The Oregon weekly statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1878-1884, January 21, 1887, Image 3

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Newspaper Page Textf HE STATESMAN: FRIDAY JANUARY 21. 18R7. BILL NYE'S BUDGET. SMILE PROVOCATIONS. A THNNKHHKK IIOTKL. Hetwntly, when I wu louvitiK Nash ville, I BMked the landlord of the hotel what my bill was). Ilu "aid it was ei)ht dollurH. "Iitit," siiid I, with groat difli culty rcfltruiniiiK myriolf from Hinituring hiH hraitiH nil over the hotel reenter, "you have churgod mo one dollar for extrao. I have hud noextratt." "By tlio bttard of the prophol!" fluid ho, croHHiiiK liiuiHulI and rouchitiK undor a counter for u thiok-wit carhinn, with which it had boon hiH wont to ohoot larn uporturoH into the vitalH of pooplo who dimigrued with him "By the hoard of the prophet!" said he, cocking the piece after putting in a new half-pound cartridge with tallow on it, "you forget that you have had a fire in your room." Ah I looked along down the cold and repulmve length of the carbine I thought to myHolf how many valued friendHliips we throw away along life'n pathway by rooHonof our liunte and our rush, impetu ou8 temMirH. Here was a man, Htriving in hiH poor, weak way to keep a hostelry, Buch as it waH. lie desired to bo the friend of one and all, but on every hand he was repulHod, rebufl'ud, and Bat upon of men. I resolved to make him my friend. Cutahing him in my great, Htroiig urniH and Htraininir him to my utropmou breaHt in Huch a manner as to throw the muzzle of the irun over my shoulder, I fell on his nock and wept while he made his own chance out of what funds he found in mv clotliiiiB. 1 would trive the name of this hotel were it not for two reasons viz. : First, Immune I do not wihIi to advertise house that does not deserve it : and sec ond, because thero is nothing to prevent the landlord's coming down here to see about it. There is really nothing about operating a tiotol like his which would in any way interfere with his going away for a year or two and leaving it in the hands of the same cockroaches who are running it now. 1 paid the bill and so added another to the long list of bills which I have paid. This hotel has the old style of annun ciator, coiiHiHtiug of a largo, dropsical green curd with a fat and faded tassel hanging to it, while the other end passes through the coiling, and is attached to one of the rafters of the building. You pull ttiis denunciator three times for drinking-water, and then you go down to the well and net all the water you want. It made me feel perfectly at home, for "that is the way I do when I am there. The chumlxniiaid at this hotel wan a tall colored mau named Isaac, who had formerly been the concierge of a livery Stable on the Hue do Butternut., at r.ash ville. He wan emancipated during the war nil nu-nivtul the freedom which nrojierly helnnuud to a whole plantation. Instead of dividing it up and giving the other slaves their proportion, he had retained, and as it were, embezzled, the freedom of twenty-seven other jieople. An English female writer has made the startling discovery that bigamists are nearly all men. True, true ; but then, on the other hand, it should be remembered that nearly all polyandrista are women. So it is broad as it is long. Boston Transcript. Foiled again: Fogg "Dreadfully close here ; I think I'll open the transom." Smoothbore "Ah, that makes me think of a story." Binks " What does?" Smoothbore "Why, Fogg opening that transom." Binks "Fogg, shut that transom." Humidor. A BIG BLAZE. Burned The Bennett House to Ashes. A FRIGHTFUL HOLOCAUST. Historic Landmark Gone A Reminiscent Remarks. Few Teacher "Whore are the degrees of latitude longest?" Little Willie "At our house." Teacher "Why, Willie, how can that be?" Willie "Pa says he never (Haw Hucti latitude an that ma al lows to sister just because a rich old jay is coming to our house. " Rambler. A Chinaman is speaking to himself as he irons a shirt. Picks up a Hhirt show ing evidence of having been well cared for, ana says: "liaclieior; him land lady fix hirst." Picks up another, but tonless and all frayed at the wrists and neck, and says : "Alallied man." Bos ton Courier. Young Itaadbroke (to hie landlady's protty daughter) "I wonder why your mother always gives