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X V o G 4) O o O O c DEVOTED TO POLITICS, PiEWS, LITERATURE, AND THE BEST INTERESTS OF OREGON, VOU 9- OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST 20, 1875. NO. 43. 1 ffTlTI tt SM vY IV I E J I I 12111 II I II I ' . Ill . El I I 6.4 . &3 -7Yd i a nlL niMDC.UflC NEWSPAPER ! I FOK T n E Fira;r, Sasia.'ss )I:ia, k Family Circle. - I ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY. A.. XOLTXER, EDITOR AND PUB LIS HE R. 0?7ICIAL PAPE3. FOS, CLACKAMAS CO. i at of M-:iic Huildin,;. Main St. Term nt Subscription t Sin?l2 Copy On ) Vonr. In Advance.. ' Six Months " ' Tr:n of Advertisings .. l.oO Trni?nt adv;n at! I 'X I "otic ? "ra n's. lnelu'Iins s mar of tw-ilvt p Ol W " - Wr - v-ii subs q -.fut insertion o v CIu'un. o'l-s y-'.-ir ii ut ;; ; - turn;. s C-ird. I a-iu r one year .S 2.50 1.X 40.0l socimr NOTICES. L,niK xo. .1, 1. 1. ). i'V Mj-ts every Thursday evj.iin c xt7 ' o'clock, in the Oil P U i.vs" II ill, Main tr---t. M mi i!v.s ot tneur- dor aro invited to attend. l'y ord CJ. -t, I. O. O. P., M jets on the X.-.-.i I an I Fourth Tues- mm di- ovemn;.? month, XAsJ3f iif 7Li d'. IkS, 111 tile l 1.1 FolL.v 1 1 ill. Mjin'-jersofthe Degn arc invited t; attend. :ui. r.No.-.i vii roi)c;i-: no. i, a fc A. M., Holds it rcgul ir rom iiiutiiiMtion on the First and T.iird Situ.-.1 m-s in each month. at 7 n cwcic u -;ii l!ieni u rjp. r,. no.-r totlu JKh or" il ir.-!i ; and o',:1ika from the -llh i' M ir f Sj.it'V.iMf'r. t'.retlnvi t tndi-i i xxi invited t attend. h to tin in j;oo iJy urJr of V. M. fluksca'.ip:.ict no. i.i.o. O V f:rts :it Old Fellows' ir if: on t!i? First and T'lird Tut i.i .nTii. I itri;rt-!is in 5t 1 standing are invited to atton-t. r v s i y k s s CAizn s. a. J. II vr.rt, m. n. J. V. NO KRIS, M. D or ims, r:i vsiciNs ,x stsiw krxs. c?OTl' tTvt:iirs in Ciiar:nans r.rick strf-t, tf at It : .i cMS stair ;iy. Dr. 3 PARKER, Xhvrfieia i!t Clurm ui s St;re, R-si I MIC isn s f) Main I, . Ivi'ri. o:i t.i T.i !).:.- i K.n;nin. Surjcon lor pt tJi.-jn- niai"'.iaJ"I-ri!iJiSM") can mad') with u:it s -ci ilorJ ri.rj.n tii?i-,nsiwu Uurau V'aui:i jton. D. '. DU.JOIIN WELCH d n n I ST, OK KICK IN" i ? oa::r.(ix Or.lf r. C1TV, ortKGf. iric Hi.l fjr County ATHE Cai'XSELOB- ATTfljiNEY A a I) AT LAW, Or Ore roil. Pjvci.-il attntiorj giv -n to loaning: Mony. O. lice Front rijui iti ENTEiirisisK build- in'. : ju i s. iiKj e r. at ATTORhEY-AT-LAW: OdE33M CITY, - - OREGON. cyOFFICE C'hnrnmn's brick, Main st. i.narlS7J.-tf. ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS AT-LAW. Oroon City, Oroon. "Will practice in nil the Courts of the Statf. Sv ci:U aft-Mitioji gi-in to cases in tho U. H.'lMtid O II :ir )r.--fn City. 5arlS7.'-tr. L. T. BAHIN ATTORTJ si Y-AT-LAVV, OREGOX Cirr, : : OREGON. OFFICE Ovcr; Tops Tin Store, .tr-ct. . 2tmar75-lf. Main AV. H.illlGUFIELD. EitablUhrd alAce 4t, the old stand. Main Strict, Oron City, Orfson. -I- An issi'rt m'nt of Vath, .Twfl- ry.anil .s.ith Tiiouias' WViht Clocks all oi wrica are wurrumeu 10 oe as y ifpiirins: lone on short notice, and thankful for past patronage. JOHX 31. KACOX, IMPORTER .n'D DEALER in Rooks, StatirVry, Perfum ery, etc.. etc. f I Orff?!CIt-, Orejjon. trAtthe Post tide. OSlse, Main stjjeet, east REMOVAL. ALFRED KINNEY, M. D., SUllGEOX, IK AS RKNOlf D HIS OFFICE AD t'sidence the double hous. . W. Corners . Aldrrand Kait Park rtrt, Porttand. vrejon, whr ho can be found at all horns, day and night. May 6, 1375 an So to A Ppr Day at home. Terms v j lrree. Address uMy G. RTIXT A Co., Portland, Me mm m ENTiiiPHISi IT- . 8 Letter from Longmoiit, C. T. Exteepeise: Xleasure the have read with ranch published statements in your paper of the resources of Clackamas county, an J must say that I am much pleased with the truthful, straiqht-forward facts therein contained. Havingbeen a resident of jour county for over three years, I know whereof I write. But it does seem to me that it would have been better to have had a'full statement of facts in relation to tTie business of Oregon Citv. Its num ber of business houses, of all kinds J i:id some figures approximating the amount of trade done. etc. Some thing of this kind would be received and read cladlv by many who are looking to Oregon for a future home, and I know of some who are anxious to get the information