The news=record. (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Or.) 1907-1910, April 14, 1909, Wednesday Edition, Image 3

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Newspaper Page Text7-.'. i This is One of the 40,366 Testimonials received in two years. "Ours is a New England farmer's home, and as we are twenty miles from a large town, we are obliged to de pend "very largely upon family medicines we keep on hand all the time. "First and Foremost among them is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which we have always found a trud friend and helper. When I had suffered dread fully from dyspepsia, without finding relief, Hood's Sarsaparilla gave ma positive help, and when I had used four bottles I was in better health than for many years. I have found Hood's Sarsaparilla "A Great Spring Medicine to build one up when strength Is most needed, to create an appetite, and in short to regulate the whole system. I have lately been taking Sarsatabs,"which I find convenient, easy to take, and ' also very beneficial." Mrs. E. L. Berry, West Troy, Me. Hood's Sarsaparilla combines the utmost remedial values of more than 20 different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and enriched by this peculiar combination. Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today. Get it in the usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pol at in Their Ftnr. Bill de Burglar There's one thing I (Ike about these mounted p'leecemen, any way. Pete de Pickpocket Wofa that? Bill de Burglar They can't ride bo ninety-eight miles in one day. Sttll Strut-glint. "Uncle Hirain, have you ever written any magazine stories?" "N no, not yet, dear; t have only written stories for magazines." 33 Only One "BROMO QUININE" That U IAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Loo for tba signature of E. W. GROVE. Used th 25c Hie Monumental Blunders "Dcah boy, what is the trouble between world over to Cure a Cold In One Day, you and the beautiful Miss Plumley?" "Jealousy. I happened one day to speak of the marvelous beauty of Psyche and it made her furious." Detail plana; bill of material with cost; full directions ho anybody, at Hmall expense, can build hia own tank, connect old style toilet and sewerage for kitchen slop? making his home sanitary. $3.60. G. H. HAMILTON 474 Manzanita Street, Portland, Oregon WE HAVE INQUIRIES For Farms in the Northwest from people who are on the way from the East and Middle West and can place you in touch with buyers with money. r Let us hear what you have for sale ATLAS LAND COMPANY 420 Lumber Exchange Building PORTLAND OREGON I TlV vMaovVi shomsJ J XjC I.OOTO3.uO jJr 9 COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER -w EXTRACTS , "JUST RIGHT i Accrr ft rruPD k PORTIANO. ORE." J mm n.wrx u mil IF YOU YE NEVER WORN V ft SSLICKER you've yet to learn the bodily comrort it gives in the wettest weather MADE FOR Hard service GUARANTEES WATERPROOF 3S2 AT All GOOD STOWS CATALOG FREE A Hew Standard. "I knew they were putting on airs. They let on that their silverware was all solid and now . the whole world Vnows It Isn't" "How did It coma out?" "Burglars broke Into the house the other night and didn't take a thing." Detroit Free Press. Came I'p In a Horry. Mrs. A. How are you getting on with your carden? Did your seeds come up? Mrs. B. Oh, yes ; they all came up In about two days. My neighbors keep chickens. Mothers will find Mrs. Winlows Soothing Byrup the beat remedy to use lor their chudrea suniig me leetulug perloa. Well Named. She Do you notice that Lord De Broke calls Miss Mllyuns, to whom he's engaged, "My Subby?" He Yes ; I suppose he means "sub- treasury." CITC Bt. Vitus' lanoe ano orvous mseaaea perauv I I I J neatly cared by Dr. It Una's Great Nerve Re storer. Bend for FREE $1.00 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. E. II. Kline, Ld., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Fa. Tlin- froni, The Reason I Hake and Bell More lien's $3.00 to $3.50 Shoes Than Any Other Manufacturer Is btnlM I sirs the wearer the bnflt of tbt moet complete organization of trained experts and skilled .tiMiB.twi In the eonntrv. The selection of the leathers far each pert of the shoe. and every detail of the making in every department, la looked after bT the beet Shoemakers In the ihoe iadnetry. If 1 oonld ebow you how carefully W. L. DookUb shoes are made, yon woald then understand why they hold their shape, At better, and wear longer than any other maks. My Method of Tanning Ihe Soles mahet them More flexible and Longer Wearing than any others. athoea for Every Member f the Family, Men, Hoys, Women, M Uses and Children. For sale by shoe dealers everywhere. PAilTlflM I None genuine without V. L. Doiiirlaa vHU I IU11 i name and price etamped on bottom. Vast Color Eyslcts Used Exclusively. Catalog mailed free. W. L. DOCQLAS. 