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About The news=record. (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Or.) 1907-1910 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 20, 1908)
OK AH AUTUMN SKETCH. fhanks to tlie artist, ever on my wall The sunset stays; that hill in glory rolled, . Those trees and clouds in crimson and In Bold, P.urn on, nor cool when evening shadows fall. James Kusw-ll Lowell. "There is a season that's brimful of glad ness and joy. When the heartstrings of lite gladly ring ; Tls the bright golden Autumn unknown to alloy, When the little brown squirrel is king. When the bushytailed fellow is lord over all, The woods aro decked gaily to greet him. Whale scarlet tluged leaves from the maple trees fall, And dance o'er the meadows to meet him. flirough woodlands he scurries, through runlets he hurries, To the hickory tree in the wold ; And as happy is he ns1 a king ere could be, Though he wears not a circlet of gold. Ilelgho to the monarch of dingle and hol low ! nis praises lot everyone sing; Tor we must needs be merry, be happy and -cheery, When the little brown squirrel is king." John WWowny gazed from tho de sign on the jtrlstol board In his hand to the flushed face of his fair visitor, "Excellent, Miss Dobb," he said. "A sure seller. You are a positive genius In advertisement designing. Now I have sent for you with the object of entering luto a permanent arrangement with re gard to your services. I find there are not enough working hours In my day, and I wish to relegate the advertise ment department to a capnble special ist. Salary 2"0. What do you say?" Tlie young lady laughed delightedly. "You really mean that you will pay me f250 a year for supplying this sort of tiling to order?" she said. ' "Don't disparnga it," hhe smiled. "I have certain proof of its effectiveness, and I'm a business man. Publicity Is the life-blood of our enterprise, and I want good stuff. Say you'll accept" I "I'm glad you think so highly of my efforts," the girl returned. "I never Imagined when I posted you thnt first essay that It would lead to this. It struck mo as I read your advertise ments In tho magnzlnes thnt I could possibly produce something worthy, and, having time on my hands and knowing 'Zalvo' to be everything you claimed for It, I mnde the attempt, you wore good enough to arapt It and to Invite more. Your check made me fed quite proud of myself, and I will ingly complied. As to nny permanent arrangement, however, you must not think mo ungrateful, but circumstances would not permit of my Joining your tuff. If you will favorably consider my efforts as n free lance I will under take to ooutlnuo the supply for my own gratification. I feel quite somt- tiorty, I can assure you, when I see my ads. In the pniiers. You must under stand thnt tills work Is done surrepti tiously. My people don't suspect me of n hobby, and I'm afraid they wouldn't 1)0 altogether pleased to know my particular form of madness." "You underrato your capabilities, be lieve me," snld John. "I may tnke It then that a permanency Is out of the question. Frankly I ni disappointed, hut . I will bind you to your undertak ing, and I shall expect you to bring me fresh designs whenever the a Hiatus moves you." She rose and held out her band. "Thank you," she snld, returning his smile. "I will certainly come." For some time after she bad gone John WHIowny sat before his desk In a pleasant reverie, conjured up by her charm of manner and appearance. Tho secret of the composition of "Znlvo" had been given to lilin but four yqnrs previously, when he was earning a modest livelihood as a Jour nalist, and, realizing Its possibilities, lie had launched the business. From small beginnings be had, by sheer work and the application of the greater per oentngu of hlu profits to publicity, de Tclopod tho enterprise until "Zalvo" had become a household word through out tho kingdom. At thirty-two he was well on Uic high road to fortune. The claims of business In those four years bad held him chained ; and, though In bearing and appearance, lie was a man who might have wooed suc cessfully, he had not sought the society of tho fair sex, aud was, consequently, entirely heart-whole. "I guessed It was hopeless from the first sight of her," ho mused, ns he gated at the design, "ller whole np- pen ranee proclaims refinement, taste and wealth. This kind of a thing ls but a passing whim a stolen pleasure to bo snatched furtively for fear of dis approving parents - who, doubtless, would regard dabbling In trade as a blot on their escutcheon. Quaint that