The Oregon statesman., January 21, 1887, Page 3, Image 3

JCHE 0RE3ON 8TATC3MAN: UTODAlT. JAlTUAllY 21. 1007.
BILL NYE'S BUDGET.
a nxrcuu HOTaX.
Recently, when I wis - tearing Hash
rille, I asked the landlord of the hotel
what my bill m lie said it tu eight
dollars. "Bat," said I, with great diffi
culty restraining myself from smearing
bis brains all . over the hotel register,
"70a have charged me one dollar for
extras.. I hare had no extras."
"By the beard of the prophet!" said
be, crossing himself and reaching under
a counter for a thick-set carbine, with
which it had been his wont to shoot
large a pert ores into the vitals of people
who disagreed with him "By the beard
of the prophet!" said he, cocking the
piece after patting in a new half-pound
cartridge with tallow 00 it, "yoa forget
that yoa hare had a fire in your room.
As I looked along down the cold and
repulsive length of the carbine I thought
to myself how many rained friendships
we throw away along life's pathway by
reason of oar haste and oar rash, impetu
ous tempers. Here was a man, striving
in his poor, weak way to keep a hostelry,
such as it was. lie desired to be the
friend of one and all, bat on erery hand
he was repulsed, rebuffed, and sat opon
of men. I resolred to make him my
friend. Catching him in my great, strong
arms and straining him to my atrophied
breast in such a manner as to throw the
muzzle of the gun orer my shoulder, I
fell on his neck and wept while he made
his own change oat of what funds he
found in my clothing.
I would give the name of this hotel
were it not for two reasons viz. : First,
because I do not wish to advertise a
house that does not deserve it ; and sec
ond, because there is nothing to prevent
the landlord's coming, down here to see
about it. There is really nothing about
operating a hotel like his which would
in any way interfere with his going away
for a year or two and leaving it in the
hands of the same cockroaches who are
running it now.
I paid the bill and so added another to
the long list of bills which I have paid.
This hotel has the old style of annun
ciator, consisting of a large, dropsical
irreen card with a fat and faded tassel
hanging to it, while the other end passes
through the ceiling, and is attached to
one 01 the rafters of the bonding.
You pall this denunciator three times
for drinking-water, ana tnen you go down
to the well and get all the water you
want. It mule me feel perfectly at
home, for that is the way I do when I
am there.
The chambermaid at this hotel was a
tall colored man named Luac, who had
formerly been the concierge of a livery
stable on the Kue de Uutternul, at rtaab
ville. lie was emancipated daring the war,
and receired the freedom which properly
belonged to a whole plantation. Instead
of dividing it Hp and giving the other
slaves their proportion, he liad retained,
and as it were, embezzled, the freedom of
twenty-seven other people.
As a result of this, he had more free
dom than I had. He came into my room
frequently while I was changing my
linen, but did not come in when 1 need
ed assistance.
Shirts are so made that the gentleman
who adopts them must do so by inserting
himself through the base of the garment
gradually, emerging at last through the
apex thereof. Isaac never rapped on the
door before entering, for his whole sys
tem was so saturated with the blessed
boon of freedom that he roamed around
through the hotel, entering any room
where he thought there would be noth
ing for him to do but to get right oat
arain.
while I was working my way up
throueh a hearily starched shirt, one
day, and could not see anything, while I
was wildelv clatcning at tne empty air
there was a soft footfall on the thresh-
hold, and the door oined.
I knew instantlv that it was the
chambermaid, though I could not see
her.
1 shrieked two times, and tried to con
ceal myself in a counterpane, but my
arms were pinioned by the shirt, and the
oounteroane was a good deal emaciateu.
It was not the counteriwne that it liad
l.wn tWnr tha war.
I told the chambermaid that if she had
a father, if she had a brotlier, either of
whom might be tempted to change bis
shirt, I hoped that she would a vaunt just
as she would hope lor mercy in me case
rrf a lather or Drouier who migui ue
Tlnil in a lika nosition.
But the reader has already discovered
that it was onlv Isaac who had strolled
in to see if there might not be some
thing that he could refrain from doing.
It has been said that the sooth lias
never folly paid for the awful crime of
human alavery, but a few enfranchised
foes of utility and animated champions of
eternal repose, like Isaac, can work out
an awful assortment of retribution in a
verv short anace of time.
t'va tlnn heen a republican, bat
this matter of revenge may be carried too
far, 1 think. Chicago ews.
A DISCUSSION OF GENDER.
"Why do you always call a vessel
she ?' said Henry to Fred, the other day.
