Get Rid of Spring Humors
impure or effete matters accumulated in tie blood during: the winter
jase in the spring such disfiguring and painful troubles as boils, pimples,
wa other eruptions, also weakness, loss of appetite, that tired feeling.
The best medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly
cleanses the blood, and effects permanent cures by giving healthy func
tional activity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin.
Hood's Sarsaparilla effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it
contains sarsaparilla, but because it combines the utmost remedial value
CI more than 20 different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and en
riched by this peculiar combination. These ingredients are the very rem
edies that successful physicians prescribe for the same diseases and ail
ments. There is no real substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla. If urged to
buy any preparation said to be "just as good," you may be sure it is in
ferior, eosts less to make, and yields the dealer a larger profit
Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today, in the usual liquid form or in
fe chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar.
SOJEETHINQ FOE EYIBTBOLT
Batatas TJaeartata AWI Jack.
KinWill, tbere'a one thing about
Jack, anyhow. He speaks ngni out wnat
k thinks. Too alwaye know where to
tod him.
Fn That's so. I nearly always find
kirn here when I come. .
0ly On "BROMO QUININE"
That k LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
lathe nignaiore of E- W. GROVE. Caed the
er to Cure a Kjom w uv. am.
Where ae Troable- Waa.
"Old chap, why don't you make up your
Bind to marry and settle down?"
"Too chump, it takes two minds to do
that, and I haven't quite rot Freda's
.Ind made np yet." Chicago Tribune.
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Kafgua Say, Borus, if you expect aa
an author to be one ol tne loremost
Borua I don't. I'd be satisfied to be
ajerely one of th six best.
WE HAVE INQUIRIES
For Farms in the Northwest
from people who are on the way
from the East and Middle West
and can place you in touch with
buyers with money.
Let us hear what you have for sale
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'Miaa Pimmie, may I-
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'No, indeed, sir; you have known me
six months, and you've never sent ma a
picture postcard.'
Oaa aa larle Hiraaa.
City Niece Well, Cncle Hiram, how
did yon enjoy the tea with tne slices of
lemon in it?
Uncle Hiram Tea? Gosh, gal! I
thought that was pure out-and-out cir
cus lemonade.
. Ia Scare af Iafonaatlsa.
Fete de Pickpocket Wot ye lookla' at
that paper furr
Watty de Minder Smasher I want te
find out whuther them di'moods I lifted
out o' that plate glass front las' night ii
wuth 15 or Jj.OOO. Chicago Tribune.
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norm, tabes, enr
drama, fan, el . It
ia tin elftcirie tel
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plif-d, lanmitiee the
on of all - . orenMin the clenr
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HjT,. t-JIOf-HijMl X.. Obicaeo-Iaia
.th ht hl.,rophir. uTTSct t-
kfi ff"" I RK r RabLe TO any I
tkr od 1 believe I h. tried ail of
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C- i rt, Awla. fcWtle. Ixa
21eV0ot,i'eJ)l'a- Toronto.
- """ oftuc. tf-if. FW m., London. En.
Some of the moon's mountains ara
S,000 feet high.
Turkey eiporta goods to the Talne of
about 1100,000,000 a year.
Princess Albert of Belgium is said
to be the happiest wife in the courts
of Europe.
There are more doctors per ranlta
in New York city than anywhere else
In this country.
"Trial Marriages" were discussed at
the recent congress of Russian wom
en at St Petersburg.
It is only within the last ten yearsJ
that tropical fruits like bananas and
pineapples have had large sale in Ger
many.
The foreign commerce of this coun
try fell off about $500,000,000 last year.
The greatest decline was noticed at
the Atlantic ports.
Mrs. Keith Spalding, of Chicago, has
glren S1S.000 and forty acrea of land
to be used in establishing a tuber
culosis sanatorium at XapeiTille, 111.
The Australians eat an- average of
129 pounds of sugar each year, the
United States 88 pounds, Germany 36
pounds, France 32 pounds and Great
Britain 81 pounds, but in the latter
country the ratio Is going up.
Owing to recent raids upon "blind
tigers" by the police authorities, the
city of Savannah, Ga is the possessor
of about 20,000 gallons of whisky, be
sides much beer, wine, champagne,
etc It can neither be sold nor given
sway.
