The news=record. (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Or.) 1907-1910, February 24, 1909, Wednesday Edition, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextThe Mission Of those corpuscles In your blood that have been called "Little Soldiers," Is to fight for you against the disease germs that constantly endanger your health. These corpuscles are mado healthy and strong by the use of Hood's Sarsaparilla. ' This medicine is a combination .of more than 20 different remedial agents in proportions and by a process known only to ourselves and it has for thirty years been constantly proving its worth. No substitute, none "just-as-good." Making- It Pleasant for Risk. "Gentlemen," said the toascniaster at Ifce banquet, "we have listened to some excel lent orators this evening and I am aura we have enjoyed their efforts very much. I have purposely kept one of our beat speakers for the last, and after you havt heard him I know you will be glad to go home. Gentlemen, I have the honor to present Mr. Ketchum A. Cummin,, who will now address you." Chicago Tribune, About Rlsnt. A boy was asked to explain the dlf lerence between animal Instinct anfl human Intelligence. "If we had in OREGON STATE NEWS I Cheese Factories Report. Tillamook Seven of the co-opera tive associations have made their an nual reports for last year. viz. : Fair- view Dairy association, Red Clover, South Prairie, East Beaver, Maple Leaf, Three Rivers and Clover Leaf. These factories received 14,326,111 Her Objection. "I wish my dentist wasn't so realistic," aid Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego. "lie calls hi dental parlor his drawing room." PILES CURED IN S TO 14 DATS PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to care any ease of Itching-, Blind. Bleeding- or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c stlnct," he said, "we should know pounds of milk and the factory which everything we needed to know with- received "the largest amount of milk out learning it ; but we've got reason, was Maple Leaf Creamery association, and so we have tn shuiv rmr..!. with 2,619,494 pounds. This associa- 'S J Rural Telephones Do you realize that rural telephones, more than anything else, tend to increase the earning power of every farm and farmer ? Do you realize that ALL of the material needed to build the very best rural telephone line exactly the same as the Bell Company puts up will cost you and your neigh bors less than half a bale of cotton or twenty bushels of wheat each? ill 'most blind, or be a fool.1 1st Leader. -TJnlversal- Happy EiigaKenient. "It's a good thing that man wants but little here below," remarked the home-grown philosopher. "Because why?" queried the youth. "Because that's all there Is left after woman gets what she wants, " answered the philosophy generator. CITC St. Vital' Danoe ana ' ottous uiimmi perma Ill3aatly send by Dr. i. .tae'a Qreut Nerve Re. atorer. Send for FKEB $3.00 trial bottle and treatise. Or. B. H. Kline. 14.. 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. Terminology. Officious Salesman Wouldn't you like to look at some of our overcoatings or suitings?. Dyspeptic Looking Customer No, but It you will be kind enough to tell me where the drug department is I'll take a look at your pillinps and porous plaster-lugs."- Chicago Tribune. A Grown Up Baby. "You'd like to be in South' America during a revolution; would you? What for?" "O, I'd like to see the wheels go round." It baa been stated on British authority that American immigrants - into Canada are taking fifty million dollars' worth ol property Into that country each year. The following sign is displayed by" a firm of cycle and motor manufacturers at Hornsey, England : "To aeronauts : Drop here for petrol." 1 The golden crested wren is the smallest of British birds'. It is three and a half Inches long and seventy-two of them weigh one pound. The fact that no death from hydro phobia has been recorded in England since 1002 is cited as an illustration of the preventive treatment of disease. It is estimated that 113.000 persons in New York City make their living by their wits, which means the lack of wit in others. , Shipbuilding in Japan mploys 10,000 men at Nagasaki, 8,000 at Kobe and 4,000 at Osaka. All the Japanese yards are full of orders. ' ' The Grenoble district In France is noted in the export trade of that country for two very different products walnuts and kid