'Terhaps because she wears' a bow in
front." answered Fred.
"That might be one reason, but an-
- . . 1
otner is tnat ane is not reaur iur uusiuwo
"Yes; and it takes a good many yards
10 rig ner oat.
Then I hear old sailors speak about
her coing in stays." , .
Conclusive! But you must admit a
"Whenf
"When she is a man-of-war." iChi
cago Ledger.
TO WET TO BE yRUXG OUT.
A young fellow who had been drinking
just a little met a friend . on Washington
street when 1887 was an hour old.
"It was too bad the old year couldn't
be rung out, wssnl itV he said.
Whr twor was that f
"Don't oo know? Why, it was too
wet
Stationery end eehootbeok at D. W. Matthew
dt Co. 1 drug tor, MS State street tf
SMILE PE0T0CATI05S.
An Eneliah lainala urrittw haa muta
the) startling discovery that bigamists are
neany au men. True, true; out tnen, on
the Other hand, it should h immbjnul
that nearly all polyandrista are women.
80 it is broad aa it la Win? TRoarn
Transcript.
Foiled again : Foear "Dreadrallr clma
here; I think I'll open the transom."
Smoothbore "Ah, that makes me think
of a story." Sinks "What does?"
Smoothbore "Why, Fogg opening that
transom." Sinks "Fogg, shut that
transom." Rambler.
Teacher "Wlutra in th iImkm rJ
latitude longest?" Little Willie "At
our house." Teacher "Wh v. Willi.
how can that be V Willie "fa says he
never tsaw snch latitnda aa that ma. al.
lows to Bister just because a rich old jay
coming to our noose." luambler.
A Chinaman is speaking to himself as
he irons a shirt. Picks up a shirt show
ing evidence of having been well cared
for, and says: "Bachelor; him land
lady fix him." Picks up another, but
tonleas and all frayed at the wrists and
neck, and says: "ALU lied man." Bos
ton Courier.
Young Deadbroke (to his landlady's
pretty daughter) "I wonder why your
mother always gives me so many eggs
for breakfast." She "I don't know:
but mother pats eggs in coffee to make
it settle, and" Deadbroke "Say no
more. I will pay op to-morrow."
Rambler.
Office Boy (gladly) "Dey's a lav fes
been in 'n paid a rear's 'scription in
'd ranee. Said he wanted ter start square
with the world first of January." Editor
Hum town Banner "Put the money in
an envelope and mark it 'Conscience
fund' ; it's the only case I ever heard of."
(Judge.
Simpson "Well. Maggins. how's bus
iness?" Muggins (our artist) "Ok, rip-
ling! Got a commission this morning
rom a clergyman. Wants his children
painted very badly." Simpson (with
that pleasant way of his) "Weil, old
boy, you're the very man for the fob."
They don't speak now. Judy.
Country bride (in restaurant) "You
do the orderin', John ; anything that'll
suit you'U suit me." Uroom (studying
the bill of fare) "Well, howll roast
turkey, raw oysters, corn beef an cab
bage, ice cream, an' mince pie suit you 7"
Country Bride "Fust-rate, John, only
hare 'em bring the mince pie hot."
(rtew York sun.
The Squire "Well, Mould, how about
that horse I sold too? Wan h nritet
enough ?" Undertaker "Well, sir, - he
uiu pre ns a mue iroaoie at uisu v e
pat him in one of the mourning coaches,
you know, and parties do not like to be
shook up in their grief. Bat we've put
him in the 'earsej nowand we harent
'eard any complaints so far.' -Punch.
- - i -SB m 1
SAM JONES OX CHARACTER.
It was net a very large audience which
greeted the Rev. Sam Jones, the revival
ist, in the academy of music, Brooklyn,
last night, bat it seemed to appreciate
him. Corporal James Tanner walked
arm in arm with Mr. Jones to the front
of the platform, and introduced him, not,
he ftsaid, as the Rev. Sam Jones of
Georgia, but as Rev. Sam Jones of the
United State. The slim, dark eyed.
dark haired, fiery evangelist delivered a
lecture on "Character arid Characters."
Character, be said, oatranked everything
else. It was the Immortal part of man.
Reputation was like a glore. It could
be taken off at will and thrown aside ;
but character was the band itself. Once
scarred it was scarred forever. The beet
character was made by living constantly
and harmoniously with God.
The trouble was that there were too
many men in prison the prison of the
mind. No man could build character
who was not a free man. To build up
character there should not only be the
rock of freedom, but the rock of faith.
Courage was the next rock on which
character mast be built. Christianity
had become too effeminate and weakling.