me ho many eggs for breakfaHt." She "I don't know; but mother puts eggs in coffee to make it settle, and" Jloadbroke "Say no more. I will pay up to-monow." Rambler. Office Boy (gladly) "Pey'e a jay jes' iMien in 'n paid a vear's 'scription in 'dvance. Kaid he wanted ter start square with the world first of January." iMlitor llumtown Banner "Put the money in an envelotm and mark it 'Conscience fund' ; it's the only case I ever heard of." Judge. Simpson "Well, MugginH, how's bus iness?" Muggins (our artist ) "Oh, rip pling! liot a commiHSion mis morning from a clergyman. Wants his children painted very badly." Simpson (with that pleasant way of his) "Well, old boy, you're the very man for the job." They don't BiHsak now. J udy. Country bride (in restaurant) "You do the orderin', John; anything that'll suit vou'll Huit me." Groom (studying the bill of faro) "Well, how'll roast turkey, raw oysters, corn beef air cab bage, ice cream, an' mince pie suit you i Country Bride "Fust-rate, John, only have 'em bring the mince pie hot." New York Hun. The Souire "Well, Mould, how about that horse I sold you? Was he quiet enough?" Undertaker "Well, eir, he did give us a little trouble at firm, w e nut him in one of the mourning coaches, . 1 . 1 . 1 1 L you Know, aua ponies uo not use vo ue shook up in their trnel. iiui we've put kirn in the VarsoJ now.Jand e haven't 'eard any complaints so far. ranch. SAM JONES OS CHARACTER. that the three Chinamen who were burned were opium drunk at the time, having been celebrating the arrival of a large quantity of the drug. Thin is the last time that a fire alarm will be sounded on account of the old Bennett house. The last alarm was in Octolx-r, and was caused by the ignitien of one of the Bennett house chimneys. MONMOUTH ITEMS. As u result of this, he had more free dom than I had. 1 le came into my room frequently while I was changing mv linen, but did not come in when 1 need ed assiiitancc. Shirt aro so made that the gentleman who adontu them must do so by inserting himself through the bane of the garment llv. mneririnir at last through the npex thereof. Ihouc never rapped on the door before entering, for his whole sys tem wan bo saturated with the blessed lioon of freedom that he nwmod around through the hotel, entering any room where he thought there would le noth iug for him to do but to get right out again. fco, Willie 1 was worsni "y wy "f through a heavily starched shirt, one day, and could not see anything, while I waH wildelv clutching at the empty air, there was a soft footfall on the throsh hold, and the door opened. I knew instantly that it was the chambermaid, though I could not see I flhrieked two times, and tried to con ceal myself in a counterpane, but my arum were pinioned by the shirt, anu me counterpane was a good deal emaciated. It was not the counterpane that it had been before the war. . . , , I told the chambermaid that il she had a father, if she had a brother, either of whom might tie tempted to change his shirt, I hoid that she would avaunt just as she would hope for mercy in the case of a father or brother who might be placed in a like position. But the reader has alreudy discovered that it wart only Isaac who had strolled in to see if there might not lx some tl.ut lut iniild refrain from doing. It has been Kaid that the south has never fully paid for the awful crime of t. nt win alu vrv. hut ft few enfranchised foes of utility and animated champions of eternal repose, like Isaac, can work out an awful assortment of retribution in a very short space ot time. tiii a republican, out this matter of revenge may be carriud too far, I think. Chicago ISews. A DISCISSION OF GENDEK. It was not a very large audience which greeted the Itev. Sain Jones, the revival ist, in the academy of music, I'.rooklyn, just night, hut it eeeuied to appreciate him. Corporal James Tanner walked arm In arai with Mr. Jonee to the front of the platform, and introduced him, not, he aflaid, tit the Rev. Bam Jonee of Georgia, but as Kev. Sam Jones of the United States. The slim, dark eyed, dark haired, fierv evangelitrt delivered a lecture on "Character and Character." Character, beeaid, outranked everything else. It was the immortal part of man Reputation was like a glove. It could be taken off at will and thrown aside