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TY V i. i - - ' 4 j 5 if ! i i r. ! Wit and Humor. February is the most impecunious month; it is always short. "It's all up with us now," as the bal loonist said when he reached the clouds'. What is the most unfortunate vegeta ble they could have on board a ship? A leek. Teacher (to class in geography) ''How is the earth divided?" Sharp Boy "By earthquakes' When the women get control they will organize their militia with needle-guns. Lowell Courier. William Tell shuddered when he shot the apple from his son's head because it was an arrow escape. A soft answer turneth away wrath, and to you should never kick a bull-dog back of the ear. N. Y. Herald. The Philadelphia Bulletin suggests that graduates of female colleges be given the title of "Spinster of Arts." A person who had attended a stupid lecture being asked if "everything went off well," replied: "Yes: especially the audience." A conceited liDgllsh paper calls itself by the name of "Brain? Webster and Worcester both spell that kind of thin" "brayings." "Pa," said a little four-year-old, "there's a man out there that would give anjimng 10 see you." "Wnoisit, my a ai t i - on i "Ai is a uiinu man." "Are you the mate of this ship?" said a newly-arrived passenger to the cook "No, sir, I am the man that cooks the mate," said the Hibernian. An Indiana preacher made use of the expression "the icouclastic segregate oi Bin," last ouDaay, ana nas already re ceived a call to a Congregational church in Boston. Pay your way. Q Id gent: "We have loit our way, boy. Can you direct us? Bay: "If a hold gent like you loses bis way, can't expect a boy like me to had it for him not for nothing." If there is anything in this world that makes a man so mad that he can't distin guisu his dad from Sitting Bull, it is to read a daily paper naif through and sua denly discover it to be a week old. "vvnat is tne dinerence between me and St. Paul?" asked one man of another. "St. Paul was all things to all men, and you are nothing to anybody I" was the reply. That wasn't the right answer. Life Preserving Rules- 1 Never dis turb a dog when ne is eating. 2 Never interrupt an editor when he is reading proof. 3 Never call upon a housewife when she is up to her elbows in a wash- tub. Oswego's old woman has reeached the age of 102 without having made a bed quilt with 10,000 pieces in it. Can a womau who has so neglected her plain duty squeeze into heaven. Detroit Free Preti. The sermon of the best preacher in the world will not make as much impression upon a congregation as the sudden pat tering of rain on the window panes of a church containg two hundred new spring bonnets. A tramp who will borrow the family bread-knife and stab himself with it on the steps which have just been nicely washed, should have no public sympathy for the misfortune which led him to the rash act. Detroit Free Pres. A country paper truthfully and thetically assures us that "There Is no town, however watched tended. pa- and But one dead bank lit there; There is no safe, however well defended But needs stili greater care." "I hope there are no cannibals around here," said a stupid traveller to a frontier girl, as she was making a batch of bread. "There are plenty of 'em," returned she, pouring some corn meal into the pan. "We almost always eat a little Indian with our bread." What the President of Reform Club ays occasionally : Backward, turn backward, oh, time, in your flight; let me remember when last I was tight. Wife at the window, her ma at the door; you all know how it is who have been there before. An old farmer lately gave this advice to his sons: "Boys, don't you ever wait for something to turn up. You might just as well go an' sit down on a stone'in the middle of a medder, with a pail atwixt your legs, an' wait for a cow to back up to you to be milked." A philosopher says: "Nature is a fault less workman. She never makes a mis take. In order to give women something wherewith to occupy their minds and hands, she gave them long hair. At the same time, foreseeing that circumstances might arise in which the possession of long hair would be inconvenient, she made the back hair of woman detacha ble, so that it can be taken off and laid aside whenever such a course seems de sirable." - A Hartford man went home to dinner and saw part of the washing still left in the tubs. Hurrying to the yard he saw bis wife braced against the fence, holding tothe end of a broken clothes line to keep the