It it had as much backbone as heart it
would triumph over everything. Titere
were preachers enough to conquer this
country, if they only had wit. The city
of Brooklyn was fairly drowned out with
beer and whisky signs. How the pastors
of Brooklyn could make things bounce if
they denounced whisky. It would seem
that if the blood of the martyrs was the
seed of the church, the seed had about
runout. It always struck him that one
dead lion was worth a thousand living
dogs.
Infidelity had no brains. It is nine-
tenths mouth, and the only way to meet
infidelity was to masn it in the mouth.
He had been told since he came to
Brooklyn about a certain minister who
jumped at the chance of preaching at the
funeral of a gambler.
"I would rather, said Mr. Jones,
"preach the funeral of one gambler who
was generous than the tunerai 01 one
hundred Methodists who were stingy. An
otd skinflint! What could a fellow do at
a funeral like that?" New York Sun.
HIS NARROWEST ESCAPE.
"I presume, genera), you hare had
some very narrow escapes," said a pretty
Dupont Circle girl to an old war horse of
celibate proclivities.
"Oh, yes ; that is part of our business,"
he replied, nonchalantly.'
"Tell me about some of them. I do so
love stories of adventure when the story
teller Is. the adventurer. Tell me the
very worst of them ail," she cried, with
a ta-ettv flush of excited interest.
"Dm am." he muttered, scratching
his head so aa to sort them over for the
choicest, "tan let me see well I was
engaged to be married once.
One was all she wanted. W ashington
Critic
HE K5EW BETTER
"What a self-willed, positive little be
ing that girl of yours is," said one travel
ing man to another.
"You're wrong. I've found her nega
tive. Thoroughly and uniformly nega
tire," was the response.
A Basal injector tree with each bottle of
BaUok's Catarrb Kspiady. Pries M cents, rot
tale by Port A Sot
A BIG BLAZE.
The "Bennett House Burned
to Ashes.
A FRIGHTFUL HOLOCAUST.
A Historic Landmark, Gone A Few
Reminiscent Be
marks.
Friday morning, at about 3:30, the
fire bell awoke from its long slumbers
and announced to the startled inhabi
tants of the city of peace that the fire-
fiend was again abroad. A look toward
the center of town showed at a glance
that the Bennett house was at last about
to meet its fate. The fire seemed to
have started on the inside, and gained
such rapid headway that in a few mo
ments the entire building was wrapped
in flames. An early arrival upon the
scene would have shown volumes of
smoke and flames bursting from the
doors and windows, and gangs of hurried
and excited Chinamen rushing aimlessly
hither and thither in an anxious endeav
or to save as much as possible from the
destructive element. But it was almost
impossible to take anything from the
upper story. Many of the inhabitants
barely escaped with their lives. George
Sun and wife, near whose room the fire
started, found safety only in jumping
from the window in their night clothes.
One poor unfortunate devil who came
down to the ground by the short route
broke his hip, and was earned away to a
Chinese doctor's. At this time the fire
had reached and enveloped every part of
the structure, and the surrounding build
ings were lighted up as if it were day.
Capitals succeeded in getting a stream
from the hydrant in front of their engine
house, and the new steamer was taken
out and set upon the cistern. Consider
able delay was experienced in getting up
steam, and Tiger's engine came down
and took her station alongside of her and
was throwing water before Cap's engine
got to running. The La France finally
started, but immediately after a loud ex
plosion was heard, and the crowd fell
back hastily, under the impression that
the steamer had blown up. Investiga
tion developed the iact that the air
chamber had burst wide open, and the
steamer was incapable of further usage.
Jieanwnile several streams irom hy
drants and the Silsbv were nlaving en
ergetically upon the burning building.
But it bad been apparent from tne fiast
that no human efforts could stop the
progress of the flames, and so there was
nothing left to do bat to save the ear
rounding buildings. Effective work was
as usual done by the fire department,
notwithstanding the unavoidable accident
which happened to Capital's steamer.
W hue the fire was raging at its hight.
a loud report was beard, followed by a
succession of explosions that caused the
crowd to fall back in dismay. Then a
clatter of short sharp noises came from
the midst of the flames. When it was
understood what the sounds were, a
about of laughter went up and the
courage of the sidewalk firemen was re
stored. The noises were made by the
explosion of a lot of Chinese bombs and
firecrackers.
It did not take long fur the building to
burn down, although the firemen did not
withdraw from the scene of action until
five o'clock. At that time, one of Salem's
oldert landmarks was swept sway.