I should pitch on 'Zalvo.' nut, by ileorge.! she can produce the real stuff. ' I wish she bad to earn her dally bivad." He found himself smiling at the thought. Again and again while he snnllod himself to the day's work the memory of bet laughing, flushed face and. charming personality arrested his pen and switched his thoughts from the prosnle to the Ideal. The seed of ro mance, which had hitherto blown past him, had at length struck soil, and his pleasant musing was evidence that it was exceedingly likely to germinate. As he bnnged down his roll-top desk thnt night he hoped that she would soon repent her visit. The desire to see her again grew stronger ns the days passed. In the hours when business did not claim his thoughts her plcttfre was a recurring memory. On the seventh day after her coming, hoping to hasten her call, he ventured to write a brief request for the promised few designs. When her card was brought to him the following morning some new strange sense of gladness Beemed to permeate him, and he met her with band outstretched and smiling face. That second visit proved the precursor of many, with Intervnls which gradual ly lessened, until the "day dawned on him when the hope that he might not ask In vain tilled him with Joy, Thnt morning, for the first time, she I had thrown side her Incognito and, as he learned her father's name, despite the fact thnt he was a Baronet, a feel ing of distinct confidence was Instilled within him. She had looked for some expression of surprise, instead of which be laughed, ns a man laughs who is sure of utlmnte victor?. "Tour father looks down on trade, I suppose," he said, becoming sudden ly serious. "lie would be angry if he knew that his daughter had soiled her hands with business." "Father Is broad-minded," she re turned. "He hasn't always been a Baronet, you know. But mother's proudest bonst Is her pedigree. I'm afraid her feelings would be terribly outraged.'' , "She wouldn't recognize the 'Zalvo man, eh?" he said. "Freeze his pre- sumption with an Icy glare through her lorgnette, eh?" She smiled at the picture. "That reminds me," she snld. "The fount of Inspiration will dry up for "why don't you speak to heb?" three weeks. We're off to Brighton to morrow." "Thnt remind me," he laughed. "I'm feeling the want of a holiday myself, Would you recommend Dr. Drlghton In my case?' 'I think the treatment might benefit you," she returned, archly.- "Which hotel would yon suggest?" he asked. "I should sny tho Metropolo would suit you admirably," she replied. Sir Thomas Cnrhnm was having a warm ten minutes. Ills lady was evl dontly highly Incensed. "The thing's apparent," she was say ing. "The man ls always with her, Everybody in the hotel Is talking about It .' It must be stopped at once, und It is for you to settle his pretensions." "Very decent chnp, my dear," he ven tured, mlldy. "I must admit that I rather like him." "Your liking or disliking tins nolh Ing to do with it," snnppcd the lady. "You know very well I hnve other views for Kitty. Snphcnd dotes upon her, and I will not have the inntch spoiled. Tho way she gallivants about with this 'Znlvo' fellow Is absolutely disgusting." "Whv don't you speak to her?" he observed dryly. What an Insane question!" she re turned. ."The very way to make her think more of him. It Is for yob to scak to him, and ln unmistakable lan guage. Zalvo Indeed!" "Very good stuff, my dear," he said, "I've known It euro some obstinate puses, and, besides. It must bo a mint to him." "Don't bo asinine !" retorted the lady her generous form quivering with anger. "You will plense understand I expect to send him to the rightabout this very night." "Very well, my dear, very well," he returned, ns ho pulled on his dress coat. "I'l talk to him after dinner. Ah, there they come across tho promenade. Hand some chnp ho looks, too. I like his face. Got tho right stamp. All right, my dear, don't excite yourself. Qo aud dress; I'll talk to him." The girl went by the bedroom door to her own room humming a snatch of song. Sir Thomas caught It and stood stock-still, eating with apparent ab straction through the window. "Souuds distinctly unpromising," he snld to himself. "If I still possess the faculty of putting two and two together I'm afraid I'm In for a hard case.' And, when I think of that bright specimen of nobility, Saphead, I'm blessed If I feel inclined to enthuse over the job. This other Is a man. I wish to good ness Maria would tackle htm herself. The dluner through the Inane re marks of the irrepressible Saphead, who dlt.ed with them, bored him ex ceedingly. The