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WIT AND HUMOR. A great hardshipan iron hteamcr. Two-Button kiU a young goat fight. Kai.amazoolooi.sts is what the Chi cago Times calls the unhappy dwellers of Kalamazoo. Mrs. Pabtixgtox remarks that few persons nowadays suffer from sugges tion of the brain. Agoxt personified a bachelor editor trying to prepare an able and judicious article on the baby show. Worcester Press. The proposition to introduce lady railroad conductors is frowned uuon in view of the fact that their trainslare al ways behind. Is Virginia, when a young lady de clines an offer to convoy her home, the lover asks permission to sit on the fence and see her go by. The man who has been looking for a sea serpent all summer has returned and is looking for an oyster in a church fair stew. P. I. Mann. A woman teacher in the Philadelphia public schools receives only about half as much pay as a policeman, and yet she preserves order better. When larger beer began to be the thing to drink, a gentleman was recom mended to use it as a tonic. "I would," said he, "but its Teutonic." Ax editor published a long leader on hogs. A rival paper in the same vil lage upbraids hjm for obtruding his family matters upon the public. There's the difference between a lit tle girl and a big girl: the former cries for a doll baby, while the latter yearns for a dol-man. Huntsville (Texas) Item. An, editor speaking of spiritualism, says: "We don't believe in any medium except the 'circulating medium,' and that has become so scarce that our faith in it is shaky." A YOUXO lailv. wliilrt nn lir viv tn bfl . ' j married, was run over and killed. A confirmed old maid savagely remarked: "She has avoided a more lingering and horrible destiny." Samuel Stickxey, of Waterloo, Iowa, hugged a girl so hard that a revolver in his pocket was discharged, seriously wounding a boy who was passing the gate where the pair stood. If you put two persons in the same bedroom, one of whom has the tooth ache, and the other is in love, you will find that the person who has the tooth ache will go to sleep first. "Och," said a love-sick Hibernian, "what a recreation it is to be dying of love! It sets the heart aching so deli cately there's no taking a wink of sleep for the pleasure of the pain!" A Kentucky man who went to the Black Hills wrote back to a local paper, saying: "Offer a premium at your coming fair for the biggest fool in the country, and I'll try and get there in time." A youxo lady, in conversation "with a gentleman, spoke of haying resided in St. Louis. "Was St. Louis your na tive place?" asked the gentleman "Well, yes, part of the time," responded the lady. A child was recently born in Parke county, Ind., w ith arras and hands turn ed back-upward. Its parents were in despair till they reflected that the youngster would make a good custom house inspector. A max who has been traveling in the "ar West" says but he probably mis represents the matter that when an Idaho girl is kissed she indignantly ex claims: "Now put that right back where you took it from !" Ax old lady with a large family liv ing near a river, was asked if she did not live in constant fear that some of her children would be drowned. "Oh no," she replied, "we have only lost three or four in that way." The recent finaucial depression has induced one student at least to econo mize, as the following remark shows, "I say, chum, that pail of water lasts well! I bought it last Saturday, and to day is Friday." Amherst Student. A patent has been taken out for a protecting stern for the use of book agents and lightning-rod men. It is au tomatic, and spreads out a double row of spikes, like an inverted peacock tail whenever the wearer turns to leave a house Puck. A Cincinnati liquor dealer applied to a customar for a letter of recommend ation of a certain brand of whisky which he had recently sold him. The customer wrote: "I have tried all sorts of insect poison, and find none ennal to your Old Cabinet Whisky." "I was born in Bath," said a dirty looking customer, as he harangued a crowd at apolitical meeting, "and Hove my native place." "You don't look as