Wallowa County chieftain., April 22, 1909, Image 3

To Build You Up for Spring
Begin taking Hood'i Sarsaparilla today. It -will do you good. '
The heavier living and closer confinement of the printer, the effects of
Solder, damp, changeable -weather on the pores of the skin, and the harder
work of this season are probably telling on you.
Hood's Sarsaparilla, taken just now, will give your system just vhat
it needs and must have, and will help you over this hard spot the rough
ground, as it were and quite likely save you from a serious illness later.
"A stitch in time saves nine" is a wise old saw; therefore, don't -wait,
but begin to take Hood's Sarsaparilla now. It purifies and enriches the
blood, restores the appetite, and gives health and strength.
It effects its wonderf ul cures, not simply because it contains sarsapa
rilla, but because it combines the utmost remedial values of more than 20
different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and enriched by this peculiar
combination. These ingredients are the very remedies successful physi
cians prescribe for the same diseases and ailments.
Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today. Get it in the usual liquid
form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar.
FOR
PINK EYE
DISTEMPER
CATARRHAL FEVER
AND ALL NOSE
AND THROAT DISEASES
Cure the sick and acts as a preventive for others. Liquid
e ven on the tongue. Safe for brood mares and all others. Best
kidney remedy ; 60 cents and 1 a bottle; 15 and S10 the dozen.
Bold by all drupgista and horse goods houses, or sent, express
paid, by the manufacturers.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
(RESCENT
Egg-Phosphate
WILL DO AU
THAT ANT
HIGH K1C&D
kwduwill
Cooaud
DO IT ScTTHt
BAiffiC POWDER
A FULL POUND 25c
Get it from
your Grocer
Simplified.
BUig 47 How do you spell
Old Fashioned Proofreader Any way
you please. All rules of spelling have
been abolished.
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for tin liffnattir of E. W. GROVE. Used the
world mr to Cure Cold in On Dmy. 25c
Side Llsh'ta m Hiatorv.
Amelia Bloomer had Invented the cos
tume that bears her name.
"I wanted to make something as un
like the sheath gown as possible," she
explained.
This also explains why It never be
came popular among our society leaders.
CITC Bt. Vlttu' Iane ana
1 1 1 J neatly eartd by Dr. i .Ina'a Great Nerve Bo.
etorer. Bend for FREE IS 00 trial bottle and treatise,
fit. B. B. Kline, Ld., 811 Arch St., PhUadelpnia, Pa.
Nothing Doing-.
Floorwalker Can I do anything for
you, madam? .
Mrs. Kleptomeyer No, thanks, I
don't wish to buy. I'm Just out shop
lifting. Judge.
Pettit's Eye Salve IOO Years Old,
relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye
aches, inflamed, sore, watery or ulcer
ated eyes. All druggists or Howard
Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Wronared.
"Of course, you got the copyright,"
They said, "on your famous ong."
"I did not," said the luckless wight;
"They printed my copy wrong I"
CkcxtAscs e System
DvspcU colds aw& lieada&hes
Acts woway, acAs o&
a Laxative.
Best Jot NGTVometv aw&CKAat
To Vs WneJVctaX eJJccXs.
manufactured by trie
CALIFORNIA
Fig Syrup Co.
SOLO BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
w size only, regular price 50 per bottle.
1 ami 1 I
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OUT OF DOOR WORKERS
Men who cannot stop
or a rainv dav.- will A
una jne greatest
or bodily movement P
ftgfr, ft
Oiu.n nYTHiMi
SLICKERS30p iUITS3qo
Every garment bearing
nignof the fish'
Suorqnteed waietpraof
Catalog free
Police!
"Ton hire a man to watch your prem
ised for a dollar a sight, do you?"
Tos, and he's a pretty good dollar
watch, too, if anybody should ask you."
Feminine Lack of Loarle.
Tell a wife that men are selfish, she
will readily acquiesce. But tell that
same woman that by spoiling her boys
whether in the nursery or at school,
or university she Is sowing the seeds
of egotism, she will give an emphatic
denial.
Home Made Blood Purifier.
The best blood building prescription
known is as follows : To one-half pint
of good whiskey add one ounce syrup
sarsaparilla and one ounce Tons com
pound, which can be procured from any
druggist Take in teaspoonful doses
before each meal and before retiring,
Hard Bubble.