smiles with which his wife rewarded his feeble witticisms en couraged htm to shine, and he was well content Politeness compelled Kitty and himself to lnterpolata a word now and than, but ha fancied, aa ha aotad 1 1 F her wayward glances towasds a certain table, that she wished herself else where. Before she passed to the drawing room he contrived to have a word with hc. "Kit," he whispered, "I've got orders to s;md Mr. Znlvo to the rightabout" She looked at him and smiled compla cently. "I believe he wishes to speak to you." she said.. "See; he's coming now. Be gentle with him." J John "Good evening. Sir Thomns," greeted him, Are you for a smoke? If so, I should like to join you." "Very pleased," said the baronet; and, together, they made for the smoke room. Ensconced In a retired corner of the cosy divan they puffed contemplatively nt their cigars for a spell In silence. Both had something vltul to sny, anft both were equally at a loss how best to commence. "This 'Zalvo' of yours Is a rood 1 thing, eh?" observed Sir Thomas, tem- porlzlng. 'Excellent, both for humanity and pecuniarily for me," returned John. . "Ah ; costs about twopence and. with the stamp, sells for Is. ld. In gredients simple, but efficacious. The trlues- lt ls Pointed out that hither rest Is advertising," . rejoined Sir to llttIe uas been collected In their Thomas. "It strikes me as a very lucra- own language concerning the customs, tlve thing when once the name Is known." "You summarize the position fairly correctly." said John. ''Ingredients slm- pie, but remedy undoubtedly efficacious, Advertising may sell a bad thing once, but It's onlv the good ones which sell all tho time." , "I remember my mother possessed an old recipe for a salve which was won- derful In Its effect," went on Sir John, She used to dispense galipot right and left, and was never so pleased as when she heard of an obstinate case being Hired by It, but she guarded the secret ture Is laid In one-eighth Inch to ono of Its composition most zealously. A quarter Inch layers on tho old concrete dear old lady, my boy, thpugh well over surface, and Immediately followed by (0, sttii neaitny ana nappy. "To such a dear old lady, the best Mnil I n. bntv T the. tom-at f ' -.-". . Znlvo,'" snld John, quietly. , ... " . .t-u 'llin Itamnaf ficAri rl? T hii(hrrulw There wns that In his face that prom- Ised a revelation. "Tell me nbout lt," he said, presently. "I was a journalist at the time," said John. "Chance gave us acquaint- mice, and she was good enough to take , an interest in me. i ininn some or mo pleosautest hours of my life have been spent In her society. Having person- ally proved the efficacy of her recipe, I ventured to urge upon her that It was selfish to keep tt from the commu lity, and, eventually, persuaded her to give me tho secret The rest you know. From the very first sale she has been the recipient of a royalty of one penny per pot, which, I believe, she religiously llspenses In various charities, having a sufficient Income to keep her In com- fort. It wan only on this condition that she would accept anything." A lit? OUOJH V 1WH tt UILU LI fill LvTU 1 ICU In the mind of the Baronet was now al most certainty. "Where did you say the lady lived?" he queTled. 1 "I did not mention the town," said John, smiling. "It was Leamington." "Ah!" ejaculated Sir Thomas, and was silent. Presently he knocked the ash from tils cigar, and leaning forward, said abruptly: 'Wllloway, why aren't you a Lord, a Baronet, or at least a Knight?" "I take lt that 1 may travel that rond," John responded gravely. I like you. Hang It, but I do!" ex- clalmed Sir Thomas Impulsively. "That's good news," said John. "It encourages me to state the request which I brought yon here to urge." "What was the dear old lady's name?" queried Sir Thomas. "Mrs. Carhnm," returned' John. "My mother!" "So I believe," said John noncha lantly. "I want her to be my grand-mother-ln-law." "What does Kit say?" "I have good reason to believe she would advocate the legal reatlonshlp," Biiiu ju...., i.uuV. Let s go ana tnia io ner moiner. .ni Sir Thomns. rlsln and tnklmr lnV arm. Philadelphia Telegraph. The Great Stone Face, Colonel James V. Robertson, of the English army, declares ln "Personal Adventures" that tlie history of his face alone would fill a chapter. When quite a small boy he had the present of a toy cannon. Ha found the ennmm neurly .full of paper, aud to get thnt out he took a bit of strong wire, mnde It red-hot,. and tried to burn the paper out Bang I went tho cannon, and the wire shot through the lobe of his left