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n . .. ORIGINAL DEFECTIVE 1 I1 j f' j 4 ? S i ! i- 1 4 4"-. Humorous. "Can storied urn or animated bust" exceed in eloquence the words "No Trust"? It is luck to pick up a horse-shoe, unless, of course, it happens to be at tached to a mule's hind leg. Cucumber socials are in order if you like to go to cramp meetings. The agony is in tents. New York Hews. Whene'ro you go hunting for snipe, Iluss, Take care you don't Popoff in Cy ,, prus. Courier-Joural. A small boy and a gun are harmless when apart, but they make a terrible combination. Puck: What sort of dough will make a bac- kake? Hackensack Republican. A tor nadough. New Haven Register. If it cost anything to go to church people who never go now would run around like wild men for free passes. Hindoo society is divided into sever V 1 - .IS ai distinct classes; ana nothing can xiinuoos mem 10 associate witn one another. The popular demand for three cent beer shows that man not only wants little here below, but wants that little cheeper. "Yes," sighed the doctor, "it's been a very neaitny summer ana business is unusually dull, but, thank gooJlness. the watermelon season will be here in a few days." Mary had a little lamp, Twas filled with kerosene. She blew right down the chimney Ana vamsueu from the scene tm i i t., . ... ... "i-aite uacK me Heart mat tuou gav est," as the gambler said to his pal, who had passed him under the table the wrong card to till the flush. Puck Somebody has discovered that when ever the grain is cut and hauled in, the tramp makes his appearance on the stubble and demands work or bread lirookville Democrat. Michigan thunder jars the wheels off a wagon.- free Press. Dont it tlo something toward lightning the load ? riuadeiphia JJulletin. Old man Toil never before realized that he had such a large family. Fel lows mai naven t seen mm for years ana years are now claiming kinship, The boy who swabs his little legs And bathes them with a lotion, Has rambled in the underbrush And poisoned Ivy notion. Cincinnati Saturday Night It was woman who first taucrht man to climb, and steel, and eat apples, but sh denies that she ever taught him to make apple-jack, drink it, and come home from the lodge drunk. unve xjogan says mat me next sen sation is to be about ladies' stockiners Probably Olive knows some fellow who is going to elope with a pair with a wo man in them. -r , ? i i . liiguimng struct a gospel tent in this city on Sunday and killed a little girl. Preachers attempted to explain the event by saying the electric fluid mistook the place for a circus. Jt fF Davis is represented as desirous of representing Mississippi in the United States Senate. It is possible that Jeff has an idea of becoming the lien liuuer of the south. It is said that if Grant ever visits Germany again he will be assassinated The infurated Tutons have just learned that the General stuck up his nose at jjimoerger cheese. Norristown Herald: The London Lancet says a blow on the e ir has often ruptured the drum, and warns parents against boxing children's ears. You can get more music out of a child by applying the slipper a couple of feet below the "drum." A little three-year-old girl who vol unteered to say grace at the table did so as follows: "O, Lord, bress the things we eat; bress mamma, and papa, and gramma, and grampa" and here, cast ing up her eyes to her grandfather in the next seat, and discovering that he was smiling, the little one closed her prayer by saying; "Behave yourself, grampa for Christ's sake. Amen." All In His Eye. He was returning from a bath in the surf at Long Branch, when suddenly he stopped, turned pak , clapped his right hand over his cheek and exclaimed in accents wild, "Char ley, I ve left my right eye in that con founded bathing house." Some Questions. A categorical question: Did you ever see cut sup catsup? Sr. John Torch. l'es; and we've seen the elit eel eLlexter Smith's. And perhaps you'vwtn a commentator eat a common 'tater ' ?-2fyr-islown Herald. v St. Albans Advertiser: A ladv writin V" from one of the fashionable watering places declares that the low-neck dress is an abomination into which it ia the duty the press to look. Look! No, hit; if any such abomination approach es us, we'll call the police. Courtship in Portugal is queerly con ducted. When a young man over there gets sweet on a girl, he never hints ice cream once, but stands around the curb stone in the Droning sun and permits the damsel to feast her eyes on him from an upper window. If the girl heave a . panful of ashes on him, he concludes that his adresses are not re quired, and moves on to the next house. Upon the green sward with my most adored I sat, and we whispered our love, While the dear little bird repeated our words In the great drooping willow above. A modest surprise beamed out of her eyes As I prest her dear form to my breast When dropped from the wilier a big caterpiller Puck. Better to Wait. The Detroit Free Press is informed that kissing the baby may result in deforming its nose and brincriusr on near-sightedness. The safest plan is not to kiss a baby of the female persuasion, until it attains the age of sixteen years. The cartilege of the nose is much stronger then ; and be sides, the kisses taste better-we've been told. Morristown Herald. Washee, washee, morn till No get drunkee, no go fight; No give sasse Melicau man, Workee hardee all he can. night, Melican loafee all day long. Spit on Chinee, say no wrong; Stealee muchee when he couldee, Lie bout ekinee, say no goodee. 