if you had ever been there since," said one of his hearers, as he proceeded to laud an opposition candidate. A traveler going to bed was sur prised to see a ghost which or who in u sepulchral tone began, "I am the spirit of one most foully murdered here " "That's no business of mine," said the traveler, turning round on his pillow "Apply 10 the proper quarter. Good night." A Pvochester milkman has lost two lajy customers because a newspaper charged him with putting aqua pura in his milk. They said they had all they could do to stand the water he put in but now that he was caught adding that nasty drag they wanted no more of his milk in theirs. A Connecticut dentist has got hold of a composition wherebv he can make teeth at a cost of fifty cenU a set This riV?19 the female wearer of false teeth to have a set to match every suit she has, both in color and design-w?th pink goods; p,nk teeth; with strSd goods, striped teeth and so on. tnpetl It was Benjamin Pranklin who re marked 'Avoid all arguments at home " ?n nV Fran asked Benjamin to go out m the yard and splitan armful of kindling wood, instead of enterin-into uu? lnV-eTOYer, the subiec' te would a hat and 2 do to see .?housands of husbands of to--n J Ul arSumnts at home by adopt ing the same method. OxK of the Norwich steamers had struck and while the passengers were humdly making preparations for their safety, a fat old Dutchman seized a life preserver, and trying it on began to SL ' m f?ng tiU he 3 red in the Wai h fforts' "Hallo," said a bystander, "you can't fill that, there's a tht t lv xt". A blank look me over Ut 5?hmTan 3 face' ',irein Go" is Oat so; den I better keeps mv wind in 116. - j A Comedian's Ghost Great men who die these days seem to have a fondness for revisiting the scenes through which they moved while in the flesh, and of this predilec tion there has been several notable illus trations in St. Louis within the past few months. Bare old Ben DeBar was hardly laid away in his grave before two or three mediums announced that a spirit was still moving in our midst, and that it w as his pleasure to come and commune with his family and friends. There are three ar four sto ries current about Mr. DeBar's visit, but therejis one that has particular in terest,) and is well authenticated by a number of persons. About three weeks ago Fred L. Herring, gas fitter, doing business at 318 North Sixth Street, was walking along tho street when he felt something tugging at tho left lap el of his coat. The pulling agency was invisible, .ind Mr. Herring, being a Spiritualist, felt assured that a spirit was hovering and desired to communi cate something to him. This belief was confirmed when HIS COAT WAS rt'LLKI). Several times. This occurred in broad day light. Mr. Herring's efforts to find out what it was were futile, and he went to see a medium for information on the subject. Tho medium informed him that it was the spirit of his old friend Ben DeBar; who wished him to call on Mrs. DeBar and request her to visit the slate-writing medium. Dr. Huntoon, then in the city, on which oc casion ho would come and make a writ ten communication to her. Mr. Her ring at once proceeded to the residence of Mrs. DeBar, and, telling her what had been revealed to him, accompan ied her to the residence of George M. Jackson, the Do well bed-spring manu facturer, HOG Locus street, where Doc tor Hunton was holding seances and sittings, Mrs. DeBar seated herself at the table with the medium; and at his request held the slate under the able. On the upper surface of the slate was placed a minute piece of pencil for the SPIRIT TO WRITE WITH. In a few momenta writing was heard, which continued about two minutes. When Mrs. DeBar was in the act of drawing the slate from under the table, under the direction of tha medium, her hand was seized violently, and pressed so hard as to give her considerable pain. When the slate was placed on the table it was discovered that both sides were completely covered with writing with the signature of Ben DeBar attached. The writing wa3 private, and the na ture of the communication was not made known, but Mrs. DeBar stated that it