ear, When I was trying to blow up wasp's nest, he continues, the mine of coarse blasting powder went off tn my face, and peppered lt full of unexpect 1 lure cralna of powder. I went to rav room, and with a cold pin dug out every grain, and cleaned the wound with my nail-brush. It was most painful operation, but If I had left the powder In I ahould have had blue face for life. A fall which occurred when I was out hunting smashed the bone of my nose Into little bits, and on another oc caslon I fell on a rock, and my two front teeth came through the skin be low tho under Up. N My mother used to say, "O laddie. laddie, youH come to some awful death If you don't take more care of your self !" Bnt at the age of 8 I am abla to take a twenty-mlla ruu on my 'bike,' and am without mark or dam- v on my faca. 7 i : ! The Nile is noted for the variety of tary renown In the war with China in its fish. An expedition sent by the ig04, when he also figured in the cap British museum brought borne 9,000 ture of Port Arthur from the Chinese, specimens. . tlie men under his command storming fThe bands of female mummies found In the tombs of Egypt are liter- aiiy covered with rings, In many in- stances there being from two to six on every finger. . The Lafoden Itallroad, which crosses the Arctic circle In Scandinavia, en- joys the reputation at the present time of helne the northermost line of mils. of being the northermost me of rails, construction of a line to Spitsbergen, (10 degrees farther north. The princi pal object of the new line Is to reach the coal deposits which have been re cently discovered In this vicinity. The American Ethnological Society announces that It Is about to begin a series of publications of authentic ma terial collected among native American beliefs and ideas of the natives, yet authentic records of Information given by the Indians are regarded as of prime Importance for a thorough stuay of the ethnology and early history ot , the American continent ine Indians are believed to possess much valuable knowledge not yet recorded. , (' The difficulty now found In bonding together new and old concrete has been obviated by a recent patent This bond consists of an extract of coal tar, used instead of water, as "the mixing agent for neat Portland cement The mix- new concrete or mortar. Tho Inventor claims the compound to be entirely In- . . . . J soiuoie, ana to iorm a couipieie auu monolithic bond between the old and . .... . i i 1 new worKS. it is rurniBueu 10 cub- tomers free, thev paving the freight 1 and cost of barrels, the cost being cov ered by a certain royalty per square foot paid to the patentee of the proc- ess. Reports gathered by the Japanese Blm,e tue war wlth Russa indicate thnt northern Manchuria noasessea stores of Valuable minerals, such as gold, sliver, copper, lead and. Iron, Under the operation partly of Chinese officials and partly of native companies and small capitalists the average an nual output has been about $10,000, 000. But a large part of the deposits have not even beeu touched. Gold Is found both In quartz and In placers. rtri.,Prt h the Hulfaho . mnrtol, tn hH in 0id. ,ca(J and Tue mln. . ' oro IIW8,U, hv mean9 of the Yalu, the Huifaho, the Sungnrl, the Llao and other rivers and their tributaries. As everybody knows, the famous comet of Halley the brightest of all wets known to pay periodical visits "to the neighborhood of the sun, Is ex - t,, " in tho skv within a few vears. Astronomers all over the, world are now' Interested In the prob- lem of nredlctlng the precise time of leni 01 preuiLlius u , lts nerlhelion passage, or nearest ap proach to the suu. Several predictions have already been published. The lat est Is that made by Messrs. Crouiuie lln aud Cowell before the Royal Astro nomical Society In January. Calculat ing the probable effects of the Inter ference of the various planets with lereuce ui i. ',,.',.,, thpT the "n??: lion will fall before the middle of "ay. 1910. The last previous perihelion pas sage of the comet was in November, 1835. The? Lore the Empress. It is doubtful If anj- royal consort ls more loved by her ieople than Is the muregg of japaD, Educated according ldcaa and ln all - iiohmont. hpHttlncr one of her so- -- - , . . mnW- strQeiT f. HXTJlili-"""-"--- c,lu "-"' vor the broadness of the new educa tion for woman, and from Jier private purse gives large sums toward the maintenance of women s scnoois ouu universities, rnirlim the war with Russia the empress visited the hospi tio many times and every day passed hours muklng bandages. The effect of these bandages upon the