but character was the hand itself. Once scarred it was scarred forever. The liest character was made by living constantly and harmoniously with Ood. The trouble was that there were too iniinv men in prison the prison of the mind. No man could build character who was not a free man. To build up character there should not only be the rock of freedom, but the rock of faith Courage was the next rock on which character must le built. Christianity had become too effeminate and weakling It it had as much backbone as heart it ould triumph over everything, lhere ere preachers enough to conquer this iiintrv. it thev oniv nau wu. ine cuy of Brooklyn wan fairly drowned out with beer and whisky signs, l low uie pastors of Krooklvn could make things bounce thev denounced whisky. It would seem that, if the blood of the martyrs was the seed of the church, the Meed had about I runout. It always struck him that one i iad lion was worth a thousand liviug dogs. ... Infidelity bad no brains, u is nine tenths moiith, and the only way to meet inlidelitv was to mash it in the mouth. le had been told since lie came to Brooklyn about a wrtatu minister who uuiped at the chance of preaching at the fuueral of a gambler. "1 would rattier, sum Mr. jones, preach the funeral of one gambler who was generous man uie mutual oi uuu hundred Methodists who were stingy. An old skinflint! What could a fellow do at a funeral like that?" New York Sun. Friday morning, at about 3 :30, the fire bell awoke from its long slumbers and announced to ihe startled inhabi tants of the city of peace that the fire- fiend was again abroad. A look toward the center of town showed at a glance that the Bennett house was at last about to meet its fate. The fire seemed to have started on the inside, and gained such rapid headway that in a few mo ments the entire building was wrapped in flames. An early arrival upon the ... . . scene wouiu nave snown volumes oi smoke and flames bursting from the doors and windows, and gangs of hurried and excited Chinamen rushing aimlessly hither and thither in an anxious endeav or to save as much as possible from the destructive element. But it was almost impossible to take anything from the upper story. Many oi me innaDuanis barely escaped with their lives. George Sun and wife, near whose room the fire started, found safety only in jumping from the window in their night clothes. One poor unfortunate devil who came down to the ground by the short route broke his hip, and was carried away to a Chinese doctor's. At this time the fire had reached and enveloped every part of the structure, and the surrounding build ings were lighted up as if it were day. Capitals succeeded in getting a stream from the hydrant in front oi their engine house, and the new steamer was taken out and set upon the cistern. Consider able delay was experienced in getting up steam, and Tiger's engine came down and took her station alongside ot her ana was throwing water before Cap's engine got to running. The La France finally started, but immediately after a loud ex- losion was heard, ana the crowa leu ack hastily, under the impression that the steamer had blown up. Investiga tion developed the lact that the air chamber had burst wide own, and the steamer was incapable of further usage. Meanwhile several streams from Hy drants and the Bilsby were playing en ergetically upon the burning building But it had been apparent irom we nmi that no human efforts could etop the progress of the flames, and so there was nothing left to do but to save the sur rounding buildings. Effective work was as usual done bv the fire department, notwithstanding the unavoidable accident which happened to uapit&rs steamer vi.v do von alwavs call a vessel she?" said Henry to Fred, the other day "Perhaps because she wears a bow in front." answered Fred. "That might lie one reason, but an tWi that she is not ready for business ci.u ia itrniM.rlv manned." "Yes; and it takes a good many yards to rig her out." "Then I hear old sailors speak about l.n.. .Hiimr ill ntflA'S." (Wwlmiive! But vou must admit a ship is not always feminine." "Wheu she is a man-of-war." Chi cago lwlger. TO WETlK VTKl'SU OUT. A young fellow who had been drinking il a little met a friend on Washington Ktieet when 1387 was an hour old. "It was too bud the old