your other wise admirable report fails to give: ana some oi tnese parties are taming strongly of going to Oregon City to get t.teni a home. Permit tne to in praise of the write a word or two many good article? published in the Exteupkiss on the resources of Oregon in general and Clackamas county in particular, that have appeared in its columns in the last two vcars. Everv man in Clack- tnaas county ought to support hi county paper. hat Oregon needs to-uay, is more people, more factories, more machine -hops, more farmers and mechanics VIi tins crv of "hard times, comes .'rop.i Oregon sending so much money ut of her country for manufactured .foods that ought and could be made at 'tome. It is by good sound at tides published in the pruss throughout rhe State that induces peop.e to stop nid think, and it also induces people in other localities to stop and read of the magnificent and varied resources contained in the limits of Oregon, md emigration is obtained in this a-ay. Please to excuse me for writing so much, as I set out only to ask you to give a little more information through the Extekpeise concerning Oregon City. I am always anxious am jdeased to hear of Oregon's prosperi ty, as I have many pleasing rceollec tions of her magnificent scenery am unparalleled resource s. Respect fully, L. II. D. Longmont, Colorado, July l'J, '73. Ax Expensive "Boss." The New lorK recenny ttevoteu three columns to a comparison between the White House expenses of diiTer ent Presidents during the last twen ty years, and the result proves that Cieneral (.xrant is a pretty expensive "boss" to sustain. The following figures show the annual average of the appropriations from the time o President Taylor: Annual averatre under Tavlor- Filmore (Vhig) S01.CCG Anniiil average tinder Pierce (lVtn.) 41,09(3 Aunu.d averaire under I'.uchan- an (Deiii.) 4G.571 Annual average under Tjincidn (Rid.) 52,193 Annual averasre lirst term of tiratit (Had) 104,720 Annual averatre second term of Grant (Bad.) 119,289 Gen. Grant's fuel appropriation alone is $5,000," and the 'green-house' attached to the Executive mansion, which Gen. Babcock has ths manage ment of and disburses the funds thereof, costs the country $10,000 per annum. Gen. Grant is said to live very economically, and this may be a fact, as he h.iS unquestionably saved enongli to make himself richer than Beecher. Hammond at Seattle. Mr. Ham mond's out-door meeting in Seattle, last Saturday evening, says the Olym pia Standard, was largely attended, but a portion of the crowd were bois terous in conduct. This was proba bly occasioned by Mr. Hammond's way of attracting an audience, which was by shouting "lire! fire!" at the top of his voice. An alarm of course immediately ensued, and stores and offices were hastily closed, while the crowd rushed pell-mell to the quarter from which the noise proceeded. When it was ascertained that they had been made the victims of a ruse; the auditors were not in the best humor for listening to a sermon nor did they entertain "very Christian like feelings toward the cause of the alarm. A razor-strap man on the opposite side of the street was doinj a brisk trade, but when the disturb ance ensued, he very earnestly beg- -ti me people to believe that Mr. xiammond was no "capper" for him! Faint and Inadequate. Ex Speaker Blaine, the Springfield Ee- pubhean states, appears as the third tax-payer in Augusta, his tax aore gtting $1,085. "This tax, however." remarks the Portland Argus, "gives a very lamt anil inadequate idea of His great wealth. Thirteen years ago he was a poor man, livinsr in n. rented house, for which lie paid $300 yearly rent." Mr. Blaine is the can didate of the Congressional Tailroad speculators and lobbyists for the Presidency. The Country Editor. The annual convention of the New York State Editorial Association, which was held in Elmira recently, and the fraternization of the Alabama State editors therewith, affords the Buffalo Express the opportunity of saying something that ought to be said. The city press, and more par ticularly the metropolitan press, is inclined to "think small beer" of this ' gathering of the country editors, j which feeling grows out of an over- , estimation of the influence and im- portance of the daily press, and an j tinder-valuation of the work of tho weekly