wounded sol- dlers has beeu of deep Interest to med- leal and scientific men, for the soldiers honored by them seemed to rally un der a peculiar mental Influence. All other bandnges were destroyed after their first use; those made by the em- i.resa were steriuzea ana useu ngum a for the simple reason of their effect on the recovery of the soldiers. St Paul pioneer Press. - l ' He ' Maud wny is-.uiai isuy over me way ln black? Is she mourning for any oner ! Bess Yea; a nusoana. a Maud I tliun t snow sue a oeen mar- I rled. Bess No, but she's mourning for a husband all the same. Of Coarse. Professor (a little distracted) I'm clad to see you. How a yonr wife? "I regret It, professor, but I'm not married." "Ah. yea. Then of course your wlfe'i still single. Fllegendo Blatter. The only time a boy has any use for a peace conference Is when he realises It U up tn him to cry "Enough." BE2TOWHED JAPANESE SOLDIER. General Baron Nogl, who was thrown from his horse at Toklo and seriously Injured, won undying fame through his capture of Port Arthur from the Rus sians. He Is a Samurai, and is 57 years of age. He first achieved nilll- successfully the famous Itzeshan fort After he had wrested Port Arthur from General Stoessel, In the last war, he marched north with his troops, and j materially assisted In the capture of . Mukden, and the utter defeat of Kouro- P - Jkln. Baron Nogl Is noted as a strat-, - ' - " Governor of Formosa. Before taking OENEBAL ROOI, command at Port Arthur he participa ted In the brilliant Japanese victories nt Kinchow and Nausban Hill. After the war opened he ls alleged to have expressed the hope that none of his t. .. ........ ....... 1 .1 . an1 ett-n Ti ira "" "" c .. fii. victlmB to Russian bul ! 8ay aU fe" V'Ctlm" t0 UU88laU U v 1 " AN INDIAN MOSES. Creek Chief Would Lend Hie Follow- Chitto Harjo. better known as Crazy . Snnlra n fiill-hlnnded Creek Indian. IS plann,n to beC0me the Moses of his people, All his life he has been fight- iliii Ing the government talking." In a vain endeavor "Now looka here. See how 1 fix da to prevent the ab- bullet-mol for pull a toot" He showed sorption o. his me now he had ruined a good bnllet- . home and the lands to make a poor pair of forceps. . . of his people by I looked the thing over with conflict tbe whites and In8 emotions. ' Here was an Instrument now ; old and bro- ' torture which In expert hands might ken' In spirit he relieve suffering, but In mine seemed sees the uselessness sure to Increase It' One thing was of the struggle and certain Antolne was In earnest CRAZY BRAKE. would flee from the long-dreaded In- evltable. For five years he has been ' tlie leader of the more discontented nd resentful Indians of the Five Civ- Hlzed Tribes. Now he Is trying to dis- 'pose of all the land In the Creek na- tion that Is held by his followers and ' lead them to Mexico to colonize there, 1 There he believes they can lead a nat- nral primitive life undisturbed by the white man. Crazy Snake Is 70 years old, so that the task before him, even If neither the United States nor Mexi- l A -jti u .. irw iijiei ijuetcu uujeiLivu, wuum uv till arduous one. ' Pardon for an old Crime. France has Just pardoned a criminal who enjoyed a moment of notoriety thirty-nine years ago, but who has since been practically forgotten. He Is Bercz- i owsky, who In 1807 fired a pistol at the Czar. Alexander II., as he was review- Boulogne. The shot missed the Emperor. It struck a woman among the spectators, but she waB only slightly wounded. The would-be assassin was a Polish work- lngman. He was sentenced to depor- tation and life Imprisonment and was shipped to New Caledonia ln short or- der. He was really Insane. The fact was recognized by the jailers. He has grown worse as the years passed. His delusions took the form of Inventions, one of which was a perpetual motion machine, and he used to try to bargain with the governor of the penal colony for freedom ln exchange for the secret For some years he has enjoyed rela- tlve freedom on the island. On reach- ing his 70th year he was allowed to live ln a little cottage outside the prls- on and to dispose of his own time. The government still provided for his sup - port and he amused Jiimself cultivat- mo..hnici nmiectn. intoiv hi. casa was taken up by the Humanitarian roo .nA hie eomnlnto nnrdnn w,. the result The Parisian papers speak of It aa a doubtful mercy. It Is hard to see what shelter he can find ln France now except In an Insane asy ,um , . irepueo, i a use an xne inings , I ; Good show Except-. J couldn't eat yesterday, please." Har- The show