Gunner lie used to be a pessimist
and say the world was a bubble. I un
derstand he has changed his opinion,
Guyer Tes ; you see, be fell out of
an airship not long ago.
Expert Judgement.
"I sometimes think," remarked the reg
ular patron, "that the snare drummer
Bbould be the best musician in the thea
ter orchestra."
"lie usually is." said the drummer.
PILES CURED IN S TO 14 DATS
PAZO OINTMENT la guaranteed to cure any
eate of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60s.
Averting a Catastrophe.
Gwendolen O. Jack, whan you talk
like that you break my heart !
Jack (in a whiBper) I won't do It
any more, dearest Awfter this I'll say
ither and nyther.
Ceremony Omitted.
The king of the hobos, who was on his
travels, had just met the king of tLe
Cannibal islands.
"Well," they said, as they looked at
each other, "I guess we won't kiss."
Pneumonia and Consumption are always pre
ceded by an ordinary cold. Hamlin's Wizard Oil
rubbed into the cheat draws out the inflammation,
breaks up the cold and prevents all serious trouble.
Row the Trouble Started.
Publisher Surely it ought to be pos
sible to make good print paper out of
cornstalks.
Mill Owner Tour wish, sir, la fodder
to the thought
Free Entertainment.
Mrs. Mooner I always make It a
point to go shopping early In the morn
ing. Mrs. Spooner To avoid ths rush?
Mrs. Mooner No ; I like to listen to
the shop girls telling each other their
dreams.
Mothers will find Mrs. WInslow's Soothing
Byrup the bust remedy to use lor their children
aimug me leeuuug uertuu.
Got to Have 'Em to Pull..
"Don't von an noose, senator, that even
tually all kinds of machinery will be run
by a wireless system?"
"No, my boy; we never could run a
political machine without wires.
A Deflnltlon.
C0Db What's the difference between
vision and sight?
Dobb See those two girls across the
street?
Cobb Tes. ,
Dobb Well, the pretty one I would
call a vision, but the other one she's
a sight
r-n--ro-n.O-9---n-,
A HEART-BREAKING COUGH
it dreadful to tuffec and dapairing to hear. Whylhreaten the health of
yout lungs and the peace of your family when you can obtain m medial
relief (rom Puo'a Cure Remarkable retulu follow the far dote. Taken
cegularly it eoothea and Leal the lacerated buues, loosen (he clogging
phlegm and stops the cough. Pleaaant to the tarte and free from
opiates. Children enjoy taking k. Foe throat and luog cbea.ee, bo
natter bow far advanced,
PISO'S CURE IS INCOMPARABLE
SOMES FB.0M SPAE.
Cta-aawtte) Habit Which Has SifmI
Over the tailed State.
Nothing has been more notable In
the social changes of the last few
years than the extent to which the
cigarette has Increased In popular use.
The modern cigarette seems to have
originated In Spain, where, maize or
other suitable vegetable envelopes for
the tobacco being unobtainable, a thin
sheet of paper was substituted. Thus
the cigar and cigarette assumed dis
tinct forms. A Spanish proverb de
clares that "a papelitos (a paper ci
gar), a glass of clear water and a kiss
from a pretty girl will sustain a man
for a whole day."
The dainty, unsubstantial, airy ci
garette Is the natural smoke of the
Latin peoples. Its use In this country
dates from only some 40 years ago.
In 1S45 an English writer noted that
the cigarette was smoked In England
by foreign visitors only. The Crimean
war of 1854-6 led mnny English mili
tary and naval ofriwrs to adopt this
mode of smoking, then common In
Malta, the Levant, Turkey and Rus
sia.
English officers, unnble to procure cl
gars, and driven by the hardships of
the Crimean campaign to the atlevla
tlon of tobacco, took to the cigarette,
smoked by their French and Turkish
allies. Returning, they brought the
mode to England, and the cigarette be-
camo fashionable among clubmen and
In the higher circles. Eventually It
came to America.
SOME MARRIED MEDITATIONS
By Clarence L. Cullen
Ever notice what a horribly dead-
looking thing your wife's hair "rat" Is
as it lies, Inert, bulgy and revolting -on
her on maybe your dresser?
What a woman most likes about
nursing her husband when he's sick Is
that she can boss him around and
claim that lt'a the doctor's orders.
Women of a certain temperament
complain about their husbands' "lack
of imagination," forgetting that most
lmaglners are perfectly dandy little
liars besides.