press. Our political history j for the 2ist few years abounds with ! incidents to prove the fallacy of these j estimates. The Express cites one i conspicuous example the Greeley -the movement. It was hacked by ther most powerful and brilliant daily japers in the United States, and was opposed by the country press with a ess ostentations, but far more pow erful influence, as the result proved. In both political parties the so- called leading organs of the city press are deferred to and cherished by the party leaders, and the weekly press practically ignored. The result on the one hand was a dictatorial tone, and Anally, in most of the cases, a refractory spirit in the city press; while on the other hand neirlect does not have an equally bad influence, because the country iress follows the lead of political principles, and is not Haltered into an over-estimate of its own importance. Very few Republican weeklies in New York went olf after Andrew Johnson and Charles Sumner. The fact is, the weekly press has always been the consistent, undeviating, faithful reli ance of the Democratic party on the one hand, and of the Ridical party on the other. If they have less bril liancy aufi conspieuousness than the citv papers, thev have more stability and fidelity to principle. At the same time, it may, perhaps, be said, they have in a greater degree the confidence of the masses, and hence a greater influence in making up the popular verdicts. The reason is evi dent. They come more immediately in contact with the people, more closely reflect the popular view, and more accurately harmonize with the public conscience. There is more "red tape" at the doors of the sanc tums of a New York editor-in-chief than at the White House. There is a divinity constructed to hedge about city editors that makes them hermits. Their ears are open only to a privi leged few. The country editor, on the contrary, lives in daily inter course with the common ieople, and reflects their views in every is-ue. Moreover, the country paper is to its subscribers what the city paper is to a few of its readers a life-long companion and a trusted counselor. The country paper stands seeond only to the family bible; and in half the families, not even in so subsidi ary position as that. It is almost their whole library. They read it all the week; read it at the hearth; read it thtough as religiously and thoroughly as they do their bibles ad vtrrtisenicnts and all. Who ever reads a New York Timm or Herald by course ? Moreover, again, tho constituency of the country press is more uvmcrous, as well as more exclusive, than that of the city press. At the Elmira Convention there were nearly a hun- urea rsew lone btato editors regis tered, representing nearly that num ber of successful and respectable weekly journals with a bona tide cir culation, greater than all tho daily papers in New York; and, anyway, a far greater influence. It is only when they are summoned together from their scattered fields of labor that the work they represent can be ap preciated. They must be taken in the aggregate, regarded as a class, to perceive their strength. " When was there a gathering of city editors rep- resenting so much of direct influence on the masses; so much of irresisti ble power, or, indeed, so many read ers, told by the head ? And this is the most useful mission of these annual conventions. They afford an opportunity to see the army of public opinion massed. The pre sentation of this aggregation each year cannot fail th work a silent and effective influence upon tho minds of public men. There is a body of men that the coming statesmen need to make themselves acquainted with. It is surprising that politicians are so slow to find out what is the real oracie oi pnonc opinion, me cause of most of their timidity, stultifica tions, blunders and failures is their too great deference to a few big pa pers which mislead because they reflect only the opinion of a sing man, or of an ambitious clique; and their inattention to the great number of more disinterested though less noisv organs of the popular will? The Express thinks that the time will come wheii political leaders and statesmen will recognize the relative value of these two forces, and place the weekly press upon its proper pedestal. Not AIcch. me bound papers, which give