gloves. , James Warren, a farm laborer, 82 years old, died recently at Edworth, England, after having worked on the same farm for seventy-five years. In reply to an advertisement for a woman typist at a salary of $3.75 a week, a Ixmuon arm on .uarcu recjiveu uu fewer than 307 replies. New York City has more asylums, homes, hospitals and organizations for the relief of human suffering than any other city in world. , At Rheims, France, portable bathtubs, filled with hot water, are delivered to or der. The folding envelope was first used in 1839. There are 50,000 vegetarians In Eng land. There are In London over SIH.UUO per sons who live in one-room houses, and over 701.000 in two-room houses. - There is a dally average of one and one-half deaths in New York City charge able to injuries inflicted by other persons. In the last five years, in New York City, C03.714 tenants have gone into new flat nouses. Three-story bedsteads are now made for rise in apartments, steamers, camps and wherever floor space is limited. The secret of the glow-worm and firefly Is yet unsolved by science. Their light is entirely unaccompanied by heat. Three hundred girls are employed in the harness trade in New York, aud Kentucky baa a girl jockey. Manhattan's postoffice receipts amount to (54,370 daily. Much of the fuel used in Italy is made f the refuse of olives from which the oil has been pressed. Lord Selborne la the Bret British cab inet minister who has accepted an ap pointment in the colonies. Those who have wintered In Alaska say that it Is not the cold, but the mosquito, that Is the hardest thing to endure in the North. - Wetness. ' Man with the Bulging sloppy, lent It? Man With the Bulbous Nose half as sloppy for you as it is My overcoat's in soak. tion carried the banner for the largest amount of milk in 1907, but it is re ported that the Tillamook creamery will out-distance the Maple Leaf for Brow Awf j1 1908. The amount of cheese these seven associations manufactured was It ain't 1,574,320 pounds and this was sold for lor me. $194,448.01. Introducing- Iter Keaolntlon "Johnny," said Mrs. Lapsling, patting on her wraps, "I've been in the house all day and I need the fresh air. If you'll mind baby a little while I'll go and take a preamble around the block." . Curloaltr GratlSed. Former Customer (after a long sence) What has become of the pretty blonde that used to feed the hungry at this lunch counter? Dark Skinned Waiter Girl I'm her. What you goin' to order, sir? Farmers' Unions Growing. Athena The farmers' union idea seems to be growing in Umatilla county, notwithstanding the disap pointments that it has encountered in the past. H. D. G. Cox, who has been looking after the organizations aD. in this county, was in the city a few aays ago arranging lor a meeting in Pendleton at which all the local unions are to have delegates. The union here has called a special meeting to elect delegates. Over 4,000,000 Western Electric Telephones are in use in the United States to-day. We made the first telephones and we have made the most in fact, we have made more than all other manufacturers combined. We have brought the rural telephone within the reach of every farmer, and with our Free Bulletins before him a boy can install and operate the system. Our telephones are guaranteed. Cut out this advertisement, write your name and address on the margin and mail it to-day so that the Free Bulletins, which describe the entire plan in detail, may be sent you immediately. SOUTHERN OFFICES Atlanta Cinciunatt Dallas Indianapolis Kansas City Port f mouth Saint Louis Savannah 112 Manufacturers Mid Suppliers of all Apparatus and Equip ment used in the Construe tion, Operation and Mainte nance of 'telephone- Plants, NORTHERN AND WESTCRN OFFICES Poston Chicago Denver l.os An (relet New Yuri. Omaha Philadelphia Pittsburg Saint Paul Salt Lake City Ban Francisco Seattle Youthful Philosopher. A five-year-old boy on hearing grace asked rot the first time at breakfast gruvely I cmarked : "I only say my prayers it night That is the danger ous time." Lire. Before Hlpe Wisdom Comes. There is a dangerous stage In every- Oregon Leads in Wool. - Pendleton With an average fleece of 8 pounds, Oregon sheep last year sheared more wool to the sheep than those of any other state in the Union with the single exception of Washing ton. Those in the neighboring state on the north made an average of 83 one's career when his friends - are pounds. ' In