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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 20, 1902)
In 1905 A. b. Mr. rptodte(to maid) Marie, yon peel 9ut tb capsules lor Mr. fpioJate'B dinner. I have received a marronigram that he will not be home nntil 10 o'clock, as his santos-dumonto bile has bad a breakdown. Judge. Close Competition. "We are living in a rapid ace," I 'y to my friend as we note the fall'an Donmvnients ol changing styles. "Yes," ajrreeg. "tt'e are making history rapidly," I further remark. "True," he mutters, "but not to rapidly as we are making historical oovelfi'T-Judge. A Olddy Insect. "Your mamma," said Tapa Moth to hie eldt'st son, "is the giddiest insect I know." "Why, papa?" "?he is continually attending cam phor balls." Detroit Free I'ress. Differences. A few cents a can is all the difference in price there ib between having a cheap can of fruits or vegetables and having the best there is, i. e., Mono pole. There's a much greater differ ence than that in the quality, in the purity and in the contentment that it brings. II you don't know where to get Monopole groceries, write ns and we will te'.l you. If you do know, don't let him send you any other kind. We are particularly proud, of Monopole ipices, coffees and Baking powder. Try them. Wadhama & Kerr Bros., Portland, Oregon. Man of Expedients. "Mixem, the chemist, has made his fortune at last," says the friend. "But I thought he couldn't find any lale at all for his cough mixture," lowered the other friend. "He cculdn't, so he labeled it 'genu ine maple syrup,' and sold every drop of it the first day. Now he is rushed with orders for it." Judge. His Experience was In Mines. "Did you ever salt Bheep?1' asked the farmer of the new hired man who came from Colorado. "No," replied the new hired hand, "but I've had considerable experience in salting mines." Ohio State Journal. An Absent-Minded Confession. "I suppose," said the pation to the milkman, "that you view the coming of winter with feelings of regret." "Indeed I do," answered the milk man. "It is reafly very bard," goes on the patron, "to find suitable pasture in the cold weather, no doubt?" "Yes; and then the pump freezes so often." Judge. I.ndlna Can Vfmmr 8hon One ilie smaller after ruing; Allen' Foot-Eaw. Cure swollen feet, bUatera and callous spotaand iaaeertain cure lor iuirrowiut; nulls, .treating, kot, aching feet. At all l)ru(tps. " I nal pactajre FK EE by mail. Addrcu Allen 6. Olm lled, LeRoy. N. Y. Humbugged the Humbugs. Minister (visiting prison) How can you say there have been guccesees in yonr life? Bunco Pete Why, man, in my time, I've Aim flammed a phrenologist, a writer of detective stories, a character reader and a criminologist. Judge. He Stays at Home. Mrs. Gossip I suppose you're care fal to make your husband tell every thing that happens to him? Mrs. Strongmind Better than that. I'm careful to see that nothing happens to him. Philadelphia Press. To Frerent Rheumatism. 'When the navy turned to building Ita hips of atee It was remarked that un less some device was adopted for off setting the effect of heat condensing on the metal it would be only a matter of a short time before all our officers would be suffering from rheumatism. The introduction of metal chairs, ta bles and other pieces of furniture fol lowed a few years ago and now there I not a single piece of wood of any !e to be found in an officer's room on a modern warship. He sleeps in an iron berth, keeps bis clothes in a steel ehest, while the floor, celling and walls of his apartment are of the same metal. 