It doesn't necessarily follow that the
woman who calls her husband "Fettle'
and "Baby-doll" in front of folks Is
any crazier over him than less gush-
erlno women are of their spouses.
Is there any wife, anywhere, who
does not cuttingly ridicule her husband
after he has, In her presence, exhibited
a certain amount of entirely harmless
gallantry toward another woman?
When a wife becomes so dogmatic
and opinionated her husband it liable
to develop such a fondness for the
game of billiards that be has to stay
out late o' nights to practice new shots.
Some women, when they feel that
they are going to be sick abed, are
more concerned over the laundering of
their lingerie robes de nult than they
are over the consequences of their all
ment
Here they're pulling that "Wives are
slaves" thing as new stuff, whereas
every married man since the days of
the Hyksos kings of Egypt has heard
his sobful wife declare that she was
n-n-nothuig b-b-but a s-s-slave.
While women are singularly credu
lous of the most Improbable things
they see on the stage, they .flatly rebel
and refuse to believe it when, In
play, they see a husband making vio
lent love to the wife he's been married
to for ten years.
Ever stop to reflect what these
"raging, ramping beauties" would look
like If they bad to cut their hair short,
like men's, and abandon millinery and
embellishments and fluff-wuffs and so
on, and wear men's baggy togs and
derby hats and such gear? -
A husbund who is the victim of a
humdrum connutoiallty can't help but
wonder and mentally Inquire "Why?'
when, with attractive male guests at
his table, his wife chirks up astonish'
lngly, darts artlessly arch glances, as
sumes a. forgotten vivacity, and takes
on generally the churtn and grace of
the flown years.
Almoat Concealed.
Phoebe And you really think he
loves you?
Phyllis I know It Didn't he pro
pose on bis knees?
PhoebeOh, that's nothing. Many
lovers do the same.
Phyllis Yes, but he proposed while
strapping on my skates, and his knees
were on the Ice fifteen minutes. New
Orleans Picayune.
Exchanged Favora.
It Is a curious coincidence that Can
ada's greatest railroad man, Sir Will
lam Van Home, Is a native of the
United States, and that the greatest
railroad, builder of the United States,
James 3. Hill, Is a native of the Do
minion. '. .
The Producer.
"Does your husband play pokerf
"I don't know," answered young Mrs.
Torklna. "From what I bear he elm
niv sits ud to the table and enjoys see
ing other people contend for what he
outs up." Washington Star.
Ia the Soup.
Walter One order tomato soup.
Chef There's nothing left but icon
somme.
Walter Well, spill some ketchup In
It, you dub the gent's In a hurry-
Cleveland Leader.
We would all have our rights If so
man things didn't go wrong.
Don't Poison Baby
pORTT YEARS AGO almost every mother thought her child miist lave
PAREGORIC or laudanum to make it sleep. These drugs will produco
sleep, and A PEW DROPS TOO MANY will produco the SLEEP PKOM WHICH
THERE IS NO WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed or
whose health has heen ruined for life hy paregoric, laudanum and morphine, each
of which is a narcotic product of opium. Druggists are prohibited from selling
either of the narcotics named to children at all, or to anybody without labelling
them u poison." The definition of " narcotio " is : "A medicine which relieves pa in
and produces sleep, but which in poisonous doses produces stupor, coma, convul
sions and deatJu" The taste and smell of medicines containing opium are disguised,
and sold under the names of "Drops," "Cordials," "Soothing Syrup3," etc You
should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you or
your physician know of what it is composed. CASTORIA D0E3 NOT CON
TAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher.
Dr. J. W. Dlnsdale, of Chicago, 111., says: "I uce your Castorta and
advise Its use In all families where there nro chl'.uren."
Dr. Alexander E. Mlntle, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "I nave frequently
prescribed your Castorla and Lave found It a reliable and pleasant rem
edy for children."
Dr. J. S. Alexander, of Omaha, Neb., says: "A medicine bo valuable and
beneficial for children as your Castorla la, deserves the highest praise. I
find it In use everywhere."
Dr. J. A. McClellan, of Buffalo, N. ?, says: "I have frequently prescribed
your Castorla for children and always got good results. In fact I use.
Castorla for my own children."