no other state was there afraid to tell hiin a compliment for fear 'it will make him more conceited. Boston Globe. Bloodies. Revolution. Keporter Bat, Senator, in a govern ment like ours, don't you believe in the principle of rotation in office? Eminent Statesman I certainly do, young man. That s wuy l nave a revolv ing cbalr in my office. Not Worth While. "Don't you think, Mr. Sply," said the boss, "you might as well take oS your hat?" "What's the nse?" asked the new man. who was filling a temporary vacancy in the clerical department. "I'm only going to hold this job two weeks." an average of more than 8 pounds, while the average for the whole United States was only 7 1-10 pounds. Cold Eradicates Mange. Pendleton According to the report of Dr. H. E. Pinkerton, of the Federal Bureau of - Animal Industry, mange, the scourge of horsemen, was almost eradicated from the reservation by the snow storm of last month. Between 300 and 400 Indian ponies died as a re sult of the storm and practically all of the diseased animals were among this number. ' For Example. "To make a long story short," said Un cle Chinner, "we collected the maple sap, emptied it into a huge iron kettle, and put it over a big wood fire to boil It down " "To make your long story short, uncle," interrupted one of the listeners, "suppose you boil that down, too. Mothers will find Mrs. WInslows Son thin? Byrup the b.'8t remedy to use for their chUUrea luring ;he teething period. ffSH - A Flavoring'. It make I K3S syrup better than Maple. jk .9 bold by grocers. New Fishes In the Sea. In a communication to the Royal So ciety of Queensland, Dougles Ogllby re cords the discovery of one new genus and seven new species of fish. Among these are slender dog shark, Howe's needle fish, long-beaked garfish, the omber leather Jacket and others. sX? 9S 5XSXS) 1 MERCHANTS 1 I I WILL TRADE I (8) ij) Well Paper, Mouldings, w pictures ana otner mm- is ilar goods, lor Umber ' land, farm land or cash. ) Lowest wholesale prices. Write me. E. H. MOOREHOUSE 1 144 Seventh St, Portland, Oregon ft sksXSXS GXsXSS ( '?S sX Sk) Sawmills All Running. Cottage Grove Every sawmill in this locality is running at full capacity before each meal and before retiring, Mix for Rheumatism. The following is a never failing re cipe for rheumatism. To one-half pint of good whiskey, add one ounce syrup sarsaparilla and one ounce Toris com pound, which can be procured of any druggist Take in teaspoonful doses More Humane. "They tell me, Mr. Smithers," simpered and many expect to put on night shifts the fluffy young thing, "that you are quit to supply the urgent demand for lum- a lady killer." ber. Business in every line is open- "They do me an Injustice, upon my ing up beyond all expectations. A word, Miss Giggley," responded the gal- number of new dwellings are planned lant old beau, laying his hand on nis heart and their construction will start as and making a profound bow; I catch 'em BB thB ,-fttw ,in nrmi4, alive.'' Far Apart. "Miss Easton," said the hostess, "this is Mr. Weston." "Delighted to know you, Miss Easton," said the young man. "Nominally, how ever, we seem to be antipodes." Few Peach Buds Frozen. Pendleton Umatilla county orchard iats are counting on full crops of all kinds of fruit this season, with the possible exception of peaches. A few Actually, too, perhaps, Mr. Weston," reports of frozen peach buds have been Had a Reason. Editor (of Daily Thunderbolt) Toop- er, you have fallen down on two or three assignments lately. You used to have the best nose for news there was in the office. Reporter I think I had but it's been pulled once or twice lately, and 1 m get ting cautious about using it. . she answered, so distantly that he instant ly felt himself to be 12,500 miles away. . Abaent-Mlnded Alderman. A Lynn (Mass.) alderman at a re cent aldermanic meeting inquired what had become of an order he had Intro duced some time before calling for an arc light on Willow street. The city clerk, after digging into his files, In formed him that the order had come before the board nearly a month pre vious and that he had voted against It made, but the concensus of opinion is that little or no damage was suffered as the .result of the cold weather last month.' First Year Prosperous. Grants Pass The Rogue River Fruit exchange has just closed its first year. The organization has shipped many car loads of fruit,- all carefully graded, labeled and neatly packed, A