f HE STATESMAN: FRIDAY JANUARY 21. 18R7.
BILL NYE'S BUDGET.
SMILE PROVOCATIONS.
A THNNKHHKK IIOTKL.
Hetwntly, when I wu louvitiK Nash
ville, I BMked the landlord of the hotel
what my bill was). Ilu "aid it was ei)ht
dollurH. "Iitit," siiid I, with groat difli
culty rcfltruiniiiK myriolf from Hinituring
hiH hraitiH nil over the hotel reenter,
"you have churgod mo one dollar for
extrao. I have hud noextratt."
"By tlio bttard of the prophol!" fluid
ho, croHHiiiK liiuiHulI and rouchitiK undor
a counter for u thiok-wit carhinn, with
which it had boon hiH wont to ohoot
larn uporturoH into the vitalH of pooplo
who dimigrued with him "By the hoard
of the prophet!" said he, cocking the
piece after putting in a new half-pound
cartridge with tallow on it, "you forget
that you have had a fire in your room."
Ah I looked along down the cold and
repulmve length of the carbine I thought
to myHolf how many valued friendHliips
we throw away along life'n pathway by
rooHonof our liunte and our rush, impetu
ou8 temMirH. Here was a man, Htriving
in hiH poor, weak way to keep a hostelry,
Buch as it waH. lie desired to bo the
friend of one and all, but on every hand
he was repulHod, rebufl'ud, and Bat upon
of men. I resolved to make him my
friend. Cutahing him in my great, Htroiig
urniH and Htraininir him to my utropmou
breaHt in Huch a manner as to throw the
muzzle of the irun over my shoulder, I
fell on his nock and wept while he made
his own chance out of what funds he
found in mv clotliiiiB.
1 would trive the name of this hotel
were it not for two reasons viz. : First,
Immune I do not wihIi to advertise
house that does not deserve it : and sec
ond, because thero is nothing to prevent
the landlord's coming down here to see
about it. There is really nothing about
operating a tiotol like his which would
in any way interfere with his going away
for a year or two and leaving it in the
hands of the same cockroaches who are
running it now.
1 paid the bill and so added another to
the long list of bills which I have paid.
This hotel has the old style of annun
ciator, coiiHiHtiug of a largo, dropsical
green curd with a fat and faded tassel
hanging to it, while the other end passes
through the coiling, and is attached to
one of the rafters of the building.
You pull ttiis denunciator three times
for drinking-water, and then you go down
to the well and net all the water you
want. It made me feel perfectly at
home, for "that is the way I do when I
am there.
The chumlxniiaid at this hotel wan a
tall colored mau named Isaac, who had
formerly been the concierge of a livery
Stable on the Hue do Butternut., at r.ash
ville.
He wan emancipated during the war
nil nu-nivtul the freedom which nrojierly
helnnuud to a whole plantation. Instead
of dividing it up and giving the other
slaves their proportion, he had retained,
and as it were, embezzled, the freedom of
twenty-seven other jieople.
An English female writer has made
the startling discovery that bigamists are
nearly all men. True, true ; but then, on
the other hand, it should be remembered
that nearly all polyandrista are women.
So it is broad as it is long. Boston
Transcript.
Foiled again: Fogg "Dreadfully close
here ; I think I'll open the transom."
Smoothbore "Ah, that makes me think
of a story." Binks " What does?"
Smoothbore "Why, Fogg opening that
transom." Binks "Fogg, shut that
transom." Humidor.
A BIG BLAZE.
Burned
The Bennett House
to Ashes.
A FRIGHTFUL HOLOCAUST.
Historic Landmark Gone A
Reminiscent Remarks.
Few
Teacher "Whore are the degrees of
latitude longest?" Little Willie "At
our house." Teacher "Why, Willie,
how can that be?" Willie "Pa says he
never (Haw Hucti latitude an that ma al
lows to sister just because a rich old jay
is coming to our house. " Rambler.
A Chinaman is speaking to himself as
he irons a shirt. Picks up a Hhirt show
ing evidence of having been well cared
for, ana says: "liaclieior; him land
lady fix hirst." Picks up another, but
tonless and all frayed at the wrists and
neck, and says : "Alallied man." Bos
ton Courier.
Young Itaadbroke (to hie landlady's
protty daughter) "I wonder why your
mother always gives me ho many eggs
for breakfaHt." She "I don't know;
but mother puts eggs in coffee to make
it settle, and" Jloadbroke "Say no
more. I will pay up to-monow."