their own reports and arc not furnished as were the Port land dailies by a sensational writer of puffs, employed by the "Rev Hammond liimselt, are not very heavy, in their praise of the old fel low. The Olympia Standard gives him a touch of something after the style of the Enterprise, and none of the papers have anything of the foolish character that was so dis- T tl ernstiner to 5ensiDie perrpie in me Portland dailies. It takes but a lit- tie while for a decerning people like Oregon and Washington Territory is inhabited with to find out a monte bank and cheat. COURTESY OF UNIVERSITY Delano and JJrother Orvil. There is no longer any doubt that on or about the 20th of Juno, Presi dent Grant wrote a letter to Secreta ry Delano requesting his resigna tion. When the letter reached the city from Long Branch, it found Delano at his usual-head-quarters in Mt. Vernon, Ohio. It was three days after its receipt in the city be fore it was placed in his hands. Meanwhile, Gen. Babcock and Gen. Porter, both of whom had peculiar relations with the President,, began to circulate, in a very confidential manner, to very particular friends, the action of the President. The lat ter told it to several of his boon companions in New York City, while the lormer came over to Washington and circulated it to those in whom lie had confidence, and who are gen - erally favored with important btate secrets. So confident were these two young officers that Delano would comply with the request, which al most assumed the form of a demand that they made no attempt at con cealment, when direcly interrogated on the subject. When Delano came here from Mount Vernon, and got well over the surprise in store for him, he consulted with Indian Com missioner Smith, find determined to resist the President's request. His move was a bold one, but he had a pat hand, and he knew it, and con cluded to play for what it was worth. He went directly to Long Branch and saw the President. He express ed surprise that the President should relieve him when under newspaper fire. The President told him that he could no longer carry him; that for mouths, keeping him in his Cabinet had been something akin to harbor ing an elephant. Delano expostu lated but Grant was firm. Then he plead, the warrior of a hundred bat tles was immovable. Tho crafty Delano was not to be outwitted. He knew his game, and began to play his points. Finding that he had failed to make any impression upon tho ground of sympathy, he boldly defied Grant to do his worst. He made threats. The sword of Damo cles which he held over the Admin istration's head was "brother Orvil He coolly told the President that he should refuse to comply with his re quest for his resignation, and that if it was enforced he would expose the anything but creditable relations Or vil Grant bore to the Interior. De partment. He moreover, reminded his ehiei that Urother UrvH was given the exclusive control of the furnishing of sutler's supplies at military posts, upon the written re quest of Ulysses S. Grant. President of the United States, and of which paper Columbus Delano was the present and prospective custodian. This exhibition of treason on the . 1 i s t "i i i . il . pari oi me nristian eiemeui, oi tne Cabinet not only surprised but pro voked Grant. He dismissed Delano from his presence with much feeling and the later came over to ashing ton and resumed his official duties with as much nonchalance as if the relations between himself and his master had never been rnflled Meanwhile, Delano has not resigned nor has Grant dismissed him. Which idmits of tho very plausible infer- once that the 1'resulent iloes not care to have the peculiar transactions o: lis near kith and kin laid bare ant subjected to criticisms of a discrim inating public. Ilxcliangc of Compliments. There has been an impressive ex change of compliments between l.e logg, the bogus Governor of Lonisi ana, and Clinton, the State Auditor both carpet-baggers and belonging to the "ring," who havo"carried mat ters with such a high hand in that State. Clinton, who lias been on trial for various fraudulent proceed ings in office, sent in his resignation to Kellogg, to take effect next Decem ber, saying that he had long desired to resign, but he waited until his character should be vindicated. Kel logg rejoined