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This is One of the 40,366
Testimonials received in two years. "Ours is a New England farmer's
home, and as we are twenty miles from a large town, we are obliged to de
pend "very largely upon family medicines we keep on hand all the time.
"First and Foremost among them is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which we
have always found a trud friend and helper. When I had suffered dread
fully from dyspepsia, without finding relief, Hood's Sarsaparilla gave ma
positive help, and when I had used four bottles I was in better health than
for many years. I have found Hood's Sarsaparilla
"A Great Spring Medicine to build one up when strength Is most
needed, to create an appetite, and in short to regulate the whole system. I
have lately been taking Sarsatabs,"which I find convenient, easy to take, and '
also very beneficial." Mrs. E. L. Berry, West Troy, Me.
Hood's Sarsaparilla combines the utmost remedial values of more than
20 different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and enriched by this
peculiar combination.
Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today. Get it in the usual liquid
form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar.
Pol at in Their Ftnr.
Bill de Burglar There's one thing I
(Ike about these mounted p'leecemen, any
way.
Pete de Pickpocket Wofa that?
Bill de Burglar They can't ride bo
ninety-eight miles in one day.
Sttll Strut-glint.
"Uncle Hirain, have you ever written
any magazine stories?"
"N no, not yet, dear; t have only
written stories for magazines."
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Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That U IAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Loo
for tba signature of E. W. GROVE. Used th
25c
Hie Monumental Blunders
"Dcah boy, what is the trouble between world over to Cure a Cold In One Day,
you and the beautiful Miss Plumley?"
"Jealousy. I happened one day to
speak of the marvelous beauty of Psyche
and it made her furious."
Detail plana; bill of material with cost; full
directions ho anybody, at Hmall expense, can
build hia own tank, connect old style toilet
and sewerage for kitchen slop? making his
home sanitary. $3.60.
G. H. HAMILTON
474 Manzanita Street, Portland, Oregon
WE HAVE INQUIRIES
For Farms in the Northwest
from people who are on the way
from the East and Middle West
and can place you in touch with
buyers with money.
r
Let us hear what you have for sale
ATLAS LAND COMPANY
420 Lumber Exchange Building
PORTLAND OREGON
I TlV vMaovVi shomsJ J
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COFFEEC
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
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IF YOU YE
NEVER WORN
V
ft
SSLICKER
you've yet
to learn the bodily
comrort it gives in
the wettest weather
MADE FOR
Hard service
GUARANTEES
WATERPROOF
3S2
AT All GOOD STOWS
CATALOG FREE
A Hew Standard.
"I knew they were putting on airs.
They let on that their silverware was
all solid and now . the whole world
Vnows It Isn't"
"How did It coma out?"
"Burglars broke Into the house the
other night and didn't take a thing."
Detroit Free Press.
Came I'p In a Horry.
Mrs. A. How are you getting on
with your carden? Did your seeds
come up?
Mrs. B. Oh, yes ; they all came up
In about two days. My neighbors keep
chickens.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winlows Soothing
Byrup the beat remedy to use lor their chudrea
suniig me leetulug perloa.
Well Named.
She Do you notice that Lord De
Broke calls Miss Mllyuns, to whom he's
engaged, "My Subby?"
He Yes ; I suppose he means "sub-
treasury."
CITC Bt. Vitus' lanoe ano orvous mseaaea perauv
I I I J neatly cared by Dr. It Una's Great Nerve Re
storer. Bend for FREE $1.00 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. E. II. Kline, Ld., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Fa.
Tlin-
froni,
The Reason I Hake and Bell More lien's $3.00
to $3.50 Shoes Than Any Other Manufacturer
Is btnlM I sirs the wearer the bnflt of tbt moet
complete organization of trained experts and skilled
.tiMiB.twi In the eonntrv.
The selection of the leathers far each pert of the shoe.
and every detail of the making in every department, la
looked after bT the beet Shoemakers In the ihoe iadnetry.