Rambler.
Office Boy (gladly) "Pey'e a jay jes'
iMien in 'n paid a vear's 'scription in
'dvance. Kaid he wanted ter start square
with the world first of January." iMlitor
llumtown Banner "Put the money in
an envelotm and mark it 'Conscience
fund' ; it's the only case I ever heard of."
Judge.
Simpson "Well, MugginH, how's bus
iness?" Muggins (our artist ) "Oh, rip
pling! liot a commiHSion mis morning
from a clergyman. Wants his children
painted very badly." Simpson (with
that pleasant way of his) "Well, old
boy, you're the very man for the job."
They don't BiHsak now. J udy.
Country bride (in restaurant) "You
do the orderin', John; anything that'll
suit vou'll Huit me." Groom (studying
the bill of faro) "Well, how'll roast
turkey, raw oysters, corn beef air cab
bage, ice cream, an' mince pie suit you i
Country Bride "Fust-rate, John, only
have 'em bring the mince pie hot."
New York Hun.
The Souire "Well, Mould, how about
that horse I sold you? Was he quiet
enough?" Undertaker "Well, eir, he
did give us a little trouble at firm, w e
nut him in one of the mourning coaches,
. 1 . 1 . 1 1 L
you Know, aua ponies uo not use vo ue
shook up in their trnel. iiui we've put
kirn in the VarsoJ now.Jand e haven't
'eard any complaints so far. ranch.
SAM JONES OS CHARACTER.
that the three Chinamen who were
burned were opium drunk at the time,
having been celebrating the arrival of a
large quantity of the drug.
Thin is the last time that a fire alarm
will be sounded on account of the old
Bennett house. The last alarm was in
Octolx-r, and was caused by the ignitien
of one of the Bennett house chimneys.
MONMOUTH ITEMS.
As u result of this, he had more free
dom than I had. 1 le came into my room
frequently while I was changing mv
linen, but did not come in when 1 need
ed assiiitancc.
Shirt aro so made that the gentleman
who adontu them must do so by inserting
himself through the bane of the garment
llv. mneririnir at last through the
npex thereof. Ihouc never rapped on the
door before entering, for his whole sys
tem wan bo saturated with the blessed
lioon of freedom that he nwmod around
through the hotel, entering any room
where he thought there would le noth
iug for him to do but to get right out
again.
fco, Willie 1 was worsni "y wy "f
through a heavily starched shirt, one
day, and could not see anything, while I
waH wildelv clutching at the empty air,
there was a soft footfall on the throsh
hold, and the door opened.
I knew instantly that it was the
chambermaid, though I could not see
I flhrieked two times, and tried to con
ceal myself in a counterpane, but my
arum were pinioned by the shirt, anu me
counterpane was a good deal emaciated.
It was not the counterpane that it had
been before the war. . . , ,
I told the chambermaid that il she had
a father, if she had a brother, either of
whom might tie tempted to change his
shirt, I hoid that she would avaunt just
as she would hope for mercy in the case
of a father or brother who might be
placed in a like position.
But the reader has alreudy discovered
that it wart only Isaac who had strolled
in to see if there might not lx some
tl.ut lut iniild refrain from doing.
It has been Kaid that the south has
never fully paid for the awful crime of
t. nt win alu vrv. hut ft few enfranchised
foes of utility and animated champions of
eternal repose, like Isaac, can work out
an awful assortment of retribution in a
very short space ot time.
tiii a republican, out
this matter of revenge may be carriud too
far, I think. Chicago ISews.
A DISCISSION OF GENDEK.
It was not a very large audience which
greeted the Itev. Sain Jones, the revival
ist, in the academy of music, I'.rooklyn,
just night, hut it eeeuied to appreciate
him. Corporal James Tanner walked
arm In arai with Mr. Jonee to the front
of the platform, and introduced him, not,
he aflaid, tit the Rev. Bam Jonee of
Georgia, but as Kev. Sam Jones of the
United States. The slim, dark eyed,
dark haired, fierv evangelitrt delivered a
lecture on "Character and Character."
Character, beeaid, outranked everything
else. It was the immortal part of man
Reputation was like a glove. It could
be taken off at will and thrown aside
but character was the hand itself. Once
scarred it was scarred forever. The liest
character was made by living constantly
and harmoniously with Ood.