eood, honest remedy for Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamlin's Wizard Oil. Nothing will so quickly drive out all pain and inflammation. Making; Bare. Country Cousin Are you sure I am in the right train? Town Relative (who has had about enough of it) Well, I have asked sev enteen porters and thirty-two passen cers. and tucy all say, "les," so i think you'd better risk it. London Tel egraph. Most Be Hard Work. In Russia there is a cheap reaping machine which baa a reel, but no au tomatic rake. A man alts on the plat form and rakes off the grain with a pitchfork. The name of this machine ing all expenses, maintaining its ware houses and making other improve ments, there still remains money on hand. Onlv Ona "BROMO OU1NINE" After pay- That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look Nobody can know every thing. To becomn expert ntonnfl to specialists woarftspo clnllKta In producing Uio bent (lower and voRotable seeds. Jn 6a yours we have become expert. Bow Kerry's Hoeda and ronp me results or our core. For wile everywhere. Kead our 1C09 catalogue and prollt by our experience. Bent free on request. Address D. M. FERRY & CO.. DETROIT. MlCH, Polk County Farm is Sold. Monmouth Another sale of 800 acres of farmland was made last week, 1 "lobogrelka," and since "lobo" means being the Cockle place, to .the Southern "brow." and "grelka" is "a heater," the whole can be translated "brow-sweater." Untimely Interrnptloat. "- Orlando Spoonamore bent over the fair hand and respectfully kissed it "Young man," screeched the parrot in the cage overhead. "Is there anything the matter with my lips?" ' Oregon capitalists who are buying large tracts in Polk county. These tracts will be subdivided into small farms and orchards, and much of the planting will be done this spring. Quarantine is Raised. Salem Quarantine ' at the Oregon State Insane asylum, which has been in force for some time on account of for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used tho world over to Cure a Cold In One Dav. 26c. The long feathers of a bird's wing are fastened to the bone. It is this which gives the wing the strength and surface Therewith to heat the air. Its Claim to Immortality. "I don't see anything remarkable In your poem," said the editor, handing il back. "You don't?" howled the would-be con tributor, pointing with a quivering finger at the word "loathes" at the end of the fourth stanza. "Did you ever see a poem before that had a perfect rhyme for 'clothes'?" Chicago Tribune. The cleanest. linhtocr anrl most comfortable SLICKER fit the same time cheapest In the end Decause it wears longest 3QP Everywhere Every garment quar. anreea warerproor Catalog free I J TOWf CO BOSTON U ft , . -V u 1 - fcyv I7 I '. Some of the saloons in Liverpool dis- several cases of diphtheria, haa been play the sign : "Ladies can not be served raised. without their hats on." Lost in the Australian bush, near Port Darwin, for five days, engineer-commander E. S. Silk was found alive and well by black tracker The average rent paid for New Tort City tenements and . apartment house built within five years amounts to $Ufl annually for each person living In them. The municipa ty ol Copenhagen haa pened war on rats, and will pay 1H ;ents for every tail. The breeding of rats for their tails is a criminal offense. PORTLAND MARKETS. EocxSewva Wheat Bluestem, $1,10M4 ; club, 98CS$1.01; red Russian, 95c98c; Turkey red, 98c$l; valley, $1. Barley Feed, $27.60(?28 per ton. Hay-Timothy, Willamette valley, owYlxe, .QWeS. CVCaWSCS fl315; Eastern Oregon, 1618; ce vv clover, $12(i?13; alfalfa, 1415; Q SVSvGTCl 6CCvUaV i grain hay, $13rt?14; cheat, 13.60 . . JJ 14.50; vetch, $i3.5o??14.bo. QSSVSlS CWQYaCVCTCQWVMj Apple8-75c(2.75box. UWA cYmm me nostmen ot Spain are nname to i roiatoes si.zoiwi.ou per nunarea: IMUVVUVU vwuoticwMW" read and write as a rule, and It is a com- sweets, 2&C pound. vsnvmrvrtr mon saying that who treats the postman Onions Oregon, 1.752 per hun- - V www k . th mnat latter. I A 1 I T - V uni go UI CVI. A youth of seventeen, who hanged him. Vegetables - Turnips, $1.26 sack ; self at Bristol. England, painted himself Pa5?n'P8 1-50j bt8' ? 