8inee the adoption of the solid ar nor for the aides-of warships a great deal of trouble has been experienced In making habitable the quarters directly ne" to the outaide covering. The heat of the room condensed on the cold metal and In a very short time the oc upant would be on the hospital list lth a bad case of rheumatism. This Is now guarded against by the use of a beathing of asbestos placed next to the metal and held In place by a frame Work. This is found to absorb the moisture In a satisfactory manuer. Care Is also taken, says the Brooklyn Eagh. to see that the berths are not built against the outside of the vest,el but against one of the side walls so 'hat the sleeper will be as far as pos-IbU- from the metal that comes in coll ect with the water. FREE ELECTRIC BELT OFFER ir wit ULallui i,,, CVMHT EUIINII ZL'T UlU MDr. I. " to 't' ikfS """"to. -7 ' ",!! in AR8. ROEBUCK A CO.. CHICA80. CONGRESSMAN (To T. !,.,.. Medicine Co., of Colurtus, O.) "Pe-ru-na is AiTyou Claim for It." Congressman D. F. Wiling The Pemna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio: .in.. V n -... Uf m inc.au fllr5cveredfer the use of a to all wh ifii ( i t, "' i" ? 1 cheertully recommend your medicine 10 an who are afflicted with utarrhni tmuhi. r..u r - Mr. C. F. Given, Sussex, K. P., vice president of the Pastime boatintr club. writes: "Whenever the cold weather sets in I have lor years cast been varv nr tn catch a severe cold which was hard to throw off, and which would leaTe after ! i, , 1 effects on my constitution the most of j the winter. . Last winter I was adrinod In trv rerunu, and within five days the cold i was broken np and in five days more I j was a well man. I recommended it to , several of my frionds and all speak tbe h.Siip!h praise lor u. mere is noth- weeks I was entirely recovered. I am ing like Peruna for catarrhal affile-; never without it now, and take an oc tions. It is well n ch infall hie as a : i j i ... T .. cure, and I gladly endorse it."-C. F. Given. j u,",u neissieiz. If you do not derive prompt and sat A rroailnent Singer Paved From Lou of isfactory results from the uee of Peruna write at once to Dr. Hartanm, giving a Mr. Julian WeiBslitz, 175 Seneca full statement of your case and he will street, Buffalo, N. Y., is corresponding be pleased to give you his valuable ad secretary of the Bangerlust, of New ; vice gratis. York; is the leading second bass of the; Address Dr. Hartman, president of Sangerlust, the largest German singing the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, soiety of New York and also the oldest. Ohio. Eats Corn Off the Cob. "I can bite an apple as well as I could when a child,' and I can eat corn off the cob as well as any person alive," said a lady sixty-eight years old and a customer of Wise Brothers, the famous dentists, of Portland, Oregon. Ehe bad been fitted with full seta of npper and lower teeth by Wise Broth ers, and was perfectly astonished to find that she is now as well supplied with teeth that she can use as she was when a litle girl. Wiee Brothers have revolutionized modern dental methods. There is no more pain to be feared by people who have their teeth attended to, and the cost is very moderate. They make a great specialty of crown and bridge work, and evea when it is necessary to take out all of the old teeth and put in full new sets, the result is simply wonderful. The falce teeth, of course, cannot be told from natural ones, and the person using them can do everything be, or (he, could do with natural teeth. The sets of teeth are made to fit the gums so perfectly that there is no slipping, and the strength of the powible bite is juFt like that of a natural healthy set of teeth. The experinece of the lady customer here related can