The trouble was that there were too
iniinv men in prison the prison of the
mind. No man could build character
who was not a free man. To build up
character there should not only be the
rock of freedom, but the rock of faith
Courage was the next rock on which
character must le built. Christianity
had become too effeminate and weakling
It it had as much backbone as heart it
ould triumph over everything, lhere
ere preachers enough to conquer this
iiintrv. it thev oniv nau wu. ine cuy
of Brooklyn wan fairly drowned out with
beer and whisky signs, l low uie pastors
of Krooklvn could make things bounce
thev denounced whisky. It would seem
that, if the blood of the martyrs was the
seed of the church, the Meed had about I
runout. It always struck him that one i
iad lion was worth a thousand liviug
dogs. ...
Infidelity bad no brains, u is nine
tenths moiith, and the only way to meet
inlidelitv was to mash it in the mouth.
le had been told since lie came to
Brooklyn about a wrtatu minister who
uuiped at the chance of preaching at the
fuueral of a gambler.
"1 would rattier, sum Mr. jones,
preach the funeral of one gambler who
was generous man uie mutual oi uuu
hundred Methodists who were stingy. An
old skinflint! What could a fellow do at
a funeral like that?" New York Sun.
Friday morning, at about 3 :30, the
fire bell awoke from its long slumbers
and announced to ihe startled inhabi
tants of the city of peace that the fire-
fiend was again abroad. A look toward
the center of town showed at a glance
that the Bennett house was at last about
to meet its fate. The fire seemed to
have started on the inside, and gained
such rapid headway that in a few mo
ments the entire building was wrapped
in flames. An early arrival upon the
... . .
scene wouiu nave snown volumes oi
smoke and flames bursting from the
doors and windows, and gangs of hurried
and excited Chinamen rushing aimlessly
hither and thither in an anxious endeav
or to save as much as possible from the
destructive element. But it was almost
impossible to take anything from the
upper story. Many oi me innaDuanis
barely escaped with their lives. George
Sun and wife, near whose room the fire
started, found safety only in jumping
from the window in their night clothes.
One poor unfortunate devil who came
down to the ground by the short route
broke his hip, and was carried away to a
Chinese doctor's. At this time the fire
had reached and enveloped every part of
the structure, and the surrounding build
ings were lighted up as if it were day.
Capitals succeeded in getting a stream
from the hydrant in front oi their engine
house, and the new steamer was taken
out and set upon the cistern. Consider
able delay was experienced in getting up
steam, and Tiger's engine came down
and took her station alongside ot her ana
was throwing water before Cap's engine
got to running. The La France finally
started, but immediately after a loud ex-
losion was heard, ana the crowa leu
ack hastily, under the impression that
the steamer had blown up. Investiga
tion developed the lact that the air
chamber had burst wide own, and the
steamer was incapable of further usage.
Meanwhile several streams from Hy
drants and the Bilsby were playing en
ergetically upon the burning building
But it had been apparent irom we nmi
that no human efforts could etop the
progress of the flames, and so there was
nothing left to do but to save the sur
rounding buildings. Effective work was
as usual done bv the fire department,
notwithstanding the unavoidable accident
which happened to uapit&rs steamer
vi.v do von alwavs call a vessel
she?" said Henry to Fred, the other day
"Perhaps because she wears a bow in
front." answered Fred.
"That might lie one reason, but an
tWi that she is not ready for business
ci.u ia itrniM.rlv manned."
"Yes; and it takes a good many yards
to rig her out."
"Then I hear old sailors speak about
l.n.. .Hiimr ill ntflA'S."
(Wwlmiive! But vou must admit a
ship is not always feminine."
"Wheu she is a man-of-war." Chi
cago lwlger.
TO WETlK VTKl'SU OUT.
A young fellow who had been drinking
il a little met a friend on Washington
Ktieet when 1387 was an hour old.
"It was too bud the old yearcouldn'
be rung out, wasn't it?" he said.
viiv how was that ?"
nw.n'i vou know? Why, it was too
wet."
While the fire was raffine at its hight,
loud report was beard, followed by a
socoession of explosions that caused Uie
crowd to fall back jn dismay, men a
clatter of short tilmrp noiseB came from
the midst of the flames. When it was
understood what the sounds were,
shout of lauchter went up and the
eouratre of the sidewalk firemen was rt-
stored. The noises were maae oy uie
explosion of a lot of Chinese bombs and
firecrackers.