If 1 oonld ebow you how carefully W. L. DookUb shoes
are made, yon woald then understand why they hold their
shape, At better, and wear longer than any other maks.
My Method of Tanning Ihe Soles mahet them More
flexible and Longer Wearing than any others.
athoea for Every Member f the Family,
Men, Hoys, Women, M Uses and Children.
For sale by shoe dealers everywhere.
PAilTlflM I None genuine without V. L. Doiiirlaa
vHU I IU11 i name and price etamped on bottom.
Vast Color Eyslcts Used Exclusively. Catalog mailed free.
W. L. DOCQLAS. 17 Spark St.. Brockton. Mas.
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondeful man has
made a Hf e Btudy of the
properties of Roots,
Herbs and Barks, and
is giving the world the
benefit of his services.
No Mercury, Poisons
or Drugs Used. No
Operations or Cutting
Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lung,
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private
Diseases of Men and Women.
A SURE CANCER CURE
Juat received from Pekin, China safe, sure
and reliable. Unfailing- in Its works.
If you cannot call, write for aymptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps.
CONSULTATION FREE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
162V, First St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or,
Time la the beat test For over fifty years Ham
lin's Wizard Oil has been the moat popular remedy
in the United States for the cure of Rheumatism,
Neuralgia and all pain and inflammation. .
Johnny's Protrreaa.
"Johnny is taking a good deal ot In
terest in his studies these days," said
Mrs. Lapsling. "They've taken up phy
sics now. and once a week the class is
allowed to spend an hour in the chemical
lavatory." Chicago Tribune.
A 1st Mode.
"Yes, Herbert," murmured the loTely
maiden, "I will marry you I don't care
whether you are rich or poor!"
"My peerless girl !" fervently exclaim
ed Herbert, folding her to his heart "I
see you have looked me up In Brad-
street's !"
Possibly.
"TJnele Bruno, why is it that your peo
ple increase so much faster than the white
people do?"
Deed I dunno, boss, onless it s 'cause
dah's mo' of us bawn." Chicago Tribune.
It's Pettit's Eye Salve
that gives instant relief to eyes; irri
tated from dest, heat, sun or wind.
All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo,
Her Vole.
Miss Goodsole My music teacher tells be made to contribute to living aright.
me I ought by all means to cultivate rry Then the of medicines may be dis-
a'iss Tartun She's right You ought censed with to advantage, but under or-
to cultivate it or Quit trying to sing with dinarv conditions in many instances a
simple, wholesome remedy may be rovalu-
Cynicai. able if taken at the proper time and trie
A Chicago professor says : "The map California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is
who never parleys over cab fare, who 1;lm mmrtnt to r,resent the subject
never scans the prices on a menu, and . ... . . , - ,,
. .... , truthfully' and to supply the one perfect
who. h liornntpR vvhpn ho'a hrnkf onrrlpB J 1 ' r
an Infallible amulet against feminine laxative to those desiring it.
Naaal Orthography.
Teacher Your name Is John
mins, is It? Where are you
Johnny?
New Pupil Snohomish, Wash.
Teacher IIow do you spell It, John
ny?
New Pupil You don't spell It,
ma'am. You sneeze It
Alt Who
Would Enjoy
good health, with its blessings, must un
derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the
question of right living with all the term
implies. With proper knowledge of what
is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy
ment, of contemplation and of effort may
The Kind You Havo Always lJousht has borne the signa
ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no ono
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Jiist-as-jrood" are hut Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment
What is CASTORIA
Cnstoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its npre is its g-uarantce. It destroys "Worms
and allays Eeverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and AVind
Colic, it relieves Teething; Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the
Stomach and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep,
Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
The KM You Ha?e Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
aW M tW m SSjaOr- l isassfg MM "P JU M
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CCNTAU. COMPANY. TT MUHRAV TIICCT, NCW YORK CITV.
A flavoring used the same as lemon or vanilla.
