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'3? " ;&$&& 01 igr fi"v VOL. XXIV, NO. 70. ASTORIA, OREGON, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, J 885. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. i?szz??yWi BUSINESS CARDS. YR. A. L. and J. A. KCLTOX j Plijsiciausaml Snrjjoon. Will ?le promot attention to all calls, f.oiij any piit of the city or country. Ofliceoer Allen's Store, corner Cas and '.iieinoiua streets, Astoria, Oiegon. Telephone No. 41. i K.FBASK IAK. EiiyHiian unci Surgeon. ( 'it'.oe. ltooni C, o er I). A. Mcintosh s store. oh-ick Hours :-0 to 11 a. m. ;-3 to 5 r.M. Kesidence. opposite the Johatwn building D It. I0 U5 HART. PHYSICIAN" AX1) SUKGEOX. Okkick : Ceni Building, tip stans. Astoria. Oregon. UBu. A. UOUUIS. OEO. NOLAM) XOL.1XI & WORR1S. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. twice in Ktimej'.s Bloek. ppositr Ottj :a'.l. Astoiia. Oregon. . I'1'I.TON. G. C, KL'UION t5tfiA BKOT33KRW. YlTOHNEY.S AT LAW. KoomeSand C. Odd Fellows ltulhMnj:. I KLO P. PASKKt: SURVEYOR OF ClatHop County mid CMty i.f Antorin Ofllce :-N. K. corner C.v3 and Astor streets, Itoom No. 8. T fc. A. BOW Mi Y. Attii:y and CouiiMllar at lair, Ollk-e on Chcnamus Sneer, Astoria, Oregon. I AY TITTLR 3!. IK PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON" Offick Rooms 1. 2, and S. Tythian BuUrf- 'Hg. Residknck On Cedar Street, back oi St. Mary's Hospital. F P. HICKS. A. K. SHAW mexs &sntw. DENTISTS. Hoouis in Allen's Budding, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua street3. A3toii.i Oregon. T K. MPEDDPA', NOTARY PUBLIC, Searcher of Titles. Alistrnctfr oinl Convoyaticcr. Oillto on Cass Street. 3 doors boulh of As toilan olllce, Astoili, Oregon. BANKING AND INSURANCE! 6. W. CASE, Broker, Banker, and Insur ance Agent, astoksa, - urkcsox. office hours : I'roin 9 o'clock A. M. until 3 o'clock 1. ii. AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS! Capitol Flour, Manufactured on the Gradual Iteduc.ion System by the Salem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co.. LI M1TKD J Is the only .flour that has taken Firt Prize three years In succession at the POKTIjAXD MECHANIC'S PABK, Also at State Fair. One tiial is sufficient to convince of itssuj c lioiity. .cee that tlie word CAPITOL Is ou each .suck (JEOBOE SHI EL. 8 Stark St.. Poif.andA.gent. WILSON' Si FJS11EIL Astoria Agents. JLOKB & CO. JOBBERS IN WINES. LIQUORS, AND CIGARS. AGENTS FOR THE Best San Francisco Houses and Eastern Distilleries. Tumblers Decanters, and All Kinds of Saloon Supplies. CBAll goods sold at San Francisco Prices. MAIN' STREET, Opposite Parker House. Astoria. Oregon. Notice of Assignment. TWrOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO ALL o. wuoni it may concern tliat tlie under signed has been appointed assignee or tlie estate of M. D. Kant, an insolvent : and all persons havingclalmsag.iinstsald insolvent. are requesiea ro present me sjune to tlie as signee properly verified at his office at P. A. Stokes & Co's, In the city of Astoria. Clat sop county, state ot Oiegon, within three months from this date. PHILIP A STOKES, Astoria, September 2, 1885. For Rent. JinHE SALOON KNOWN AS "THE COL X" orado," on Chenamus, between Benton and Main. Saloon fixtures for sale or to let. Apply to WM. LOEB. rsr sms & &M5W O&SBeTHE GREAT .-sfSW iiss.tS3 2 CURES Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago. Saccadic. Headache. Toothache, Bore Throat, Svcrllinc Srn-tns Un:!cx, I5ur:i-s cul4, ! rtit Kite, AM) ALI. OliiEll !:ODILT T1IS AMJ iHlE. Soil ly DrucrlkU an! D Itj cvaTwlit-. liKy. u Uttls. D.rr tout In 11 lanpn-i. t:i t: ciiaki.es a. vuuele:: - (Siunu'i.tiA.U(.cCu;CJ) Belli Jurr. SC c ..-. s&l G&ZSS2SSSZ1 TORPID BOWELS, DISORDERED LSVER, and MALAREA. rrom these sources arise three-fourths of Uic diseases of the human race. These byruptoms indicate the'.r existence. Xioss of Appetite, Bowels coitie, Sick llcatlnchc, fulliicsj nftcr cat-ing,nx-crston to exertion of tKMlj-or mtnd. Eructation of food , ZrrltnblN Ityoftcmper,lotvi;pirlts,AfceHj; ofhavliisncs;lectctlsomccluty,Il7. z!!ies3,FlutterijatthcHeart.Bots before the eyes, liiplilj- colored CrInc,COASTlIATlOW,miildemand thouseofai"Cine:lytliataetstlircctlron the Liver. AsaLivcrmedielncTDTX'a I'IIX.S havono o.inal. Tlieirnctionon tlio Kidneys and Skin J3 nlso irompt; removing nil impuiilic through theso three " scaresitjerB of the system," producing appetite, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear skin and a vig orous body. TEXT'S PIEiLS cause no nausea or griping nor interfero villi daily work and arc a perfect ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA. fcolJererywhereSiS. Ouico41ilarnivSt.N V. ifilBl Hie, Urayjiair ou hiski rs cliangcd in stantly to a Glossy I5lck hyasinglo implication of tills I)t K. Sold hy Drug 'nsts.orsenthycxiiressonrecelptofSl. Oaice, 41 aiurrav Street. New Vork. rUTTS UiSVAIi CP C3STUL ESCSIPK F2SB. Did Sup- you pose Mustang Liniment only good for hoFses? It is for inflamma tion of all flesh. A Clear Skin is only a part of beauty: but it is a part. Every lady may have it ; at least, what looks like it. Magnolia Balm both freshens and beautifies. Notice of Application. NOTICE IS HKIJFUV fJIVEN THAT Till: undersigned intends to a;p!v to the Common Council of the eitv of AMoiia. at its net regular meeting, for a lict me to -ell wine, malt and spirituous liquors in less uua'dilSo than one quart for a permd of one jear. in the hui'ding fronting on Man .street and situated on lot 4 block in the eiU or Atoria as laid out ai.d r. corded l .folin McOItire. CHAS. HA?Sr. Astoiia. Oregon, September lfitli. l.ss.",. Annual Stock Holders Meeting. THE ANM'AL MEETINfi OF THE Stock Holders of the i . F. I & B av.o eiation will he lield in Odd Fellows' Hall on Monday, October .'tb. at 2 o'clock v. m., pur suant to adjournment this da. " G. i:ekd. Pres Attest; A.J.JdEGLER.Secv. Astoiia. August 2h. ISSa. Abstracts of Trtle. mnE UNDERSIGNED HAS COMPILED JL a sot of Abstract Books from tlie records of Clatsop County and is now prepared to furnish complete and correct Abstracts of Title to any Real liMate in the Comity, at reasonable rates. G. K. THOMSON, Attorney at Iiw. Astoria. Oregon. OrriCK. Itonni 5. over Glty IJook Store. Administratrix' Notice. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE undersigned was on the 12th day of September, 18S5, dulv appointed by the County Court of the state of Oregon, county ofclatsop,admlnistralJlxoftheeitatofErfc Meline deceased All persons having lalms against said esta'o aw herein- notified to present the same pmpeily verified to me at the offlce of the I. X. U Packing company at Astoria, Oiegon, within iiv month fnim tills date. Mil. NATII A LIA MELINE. Astoiia, Oregon, Sept. 17th, ISSj. Notice of Application. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THATTHE undersigned, will apply to the common council of the city of Astoiia, at its next reg ular meeting for a license to sell wine, malt and spirituous liquors In less quantities than one quart, for a period of one year from Sept. 24th. 1RS5. in the building situated on lot No. 5, block No. 9, McClure's Astoria. O. SOVEY, fe5ua taLi5a'4i a 62331 TUTS & BE Varieties. Dinner-might Strong butter. Young lovers don't mind addition, but they daspise the rule of three. ''Information -wanted by the editor of this paper," is a suggestive head ing of an advertisement in an Arkan sas exchange. A Boston clergyman is lecturing on "A Business Man's Conscience." For obvious reasons no ''horrible ex ample" accompanies the lecture. It may safely be set down that every republican who holds an office worth more than $12 per annum, is an "offensive partisan." Boston papers make rather light of the dynamite explosions. Sullivan's sprees have made the Ilub regardless of slight disturbances. The latest wrinkle according to fashion's authorities is a smooth face for men. The hard, glossj' cheek of the newspaper reporter is beginning to be appreciated. A debutante is reported to have signalized her advent in New York societv bv calling men bv their first names immediately upon being in troduced. These arc indeed "hard times." Obituary of a Chicago editer: "Ho rose gradually from an obscure posi tion until he could mark off more credits in a day than any other man in the office, which rare ability won for him deserved distinction." 