be yours if your teeth need attention. No one can afford to postpone having their teeth nut in or der. No one need suffer a single day longer because they have lost the use of their own teeth. We hope our readers will carefully watch the advertisements of Wipe Brothers in this newspaper, and be persuaded to consult this splen did dental institution. Definite Measurement. "Do you think the world is growing any better? "I'm absolute sure of it, anew ered the monopolist. "Why, only five vears ago I made only a hundred thous and a year. Today I am making that much a month."-Washington Star. AN OLD f J I . ever excusable it- is when the body is I 1 jT tortured by an eating and painful sore. J V. J- it js truly discouraging to find alter . faithful nse of external remedies that the place tenths of diligent and : ive as ever. Every chronic 8or no remains as deuanr., ang comes", is an evidence of some previous matter on what .part ci J and that the dregs of these diseases constitutional or organic t gome hmen poiaonperiiap remain in the sj stem or , q itg destructive work Cancer-has come to .the .so fiu health flesfc through the circulation '- & S. S. will jrmaieu ;nftntbi00d when all invigorate -r , washed out, lresa ricn diooq is camta 10 me other hurtful g-eTfo. and the decaying flesh begins to have a diseased parts, n ew t ssnes lonn healthy and natural look , the cut g g g bw purifief veral yea" mo, my wife had a that is guaranteed entirely vege vfr6.V.or7 a Snob.nefi" table. It builds up the blood and be.t pbyeieift" but r ecet g fl e up the general 8ystetu 89 HO Our drn1', fourteen bottle cured otjer medicine does. If you have r.VS . hM bn ri ;ner1,8tc"' sre of Ay kind write u8 and ' B.MA30LD,22C.n8t.,y rf experienced ,.d , v for which no charge is made. Book on Blood and Slda lcilled physicians ln'c irr PKciriC CO.. AUu, Otw Diseases free. 1 WILBER SAYS , ... niiKIi i nave ir ea your remedy and 1 have few bottles I an, fully convinceS . f vptiu r, tt iiocr In 1S99 the Saneerlunt celxhriitMi iU fiftieth anniversary with a large cele bration in New York City. The follow ing is his testimony: "About two years ago I canght a se vere celd while traveling and which settled into catairh of the bronchial iuuv't oa so anectea mv voice tnat 1 was obliged to cancel mv engagements, T j;i.t0 T j ... JL , chcod a hbb auvirtni io try i eruna. o,H t ua j . . medicine before, I sent for a bottle, "Words but illv describe my surprise to find that within a few davs I was greatly relieved, and within thiee 7.. i n- : i . Jeel run aown' Remedy for Wrinkles. Managing Editor Well, what's the trouble? . Assistant The beauty editor is away and a woman writes to know what to do with a wrinkle in her xforebead. Managing Editor Tell her to putty it up and forget it. Detroit Free Press. PITC Fermaneutlr Cum ffo TiU or nerrooanM lllw after tint 'Ik?' uof lr. Klina'a Great Nanre aotrar. Send lor FK EE S J.OO trial rmttlemod treat. iM. D.B.U.tUM.Ll4..iai ArchiU.l'hlUJ.Ipliia.i- A Bumper Crap. Subbubs You just ought to see my crop of corn! It's the most promising in all tbe Lonesomehuist district." ' Townley You don't say! If you have more than two messes, don't for get me, will you? The well posted druggist advises you to use Hamlin's Wizard Oil for pain, for he knows what it has done. At Last. Tbe landlady was speaking. "Mr. Bar new tor me, how do you like your eggs?" The tragedian's faoe relaxed into an expression of joy. "Hard-boiled!" he oried. L'ntil that time people had wilfully mistaken his taste. Baltimore Herald. Mothers will find Mrs. fVlnslow's Sooth Ine Syrup tbe best remedy to use lor their sniioren during itie teething period. The