By dissolving granulated sugar in water ana
adding Mnnlcine, a delicious syrup ia made and
a syrup belter than maple. Mapleine is sold by
grocers. If not send 35c for 2 01. bottle and
recipe book. Crescent Mfg. Co., Seattle, Wav.
It.
criticism." Kansas City Star.
Hla Burst of Generosity
"Your boy's injury is not as severe as
I bad anticipated," the surgeon assured
him. "I shall not have to amputate) bis
leg."
"I am glad to hear you say so," said
Mr. Tyte-Phist, with emotion. "Still, if
it had been necessary, in order to save
his life, I I was willing to bear the ex
pense of it I"
PILES CURED IN O TO 14 DATS
PAZO OINTMENT la guaranteed to cur any
case of Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c.
Consequently, the Company's Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna gives general
satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects
buy the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for
by all leading druggists.
A CURE FOR FITS
(RESCENT
Egg-Phosphate
Villi. DO ALL
T1UT ANT
Willi MUCH)
rOWDER WILL
Q DO AND
DO '.T BUTTER
BAKING POWDER
A FULL POUND 25c
Get it from
your Grocer
Cafiton Plows, Harrows
Planters, Listers. Cultivators
Stalk Cutters, Potato Diggers
Beet Implements, Carts
Garden Tools, &c.
67 Yean ol "Knowing How" Hammered
Into tvery One 01 Ihem.
Owe 140O Different Styles and Sizes, to
ment all conditions in all kinda oi aoiL Noted
lr,r Sirpnath. SimnlicitT and ase of Orjeration.
VVn am hA rtrtvtnatnra of many of the best
Irnnwn imntnmpnta made, and the exclusive feat
ures are protected by patents. When you pay put
your money fef tba best, experiments awe expensive.
Insist on getting P. fc O. Implements from your dealer.
I Knti(,ilT llln.trutp,! Pamnh . and HP.&O. Cataloe.
wm be mailed free on request. Remember P. & O. Canton Implements baye teen in tne i leao toe
over two-thirda of a century and are backed by an unqualified guarantee, Ask I or Cats! of No, lOl
Parlin & Orendorff Co., Canton, III.
PARLIN ORENDORFF NORTHWEST PLOW CO., Portland, 0r.,Spokane,Wsh.
PACIFIC IMPLEMENT CO., General Agents, San Francisco.
B. HAYMAN, Aeent, Los Angeles.
Geet
Mr. Jawbaclt You think too much of
your clothes.
Mrs. Jawback I don't think much
of the ones you buy me. Cleveland
Leader.
Conaplailm.
-Say, these buck-
The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Been Strug
gling to Attain for Centuries
Tho Intmae Intercut that haa been manifested
throughout the country by the wonderful cures
that are being accomplished daily by epileptcide.
atill continues. It is really aurprisina; the vast
number of people who have already been cured of
flu and nervousness. In order that everybody
may have a chance to test the medicine, lanre trial
bottles, valuable literature. History of Epilepsy
and testimonials, will be sent by mail absolutely
free to all who write to the ur. May uiDorarory.
648 Pearl Street, New York City.
PN U
No. 16-09
TT7HEN writing; to advertiser please
Tr I mention tnia paper.
In Case of Illness
tire telephone is a friend in need. It will save you
many anxious moments and possibly the life of a
loved one.
A reliable telephone places you in instant touch
with your doctor and friends without
taking you from the "sick room."
Western Electric
Rural Telephones
are of proven reliability. They will
not fail you in emergency. Think
over the small cost.
All of the material needed to build
the very best rural telephone line will cost
you and your neighbors only about as
much as two or three sheep. With our
Free Bulletins before him a boy can Install
and operate the system.
Cut out this aih'trtittrtuni, write your nam and aifjrert en tht martin and
mail to-diiy, to our neartit offict, so that our Free Bulletin No, 112
which UsscriUs tho entire plan in detail, may bo sent you immediately.