Figures Issued by Manchester Uni
versity point to the fact that women
graduates rarely marry. Out of 500
women who have taken degrees only
sixty-four have married. Twelve of
these married graduates of the same
university.
Mrs. Russell Sa?e is said to pay the
heaviest tax of any person In the city
of New Xork. The tax books show
that twenty Xew York women are as
sessed for upvrard of $17,000,000, and
more than a score of others are re
quired to pay for $260,000 to $100,-
000.
Mrs. TV. J. Beggs, now of Seattle, is
said to have produced the only rose
absolutely without thorns. She was
for several years a neighbor of Luther
Burbank In California, where she
studied his methods. The bloom of
this thornless rose is reported to be of
unusual beauty.
The Grand Duchess Serglus of Rus
sia is to found an establishment In
Moscow which is to supply district
nurses for the poor. The grand
duchess, whose husband was killed by
the terrorists, is to live in one of the
buildings devoted to the work, snd
other titled men and women will also
dwell near her and help in the work.
A. bill has been prepared by Charles
Francis Adams and Introduced in the
Massachusetts Legislature to provide
that there shall be no alteration or
change in the name of any public way.
street, place or square, or of any pub
lic park, where the name altered or
Doubtless you are aware, my young cnanged nas oeen in use ror tweniy-nye
friend," answered the professor, "that the years, without the consent of the Ulgn-
Spanish form of his name was Christoval way Commission of the State. At a
Baa Ci
"I never was aa ahocked in my life,'
said Mra. Lapsling. "Pearley Winter
green ia trying to get a divorce from ha
husband. She says she hat found on1
that they made a mistake when they wen
married ; he isn't her real infinitive.'
tilattaay.
The octopus appetite clamored for pulp
Over the country he hungrily strode.
He swallowed a forest or two at a gulp
And picked hit teeth with the fork
of the road.
Chicago Tribune.
Taera Ara Kxeeattoaa.
Some necessary things, you'll note.
Can never be done by rule.
Ton can't learn how to milk a goat
At a correspondence school. '
Leafing Ka Opaortaalty.
"Now that we're to be under civil ser
vice," said the crossroads postmaster,
''and I may have to take an examination
some day, I'd better be picking up all
the information I can."
Thereupon he proceeded to read all the
postal cards. Chicago Tribune.
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CALIFORNIA
Fig Syrup Co.
SOLD BT LEADING DRUGGISTS 50' A DOTTU
i. ik. Cnhlla atam. '
The Girl (pasting her fair hand ovet
hta brow) There, Arthur t Uavs I
charmed yonr headache away?
Arthur You have, dearl. lour my
watch Uaiel 1
PILES CURED XN TO 14 DATS
PAZO OINTMENT la maranteed to mra an
a of Itching-. Blind. Bleedin or Protradlna
Pike ta ( to M dart or owner refunded. Ma.
Tk Pratoaear.
The Doctor I can't help feeling sorry
for my friend Uuddleford. He owned
uite an extensive chain of golf parka,
and he's Just gone Into bankruptcy.
The Professor I tee ; hit chain wat no
stronger than his weakest links. Chicago
Tt'bune.
CtTC S. Vttea' Danoe ana
IIIJi
neatly ear br lr. .Ine'e Grant Nerve He.
foe rats tt at trial bottle t ttatt.
L. B. H. Ulna, La., SU area St.. PkUaaellikta. Fa.
Llaea.
Amateur Dramatist Well, you've teen
my play. Tell me what yon think of it.
Dramatic Critic I will. I'll give you
tome straight talk.
Amateur Dramatist Straight talk?
Great Scott 1 Are you going to draw
the deadly parallel on me?
PE-RU-NA
ror Craaapa la the Stomach at Sla Tearn
ataaoias.
'1 was troubled with cramps In tha
stomach for six years. I tried many
kinds of medkine, also was treated
by three doctors.
They aald that I had nervous dyv
pepsla. I took the medicine for two
years, then I got sick agsin and gave
up all hopes of getting cured.
I saw a testimonial of a man whose.
cats was similar to mine, being cured
by Peruna, so thought I would givs II
a trial. I procured a bottle at ones,
and commenced taking It.
I have taken nineteen bottlot, and
am entirety cured. I believe Peruns
is all that ia claimed for It." Mrs. J.