Fern me View. Wederly Remarkable thing about tbe disappearance of (27,000 from a safety deposit vault belonging to bookmaker. Mrs. Wederly Yes; and the most remarkable thing about it is that he bad it to lof-e. Wederlv Why so? Mrs. Wederly Oh, most writeis ! complain that literature don't pay. I Chicago Netfs. ''Will sour the sweetest disposition and transform the most even tempered, lov able nature into a cross-grained and irritable individual. if impatience or fault-finding ar and keep it purify and sediment or - OLD WESTERN TRAILS. Great Transcontinental Railway Now Knn tver Thrm. The early explorers and pioneers of the western part of the United States made the paths that are now the great railway highways of eomnimv. The old trails of the p'tiin. deserts ami mountains and the routes of the prvs- eut transtMntinental railways are close ly asH-intcd. as In the greater num lnr of cases the big Western railroads followwl the eoure of the wagon tracks of fifty years ago. When the American colonies were declaring their independence of Un-at ltrltalu the "old Spanish trail" was being laid out by a party under the comma ud of Francisco Silvester Yeles Ksenlante. In the inter est of the Spanish missions In Califor nia. This expedition left Santa Fe In July, lud, and after traveling over what Is now known as the San Juan country, reached a spot where tlrand Junction, Colo., an important present-day rail way center is located. From there the party -trailed" to Salt Lake, and from there to Los Angeles. CaL The new "Denver and Northwestern Bnllroad and the Salt Lake and 1ah Angeles line will closely follow much of this old Spanish trail. The Union Taclfic Railroad runs over the old riatte-Overland route from Omaha to ,Ogden, and the Atchison. Topeka and Santa Fe follows for many hundreds of miles the old Santa Fe trail, while In Arizona the same road touches at many points the southern overland tralL The Santa Fe trail runs through the Raton Mountains (southern spurs of the Koeky Moun tains in New Mexico), and the engi neers who built the Santa Fe Railroad found many problems solved In the way of mountain railway construction by simply following the trail of the Spaniards of many years ago. There are still to be seen along this trail Spanish bouses that were built In the time wljen that part of the country was within Mexican territory, while there are also many roadhouses that fifty years ago dispensed cheer and comfort to the weary travelers who crossed the plains and mountains for the precious yellow metal. The Klo Grande system follows the trails made by Gunnison In l.S.")3-ri4. 'Ihe Colorado Southern, from Fort Col lins to Trluldad, Colo., runs along the trail between Fort Laramie and Fort Union, and the Oregon Short line Is built along the Oregon trail from Salt Lake to Columbia. The Central Pa cific, now owned by the Southern I'a- j clfic, runs from Ogdcn to San Frun clsco by a route that many years ago was traveled by Spaniards and Indi ans, across the northern end of the Great American desert and through the beautiful Sierra Nevada Moun tains. From the snow-capped summit of the Sierra Nevada Mountains to the green fields around San Francisco Is a ques tion of eight hours by the fast overland limited on tbe Southern Pacific, and along the route may still be seen the path or trail that years ago required many days of work and danger suc cessfully to traverse. From Denver to Salt Lake City the Denver and Rio Grande Railroad follows old trails and the Grand River, along which the wan dering Mormons plodded on their way to the hoped-for haven of rest Both the Rock Island and Union raciflc, says the New York Tribune, follow