yearcouldn' be rung out, wasn't it?" he said. viiv how was that ?" nw.n'i vou know? Why, it was too wet." While the fire was raffine at its hight, loud report was beard, followed by a socoession of explosions that caused Uie crowd to fall back jn dismay, men a clatter of short tilmrp noiseB came from the midst of the flames. When it was understood what the sounds were, shout of lauchter went up and the eouratre of the sidewalk firemen was rt- stored. The noises were maae oy uie explosion of a lot of Chinese bombs and firecrackers. It did not take long for the building to burn down, although the firemen did not withdraw from the scene of action until five o'clock. At that time, one of Salem s oldest landmarks was swept away TIIKEE VNPOHTUKATES. There was little thought at the time of the fire that any of the inmates of the house had perished in the flames. N outcry was heard during the fire, and th Chinamen did not seem to miss any of their number. After daylight, however, noses were counted, and it was found that three of the number were gone. A search among the ruins was instituted as soon as practicable, and in a short time the charred remains of three Chinamen were found buried amongst the cinders. The bodies were taken out by the horri fied countrymen of the unfortunates, and yesterday afternoon were given a decent burial in the Odd F'ellows' cemetery. Tiie names of the three unlucky suflerers in the holocaust were La Fuen, Lin Y'u, and Ah Goon. The first named formerly worked for John Savane, near the fair (.rounds, the second was cook at Mrs. Lute Savage's, and the third formerly worked m the brickyard near the pern tentiarv. HIS NARROWEST ESCAPE. 'I presume, general, you have had ; some very narrow escapes," said a pretty Dupont Circle girl to au old war horse of celibate proclivities. Oh. ves : that is part ot our business, he replied, nonchalantly.- "Tell me about some of them. I do so love stories of adventure when the story teller is. the adventurer. Tell me the very worst of them all," sue cneu, wun a pretty flush of excited interest. "Urn urn, he tnuttereu, scratching his head so as to sort them over for the .i.ni.'Ht. "urn let me see wen i was engaged to b married once." One was an sue waiueu. i n unuugiuu Critic. HE KNEW BETTER "What a self-willed, positive little be ing that girl of yours is," said one travel ing man to another. "You're wrong. I've found her nega tive. Thoroughly and uniformly nega tive," was the respouw. free with eh bottle of rrivtt w ceuw. ror A nnsftl Injector A NKW KIND OF MISINli. There was in the building at the time of the fire at least $:!,000 in coin, and'lK) or S00 in greenbacks. Early in the morning the ground upon which the mo' ney wa supposed to have fallen wan staked off. and a policeman placed in charge. Search was shortly after begun for the coin, and during the day between t JM) and if'J.OOO were recovered. Koine of the monev was in good condition, some fair, and the rent badiy mutilated. A number of boys and men began search for coin outside ot the reserved space and a considerable amount was found by them. One fellow found JfJl', another !) ifold niece, and others various sum ranging from ten cents to ten dollars. It was reported that one se&ruuer iouiiu nu in gold, but, if he did, he said nothing about it. The building was very old, and had it not been for the rain it would have burned much sooner than it did. It was owned by Messrs. G. W. Gray & Sons, and was uninsured. The occupants paid to the proprietors a rental of $44 per month, but the building was not worth over $1200. NOTKH. Nearly all the clothing in the laundry was taken out. But they are in a fearful jumble. The oriirin of the fare is unknown. Opinion is divided as to whether it incendiary or not. It will be necessary to send Kast for a new air chamber for Capital's steamer. Meanwhile the machine will be laid up. A heavy rain had (alien during the night, and the neighboring buildings were so saturated with water that they would not ignite easily. It was currently reported yehterday REMINISCENT. Thus does another old landmark disap pear from public ga.e. Few of the later day citizens of and visitors to Salem can fully appreciate the fact that this old rookery, haunted as it was by the vilest representatives of the vilest nation