was all right, except there ner's Weekly. were too many guns, too many indiffer ent actors, too many climaxes, too many weak lines and too many be- whiskered Jokes; otherwise the show was good. The best part was played by the scenery, which said nothing, and the worst by the actor, who said the most The gallery was topheavy and the parquet fair. Emporia Gazette. - The Hldeone - Dreea Coat. Conslcence, which' makes cowards of us all. Is being abolished, bnt the dress coat, which makes waiters of na alL persist a, ruck. I . . . . - i I An engaged couple look at each otb- A man never fully realties bow ' er's faults with their eyea closed; af homely he really la until ha has his plo- j ter marriage they use a magnifying tor takes In a group. ' giam t JtAM'S HOBN BLAST3. -. Warning: Note Calling; the Wlckee to Repentance. The good we ought to do will never be done- sin less we do It The devll may sometimes get a new book and line, but be keeps en Ashing "with the same old bait The man who prays to be nothing, generally Is, wheneTer you made a mistake, make u teach you sometnlng. n dreamerf wno ha- tept the world In motion, luc wv'm lu mul UnU, flre toucne8 powder, la la as well behaved as sweet milk. The man who would be considered wise often turns out to be otherwise. The lower we go down to help men. the higher stand we are taking fa Christ i It Is better to have little talent and noble purpose, than much talent and no purpose. The Lord can work with dull tools, but he doesn't like to do It any better than we do, Tho golden opportunity comes la the slow freight and goes out tha lightning express. ; Baalam's aBs'wasfan LL. D. com pared to the man who knocks . kit brains out with a jug. In the same breath In which Jems said, "Let not your heart be trosMed," he also said, "believe." It Is a hard to find a man who wttl stand up like a man and take the Mama for his own wrong doing. XX)X3CKXXXXXXXaOXXXX0, To be In the woods, miles from civ ilization, with an aching tooth is an experience which befell Antolne, a guide, who camped with Fred Mather, the author of "Men I Have Fished With." When be had borne the pain aa long as he could, he Insisted that Mr. Mather pull the aching tooth. "Vaii rrtt f null 11a tnnt n i annonnccd w" " " Antolne. Anioine, i naven i goi a xooi to puii a tooth with., I can't do lt; It's no use The offending tooth was a premolar on the rght sde of the lower Jaw. Antolne laid himself on the floor, and I at with my back to the logs of the cabin. If they did not give way, I was a" right I pulled him up to me. put wooden plug between his molars, to keep his mouth open, planted both feet on his shoulders,, and pulled. There was a howl as I pulled "with arms and pushed with legs, but the "pulllcans" slipped from my hands, They were al right as far as a grip nn tho tnnth wpnK hut- thov nroro no - . j - - - made for a Strong pull on their handles. Antolne rose nnd looked at me, "more 'in sorrow than in anger.' and I hast- ened to say, "The mold slipped la my hand. There Is no grip on the handles, but if you can stand another go of this. I will fix the thing so that I will bring out the tooth or your jaw-bone. What do you say?" " - , hlJtal , tha hn.t m .. put the handles of the bullet-moid Into the flre and then turned them outward so they could not slip through my hands. . When the handles were cool and all was ready, I looked at Antolne. He rose and said, "Come on ; I be all a-ready." And he lay on the floor In the proper place. . Carefully pushing the "oulllcans" - down as far as I could get them. I gripped the handles, straightened my legs, and with a snap the tooth came out and my head made a tunk on the i0g behind that seemed hard enough to Baye left a dent In either head or ieg. Antolne Jumped np, and yelled with j0y He took the tooth and threw It in the flre. and after a comforting rest we went to bed. ( , ; : . "e DT tale' 1 Erncst nad t0 children's par- v uu 'Kllcu B" l"u "c ulu P"t beneath his little blouse, but It nea,ri7 b'ok hl heaVt, to. tn,n h COUIQ nos uo greuier justice IO ma . feast of things before him. A br?8ht ,dea came t0 Um: EarIy Mxt uc r"1 " , - or lne resuvmes, ana on oeing asicea .by Mrs. Johnson what he would like, So Was the Tie. "Look here, waiter, I want a steak," "aid the passenger on the dining ear.' "No steaks, sab." , "Bring me a couple of chops, then." "No chops either, sab." . , . , "Well, I declare I thought this was a limited train?" i , , "It be, sah; everything's limited, sahf .,'-: But Pve only had one gg to eat l "Yea, sah; de egga is limited, too, sah 1" Yonkers Statesman.