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0) --' VOL. XXX, NO. HI. ASTORIA. OREGON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, J88S. PRICE LIVE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS. rou.v ir. smith. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office. Boom 4 and 5, over City Book Store. ( 1M. Of.AX. ATTORNEY AT LAW. .i-ra lu Klnney'8 Block, opposite City Hall. Astoria. Oregon. i. w roi.TOX. a. c. ftltox FCITTOIV CKOTnERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. :tuoou 5 and 6, Odd Fellows Building. -I It. THOMSON , attorney at Law and Hotary Public dpecUl attention given to practice In the II J onrf ffflfia Mn.4 tka awa ...I no. In, nt uud titles. A lull set ot Abstract Books for Clatsop uounty in omce. office Up stairs, opposite Telegraph Office. r O.. A. BOWLUY, morney una Counsellor at law offlce on Chenamus Street, Astoria, Oregon P. ,t o. wiXToai - ATTORNEY AT LAW. Itooins No. 11 and 13, Fythtan Castle Build- HE. r b. WATSON, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. Alt bnilness betore the U. S. Land Offlce a peclalty. Astoria, - - Onroox. Tn. J. K. I.A FOItCh. DENTIST. ltooms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building. ASTORIA, -" - OREGON. rjCS. A. 1 A2SDJJ. AjVELIOS. Physicians and Surgeons. Offlce on Cas3 street, three doors south of Odd Fellow's building. Telephone No. 41. TAY TCTTI.E, M. D. nHYSlCIAN AND SURGEON Okftcb Rooms 6 Pythian Building. Besidbnce : SE comer Wall and West 9th streets, opposite I. W. Case's, B.SIIAW. DENTIST. Rooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor nerCass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. M KS. DII. OWE-AIAiIt, Office and residence, D, K. Warren's for mer residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Bye and Ear, specialties. rIt.O. B.ESTES. VH YsICIAN AND SURGEON. Orricu : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. rvK. ALKBED KINNEY. Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and may be found there at any hour. TAB. IT. WELCH. AOEXT FOB Hamburg-Bremen Fire Insurance Co. Snpt, Colombia Water Co. Omcs-On Water Street, Astoria. Oregon. JAB. FKAXK PAGK, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OpposlteTelegraph Offlce, Astoria. Oregon. Q.ELO JP. PABKER SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AKD - City Surveyor of Astoria Residence : Near Clatsop Hill. K. D. Raymond, Deputy, Offlce at Cliy Hall. H. A. SMITI!, DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 2 Pythian Building over C. H. Cooper3 Store. PATROKIZE HOME INDUSTRY ro... i . k. rnHt1. 0Q3 of onr clLtzeiLs to send to Portland or Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work manship, and for less Money. By Leaving their Orders with MEANT. New Goods by Every Steamer. Call and se Him and Satisfy Tearself. P. J. Meany, "Merchant Taller. The Akron Lacquers. mETR TiNTiRRSirtxTn T?F.PErrrFnLLY JL calls the attention ot Cannerymen and others to the fact that he Is the Fadfie coast agent for the Celebrated Akron Lacquers, And is prepared to quote low prices on these &UOU3. oampies iurnunta on appiicauuii. J.0.BO20BIB. SOSS- Its peculiar efficacy Is das u as much to the process and NOTHINa Bitin in compounding as to likf it the Ingredients themselves. u"" Tako It In time. It checks disease In the outset, or If they be adyanced will proyo a potent euro. Ko Home stouM te Without It It takes tboplocoof a aocior ana cosuy pre scriptions. All who lead sedentary lives will find lttho best preventive of FOR WHOSE BENEFIT ana cure lor inaigesuon. Constipation, Headache, Biliousness, riles nnd Mental Depression. No loss of time, no Interference with business while taking. For children It is most In nocent and harmless. No danger from exposure altor taking. Car-s Colic, Di arrhoea, Bowel Complaints, lTeverish ness anil Feverish Colds. Invalids and dellcato persons will find It tho mildest Aperient and Tonic they can use. Allttlo taken at night Injures refreshing sleep and a natural evacuation of ths bowels. A little taken In the morning sharpens tho appetite, cleanses the stomach and sweetens tho breath. A PHYSICIAN'S OPINION. "I hare been practicing mediane far twenty years and have never been able to put up a vegetable compound that would. Lice Simmons Liver Regulator, prompdy aad effectively xnoe the Liver to action, and at the same time aid (instead of weak ening) the digestive and assimjauve powers of the system " L. M