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About Wallowa County chieftain. (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911 | View Entire Issue (May 6, 1909)
Get Rid of Spring Humors impure or effete matters accumulated in tie blood during: the winter jase in the spring such disfiguring and painful troubles as boils, pimples, wa other eruptions, also weakness, loss of appetite, that tired feeling. The best medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood, and effects permanent cures by giving healthy func tional activity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin. Hood's Sarsaparilla effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it contains sarsaparilla, but because it combines the utmost remedial value CI more than 20 different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and en riched by this peculiar combination. These ingredients are the very rem edies that successful physicians prescribe for the same diseases and ail ments. There is no real substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla. If urged to buy any preparation said to be "just as good," you may be sure it is in ferior, eosts less to make, and yields the dealer a larger profit Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today, in the usual liquid form or in fe chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. SOJEETHINQ FOE EYIBTBOLT Batatas TJaeartata AWI Jack. KinWill, tbere'a one thing about Jack, anyhow. He speaks ngni out wnat k thinks. Too alwaye know where to tod him. Fn That's so. I nearly always find kirn here when I come. . 0ly On "BROMO QUININE" That k LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look lathe nignaiore of E- W. GROVE. Caed the er to Cure a Kjom w uv. am. Where ae Troable- Waa. "Old chap, why don't you make up your Bind to marry and settle down?" "Too chump, it takes two minds to do that, and I haven't quite rot Freda's .Ind made np yet." Chicago Tribune. CASTOR I A for Infanta and Children. Hii Hn. You Hare Always Bought Bears the Signature Uaaltea Aaaaltlaau Kafgua Say, Borus, if you expect aa an author to be one ol tne loremost Borua I don't. I'd be satisfied to be ajerely one of th six best. WE HAVE INQUIRIES For Farms in the Northwest from people who are on the way from the East and Middle West and can place you in touch with buyers with money. Let us hear what you have for sale ATLAS LAND COMPANY 420 Lumber Exchange Building PORTLAND OREGON It Will Cost You to write in far tamp tea of the bent all wool $15 Suits ever produced. Made ta caw lane to roar exact awasura. We aend yon gamp lee, measurement blanks, and abaotutelr guarantee style, fit and work' aanaaip or your money back. WRITE US TODAT Salem Woolen Mills rr call on Xa Bull. 'Miaa Pimmie, may I- you 7" 'No, indeed, sir; you have known me six months, and you've never sent ma a picture postcard.' Oaa aa larle Hiraaa. City Niece Well, Cncle Hiram, how did yon enjoy the tea with tne slices of lemon in it? Uncle Hiram Tea? Gosh, gal! I thought that was pure out-and-out cir cus lemonade. . Ia Scare af Iafonaatlsa. Fete de Pickpocket Wot ye lookla' at that paper furr Watty de Minder Smasher I want te find out whuther them di'moods I lifted out o' that plate glass front las' night ii wuth 15 or Jj.OOO. Chicago Tribune. 7tiiSlar.Su. PORTLAND, ORL VVaik TOWER'S FISH BRAND WATERPROOF OILED GARMENTS , are cut on largo1 patterns. designed Jo give the wearer ,the utmost comfort SUTTS322 SUCKERS 322 ailem a OnaanSA, aim mis iiouwffmawwTooa Do You Hear Well? fkctrphawA New, Scientific MPrctttal Invention for Those Who .7 ,!a' Prti.y Deaf-May B Tested in Ymm- Own Home !Z.y.y!l!y People mar m mmkm o( ti 8ioU Utxnropbooe u home. inunHBDOfninr im- Sortnt newa for the m(, loru this plan th bnmi select iod of tba on Mmpitelr nt igimciory hearinc id ia id Am ear uia DnmptDive lor " ryon Thin nw in Tttntion (U. 8. Patent Ho. l&JttSt rondera an poriwtpry uch an tightly, clumy nd frtHjnentir hxmful device trumpet, norm, tabes, enr drama, fan, el . It ia tin elftcirie tel ephone that fit on turn er. and which, the intnt tt ia np plif-d, lanmitiee the on of all - . orenMin the clenr r.&a JJ?