2SS7Vnyit.:' "TT.T: ...... J jL A Rich Jew. A dispatch from wauensiein, uer- 1 of - tliaf many, announces iuo mr.i.u v m.... place of Michael Reese, the San Fran cisco millionaire, who is reported to have left an estate worth $10,000,000. Mr. lieese was reputed to be the wealth iest Jew in the United States, and with the exception of Senator Sharon, the largest real estate owner in California. He was also known as a great miser and a most eccentric man in many respects. Born in Germany about lolO, ho emi grated to America at the age of 23, with a capital of some $30,000, intending to g into business. After speculating in merchandise in the southern btates for a few years lie setuea in liicnmona, Va., and became a noted slave-owner. He made considerable moiey in this business, but sustaining heavy losses by some unfortunate speculations he left Virginia, and with the remnant of his fortune went in 1850 to California. There he speculated in merchandise and .stocks with remarkable success. Seeing, with almost prophetic sight, the future destiny of California, he in vested all his money in land and fre quently bartered merchandise for real . . ' i i ii . t estate, WUlCll was lucu Ui very uvuo value. Land soon began to rise in price, but he would not sell except at prices considered fabulous, and when he trot his price he would lmmeuiaieiy invest it in more land. All this time, too, he was carrying on a sort of stock and note-broking business; indeed, his friends said that his business was money-making pure and simple; that he would go into any legitimate business to make money, and that money he was bouud to make in any business ne un dertook. Certain it is. that in a few years after settling in San I rancisco Michael Ileeso naa me repucauou oi being a millionaire, and almost up to the time of his death, his fortune was steadily on the increase. Michael Keese miseny naoits were for many years the talk of San Fran- T 1. i 11.. L. 1. CISCO, lie would go to iub must au- surd lengths to avoid having to pay for a meal. Dining with a friend, he would, if his friend left any bread by his plate, ask his permission to take it so that he might be spared the expense of ordering more, for he was an im mense eater, and he usually patronized Sltible d'hote restaurants, where he ate $3 or $i worth at a meal. On one oc- 1J1 ll . A . A. casion, it is reiaieu, me resiaurani keeper begged him not to patronize him any more, "for," said he, "if you go on eating liae this eitner you win oust or I shall. Mr. lieese s lawyer and most intimate acquaintance was Mr. Felton, recently dead. One day Mr. Beese astonished him beyond measure by inviting h'm to dinner at a well known restaurant and asked him to bring five or six friends with him. Mr. Felton could not believe his ears, but Mr. lieese repeated the invitation and it was accepted. The same day Mr. Felton, six friends and Mr. Reese went to the restaurant and dined sumptu ously, eating the most expensive dishes and drinking the choicest wines. Mr. lieese was not seen to pay the bill, however, and it afterwards turned out that he had obtained a judgment against the restaurant keeper which the man was unable to pay, having noth ing in the world but his stock, so Mr. Reese was constrained, as he expressed it, to "take it out in eatiag." This was the only time that he was ever known to treat anybody to anything. At the time of the great excitement in San Francisco over the Limantour suit Mr. Reese made himself somewhat conspicuously unpopular. It will be remembereJ "that Limantour claimed the greater part of the city of San Fran cisco under an alleged . Mexican grant, and began suit to get possession of the property. When the case came up it was charged that Limantour had forged certain documents, by value of which he made his claim. Criminal proceed ings were instituted against him, and he was arrested anJ put under $100,000 bonds. No one would go bail for him, and Mr. Reaso came forward, signed his bond and he was released. There was believed to be some mysterious rea son for this action, but nobody ever discovered what it was, and Limantour afterwards withdrew his claim. About twenty years ago a San Fran cisco woman, of dcubtful position, sued Mr. Reese for 20,000 damages for breach of promise of marriage. It was universally believed that the suit was only a trick to extort money, but the jury nevertheless, seeing that it was the wealthy lieese who was the de fendant, gave her a verdict for 5,000. From that time Mr. Reese was as much afraid of all womankind as old Mr. Weller himself of the "vidders." Mr. Reese was never known to keep a horse or carriage unless he got it acci dentally in trade. He would wait ten minutes at a street corner before get ting into a car, in the hope of meeting an acquaintance who would pay his fare. When taunted by a friend one lay in regard to his miserly habits, he aid: "Well, I can't help it; I know it s foolish, but it s a disease 1 ve got. tn all matters not connected with tioney he was a man of great intelli- eace and liberal views. In appear ance he was very distinguished, being About six feet two inches tall, of fine tigure and broad forehead. It is believed that Mr. lieese has left all or the greater part of his fortune to the Jewish charitable institutions. It is known that when he was i New York recently hi promised Mr. Jesse Selig man to leaAe 100,000 to the Hebrew Orphan Asj'lum of this city, and other oequeats to ,ue amonnt of 110,000 are reported. His only known relatives in this country are his sisters, Mrs Rosen feld and Mrs. Rosenberg, of