related to business affairs, and included advice from the spirit of her husband concerning the management of certain properties. She stated fur ther that she recognized beyond doubt the handwriting and the signature of her husband, aud that she was well pleased with the result of the sitting. At three seances that occurred sub sequently at Mr. Jackson's HIS SriRIT CAME and answered audibly, answering a number of questions propounded to him by persons p resent: "Are you happy, Ben?" asked Mr. Herring. " Oh, very happy," replied the spirit; "life over here is perfectly delightful. I've been trying to find thai hell we heard so much of over there, but I can't find it. There's no such place." And then the spirit of tho jolly Ben laughed audibly and heartily. " I't jrweir to that laugh," said Mr. Herring; "nobody ever laughed that way except Ben DeBar." On each occasion of his appearance Mr. DeBar was jolly andgood humnior ed, as he was in life, and so many of the well-known peculiarities were so frequently manifested that no doubt was left in the minds of those in tho circle that the spirit of tho dead come dian was actually present. Ono night the spirit of Charles Leavy came with that of Mr. DeBar, and both conversed with persons present, a trumpet being used as a medium for speakiug. St. Lout Hohe-Democrat. "My Pantaloons". Avery absent minded member of the French Insti tute was reading tho newspaper in the Casino, Dieppe, the other day. En grossed by what he was reading, his left hand unconsciously pushed the file of newspapers. Each moment he push ed from him the pile of iiews'iapers. Beyond was an inkstand. Presently tho inkstand went over the side of the table. It fell on the white trousers of a Paris banker, who naturally put yourself in his place was furious. The guilty party offered his best excuse without appeasing the banker's wrath, who shrieked that his brand new pantaloons were ruined. " But, sir. I will cheer fully pay for them; be good enough to give me your card, and I will send the money to your hotel." "To my hotel! Sir, I don't know you, I must instantly have the thirty francs thoso pantaloons cost." The guilty party drew forth the thirty francs and paid them ; then he said: " Now that you have been paid. Ihopeyou have too much the delicacy of a gentleman to remain in my pantaloons . You know those pantaloons are my prop erty, and I insist upon their immediate delivery to me. You had no confidence in me; I have none in you. My pan taloons." In vain the banker protested against such haste. The crowd that had gathered around the disputants said the member of the institute was right, and the banker, after sending a servant for another xair pants surren dered the ink-stained amid the laughter of the bystanders. Paris Correvpon dence of Neio Orleans Picayune. Gough is telling a story about an Irish man to whom a jhyscian said. " Tim, this won't do; you must take warning by the fate of your friend, O'Shaugh nessy. Only three nights ago he came home much sober than you are, but in attempting to blow out a civile his breath took fire and he exploded blew up so that his friends in three days have not been able to scrape enough of him together to hold a wake over." " An' do you mane to tell me that he bust up?" said Tim. "Indeed I do, upon my honor." Tim said he would take the pledge at once, and did so in the following form: " I swear never to blow out a candle while I'm drunk again." Mr. Cheerybles propped his six months' old boy up in a high chair, and then, looking admiringly at the crowing youngster, asked his wife what was the difference between the Indian chief now in Canada and their youngest offspring. Of course Mrs. Cheerybles "give it up7" and the proud father explained. "One is Sitting Bull, and the other is sitting bully." Mrs. Cheerybles fainted. Norr. Herald. How to Sit a Horse. It is a recognized principal that "a horse-man grows from his seat." By seat is meant tho manner in which the weight of his person receives the im pulse of the horse's movement. At e rery step the impulse changes, unless the seat is a good one, the weight is jostled and the smooth action of