- " weiwrnee the batzins acd lcru-J?? D"- nd nlw no cousnnutiy and Uitu rl7,LYi -hn:" the riLkU parta of the enr it 'e Dlumi maided henrins iuelf Slo'TL8"'" Maa' Opinion HjT,. t-JIOf-HijMl X.. Obicaeo-Iaia .th ht hl.,rophir. uTTSct t- kfi ff"" I RK r RabLe TO any I tkr od 1 believe I h. tried ail of J.ih,T"f--M HOYTTV holeaile Uro ZI,A,m "! Biter 8t.. Cbiuwo. .in2J ' bo" "-' andi of aaas i Pi mm- i com ual ly invited to ISM SVaVjaii PhlUrfa oh la (Wi.,.,; i,i, C- i rt, Awla. fcWtle. Ixa 21eV0ot,i'eJ)l'a- Toronto. - """ oftuc. tf-if. FW m., London. En. Some of the moon's mountains ara S,000 feet high. Turkey eiporta goods to the Talne of about 1100,000,000 a year. Princess Albert of Belgium is said to be the happiest wife in the courts of Europe. There are more doctors per ranlta in New York city than anywhere else In this country. "Trial Marriages" were discussed at the recent congress of Russian wom en at St Petersburg. It is only within the last ten yearsJ that tropical fruits like bananas and pineapples have had large sale in Ger many. The foreign commerce of this coun try fell off about $500,000,000 last year. The greatest decline was noticed at the Atlantic ports. Mrs. Keith Spalding, of Chicago, has glren S1S.000 and forty acrea of land to be used in establishing a tuber culosis sanatorium at XapeiTille, 111. The Australians eat an- average of 129 pounds of sugar each year, the United States 88 pounds, Germany 36 pounds, France 32 pounds and Great Britain 81 pounds, but in the latter country the ratio Is going up. Owing to recent raids upon "blind tigers" by the police authorities, the city of Savannah, Ga is the possessor of about 20,000 gallons of whisky, be sides much beer, wine, champagne, etc It can neither be sold nor given sway. Figures Issued by Manchester Uni versity point to the fact that women graduates rarely marry. Out of 500 women who have taken degrees only sixty-four have married. Twelve of these married graduates of the same university. Mrs. Russell Sa?e is said to pay the heaviest tax of any person In the city of New Xork. The tax books show that twenty Xew York women are as sessed for upvrard of $17,000,000, and more than a score of others are re quired to pay for $260,000 to $100,- 000. Mrs. TV. J. Beggs, now of Seattle, is said to have produced the only rose absolutely without thorns. She was for several years a neighbor of Luther Burbank In California, where she studied his methods. The bloom of this thornless rose is reported to be of unusual beauty. The Grand Duchess Serglus of Rus sia is to found an establishment In Moscow which is to supply district nurses for the poor. The grand duchess, whose husband was killed by the terrorists, is to live in one of the buildings devoted to the work, snd other titled men and women will also dwell near her and help in the work. A. bill has been prepared by Charles Francis Adams and Introduced in the Massachusetts Legislature to provide that there shall be no alteration or change in the name of any public way. street, place or square, or of any pub lic park, where the name altered or Doubtless you are aware, my young cnanged nas oeen in use ror tweniy-nye friend," answered the professor, "that the years, without the consent of the Ulgn- Spanish form of his name was Christoval way Commission of the State. At a Baa Ci "I never was aa ahocked in my life,' said Mra. Lapsling. "Pearley Winter green ia trying to get a divorce from ha husband. She says she hat found on1 that they made a mistake when they wen married ; he isn't her real infinitive.' tilattaay. The octopus appetite clamored for pulp Over the country he hungrily strode. He swallowed a forest or two at a gulp And picked hit teeth with the fork of the road. Chicago Tribune. Taera Ara Kxeeattoaa. Some necessary things, you'll note. Can never be done by rule. Ton can't learn how to milk a goat At a correspondence school. ' Leafing Ka Opaortaalty. "Now that we're to be under civil ser vice," said the crossroads postmaster, ''and I may have to take an examination some day, I'd better be picking up all the information I can." Thereupon he proceeded to read all the postal cards. Chicago Tribune. oxvc ovcs; cchscs Vo sy stem &5J-Xuoy ; assss cuGwovxxcomvcv To Ccs bewc5vc.c MANuraCTUPro B Tut CALIFORNIA Fig Syrup Co. SOLD BT LEADING DRUGGISTS 50' A DOTTU i. ik. Cnhlla atam. ' The Girl (pasting her fair hand ovet hta