It did not take long for the building to
burn down, although the firemen did not
withdraw from the scene of action until
five o'clock. At that time, one of Salem s
oldest landmarks was swept away
TIIKEE VNPOHTUKATES.
There was little thought at the time of
the fire that any of the inmates of the
house had perished in the flames. N
outcry was heard during the fire, and th
Chinamen did not seem to miss any of
their number. After daylight, however,
noses were counted, and it was found
that three of the number were gone. A
search among the ruins was instituted as
soon as practicable, and in a short time
the charred remains of three Chinamen
were found buried amongst the cinders.
The bodies were taken out by the horri
fied countrymen of the unfortunates, and
yesterday afternoon were given a decent
burial in the Odd F'ellows' cemetery.
Tiie names of the three unlucky suflerers
in the holocaust were La Fuen, Lin Y'u,
and Ah Goon. The first named formerly
worked for John Savane, near the fair
(.rounds, the second was cook at Mrs.
Lute Savage's, and the third formerly
worked m the brickyard near the pern
tentiarv.
HIS NARROWEST ESCAPE.
'I presume, general, you have had ;
some very narrow escapes," said a pretty
Dupont Circle girl to au old war horse of
celibate proclivities.
Oh. ves : that is part ot our business,
he replied, nonchalantly.-
"Tell me about some of them. I do so
love stories of adventure when the story
teller is. the adventurer. Tell me the
very worst of them all," sue cneu, wun
a pretty flush of excited interest.
"Urn urn, he tnuttereu, scratching
his head so as to sort them over for the
.i.ni.'Ht. "urn let me see wen i was
engaged to b married once."
One was an sue waiueu. i n unuugiuu
Critic.
HE KNEW BETTER
"What a self-willed, positive little be
ing that girl of yours is," said one travel
ing man to another.
"You're wrong. I've found her nega
tive. Thoroughly and uniformly nega
tive," was the respouw.
free with eh bottle of
rrivtt w ceuw. ror
A nnsftl Injector
A NKW KIND OF MISINli.
There was in the building at the time
of the fire at least $:!,000 in coin, and'lK)
or S00 in greenbacks. Early in the
morning the ground upon which the mo'
ney wa supposed to have fallen wan
staked off. and a policeman placed in
charge. Search was shortly after begun
for the coin, and during the day between
t JM) and if'J.OOO were recovered. Koine
of the monev was in good condition,
some fair, and the rent badiy mutilated.
A number of boys and men began search
for coin outside ot the reserved space
and a considerable amount was found by
them. One fellow found JfJl', another
!) ifold niece, and others various sum
ranging from ten cents to ten dollars. It
was reported that one se&ruuer iouiiu nu
in gold, but, if he did, he said nothing
about it.
The building was very old, and had it
not been for the rain it would have burned
much sooner than it did. It was owned
by Messrs. G. W. Gray & Sons, and was
uninsured. The occupants paid to the
proprietors a rental of $44 per month,
but the building was not worth over
$1200.
NOTKH.
Nearly all the clothing in the laundry
was taken out. But they are in a fearful
jumble.
The oriirin of the fare is unknown.
Opinion is divided as to whether it
incendiary or not.
It will be necessary to send Kast for a
new air chamber for Capital's steamer.
Meanwhile the machine will be laid up.
A heavy rain had (alien during the
night, and the neighboring buildings
were so saturated with water that they
would not ignite easily.
It was currently reported yehterday
REMINISCENT.
Thus does another old landmark disap
pear from public ga.e. Few of the later
day citizens of and visitors to Salem can
fully appreciate the fact that this old
rookery, haunted as it was by the vilest
representatives of the vilest nation on the
globe the coolie representatative ot the
Mongolian was at one time the.leading
hostelry in Salem.
Had they not burned, or even yet the
ghost of those walls could a tale unfold of
political intrigue, that would prove very
interesting to many of the present living
persons of the world, and many a tale
could be unfolded that would, probably,
throw light on many things done in the
past, and would prove many things to
have been "irregular" in the political
history of the state.' However, the wri
ter will only tell a few tales of the build
ing as he gets them from parties who were
prominent at the time Capt. "Charley"
Bennet was in his prime.
"The west, or 'old' part of the building
was standing when I came to Salem in
1S52," said Col. C. A. Reed, "and in that
year the High street frontage was added
to it."