C. Jamison, 0 1 Marchant St., Watson,
villa, Cal.
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ITHKlt writing
If nisailoa thle
to n-lvertlaare pleaaa
npr.
An estimate by the geological survey
places the country s production of Port-
laud cement in 190S at 40,000,000 barrels,
decrease from 1907 of nearly 20 per
cent.
In case of accidents, cuts, wounds, burns.
scalds, sprt-ns. bruise, etc., nothing will
to quickly tike awav all pain and soreness
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"I've often thought," Mrs. Lapsling
waa saying, "I ahould love to aee that
wonderful Atmospheric freenomenon they
call the garage in the desert."
Vothert win And Mrs. WInaloWa Boothlag
Byrop the best remedr to use lot their chUdiaa
a urisg i ne teeming perioa.
About 75,000 fox skins are sold oat of
Maine every year. Very few of the sly
animals are ahot. Many are killed by the
uao of poisoned bah, while hundreds are
killed in drives. '
Pettif s Eye Salve for 25c
stops eye aches, congested, inflamed
or sore eyes. All druggists or Howard
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Ia Vacation Tinea,
"Are you familiar with "The Man
Without a Country?" asked the student
of English literature.
No," replied the pretty summer girl,
"but I am familiar with the country
without a man." Ufa.
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What Caala She Dat
The Young Man I wish to thank
you, sir, for giving me your assistance
in persuading your daughter to marry
me.
The Old Man Sir, I waa violently
opposed to the match.
The Toung Man I know it Cleve
land Leader.
He Explalaa.
"Why is it, professor," asked the young
man with the bad eye, "that when Chris
topher Colnmbut discovered this country
he didn t settle down and stay nerer'
Colon."
"Tee. air.'
"Well, a colon does not mesa a fall
stop. We will return now, young gentle
men, to the consideration of the lesson."
Chicago Tribune.
Kia Claim ta Dtatiaettoau
The rising statesman on hit wedding
tour was revisiting the scenes of his
alt i 1 A rtfWtif
"This, my dear," he said to hit bride, why the doctors should be taking meas
"la the old homestead where I waa bom. ures to nip the fashion in the bud.
hearing on the measure representatives
of many patriotic societies favored it
The women of Paris have discovered
a new method of stimulation in the tea
cigarette. To make one about as much
tea is required as would make two
strong cups of tea. As many Paris
women are reported to be smoking on
an average ten a day. it is easy to see
Do you see that ancient log cabin?"
"Tes."
"Ton have no idea what strange emo
tions fill me when I look at that little
cabin, Myrtilla. I I wasn't bom in it,
you know."
Deep Seat A me nit lea.
The shsrk waa reviling the skste.
"Xou're each a cheap oner said the
shark.
"Worse than that," sighed the akate.
"I've even been accused of being a dis
tant relative of jours.
Which tht listening lobsters, Deing
. . i . J
mere it lobsters, congioerea iirij iw
repartee for that locality. Chicago Trib
une.
Hi TJaaal Reaaarec,
The Muntoburns. who had been invited
to the fashionable wedding, were late in
arrivine.
"I am sorry," said the usner at tne
door, "but every seat In the cburcn is
taken"
"That means, of course," irritably en-
awered Mr. Muntoburn. "that Tve got nrpoedine her that the women or
to bustle out and buy five tickets from imerica could get the ballot or any-
some scalper !" Chicago Tribune. , . tt wanted, Mrs. Lowell
tvuiiaa: to Obiiare. eald they could, provided they waited
Cook Lady (at Intelligence office) ,on, cnoueh. She reminded them that
Before I engage with you I'd like to u took Massachusetts women fifty-five
ask a few questions. How many serw ar8 to taln the equal guardianship
They describe it as a horribly easy
method of stimulation and sure to un
dermine the strongest constitution In a
few months.
Canton, China, at present is full of
robbers. It is said that in some parts
the people are really afraid to go to
rest at night, inasmuch as it is certain
that thieves will enter and rob the
place. Accordingly some one sits up,
while others sleep. The following is
a queer criticism of China's policy by a
correspondent : "We have a police
force, whose work consists mostly in
sleeping at post or helping the nearby
shopkeeper to chop wood or a neigh
boring blacksmith to blow bis fire."