Chicago, the wives of the senior members of the wealthy firm of Rosenfeld . Rosenbercr & Co.. of that citv. an.l Mr. TV.inlr a wealthy merchant of St. Louia. the son of a dead sister. A friend of the family said yesterday to the writer that if it turns out that the Reese for tune has been left altoorethpr to eh wri table institutions there may bo a con teat over the will, thouirh it ia nnr. likely that the relatives will obiect if only part of the fortune is left to charity. Alexandria in Egypt is threatened with a water famine. The canal, thirty miles long, supplying it from the Nile, has become almost dry. It 13 choked with mud, the water being diverted by great landowners higher up for their cotton crops. The old Roman I cisterns have mostly been broken up for buildiug material, and those re maining are too foul for use. Memory and hope are set like stars i above the soul the one shining dimly through the twilight of the past, the I other lighting the arcliway 01 the future. Printers' Anecdotes. The printer has no more reverence for persons than for creeds. He is a congenial leveler; he holds that no man can be more than man, and that most men are much less. He habitually speaks of the czar of all the Russias as Aleck Romanoff; the emperor of Ger many as Old Dutch Bill; of the pope of Rome as an ancient duffer. In his eyes forms are puerilities, and eti quettes a sham. There is not a grain of hero-worship in his composition; he would not flatter Neptune for his tri dent nor Jove for his power to thunder. He would ask the sultan of Turkey for a chew of tobacco; he would invite the grand Llama to a game of draw poker. Several years before Chief Justice Taney's death the government printing office at Washington had occasion to send him some proof slips of an im portant decision, and they were in trusted to 4 printer boy, who appeared at the judge's office and before the judge with, "Is Taney in?" "I presume you wish to see the chief justice of the United States?" "I don't care a cuss about him. I've got some proofs for Taney." "I am the lion, lioger U. Taney. "You're Taney, aren't you?" "I am not, fellow. I am the Hon. Roger B. Taney." kThen the proofs are not for you," and the unceremonious messenger would have gone off with them if the judge had not admitted himself to be Taney simply. On a certain occasion Edward Ever ett visited the composing room of the Boston Advertiser at a late hour to read a proof of an oration which he had failed to see at an earlier hour. Ex tremely particular about his style, he was altering sentences and making ad ditions while the forms were waiting, which so irritated the foreman thftt he roared out, "Cut it short, Everett con found it, cut it short; there's no time now for patching up bad English." New Orleans, rot long ago, was af flicted with one Williams, a newspaper bore he was known typographically as the Great Artesian who was constantly sending poor articles to the dailies, and haunting the offices to see if they had been used. He went into the sanctum of the Picayune in the morning, nobody being present but a compositor, rather muddled from drink over night, who had taken possession of one of the desks. "Is the editor in?" "I an-swer to that name," replied the typo, who was very exact and de liberate of speech, and who recognized the bore at once. "May I be permit-ted to inquire the nature of your business l" "I want to know if an elaborate poem of mine, entitled 'The Rose of the South,' has been accepted." "Mis-ter Will-iams, al-low me to say that when I first saw you I formed tho lm-pression that you were a con-sum-mate ass; and although I have met you since on a great many oc-ca-sions and under a va-ri-e-ty of cir-cum-stan-ces, I have nev-er seen anything in your conduct to cause me to change the o-pin-ion which I then formed. Good morn-ing, Mis-ter Will iams." From that day Mr. Williams ceased to infest the office of the Picayune, in which, after this incident, he was called the Artesian Ctwell. A typo who has made some absurd blunder in Savannah will learn, on en tering an office in Milwaukee, that his blunder has preceded him. Some lu dicrous incident of which he is the sub ject, or object, will cross the continent almost as rapidly as he can. A good thing on him, as it is styled, will take up its residence in the news-rooms of every large city, and refuse to be ex pelled, lie can not put a quietus upon his mistakes, either professional or per sonal. They will confront him again and again at unexpected seasons and in out-of-the-way places. In a printing office all days are judgment days; print ers are condemned repeatedly for the same offense, and at each time punished with new tortures. At first they are goaded nearly to frenzy by this worth less iteration; but they get used to it, as eels are presumed to get used to be ing skinned. At last, they assume to be callous, and to seem callous is to cripple criticism. I have known sensitive youth to suffer terribly in their typographical initiation, and to bo obliged, after heroic en durance, to relinquish an avocation in which the bed of Procrastes is so unre mittingly employed. I have an instance still vivid in my mind. A young printer had come to the city from an interior town, and a "take of a critique 1 had written on Edwiu Booth's "Hamlet" fell to his lot. The "melancholy Dane occurring in a sentence, he set it the "melancholy Dave," and, by an over-sight of the proof-reader, so it appeared in the morning issue. The error which had occurred by a "v" getting into the "n" box: was no indication of his