It was learned that this was the pnnci
pal hotel for quite a while after that. In
1865, however, its supremacy began to
wane, owing to the change of proprietors,
Cant. Bennett having been killed in an
Indian fight on the iouchet, near rort
Wallula. In the winter of 1852-3, nearly
the entire territorial legislature was quar
tered there.
Amone the members of that legislature
who stopped at the Bennett House, were
Judge lJeady and Hon. A. liusn, who oc
cupied a room together, Joe Meek, Col
Geo. K. fc-rnel, JJr. White, at that time a
'wild Irish" leirislator. but who is now a
prominent Catholic pnesf at Washington,
Kellv. Ben. Hardinc. Ex-Gov. Whitea-
ker, Nat. Ford, of Polk county, and many
others at that time and since famous in
Oregon history. Ex-Gov. Curry was also
there that wmter.
It has been the scene of many a politi
cal intrigue, and many of the foremost
citizens of the United states nave stopped
there at times. In I860, W. L. Uaston
brother of Joseph Gaston, well known
now in Portland and Salem, was the pro
prietor of the Bennett House, and some
time after the assassination of President
Lincoln, Schuyler Colfax, and a party
wmcii inciuaeu some 01 uie uioui promi-
Ill lit JVUI kiaiU3VO UL UIO 1.1 IJ I V, , 1 uiimiU
lem, and made the liennett House tneir
headquarters. The party included the
well known and popular Sam. Bowles, of
the Sjjrwgrieid Kepublican, ueut-uov.
Krose, of Illinois, and one ot tne proprie
tors of the Chicago Tribune, A. JJ. Kicn-
ardson, then a correspondent ef the Kew
York Tribune, and who had been the se
cret war correspondent of tliat paper and
many others. Kicbardson will be remem
bered as the autnorot "ine field, me
Dungeon and the Escape." a story of his
life during the war of the rebellion, his
incarceration in the famed Libby prison
and hie escape therefrom. He afterwards
was mixed up in a scandal with a ftirs.
McFarland, and was finally shot ia Uie
Tribune editorial rooms, by her husband,
from whom Mrs. McFarland'had secured
a divorce. Mrs. McF. was then married
to Kicbardson on his death bed. She
afterwards completed a history of the
civil war that Richardson had begun.
The party was given a breakfast at the
Bennett house, which was attended by
all the notables of the state who were
then in Salem. The breakfast was pre
sided over by Gov. Gibbs, who was then
the chief executive.
A good story is told of this visit. Early
in the morning, Colfax and Richardson
were out on the verandah making addres
ses to the crowd gathered in front of the
hotel, when Sam. Bowles accosted Mr.
Bush, who was then stopping at the ho
tel, saying that he did not want to
"orate," and knew that if he were where
he could be found, he would be called
on. iiusli suggested that tney retire to
the dining room, which they did. On the
center of one of the tables sat a small
lwwl of tine luscious raspberries, a rare
luxury in Oregon at that time. Bowles
ssked' Bush if he knew to whom they be
longed. Bush answered that he did not,
but remarked that if BoA'les wanted to
eat any of them, he had better "get in."
This they did, and soon the bowl had a
very lonesome look, and Bowles ana
Bush were feelini! pretty well satisfied.
Thev afterward learned that some kind
lady from the Waldo Hills, had sent the
berries in as a present to Mr. Loliax.
Thev gave him very little satisfaction,
however.
The Bennett house was occupied as a
hotel, until about 1H80, when it became
vacant, and was' leased to Chinese, who
have since occupied it. In 1854, the U.
S. surveyor general's office, for Oregon,
was removed to Salem, and occupied
rooms at the Bennett house for some
time.
Catt. Bennett was a peculiar-minded
man. an old sea-captain, and built the
house originally after the plan of a shit
or a steamboat with a hurricane deck
guards, and. instead of bed chambers of
decent size, he built little "state rooms'
for his guests to sleep in.
The students after a abort vacation
during the holidays, have returned ready
for work.
President Stanley has been absent for
a few days, and B. L. Murphy, has charge
of his room.
A mini her of new students have enter
1 school since the holidays; among
whom are the following from Marion
county : Messrs. Blackerby and Davis of
Silver'on ; Mr. Jones, of Jelierson, and
Mr. Imlah, of Brooks.