THKXX ritVOBTCXATES.
There was little thought at the time of
the fire that any of the inmates of the
house had perished in the flames. No
outcry was heard during the fire, and the
Chinamen did not seem to miss any of
their number. After daylight, however,
noses were counted, and it was found
that three of the number were gone. A
search among the ruins was instituted as
soon as practicable, and in a short time
the charred remains of three Chinamen
were found buried amongst the cinders.
The bodies were taken out by the horri
fied countrymen of the unfortunates, and
yesterday afternoon were given a decent
burial in the Odd Fellows' cemetery.
The names of the three unlucky sufferers
in the holocaust were La Fuen, Lin Yu,
and Ah Goon. The first named formerly
worked for John Savage, near the fair
Kmnds, the second was cook at Mrs.
te Savage's, and the third formerly
worked in the brickyard near the peni
tentiary. A NSW KIND OP KIXIXU.
There was in the building at the time
of the fire at least $3,000 in coin, and (200
or fCOO in greenbacks. Early in the
morning the ground upon which the mo
ney was supposed to hare fallen was
staked Off, and a policeman placed in
charge. Search was shortly after tegao
for the coin, and during the day between
l,5O0 and 12,000 were recovered. Home
of the money was in good condition,
some fair, and the rest badlv mutilated.
A number of boys and men began search
for coin outside- of the reserved space,
and a considerable amount was found by
them. One fellow found $22, another a
$20 gold piece, and others various sums,
ranging from ten cents to ten dollars. It
was reported that one searcher found $80
in gold, but, if he did, be said nothing
about it.
The building was very old, and had it
not been for the rain it would have burned
much sooner than it did. It was owned
by Messrs. G. W. Gray dt Sons, and was
uninsured. The occupants paid to the
proprietors a rental of $44 per month,
but the building was not worth over
$1200.
VOTES.
Nearly all the clothing in the laundry
was taken out. But they are in a fearful
Jumble. " :
The origin of the fire is unknown.
Opinion is divided ss to whether it was
incendiary or not.
It will be necessary to send East for a
new air chamber for Capital's steamer.
Meanwhile the machine will be laid up.
( A heavy rain had fallen daring the
night, ana the neighboring buildings
were so saturated with water that they
would not Ignite easily.
It was currently reported yetterday
that the three Chinamen who
burned ware oeiaa drunk at the time,
having been celebrating the arrival of a
large quantity of the drug. , .., ,
This is the last time that a firs alarm
will be sounded on account of the old
Bennett house. The last alarm was in
October, and was caused by the Ignitien
ot one ot tae Bennett bouse chimneys.
Kxnxiscnrr.
Thus does another old landmark disap
pear from public gaze. Few of the later
day citiaens of and visitors to Salem can
fully appreciate the fact that this old
rookery, haunted as it was by the vilest
representatives of the vilest nation on the
globe the coolie representatativs of the
Mongolian was at one time the leadiog
hostelry in Salem. , '
Had they not burned, or even yet the
ghost of those walls could a tale unfold of
EiUtkal intrigue, that would prove very
teresting to many of the present living
persons ot tne world, and many a tale
could be unfolded that would, probably.
throw light on many things done in the
past, and would prove many things to
have been "irregular" in the political
history of the state. However, the wri
ter will only tell a few tales of the build
ing ss he gets them from parties who were
prominent at the time Capt. "Charley"
Bennet was in his prime.
"The west, or 'old' part of the building
was standing when I came to balem in
1S52," said CoLC. A. Reed, "and in that
year the High street frontage was added
to it."
It was learned that this was the princi
pal hotel for quite a while after that. In
1865, however, its supremacy began to
wane, owing to the change of proprietors.
Capt. Bennett having been killed in an
Indian fight on the Touchet, near Fort
Wallola. In the winter of 1852-3. nearly
the entire territorial legislature was quar
tered there.
Among the members of that legislature
Judge Deady and Hon. A. Bush, who oc
cupied a room together, Joe Meek, CoL
Geo. K. Sine), Dr. White, at that time a
"wild Irish" legislator, but who is now a
prominent Catholic priest at Washington,
I). C, Nesmith, Delaxon Smith, James K.
Kelly, Ben. Harding, Ex -Gov. Whitea
ker, Nat. Ford, of Polk county, and many
others at that time and since famous in
Oregon hjstory. Ex-Gov. Curry was also
there that winter.