'It goes against my constitution," said Air. Closepenny to his wife, "for you to spend so much money." "Aw you constitution be hanged," replied Mrs. (J , "it's my buy laws 1 don't want you to interfere with." "Did you enjoy the party, Emma?" Ever so much, mamma." "I Iiodq you were a good little girl and lis tened to what was said to you?" "I did, mamma, I listened all the even ing to one person talk." "Who was talking?" "1 was." Prince Henry of Battenberg will be made a Knight of the Garter on the day he is married to Princess Beatrice. A ridiculous title, indeed. Henry would doubtless rather be known as a Knight of the Patent Suspender. Proprietor of German restaurant to new waiter: "Dot letter for j'ou, eh? You was der Baron von Schinkel berg?" New waiter "(meekly) "Yes, Mein Herr." Proprieter: "Den you wasn't no reckular waiter, eh ? Veil, I dake a dollar a veek off your wages." An Aiizona editor having got his rival in jail for a3Bault and batten', thus gloats oyer him : "Our quondam contemporary is lying as usual this time in jail. We understand that the saloon keepers are movinc heaven and earth to get him out,asflieir busi ness has fallen off since he has been cooped. When he gets out what a thirst he will have !" Bobby begged his mamma to buy him a drum. 'I am afraid, Bobby," she replied, "that if I were to buy a drum grandpa might not like it very much. "Tliat wouldn't make any difference, mamma," Bobby argued, "cos, you see, the drum ain't for grandpa; it's for me." This conver sation occurred a good many years ago, and Bobb', who is now :i man, is practicing law successfully in Phil adelphia. Poor young artist (displaying a pic ture) "That is an exact copy, Madame, of Raphael's "Madonna," which you will remember sold for $123,000." Madame " And how much do you ask for this picture?" Poor Young Artist "Two dollars and a quarter." "What is the cause of such a wide difference in price?" Poor young artist " Competition, Madame. The business is not what it used to be." j use listen to this, Martha v ex claimed Mr. Jarphly, who was read ing his evening paper. "One of the dogs in the London prize show is valued at $50,000! Good gracious! That's more money than 1 ever ex pect to be worth in my life. "Some dogs are worth more than others, Jeremiah," quietly remarked Mrs. Jarphly, and Mr. "Jarphly eyed her for a moment and said she need not sit up for him that evening. "Rejoice with me, my beloved wife," he cried as he entered the house, "rejoice with me ; I have se cured the position!" "What, as cashier of the Ninety-ninth National bank?" "Yes, my love. I enter upon my duties to-morrow morning." "How nice 1" she exclaimed, as she kissed him. "I will start to-morrow morning." "Start! Start where?" he cried in amazement. "For Mon treal, of course. I mean to look out for a nice house. I'm not going to stay in any hotel when we go there." "We want a broken pillar of white flowers. Somethin' pure and. con solin',,' remarked a customer to the florist. "How would this white dove suit you 1" "First rate. Give us a couple. Perch 'em on the coffin and ?oint their bills up, religious like. rou know how." "It must be ter rible to lose an innocent child," re marked the florist sympathetically. "Who's lost a child?" replied the customer savagely. "If Bill Scrap heard you call him an innocent child he'd smash your eye. Bill wasn't innocent enough to hurt him any,and don't you forgit it." Colonel Yerger meeting the Rev. Whangdoodle on Austin avenue, asked him: "How is your congrega tion coming on?" "We are going right ahead, salt. Since we has quit passing de hat we has taken in lots ob money. De Jjerlecslmns b.3?.ih- creased wonderfully, sah, wonder i fully." "I can't understand how ou i can" take up collections if you don't pass the hat." We pass de plate now." Weil, that's the same tning as passing the hat, isn't it?" "No, sah ; hit ain't de saine thing. Deacon Webster passed de hat for jinoah den a year and de kerlecshuns was mighty small; but now I passes de plate myself and de money just rolls in. De plate am much more reliable den de hat." "How is thot?" "Deacon Webster put tar in de top ob his hat." Fashion and Common Sonso If there is one locality more than another where the voice of common sense is never listened to it is in that very extensive one where fashion reigns. Who over thinks of listening to the suggestions of the former, when the decree of the latter potentate has gone forth? Tight sleeves for the ladies, and tight continuations for the gentlemen is the fashion, supposing. Tlie advocates of common sense pro test, saying, it is impossible to move one's limbs in them ; I cannot bend the knee before the portrait of my fondest hopes, says one; I cannot get my hands to the back of my head, says another, which is far more im portant. And fashion replies, I can not satisfy all tastes. My laws are mostly made for the unreflecting; if you reflect 3ou will never be satisfied. That which yon complain of now is only a temporary