intelli gence, but it was too ludicrous to pass unnoticed. When the unfortunate wight entered the composing room the next day he was Greeted with "Here comes lave Hamlet!" "How are you. Dave ?" "I don'tt care much for Booth's TTamlet.' Dave Hamlet is the man for mv monev." "This evening will be presented the sublime tragedy of 'David Hamlet, bin.'" "Conundrum: "Why did 'Hamlet kill his uncle? Because he called him Dave. Verdict of the jury, 'served him riffhf " "'Hamlet' was the Prince of Dun kirk; Dave Hamlet was a bully boy with a glass eye. "Davi J. thou art the man I etc. The poor typo turned crimson, and then pale, and as the raillery went on he attempted to explain, which caused it to increase. Finally some impel me "6tick" burst out into impromptu dog gerel: "Come tell us a story, or sing us a sUtb About the pensive, piping, princely Dave; Do not fret, nor swear; never rave, If you are, my boy, tbe melancholy Dave. The persecuted could stand plain prose, but wretched rhyme was more than he could bear. He assaulted the l-hvmester and an encounter ensn id, in which "Dave" was worsted. During that week he had six fisticuffs; then he threw up his situation and left town in 1 . A . A 1 nope of escaping me jeers at 1110 ei pense. He never did escape, poor fellow The melancholy Dave proved to be the ghost of his father s son. It loiiowe him from city to city, from news-room to news-room; it drove to drmK, de lirium and the errave. His death was the immediate resul of the wrong letter in the right box. J. 11. IS., tn the JSew lork limes. COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, So long as the failintr embers of vitality are capable of being re-kindled into a warm and ffeniul glow, just eo long there is Lope ior me wean and emaciated invalid. L,et him not, therefore, despond, but derive en- couragemeut from this and from the further tact that there is a restorative most potent in renewinir the dilHriidatd nowera of a broken down system. Yet, thanks to its uuexamnled tonic virtues, llostelter's Stomach Hitters is daily reviving strength in the bodies and hope in the miuds of the feeble and nervous. Appetite, refreshing 6leep, the acquisition of flesh and color, are blessintrs attendant upon the reparative processes which this priceless invigorant speedily initiates and carries to a successful conclusion. Diges tion is restored, the blood fertilized and sus tenance atlorded to each life-sustainiug or gan by the Bitters, which is inofleusive even to the feminine palate, vegetable in composi tion and thoroughly safe. Use it, aud regain vigor : . . Silver-Plated Amalgamating Plates. FOR MINBS AND Qt'AKTZ MILLS. We saw this week ml the San Francisco Plating Works, 053 and 655 Mission street, a single aheet of metal, of U5 square feet sur face, which had bceu houvily silver pluled. Ihis u probably the largest piece oi metal ever plated, aud will be exhibited at the Me chanics' Fair by Mr. Dcnnistou, proprietor of tue worKS. it is ultimately to be used as an amalgamating plate in placer mining work. Single sheets of metui of this size can only be made at few places, since the necessary facilities for this class of work are not com mon. At these works is a taLk which will hold 1.000 gallons, in which these large plates ure treated. We also saw 80 metal sheets, each with 12 square feet of surface, which are to be used for placer-mining plates at Bonanza Bar, otT Keltou. Some other plates are being made to bend to quartz mills iu, Utah and California. ' It is found that after the copper plates are silver plated, they answer much better for amalgamating plates for mill work, uot oxi dizing and being more easy to keep, clean; so that Mr. Denuistou has built up quite a trade in amalgamating plates of this kind. He has extensive facilities for doiug this work, and has supplied over 2JU quartz mills siuee ue ursi uegau 10 manuiacture the sil ver plated amalgamating plates. His pre sent facilities admit of his doing this work at reduced rates, so that he is constantly 111 1- mg orders lor mills ana placer mines, aud getting fresh orders from new people, show ing that the plates, prepared iu the manner slated, are appreciated by miners. In addition to these plates, gold, silver aud nickel plating iu ull its branches is carried on. 4 usl at present a lartre order of plumb ing work is being finished. Tue faucets, etc., comprised ia these articles are the tiuest that ever came to this coast, and were ordered through McN'ally & Hawkins, for an elegant resideuce iu this city. All the material is to be heavily plated with gold and silver. Mr. Ueuuistou just sent away by last steamer a large order of hotel goods to Japan, which were sent to him for replatiug. He has also done considerable popper plating of late for the new City Hall, 'lue worksaie kept quite busy on all kinds aud classes of jobs, plat ing new articles and replatiug old ones. Considerable work is done for hotels, res taurauls and other larye establishments. Alin'my and Scientific J'r$s. Plummer's Patent Fruit-Dryers. The interesting operation of fruit-drj iu by the Flutuoier process can be seen daily iu the north-east cornerof the I'uTilion. liere Mr. Plummer sdves a Dracticul illustration of the method by which he, iu a few hours, turns the ripe fruit into a marketable com modity that will last for years, and still re tain it tfeueral appearance, as well as alf its flavor aud nutriment. The Kreut desidera tum to the farmer is a fruit-dryer that will not only turn out a remarkable class of Koods, but also do it in quantities that will make