17 Spark St.. Brockton. Mas. C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a Hf e Btudy of the properties of Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is giving the world the benefit of his services. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lung, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of Men and Women. A SURE CANCER CURE Juat received from Pekin, China safe, sure and reliable. Unfailing- in Its works. If you cannot call, write for aymptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION FREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162V, First St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or, Time la the beat test For over fifty years Ham lin's Wizard Oil has been the moat popular remedy in the United States for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia and all pain and inflammation. . Johnny's Protrreaa. "Johnny is taking a good deal ot In terest in his studies these days," said Mrs. Lapsling. "They've taken up phy sics now. and once a week the class is allowed to spend an hour in the chemical lavatory." Chicago Tribune. A 1st Mode. "Yes, Herbert," murmured the loTely maiden, "I will marry you I don't care whether you are rich or poor!" "My peerless girl !" fervently exclaim ed Herbert, folding her to his heart "I see you have looked me up In Brad- street's !" Possibly. "TJnele Bruno, why is it that your peo ple increase so much faster than the white people do?" Deed I dunno, boss, onless it s 'cause dah's mo' of us bawn." Chicago Tribune. It's Pettit's Eye Salve that gives instant relief to eyes; irri tated from dest, heat, sun or wind. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, Her Vole. Miss Goodsole My music teacher tells be made to contribute to living aright. me I ought by all means to cultivate rry Then the of medicines may be dis- a'iss Tartun She's right You ought censed with to advantage, but under or- to cultivate it or Quit trying to sing with dinarv conditions in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be rovalu- Cynicai. able if taken at the proper time and trie A Chicago professor says : "The map California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is who never parleys over cab fare, who 1;lm mmrtnt to r,resent the subject never scans the prices on a menu, and . ... . . , - ,, . .... , truthfully' and to supply the one perfect who. h liornntpR vvhpn ho'a hrnkf onrrlpB J 1 ' r an Infallible amulet against feminine laxative to those desiring it. Naaal Orthography. Teacher Your name Is John mins, is It? Where are you Johnny? New Pupil Snohomish, Wash. Teacher IIow do you spell It, John ny? New Pupil You don't spell It, ma'am. 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WESTERN Saint Louis Kamaa City Denver Dallas Omaha Northern Electric and Manufacturinir Co., Ltd., Montreal and Wlnnlpei PACIFIC San Francisco Los Angelas Seattle Salt Lake City I WILL HELP YOU CURE YOURSELF OF KIDNEY, BLADDER OR RHEUMATIC TROUBLE, FREE No Reason to Indignant Customer wheat cakes are sour ! Waiter Girl (at lunch counter) Tes, sir; if you will look at your check you'll find I've charged you only half price for em. ' You Can Get Allen' root-Case FREE. Write Aliens. Olmsted.Le Roy, N. Y., for a iree sample ot Allen's Foot-Eae. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, i 111; row lug nails and bunions. All drug glstt sell it. 'ilxi. Don't accept any substitute. Qnlta. "Gracious I" exclaimed Mr. Swellman, ZeJtts 111,8 eateu a lot of tbat dog I Will Send You Free Treatment and Give You Simple Instructions How "Never mind, dear," replied Mrs. Jo Cure Yourself in Your Home, Without C-OSt. Swellrnnu, "It Just serves Fldo right, Writo M TnrlflV fnr ho'a tnL-Pii th hnhv'a food manv a VY IIIC 1T1C A VMajf, time. Yes, Fldo, naughty 1 naughty!" Philadelphia Tress. Reminded II I m. Little Boy ( meddling with has father's documents) Papa, this, letter from Mr. Muntoburn has a postscript, 'B. T. What does that Absent-Minded statesman Ulve me that letter, son ! (Hastily burns it.) Chicago Tribune. Guaranteed under all Pare Food Laws Isssl m Improve Your Baking K C Baking Powder will do it! Get a can. Try it for your favorite cake. If it doesn't raise better, more evenly, higher, if it isn't daintier, more delicate in flavor, we return your money. Everybody agrees K C has no equal. BAKING SlV