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biscuits fK C BAKING Alvvayssafeand reliable. If it isn 't all we claim your grocer will refund your money. j ' JAQUL3 K. "G. w- uuuiw i mmm wmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nanaa. an. n. swnBnwv JAQUE3 tIFC CO, ar U. S. Government Homesteads CCLOIX, fASOCTCt ESiA" EBEaTATJOlt 1.000.000 AOES ta the rM Coknshia River Bash and Oiaf Valley. Ftu. Oaky. Far, ami Tfanber Land M ibawtnf Kaada. Us, Rhrwrs. CrrckV MoajaUaene. Induai Altacascwa and Mineral UmL Book f Dracrtotioa, show Hix v. Un-at anv Hoaaottad ot 160 Aero oa JhRerItioB WITHOUT THE EXPENSE OF A LOCATOR. PRICE, rOSTPAID. $1.00. OREGON EOIIESEEKERS INFORMATION BUREAU, 504-5 McKay BiMUmg. Clean Up Means Paint Up See Your Dealer. Do it i0W! AGENT WANTED Boffine. necessity every Mer chant bay on eight. Bur profiu. Eichwiv Urrntorr. Fre. Mini SUs from IS to JttOO. Writ mack (orumtor. Savers, S3? Railway Exchange, Portland. Or. BONNER & SON Specialty Machine Work HtMit -IWarir Aw kV t0L. law Hot! OMtrMm. C L. M Tixklarv mm4 ml TmOmm. SMfc ia tta at Bawtban An. Cash for Butterfat Skp rrr Cnn Im roalur. Dim i UnmiH"-'- Hazdwood Co, Portland, Or. Twkoerf ttwaattaaa fcter. . Tk Wtur Um Cw thm MW tfc. Prin. Contli Tread, pQcctstn Proof Tires Mad fronton !. Iat RrM Near Tirr, rg ALSO BUT lout TIRES. Wasaraa awa we per lb for net aa w cm Trrad wark. aad ta. hwaaat hbtp mar Tirea at aaet ac writ liiOES, FELTS, CASCAFU BARX w. .11 tm. Write far S3 Narta fraat Partlmd. Ore r nr n. ar aaa m a au. Books Free I'TZlZiZZZ'' Trtatamat and Praaratiaaaf Calf Sqora. Haw Pawlgr Vmnr Clio Uma ad and CliBUnaad . Y i finni nt hnoks wanted. THKOA BKOS. Urkaai UM. Parttaad. Oraswa. Moderate. "la your husband a heary smoker?" "Dear me. no! Tou'e no Idea how coupons from his cigars to buy a cut i .1.1.1. tblMillVMprMI gJaJBV Ificaic uwu. acfcw And Enough For a Square Meal. Butcher Will yoo hae the round Mrs. Youngbrlde I don't care what .chape it is, so us kou. on mb : Transcript. Metal Grain Bins 4f - HAT FBOOF BAIN PBOOF .BCSTPBOOF WRITE FOR PRICES ' Amenta Wanied Cc2st CufvErt a Flnms Ca. PORTLAND, Kenton OREGON C Gee Wo gauaaafal HeaM Rta eamaafol herb al r flood mm cur all kindfl ot ailaxnti ef am aad wemea with, out operation, aoad front the wonderful Chloeaa herha, roata, and meetebMe. wtiu are oaknewa la tho BMlvcal neaae af thia oauatrr. R rite for blank aad eireolara. 8d Stan. CUNaULTAIlUN PRtS. Addraaa Br C Gee W Ckhese MeiEciae C. ia; Pint St, Portland. Ore. Mantua Paper. P, N. U, No, 17. 1916 It 1 mrjaak. ; ' ifHiO wrMnr edmUonra, plant mm- I "" '"' ' For light,- . wholesome cakes, and pastry, use POVDER CHICAGO PORTLAND. OREGON Everyone Should Drink Hot Water in the Morning Wuh away all th etomach, liver, m4 bowat poisons before breakfast. To feel your best day la at J day out. to feel cleaa Inside; ao sour bila to coat your tonga and aickea your breath or dull your head; ao constipa tion, bilious attacks, sick headache, colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid atom aeh. you must bath on tb inside like katha ontilila Thia la vsatlT mor Important, because tbe akin pore do not absorb impurtuea into in wooa. while the bowel pore do, say a weU- ftrflwrare nhvalrlan. To keep these poisons and toxin welt tlusbed irom tie aiomaca. iitw, kidneys and bowel, drink before breakfast each day. a glase ot hot water with a teaspoonf ul ot limestone phosphate la IL Thia will clean, nnrife and freshen the entire alimen tary tract, be tore putting mor food Into th stomach. Cet a quarter pound of limestone phosphate irom your pnarmacisr. u is inexpenstTe and almost tasteless, hmiiI a atAuriah twlnr whlrfa ta not unpleasant. Drink pboephated hot water eery morning 10 ra your y- tem of mesa ue poiaons ana toxins m 1. n nravanl t hjir formation To feel like young folks feel; like yon relt before your oiooo, nerres aua moacle became saturated with an ac cumulation ot body poisons, begin this treatment and abor all. keep It tip! As soap and hot water act on the skin, cleansing, sweetening and purifying, ao limestone phosphata and hot water before breakfast, act oa the stomach, Urer, kidneys and bowels. Didn't Take A Chance. "How Is the cooking la that restao rautr Gentleman with toothpick "Fine." "And what did you have, may I ask!"' '. Gentleman with toothpick "A dot- en raw oysters, some lea cream and a glass of milk. A Hint He t see where the A government wants women to sare their rags. She Well. If the government only takes a look at the clothes I have to wear. It can see one woman's doing It Baltimore American. , Cherchex L'Homme-" "Why don't she marry you? Is there another man In the caser "I'm afraid so." "Do you know who It 1st" "Tea, her father."1 Boston Trans