with an expression of confidence iu the integrity of the Auditor, and the curious information that, though in the discharge of his official duty he had ordered a prose cution against him, he never for one moment believed him guilty of dis honesty. An unpleasant sequel to this vindication of Clinton is found in the fact that Attorney-General Field has just filed anew information against him, charging him, the State Treasurer, the Secretary of State, and the speaker of the House of Representatives, all members of the Funding Board in 1874, with having funded five warrants drawn by the Auditor, amounting to nearly $140, 000, the warrants representing an il legal and invalid claim against the State. Clinton and the others have been compelled to give bail in the sura of $10,000 each to answer this charge. The Ladder was Steady Enough. A few days since two couples from Davenport were in DesMoines, and while viewing the sights inspected the new capitol building. Just how they managed to reach the second story Is unknown the Srst thing the workmen knew of their presence was when they were seen walking around at that height, thirt.y-five feet from the ground. Finally they completed their sight-seeing and commenced preparations for a descent to terra firma. The way down was by a long ladder. One of the gentlemen of the party remarked to his lady: "I'll go down and steady the ladder." Then the maiden took hold of the mascu line Davenporter's ear arid remarked: "Young man -that ladder is steady j enough; yon wait Here tilll go clown : first. He waited. " . CAN3roT.-i A "man's note cannot be redeemed by either faith or love. BANCROFT LIBRARY, OF CALIFORNIA, I'rot ect ins Rogues. The President is at his old tricks again, exclaims the Albany Argus. For years he has been as the refuge of men caught in dishonest and fraudulent practices. "Boss" Shep herd found in him a strong tower of defense, and t-day Grant listens with great deference to the whisper ings of the Tweed of tho national capital. When Bristow detected the stealings of the "whisky ring," and took measures to expose and sup press the frauds by the removal or change of the revenue supervisors. Grant promptly stepped in and countermanded the movement. In this way he prevented the exposure of his friends, who were known to be in league with the whisky thieves. If new men were placed in certain districts where the operations of the ring were most successful, haul iers misht be nmde. and some of the friends of tho administration might be hurt before an opportunity could be given to instruct raw or untrained officials. Such a plan would not work well for the inter ests of tho revenue robbers, and hence Grant put his foot upon it. le came promptly to the defense of the plunders and no more has been leard of the detection of whisky frauds. And since there has been another exhibition of Grant's friendship for rogues, Judge Fisher, the District Attorney of the District of Columbia ias long been sns rected of being the tool of the "rings" which flourish so rankly in that locality. Harrington, the safe burglar went free, and other friends of "Boss" Shepherd were said to be similarly fa"ored. Post master-Jewell handed over some fla grant cases to Fisher. The grand jury was in session, and the evideuce to bring about conviction was not meagre nor doubtful. But the jury was discharged, and the convictions were not found. Upon this flagrant neglect of public dutv, complaint was made against Judge Fisher, and thereupon it was repen ted that the President had very politely sent him a note requesting his resignation. But why this tender course toward toward an otlieial charged by "a mem ber of the Cabinet with neglect of an important duty? If Fisher was guil ty of hindering and thwarting the ends of justice, as uas been charged by iiadical journals, ami as the con duct cf the Postmaster-General would seem to show, why was he not summarily removed from the posi tion he so notoriously disgraced? But that is not the President's wav of dealing with characters of this sort, as has been seen from his ac tion in other cases. "Boss" Shep herd went to Lons Branch to inter cede in behalf of his friend Fisher. Grant it said, recalled the rcsquest of the resignation of Fisher, upon the promise of the latter to "thor oughly reorganize this