inconvenience; when I can no longer tighten in your limbs, sleeves and leggings will take such ample proportions that the real size of an arm or a leg will be a sub ject for divination. Fashion has no respect of person ; if high heels are introduced for the benefit of short people, low heels are never intro duced at the same time for people who are already taller than they care to be. The latter must wait their turn for the opposite fashion, and then unusually short persons must havo their boots made to order if the' wish to reach up to the elbow of their superior in height, or Bubmit to be looked upon as dwarf by tall people, if they prefer to keep in the fashion. Fashion pretends to have an eye for beaut j' ; if this be true, she enacts at least that all her followers be modelled after the same fashion. They must hae heads and faces of a uniform size and shape, that the hat or bonnet of the season may become them all, and they must have a uni form tint of complexion, that the color a la.mode may suit "it. Those who study fashion in dres3 at the ex pense of their personal comfort are surely wanting in common sense, yet we most of us do so, and it seems as though we like doing so, since the fashionable and uncomfortable article is preferred to the unfashionable and comfortable one, though it may cost more than double the price of the latter. Common sense suggests that in hot weather clothing for both sexes should be light in texture -and color; but if fashion ordains that ladies' dresses be heavily trimmed, and if she refuses to give her consent to gar ments of a summon nature being in troduced for gentlemen, no one has the courage to pay attention to per sonal comfort. When ladies' skirts are made so narrow as to be incon venient for walking, and liable to as sist the wearer to an awkward fall in descending from a carriage, or when they are widened to a ludicrous width to admit of unmanageable crinolines, or burdened with useless trains, to be draggled in the streets or trodden on in the ball-room, who ever thinks of refusing to obey the nonsensical mandate? Even the most obdurate end by giving in, believing that they are more ridiculous to hold out than to stand alone with common sense. Nothing, for instance, could indicate more plainly the folly of making long trained dresses the fashion, than to see a year or two ago how tho latter was necessarily bunched up in the most ungraceful manner, or the wearer was compelled to have one hand always engaged with holding up the superfluous yard or two of stuff, making her invariably wish that artificial hands had come into fashion with the trains, to allow of her using her natural ones in some more profitable way. Here, There. Everyuherr, Malaria is found. Even where the disease is not prevalent here tlie general condition of tlie surrounding locality may dc favorable to health, i-o!ated cases may eist. Bad drainage, a damp cllar, the escape of sewer gas, tiie e.itance of masked cess pools, prox imity to stagnant water all these are frc qtunt muses, and what town or city of any magnitude is free from them. Hostctter.s Stomach Hitters, whether in town or country whether the germs of the disease develops either the bilious remittent or tlie intermit tent fom, or that mgativc. sluggish, lint not less obstinate type called dumb ague, is equally efficient, botli as a preventltive and a remedy. Bad digestion, biliousness, con stipation, a want of vitality, arc also reme died by It, and the happiest results may be surely anticipated from its use. for tlie re lief of rheumatism, kidney and bladdercom iilalnts, and nervousness, accompanied by a lack of appetite and sound repose. It is botanic ami agreeable. One day last week we accompanied a friend to supper at the Barnes House, and, when about to enter the dining-room, the old handle who pre sides over that hostelry, objected to our eating, and we forgot our religion and smote him on the cheek, which resulted in a case before justice Mc Murry, entitled the State of Texas vs. Deed H. Meyer. Jury trial, and fined $1 and costs. Instantaneous nhotocranhv is one of the discoveries of the age. So is that instantaneous pain cure, at Jacobs Oil, A Man of Titles. I heard a funny story the other day about a young nobleman, a member of Diplomatic" Corps at Washington. It seems that the young man had a military title of considerable length, beside " having another title, and when he got all his titles engraved on his