The news=record. (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Or.) 1907-1910, December 01, 1909, Wednesday Edition, Image 3

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    Catarrh
Whether it is of the nose, throat,
tomach, bowels, or more delicate or
gans, catarrh is always debilitating and
should have attention.
The discharge from the mucous
membrane is because this is kept in a
state of inflammation by an impure
tondition of the blood. Therefore, to
cure, takv tha best blood purifier,
Hood'j Sarsaparilla
In usual lNfaU form or chocolated tablets
known aa Srsatab8. 100 doses si.
How to Road.
Reading is not a lost art to the
same degree that conversation Is, but
It has In most cases an arrested devel
opment through so much reading that
makes no demand upon aesthetic sen
sibility, a that one Is apt to bring to
a fine story full of delicate shades of
thought ad feeling the same mind
which he yields to a newspaper, put
ting a blunt interrogation as to Its
meaning as conveyed In the terms of a
rational proposition, and the writer's
charm Is wholly lost upon him. While
the reader's surrender to the author
must be complete, his attitude should
not be passive, but that of active re
sponsiveness and partnership. H. M.
Alden In Harper's Magazine.
In case of pain on the lungs Hamlins
Wizard Oil acts like a mustard plaster,
except that it is more effective and is
bo much nicer and cleaner to use. '
Accounting- for It.
Imog-ene Why Is it that so many
weddings happen on Wednesday!
Esmeralda Well, on Sunday every
body wants to sleep, you know; Mon
day Is wash day. and Tuesday la Iron
lng day. Wednesday Is the first day
In the week when there's really any
time for marrying;.
HOWARD E. BURTON Aasarer mnt Chemist.
ville Colorado. gpMjoien prion: Ook
BllVBr, Ld II oW, Silver. 75o; Gold, Mo; Kino
or Copper. II. Mailing envelopes and fall price Hat
MORPHINES
- " m m m tiqm jom tk.t
auto. iMrniaoeiitly cure, ftur drug bAbti, "
W oonUm Morphia., UwUhh, OpIqbi or u; oUms-
r"".' "rur- qau.d la ftd.ftne.
full Bontli Imlnul Mnt to tko sOlctad wilhoal
on, not of d.p.,,,1. Stain, ku eons thoaeuda. It
"ill sure jcm. o... It trm WuU, Toe era to be
Mealee Medlolne o
3749 Uattil., tLlMkiM,
MODERN
tXPCRT
DENTISTRY
At Prices that Defy CompetHloa
TtETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY
PAINLESS EXTRACTION 60c
SILVER FILLINGS 60c UB
GOLD FILLING8 ii.oo UD
KK GOLD CROWN 65.00
GOOD RUBBER PLATE " Is.OO
THE BEST RUBBER PLATES $8.00
WHALEBONE PLATES SIO.OO
Out-of-town patient can obtain perfect work
and aave money by calling- at our office.
NO STUDEN IB NO GAS NO COCAINE
All work guaranteed for tan year
CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS
323 Washington St, Cor. Sixth
Established 15 inn. Here to stay.
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known in
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II not at
'THE
TEADY
UCHT
1'rom Arctic
in
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A
I A tsji- 1
Solid brass font holds 4 quarts of oil sufficient to give out a glowire; heat
for 9 hours solid brass wick carriers damper top cool handle oil indicator
Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan in a variety of styles.
Every Dealer Everywhere. If Not At Yours, Write lor Descriptive CkctOs
to the Moanat Aeacy of the
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(Incorporated)
JTo Boner Faa-torr.
That was- an error." said Benatoi
Beveridge, apropos of an opponent's
argument, at a dinner in Indianapo
lis. "Our friend made an embarrass
ing error. He reminds me of John
wmslow. John spent .his honeymoon
at Niagara. He left tha bridal anarb
ment late one night to bathe, and oa
nis return knocked, as he supposed.
on his wife's door, calling softly:
"'Honev!'
"There was no answer. Wlnslow
knocked again.
"'Honey!'
"Still no answer. Wlnslow thun
dered on the door.
" 'Honey!' he cried. In a voice of ag
ony.
"Then a rDlv cama at last.
"'Sneak, you blooming Idiot!' a
male voice growled. 'This Is a bed
room, not a blooming beehive!'"
CUT THIS OUT.
Eecipe That Breaks a Cold In a Daj
ana Cures Any Curable Cough.