brow) There, Arthur t Uavs I charmed yonr headache away? Arthur You have, dearl. lour my watch Uaiel 1 PILES CURED XN TO 14 DATS PAZO OINTMENT la maranteed to mra an a of Itching-. Blind. Bleedin or Protradlna Pike ta ( to M dart or owner refunded. Ma. Tk Pratoaear. The Doctor I can't help feeling sorry for my friend Uuddleford. He owned uite an extensive chain of golf parka, and he's Just gone Into bankruptcy. The Professor I tee ; hit chain wat no stronger than his weakest links. Chicago Tt'bune. CtTC S. Vttea' Danoe ana IIIJi neatly ear br lr. .Ine'e Grant Nerve He. foe rats tt at trial bottle t ttatt. L. B. H. Ulna, La., SU area St.. PkUaaellikta. Fa. Llaea. Amateur Dramatist Well, you've teen my play. Tell me what yon think of it. Dramatic Critic I will. I'll give you tome straight talk. Amateur Dramatist Straight talk? Great Scott 1 Are you going to draw the deadly parallel on me? PE-RU-NA ror Craaapa la the Stomach at Sla Tearn ataaoias. '1 was troubled with cramps In tha stomach for six years. I tried many kinds of medkine, also was treated by three doctors. They aald that I had nervous dyv pepsla. I took the medicine for two years, then I got sick agsin and gave up all hopes of getting cured. I saw a testimonial of a man whose. cats was similar to mine, being cured by Peruna, so thought I would givs II a trial. I procured a bottle at ones, and commenced taking It. I have taken nineteen bottlot, and am entirety cured. I believe Peruns is all that ia claimed for It." Mrs. J. C. Jamison, 0 1 Marchant St., Watson, villa, Cal. INI) No. 15 OS ITHKlt writing If nisailoa thle to n-lvertlaare pleaaa npr. An estimate by the geological survey places the country s production of Port- laud cement in 190S at 40,000,000 barrels, decrease from 1907 of nearly 20 per cent. In case of accidents, cuts, wounds, burns. scalds, sprt-ns. bruise, etc., nothing will to quickly tike awav all pain and soreness aa Uamlins Wizard O.L f-fl rmp iW DISTEMPER VaaatlaBed Lonartaf;. . "I've often thought," Mrs. Lapsling waa saying, "I ahould love to aee that wonderful Atmospheric freenomenon they call the garage in the desert." Vothert win And Mrs. WInaloWa Boothlag Byrop the best remedr to use lot their chUdiaa a urisg i ne teeming perioa. About 75,000 fox skins are sold oat of Maine every year. Very few of the sly animals are ahot. Many are killed by the uao of poisoned bah, while hundreds are killed in drives. ' Pettif s Eye Salve for 25c stops eye aches, congested, inflamed or sore eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros., ButtaJo, jn. x. Ia Vacation Tinea, "Are you familiar with "The Man Without a Country?" asked the student of English literature. No," replied the pretty summer girl, "but I am familiar with the country without a man." Ufa. ror iMrTCiinnn ?" y tp.oout, Shipping fever and Catarrhal Tcvtr Sura aura and noatt It preventive, no matter howknrna at any aee ara Infected or "expoted." Lqu d. given on the tongue: acta on tho B ood and Grande, expel the poisonous irerma from the body. Curea Die temper in Doca and Sheep and Cholera (n Poultry. Lanrent aelllng llva stock remedy. Curea Ia Grippe among human bHiure end la a line K W ney remedy, 80c and $1 a bottle: f and flOadoaeo. Out Ihieotit. Keep It. Show to your druggt-V who will get It for you. Free Booklet, "We. temper, Cauaet and Curea." Special agents wanted. SP0I1N MEDICAL CO., GOSHEN, IND, U. S. A. c Egg-Phosphato (Trescent BAKING PDWUtR rVUlDOiU THAT AM mGHRKXD NWDaWU CW AM) A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer What Caala She Dat The Young Man I wish to thank you, sir, for giving me your assistance in persuading your daughter to marry me. The Old Man Sir, I waa violently opposed to the match. The Toung Man I know it Cleve land Leader. He Explalaa. "Why is it, professor," asked the young man with the bad eye, "that when Chris topher Colnmbut discovered this country he didn t settle down and stay nerer' Colon." "Tee. air.' "Well, a colon does not mesa a fall stop. We will return now, young gentle men, to the consideration of the lesson." Chicago Tribune. Kia Claim ta Dtatiaettoau The rising statesman on hit wedding tour was revisiting the scenes of his alt i 1 A rtfWtif "This, my dear," he said to hit bride, why the doctors should be taking meas "la the