It has been the scene of many a politi
cal intrigue, and many of the foremost
citizens of the United States have stopped
mere at time. In 1865, W. U Gaston,
brother of Joseph Gaston, well known
now in Portland and Salem, was the pro
prietor ot tne Eeunett xiouae, and some
time after the assassination of President
Lincoln, Schuyler Colfax, and a party
which included some of the most promi
nent journalists of the time, visited Sa
le m, and made the liennett House their
hesdquarters. The party Included the
well known and popular Bam. Bowles, of
the Springfield Republican. LieaMJov.
Bross, of Illinois, and one of the proprie
tors of the Chicago Tribune, A. D. Hich-
ardson, then a correspondent ec the Mew
York Tribune, and who had been the se
cret war correspondent of that paper and
many others. Richardson will be remem
bered ss the author of "The Field, the
uureon and the Escape." s story of his
life during the war of the rebellion, bis
incarceration in the famed Libby prison.
and his escape therefrom. He afterwards
was mixed up in a scandal with a sirs.
McFarland, and was finally shot la the
Tribune editorial rooms, by her husband,
from whom Mrs. McFarland 'had secured
a divorce. Mrs. McF. was then married
to Richardson on his death bed. She
afterwards completed a history of the
civil war that Richardson had begun.
lne party was given a break fist at toe
Bennett house, which was attended by
all the notables of the state who were
then in Salem. The breakfast was pre
sided over by Gov. Gibbs, who was then
tne cnief executive.
A good story is told of this visit. Early
in the morning, Colfax and Richardson
were out on the verandah making addres
ses to the crowd gathered in front of the
hotel, when Sam. Bowles accosted Mr.
Bush, who was then stopping at the ho
tel, saying that he did not want to
orate," and knew that if he were where
he could be found, he would be called
on. liusn suggested tnat tney retire to
the dining room, which they did. On the
center of one of the tables sat a small
bowl of fine luscious raspberries, a rare
luxury in Oregon at that time. Bowles
saked Bash if be knew to whom they be
longed. Bush answered that he did not,
bat remarked that if Bowles wanted to
eat any of them, be had better "get in."
This they did, and soon the bowl had a
very lonesome look, and Bowles and
Bush were feeling pretty well satisfied.
Thev afterward learned that some kind
lady from the Waldo Hills, had sent the
berries in as a present to Mr. Colfax.
They gave him rery little satisfaction.
however.
Tlte Bennett houne was occupied as a
Krtfsl nnfil ilmiil 1 UOA ar)i.ll it hxm.
vacant, and was' leased to Chinese, who
have since occupied it. In 1854, the U
was removed to Salem, and occupied
rooms at the Bennett house for some
time.
Capt. Bennett was a peculiar-minded
man, an old sea-captain, and built the
bouse originally after the plan of a ship
or a fteamboat with a hurricane deck,
guards, and, instead of bed chambers of
decent size, he built little "state rooms"
for his guests to sleep in.
MET AXD WOMEN IN LIFCS PK1MK
Who riae anfrobed. feel languid tbroac a tb
d4t. bare llttl tiaecita. sod whoa fare at
hlbit a tallow tint, ar oo the abort root to ta
rrart. 1'iUcw vby can effect a radical change
In thalr eon4ittoa titer will oat reach old ace.
Inrlrorattoa It tae oalr (neans of their pbytie
1 aalraUoo. Cpoa HceteOer'a Stvtnach Bitter
they eea rely to farniaa tbea wits tbe stamina
which to a prerequisite ot health, ana to restore
that prime eaoaecf eontiaoed dehUltr. todi
Uoa aad Doo aHillettoa of the food. We
claea theee eaaaet ee one, aiaee they are leint
faoctioae of owe orraa. the ftofBach. ehleflr.
Bnllt ap aad rehabilitated with tht aaberb re
toratlra of rtgoe, the system may bid deflanet
t nalarta, rbetunatiam, bladder and kidsey
dlacaoea. aad other maladle prone to attack the
enfeebled. Tbe Bitter not only afford a aa
guard aaalaat dUeeae of a riraleat type, but
effect a DromM refnna in the condition of a
drowsy or dlaordared Urer aad trrecalar bow-
via.
Ced twabotUe of Ely Creexs Balza aad It
Dti cared ate completely 01 catarrh. 1 aaa
tht complaint serenyear aad eonldnt ret aa? -IMnc
to uo me any good before air' Cream
Balm eared we eoaad aad well. I will warrant
it la be a core for taoee diseases, a U r
om mended. If partlee doabt this let them
write to me and I will a newer thwm-Caaa. W.