office!" Fish er was too useful a tool as JJistrict Attorney at the seat of government to be dispensed with. It is true Fisher, at last, had to yield to the pressure, and tendered his resignation. But it was a hard struggle, ana the agitation ot tne subject now will probaply lead to a Congressional investigation of the whole matter the coming winter. A Democratic Congress will doubtless let in a flood of light on these dark subjects. -A. liaising a Howl. "Grant cant get up even a twelve month trip for Parson and Mrs. Newman, to be paid for by the peo ple," says an exchange, "without a tremendous howl being raised over it." And it's a shame, too, remarks the Louisville Courier-Journal , Par son Newman was Mr. Grant's pastor. He wanted to take a pleasure trip around the world, and wanted some body else to pay for it. So Mr. Grant created for him the office of Inspector of Consulates with a salary of $10,000 a year, and all expenses paid, Making Mrs. Newman Secre tary to the Inspector, with a salary of '$3,000 a year. Under this ar rangement the Parson and his wife around the world, having a high old time of it, for the inspection of con sulates consisted merely of inquiring the price of putty of such consuls as as they happened to stumble over. And now, although the whole thing didn't cost the people more than forty or fifty thousand dollars, some of the newspapers have beeu raising a howl over it. Such conduct makes us so ashamed that we are a news paper that we are sometimes almost tempted to sell out and become an entirely different sort of publication. Could not Insure Hajimomd. A good story is told of Hammond the Revivalist, when in Portland. It seems that a life-insurance agent waited on him for the purpose of so liciting his patronage for a policy. When Bro. Hammond had heard him tlnough, he put on one of his sanc timonious smiles, and said "My dear sir, a life-ins irance policy possesses no attractions for me, my only thought is for the nature insurance of my soul, if you can insure that, I will cheerfully patronize your com pany." Putting up his pamphlets, plans and scale of rates, very rapid ly, the Agent looked at the holy howler a moment and thm said in the coolest possible manner, "Mr. Hammond, we do not take fire risks in our company." Exeunt Omnes. Catholic Sentinel Condexsed Them. One of the lady speakers at an Indiana Sunday-school Institute condensed her objections to the way some speakers dilute the ; plain words of Scripture for chil I dren's ears into one sufficient sen tence: "The Bible does indeed say milk for babes, but it does not say water the milk." 1 A IJeautiful Ciirl Found llang- A TERRIBLE SIGHT FOR A FATHER. Just as we were preparing to go to press last night, we learn the de tails of an event which tills us with sorrow and astonisnment. For the present, out of respect for the suffer ing parents of the lady, we refrain from publishing the names of the dramatists persomc in the scene de scribed below: For the last ten years there has lived in this city an eminently re spectable family, the pride of whose household was a daughter of seven teen. She was as beautiful as the ideal of a poet, and as remarkable for her intelligence as for her sur passing loveliness. Her eyes were like stirs on a summer night. Her form warmed by the blood of bloom ed womanhood, was as graceful as that of a Grecian goddess. Her hair rippled over her pearly, shapely shoulders like moulten gold, and her glowing cheeks, soft as velvet, looked like roses mingled with snow. You may be sui-e that one possessed of such charms of mind form and feature, would awaken the rand passion in some man's bosom. For several months past a gentleman has been paying her the most devot ed attentions. Her lover was both handsome and intelligent. Her fe male friends, when they teased her about him, observed that a flood of conscious blushes irradiated hrr beautiful face whenever his name was mentioned. After a while, how ever, she Jost all Jier spirits; her musical laughter, like the tinkling of crystal drops upon leaves of silver was hushed, and she seemed like r. liljr that had been plucked and made to fade by the burning rays of the sun. Her parents anxious about her watched her with tender solicitude. She would not reveal the cause of her melancholy. Yesterday even ing