it remunerative. The samples that Mr. Piuuituer offers for iuspectiou at the Fair are not selected for the purpose of de ceiving the public, or iuducinj; them to be liere his dryer can uo more than he repre sents it capable of performing, lie, there fore, jjocs through the whole process openly and above board, aud leaves those who watch the proccts and view the results to Judge for themselves. This exhibit is a most interesting one. San FraneUto Ijttten Pearl Oil. IFrom the S. F. Chronicle. J The Standard Oil Company of 123 Califor- la fet., fran rancisco, Lave on exhibition samples of their celebrated Etstern brand of earl Oil. It is loO detrreca lire test, and bsolutely safe. In tliee days when so much cheap 6tuir U being ollered for 6ale, onsumcrs would do well to secure a reliable rticie, such as we know the Pearl Oil to be. The Standard Oil Company are the largest manufacturers of illuminating oils in the world, and have been engaged iu the business ever umee the first application of petroleum as an lllumiualor. Ilicy are tne representa tives iu this city of all the well-known brands of oil manufactured by Dcvoeand Pratt. Stiles' Hercules Engine, A. Notice of which appeared in our columns few weeks since will be on exhibition at the Mechanics' Institute Fair, to be held in a. F., in August. It will be over 100 horse power. The two cylinders of which will be 20 feet each iu length with a base of 10 iuches. Mr. A. Myers, A. b25 Capp St.. Sau Francisco, is to be credited with lirst intro ducing the celebrated Kussian Koumiss on this coast, it is an established fact, loug knowu all over Europe aud Asia, that for Consumption, diseases of the lunge, and dys pepsia, JVUUUH05 ia tne ouiy sure reineuv. Its healing qualities as well as nourishing power, is truly wouderful. It imparts new vigor into the body, strengthens the whole eyuteui, aud thereby enables it to resist suc cessfully, the ruvages of the diseuse. The Koumiss manufactured by Mr. Myers, comes nearest to the article as it is made iu the Khirgisian steppes, possessing its healing qualities iu an etniueut manner. It is of a most agreeable taste, refreshing and exhiliar aling In a high degree, aud shows its beue- ticiai c licet upon the nerves almost instantly after having been taken. Considering the large number of consumptive and dyspeptic persons on this coat, Mr. Myers deserves litgn creuit ior navmg Qrnwu universal at tention to the Koumiss which fully deserves to become a most popular medicine. S. F. Hebrew Observer. Tub Harness and Saddlery Goods of Main it Winchester at the Pavilion constitute one of the most attractive displays in the Fair. luetr manufactures discount anything made iu this country, and at the Centennial Exhi bition at Philadelphia, two years ago, there was nothing to compare with their goods. Beauty, richness, aud exquisite workman ship conspire to make their manufactures unsurpassed. Their prices are low, their stock is excellent. Nan Franrium Bulletin. Wanted. A jjood Aeut ia every city, towu aud village in tue Luiteu btates, to take Bubscriptiuns (ur tbe Commkhcial Ae- vocate, tue only auti-catliulic and conserva tive labor paper published in America. Sub scription $3.1)0 a year, iu advance. Good in ducements will be offered to agents. Writ for terms and full particulars. Address Com mercial Advocatk, 526 Montgomery Street, Sau Francisco, Cal. Pkof. M. H. Savagb, recently Editor of Home Journal aud Principal 'f tbe Good Templars' Home for Orphans, Valli jo, a Col legiate, and holds a FiiBt Grade State Ceiliti cate iu California, intends reluming to tbe Pacific Coast, aud would be pleased to bear front Scbool Trustees who deoire to set ure a teacher with best of references. Address, M. II. Savage, Genoa, New York. Parties who wish to buy anj thing in the line of ruus or revolvers are invited to read the advertisement of Geo. V. Shreve in another place. He ia a reliable business man and can sell at low figures. In addition to this, he has a great variety from- which to select. . Harris' Improved Fruit Drtkb Is really a farmer's Machine, cheap, durable, simple in construction, U unequalled as a ralsiu Dryer. Price from 75 to $1,IK). Send Tur circular to Harris Js Bradut, 33 Second St., S. V. J, W. S1IAEFFER & CO.'S GREEN SEAL CIGAR3 arc made from finest Havana To bacco. 323 Sacramento street, Sau Francisco Bell's Speaking: Telephone. Transmitting the Human Voice by Tele graph. No Battery. No Moving Machinery. No skill required. Sani'l Hubbard, Agent, 8i0 Sausome street, room 9, San Francisco. Whkj .vti8T8 come down in their charges, then tinie muttt be hard Indeed. But Dr. T. C Jeesup, as will be Keen by reft-rence to the advertising columns, has the courage to break Into the dental inonoioly, and announces that hereafter he will cut things down fully 40 per cent. The doctor is one of our oldest and best known dentists, and when he makes this condi tion to the public It means business. San Francisco Slock Report. Photographs of superior tlulsh at Morse's Palace of Art, 417 Montgomery street, San Francisco. Buttkbick A Co.'s Patterns, fall styles. Send stamp for catalogue. 