CrglU. Great Kaattrs Mine. GQemcTUla, boo
To each perwa baying as owace of balk par.
fame from D. W. Matthew 6 Ov. dntfglat. a
fine eat glass biirt Jar (a preheated. tf
The) students after s abort vacation
daring the holidays, have returned ready
or worx. -
I President Stanley has been Absent for
j a few days, and B. L. Murphy, has charge
ot ma room. -
A Dumber of new students have enter
ed school sines the holidays; among
whom are the following from Marion
county: Messrs. Blackerby and Davis of
Bilrerton ; Mr. Jones, of Jefferson, and
air. imlab, of Brooks. ;
The lectures in the teachers' class
hare been discontinued for a time, and
the class is studying Ranbs methods of
teaching. The subject under considers
ation this week is object lessons. The
design of these lessons is to give culture
any! larfMutflAn tk. ... w w nn t...t , .t
in giring such lessons, the pupils should
first be led to tell all they know about
toe object placed before them. Secondly,
the teacher should lead them to find out
other pomto respecting the object that they
nave not yet observed. Then the teach
er should communicate such knowledge
as is adapted to the pupil and is appro
priate to tne subject.
Among the classes of interest in school
Is the class in English literature, which
is composed of about twenty-five young
ladies and gentlemen from different
parts of Oregon and W. T. In the last
meeting of the class before the holidays,
a member of the class suggested that
during the vacation each member ask
nis or her friends for tbe names of six
of titie best authors and the writings of
each, that in their opinion ranked highest
in English literature. When the reports
were read at the next meeting of the
ciass, tners was found to be a great di
versity of opinions in re sard to who were
tne six best autnors. From several re
ports were read the names of the follow
ing authors and works of each : Shakes
peare, Hamlet. Richard III: John Mil-
toQ,raradise Lostand raradise Regained ;
Pope. Essay on Man. The name of
Shakespeare headed the list of many of
tne reports, and was tne only name tnat
occurred in every report. The literature
ciass will be engaged in writing esssys
for the remainder of this term, The sub
jects for the essays will be the biography
and writings of the authors that have
been studied during the past school
year.
The athletic association will give a
concert in the near future to raise more
money for the purpose of erecting a
gymnasium. Student.
Moxmocth, Jan. 12, 1887.
ADVICZ TO XOTHXXS.
Are roo distarbed at alaht aad broken af two
rest byaetak obiM ssacrlng aad crying with
pataet somas star uaa, aeaaateoee aad
g a bottle of fee Wlnelow Sootblag Sxrop lor
CaUdraa'i SeaCbiax. Kg rains la Inoslrrriahw
It win. taUere She peer Utile eoffeeor tataaadt-
vow tkaaotbera. Caere is na
mistake abomtn. nwoceadlaacterr aoddlarr
the atoxaaah and bowala, enrea
BOO,
t thewania
yabam. Mrs.
Wlnalsww Bontfrlng Symp for
ia lb preaortptton of one ei tbe oldest and best
tarsal emree ems physicians in tbe Unated
f kfJofJAsby all ffKtaw tkaaogh-
sanies w
aboulT
ctjkx ron rxxss.
Pilee are freoaentiy braced ed br a sense of
weta-ht la the back, loin and lower next of the
abdomen, ceasing the petiees to appose be baa
one affection of the kidney or neighboring
ergaaa. at times symplnn of Indirection are
present, flataleaoy, nnlns ef the etomaeh,
eta. a meistare, like perspfreiioa, prod Being
a rery dl sagt bla itching, after getting warm.
i common attaaaant. miao. MeeaMg aad
Itebiag pOe yield at once to the application, af
Dr. Bonaaako' Pile Becaedy. which acta dlieeV
If upon tbe part effected, absorbing the tamer,
alia ring tbe intense Itching .sad eflaotiar a per-
manent core. Price 60 rents, Addres, tae Dr.
iresa tae ut.
Sold br Geo.
Bosaaao Medians Co.; Plana, O.
K. Oood.
HOW TO 8KCCKK HKAXTH.
Soortir 8arse&erula aad StiUinria or Blood
end Urer Syrup will reetora perfect health to
the phyiical organiaaUon. It Is, Indeed, a
trengthealng ayrap, pleasaat to take, and ha
often prorea Itself to be the best blood partner
erer disoorered. effectually curing; scrofula,
syphilitic disorder, weakness of the kidney,
eryaipelaa, malaria, all nerroa disorder and
debility, billon complaints, and all disease
loaicaiiagaa impure conaiuoa ot tne Wood,
Urer, kidney, stomach, eta. It correct indi
rection, especially when the complaint I of an
exhaustive nature, baring a tendency to lessen
the rigor of the brain and nerroa ytem.