the horse is disturbed. If it is good, it is so adjust ed as to receive the changing action with a yielding resistance to the shock, and to give no unduce check to the mo tive power. While there must be a certain ease of displacement thera must also be an ability to hold firm to the saddle, and, after leaving it, to return smoothly to it. The real points of at tachment should bo only from the knee upward, by the inner flat of the thigh. Ease of motion4Tbpends on the freedom of the lower leg and the ready flexibilily of the loins. From the knee to the hip wo need firmness and solidity; from the knee downward, tho freest pliancy. No movement of tho horse should be so sudden, and no lift iu leaping should be so great, that tho thighs may not se curely retain their position, and the body and calves their flexibility. Rig idity of the body implies the transmis sion of force to the long end of tho lever, which is the father of the fall, while rigidity of tho lower legs carries an un controlled impulse to the other end of tho lever and disturbs the horse. The absolute point of contract the point which never yields its grip is at tho knees only. In the leap, and to a less degree in the gallop, these are the con stant points of communication, and however much the seat may be raised in a strong leap these regulate its safe and correct return. Piiancy of the hips and freedom of the calves are the first objects to be sought, and it is these which it is the most difficult for the mature beginner to acquire. Much help may be gained from a sort of calisthenic exercise of the body, swaying from front to rear and from side to side, and moving the arms in all directions, retaining meanwhile a firm seat without the action of tho calves or the heals. There should be cultivat ed too the ability to reach the too far foward on the horse's shoulder, and to raise tho heel high against his side with out materially changing the position of the knee. In short, the man should learn the new art of moving his head, arms, body and lower legs from his new point of attachment at the thighs and seat, with the same instinctive case and certainty with'which he has learned to move his whole person when resting on his feet. In proportion as this suple nose has become complete and instinct ive, in that proportion does the man re move himself from tho condition of a suit of clothes stuffed with band, which would topple over with the least move- t O.I "I ,- t w r m . mem oi me norse. vol. Harm', ScribH'r for November. in Weiglilns the Thanksgiving Turkey. "Here, sir ! Please take the bird around to Albro's and see how much it weighs." The idea ! What would the folks over the way say, to see the "Professor" walking out with a big turkey under his arm ? That was the way the thing presented itself to a good naturod col lege student acting as privato tutor in the family. But Mrs. Simpson, the portly and practical housewife, had no such idea of tho fitness of things. It was the day before Thanksgiving, and the farmer who had agreed to sup ply her with a turkey had brought it, but hud not weighed it, and, of course, they could not agree on its weight, all of which ended in tho startling projiosi tion with which we began. Well, if you aint the laziest man ! Just as though it was going to hurt you any to take this bird to the corner and back !" she went on, as she saw me looking-, ajjpearently, for a hole to crawl into, but, in reality, for the broom, which, when I found, I made use of in putting into execution a plan I had found for weighing the turkev at home. I hung tho broom-handle to the gas jet by a wire loop, and slid it along in the loop until it balanced. By this time all were curious to see what I was about. I then fixvd a wire to the turkey's feet and hooked it so that it would slide on the broom-handle. Next I got a flat iron and fixed it in the same way. When tho broom was nicely balanced, I hung the turkey on the broom ond of the stick, two inches from the balancing loop. The a I hung the flat-iron on the other side, and shoved it along until it balanced the turkey. Next I measured the distances of the turkey and flat-iron