124 Post st., San Francisco. Now ready Fall "styles " Domestic " Paper Fash Ions. Sead stamp for Catalogue, 29 Post St., S. K. J. F. HILL, manufacturer of Carriages, Buggies, Express, Thorough Brace and Quartz Wagons. Cor ner J and 13th Sts, P. O. box 288, Sacramento, Cal. For the largext amount of reading, the frexhest newt, the belt market report, read the Sacramento WEEKLY US ION. All Photographs made at the New York Uallery No. 3 Third st..S. F are guaranteed to be first -class. Prices to suit the times. J. H. Pktkuh, Proprietor. Fob the best PhotograiWig and the lowest prices go to the old aud reliable establishment of WM. bllKW. No. 115 Kearny street, San FraucUco, established In 1851, and formerly located on Montgomery street. Walcott's Catakbu Annihi latok, cures Catarrh tu-itu worst form. It has no equal. Try one bottle. It will convince the most Incredulous. Send for Cir cular to H. Finlkv, lir3 Market St., tan Francisco. HEMOKIUIOIDS Oil PILES, a ireatlse on their scleu title aud painless treatment and radical cure, by K. J. FUASKlt, M. D., San Francisco. Price, 25 cents. For sale at the bouk stores aud by the author, at til Powell street. Seut by mail to any address upon celpt of the price in coin, currency or postage stamps. Horse Boots, etc., J O'Kaue 767 Market St., San Francisco. Send for circular. Ladd & Smith.. Dealers In Guns, Pistols, etc. An en is liullard. Iteming ton and Winchester llllles, cheap. t&Zl Kearny St., S. F. Send for circulars. j6garKKWtii. l)KTlfT, S23 Kkak.NY 'J&SxSf St.. S. F. Prices rraaoiiaiile. Gas given. SCARCE COOD3, lunik. Photos. te. Sam ple & Catalogue, Sc. Paris Book Co. Chicago, 111. J2s3t 1B- Curistopu ik, 135 Kearny, Cor. Sutter tXTCT F. dentiwtry lirsl-clsiM; prices low. I ADIKa fitYoiClAS UAitltfeN N fcas. KIC. X J t rented. Dlt. MiXJN. 40i Kearny 8L. h. K. Cal. t. N. P. Co. (New dencri), N-. 28 NTUU.VlEltVS lKMfkKANuK HOlfcU XT ILAiS DAUAM) lit APS. PRICE Lib V FtifcE. Addrt-a. Great Western Gun Works, Pittsburg, Pa. 161 A UTFn Men for one year, to beein work at lIHll I LU once, tulury f ur. Bubhi. .. fir.i cIium. IJmMlTUHtoLAna OUltL Jfcei.NJATI.OmO. 1 l.OKtJi; iiritAKkl(7 LllUurnilirr, V J 40 Clay St., 6. F. Bonds, Certillcates of Stock, t hecks. Dralts. Notes. Corporal Ion Seals, etc.. &C. CROSS ETT e WEXTIST Nw. 1 Third Strm. Nu rranrUru AGENTS WANTED. SOW KF.ADY TIIK Grand Achievements ol 11. M. bum ley aud his Murvelout Journey dou the Con). Addreus A. L. HtKvsorr ec Co.. S. F. AND KTHIUNGS California made S. it complete for t at II. Mamas & Son's Loss Ulllcr. , &!i,333 and 41 Kearny St . San Francisco. AGENTS WANTED AT ONCK IN KVkKY TOWN ou the coas: Dune stationery package: every body is buyinx; send 10 ceiita for sample. SADLKlt & Co.. 116 Post street. S. F. El fl oil C da ur made by J I II H j Cliromos, Crayons. Pic Cards. 1 samples. Kenis seiliutf our icture aud tlirouio worth as. sent. postpaid, for HS Cents iiiusiruieu catalogue irrr. J. H. birtUKU SONS. BOSTON. IKstab'd ltUH. REVOLVERS, GUNS, &C, GKKAT, VARIETY. Send for illustrated Catalogue aud prices. GEO. W. SHKEVE, 137 Montgomery SU.buu F rancisco. MILLERS Nrnd tjl't.SO for Ket fLUl'K TKIKK rvrr luxilr. Straub Mill Co., Umeinnati, 0. rPKKTH-AKTKK HATl'ICK 4 NKI- I- eratioii. iu couxequencu of hard times, I have determined to reduce the price of uold nlliues and srtillcl.il teeth almost one-half, giving a tine set of teeili lor $15, worth 23: and ttold UlliiiKS lor $3, worth until further notice. T. C. JESiUP. Cor ner of Mom Bomery aud butter stretts, San Francisco. KNIGHT'S WATER WHEEL. 'PHK SfPKKIOKITY OF THIS WHKEL IS WELL a suitutiitiat4 u uy the large number now in use. It never raps to give iatii)iction. A u st my olllce. For sale by Alkahim A model can be seen u. Pall, room 'M aalts Deposit Building, S. F. AGENTS WANTED FOR THE " NEW LAW EucvcloDsdia.' " Hand hook oi Meiiciue, Transmission of Life." 'Pnyst cal Life of Women and ' New Cyclopedia of Domes tic Economy." These works sell readily and money can be m.ttle by any agent. Send lor circulars of these and other books. F. Diwisg & Co.. 'All Dupont street. Sau Francisco. MONEY COINED. LADY AND GENTLEMEN CANVASSERS wanted immediately for the fastest selling work ever published. Kiiiloymrnt at mi nil. Quick sales and Isrge profits, choice of territory given to tlrst applicant. Address, Jxyts T. Wiiitk & Co., 72a Montgomery street. San Francisco 111 iiiahliiif any I.ircliae r IMMite to nny per, you will iu wrltliiur in resitouse mlvrlliruieiit iu till ine IleMe mention f lie iiniiae of I lie nxr OILS ihi:mx 31 A 4 II I ' fK Oil.. Snerm. Wbal. 1-ard. Tanners' snil all brands of lllutiiluatliiK Oils Fluids, Lamp Stock. Paint Oils and Leads, Varnishes. Axle (iresse. tic. Send for circular. HL'ICHlNtJS A CO., Oil and Ceneral Coin mission Merchants, 517 "ront street. San Francisco. OPIUM, MORPHINE .r LAUDANUM Habit Cored! Without pain, prostration or loss of business, "all correspondence strictly confidential." Price from to HMO per month money refunded If patient Is uot relieved. Address Lock Box 1014, or call upon K. P. Kohhei.u 5 Mason Street. San Francisco. Commission Stock Brokers S4U fallforiilA Ht.. ."mm Frsnrlnru. Stocks bought, sold and carried on margins. Money to Iohk on mining stocks, "special ntteutlou given to all orders from coun try customers. LEWIS' BOSTON Baked Beans, I'l'TTINU IA('MI.U ., SAN FRANCISCO. AffentN, TUBULAR AND ANCLE IRON HARROWS, WITH STEEL TEETH, Cleaner, stronger, more durable and etlsetive than wooden ones, lor tale by I. W. Grant & Co., lit Washington St. San Francis co. Send for Circular. IN tER NATIONAL HOTEL, 24 Knd H-t Krsruy Ht.. Matn Franrlaro. Ml SO and UtOOFEIt DAY H. C. PATRIDGE, ----- Proprietor. Th o Concord Conrlicft. with the name of the Hotel on, will always be In waiting at the lHiidltig to couvey passengers to the Hotel free. IST-lle sure you el Into tlie right Coach; If you do not, they will charge you. DOORS, WINDOWS, BLINDS, WEIGHTS, CORD, PULLEY, &o.. at lowesj W market rates. Send for Circular!. E. 11 