Hiytov, m.d., Washington, Ark. Marks of Genuineness Look for the red trade-Mark on front of Wrapper, and tho Seal and Signature of J. Il.Zelllu & Co., la rod, on the side. Tako no other. J. H. ZEILIJ & CO., Phifadelpha, Pa. Price 81.00. Wi!son& Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS .SUPPLIES. . -PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Mills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA, ORKGON. A Noted Divine Says : 1 have been using-Tatt's Liver Mils for Dyspepsia, Weak Stomach nnd Co. . tlveness, with which I hats lene: been afflicted. Tutf s Pills ARE A SPECIAL BLESSING. I never had anything to do mo so much Reed. Iroccomrnend them to all as tho best medicine In distance." Bov.F. It. OSGOOD, New York. Sold Everywhere. Offlce, 44 Murray St., K. Y. J. EL D. GKAf Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terns. Foot of Benton street, Astoria. Oregon. FISHERIES SPECIAL NOTICE. Under the rules of honorable dealings. and a good understanding with the Fisher man's wants, and wares, faithfully made, the undersigned purposo a permanent busi ness with the Northern Facinc Fisheries, Tho best evidence they offer, of the wonh of their KetthiES, will be their use. and not In anything we may write with our pen. All orders of anv magnitude, will be promptly filled. We fully oelleve wo mako as good as the best. GLOUCESTER NET b TWINE CO. Gloucester. Boston offlse 91 flomraerelal St. Is ene of the greatest blessings when you have It undor control. If sou build youi Are In one of those Magee Ranges or onoof those Acorns or Arcands at John A. Mont gomery's. vou will find It a pleasure to pre pare a meal, orll jou get one of those Heat ers yon will find them to be clean and eco nomical and an ornament to your parlor. If yon intend getting a tango or a heater don't fall to look at his ttock. You should call In see his beautlfnl Ornamental Coal Vases uonnieinrbiladelBBU at the Nswimbm Jidv. UsUgAlfeasrot. Kessn. BKfcSU agents. Fire! Fire! HO POOLISHNESS THIS TIME. Wisdom" Born Of Experience. Getting Ready for the Nest State. Fair. I am a farmer, and I hear you are going to have another agricul tural fair next fall at balem, ana I thourrht I would write and tell you that I am getting ready for it. You probably don t rememDer me, but I attended your fair last year. 1 Drougnt ine uogguuuesi. birrirest punkin on tue ground, though I reckon raebby you didn't see it, most of your time being took up keoping a record ot the different racing-horses entered. I also had a 6ne blooded cow, while my wife brought a big loaf of bread so light it wouldn't hardly lay still, and two bottles of ho' made wine; though you might not have saw theso either, as I noticed that besides tho hoss business you had enough work for one man is suing permits to those sturdy far mers with tnree-card monte out fits and such other agricultural products. And after all, it cost mo HO to see the other side of the cards one of these gentlemen exhibited. I reckon J may say i had hard luck at your fair last fall. When I first drove in the folks were mak ing such a hollering 'bout a hoss race that had just come off, that my team got soar and run away and sprained my wife's anklo. While I was look Ing around for a good place to put the big punkin, a man came along and said ho was judge on wines and drunk up both bottles of ours. I afterwards saw him standing in front of a tent and yelhn', "Ere'a yer chance ! Ere's ycr chanco ! Ero's yer chance ! See the livin' half-woman an' the man what was tittottooed all over on the island of Chattanooga ! Only one dime !" I then went to tie up-the cow; and when I came back a tramp had his face in tho loaf of bread. I didn't care so much about that as I missed him when I kicked at him. I stayed three days, and each night some gypsies, which were camping right on tho grounds, milked my cow and poundud tier with a lumber wagon whiffle be cause she switched her tail. I watched" the races most f ilw time, there not being much -K- to look at. One day I had to p.iy .i man $15 because tho hoss tiiat came in way ahead the first two heats was the very last one on the other three. T think that hoss must have been too sick; I know I was. The next day a pickpocket got my silver watch. About every hour Bill (that's ray boy) would come to mo and get another half dollar. He said he bad a system that he was ccr tain.must finally beat the wheol-of-fortuno, and tho nutshells, rou let, and the man down back of the barn