"MlX half niinA nf ..tnU
pine compound with two ounces of gly
cerine and hnlf n ninf nf crnn.l vkl.bi.tr.
shake wall ennh tima an1 u.a . jABAJ
v.u... uuu uoa .u uuout
or a teaspoonful to a tablespoonfo
gidi v xuur iimirM '
These in0-rpriifTltl nn Ka nrtt;n.;
from any good druggist, or he will gel
mem xrum nis wnoiesaie House.
The ConCAnfmtml nina ia o nnn.in
pine product and comes only in hall
uuuro uuiLiea, eacu enclosed in an air
tigut case, dui De sure it is labelec
"Concentrated."
A nrominAnf. ItSal diMifTrriaf aann nt
he has filled this prescription hundred)
ui lames aou xnac il is vonnnrrn i
uuueuve.
Forgotten.
O, don't you remember poor Trilby,
Ben Bolt.
Bow you wept o'er ber trials so
soreT
The world has passed on and forgot
ten her, Ben.
And we hear of poor Trilby no more.
Best for Children
Gives instant relief when little throats
are irritated and sore. Contains
no opiates and is as pleasant to lake
as it is effective.
1 All rraot. 9g ..
SMITH WANTS
The following; produce of good,
fat quality, and will pay as fol
lows. He pays promptly and he
does not charge commission.
Ship immediately.
Dressed Pork ...9c
Dressed Veal, ss Is 130 petali . .'.1 Oc
Large Veal Less.
Live Chickens 14c
Address
FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO.
, "rishtin the Beef Trust"
Portland, Oregon.
PASO'S
14 k v 1 1
The RAVO LAMP li a high grade tamo fold at a Inw
mere are ' lamps that cost more .hut there is no better lamo
ilfD.rrPrtSi ThiB ""f0"' t,he Wick' m Chimney-Holder-
.."F,..iura" OI Jn KAYO
,T J! ,","'"u ana were ll Doming
the art of lamD-maklnr that -nnM .hh ,hl
e .rt0' lpmaslnir that could add to the
Pivn li.hti.,?n a..- ..!.. cr'ilZ
in boate- very dealer everywhere.
Toun. write for AearA -tiv ini.. ,k.
i - iigni-Kiving aence. Suitable for
nearest Ageucy of the
Standard Oil Company
(Incorporated)
to Tronics
Ten Minutes
No oil heater has a higher efficien
cy or greater heating power than the
PERFECTION
Oil Heater.
(Equipped with Smokeless Device)
With It you can go from the cold
of the Arctic to the warmth of the
Tropics in 10 minutes.
The new
v Automatic
Smokeless Device
prevents smoking. Removed in an
instant for cleaning.
Bad Breath
"For months I had great trouble with my
stomach and used all kinds of medicines.
My tongue has been actually as green as
grass, my breath having a bad odor. Two
weecsago a mend recommended Cascarets
and after using them I can willingly and
chei.'rfully say that they have entirely
curea me. i ineretore let yon know tnat I
shall recommend them to any one suffer
ing from such troubles." Chas. H. Hal.
pern, 114 E. 7th St., New York, N. Y. .
Pleasant. Palatable, Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
10c. 25c. 50c. Never aold In balk. Tha sen
nine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
core or your money back. 923
Explicit DIreetloaa.
The Langworths lived In a eoraer
house so easily accessible from the
street that they were being continu
ally annoyed by persons ringing to ask
where other people lived. At last th
son of the house, says a writer In th
New York Times, decided to put aa
end to the nuisance.
"1 guess," he said, comolacently.
'there won't be any more folks asking
if the Browns, the Biddies or the Han
sons live In this house. I've fixed
em."
"What have you done?" queried Mrs.
Langworth.
"Hung out a sign."
"And what did you print on it?"
"Just five words," replied Harold.,
proudly. " 'Nobody lives here but ua "
AN EXCELLENT REMEDY.
W01 Break TJp a Cold In Twenty-foui
Hours and Cure Any Cough That
Is Curable.
The following mixture is often pre
scribed and is highly recommended foi
coughs, colds and other throat and
bronchial trouble: Mix two ounces of
Glycerine, a half ounce of Virgin Oil
)f Pine compound pure, and eight
ounces of pure Whisky. These can be
bought in any good drug store and
easily mixed together in a large bot
tle. The genuine Virgin Oil of Pine
compound pure is prepared only in the
laboratories of the Leach Chemical Co.,
Cincinnati, ana put up tor dispensing
in nair-ounce vials.