WESTERN Ef-OTHf
mi mJ IVi ir'Vr TT
EASTERN
New York
Philadelphia
Boston
Pittsburg
Atlanta
u:n i kal The word', oidj,, an() aIK, te!e.
Chicago phone manufacturer. There are over
Indianapolis 4.000.000 Wlltirn Electric Telephone!
Cincinnati l1 use in the United States to-day.
Minneaoolit Kural Telephone a specialty.
WESTERN
Saint Louis
Kamaa City
Denver
Dallas
Omaha
Northern Electric and Manufacturinir Co., Ltd., Montreal and Wlnnlpei
PACIFIC
San Francisco
Los Angelas
Seattle
Salt Lake City
I WILL HELP YOU CURE YOURSELF
OF KIDNEY, BLADDER OR
RHEUMATIC TROUBLE, FREE
No Reason to
Indignant Customer
wheat cakes are sour !
Waiter Girl (at lunch counter) Tes,
sir; if you will look at your check you'll
find I've charged you only half price for
em.
' You Can Get Allen' root-Case FREE.
Write Aliens. Olmsted.Le Roy, N. Y., for a
iree sample ot Allen's Foot-Eae. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, i 111; row lug nails and bunions. All drug
glstt sell it. 'ilxi. Don't accept any substitute.
Qnlta.
"Gracious I" exclaimed Mr. Swellman,
ZeJtts 111,8 eateu a lot of tbat dog I Will Send You Free Treatment and Give You Simple Instructions How
"Never mind, dear," replied Mrs. Jo Cure Yourself in Your Home, Without C-OSt.
Swellrnnu, "It Just serves Fldo right, Writo M TnrlflV
fnr ho'a tnL-Pii th hnhv'a food manv a VY IIIC 1T1C A VMajf,
time. Yes, Fldo, naughty 1 naughty!"
Philadelphia Tress.
Reminded II I m.
Little Boy ( meddling with has father's
documents) Papa, this, letter from Mr.
Muntoburn has a postscript, 'B. T.
What does that
Absent-Minded statesman Ulve me
that letter, son !
(Hastily burns it.) Chicago Tribune.
Guaranteed under
all Pare Food
Laws
Isssl m
Improve
Your Baking
K C Baking Powder will do it! Get
a can. Try it for your favorite cake. If
it doesn't raise better, more evenly, higher,
if it isn't daintier, more delicate in flavor,
we return your money. Everybody
agrees K C has no equal.
BAKING
SlV POWDER
Pure, Wholesome,
Economical.
rJaques Mfg. CtT
Chicago
Bud Doble
my 40 years' experience with horses I have
found Hpohn's Distemper cure the mont
successful of all remedies for the horses. It
is the greatest blood purifier." Bottle, 50c.
anasi.uu. urueeiHis can supdiv vou.or
manufacturers. Agents wanted. Bend for
Free book. Bpohn Medical Co,, Spec. Con
tagious uiseaes, uosnen, itia.
Blambera of tba Brook.
The poetical young man with soulful
eyes was walking with his matter-of-fact
brother by the brookside.
"IIow the stream tosses In its slum
ber!" he exclaimed.
"Yes," answered bis brother, "and
you would, too. If your bed was full
of stones." Youth's Companion.
With. Their Teeth.
Frugal Landlady IIow are yon gentle
men getting aloDg at the farther end ol
the table?
One of Tbem (gnawing an ancient
doughnut) Working like beavers, ma'am.
MRS. WALKER
DR. LYNOTT
MR. MERRICK
Dr. Lynott'. Great Medical Book, Describinx These Diseases, as Well as the Addrewes of Sev
eral Hundred of His Cured Patients, are Also Sent Free to All Who Write Him.
UOWARD
II Lewlv.lle.
E. BrBTOH Asearar and Chamlet.
Calftrudo. Hbuciimtn brioMi (iold.