who was throwing tho loaded dico. I couldn't say nothing, bo cause I took Bill with me to show him how I was going to clean out tho threo-card moute man that time it cost me $10. My wife bought a bottle of liquid glue, which proved to be mostly water, and a recoipt for soap which she afterward discov ered was printed in Norwegian. She would have bought some other things, probably, but she lost lser pocket book. la the meantime I mention th t somebody stole the, whip, and spring seat, and end board, and neck yokeoffn my wagon, and cut all tho-ivory rings offn my har ness. When the fair was through I demanded my diplomas on my cow and punkin, as they wore the only ones there. I got, after some talk, two little pieces of paper with some printing on them, and when I turned 'round to go out a big fat man stepped on one of my corns. He was the owner of one of the race-horses, and was looking down rolling up tho $6,500 the treasurer had paid him as his share of the purses to put it in.his pocket, so didn't notice me. That Mr. Secretary, is a brief and condensed ".history of my ex perience at your fair last,fall. I shall come again this year, but as Bill says, I shall come heeled. I shall make no exhibits, hut I have got a two wheeled sulky, and every day I hitch old Doll to it and run her 'round the fire-acre field. I shall enter her in tho senior class as I believe ahe is old enough. Bill has sot himself a thimble-rig outfit and has whittled some dice out of the bone of a mule's leg, and has inserted lead in tho opposite side of the big numbers. My wite is preparing liquid glue by the wholesale, the same kind she bought, and will peddle it on the ground. For myself, besides entering old Doll, and betting all my money agin her, I shall work tho three card monto business for all it is worth. I can already throw the cards so as to nearly always mix up my wife and occasionally fool Bill.. I am also painting tho end of the ox yoke to look like a face, and shall stick a clay pipe in its mouth and let people throw rolling pins at it, three whacks for a quar ter. Come over and try it. If you break a pipe you get six niokel cigars. Wo shall all of U3 bum our feed on the grounds and sleep under the grand stand. If 1 canJ get a two headed calf to exhibit in a tent (not to enter for a diploma) I shall do so. In fact, to sum tho whole matter up, wo shall come prepared for an agricultural fair, as wo understand It. Yours truly, Old Tei. Delicate persons, and all whose sys tems have Decome debilitated, should bear in mind that Simmon's Liver Keg uldtor is not a drastic, purging medi cine, does not weaken or deplete the system as other purgatives do, but acts fifctitly. It will invigorate like a glass of wine, but is no intoxicating beverage to lead to intemperance; will promote digestion, dbipato headache, and gen eraliy tone up the system. lion. Alex. II. Stephens, of Ga. .ajs: 'blrnmOns hiver Kegulator is mild suits me better than more-active remedies." A monkey exhibited at a muse um established at Tacubayo, Mexi co, was condemned to be shot und er judicial sentence. It seems that the animal bit a man, who died from tho result of the bite. The family of tho deceased brought complaint before a judge who was foolish' enough to institute crimi nal proceeding against the monkey and sentenced him to be shot. Luckily the manager of the muse um brought influence! to bear, au-1 obtained a change of the scntern e .j pt'rpetunl imprisonment. The monkey U now enduring the pun ishment of his crime behind the bars of an iron cege at tha muse um. What Constitutes a Fnuiily Medlcloe? A preparation which is adapted to the re lief and cure of ailments to w hich members of a household aro most suhjett.ai'd which Is not only alleged to do this, but has long and unfil insly proved Usability t'i do Ir, assuredly dte rves the title ot a reliable Family Medlcl"i. Among time honored preparations, nhHi experience and the sanction of the medical profession Indie ato as deserving of popular rcgird and confidence. Is Uostetter's Momach Bitters. a-medMue adapted to the eradication of djspepsla. constipation and biliousness, the t'ree most frequently occurrliigallments that vet man kind. Derived from a botanic parentage.lt Is efficient as well as puro and wholesome. It relieves nervous disquietude and Inactivity of tho kidneys, and counteracts atendencv to rheumatism. For renewing flagging strength and Imparting appetite it can be Implicitly relied upon. Fever