NERVOUS DaHIUTalXD Bt SIX.
Ton ara allowed a free trial of thlrtr dar of
tbsas of Dr. Dye' Celebrated Voltaic Belt
with electric soapeaeory appliance, for the
speedy relief and permanent care of ner
roas debility, loss of rltalltr aud manhood,
aad all kindred trooblo. Also, for many other
disease. Complete restoration to health, rigor
aad manhood guaranteed, ho risk Is incurred
Illustrated pamphlet, with fall information,
term, ewv, mailed free by addressing Vsltalc
Belt Co., Marshall. Michigan.
why wnx rov mx r
Seoriir BarsaparUla or Blood and Liver
Syrup for the van of Scmfaloc taint, kheo
matUm.'Whiw Swelling, (Joat. Goitre. Coosamp
lion. Bronchia. Nerroa debility. Malaria, and
all other diseases arising from an Impure con
dition of the blood. Certl floater can be presen
ted from many leading physician, minister,
aad bead of families througboci the land, etw
dorslng Scorlll Blood and Urer Syrup. Wt
ara eoostaatlv in receipt of cenlftcates of care
from the most reliable son roes, and we recom
mend It es tbe best known remedy for tbe core
of tbe abore named diseases.
IXFXAMATION SF THE K IDIOTS.
Hoe Edward A. Moor. Member of Assembly
from Richmond aoanty, New York, write;
t'sms two year ago I was taken with iaflam
matloa of the kldneya The pain was intense
I applied a sooa a possible aa Alleork's Pom
fltr over each kidney. Wonderful to say
the pal and la flamatioa begaa to abate la three
So:ir. la twe day I was entirely eared. I aV
win ake great pleasure la recommending AiV
cork'f plaster; they are certainly tbe best es
ters! remedy known. I Used them as chest
prate- tor. aad found them most efficient."
THE BOTTOM OF TBK SKA.
Vie -1 no pearls that can exeeed ia beaoty
teeth wblteoed aad el sen nod with that Inoorv
parable dentifrice, the fragrant SOZODOMT.
Kr Is coral rosier than tbe gam is which sack
teeth sre set. So the ladies say, wbe are the
best Judge la aeh matters.
VCST WHAT THET ALL. SAT.
Boo D. D. Reynie of Salem. Illinois, say be
ases vt. Bossaao' conga ana iang eyrun la
bit family with the most satisfactory rasalt. la
all ease of coughs, cold and croup, and rec
ommends it ia particular lor tae utua one.
Sample bottle S cents at Geo. E. Good's.
i. L. Kortoa Carroll, residing at Tar Koeka
war. Queens Co. V. T., was so crippled with
inflammatory r ben mating, of tea years' stand
ing, that be bad to nse crutches. Be was com
pletely eared by taking two Braadreth's pills
erery alght for thirty nights, aad wUlaaswey
any written or personal taqainee.
for an form of nasal catarrh where there t
dryness of the air peaaaga wKh what is com
monly "-stuffing ap, especially when going te
bad. air Cream Baiaa tires perfect aad i
mediate relief, lu teafittcmehabea prtcw-
teea A. u. tpasa. m- auirooa, a na.
Tbe best I and 19r? titart la tat etty atcha
Balleabrsad-s. 1 t.
DE. unniz
W CsmM4ytmlf
:r elans aad surtsaas itj i
CA arsenate.
. Yj r The ouasr tTKTt
Ti El lata United Staasfcws
,- ura-Loae expeneao. per. -a
method aad aura paaaaaa. t
awra ssy aad pur man g
evaa eg aa liliatt Cars
aad Xerrwaa IAmwk A -
Ueaa ef tbe 04. i In, k
nays. Dad dor, XrKoaa.
ware, Otd Sanaa, StA?-e f
taeOtae,aorekioea.iar'
rain.
f 2 vmscmjsssi
ecmtaa leases, seraal sov.
ZZ mental and aaraieal
-T falllaw memory, w
3 etan ted dralosmeat. tawea.
meats en saarrUa. ate, fiuaa.
mum el ywatalal foiaaa, er
say eausa, speedily, gaialy saw
privately emred.
OMXem
and au wbe need waMoAX wmxu. and eperV
SOOCid
eonaait the oib Xnepeaa Phyauaa
a eplnlea easts natale- and aa
misery aad hma Whea laeoa.
at
reelent Is vtait the etty toe traac
aaa be sent anywhere by axpr
ssaaranoa. It U selfevideal
br enreae rasa rata
self-evident that a bhrsle
wee give hUwaoMSJteoUoa ma alas ef Cua
eases attains treater skill aad physioiaae
throagheat the country, kaowtac this, trqnean-
tAUst, by whom erery knewagoed remedy
raa aXKoaa ussss so srew
hta alftt am f mwuu imsjortanaa.