on the globe the coolie representatative ot the Mongolian was at one time the.leading hostelry in Salem. Had they not burned, or even yet the ghost of those walls could a tale unfold of political intrigue, that would prove very interesting to many of the present living persons of the world, and many a tale could be unfolded that would, probably, throw light on many things done in the past, and would prove many things to have been "irregular" in the political history of the state.' However, the wri ter will only tell a few tales of the build ing as he gets them from parties who were prominent at the time Capt. "Charley" Bennet was in his prime. "The west, or 'old' part of the building was standing when I came to Salem in 1S52," said Col. C. A. Reed, "and in that year the High street frontage was added to it." It was learned that this was the pnnci pal hotel for quite a while after that. In 1865, however, its supremacy began to wane, owing to the change of proprietors, Cant. Bennett having been killed in an Indian fight on the iouchet, near rort Wallula. In the winter of 1852-3, nearly the entire territorial legislature was quar tered there. Amone the members of that legislature who stopped at the Bennett House, were Judge lJeady and Hon. A. liusn, who oc cupied a room together, Joe Meek, Col Geo. K. fc-rnel, JJr. White, at that time a 'wild Irish" leirislator. but who is now a prominent Catholic pnesf at Washington, Kellv. Ben. Hardinc. Ex-Gov. Whitea- ker, Nat. Ford, of Polk county, and many others at that time and since famous in Oregon history. Ex-Gov. Curry was also there that wmter. It has been the scene of many a politi cal intrigue, and many of the foremost citizens of the United states nave stopped there at times. In I860, W. L. Uaston brother of Joseph Gaston, well known now in Portland and Salem, was the pro prietor of the Bennett House, and some time after the assassination of President Lincoln, Schuyler Colfax, and a party wmcii inciuaeu some 01 uie uioui promi- Ill lit JVUI kiaiU3VO UL UIO 1.1 IJ I V, , 1 uiimiU lem, and made the liennett House tneir headquarters. The party included the well known and popular Sam. Bowles, of the Sjjrwgrieid Kepublican, ueut-uov. Krose, of Illinois, and one ot tne proprie tors of the Chicago Tribune, A. JJ. Kicn- ardson, then a correspondent ef the Kew York Tribune, and who had been the se cret war correspondent of tliat paper and many others. Kicbardson will be remem bered as the autnorot "ine field, me Dungeon and the Escape." a story of his life during the war of the rebellion, his incarceration in the famed Libby prison and hie escape therefrom. He afterwards was mixed up in a scandal with a ftirs. McFarland, and was finally shot ia Uie Tribune editorial rooms, by her husband, from whom Mrs. McFarland'had secured a divorce. Mrs. McF. was then married to Kicbardson on his death bed. She afterwards completed a history of the civil war that Richardson had begun. The party was given a breakfast at the Bennett house, which was attended by all the notables of the state who were then in Salem. The breakfast was pre sided over by Gov. Gibbs, who was then the chief executive. A good story is told of this visit. Early in the morning, Colfax and Richardson were out on the verandah making addres ses to the crowd gathered in front of the hotel, when Sam. Bowles accosted Mr. Bush, who was then stopping at the ho tel, saying that he did not want to "orate," and knew that if he were where he could be found, he would be called on. iiusli suggested that tney retire to the dining room, which they did. On the center of one of the tables sat a small lwwl of tine luscious raspberries, a rare luxury in Oregon at that time. Bowles ssked' Bush if he knew to whom they be longed. Bush answered that he did not, but remarked that if BoA'les wanted to eat any of them, he had better "get in." This they did, and soon the bowl had a very lonesome look, and Bowles ana Bush were feelini! pretty well satisfied. Thev afterward learned that some kind lady from the Waldo Hills, had sent the berries in as a present to Mr. Loliax. Thev gave him very little satisfaction, however. The Bennett house was occupied as a hotel, until about 1H80, when it became vacant, and was' leased to Chinese, who have since occupied it. In 1854, the