A Pet Anyhow.
The family lived In the suburbs of
the city, and, much to the Joy of Lulu,
a little pig was given a home In the
stable cellar. A few days later the
little one was calling at a neighbor's,
where she showed great Interest In the
bird.
The lady said, "Don't you keep a
bird at home?"
"No," said Lulu, "we keep a pig in
stead." Delineator.
Hard to Locate.
"How about this new student's Ideas
of orthography?" said one professor.
"He has me . puzzled," replied the
other. "I can't decide whether he It
simply illiterate or a spelling reform
er in advance of his time." Washing
ton Star. .
Aa He saw It.
On the advertising sign was the pic
ture of an athletic feminine Individual
arrayed in a flaring and abbreviated
gown of intense blackness.
"O, papa!" exclaimed the 8-year-ole
boy; "doesn't that lady look funny
wearing an umbrella!"
Belonsed to the Ualoa.
"Tell me ah are you a er ah
good, careful, excellent cook and
a very superior laundress?"
"Ah-h-h! Wot d'ye taake me fer
twins?" Harper's Weekly:
Painless Dentistry
Ovt of town people
oa have their pltvu
ana Driuswotm n"
Ufaed 1b on &0
it noMfrr.
41
Wtwillfiwywi foa
S fcT ? , 1 enae hr $3.51
f (. - , 11 a.i.. f . R flf!
suit void f wrteifli
' i2kBrldnTtll3.SF
ft Sold fllllBW 1.0C
Eul Flaws 1.0
Silver FillinM .5
Inlay Pillion 2.5tt
84 Rubier ...
puim 5.C
latMr.,
kerPltte. 7.51
hlnbn Ertr-tlon ,5C
wnmf autunTB roit VKARia
Palnleae Extraction 1'ree whaa nUtea or bridge wort
is ordered. Convolution Free. Toaeenaotgetbettei
painlei work done anrwhere. All work fullr ruar.
anteed. Modern elwrtrto eqnlpment. Beet method.
Wise Dental Co.
TBiBDWAiH.8T. PORTLAND. OREGON
011101 SO0U; M. to f . X. tmAtUyft, $ to h
THE SAFE WAY
To travel East
la via the
Oregon Railroad &
Navigation Company's
NEW FAST TRAINS
Oregon-Washington Limited
Portland to Chicaco
Chicago-Portland Special
Chicaco. St. Louie, Eta.
Soo-Spokane-Portland
Train de Luxe" to BL Paul
Latest equipment, Pullman,
Tourist and Dining Cars, electric
lighted and up-to-date. Block
Signal System Portland to Chicaao.
For literature, rates, reserva
tions, etc, call on or write to any
O. R. & N. agent, or to
WM McMURRAY
General Passenger Agent
Portland, Oregon
M.W.A. Will, P aaSWei
at iiiiw m wwm
0. S. NAVT SECOND
Tonnage of War Vessels Exceed
ed Only by England.
GERMANY SOON TAKE OUR PLACE
Kaiser Has More Battleships Under
Construction Will Be Second
Power on High Seas.
Washington, Nov. 27. Measured hy
actual naval tonnage in service, the
United States ranks second among the
nations of the world; Great Britain
alone surpasses this country. But if
to the tonnage in service is added to
tonnage of warships authorized and in
course of construction, the United
States is compelled to yield second place
iu uKrmuuy. xn otner worus, uormany
hnl in POIirua nf nnn&t.nntutn nxnra lo.m
battleships than has the United States.
The relative order of warship tonnage
of tho great nations today is as fol
lows: Great Britain 1,758,350
United States 682,785
Germany 609.700
France -. . . 602.920
Japan 396,368
Russia 259,263
Italy 216,038
Austria 114,897
It will be noted that Japan is far
inferior to the United States in its
naval strength, standing fifth on the
list. It will also be noted from the
following table, showing the total naval
tonnage of the great nations, as would
be the case were vessels building now
completed, that Japan retains her rela
tive position on the list, with even lesB
tonnage than the United States. As
suming vessels under construction were
all completed, the navies of the world
would show the following tonnage:
Great Britain 2,005,873
Germany 820,692
United States 785,687
France 760,906
Japan 489,704
Kussia 412,250
Italy
257,818
Austria 367,297
These figures are intercstiug in scv
oral respects. Germany, for instance,
which long stood fourth on the list of
naval powers, has rapidly passed hoth
the United States and Franco. Japan,
on tho other hand, supposed to have
been nmkinK great strides in the devel
opment of her navy, is not building as
last as the United States. During the
past year she increased her naval ton
nage less than 50,000, and it is seen
from the statistics above that her in
crease, according to her present pro
gramme, will not be equal to that of
the United States. The tonnage of the
American navy today exceeds that of
Japan by about 286,000; with the pres
ent programme of both nations com
pleted, the United States will lead bv
nae,uuu.