she was missed about eight o eiocK irom npme, ami tne iears oi her parents were excited. They sought her high and low, but she was no where to be found. Finally her father remembered that of late she had often been seen sitting, sad and distracted, in a vine covered ar bor which was just back of the house iu a lai-go Uower garden. He rushed to the arbor, and as the distracted father gazed iu at the door, he saw a sight that froze his blood, paled his cheek, and filled his bosom with the deepest emotion. There was his beautiful daughter, her tall and graceful form ai rayed in spotless white, her long golden hair stream ing like a flood of light down her waist, hanging. Oh, think of it. young men and maidens, and loving parents hanging her arms hanging around her lover's necJ,', and her head pillowed upon his manly breast! Lexington Caucasian, Ju 3d. A gentleman of the legal profession at one of the great mining centers, having spent a gaudy evening at a leading hotel, found the fresh air too much for him. Instead of reaching the bosom of his family, he gravitated to the lock-up, with the much-needed asststance of a servant of the Queen in full uniform. The lock-up keeper didn't know him, and consequently couldn't send for his friends to bail him out, as is frequently done by these tender hearted officers of jus tice. So he was allowed to sleep until seven in the morning, wnen he was aroused and asked his name; which he promptly said was Johnson. He obtained soap, water, a clothes- brush, and was refreshed by a cup of tea. Ho then proposed to the lock up keeper that the officials should walk beside him to the police court. When the time came, this was done, and by keeping the officers in earnest converse, it appeared as though the lawyer was engaged upon some busi ness before the court, and when the name of Johnson was called, he calm ly rose and said: "I appear for the prisoner, your worship." "What!" said the police magistrate, "do you deny that he was drunk?" "Oh, no," he replied, "he was very drunk, but is very sorry for it." "Five shillings, or six hours' imprisonment," said the police magistrate. "I will pay his fine myself," said the ready-witted gentleman, who, in this instance, showed that the man who is his own lawyer hasn't always a fool for his client. JSfelbon me A rgus. Call for Organization. The lat est political movement in Louisiana is the issuance of a call for the imme diate organization of the Democratic party of the State, "in view of the approach of the Presidential cam paign for 1S7G." The Ouachita Tele graph says of the call: The call has been circulated, not with the view of piling up signatures, but simply to obtain the names of leading men in all tho parishes. In this particular the document pub lished is without lwallel in the polit ical history of Louisiana, and we trust will have its due share of weight. The call is designed to en list all the political elements opposed to Radicalism in one common broth erhood, an.l to begin the work of aligning the people of Louisiana with the national Democracy as speedily as possible. Not Spontaneous. One nvsnn's friends a noted one of of Ten Ten - nyson's lines, in the poet's presence as the happy instance of the natural expression of a spontaneous thought, and the noet said: "I smoked a dozen and the poet s cigars over that line. The PlattsbnTffW'f - Sfis- "takf care of little things is the way to get " All stuff the more little things a fellow has to take care of the harder it is for him to get rioh. Aimless Lives. According to a recent author, Chi nese women present a peculiar speci men of the daughters of Eve. They spend a great part of their time in gossiping, smoking and gambling, lhese accomplishments do not come by nature, but require years of assid lous training for the perfection which prevails in polite circles in China. They never dream of playing except for money, and when they have no visitors of their own rank to play with, they call up the domestics and play with them. Poorer women meet at some gambling den, and squander large sums of money, or run their husbands in debt, which they are unable to pay at the end of the year, and thus have an excusesfor suicide! Tho married lady rises early, and seas that tea is provided for her hus band, as well -as some hot water for his