newly-washed garments from the ground. "Here I've been, holdiBg this line for over an hour, sir," she snapped. "But why didn't you call some one?" he inquired. "There's that new family next door the woman would have come over in one minute." But the wife said: "Woman next door, you big idiot, you! Hasn't she been peeking around for two weeks to see my wash, and d'ye think I'd give her a chance to find out whether the sleeves of my nightgown were pieced down with un bleached cotton? You don't know any thing, sir, and you make tracks for a piece of rope, sir." A CoNviNcrao. Argument. He was squirting tobacco juice over the floor of the saloon, and telling how capital op- f tressed labor, when one of the dozen men n the place inquired: "Air you one o' them Commuists?" "I hold, sir, that we must have an even distribution of property yes, sir, or we'll light, sir!" was the pompous reply. A box full of fine-cut was handed him. He put it in his pocket, and was walking away, when the Communist called out: "Beg pardon, but you are carrying1 off my tobacco 1" . "S'ali right-s'all right," replied the other. "I was oat, and you have plenty. We ve got to even this business up, you Jtnow, and you keep the box and I'll keep the tobacco." mS? Wato? bi to lick and tne Com munist pat the empty box in his pocket, d refused to laugh with the crowd. French Orators. Col. Higginson, in a letter to the Woman's Journal, from Paris, gives the following interesting description of the scene witnessed by him at the centennial of Voltaire: I came to Paris a little earlier than I had intended, not so much to honor the memory of Voltaire though in many ways I honor it, not in all as to avail myself of an unusual opportunity of hearing French eloquence. I had always wished to know whether this wonderful ly adaptive language lent itself to oratory as it does to prose writing and to conver sation ; and when I hear Victor Hugo and Emile Deschanel, I found that its re sources were greater than I had dreamed, lis delicacy, its precision, the fine edge of its satire, the exquisite ease with which one who wields it can decapitate an opponent before he knows it, like the sword of Saladiu all this I observed with delight. But I found also that it had in it a power of gradual swell and reach, for which I was not so well pre pared. I never heard a finer ocean-swell of a sentence than when Victor Hugo de scribed all the arts of peace, all the joys of home, all the pursuits and interests of life, and then showed how sovereigns made all this to culminate in that fright ful International Exposition called a battle-field 1 To say that it was brilliant and electric is nothing: it was a swell like an ocean wave, bursting at last in spray and dyiBg away in sound. It is idle to call Victor Hugo a mere rhetorician; it is impossible to appreci ate his style without hearing it from his own lips. And it implies a French audi ence, too, full of enthusiasm, of literary perception, and of demonstration; men around me followed the progress of sentence with smothered "Ah-h-h" of breathless delight, and the applauses at the intervals with hands and with shouts never with feet were Buch as might well carry an orator beyond himself. Long before the hour of meeting, all tickets were sold, and placards announc ed the fact a dense crowd' surrounded the theater and it was hard to reach the door. When I told the sergent de tille (or policeman) at the door that I was an American and must have a place, he left his post to another and guided me to where a few more seats were yet sold by speculators, and I got one for less price tu an some wno came later. Never did I see an audience of finer asr pect. There is amon' cultivated French men, I maintain, an air superior to that of Anglo-haxons ot the same grade; equal mtellect with far higher polish. The platform was filled with such men and the audience had a prevailingly well dressed look which surprised me. This, indeed, was the picked audience; the vast popular demonstration of six thou sand persons was going at the American circus at the same time. When I asked my French neighbor whether Victor Hugo was on the platform, he looked at me with surprise. "When Victor Hugo enters, he said, you will hear a sound rrom the audience like that of an ocean And such indeed was the shout of ao plause when that commanding gray head appeared amidst the crowd on the plat form. "When Victor Hugo rose to speak, the scene was to the eye tar more impressive Twelve candles were lighted