1 ae xmeton Age aw avxpwnenew
Tnose wae eau see aw ewe oottawaa
to.
aaa Tree, aae saaraoj
wblah bar iailsd ia i
rallas elsewhere -asawaiallr sol cited.
rem'
wvA
to forfeit Sis for a eaaa andsrtakeav
sheared. Caller write. Been: Dally, tra
ls,svada.sk,sS arwsiagt: aadaya, ts
w IS ealy. Send for the SASiTaaisr Goisa 1W
Imrtf mi ,,. Address aa ahooa.
Z r The sarricas af the selebratad eld
saanPhysician, DiL a GXJLa&D, from Stre
aarg, nave neea searea a ue uuiv vlm
PaXsAJtT. Hi fame aa apaeAallst for lla s
f na
Is unlversaUy known, aaa bandredsarw--aQlnr
thsmsalre of the opportunity at
dally araflls
free ooasnltaftoa. parsoaally ar by lattat, ta aisW
XX. UXBXOw
Wamcrfsl Oeraaaa Isvlgef tar
Pomaoenar ariranU an Unaatnral Leasas
frem tbe yatata, tones the aerves, stresgtheas
the maaelea, ebeck the waste, inrigeraiee the
whole system, and rertora tbe m toted ta Uaalj
aaa nappiaess.
TZf The rsason so i
many eaaaoi gat tared eg
oe of Manhood, etc. tg
ra, called PROaTATuaV
seminal Weakness. Los of Meat
nwlnc ta a artmnlicatioa. ealled P
RBXA wlta HTFUAETBa&lA. which reculres
peeollar treatment. Dr. Uerltr Invlyorato la
the aaly poeiUre care for kOSTAT0R&HA
wlth peculiar Specie! Treatment, aaed St M
DloPZisAJaT. , j
Or wormy reins sT the earotam. oneataSSSj'
Htpected cans af wet manhood. debOlty, eta.
Mriea of larrtawraeor. ta. Case of aU bet
0e too. Seat to any addraaa, aorered eeeariy
Most powerful claetrls belts free to patients
Ta Paerarws VowssarDA, rewsa or Tan LkV
VkwUS-ATU,
a At sane
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-a Beary aL.aa rraaciase.
aumnaatreet, lour blocks
Kaarw. .Mala smtra
asms BMC.
7Z A31U AFTOV)
Oectrle tteUmtm am seat as SO Days' Trial.
TO VW CmU, ycu-3 ci CLD.
"TTTBO er Batewsj Cram Vearovs Hbsiui.
VV uwr rrtAurr,
or Saavs foooa as
eauta
seal
I lWla tram Ssuess sed
Oreaa Caosse. Spaaey flt a
rattaa s aaat.ra,Tsaa sad Has
Ta grands Sam fry s taeK
aeoeOaaas
fsaeesstorUts
HMmttl
TltTftll BUT tt., mtosaU, CUK.
CatahrH
-ELTo-
Cream Baio.
Give relief atones
aad carta
COLD In HEAD,
CATABBH,
HAY FET2B,
Kot a liquid, null
or powder. Free from
A particle 1 applied hi to each nostril and Is
agreeable. Price M seats at druggist; by mail
registered. AO cents: circular free. Xlr Braa
druggists. Owego. K. T.
-s-
a- "k. '
TWwoader traaa. The elastic Wondar
Wmraraod tae mot perrect StUng trase tataat.
mes tbe beat goaalia anoassniral aaa CDte
bte. The best of resident efrr oases San
ror saw ar A-1 ramsa.1
0' WTEnEOT to
Ksaly Tiger. Wmkarss or Los of Vsmory per.
amaeaQy restored by the ase of aa ectiieir new
lea?. The rba Saata fras Irsk. ftpea-
awTrodasesarrerfeU. Osrlllsatraed.Mpasa bosk
and testimonials, (sent ereWt. Kvarr 1
lead a. VOM utUKP TUOCHTttAK, -.
ara, iww
tend. ItlssroBttrvc8mfcrClass
tiogMo8ypLimi0Pc4soBinj. ItrraiUstSe
wbUe tyataxa, and laxisbas all Khatrmas
sad fieoxalglo paina, Ws gQMSOM tW
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