morning wash. Each lady has one or two maids, besides a small slave-girl, who waits on the maids, and lights her mistress' pipe. A lady's hair-dressing takes her atten dants one or two hours. Then a white paste is applied to her face and neck, which is smoothed over and polished when dry. The cheeks and eye-lids are then touched with ablush of rose powder, the surplus rouge remaining on the lady's palm, as a rose-pink on the hand is considered a great beauty. Then they dye the nails red with the blossom of a cer tain flower, and finally they dress for the day. Many of them have chig nons and false hair; but no hair-dyes are used, for raven locks are common and golden tresses are not in repute. Many ladies pass a good deal of time in embroidering shoes, purses, hand kerchiefs, and before marriage nearly all their days are occupied in prepar ing for tkji dreary event of wedding a man whom she has never seen. After all, are the lives led by some of our American girls, asks a contem porary, so infinitely superior to those of the fair Chinese? Comparisons are odious but there is room for a great deal of thinking here! How to Count Interest. Four per cent. Multiply the prin cipal by the number of days, separate the right hand figure from the pro duct and divide by nine. o Five per cent. Multiply number of days and divide by seventy-two. Six per cent. Multiply by number of days, separate right hand figure and divide by six. Eight per cent. Multiply by num ber of days and divide by forty-five. Nine per cent. Multiply by" num ber of days, separate right hand fig ure and divide by four. Ten per cent. Multiply by num ber of days and divide by thirty-six. Twelve j)er cent. Multiply by number of days, sejjarate right hand figure and divide by three. Fifteen per cent. Multiply by number of days and divide by twenty-four. Eighteen per cent. Multiply by number of days, separate right hand figure and divide by two. Twenty per cent. Multiply by number of days and divide by eigh teen. Brain Food. Much has, been written, in late years, about the strengthening influence of fish, as an article of diet, upon -the human brain. Instigated by the plausible theories on the subject, many per sons commenced eating fish regular ly and have kept up the practice for a long time without having experi enced the desired increase of intel lectual capacity. And now comes the New Orleans Republican with this discouraging suggestion: "Un less a man has brains, it is useless for him to eat brain food. It has never been claimed for fish that it creates; it only strengthens the brain." Some of our contempora ries, after duly considering the facts set forth by the New Orleans paper, will probably discontinue the con sumption of piscatorial nutriment anu reiuvn to tinar tirst love, "corn ed beef and cabbage." Little Oaths. A little five-year-old boy was being instructed in mor als by his grandmother'. The old lady told him that such terms as "by golly," "by jiugo.'te by thunder," etc., were only little oaths, and but little better than swearing. In fact, she said he could tell a profane oath by the prefix "by." All such were oaths. "Well, then, grandmother," said the little hopeful, "is by tele graph,' which I see in the papers, swearing?" "No," said the old lady, "that's only lying." o . -o. At a school examination ill Con necticut the other day, a girl of six teen stepped forward and began to read her "composition." It was head ed ' The Beecher Trial," and she was going on to say: "Adam and Eve partook of the forbidden fruit," when the lady principal rushed forward and led the astonished pupil to a seat, thus depriving the world of what no doubt would have been a ml liable addition to the scandal lit erature. Shorter. A Nebraska woman has papered her cabin with the report of the Beecher trial, and now she makes washing-day shorter, and causes time to fly while at her knittijg, by8 pe rusing tho cheerful pages on the wall. Sausages. "What kind of saus ages i3 them?" queried an ld lady of the voung man of literature and pea-nuts, as he passed through the train selling bananas. A Kansas girl says that nothing makes her so road.as to have ay rass hopper crawl up and down her backs just as her lover gets to the propos- . ing point. 0 ,5 V --"fl VftiA. 0 o O o o o 0 e o o o o O o O o o c o o G i e ; i o