that he might see his manuscript these candles lighted up the strong face of the old poet, with its white hair and short white beard and behind his face rose a laureled pedestal, on which smiled the bust of Voltaire. It was the only bust of him ever seen by me in which the smile was not cynical and a little repulsive in this bust it was simply kindlv and equable. and Victor Hugo's praises of the smile seemed therefore less daring. The speak er's manuscript consisted of sheets twice the size of the largest foolscap I ever saw, and the band writing was in propor tion, so that the speech was read without glasses. The effect of it was to try a sentence in his own vein serene, defiant, conciliatory, revolutionary, winning, ter rific. You could not call his manner over-done, because it was so in keeping with the matter and so natural to the man. .Never had he more fehcious an titheses, more dramatic climaxes; and even when he raised his hand above his head, each finger quivering, with sepa rate currents of excitement, and when he struck his head with his hands as if to tear his hair, it still seemed merely as if the key-note of the whole were pitched a little like ours, and as if all else were correct. And certainly, if the test of ora tory is to make the moat of an occasion and an audience, that effect was reached by Victor Hugo. Orientals at the Etposttiov. Von drink your coffee to an accompaniment or concerted music. the musicians are four in number a comic nporn. win rolls his head and eyes about in an alarm ing manner winic ne plays, and three Arabs. Near them sat a lovelv Arab maid, who seemed to be the chief's daugh ter. one is not more than tpn. unci Mi- ready she is a woman. Eler eves are singularly sweet, and her figure no doubt wouia seem cnarming to a Turk, though tO US, Who like not a ton hnuri-likn velopment, it might appear no worse if it were thinner. While I sat sipping my coffee two Frankish journalists entered, wearing in tneir bands some Oriental sweetmeats they had bought in the bazar below. As soon as he set eyes upon them, our friends, of the sunny smile made them understand by signs that the young lady would not have any objec tion to a taste, and like true Franks, Uiey instantly sent the sweets across to her. She accepted the eift with era,-;,, no glance of approbation worth twentv times the six sous exDended nn th ct,vt, confectionary. A woman in one sense to be sure, but child enough atni in an other. Poor thing! If all Arab life is true, this visit of hers to Eu rope is likely to be one of the few inn. incidents she will know hoforo h, comes, when old and ugly (wome'u are uom at twenty or iwenty-nve in the des ert), to be ranked by some turpaned infi del as something a little higher than his dog and a great deal lower than his horse. A correspondent ot the Charleston Newt and Courier writes the voyage of the Azor to Liberia: The sufferings of the immigrants were intense. They had not been accustomed to practice self de nial, and soon exhausted the limited daily supply of water. There was great waste despite the efforts of the officers. The fever ipread rapidly, and before we reached this point, which is a colonial settlement on the West Coast, belongiug to Great Britain, twenty-three of our ill fated emigrants had died. I have never seen a sadder sight than when their re mains were committed to the deep. The names of the dead will go to you by the first mail steamer that touches at this place. St. Louis Compared with India. "This is hotter than India," said a gen tleman behind the counter of a promi neut cigar store on Fourth street to an Evening Post reporter who was buying a weed. "How do you make that out?" "I mean one suffers more from the heat as it now rages here than do the white people in India. I was in India nine years, sergeant in one of the British regi ments stationed there, and I know that I have suffered more from the heat during the past three days in St. Louis than I ever did in all the years I was in India. .The reason is that the temperature, high as it is, is eqable it ranges all the year round from say 110 to 120, and the sys tem gradually becomes accustomed to it. While here the changes are so sudden that the ueople are prostrated at once." "How do the white people in India keep cool?" "The hot winds that blow there seem to come straight from a furnace, and to protect themselves from these winds masses oi seaweed, caned taties, are erected in front of all the doors,' stretch ing in a slanting