and ague, rheumatism and debility aro remedied by it Do not lie awake nights and cough! Ayor's Cherry Peotoral will relieve the cough and induce a good night's rest. a Dr. Hammond asserts that death is unnecessary, but he can't get around taxos. In place of that constantly tired out feeling, Aycr's Sarsaparilla will give you strength. SniLon's Core will immediately relieve Croup, Whooping Cough, and Bronchitis, bold by J. C. Dement. Wholly-unllUc artificial nj-clcms Any booli learned in one reading Recommended by Mark Twais, Rich ard PnocTrin. the Scientist. Hons. W.W. ASTOB. JUDAH P. BMfJAMIlf,DR.MlK01t. &c. Class of 100 ColumhlaLawstudents ; two clashes of COO each at Yale ; 400 at University of Penn.PhHa.,350 at Oberlln College, and three large classes at Chatauqua University &c. Prospectus post fbkb from-PROF. MONTANA ARMORY, Commia. Montana. Oealtrs in and Exporters of MEMORY I LOISBTTE, 357, VUlh Ave,, K. T. &AK.H0 POWDER Absolutely Pure. This powder nerer varies, A marvel of parity, strength and wholesomeness. More (wmnmlc.il than the ordinarv kinds, and can not be sold In competition with the multi tude of low test, snun weignt, aium or pnos phate powders. Sold only in cam. IUital Bakikq PowdbkCo. ios Wall-st,,N. Y. HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS oksi. BTEKiorr. r. cook THE EVENSON & COOK On tho European Plan. LAP.aB OLEAX ROOMS, A FIRST-OLASS RESrAWRJLNT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms lor Families, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, lite, Cooked tcu Order. WATEIt St., Opp. I-ard & Stokes A FIRST CLASS SALOON Huit la coaaectlen with the Premises. The Best ef WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Good Billiard Tables aad Privat Card Itasras THE Casino Restaurant One blacs from tie 0. B. & X. Doi.k, M.M.SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Cents'. 0sters la any Style, 2S ceaU. In connection wUh this Popular Restau rant Is run a a st-class Saloon, wrll stocked with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. New York Restaurant. GEO. BAKER, Prop'r. Opposite Murray O.'s, Water stret. A Good.Clean Meal Furnished At Reasonable Kates, and Satisfaction Guaranteed. Oysters In Every RtTle. Game. ste. You are invited to call. -AGENCY-' OF SAN FRANCISCO. Astoria. Oregon. Cannery SoppliesatLowestPricBS Fin and Marine Insurance at Current rates, Hume's Building, Water Street, E. B. CUSHMAN, Ageats. B. H. COLEMAN "&"!&&& BANKER. ESTABLISHED 1870. Transacts it General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In anv cart of the 0. S. and Europe, and ob Hong Eong, China OrncK Hotras :-10 A. it. te J r. sf. Odd Fellows BriLDivo, Astoria, Oregta. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE XX riRST OIi ASH COHPASIES Representing 813,000,000 PHCENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York, AGBNOT PACIFIC EXPRESS CO . O. P. UPSHUR, Jftda 5lmet,YtTt( - A8tii eijCM. Central Hotel WET uOHCO CASH. 1888. S"pi?m StvX MBBtIWIUMSHasa My cornpletement of STRAW, FUR MANUFACTURERS aro now in stock, STYLE, QUALITY and PRICE. Spring and Summer 1888. -FULL Men's, Youths' and Boys' CMMbi, line Ms, Merwear, Etc, IN FURNISHING GOODS. Trunks, Valises, Umbrellas, Blankets, Quilts, Oil Clothing, Etc., Etc. ITimiAv. nHV Tntlillrf Ofytslto lteioue Bnslns llausa. Streoi Railroad HAVE NO EQUAL ! GRAND PRIX PARIS, 1878, AXD 6BAND CROSS OF THE LEGION D'EONNEBR. They received tha ONLY GOLD MEDAL For FLAJ THREADS at the ZiO&dozx Fisheries Exhibition 1SS3. And have been awarded HIGHER PRIZES at the various INTERNATBOflJAL EXPOSBTIOBIS Than the goods of any other IN YHE WORLD. Quality Can .always bs Depended on. EM wm mwmi m m HENRY DOYLE & Co., 517 and 519 Market Street, . - - SAN FRANCISCO AGENTS FOR PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twine, Rope and Netting Constantly on Eand SEINES, POUNDS and TRAPS furnished to order at Lowest Factory Prices. Censlstinrj of 4 CAlt J.OABS of flno Artistic and Plain Furniture, Carpels, Oil Cloth, Madras-Si LACE AND PORTIERE CURTAINS, Dado Shades, &c, Has Arrived, These goods vrert purchased direct from Eastern Manufacturers and shipped before the recent adraae in freight, th bsneflts thsreaf we propose, to shara wlU cur austomiri. i Gall and See Us CHAS. HBIL50RN. ONE PRICE. I ?? H SOFT, STIFF, "POCSET and WOOL HATS direct from EASTERN and which speak for themsslyes as to LINE IN- iLstoria., Oregon. ronalnc; by th door. Omar -12-- aK.3 . a. gsiSy