The lectures in the teachers' class
ave been discontinued for a time, and
the class is studying Raub's methods of
teaching. The subject under consider
ation this week is object lessons. The
design of these lessons is to give culture
and instruction to the young mind; and,
n giving such lessons, the pupils should
first be led to tell all they know about
the obiect placed before them. Secondly,
the teacher should lead them to find out
other points respecting the object that they
have not yet observed. Then the teach
er should communicate such knowledge
as is adapted to the pupil and is appro
priate to the subject.
Among the classes of interest in school
is the class in English literature, which
is composed of about twenty-five young
ladies and gentlemen from ditterent
parts of Oregon and W. T. In the last
meeting of the class before the holidays,
member of the class suggested thai
during the vacation each member ask
his or her friends for the names of six
of the best authors and the writings of
each, that in their opinion ranked highest
in Rnuhah literature. When the reports
were read at the next meeting of the
class, there was found to be a great di
versity of opinions in regard to who were
the six best authors. From several re
ports were read the names of the follow
ing authors and works of each: Shakes
peare, Hamlet. Richard 111; John Mil
ton, Paradise Lbstand Paradise Regained ;
Pope, Lsaay on Man. The name of
Shakespeare headed the list of many of
the reports, and was the only name that
occurred in every report. The literature
class will be engaged in writing essays
for the remainder of this term, The sub
jects for the essays will be the biography
and writings ot tne authors that nave
been studied during the past school
year.
The athletic association will give a
concert in the near future to raise more
money for the purpose of erecting a
gymnasium. Student.
Monmouth, Jan. VI, 1887.
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Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua, O. Bold by Geo.
t. uooa.
Condnoted by qnaltflsd phyt
elans and surgeon regular
graduates.
W The olukbt BPECIAsV
1ST ia the United States, whose
lifb-lono experience, perfect
method and pure medicine, in
sure speedy and permanent
cukes of all Private, Chronic.
1 and Nerroos Diseases. Afrtc
Hons of the Blood, Skin, Kid
neys, Lladder, Eruptions, Dl
cers, Old Sores, Swsllin ef
the Glands, Sore Mouth, Throat
and Bone Pains, perBiaaantlf
cured and eradicated from thS)
system ros lifsj. i
NERV0USi
seminal losses, sexual decay,
mental and physical weakness,
falling memory, weak eyes,
stunted development, impedi
ments to marriage, etc, from
excesses ot youthful follies, or
any cause, speedily, saiely and
privately cured.
Tout, Mlddleaged and Old Mem
and all who need medical skill and expert
ence should consult the OLD European Physician
at once. His opinion costs nothing and mas)
sas future misery and shame. When incosk
yen lent to visit the city for treatment, medicne
can be sent anywhere by express rasa fbom
observation. Itis self-evident that a pbysiciaat
who gi vea his whole attention to a class of dis
eases attains greater skill, end physicians)
throngheut ths country, knowing this, frequent
ly recommend difficult cases to the oldest srao
ialist, by whom every known good remedy
used. The Doctor's Age and Experieuoe maks
his opinion of supreme importance.
tp- Those who call sea no on bnt th Doe
lor. Consultations free, and sacredly court.
bshtal. Cases which have failed in obtaining
relief elsewhere especially solicited. Femal
disease successfully treated. Th Doctor wilt
aare to forfeit $1000 for a case undertaken,
nsteured. Call or write. Hoars: Daily, from
I a. m. to 4 p. m., t to 8 svsnlEgs; Sundays, 1
to 13 only. Send for the Sahitabist GciDIT
Health! sent free. Address as abone.
The services of the celebrated old Q
manPhysician, DR. O. G1KARD, from 8trans
burg, have been secured at th HE BIG DIS
PENS A-RY. His fame as a specialist for disease
ef men is universally known, and hnndredsar
daily availing themselves of th opportunity el
free consultation, personally or by Utter, in ait
languages. dr. 1-IEBIQ'S
Wenderful German Invigorato
Permanently prevents all Unnatural Losses)
from ttie system, tones the nerves, strengthen
the muscles, checks the waste, invigorates th
whole system, and restores the afflicted te HealUs
and Happiness. j
snSBM Tha mason ao manv cannot set cared ol
ikneHS. Loss of Manhood, etc., la
owing to a complication, called PB08TAT0K-
KHKA with HYFJtAtAElHUSiA, wnicn require
peculiar treatment. Dr. Lieide's Invigoratoi is)
Uie only positive care for P R08TAT0KBHBA
with peculiar Special Treatment, used at th
UEB1G DISPENSARY. j
VATiTOOOEIjE.