1'60.;,h5,r8e; with green from bead to foot just before raaisn, lucpounu; nrwunusea, nu.i.u the act. ii" ... "- CURE THE CHILDREN'S COUGH before the constant hacking tears the delicate membrane of throat anil hirgi, expoung them to UM ravages of deadly oWe. Puos Cum ri straight to the teat of Um trouble, stops the cough, tfrentfbou lungs, and quickly relieves Unhealthy eoocuuoiu. Because of its pleasant taste and (recdoca from cUnaerous ingredients a is the ideal rcmerJr for children. Al the femt symptoms ol a cowgh or cold the tulle one you will save sorrow and suaenng a yosj GIVE THEM PISO'S CURE dozen; cabbage, 23c pound; cau liflower, 12 crate; celery, $4.50 crate; parsley, 30c dozen; peas, 15c pound; spinach, 2c pound; sprouts, 10c pound; squash, 2c pound; tomatoes, $1.75 2.25. Butter City creamery, extras, 34c; fancy outside creamery, 3234c; store, $1820e. Butter fat prices average 1 )4 cents per pound under reg ular butter prices, To )gxvcJcc rUNOFACTUBSD B TMl CALIFORNIA Fig Syrup Co. SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 5QAWm The 2 60 CIS. alb. NlOfJ SEED Per Salzer's catalog page 129. Largest crowers of onion and vegetable seeds In the world. Uitf catalog tree: or, send I60 In stamps and receive catalog and 1000 kernels each ot oninns, carrots, celery, radishes, 1500 each lettuce, rutabaga, tur nips, 100 parsley, ino tomatoes, too melons, 1200 charming flmver seeds, in all 10,000 i kernels, easily worth $1.00 ot any man's money, ur, send zuo sua we wut aau one pkg. ot Earliest Peep O'Duy Sweet Corn. SALZER SEED CO., Box PC La Crosse, Wis. 1. tr a WE WANT rarms We want utock, wheat, dairy and fruit farms. Having a larn:e Kastern corre spondence we are In a position to make quick sales. Drop us a card If you have anything or know of any lurma xor sale. I ATLAS LAND CO., 420 Lumber Exchange PORTLAND, OREGON "Ha! Ha! It didn't hurt a bit! Now for my Alveolar Teeth." "FLYERS" are the O. R. & N. fast through trains between PORTLAND and SPOKANE WM. McMURRAY, G. P. A. Portland In cases tike the above, all dentists throw up their hands and say there is no hop. ..v. a plate or false set of teelh. but the Alveolar sys tern solved the problem and now plates arc not necessary unless all the tee'h nr. gone. We do dental work In all its brunches, from the simple piece of Hllinir to the complicated and cl entillo Alveolar work. lt no one fool you into paying fnney pricift. Consult us. The prices be low are fur the highest cltuui of dental work. Per Tooth Alveolar Teeth $3.50 up Regular Gold Crown, 22k $3.50 Regular Porcelain Crown $3.30 Regular Gold or Enamel fills $1.00 Regular Inlay fillings, Painless and Per fect , $2-50 Regular Espert Plate Work, per set.... $3.50 up Painless Extracting (free with work) 50c We make a careful examination of the mouth fiM If vou would know more of thia Alveolar work, aend fur our book, "Alveolar Dentintry," a trertiite on the teeth In srenerul and the new method In particular, The book l free. Out-of- town patients treated in tne anoruwt poasiDie t,m' DentisU of 5 to 20 years' active practice in the city. The ALVEOLAR Painless Dentists Fourth and Washington Streets PORTLAND, OREGON. ENTRANCE HOVi FOURTH STREET Lady Attendant OFFICE HOURS-8 a. a. m. to 12 m. m: to 8 p. m.; Sunday, t l'HONE Aim. Tor DISTEMPER Pink Eye, Tpizootic, Shipping Fever and Catarrhal Fever Sure euro and positive preventive, no matter how horses at any asr. ar. Infected or "exposed." Liquid, given on the tong-ue: acta on the Mood and Glands, expels the puitonowt germs from the body. Cures Dis temper In Dogs and Sheep and Cholera In Poultry. Largext selling live Stock remedy. Cures Ijt tirlppe among human beings and la a An. Kid ney remedy, 60c and tl a bottle: S5and llOadozc-n. Cut this out. Keep It. Bhowtoyourdtwglst. who will get It for you. Free Booklet, Dis. t.mnr. 7aii. and Ctirea." ftneclal surenta wanted. SPOKN MEDICAL CO., FNU No. 9-09 Eggs Oregon rsnch, 2730c dozen. I UH 1 JI5- . mm 1? Poultry Hens, 15f(i;15,c: broilers, 22 Kc: fryers, 18020c; roosters, old. llai2c: young, umbc; ducks, 20 22c; geese, 10c; turkeys, 18g20c. Veal Extra, lOftJllc; ordinary, 703 8c; heavy, 6c Pork Fancy, 910c; large, 89c. KM writing: to advertisers pleua snenllost this paper. fRESCENT fe-phohat. BAKING FUWULK WILL DO all THAT AM HKiHrWZD rowDot nru. Cwaiw DO'.ricTTfl A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Oolor more roods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c packs re colors silk, wool and cotton equally well nd la euaranteed to lv. perfect r.sulU. Aslc dealer, or we will send PoetpalJ at lOc a PJf Wrlte I or . bookOet ow to dye, bleachtmd r"' colors. MONROE DRUQ) CO MP ANT , Qulncy, kUnola.