direction from the top of the door to the ground, and these taties are kept wet by natives throwing water upon them all day long. Drafts of ai are prodaced in the rooms by what they call punkahs, like the movable fans, kep in motion by steam, that you see in the restaurant. Only the punkahs are about six feet long and three feet wide, and a native keeps pulling them, standing at one end, by means of a rope. Attached to the bottom of the punkahs are cur tains, which sweep down within six inches ot your lace when you lie in bed. You find your bed, though, covered with bugs you can sweep them off m handfuls. you clear the bed of them by placing in the sun, you find it covered the nex morning the same as ever." "Are sun-strokes frequent?" "JNotas long as the men are not on duty, i'rom 0 a.m. until 4 r. M. it is dangerous to be out ia the sun. During one march which my regiment made in in 1858, about fifty men a day were struck in that regiment alone. A man wouli begin to laugh, then to cry, and in fifteen minutes he would be a corpse. I have seen their skulls split open as if some oue had struck them on the head with an ax and you could see their brains boiling while the skull itself became black Very few men ever survive a sun-stroke and if they do, it always leaves its work upon the miud." St. Louis Evening Post The Postal Congress of Paris. Our representatives at the Postal Con gress, which has recently been in session at I'aris, have done their work very well Those representatives were First Assist ant Postmaster Gen. Tyner and Mr. J. II Blackfan. Superintendent of Foreign Mails. By their efforts, a much more satisfactory price will be paid for Eu ropean mails transported across the Unit ed States, than was origiually mteuded Four francs a kilogramme for letters was the sum named in the French project of the Postal Congress. But our Commis siouers insisted that the price should be six franca a kilogramme, or halt as much again, and that amouut was finally agreed on. uut representatives also succeeded in limiting the obligation to pay for loss of registered packages, in all countries be longing to the Postal Union which agree to it, to $10 or thereabouts, without re gard to the conteuts of the packages, the value ot the contents to be endorsed on the packages, in order to secure special care in transmission and handling. It was not possible to arrange finally an in teruational money order system with France, because France desires to have the rate uniform for all countries, a thing out ot the question, at present at least. But the subject was well ventilated, and it is probable that at a special convention to consider the international money order system some arrangement will be made The Commissioners have not only done much tor the convenience ot their coun trymen, but have strengthened the ties which connect the people of France and the United btate?.--iv. Y. Mail. TnE Biggest Man in the Would.- William Campbell, who is said to have been the biggest man in the world, died in Newcastle, England, last May, at the age of twenty-two. He was born in Glas gow in 1856, and went to Newcastle last November, where he became landlord of the public house known as the "Duke of Wellington." When but nine months old, he weighed 5(J pounds, and at the age of ten he turned the scale of 252 pounds. He continued to increase in size until. just before his death, he weighed 728 pound. His height was G feet 35 in ches, he measured 95 inches around the shoulders, 70 inches around the chest, 47 inches around the thigh, and the circum ference of his calf was 35 inches. One suit of clothes for him required more cloth than would be needed to make three suits for an ordinary man. A Woman's Bravery.- -Quite a ro mantic tale f reward for bravery comes from Copenhagen, of which a laborer's wife past fifty years ot age is the heroine. It seems that the poor woman, observing, a few months ago, three children who had fallen through the ice on the lake, rushed into the water, and, at the imminent peril of her own life, rescued the children. His majesty the king decided that this act ot bravery should not pass unrewarded. The poor woman was sent up to town from the country; a room was prepared for her in the royal palace, where she staid a couple of days to see the sights of Copen hagen, and the other day . she received from the bauds of the king, in the pres ence of the royal family, the rredal and ribbon for civil acts of bravery, being the first woman in Denmark who has receiv ed this honor, George Washington Revise d. George, did you chop down the cherry- tree V "What do you soy?" "Did you chop down that tree?'' "Ax me no questions ond I'll tell you no lies." 