Mrs. George F. Lowell received more
applause than any of the other speak
ers at the recent meeting or the Massa
chusetts Press Association. Her ad
dress was on woman suffrage, and in
reply to a statement made by a speak-
ants do you keep?
The Woman Two.
Cook Lady Where do you live?
The Woman (meekly) Oh, that
matter. We are willing to
move anywhere you want to go.
Kotfalaar DeaTalta.
of children, and almost as long to get
tu.it of equal inheritance between hus
band and wife.
The legal adage fle minimis non
curat lex was apparently reversed in
the Glamorgan County Court, held at
Cardiff, Wales, recently, when a wont-
The detective was trying to get a clew. aeriously sued his employers for
"When yonr husband left, you," he peTjaatlon for injuries sustained
aaid, "did he drop any intimation aa to puttjng jn Bhop front the ln-
where be might be going?" ' lories being the result of a flea bite.
erea tne enarp cuaen, Mtnr aaked for an
All he aaid was. me . . ." . 7. .
"No. air" answi
thin tinned woman.
that be wanted to get away, that he waa
going to get aw.y. and be didn't carj , .
darn where be went.
a
adjournment s he said his client was
11L The Judge granted tna sojourn
ment but was informed immediately
that the claimant had'been seen in the
neighborhood of the court Tnereupon
the Judge called the case again and
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PRESIDENT TAFFS
WHITE STEAMER
ill-
President Taft and His Family in Their White Steamer
When the announcement was made
several months ago that Mr. Taft would
use an automobile during his -terra aa
president, much rivalry developed
among the leading manufacturers for
the honor of selling him s car and the
public watched with interest to see
what Mr. Taft's choice would be. The
knowing ones predicted that the White
Steamer would be selected and thev
had used White Steamers for two yeara
at bis summer home at Oyster Bay and
bad recommended this make to Mr.
Taft as the most desirable.
This prediction proved correct, al
though Mr. Taft did not rely solely on
Mr. Roosevelt's recommendation but,
with his usual thoroughness, determin
ed to have an investigation made of all
the principal makes. Accordingly, he
asked several officers of the War de
partment to look into the matter for
him and they tested many makes of
cars, visited a number of factories so
that they might see what materials
were used and, finally, they investigat
ed the records of the different types of
When their labors were completed,
the officials reported unanimously to
Mr. Taft in favor of the White, snd,
accordingly, a car of this make waa im
mediately ordered from the manufac
turers, The White Company of Cleve
land The new car was delivered to Mr.
Taft in Washington a few days before
his inauguration and since that time it
has been in almost constant use. There
has not been s day when the president
or aome members of his family have
not been seen riding around the nation
al capital in the new car. It is hinted
that Mr. Taft likes fast traveling and
that when he rides out into the open
country, he does not always insist that
the speed of the car be kept within the
legal limits.
C. A. Hawkins, manager of the Pa
cific coast branch of The White Com
pany, 1470 Market street, San Fran
cisco, said recently to s correspondent
of this paper: "We are receiving
many inquiries each day asking for full
details regarding the construction of
Mr. Taft's car and in reply we are
sending copies of our catalog. Mr,
cars in public contests and in private 1 Taft's car is exactly like any other
service, I Model M' 40 horsepower White Steam
er except that bis car has the United
States coat of arms painted on either
door. In other words, when we make
a car for the president of the United
States there is no way in which we can
make it any better than the car which
you, or anybody else, can purchase
from us.
"Some of those writing to me about
Mr. Taft's car say that although they
are very dearious of having a car like
Mr. Taft's,' they are afraid that such a
car is somewhat larger snd more ex
pensive than they desire. In reply to
these letters I point out that our Model
'O' 20 horsepower car is exactly like
our 40 horsepower model, except as re
gards the size of the different parts.
The principle of construction is exactly
the same and the smaller car possesses
all the desirable qualities of our larger
model. In other words, .1 point out
that they can secure an exact duplicate
of Mr. Taft's car for $4,000, or a cat
of the same qualities but of smaller di
mensions for only 2,000. Judging by
the demand for White cars, a good pro
portion of those desiring to purchase
automobiles are quite content to trust
President Tuft's judgment as to the
best and most desirable make,"