from the balancing loop, and found that the turkey hung two inches and the flat-iron eight inches from tho bal ancing loop. That was all. I had found the weight of the turkey, aud told them: Twenty-four pounds. "Do you s'pose I'm going to believe all that tomfoolery ? It doesn't weigh more'n twenty, I know. Here, Maggie 1 Take this out and ask Albro to weigh it for you." "I'm blame if he hasn't hit it about right," said the farmer who had brought the turkey. "How did you find out?" "Well, you see," said I, "the flat-iron has a figure 6 on it; that shows six pounds. Now, if the" turkey had not weighed more than the flat-iron they would have balanced each other at the same distanco from the balancing loop; but the turkey was the heaviest, so I had to move the fiat-iron out further. At the same distance from the loop as the turkey (two inches), the flat-iron pulled six pounds' w light, and at every addition of that distance it would pull six pounds more. Thus: at four inches it pulled twelve pounds; and at eight inches, twenty-four pounds. At that distance it just balanced the turkey, thus proving that it weighed " "Well, Maggie, what does Albro say?" "Twenty-four poun,' mum," replied Maggie, coming in. "Well, I give it up, "said Mrs. Simp son; and she did. and so do I till the next time. G. M. Shaw, St. Nicolas for November. Gifted in Conversation. An ap prentice to a Danbnry undertaker, was at a party the other evening. He had all the enthusiasm peculiar to one new in a business. The young lady who set beside him took the occasion Jo observe that we were having very warm weather. "Dreadfully hot," he promptly rejoined , with the air of a man who knew perfect ly well what he was talking about. "It's almost impossible to keep a body over night without plenty of ice. You'd, be surprised," he added with animation, "to see how quick they turn." If they turned any quicker than she did, it was a proper subject for surprised. COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, RF.RKFXEY. CALIFORNIA. The Wisest of Precautions. Of precautions, the wisest is that winch is taken against disease. There ia safety in timely medication; great peril in delay. One malady often begets others far more dan gerous, and if it does not. an abnormal condi tion has a tendency, if unremedied, to become chronic and obstinate. Trifling disorders of the stomach, liver, bowels or urniary organs may speedily develope in to formidable maladies. Check them at the outset with Hostetter's Stom ach Bittern, which, although it ia wonderfully efiective in overcoming disorders of long stand ing, is, like any other medicinal preparation, more advantageous iu the infancy tf the mala dioj tD which it is adapted than after they have become chronic. Among these are dyspepsia, liver complaint, constipation, intermittent and reinittant fevers, gout, rheumatism, nervous and general debility, and urninry troubles. The L'i tiers arc a capital appetizer, induce sound repose, and counteract the etVects of fa tigue and exposure. Mrs. (aenernl Sherman, Wife oi the General of the United State Army, says : I have frequently purchased Durang's Rheumatic lSomedy for friends suftdring 'with Kheumatism, and in every instance it worked like magic." Send for circnlar to Helphenstine A Uentley, Druggists, Washington, I). C. California Oil Limit. Mb. O. H. 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Beautiful sets of teeth made that cannot be detected from Ihe natural teeth. Prices reasonable in all cases. Of fice, 93 Market street, San Francisco, next door to Baldwin's Theater. LOOICI RURIIASK & MYEIf), Im porters and Kreeiiers of Faucy Fowls, Pigeons, Kabbils, Dogs, etc. Also Kggs for hatching from the finest ot Imported Stock. Eggs and Fowls at re duced prices. 1:1 RittxK A iyi:iin. 43 and 44 California Market. o.oslv.C-'t, 'i ards. cor. Lott and McAllister streets S. F. Enclose stamp for Pkick List. lleae ttnte where you tain thit AilvertUrmrnt.) fiSoots stnd &hoeN. JOII KKLLIVAN, N. E. cor. Bat tery and Jackson Sts., San Francisco, offers to make to order the best French Calf Leather ROOTS at from M to ! 