KITTREUOK A CO., o and S California bt.. . K Oil For Family Use. PEARL Oil. 150d 8 firete8t NONPAREIL II,150deg. Fire test. ASTRAL OII 150 deg. Fire Test. In 1,2, aud 5 gallon cans. BKIM.IAXT OIL. f aocet aud Plain. DEVOE'S PRATT'S RADIANT Oil. Standard il Co 1JI California St., San Franrhcc THOMAS DAY, , 1 snd 1X4 Hatter Ht., Man Vranrlaco, DlttlllX ALL Plumbing Supplies, AXPKVKBY VARIETY OF FIXTURES FOR GAS OR OIL, INCLUDING FISR CUlCKS AN'D MANTLF. OR iiatiieuto; all kinds of Hut h-tnOn: Wtr :i.u. t and connections. ljitiBt linnroved Kaucets snd llaMln Cocks, lloili rs, t;abinct and Knsinelcd Wash Stands, Uutd and Iron I'in and Klttinm all vlzea. Also Aqnsrlnwa, Fonntalus and Uarden or I namcnts. x-. ... Jta.A, DONNOIXY'S PREMIUM YEAST POWDER. Is now taking the lad of all other Powder on thla Coast. miners Callaghan's - Standard" Cr Tartar m hulk papers ' hulk OiiDprsand tins: Callaghan 8 i X L Saleratns . o nlarkeUPlXCALLAOUAK A CO.. Manufacturers, 1I CALVERT'S CAltllll.lO SHEEP WASH X per gallon. T. W. JACKSON, San Francis co, Sole Agent for the Pacific Coast. BETHESDA WATER Waukesha, Wis. Famou for the cure of Itldn. oy XD s s o , t i .n.i Tnt mutton. Send for CWrTlrU 107 Stockton street, tian rancisco. 18-4 in. 3 ply 10 ct per foot 1 in. Hose Cocks $1-25 each. 3-4" ' " 90o ) i -2 65c IRON PIPE, FITTINGS, PUMPS, Zinc, Bath Tuba. Bnuw cockb, rinniuer Wn AI1CI1 Market Nlret" . K. ALLtll SAN FRANCISCO. PORTABLE MILLS. I vR FEED AJfD FLOUR. FOR FARMERS' US T LiKht, Cheap. Durable, Tae best In use. Send for lit ustrated circulars to JOS. WAGNER & CO., 113 Mission street, ban f rancisco. MENZOSPRINC, Manufacturer or ARTIFICIAL LIMBS Office snd address, 1 Geary strwf, San Francisco. Descriptive circulars, blanks for measurements, with Instruc tions, and pries list free on appli cation. CAN BE MADE Every Day! Vsng the TiffiX Wkll. Bokixq and Kock DmLLiNoMa- chimk. The labor ts all dona by horse. .No Patent Klght swindle. You get your money's worth, in machinery and tools. li--iilrn trr. Addrsss. L.OOMIS A XYXUkJi. Tiffin. OUUk. CAMPING TO Y0SEMITE and BIG TREES. A DELIGHTFUL. INSTUTJCTIVK, HKALTHFUL and Inexpensive trip. Parties take the most direct route for Coulterville, thence by a (rood road t45 miles) to Vosemlte, passing ower v;ave aim rnoi Peak, through Merced Grove Biif Trees and Merced lilver canyon, by and in near vliw of Cascade, Klo bon, Urldal Veil and Yosemite Falls, and the ml(thry Granite Cliffs and Dome of the Canyon and Yoseinite Valley the frrandest mountain, forest, rock and water scenery In the world. pump TUB OLD KKMAI1LK! And Clienprat Painp In tlie Market. HOLBROOK. MERRILL & STETSON Sol agents 113 Ca'ifornia street. Sau Francisco. ZLOO.OOO lbs. CHOICE SMOKING TOBACCO, Packed In two, four and eight ounce sacks from Forty to Sixty-Five Cents per Pound. These Tobaccos will be found superior to any In the market or the price. We will send them U any one address In lots of not less than five (5) pounds, C. O. D. Address, E- BRIG6S & CO., Tobacconists. 525 and 57 Market St.. San Francisco. TIIK HUSTON DRY GOODS STORE, 25 Fourth street, San Francisco, Will send by mall on receipt of the price and postage: Best Enelisi Needles 5 cts paper ....5 cts spool ....5 cts each 4 for 25 cts ....ft cts yard ....5 cts yanl 111 et pair ...,'i5 cts pair ... 23 cts each 5 cts pair Best auo-yard Spo'd Cottou Plain or Embroidered linen collars.. All L'nen Handkerchiefs Wide Valenciennes Lace Lace Edged Ruffling Child's Hose, white or colored Lad es' Silk Clocked Balbriggan Ladies Silk Neck-ties.. Men's Cottou H hose THE NEW ERA fl V 1 CS I I! Ml 11 l V' aLLm m FBI 9 ANUFACTUKKI) FROM BKST "WHEAT BY an entirely new process: best beverage in the market: ruvhi-.e in It to Injure: no adulteration; contains virtue and heslth-prortuoim? elements n t pBcsed by tea or cotree; anesper man tea or coi tee: ran be used bv all who are unable to drink lm norted coffee: recommended by all physicians when known; nive It a trial. For sale by all first-class rrocers. C. K. lltwiu, ceneral agent, x Market St., San Francisco. l&oots and Shoes. JO II NCLLIVAX, N. K. eor. Bat tery and Jackson Sts., San Franclsco.offers to make to order the best French Calf leather HOOTS, at from 3 to 9: Califor- n a Leather Boots, $6; Gaiters and Alexis Ties. Ktofi: French Calf Oxford Ties. 4; California, fS 90; Boys' and Children's Boots and Shoes made to order. Persons tn the country order ing Boots and Shoes to the amount of Twelve Dollsrs or more will be allowed a reduction of four per cent., so as to make the express charttc" Htfhf. 1 sell Bots snd Shoes of MY OWN MAN CFACTUKH. o.nlv. Boots and Shoes sent C. O. 1. positively one price. AMERICAN EXCHANGE HOTEL, SAN FRANCISCO. rillTI old and popular hotel baa for a quarter of a i century entered to the wants of the public Tho. Bkyan, an old Caltfornl&n and an experi enced gentleman, conducts tbe bouse, which ia a sufficient guarantee that Comfort, tiood 1,1 t I n, C'lraallneas) And the general wellfare of guests will he accorded to all. The table will be furnished with tbe best the market eff cds. Oeutietnany and obllitlng clerk and careful waiter in attenda'ico This house la tht mott centrally located 01 any In the city, street cars pairs the door every two minutes. The hotel coa?h will carry passengers to and from the bousf free of charge. Prices from SI. AO to 11.9 per day Get tlao Boet Z TURBINE WINDMILL 81raple, Durable AMD Ornamental. This Mill ts tuiMierttTiss therefore cannot he Injured b storms. They are made of tht best materials, and warranted to give