Dr. J. W. Allen, of SL Louis, Mo., says: "I heartily endorse your Cas
torla. I have frequently prescribed It In my medical practice, and have
always found It to do all that is claimed for It"
Dr. C. H. Glldden, of 6'- raul, Minn., says: "lly experience as a prac
titioner with your Castorla has been highly satisfactory, and I consider it
an excellent remedy for the young." '
Dr. H. D. Becner, of rb.lladolph.la. Fa says: "I have need your Cas
torla as a purgative in the cases of children for years past with the most,
happy effect, and fully endorse it as a safe remedy." .
Dr. J. A. Boarman, of Kansas City, Mo says: "Tour Castorla Is a splen
did remedy for children, known the world over. I use It In my practice
and have no hesitancy In recommending it for the complaints of Infants
and children."
Dr. J. J. Mackey, of Brooklyn, N. 7 says: "I consider your Castorla aa
excellent preparation for children, being composed of reliable medicines
and pleasant to the taste. A good remedy for all disturbances of the
.ill I
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digestive organs."
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
thi cTua naiMT, vr um araiir, ntm oa am.
There art nearly two women to every
nan teaching in Nw York's secondary
schools.
Less tbu 1 per cent of the public has
occasion to mak us of ths world's cables.
Stockholm, Chriitiania, Berlin and Loo
don, In the order named, have the lowest
death rates of all the cities of 15 u rope.
jNHQW TO BUILD RURAL j ,
r pLJLNE j
, Mm umiiiaWH HI ' "' J
'Tmmm i in i tmn ' f
Want a Telephone ?
If you do you can get It. If you are anxious to get into closer
touch with your friends, with the family doctor, with the store, with the
post office, or with the cotton buyer, you can do it with a telephone
at hand. If you want to make the farm a more livable place, if you
want to protect your home, you can do it by installing a telephone.
If you will cut out this advertisement, write your name and
address on the margin and mall It to-day to our nearest house,
we will send you at once a copy of our Free Bulletin No. 112 on
MHow to Build Rural Telephone Lines'
Tin's Bulletin explains clearly how a rural telephone system is built
and operated, and it also contains full information as to costs.
In a Farmer's Mutual Company a few day's labor and a cash
Investment of about $25. per subscriber, will purchase all material
and build an absolutely standard system
A Rural Telephone Is an investment, not an expense. The
telephone which enables you to sell ten bales of cotton at cent per
pound more than the traveling buyer offers you, has paid for its en
tire cost. If you h?.ve gome hay down all ready to go in, it is worth
something to have a telephone with which to call on Neighbor Smith "for a lift" before the storm breaks.
The Rural Telephone pays for Itself each year and we have brought the initial cost within the
reach of every fanner. Present prices are especially favorable and thousands of Farmers' Mutual Com
panies are now organizing so as to build their lines this Spring. Write us to-day.
WESTERN ELECTRIC
This Book Sent Free
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Atlanta Kaoaw City
Ciadaoatt , Portanoath
Dallaa Saint Louia
ladianaDeUe SaTaaaab
Th arorU'a aUcat anil lariat ul.
poona aianufacturcr. There art avtr
I ,000.000 Wetter Electric Tclephoaea
t km la the United Statet to-ti.r.
Kara! Teleteeata a tatclaUr
Heritors tat WteUra Oflkas
ftoitott
Chicaao
Denver
jat Arte. lea
New Vorh
Oataba
fhllarleliihia
filt.tiuri
Rain faiil
Sell Uke Cltt
Bta Vriacieto
cuttle
A man can live In excellent style fc
'span for $20 a month.
COFFEEC
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
EXTRACTS
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th retsYl ter U a tuw buiddI v. f reahl v
teatXl snd Dot no. Too ran no rUk of
poorlr kpiorrrainsu.t tiorlu. WUk
turn mIiusi woumt-ttlmrmnHM. RflToftha
befttealppMevod mot ex pert teed grow
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mush joq. w will, wor Ml rry
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d. m. nimv co.,
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It Will
Cost You
to write ue for aamplea of the beat all wool
SIS Suits ater produced. Maoa ta (a,
form o four aaatt ataaawrv.
Wa tend you aampUw. mcaaurement blanka,
and absolutely (iterant atyla. At ami work
manehip or your monegr back.
WRITE US) TOOAT
Salem Woolen Hills
7tit Stark Sti.
PORTLAND, ORE.
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syrup Better than Maple-. , .
el J Sold by grocers.'
PUTNAEH FADELESS DYES
eivnnuii vavu warfui 1 , tjuiocyi
and la cuarauteed to trlva perfect result.
w wat waacmuw BUS COiauB.
.wool and cotton equally we
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