visiting cards, the bits of paste board were well covered and looked most imposing. The cards greatly impressed all the Washington girls, and the young foreigner became a great favorite. One of his friends, however, in a joking mood one day, told him that he must add the word "bachelor" to his card, as that was the custom here. So the poor fellow had "bachelor" engraved with the rest of his titles. Paris generally leads in the fash ions, but Niagara cannot be equalled for fall st3'le. Belter than She L'sptctei!. "Your letter received. Iu repl;. I am happy to say that Parker's lir.ir Balsani did much more for me thtin j'on said it wonld, or than I expected. My hair has not only stopped falling out, bnt the bald spots are all covered, and all my hair grown thicker, softer and more lively than it was before my sickness a year ago. Thank you again and again." Extract from let ters of Mr. R. W. T.T West Fifty-third street, New York. MARKETS. WYATT & THOMPSON. DEAt.I.KS IN t FRESH AND CURED MEATS,' CHOICE GEOCEEIES.I PROVISIONS.. Oottkeiy and Glassware. STAR MARKET. CHERRY & COISPArtfY, Kn-fhim! Curt-d Meats' FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. l roMTU uCfllJFNT HOTKU t'Kf.7i VSii'S Street. Astoria, Hz. Washington Market Jlain Mini, - iatorin, Utsoii. nslKXAX A. CO.l'itOfc'HIKTOKS t?l.ri-:CTFCLi.V CALL THE ATTEN sTi. Hon of the piiljlic to tlie fact that the above M-srket w ill til v. n s b supplied w 1th a m.l. VWETY AND I'luST QUALITY -ii'"- - --cr- AKD CUHED MEATS i ! Winch will he soh! at lowest rates, whole sale am! retail. JSpeei:ii attention given to supplying SllijN. $67,000,000 Capital! Liverpool and London and Globe. Worth British and mercantile Of London ami Edinburgh. Old Connecticut of Hartford, asu cojaraERciAL of California Fire Insurance Companies, Kepreseiitaig a Capital of $67,000 OOO. B. VAN DUSEN. Agent, ASTORIA IRON WORKS. BrwrroxSTaKET, Hkxh 1'aiikek House, ASTOllIA. - OKEG0X. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LANDaiMAEfflEEMfflES BoiierWork, Sieamboat Work and Cannery Work a spe cialty. f all Hi'Mrriptioiirt made to Order at Short A'otire. A. D. Wass, Tresident. J. O. Hustler, Secretary, 1. Y. Cask, Treasurer. johk Fox.Superintendent. For Sale. Qf ACRES OF GOOD TABLE LAND. OU located at Settler's Toint, Clatsop county, belonging to the "Widow Burnside. Apply at this oDJce. ARBOUR'S: ish Flax HAVE NO ttOOl AWfgE J GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878. THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT THE VARIOUS International Expositions THAN THE GOODS OF ANY OTHER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN 1HE WORLD. Quality can Always Em ifiiwfiri Mfirnifin urn nn Other ! 1U1IUUU 1 iUliUllilUH UUU JULU HENRY DOYLE & CO., 517 and 519 Market Street, - - - SAN FRANCISCO, AGCXT8 FOR PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twines, Sope and Wetting Constantly on Hand. Tho Telephone Salooih The Ernest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Khpecially fitted up for the Comfort and Comeuionco ot those who enjoy a Social Gla's. The Best vt Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars . Everything New and First-Class. K. T.. JEFFREY, lrop'r. Magnus G. Crosby Dealer In HAM ARE, IRON, SHEL, Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, TINWARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEFT LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IRON, Tin. AND CJoe37- Cflluiia Transportation Coiiny. FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time I TflE NEW STEAMER -TELEPHONE Which lias been specially bmlt for the comfort of passengers will leave "Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returninz leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 7 P. M. E9"An additional trip will be mado on Sunday of Eaek TFeelc, leaving Portland at 9 O'clock MHHday Morning. Passengers bj this route connect at Kahuna for Sonnd ports. u. B. SCOTT, President! Threads EQUAL ! ett&BT be Depended on I The Gem Saloon. The Popular Resort for Astorians. For the Finest of Wines and Liquors Go to THE GEM SALOON. ALEX. CAMPBELL. - - PROPRIETOR J. a. D. GRAY, Wholesale and retail dealer Id. GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage and "Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot ot Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. WM. EDGAR, Dealer in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. COKNER.MAIX AND CHENAMUS ST3.