TAX BEGTJXATIONS MADE.
Income From Corporations Expected to
Be $25,000,000.
Washington, Nov. 27. Corporation
tax regulations are now complete and
ready for the printer. It has been a
great task .to meet all the complexities
of the law and expected attacks upon it
by the corporations. Latest estimates
indicate a net revenue from the cor
poration tax of approximately $25,000,
000 annually, and 122,000 corporations
probably will have to pay the tax.
In a far southwestern state it has
been found that not more than 10 per
cent of many thousands of corporations
over have actually done business. Im
proper registration in many cases is
expected, but the series of penalties
under the law will apply to all, even to
those who fail to get the forms and
regulations. The mailing of the forms
and blanks to every corporation listed
in ithe various districts is not required
by law, and is merely to assist the cor
porations. Those not registered should
apply immediately to collectors.
All returns are required to he in the
collector's hands by March 1, then sent
to the Internal revenue bureau here,
where the tax will be assessed and the
taxpaying corporations notified by June
1, the tax to be paid hy July 1,
Wild Man Is Captured.
Ukiah, Cal., Nov. 27. Emilie Badoni.
known in this section as "The Wild
Man of Hopland," was captured last
night by Constable Orr, of Cloverdale.
and Game Wardens Lee and Miller, who
broght him to this city. Badoni has
lived in a cave near Coinsky station
since last May, and had not spoken to
any one for many months. During this
time he has lived on sheep he has killed
and food taken from cabins in the
neighborhood. Badoni was found by
the officers sunning himself on ton of
Squaw rock, and was captured before
he could offer any resistance.
Mummy Barneses Arrives.
Boston, Nov. 27. Ramoses, king of
Effypt, 1 resting aboard the steamship
Aragonia, while tho vessel is discharg
ing a portion of the cargo here prepara
tory to proceeding to New York. The
monarch, whose age is estimated at
about 3000 years, was lifted aboard the
steamer by the seamen at Huez with
New York for destination. Barneses
just which one of the long line of
Egyptian sovereigns of that name ha
not been determined is a mummy.
Hall Hits Los Angeles.
Los Angeles, Nov. 27.-r-IIailstones as
large as walnuts fell in various por
tions of this city late today for ten
minutes. A sleet storm followed a sud
dea fall in the temperature, the falling
sleet remaining on the ground some
time, affording an nnusual sight for
Southern Californians.
Saakea Reaiah Oallora. .
Beneath the waters of Lake Kami,
rn Italy, lie burled two pleasure gal
leys. They belonged to the Emperors
Tiberius aad Caligula, and It is said
they contain art treasures that have
been covered for many centuries. Sys
tematic efforts were made to recover
the contents of the old hulks by Slg
aor Borghl In 1895. Divers were en
gaged, and the two galleys located,
measured and carefully examined, and
from both bronzes, pieces of wood, an
chors and ornaments of all kinds were
collected. The larger vessel measures
about 230 feet In length and 80 feet
In beam, and the smaller 200 feet In
length and 65 feet in beam. Some
pieces of lead pipe were found in the
Teasels. They bear the inscription,
"Caesarls Aug. Germanlce," the official
name of Caligula.
No Uae.
"Can I Interest you In the subject
f noiseless sewing- machines?" asked
the man at the front door. -
"No, sir." said the man of the house;
"my daughter always sings when she's
using a sewing machine, no matter
what kind It is."
Then he slammed the door In the
caller's face.
It's Pettit's Eye Salve
that erives instant rpliof tn evaa. imi
tated from dest, heat, sun or Wind.
n.ii uruggiscs or noward Bros., Buffalo,
N. Y.
Oar Own MInatrela.
"Mistah Walkah, kin yo' tell ma dl
dlff'unce 'tween a lady's gown an' d
driver of a public libr'y delivery wag
on T"
"No, George; I give that one up.
What Is the difference between a lady'i
gown and the driver of a public li
brary delivery wagon?"
"De one has hooka in de back, an' d
uddah has books In de hack."