U. S. surveyor general's office, for Oregon, was removed to Salem, and occupied rooms at the Bennett house for some time. Catt. Bennett was a peculiar-minded man. an old sea-captain, and built the house originally after the plan of a shit or a steamboat with a hurricane deck guards, and. instead of bed chambers of decent size, he built little "state rooms' for his guests to sleep in. The students after a abort vacation during the holidays, have returned ready for work. President Stanley has been absent for a few days, and B. L. Murphy, has charge of his room. A mini her of new students have enter 1 school since the holidays; among whom are the following from Marion county : Messrs. Blackerby and Davis of Silver'on ; Mr. Jones, of Jelierson, and Mr. Imlah, of Brooks. The lectures in the teachers' class ave been discontinued for a time, and the class is studying Raub's methods of teaching. The subject under consider ation this week is object lessons. The design of these lessons is to give culture and instruction to the young mind; and, n giving such lessons, the pupils should first be led to tell all they know about the obiect placed before them. Secondly, the teacher should lead them to find out other points respecting the object that they have not yet observed. Then the teach er should communicate such knowledge as is adapted to the pupil and is appro priate to the subject. Among the classes of interest in school is the class in English literature, which is composed of about twenty-five young ladies and gentlemen from ditterent parts of Oregon and W. T. In the last meeting of the class before the holidays, member of the class suggested thai during the vacation each member ask his or her friends for the names of six of the best authors and the writings of each, that in their opinion ranked highest in Rnuhah literature. When the reports were read at the next meeting of the class, there was found to be a great di versity of opinions in regard to who were the six best authors. From several re ports were read the names of the follow ing authors and works of each: Shakes peare, Hamlet. Richard 111; John Mil ton, Paradise Lbstand Paradise Regained ; Pope, Lsaay on Man. The name of Shakespeare headed the list of many of the reports, and was the only name that occurred in every report. The literature class will be engaged in writing essays for the remainder of this term, The sub jects for the essays will be the biography and writings ot tne authors that nave been studied during the past school year. The athletic association will give a concert in the near future to raise more money for the purpose of erecting a gymnasium. Student. Monmouth, Jan. VI, 1887. DE. Private LIEBIG Dispensary ADVICE TO MOTHEE8. 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No risk is incurred Illustrated namnniel. witn mil information. terms, etc., mailed free by addressing Voltaic belt Co., Marshall, juicnigan. BEEDRE AND AFTER Electric Appliawet art lent on 30 Days' Trial. TO MEN ONLY, YOUNG OR OLD, TT7HO ore suffering from Kbbtovs DKBixrrr, W lion Vitality, Lack or ISbuvb Fohci amd VKsOSL, WaCTOK WrAKMlMK8, and ail tboae diueUU!S of a PeksonaL ttATUKX Knitting from Aauuta and Othbh Causes. Bneedy relief and complete resto ration of Hkaltb.viooh and Makuood Guaranteed. Th ima.nriAiit diaooTerv of the Nineteenth Oentury. gend at ouco for lllustr&ted lJamplxlet free. Andrew VBITAIO BELT CO., tm8HAU, MICH. CatarrH -ELY S WHY WI1X voir UIE ? ScoviU's Barsaparilla or Blood and Liver Syrup for the cure of Scrofulous taint, Hheu matism,!Whlte Swelling, Gout, Goitre, Consump tion, Bronchitis, inervous (tenuity, siaiHria.auu all other diseases arising from an impure con dition of the blood. Certificates can be presen ted from many leading physicians, ministers, and beads of families throughout the laud, en dorsing ScovlUa Blood anu uvereyrup. e ere constantly in receipt of certificates oi cures from the most rename sources, ana we recom mend it as the bett known remedy for (be cure of tne above named disease. Cream Baim Gives relief atoned and cures COLD in HEAD, CATARRH, HAY FEVER. Not a liquid, snuff or powder. Free from m. !!. injurious arugs anu H AY -FE.YE R offensive odors. A particle is applied into each nostril and ia agreeable. Price 50 cents at druggists; by mail rea-istered. 