00 California Leather Hoots, - - - in on French Calf Oxford Ties, - - i4 00 California . i a.i Boys and Children's Boots and Shoes made to order. 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We have over 100 dif ferent styles of Trusses that are In us?, from 81.50 upwards, including a? half doxen different patterns of ELASTIC TRUSSES. Also all forms of Uie German, French and American makes. Shoulder Braces. Ladies' Belts, Money Belts, Suspensories. Apparatus for Deformities, etc. We manufacture any fcpecial appliances that may be iequired. MARSH TRUSS CO., 513 Montgomery street, cor ner Commercial, S. F. Send for circular. Rend, the following letter: ,,.Dt Tn.t. a.v Fkancisco, June 12, IST7. MARSH TRISS CO., 513 Montgomery street W-S'Il lemeti: I al been suffering from RlF 1LRE for over Zi years and had used different styles of Irusses, but could obtain no relief from them. Meting your advertisement I called upon you about two years ago and was fitted with one oi ur. Marsh's patent Trusses. After wearing tue same for sir months, to my surprise I found that I was entirely cured, and have worn no Truss since, now over Is months. I say to my surprise, as I was forty-six years old at that time. I make this statement that others as well as yourselves mav be benefitted hy it. Wishing vou everv sinless, I give you liberty to muke any use of this letter ywu deem proper. Yours respectfully. FRANK MERRILL, Cor. Stockton and Pacific sis. HIKL J3HOTIIEES, AV holesale and Retail Dealers In ARTISTS' ail j WAX MATERIALS, Oil Paintings, Engravings, Etc. PICTURES NEATLY FRAMED. R E S TOR I N C Of Oil I'aliillncr a Kprrlalty. no matter now IhiiII.t lorn or dUeolored by old acr. .. 80 POST STREET, (Opp. the Mechanics' Institute), Sam Fkancisco FREE ART GALLERY. SAFE Ii;iOSIT 1.0AX OFFICE, llrlck Itiilltllii-, 32 1 Kearny Street, between Bush and Iine,.Saii Francisco. I'rlvnte Entrance on Itcldcn Flace, bet. Mont gomery ant! Kearny. Rush ami Pine .Streets. Emporium ol Choice ami EI.IXJAXT JEWELRY, all of recent manufacture anil most artistic finish ami design, comprising varieties to suit the most fastidious fnstes. Money Loaned on Collateral Security and (' n redeemed Pledges Tor sale. max cioi.mti:itu. BR. GUNN'S Aromatic Elixir BITTERS. rilHKGUEAT HKMEDV FOK COX.STI PATIOS A. and i score ol Ul s arisine from irrexular action of the liver. Th-se hitters are pleasant to the tapte and should he used in all cases of Dvaitepala. CunMipaliuii. Headache. JMzzineaa. Iom ot A icti t-. Humors ol" the Uloocf and ftll-M. -o Ask your Druggist for them and take nothing el se. A. VAX ALMTIS U V . Proprit t rs and Manufacturers. Dreiiham place, ahove the Pie.z.i. San Francisco. San Kkanciwo, April ISth 17(5. Mr. A. Van A i.stixk:-Dear .Sir tor years I was trouhled with Cmmipaiion , Indigestion ami Dys pepsia, with occasional attacks of violent Head ache. I have heen under medical treatment many times, but without success. About eight months nj?o I advised bv mv friends to try D.-t (iVNS'H JSiTTEIl" which I did very reluctantlr tor I had lost all hopes of ever getting cured biii. am very happy to slate that after using three ties of your Bitters it cured me, and I am now as well as I ever was in my life. Yours veiy respectfully. Lkopoi.dina Hkukr. No. 10 st Charles Place, Det. Vallejo and Ur?en. KVE and KAK SPKCIALTV R IV) Q V A L. :--X II i IK. has removed I -rtpassVj to '' flay fclreet. Din- I eusesoi toe m k ana f.AR rit-eive especial attention. JUedical aiul fUtrpicil treat ment given in all diseases Much experience in Throat and Lung diseases. Electro Mae netlMm xriixtittrnnii ad- pK'ed in diseases of the nervous system. To Genito urinary diseases much attet 'iou is given. May be consulted by letter. Address V. J. PA i'HIl, M. D., ITU Clay Street, San Francisco, (over Clay street Savings Bank). Kooms 1. 2 and -i. CALVERT'S carbolic; 5 ! "Sheep Wash.! If . !.Jf?4' ! - $ llljji! "ITP jpj" jf rl'w;-.