'George, you have a hatchet?" "So's a hen." "You chopped down that tree?" "Didn't." "Young man, commere to me." "What d'you want?" "To play hide and seek." So the old man went out to seek the hide. The scene which ensued in the wood-shed beggars description. It was touching in the extreme. "I hold it to be a fact." says Pascal, "that if all persons knew what they said of each other, there would not be any friends in the world." A woman need not always recall her age, but she should never forget it. A Healthy Body and a Clear Head. . If indigestion, constipatiou and bilious ness torment the body, the head canuot be cl ear. These disorders react upon tlie brain most hurtfully, and produce a cloudiness in the organ of thought not experienced by a healthy man. Happily these brain-oppressing maladies may be entirely dispelled by that peerless alterative, llostetter's Stomach Bitters, which cheers, refreshes and invigor ates the brain and nerves, while it regulates the organs of digestion, assimilation and bil ious secretion. It expels the morbid humors which poison the system through the bowels and urinary passages, and exerts a powerfully invigoratiug influence as well. Its cathartic action is never irritating, violent or painful, but even, natural and progressive. As an appetizer and Bleep promoter the Bitters is unrivalled; it mitigates the infirmities of age, relieves the ailments peculiar to the gentler sex, arrests premature decay, and builds up an enfeebled physique. Herrmann, the Hatter. Fair dealinjf alwavs insures success. This is again proved bv Herrmann, the Hatter of San Francisco, who, finding his old store too small for his increasing trade had to remove to a larger store, which is at 3.'i(i Kearny St., oeiween liush and .Fine, where he will al ways sell the finest hat.t at the lowest prices. liranch store at 91.) Market street, near Bald win s Hotel, San irancisco. Manufacturers of Writing and Printing Inks, Extracts, Essences, Mucilage, Blacking, etc. Hole proprietors of lalcotts' fure Es sence of Jamaica Ginger, Edwards' Superior Laundry Bluing, and Boland's Sopenica. Olhce and manufactory, No. 712 Sansome St., Sail' rancisco. Samples and price list fur nished upon application. Stiles' Hercules Engine, A Notice of which appeared in our columns a few weeks since will be on exhibition at the Mechanics' Institute Fair, to be held in S. F., in August. It will be over 100 horse power. The two cylinders of which will be 20 feet each in length with a base of 10 inches. Telephones. The best and cheapest in the market. Within the means of all. A wonderful an d useful invention. Send stamp for illustrated circular ana price list. J. M. Clark, Electric ian, Boao Ualiiornia St., S. F. Bell's Speaking: Telephone. Transmitting the Human Voice by Tele graph. No Battery. No Moving Machiuery. No skill required. Sam'l Hubbard, Agent, avj oatisouie street, room y, San Francisco. Wanted. A ?rood Agent in every city, town and village iu the United States, to take subscriptions for the Commercial Ad vocate, the only anti-Catholic and conserva tive labor paper published iu America. Sub scription $3.tJ a year, in advance. Good in ducements will be ottered to agents. 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But Dr. T. dei-Kiip. us will be Been by reference to the ad vertising columns, iiks the courage to brenk Into the dental monopoly. ana announces that herearu-r he will cut things down fully 4u per cent. The doctor la onyofour oldest and best known dentists, and when he makes this condi tion to the public it means business. a an Franvitjo Stock heporl. J he Sacramento WEEKLY CXI OX is published i vini-wceK.y pari a pajes each, pari 10 pages per tceek. Double the amount of matter published by any colemporary. Puotuobai-hs of superior finish at Morse's Palace of Art, 417 Montgomery struct, San Francisco. Buttkrick & Co. s 1'ntterus, summer styles. Send stamp for catalogue, ft A Post St., San Francisco. J.k. II ILL, manufacturer of Carriages, Duggles, Express, Thorough Rrace and Quartz Wagons. Cor ner J and 13tb Sts, P. (. box 2cj. Sacramento. Cal. IKKTil S A vD. tilling Teeth a specialty. Sets of Teeth from $10 upward. Teeth extracted without. pain. Dli. MOUFFEW. I2U Suiter street, S. F. 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