Bllter. load. tl. Gold. HU.r. l&o: Gold. UK: Zino
or Ofipimr. 11. aUiliaa nwlopew and fall prlraliet
ent oa application. Control and ITmptrn woraaa.
licitud. bofenuua: OarUwata tiatianal Bank.
DR. T. P. WISE
DENTIST
Crown and Bridge Work Specialty
toe-209 MerchanU Trust Buildinr
LtfVs WaabinarUai, cur. SUtb PORTLAND, O
So that all who auffer from kidney trouble,
bladder trouble or rheumatUm may know with
out expense that at last a genuine and reliable
cure for these diseases haa beon found. I will
sand to any victim ot these allmenia a iree "
mentand auch simple instructiona that anyone
can cure himself at home. free. I aay free and I
i win m.ir. ffw. ohmrwe: von have only
to write me a letter, sivinir me your symptoms and
tellinc me how you feel and 1 will do aa I promise.
To vive free treatment is the best way to prove
my claims. I bear the expense. You hava sim-
Ely to take say treatment at directed and you will
now I can cure you. You will owe ma nothinir
now or later when cured. It la my free sift to
the thousands of uric acid aunerera, ana i want
all to take advantage of It. I have devoted my
life to the cure of these diseases. I am in a posi
tion to help you and my help will coat you noth-
Ins.
Writ me a letter today, deacrlbinc your condi
tion in your own words, and I will send you a free
treatment for It. Borne of the leading- symptoms
' a kidney, bladder or rheumatic disease are;
1. Fein In the bark.
Too frequent deeira to arlnata.
S. rlurniim or oifetructioa of urine.
t. rin orsorenfw ia the bladder,
. PrrMtatic tmulile.
a (lee or pain In the etooaseh.
. 4in-rl d.Mlltr, wsknM. dleilneea
I. hsln and rorf aeae tindfr riaiit ribs.
t velliu ia sn part af the boOjr.
10. (tnnHtimtion or llvnr tronl.le.
11. pitlpitat on or piilu uadur tlie titiart.
I. '. I'nln In tlm hip joint.
II. I'ain In the nin-k or lifitd.
14. PhIii or iMiri-iiiM in the oi'tri"?.
I',, l'sln or ewitlliiitf of tlia joints.
1H. pHln end ewclllliaof llin lliuwles.
17. rnin and Mirnrnn. in hi rvin.
, 18. Ai-u e or l.'tirooiu rlieuuiatiein.
You can describe your condition in your own
way or you can Hive the numb? of the symptoms
in the coupon and send the couiion to nie and the
free treatment and instructions will be sent you
jutt the same. My address is Dr. T. Krunk Ly
nott, 2735 Occidental BuiMinir. Chir-airo. Ill,
I am askina: you for no money. All I ask ia tne
privilege of proving to the alllicteil that I can and
will cure kidney, bladder and rheumatic trouble in
a simple, scientific. painlea way; that I can atop
the painful backache, the awellinK nen, tne in
flamed bladder, the torturing rheumatism. I am
auccensful wiih old and young, those who have
just become sick and those who have sutlered for
years.
Since I ask for no money write me today and
you will be surprised to see how easy it ia to cure
you when the right remedies, whose purity I have
vouched for to the U. 8. Government, are sent
fou, and when a doctor gives you the right advice,
will give you the right remedies and right ad
vice and charge you nothing, so correspond with
me today.
Wr a letter or send the coupon, or do both.
Lir. T. Frank I.ynott.
Vi (X-cldenUl l)Mg., Ch'catfu.
I notice symptoms nunitjer-
(Here put dowu thu numbers)
I will be obliged to you for a free treatment
and any Instruction, ami advice you think neces
sary for the cure of my rue. My age Is'
Kindly sddruMa me
iFlesne write your sddrtwe plainly, or write
your sddrewt oa a separate piece uf paper and
pill tl, coupon on.)