POWDER Pure, Wholesome, Economical. rJaques Mfg. CtT Chicago Bud Doble my 40 years' experience with horses I have found Hpohn's Distemper cure the mont successful of all remedies for the horses. It is the greatest blood purifier." Bottle, 50c. anasi.uu. urueeiHis can supdiv vou.or manufacturers. Agents wanted. Bend for Free book. Bpohn Medical Co,, Spec. Con tagious uiseaes, uosnen, itia. Blambera of tba Brook. The poetical young man with soulful eyes was walking with his matter-of-fact brother by the brookside. "IIow the stream tosses In its slum ber!" he exclaimed. "Yes," answered bis brother, "and you would, too. If your bed was full of stones." Youth's Companion. With. Their Teeth. Frugal Landlady IIow are yon gentle men getting aloDg at the farther end ol the table? One of Tbem (gnawing an ancient doughnut) Working like beavers, ma'am. MRS. WALKER DR. LYNOTT MR. MERRICK Dr. Lynott'. Great Medical Book, Describinx These Diseases, as Well as the Addrewes of Sev eral Hundred of His Cured Patients, are Also Sent Free to All Who Write Him. UOWARD II Lewlv.lle. E. BrBTOH Asearar and Chamlet. Calftrudo. Hbuciimtn brioMi (iold. Bllter. load. tl. Gold. HU.r. l&o: Gold. UK: Zino or Ofipimr. 11. aUiliaa nwlopew and fall prlraliet ent oa application. Control and ITmptrn woraaa. licitud. bofenuua: OarUwata tiatianal Bank. DR. T. P. WISE DENTIST Crown and Bridge Work Specialty toe-209 MerchanU Trust Buildinr LtfVs WaabinarUai, cur. SUtb PORTLAND, O So that all who auffer from kidney trouble, bladder trouble or rheumatUm may know with out expense that at last a genuine and reliable cure for these diseases haa beon found. I will sand to any victim ot these allmenia a iree " mentand auch simple instructiona that anyone can cure himself at home. free. I aay free and I i win m.ir. ffw. ohmrwe: von have only to write me a letter, sivinir me your symptoms and tellinc me how you feel and 1 will do aa I promise. To vive free treatment is the best way to prove my claims. I bear the expense. You hava sim- Ely to take say treatment at directed and you will now I can cure you. You will owe ma nothinir now or later when cured. It la my free sift to the thousands of uric acid aunerera, ana i want all to take advantage of It. I have devoted my life to the cure of these diseases. I am in a posi tion to help you and my help will coat you noth- Ins. Writ me a letter today, deacrlbinc your condi tion in your own words, and I will send you a free treatment for It. Borne of the leading- symptoms ' a kidney, bladder or rheumatic disease are; 1. Fein In the bark. Too frequent deeira to arlnata. S. rlurniim or oifetructioa of urine. t. rin orsorenfw ia the bladder, . PrrMtatic tmulile. a (lee or pain In the etooaseh. . 4in-rl d.Mlltr, wsknM. dleilneea I. hsln and rorf aeae tindfr riaiit ribs. t velliu ia sn part af the boOjr. 10. (tnnHtimtion or llvnr tronl.le. 11. pitlpitat on or piilu uadur tlie titiart. I. '. I'nln In tlm hip joint. II. I'ain In the nin-k or lifitd. 14. PhIii or iMiri-iiiM in the oi'tri"?. I',, l'sln or ewitlliiitf of tlia joints. 1H. pHln end ewclllliaof llin lliuwles. 17. rnin and Mirnrnn. in hi rvin. , 18. Ai-u e or l.'tirooiu rlieuuiatiein. You can describe your condition in your own way or you can Hive the numb? of the symptoms in the coupon and send the couiion to nie and the free treatment and instructions will be sent you jutt the same. My address is Dr. T. Krunk Ly nott, 2735 Occidental BuiMinir. Chir-airo. Ill, I am askina: you for no money. All I ask ia tne privilege of proving to the alllicteil that I can and will cure kidney, bladder and rheumatic trouble in a simple, scientific. painlea way; that I can atop the painful backache, the awellinK nen, tne in flamed bladder, the torturing rheumatism. I am auccensful wiih old and young, those who have just become sick and those who have sutlered for years. Since I ask for no money write me today and you will be surprised to see how easy it ia to cure you when the right remedies, whose purity I have vouched for to the U. 8. Government, are sent fou, and when a doctor gives you the right advice, will give you the right remedies and right ad vice and charge you nothing, so correspond with me today. Wr a letter or send the coupon, or do both. Lir. T. Frank I.ynott. Vi (X-cldenUl l)Mg., Ch'catfu. I notice symptoms nunitjer- (Here put dowu thu numbers) I will be obliged to you for a free treatment and any Instruction, ami advice you think neces sary for the cure of my rue. My age Is' Kindly sddruMa me iFlesne write your sddrtwe plainly, or write your sddrewt oa a separate piece uf paper and pill tl, coupon on.)