ancient trails, and the big Rock Island bridge at Omaha crosses the Missouri River from Council Bluffs at a iolut where the wealth seekers from the East, with their families, live stock and prairie schooners, used to ford the muddy stream. PENETRATING AMMUNITION. Air of Wt Point Had a Peculiar Odor One Morninic. At West Point, among so many young men full of health and animal spirits. It Is Inevitable that there should be plenty of Jokes afoot, even to the extent of pranks constituting breach of discipline. A favorite form of mis chief consists In tampering with tire gun. Once at least, according to II. Irving Hancock, the reveille gun was loaded with a peculiar kind of am munition. When the sentry comes In from guard duty at night, he finds coffee and sandwiches In the tent whieb serves as cadet guard house. As It Is not easy to gage his appetite, there Is generally a liberal supply of the sandwiches. An officer aud a member of the board of visitors were walking one morning before reveille. Tbe officer was dila ting upon the wonderful air at West Point Suddenly the reveille gun was fired, and both gentlemen began to sniff. "Marvelous air?" said the visitor. "I should call it peculiar." "It does seem strange," admitted the officer. "It smells like like like fried ham!" "Precisely. But who is cooking it';" It was too early for breakfast In any of tbe bouses at the officer's quarters, aud besldiw, the odor seemed to come from the plaid. "This must be looked Into!" muttered the officer. "Suppose we take a walk over the plain." A fragment of scorched bam was found In the grass, then a piece of bad ly made toast, then more ham and more toast. A trail of fried bam and toast extend ed for an eighth of a mile. Some cadet had loaded tbe gun with candwlcbea, rammed them down under newspaper wadding, and awaited the event No one ever discovered who that frolic some cadet was. One touch of nature keeps fbe whole world on the lookout for new enia- ItlOQfc Gray ? "My hair vis falling out and turning gray very fist. But your Hair igor stopped the falling and restored the natural color." Mrs. E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y. It's impossible for you not to lock old, with the color of seventy years in your hair I Perhaps you are seventy, and you like your gray hair! If not, use Ayer's Hair Vigor. In less than a month your gray hair will have all the dark, rich color of youth. II. N MIX. All irafttws. If yonr drnpctK cannot np-lT you, tvnd ut on dlUr and will eipt you ft hott). 1 ur-? tun) the ittu ml jour near-wit esnrf-M otlTc. AddioM, J. C. AVKR CX., Lowell, Wm. DONT GET WETIK ASK YOUD DtALtB FOB THE -SLICl-vErR MADt fAMOUS Vf A DEPUTATION EXTENDING OVED MODE THAN HALF A CENTUDY. TOWER 5 armnt and hats era made of the best material in black or yellow for cJI kinds of wet work. SATUFACTtON IS GUARANTIED YOU 9TKI TO tup iru rf. rut. pkm . - IIU. tftNNI lllb IWII, ' 6; A. u. TOWED COm BOoTON. MASS. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY hortland, Uranon. Kounilwl UM I Home School for Boyi Military and Manual Tralaln;. Writ for Illustrated cmnlonus. ARTHUR C. NliW ILL, Principal JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE. Foot ol MoniKn Street. Ctrl rive you the beit bmritalni In Tloller and Fnfrinea, Wliirlmlll. -u m and lietie ral Marhliiery. VHd Hawlnir Maehiueg a iwclaltr. M ui Iwfuru huylnir. For Others to Enjoy. Brown You should do Bomethlng to contribute to othr people's enjoyment. Jones I do; I'm always making s fool of myself. New York Press. I do not twlleva Pian'a Curs fur Con. mniption ha an equal fur coupli ami rolda, John F. iiuTKi, Trinity bprlnga, hid., Feb. 15. 