Or wormT veins of the scrotum. Often thenar
suspected cause of lost manhood, debility, eta.
rrloe ox xnvigorsxor, vue 01 siz oot
Des 110. Sent to any address, oovared securly
from observation.
Most powerful electric belts rre topanents.
To Pnovs-Tui WonDiaruL Power or taa 1
VijUORATQB, .
jl aa .potue uaven ox &en ere.
Consultation Irse and privan.
JULKBJO dispensahy,
.4m ftaarr at.. Asn Vranctsoo.
Sfrfrate Bnrrance , 06 Mason, street, four blocks
in$tsuTstieet turn Kearny. .Jlaus entrance
yiljyn meoeasajy xmig atom.
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iBEEDRE AND - AFTER J
HOW TO SKCUKK HEALTH.
Scovlll's BarsaDarllla and Stilllngia or Blood
and Liver Syrup will restore perfect health to I
the Dhvsical orsranliation. It is. Indeed, a
strenbiiPBing syrup, pleasant to take, and has
often proven itself to he the best blood purifier
ever discovered, effectually curing scrofula,
vnhilHlc disorders, weakness 01 the umneys.
ervsinelas. malaria, all nervous disorders and
debility, bilious complaints, and all diseases
luatcatuiean lmnure conaition 01 me oiooa,
liver, kidneys, stomach, etc. It corrects indi
gestion, especially when Uie complaint is of an
exhaustive nature, having a tendency to lessen
the vigor of the brain and nervous system.
NERVOUS IK1ULITATEI MHN.
You are allowed a free trial of thirty day 9 of
the use of Dr. Dve's Celebrated Voltaic Belt
with electric suspensory appliance, for the
speedy relief and permanent cure of ner
vous aemuiv. loss 01 vitantv aua iuhhimkki.
and all kindred troubles. Also, formally other
diseases. Complete restoration to health, vigor
and mankood guaranteed. No risk is incurred
Illustrated namnniel. witn mil information.
terms, etc., mailed free by addressing Voltaic
belt Co., Marshall, juicnigan.
BEEDRE AND AFTER
Electric Appliawet art lent on 30 Days' Trial.
TO MEN ONLY, YOUNG OR OLD,
TT7HO ore suffering from Kbbtovs DKBixrrr,
W lion Vitality, Lack or ISbuvb Fohci amd
VKsOSL, WaCTOK WrAKMlMK8, and ail tboae diueUU!S
of a PeksonaL ttATUKX Knitting from Aauuta and
Othbh Causes. Bneedy relief and complete resto
ration of Hkaltb.viooh and Makuood Guaranteed.
Th ima.nriAiit diaooTerv of the Nineteenth Oentury.
gend at ouco for lllustr&ted lJamplxlet free. Andrew
VBITAIO BELT CO., tm8HAU, MICH.
CatarrH
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WHY WI1X voir UIE ?
ScoviU's Barsaparilla or Blood and Liver
Syrup for the cure of Scrofulous taint, Hheu
matism,!Whlte Swelling, Gout, Goitre, Consump
tion, Bronchitis, inervous (tenuity, siaiHria.auu
all other diseases arising from an impure con
dition of the blood. Certificates can be presen
ted from many leading physicians, ministers,
and beads of families throughout the laud, en
dorsing ScovlUa Blood anu uvereyrup. e
ere constantly in receipt of certificates oi cures
from the most rename sources, ana we recom
mend it as the bett known remedy for (be cure
of tne above named disease.
Cream Baim
Gives relief atoned
and cures
COLD in HEAD,
CATARRH,
HAY FEVER.
Not a liquid, snuff
or powder. Free from
m. !!. injurious arugs anu
H AY -FE.YE R offensive odors.
A particle is applied into each nostril and ia
agreeable. Price 50 cents at druggists; by mail
rea-istered. 60 cents: circulars free. Sly Bros.,
druggists. Owego. N. Y.