-.: 5 I Mil VjBgBi sSlii Kfpit L I Sill! mm0:mm frVKvwn iSalU fejlHr SiNir jih yiizsmm - 5 4i swf WffiMwu of iru PJv3kiM-fer : 5e2 ft i&v l f mk g 1 vfm J: u "s-li v:55?5?c k& , i , svmfow . f s :u Km-..?. ..jAr--AzMty O s: t t A? f ( nficmw z IfiisfW&u---:-- k-Va SVY.: JJ W IO I m , s i i i . v a i i r. . i m j- " i . i h CHICKERIEaG & SONS NEW PIANO WARER001V1S, 31 POST STREET, Mechanic Institule Itttildinsr. SAN FKANCISCO. An entirely new stock of new and beautiful styles. (IKAM). KOITAltE AXD ttpkiiit. Every Instrument fully warranted and perfect . saii.iaciioii unriwiiu i' -. .. - sold on installments if desired. r,. K. HAMMER, .Sole A sent raelllc Coa. Window Sliade MAXlJPACrORY. ALL .STI LLS AStt COLORS FOR l'KI vnte HouacK. Binbii and Ofliecs made to order, or the OIL IMIXTUU Opaque Uoadi, or any material desired. Aceucy for SPRIXO FIXTl'KKM. Order from (lie Interior promptly filled. GK W. CLARK Importer, Wholesale and Retail Dealer In Paper I lansingM. Window .Shades, and a'l kinds of SHADE MATERIAL. 645 Market Street, (Two .lours West of Palace Hotel), San Francisco. OHN T. LITTLE, DlM'ounl Itrober. Real i:la(o Agent, and Dealer In Colled Slate. State. Cit.r mid County Itwndit. (Jan, Water. lianL. Railroad and Other Securities. 412 Montgomery Street. $400,000 To Loan on CITY and COUNTRY I REAL ESTATE. To Loan on Gas, Water, Bank, Kail road and Other Securities. MERCANTILE PAPE Discounted, and Moiiey Loaueil upon all Linds of Collaterals. 412 Montgomery Street, SAN FRANCISCO. HOT BISCUIT EVERY JfORXI.Vli. DOOIFS YEAST POWDER! WII.I. I4 IT. Itl'V IT. PETROLEUM LANDS. O. II. I3BOOKS, DEALER IN OIL LANDS AND LEASES, j 105 AI.II OIIMA STKEirr. SAN KRAXCLSCO. o sax pmvrisi'ii i IV liKTX'H ATMOSPHERIC LETTER COPYING PRESS Compact. Portable. lur,blf ' 1-3 Cheaper than an Iron lrea. Something new. The best thinff yet L sure to see it before purchasin g an Iron pret! HOPKINS, TAYLOR & CO.. H9SANSOKK Street, - - San FranM. Rights for Sale on Liberal Terms HS,First-Clasa Agents Wanted. PACIFIC COASTSTEAMSHIP CO. ( amine the IT. ti. 3tatt and the Eaprea. The Elrcant Ktean Company leave Broadway Wharf . Francisco, EvKRV AV'KKK for ' PORTLAND, OREGON, DIRECT And for Santa Cruz. San Luis Obispo, Santa. R,,' baru, Ventura. Los Angeleo, and sHn rilei 7r" other ports about EVCKV THIRD DAY. Tickets sold to all the principal places on th p cilic Slope at " rm: lowest kati:n. on't Itur Tlrkelk r khi other I.i.. until you call at our Ticket Oltiro. Nan Franciaeo Ticket OfQce 214 gouttrf Street. GOODALL, PERKIXS & CO Oeneral Agents, No. 10 Market Street San Francisou! OEGOTrST The Only Direct Line to Portland. Cabin PanMise. $10 I Steerage FttMag.. fcj IvILJ itrrr. IV II loavinr Sun In.. ..... .. I r i I' , fe. 'V v. . ery tlVkl DAYS until further notice Steamship!, City of Chester. George W. Elder and Ajax, Connecting with Steamers to KITE A and Pt'Ui- i' SOUND, and O. and C. R. It. Co. and Oreiron and c R. H. Co. through Willamette. L'iuiim and Koyur River Valleys. Oregon. TICKETS TO A I.L POINTS ON TH K O. and C. h It. SOLD AT REDUCED RATES. K. VAN OTERENDORP. Agent. 2IO Battery street. San Francix o. San Francisco, May 30, 1877. t -. the oudemieurd Wbolmale tiru eern. take pleaaure In remarking the la- ereaited demand tor Uwwen'a I'rciuiuiu Vef I'oader. and ot" teh(irlnir t tut. general fcaliitiactlon given by thia brand t San Francisco WELLMAX, PECK & CO.. ROOT & SANDERSON. LEDDEN. WHIPPLE 4 CO , HAAS BU03., TAKER, HARK Eli 4 CO . J. M. PIKE & CO.. J. A. FOLOER & CO., NEWTON BROS, k CO., CASTLE BROS., KRCSE & EULEK. JONES fe CO., M. EHRMAN k CO. F. DAJsERI & CO., M. & C. MANGELS. TILLMAN k BEN DEL, ALBERT MAC & CO.. W. W. DODGE & CO. SAO.iiitNro ADAMS. McNEILL 4 CO.. MEBIUS & CO.. BOOTH ti CO., MILLIKEN" BROS. AMEBIC SEWING MACHINE. Three-Quarter I.csh Friction lliau aiif other .llachiiic. IT BEATS THEM AIX ! Sel t" - Tb reading Shuttle! Keif - Threading Needle; I.iSbtot banning .Mllleat ICOQUillj Kliuplekt t TH-1 MAO till, t is tdst hecotaluf known as the ESK&T in the WOSr,D! See It ! Tiy It ! Bu- It ! Wakkantko ti Oivk EXTIRE SATISFACTIO.N AMERICAN SEWING MACHINE CO 1. 1C. HOOI), Manager. ISM FIFTH SIHr.hl. - - - SAN KRAXCIC0 ft&.tioo'tl Ajrcntk IVanied Iu all unoccu pied Trri'Iiur . J. W. TUCKER, fc CO., o 131 liearn.v Street, San Frvntisco, CJ if-i jsr nn Watches, Jewelry and Silverware Sent C. O. D. to any part i f V.e country. i i