old homestead where I waa bom. ures to nip the fashion in the bud. hearing on the measure representatives of many patriotic societies favored it The women of Paris have discovered a new method of stimulation in the tea cigarette. To make one about as much tea is required as would make two strong cups of tea. As many Paris women are reported to be smoking on an average ten a day. it is easy to see Do you see that ancient log cabin?" "Tes." "Ton have no idea what strange emo tions fill me when I look at that little cabin, Myrtilla. I I wasn't bom in it, you know." Deep Seat A me nit lea. The shsrk waa reviling the skste. "Xou're each a cheap oner said the shark. "Worse than that," sighed the akate. "I've even been accused of being a dis tant relative of jours. Which tht listening lobsters, Deing . . i . J mere it lobsters, congioerea iirij iw repartee for that locality. Chicago Trib une. Hi TJaaal Reaaarec, The Muntoburns. who had been invited to the fashionable wedding, were late in arrivine. "I am sorry," said the usner at tne door, "but every seat In the cburcn is taken" "That means, of course," irritably en- awered Mr. Muntoburn. "that Tve got nrpoedine her that the women or to bustle out and buy five tickets from imerica could get the ballot or any- some scalper !" Chicago Tribune. , . tt wanted, Mrs. Lowell tvuiiaa: to Obiiare. eald they could, provided they waited Cook Lady (at Intelligence office) ,on, cnoueh. She reminded them that Before I engage with you I'd like to u took Massachusetts women fifty-five ask a few questions. How many serw ar8 to taln the equal guardianship They describe it as a horribly easy method of stimulation and sure to un dermine the strongest constitution In a few months. Canton, China, at present is full of robbers. It is said that in some parts the people are really afraid to go to rest at night, inasmuch as it is certain that thieves will enter and rob the place. Accordingly some one sits up, while others sleep. The following is a queer criticism of China's policy by a correspondent : "We have a police force, whose work consists mostly in sleeping at post or helping the nearby shopkeeper to chop wood or a neigh boring blacksmith to blow bis fire." Mrs. George F. Lowell received more applause than any of the other speak ers at the recent meeting or the Massa chusetts Press Association. Her ad dress was on woman suffrage, and in reply to a statement made by a speak- ants do you keep? The Woman Two. Cook Lady Where do you live? The Woman (meekly) Oh, that matter. We are willing to move anywhere you want to go. Kotfalaar DeaTalta. of children, and almost as long to get tu.it of equal inheritance between hus band and wife. The legal adage fle minimis non curat lex was apparently reversed in the Glamorgan County Court, held at Cardiff, Wales, recently, when a wont- The detective was trying to get a clew. aeriously sued his employers for "When yonr husband left, you," he peTjaatlon for injuries sustained aaid, "did he drop any intimation aa to puttjng jn Bhop front the ln- where be might be going?" ' lories being the result of a flea bite. erea tne enarp cuaen, Mtnr aaked for an All he aaid was. me . . ." . 7. . "No. air" answi thin tinned woman. that be wanted to get away, that he waa going to get aw.y. and be didn't carj , . darn where be went. a adjournment s he said his client was 11L The Judge granted tna sojourn ment but was informed immediately that the claimant had'been seen in the neighborhood of the court Tnereupon the Judge called the case again and ... I M aeaassffla A flavoring nI tne , earn c r,04 ' .nAmmt tor the defendants on adinMaPieine.adcik.rroa"d -round that the man might have .!Mf??K?JnJ Srrying the fie. for half an hour HI C0FFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER, . EXTRACTS 'JUST RIGHT 2SSS CL0SSET&DEYEE3 PORrUNO. WE.' J I wav-aafnaBaaaaaa. i Vafl Canton Plows, Harrow Planters, Listers, Cultivators Stalk Cutters, Potato Diggers Beet Implements, Carta Garden Tools, Ac ' 67 Yam of "Knowing rW" Hammered Into Every Dab ol Ibem. Over 14AO Dlllnmnt Stvlea and Slma. to net all condition In all kindt olaoil. Noted r btrenirtb.biropllcitT ana una ol uperaiion. i are ilw orluinatnra of manv of tho beat Vnniimninmiiflt, madii. and tha aaclualva kiar ores ara protected by patunta, Wnea you pay put your money fat Ikt earn, luporlmeots are eapenaiva, ilat on veiling P. A O. hnnlomentt from vour dealer. A Beautiluli Illustrated Painuh ut. and a P. Ac O. Catalog. wdl be mailed free oo request Kemembor F. fit O. Canton Impleroenlt have bono In the lead tut oner two-ibirda of a century and are backed by an unquallued guarantee. Aak lorCatalef Ka, Ittl Parlin & Orcndcrff Co., Canton, III. PARLIN 0REND0RFF NORTHWEST PLOW CO., Portland.Or .Spohana, Waak.' PACIFIC IMPLEMENT CO., General Agents, San Francltoo. B. HAVMAN, Agent, Loa Angeles. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES volor more goods brighter and faster color than any other dye. One 10c package colore silk, wool and cotton equally woU nd is ruaranUsed to eive perfect result. Aak dgaler, or wo wlU sand pout paid at lOca picVaee. Write tor ee booklii utjv to dye, blaachjand mix colets. MONROE DRUO COMPANY, Qulacy, tuaoiav PRESIDENT TAFFS WHITE STEAMER ill- President Taft and His Family in Their White Steamer When the announcement was made several months ago that Mr. Taft would use an automobile during his -terra aa president, much rivalry developed among the leading manufacturers for the honor of selling him s car and the public watched with interest to see what Mr. Taft's choice would be. The knowing ones predicted that the White Steamer would be selected and thev had used White Steamers for two yeara at bis summer home at Oyster Bay and bad recommended this make to Mr. Taft as the most desirable. This prediction proved correct, al though Mr. Taft did not rely solely on Mr. Roosevelt's recommendation but, with his usual thoroughness, determin ed to have an investigation made of all the principal makes. Accordingly, he asked several officers of the War de partment to look into the matter for him and they tested many makes of cars, visited a number of factories so that they might see what materials were used and, finally, they investigat ed the records of the different types of When their labors were completed, the officials reported unanimously to Mr. Taft in favor of the White, snd, accordingly, a car of this make waa im mediately ordered from the manufac turers, The White Company of Cleve land The new car was delivered to Mr. Taft in Washington a few days before his inauguration and since that time it has been in almost constant use. There has not been s day when the president or aome members of his family have not been seen riding around the nation al capital in the new car. It is hinted that Mr. Taft likes fast traveling and that when he rides out into the open country, he does not always insist that the speed of the car be kept within the legal limits. C. A. Hawkins, manager of the Pa cific coast branch of The White Com pany, 1470 Market street, San Fran cisco, said recently to s correspondent of this paper: "We are receiving many inquiries each day asking for full details regarding the construction of Mr. Taft's car and in reply we are sending copies of our catalog. Mr, cars in public contests and in private 1 Taft's car is exactly like any other service, I Model M' 40 horsepower White Steam er except that bis car has the United States coat of arms painted on either door. In other words, when we make a car for the president of the United States there is no way in which we can make it any better than the car which you, or anybody else, can purchase from us. "Some of those writing to me about Mr. Taft's car say that although they are very dearious of having a car like Mr. Taft's,' they are afraid that such a car is somewhat larger snd more ex pensive than they desire. In reply to these letters I point out that our Model 'O' 20 horsepower car is exactly like our 40 horsepower model, except as re gards the size of the different parts. The principle of construction is exactly the same and the smaller car possesses all the desirable qualities of our larger model. In other words, .1 point out that they can secure an exact duplicate of Mr. Taft's car for $4,000, or a cat of the same qualities but of smaller di mensions for only 2,000. Judging by the demand for White cars, a good pro portion of those desiring to purchase automobiles are quite content to trust President Tuft's judgment as to the best and most desirable make,"