"Ladles and gentlemen, the gifted
tenor, Mr. Stannup N. Howell, will
now sing the popular sentimental bal
lad, 'Baby, Please Don't Scatter Craok
er Crumbs In the Bed!"
TAXIDERMIST
AND TANNER
FURS BOUGHT
F. B. FINLEY
249 Columbia Portland, Ore.
Raises tho dough
and complies with
all pure food laws.
CRESCENT MFG. CO.
Makers of MAPLEDiK
better than Maple).
ifyouVe
never worn
tarns
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4 aw
SLICKER
you've vet
to learn the boditv
comrorr n hivm in
the wettest weather
MADE rOB
hAabfvice
AMD
GUARANTEED
WATERPROOF
322'
AT AUCOQO STORES
catalog rati
Thc Larocst Manufacture" or
McN-a Fine shoes in thc world
Wear W. L. Doug-la comfortable,
oasy-walklnaj shoes. They are
made upon honor, of the best loath
ere, by tho most skilled workmen,
In all the latest fashions. Shoes In
eary style and shape to suit men
In all walks of life.
If I could take you Into my large
factories at Orockton, Matt,, and
show you how carefully W.L.DOUB
laa shoes are made, you would
then understand why they hold
their shape, fit better, wear longer
and are of greater value thon any
other make,
CAUTION. Roe that W. I Dotiglas
name and the retail price is ampeJ on
the bottom. Take Mo Substitute.
t La nnl
k Work shoe In lnok
to fOVe POOrJ wear. Have vnur
show VOU the SOod Ionic in t7. rnmfnrtal-ilU
rweB-fitlJng, Mayer Work Shoes.
MawU el 1tiurk eWl L !.. l:J
ill i -- fm-j auice, buihj
UUUDbsV Mains1 I -sSL SlmirilJk akaaa sa Mayl
will last longer than uty other shoes you caa
MAYER WORK SHOES
are stade for working mea of all clawei and
-halttmtkn" Y.-.- l
IM them- Will nnmm.r ... uL. .L.
I To be sore too are trtliai Mayer Shoes, look for
the Mayer Trade Mark oe the sole. Your dealer
will buddiw WOSlf mot- tvnl In im
-1 l V Vt nB,r1 of a dealer we. doe.
a .headU Meyef Work Shoes, we will seed ea free.
l leurl. a beaaaful picaue at Cearas Wsshaaina.
we also mane nooorbilt Shoes lor mea.
Shoes, Martha Washington Comfort Shoes,
M Shoes aad Special Mo School
F. Mayer Boot & Shoe
Co.
MILWAUKEE, WIS.
The Family
Phys
The best medicines In the
world cannot take the place of
the family physician. Consult
him early when taken ill. If
the trouble is with your
throat, bronchial tubes, or
lungs, ask him about taking
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Then
take it or not, as he says.
A
W publish our forxjiulu
m w banish nleohol
L from our mriiiina
yers
Wo urge you q
oontuit your
dootor
Bilious attacks, sick-headaches, indices.
tion, constipation, dizzy spells these
are some of the results of an inactive
liver. Ask your doctor if he endorses
Ayer's Pills in these esses. The dose
is small, one pill st bedtime.
Made by tha J. C. Avir Pi. tj,.ii. .
A Literal Dlatlactlon.
Bishop Potter was known as quite
a wit. and often took delight In turn
ing his humor loose on his associates,
but here is an Instance where the Joke,
although quite unintentional, was on
the bishop. He was to preach at a
certain parish In the West in the even
ing, and the congregation was not a
little amused at the somewhat ambigu
ous announcement of their worthy pas
tor, who said:
"Remember our special service next
Sunday afternoon. The Lord will be
with us during the morning services,
and Bishop Potter In the evening.
Success Magazine.
A LEADER
WATER SYSTEM
IN YOUR HOME
Meana an unfailing water supply. It
meana that you will have tha moot practi
cal Domeatic water aupply yatam now in
uae. No elevated tank, no frozen pipaa in
winter, no staenant water in aummar. no
water aupply troublaa of any sort. Tank
placed in baMment. out of light and way.
made of preiund steal, will not mat and
will last a lifetime.
You will be pleased with tha LEADER
system of furnishing- Domestte Water
8upr'y. Ask for our catalog-tie and free
booklet, How 1 BolYed My Water Supply
Problem." -
LEWIS & STAVER CO.
Portland, Ore.
Spokane, Wash.
Boise, Idaho.
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