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WEN AND WOMEN IN Ul'E'S 1'IUMU
Who rise uufresbed, feel languid through the
dav. have little appetite, and whose faces .ex
hibit a sallow lint, ere on the short route to tne
grave. Utiles they can effect a radical change
in their condition ihey will not reach old ae.
iTn-iimrAMnn is uie oniv meaus 01 wieir luivsiu
al salvation, t'pon liustetter's Stomach Hitters
they can rely to furnish them with the stamina
which is a prerequisite oi health, aud to remove
that prime cause cf continued debility, indiges
tion ana nou assimjiaviuu 01 m iw. ..c
class these causes as one, since they are loint
functions of one organ, the stomach, ehietiy.
Bnilt up and rehabilitated with this subcrb re
storative of vinoa, the system may bid defiance
to malaria, rheumatism, bludder and kidney
diseases, and other maladies prone to attack the
enfeebled. The Bitters not only affords a safe
guard against disease of a virulent type, but
effects a prompt reform in the condition of a
drowsy or disordered liver and irregular bow
els.
I'sed two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm audit
has cured me completely of catarrh. 1 naa
this complaint seveuycars and could ut get any
thing to do me any good before hly's Cream
Balm cured me sound and well. I will warrant
it to be a sure cure for those diseases, as is rec
ommended. If parties doubt this let them
write to me and I will answer them. Chas. W.
Crgtll, Great Eastern Mine, Guerncvtlle, bono
To each person buying an ounce of bulk per
fume from i. W. Matthews & Co., druggists, a
flue cut glass toilet jnr is pieented. tf
INFLAMATION F TNE KIUNKY8.
lion Edward A. Moore, Member of Assembly
from Richmond couutv. Mew 1 ora. writes;
"Some two vears ago I was takeu with inflam
mation of the kidneys. The pain was intense
I applied as soon as possible au Allcock's torus
Plaster over each kldnev. Wonderful to say
the pain and inllamatlon began to abate in three
hour.. In two days 1 was entirely cured. I al
wavs 'ke great pleasure in recommending Ail
cook'. Plasters; they are certainly the best ex
tern 1 remedy snown. 1 used mem as cnest
prole lors, and found them moat efficient."
THE HOTTOM OF THE SEA.
Vie is no pearls that can exceed in beauty
teeth whitened ana cieansea Willi tnai uicoiu-
oiirnlile dniiiifrice. the frairraut BOZOIMJNT.
N or Is coral rosier than the gums in which sueb I
teeth are set. SO the laaies say, wna are ine ;
best judges in such matters.
It ST WHAT TH K Y AM. SAV.
Hon 1). P. Haynieof Salem, Illinois, says he
uses Lir. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Hymn in
his family with the most satisfactory results, in
all cases of coughs, colds and croup, and rec
ommends it iu particular for the little ones.
Sample bottle 5 ceiiu) at Geo. E. Good's.
J. L. Norton Carroll, residing at Far Kocka
way, yueens Co., K. Y., was so crippled with
inflammatory rheumatism, of ten years' stand
ing, that he had to use crutches. He was com
pletely cured by taking two Brandreth's pills
every night for thirty nights, and will answer
any written or personal inquiries.
Corel haul Complaint. Otmt H4nj
fttaudj. OT SOU SIiU.SS7SH
an 5
The wonder truss. The elastic Wonder Trnaa.
Wai ranted the most perfect fitting trues extant.
(Jives the best results. Economical and duia
hie. The best of resident references given,
For sal by 1. L. Panish, Salam. Of.
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Of INTEREST to MEII
Manly Vigor, Weakness or Loss of Memory per.
maiR'iirty restored by Uie use of an entirely new
remedy. Tlie Verba Sautav from Spain. t!pan
ieh Trochees never fail. OHrilluatrated,8apage book
and tiietimonials. (scut sealed. Every wan should
rtad It. VON URAEF TUOCIIKK CO., CPOO
OttFark fioee, Strw lor At. rree
X Vo c Blood Elixir la the only
lLftiV " Eiood Remedy guaran
teed. It Is a poaiti ve care for Ulcere, Erup
tions or Syphilitic Poisoning. It purifies the
whole system, and banishes all Bheumatio
and Heuralgio pains, we guarantee u,
SXff l0c M ,n ci,T K QT .Sold by ep. E. Good, droggiat.
For all forms of nasal catarrh where there Is
dryness of the air passage with what is com
monly "stuffing up," especially when going to
hd Klv' Cream Balm elves perfect and im
mediate relief. Its benefit tome has been price
less. A. G.Chase, M. V.. Millwood, Kansas.