11X10. A Hard Pillow. Weary Willie Modern improve ments may be fine, but 'they have their drawbacks. Tired Traddles For instance;? Weary Willie When fellow sneaks into s stable to sleep nowadays he finds nothing in it but baled buy. Judge. n n v-.x,z7;,:....T:i;.,r- ,7.;.-,ir.i. AVefelaljle Preparalionfor As similating tlteFoodanrlRctfula ling die Stoioacte and Dowels of ft Vi I Promolcs Digcalion-Clieerrul-ness and Rt'sl .Contains neillur Opium. Morplutie iior Muu-'ral. ISotNahcotic. iA fimp tfOUn-SWlTLPtTCtOH Mx.Smm f- '- --U WrmJt.- Aperfecl Remedy forConslirvi Hon. Sour Stonvwh, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions ,e ven sh ness and Loss OF SLEEF. Facsimile Signature of NEW YOTtK. J NOTHING SO OOO A PRUSSI w N make Hem Uy and V 1 01M. It itrengthonj My youD ehlctfas CilaVMCl MCUir of JO (rots dylnf and I bar Best Catuvta bjrup. TaUM Uoud. UN TJ It lima fktlfl h r1 aMwarlaf a Krl liLnLiJ flllLnt. tVLL LLOL I l"i M mV AB1 EXACT COPy OF WRAPPER. JJ jj k Nomina so oooo fan chicmwn m rut PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD tnd Khii Uim I itrangthani young chick, enicKana wmntncM oe vour riiuiMiiAji bars aonstantlr kDt It aaiuatbvatUBMUdu ratilos poultrr. O. S. HIOUIN, Laiaa, Waia. SJSi'.rUi7 f OUTLAMU SKKU CO. Ifvrtlaad. Or., Ceaat Agaats. Mltoholl Wagtuu 1 ''AV ".aWV Best on Earth ftmua tt nm.ls f lh Ht niniOTi! prjthl lo btn . lb niniMtu.'imrr i:'.mitrt fw ifc lo U f f'tlt itoiitv lh m'ttktn pro- uMm4 run t sworn tmtr f r ti ir 1 ! .' -u ins: vtr n,t Kiimitm? off lit rrf,t n tit Afut'n ftinrk, htm ) tw .. I rvr 1 it t-wi rr making huh ui-mn- in iiiuun Att Mfsrk o Brunt on intliion .t.tllftrH. MUX HKU, Wictxx r virp onitlliv. iirviHtrttoii, tiiiiti. tinsuur. it4 lU' rttnntus. V i v-n.H ir t hm (t:- Ml U lirT.l. mkoHmll, Lmwim A lrM- Qwm S)lUftsMk rruUtx. tKnkn . uostv 4cum Kvr) fAurrtv .v;. T''-'H'T:.;j-! W?5 L. DOUCLA $3&$3 SHOES SSSP V. u i)uiilas tihofs Bit- thti stan dard of the world. This In the rtumm W. J, Doiitflns ninkes nnd st-lls mure nitui's r.l.oo and f:i.r0 shtit's thitn any otht'r two mmmlartiirers. W. L. DOUGLAS 84 SHOES CANNOT BE EXCELLED. II.I0S.SJ0 1 SKSSL. .i.3 10.000 flf Imoortt anil American Irnthtr,, Htyl I Patint Calf, tnamtl, Colt, Calf, Vlcl Corona Colt, Mat. Kanaaroo. t aut ( oltir t"..vOrl umiI. ClUllon I Th nulne hT W. U IXUOLAV " niinp unit price atnuped on tMittuiu. A'Vvj by wviW, :'.V. rj(rn. lllut, i il,ilv -.e. W. I 1MI ill.AS. HIIOCKTON. MASS. DR.G.GEE WO HOMI2 TRLATMl-NT n iltH'iur Ik mllvtl KTfHl bli'nliH h I'Urm Pmii wlUtniu niNr turn ilmi Hre if (vi it up Hhm wiutrlui Ch iifiw IistIib, rtMttN, tiuila. hnrkn iul vf,'tttit thut r rnitrfiy uu kiMiwn lei iitfillml aol run In thm roumry. Thmuitli t utl thi lnaTinl"' rt-nitNliPii thin fMiiHu iltn'ior kt iha (wtlun of uvtr Vmi iliffHrrm n-mlifi, w lit oh lit ftui-i-fHNful ly unt-n in difTtrfiil Uihiumm. kit (tmranit' lit ctir isvtitrih. Mtbiiiii, hiii-f, Ihroni, rhvuinailiiiii, iiitvimihiim, HtonisUiLi. IKr, kliln-, ic. ; Ima liuiKlrntU tiT tcmiiuuii talk hi rut! HiMitTHi. ( nil aihI nt liiiu, i'Milrnm ui of lh city wrlii fr blfcnki uti rlrfiilHrn. tttd 4 cvutii In niHiiip. CUMst IV TATluN HKfc. A1LHKHH THE C.EEE WO CHEESE MEDICINE CO. U2t Third St., HtriUnti, OrHn jtf"MnUoii MtLHir. THE NEW PENSION UWS Appijr u KaihaK liMKroan, AnoasaT, Vi iaumuru. li. c. M w r SENT FREE N, No. 43- !. lirUEM wrtt'as to 4Ttln plaa I I II an. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years TMf etNTAW AOMMMT, NtW VON GITV. L.yini. it cure Roup. Choltra ard All and miaM thwn (row. Prlc 25c and 50c. ajina, ana artr iilid' four dosen I pur- ruuuKi ruuii. wnica .ioiilmtu m.tn It an hajkd .T.r .Inca I dab rvcuiuruaad AW