satisfaction. Manufactory, Oakland, Cal., Biooid St.. bet. Broadway - as d Washington St&, fW Tlie undersigned has pur chased the Patrmt KioH r for tht Pacific Coast. Send for Circulars A L. VAN BLAHCOM, P. O. B01 367. Oakland. al. Urltellahl KjSi&isSPSS AgenU Wanted In Kvery Connt.v JOE POHEIM TILE TAttOK, 203 Montgomery St and 103 Thi'd, S. F. Business Suits male to order, la t hours, from (2 Pants made to order In 24 hours, from & Fine Diagonal, Cass mere and Scotch Cheviot Suits, to order io t Fine Dress SulU to order tto to t30 Overcoats, from jo to 3S Knlea of Helf-M raitarsutal Kent Frrr, COMETHING NEW, LIGHT, DURABLE, Comfortable, free from dirt or vermin, warr tited for 10 years: picked In t indie for snipnieut iJir (test size w ilnUs oif f 5-1 t. t'rlcei fr otto c cordini; to width. Ssn l for Circulars t- LATTIN SPRING BED COMPANY 1039 market Htrecl. San Francisco. HE flL mtwm and tins: CVl:u?nan "strictly pure" Gr. Tirtsi i Callazhan'S Front street. baa r rancisco. FOR SALE. oK in: ash rim Head of Timrouli-Orea bpanlsli M rim. Ewes will sell at a very low prlee fur thirty days trom dte. Itceideuce i-orrer Mh siou and Mlli Sts. M. . w atki.vm. tan Jow, Cal. PACIFIC WATER CURE Eclectic Health Institute, K0KTHWEST C0KNEE 7th AND L STS. BACltAMEXTO, CAL. BMn(f fully prepared to treat all forms .f dixtftspon tne 1h est and niot seieutinc principles. tt;eitirr with Rood rooms and board, we with coiniiieiu-e for public patromie. rormruier pnmcn lr n, dress 31. V. 1 roprtetor. BUSINESS COLLECE. 320 POST STREET, SAN FKANCISUO. TMK oldest and inost complete Commercial Iwre on the coast. jClecant balls : nw forfeiture- thor. emftt Instruction; practical teachers; hlnh staudlug with th3 public. Students can commence si ir.y time. Day and evening sessions. Circulars nia be bad free on application. N. CURRY & BRO. 113 Sansome Street, San Francisco SOLE AGENTS FOR TM Sharps Rifle Co., of Britort, Com FOIi CALIFORNIA, OliKGOV. AUfZOVA. SE VADA, WASHINGTON TEIiKITOUY, A ND IDAHO. Also, Agent- for W. W. G IJKE VEf'S Cel-hraied WeilifefaMt. liokebore Breech loadlnir DOI HI.F. GCN'S; and an Kinds or (illNS, ItlH.KS and P1S ViwToIs made by the Lending Mannfae- Hirers oi r.iiKlanil ana America. AM- MUNITION o ail kinds. in qjantitiea tosulu P. & F. G. CONKUN, Sanauiur t. Frsnflro. fjL l lurr tH h u d Dealrrs iu all klmU of Bark Hkiil. (iirrskrr, . Win. . Kid. flotli. and 4'otn tt nat ton I o rn Oldmt aud I.Hrj'itt JIvi lluu.r on Puri ne Oa-t. 'nu n!itl will Mr 1 1 liriirr ilo e for I tie money iIihii ftuy ai liet- liuu-, In 'ililorii:a. NEWSPAPERS Bought and Sold. "7E FREQUENTLY H A V K IN JL. I ill 1S A not I W papers for sale by p rt es who wiHii to buy. sis In retcard to new towns desirinR to have a inper esitii lished. All parties who wish t- buy or sell, as well as thoe who wish lor any information in reinl to tlie newspaper businefisou tins co.-u win no wen m ., municate with us. Pa inc V e sp.i n.-r lubl!Hiiii t o.. CARLOS WHITE, froprlel -r. . ami Market St., San Francisco. 1. o. iwi 4.1. UfUntsides, lnsides. Supplements, &C.,. furnish.! at a small advance on the price of blank paper . ABBOTT DOWNING CO'S Concori Wagons. Mm I Carriages, The Pennine nourordl lIarM.',, Manufaf- tnred by James li. Hill C .. at Concoru. -New Hainpliire. Also K. M. Miner v co s . eieorate.i Kiicsle nnd frrla i- of tjuincy It:in4s A f ull stocK oi tne aoove nm, 1171 u!i.-niiy on hand, by T. S. EASTJ .,1 .- . Atceiil. 4 1 Battery St. San FranclttMi, Cal. UNIVERSITY MOUND COLLEGE, SAN FKANC1SCO. Boarding Sciiool for Young Men and Boys HFor Catalogue, apply to JOHN UAMRI.G, B. A.. Hrlnclpnl. WINDOW SHADE MAXUFACTORT. ALL Stvles and Colors for Private Houses. Hants and Ortice Mde to tjrde.r. of tlie Oil lamtt-t tlpajne (loods.or anv M Uertal desired. Agency for Spring Fixtures, Orders froiu the interior roii)iuy filled. . W. CLARK, Importer, Wholesale ami relsi I dealer in Paper Window Shades, and all kind of Shale Miterisl. Has thj largtt stock: In this line on the 1'iu-iiic- Comu 45 nsrkfl Ht. San Francisco. two doors west of lNlm-e H.rtel. WATERHOUSE & LESTER, SAX FRANCISCO AND SACIIAM KNTO. LMPOHTEI4S of Wton mut rsrrlsg;s tril. Carrli4je Hardware, Triuiiuincn. Bm1i-!. Sarveu Fatent and WKd Hub Wheel. Hr,l V.vl Lumber, Half Fatent. oncrd mil Oiiiuuoo A lw. Carriage Lamps Mounting's, Clot In, Ijaatlir, etc. JIT-SOLE AGENTS For Thi e " Haven rstrnt Ainiuir l - -, -ygfl t'Mrrissir' lop Prlrs f lop, U. Jacket, ' 4. Aeentsfor the Itubhrr 'nliont ile. which secure MtVt.. ronrort ass -.v, Felwrs" Patent Lesthrr Dasbev. mil lsrk's Fatent Adjustatile Carriage I'tubreli:-. We mike favorable terms on H ; sr k recent iv Eurchased ot T. O. Taylor Co,, succes-on" to T. H. lug Co. - EKtablislied 1H.53. Gargling Oil Liniment Yellow Wrapper for Animal and White for Human Flesh, is GOOD FOR Bums and Scalds, Sprains and Tlmises. Chilblains, Frost Bites.Strinkrhalt, Windjjalls, Scratches or Grease. Vtmt Hot in Shet-p, Chapped Hands, Flesh Wounds, External I'oibons, Sand Cracks, G.lUs of all kinds, Sitfist, Hinuboiic, 1I1 Kvil, Swellinps, Tumors, (Jarjret in Cows, Cracked Teats, Callous, Lameness, Horn Distemper, Crownscah, Qtiittor, Foul Ulcers, 1-arcv, Ahcess of tlie Udder, Swelled Legs, Thrush, Foundered I-et.t, Houp in I'oultry, Cracked Hccis, Kpizotic, Inline Hack, Hemorrhoids or I"ileS, Toothache, Itbeumatism, Spavins, Swi-ency, FLstula, Mange, Caked Urcasts, Sore Nipples, Curb, Old Sores. Corns, Whitlows, Cramps, Boils, Weakness of the Joint' Contraction ' " ' '' Mcrrhant'a Garslinc laniment of the Unitt- medium. sr family use, 25c. . 'i ., ly Mcrr' i