60 cents: circulars free. Sly Bros., druggists. Owego. N. Y. k(aa,w 1" MK8& WEN AND WOMEN IN Ul'E'S 1'IUMU Who rise uufresbed, feel languid through the dav. have little appetite, and whose faces .ex hibit a sallow lint, ere on the short route to tne grave. Utiles they can effect a radical change in their condition ihey will not reach old ae. iTn-iimrAMnn is uie oniv meaus 01 wieir luivsiu al salvation, t'pon liustetter's Stomach Hitters they can rely to furnish them with the stamina which is a prerequisite oi health, aud to remove that prime cause cf continued debility, indiges tion ana nou assimjiaviuu 01 m iw. ..c class these causes as one, since they are loint functions of one organ, the stomach, ehietiy. Bnilt up and rehabilitated with this subcrb re storative of vinoa, the system may bid defiance to malaria, rheumatism, bludder and kidney diseases, and other maladies prone to attack the enfeebled. The Bitters not only affords a safe guard against disease of a virulent type, but effects a prompt reform in the condition of a drowsy or disordered liver and irregular bow els. I'sed two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm audit has cured me completely of catarrh. 1 naa this complaint seveuycars and could ut get any thing to do me any good before hly's Cream Balm cured me sound and well. I will warrant it to be a sure cure for those diseases, as is rec ommended. If parties doubt this let them write to me and I will answer them. Chas. W. Crgtll, Great Eastern Mine, Guerncvtlle, bono To each person buying an ounce of bulk per fume from i. W. Matthews & Co., druggists, a flue cut glass toilet jnr is pieented. tf INFLAMATION F TNE KIUNKY8. lion Edward A. Moore, Member of Assembly from Richmond couutv. Mew 1 ora. writes; "Some two vears ago I was takeu with inflam mation of the kidneys. The pain was intense I applied as soon as possible au Allcock's torus Plaster over each kldnev. Wonderful to say the pain and inllamatlon began to abate in three hour.. In two days 1 was entirely cured. I al wavs 'ke great pleasure in recommending Ail cook'. Plasters; they are certainly the best ex tern 1 remedy snown. 1 used mem as cnest prole lors, and found them moat efficient." THE HOTTOM OF THE SEA. Vie is no pearls that can exceed in beauty teeth whitened ana cieansea Willi tnai uicoiu- oiirnlile dniiiifrice. the frairraut BOZOIMJNT. N or Is coral rosier than the gums in which sueb I teeth are set. SO the laaies say, wna are ine ; best judges in such matters. It ST WHAT TH K Y AM. SAV. Hon 1). P. Haynieof Salem, Illinois, says he uses Lir. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Hymn in his family with the most satisfactory results, in all cases of coughs, colds and croup, and rec ommends it iu particular for the little ones. Sample bottle 5 ceiiu) at Geo. E. Good's. J. L. Norton Carroll, residing at Far Kocka way, yueens Co., K. Y., was so crippled with inflammatory rheumatism, of ten years' stand ing, that he had to use crutches. He was com pletely cured by taking two Brandreth's pills every night for thirty nights, and will answer any written or personal inquiries. Corel haul Complaint. Otmt H4nj fttaudj. OT SOU SIiU.SS7SH an 5 The wonder truss. The elastic Wonder Trnaa. Wai ranted the most perfect fitting trues extant. (Jives the best results. Economical and duia hie. The best of resident references given, For sal by 1. L. Panish, Salam. Of. He Of INTEREST to MEII Manly Vigor, Weakness or Loss of Memory per. maiR'iirty restored by Uie use of an entirely new remedy. Tlie Verba Sautav from Spain. t!pan ieh Trochees never fail. OHrilluatrated,8apage book and tiietimonials. (scut sealed. Every wan should rtad It. VON URAEF TUOCIIKK CO., CPOO OttFark fioee, Strw lor At. rree X Vo c Blood Elixir la the only lLftiV " Eiood Remedy guaran teed. It Is a poaiti ve care for Ulcere, Erup tions or Syphilitic Poisoning. It purifies the whole system, and banishes all Bheumatio and Heuralgio pains, we guarantee u, SXff l0c M ,n ci,T K QT .Sold by ep. E. Good, droggiat. For all forms of nasal catarrh where there Is dryness of the air passage with what is com monly "stuffing up," especially when going to hd Klv' Cream Balm elves perfect and im mediate relief. Its benefit tome has been price less. A. G.Chase, M. V.. Millwood, Kansas.