cript Time to Beware. "A man dat shows off too. much smartness," said Uncle Ebco. "gets so he enjoys about as much confidence as a sleight o' hand man in a poker game. Washington Star. : Spring Golds Are the Worst They lead to catarrh and pneu monia. They weaken the entire system and leave it unable to resist the sudden changes. They inter fere with your digestion and lessen your activity. Neelected they soon become that dread disease known as systemic catarrh. Don't neglect them. It's costly a well as danger ous, i . , PERUNA Will Safeguard You Have a box of Peruna Tablets with you for the sudden cold or expos ure. Tone your system up witb a regular course of the liquid Peruna, fortify it against colds, get your di gestion up to normal, take care of yourself, and avoid danger. If you are suffering now begin the treat ment at once. Give Nature th belp she needa to throw off the ca tarrhal inflammation, and again be come welL Peruna has been helping peo ple for 44 years. Thousands of homes rely on it for coughs, eolds and indigestion. It's a good tonic for tb weak, as welL Tha Parana Company, Okie Hat LwiKhae la Cevntry Bell), rntversity of Orrgoa, Eugea.. Hot lunch al soon ta retnol. country school la aa educational InBOvailoa that baa been Introduced lata wmer Um coualy. la vnltn Laa murk ot tha school jrenr la rainy. ad voum Here, traveling long dlalaac ta all aorta of aeaifcrr. rrt wear wt clot haa a Una tart ot th day. School boarJ ar o'orjinlr rd to Dtvvld rooking utrnella, watch la aaaay c cousut ot only lart kettle, a big apooo. a knit aad a lorn other bar Bevewllie. Tna rblldrc brine Ida ertk-k to b cooked. Some brtng potato, sum brine vrKatlea. aoto. brlna- aiL aillk aad oihr ar tlclea at diffowit ttmea. Each child baa hta ova bowl and tha lunch con aUta uioalt ol hot aouo. lach day two pupil ar appointed koala tor tha tollolnj day. After rhool at a mUni tha kind ol aoup dValrrd tor th following day la d trtnlnd. and oa tha followlna day th tao hoata ara allowed time frota lhlr school work to prrpara and cook tha aoup oa th big stor ta tha comer ol the arhool room. Formerly th chlMrva contumed their cold lunch la pcrhapa tra min atrs: bow lunch ore u pica about a half hour and each pupil rata at hl owa desk. Miaa Jrant Boaaca u school aupcrvtaor la th district la which thia iBDOTatioa has bea mad. Beat Proof That Reaiaol Heala Ecxema la our flla ot r porta. coring a period ol twenty year, literally thou sands of phyalciaRa ten now aucceaa ful th Realnol treatmeDt la for ect ina and similar akta Iron t lea. Tha first aa of Reaiaol Ointment aad Rea- Inol Soao asualty slop tha Itching and horning, and they sooa clear away all trace of the em p lion. No other treat meat for tb skin now before th pub lic caa show such a record of proles nional aPDrovaL Resinoi Ointment aad Reslnol Soap work so gcetly. and ar so absolutely free from anything that could Injur ctcb th tendereat akin, that they ar Meal for healing th skla trouble of Infanta and children. Sold by ail drug' giata. (Advt) Th Truth. "Toa told me whea I bought this lot that lb towa couldn't possibly grow la any dlrectioa bat this." -Well It basnt has ItT Aa a mat ter of fact th populattoa haa de creased 60 per cent aloe that Uma." Trying T Be Complimentary. "What did your children say whea yoa p la Ted Saota Claus last year?" -Nothing." replied Mr. Crowcher. "except they believed th make-up was an Improvement oa my regular face." Washington Star. Speeding. -Now we must speed th parting gueat" "Leav her to me. It I ever get her and her trap into the car, I'll hit It up to CO miles aa hour." Lou lavill Courier-Journal. Heard On th Elevated. First Young Thing I started read Ing "Les Mlserables" last night It is very Interesting. Second Toung Thing Isnt It! 1 think It la Victor Herbert's master piece. Boston Transcript Na Chance. "Tea, air. one hour's uninterrupted reading each evening would mase you" rrnlntarrnntad! Where da von think my wife spends her evenings?" London opinion. For Every Kind of Lameness HAN FORD'S Balsam of Myrrh A UNIMB Nt For Gits, Burns, Bruises, Sprains, Strains, Stiff Neck, Chilblains, Lame Back, Old Sore. Open Wound,' and ail External Injuries. Made Since 1846. Fric 25c, 50c and S 1.00 an n a OR WRITE All Dealers A Flat Dweller's Stratagem. Mrs. X Bothered wlto time-wasting callers, are you? Why don't yoa try my plan? Mrs. Y What Is your plan? Mrs. X Why, when th bell rings I put on my bat and gloves before 1 press tb button. It it proves to be someone I don't want to aee. I simply say: "So sorry, but I'm just going out" ' Mrs. Y But suppose it's someone you do want to aee? " Mrs. X Ob, then I ssy: "So fortu nate I've just come in." Boston Transcript Has Its Own Reward THEREF0RE- Strive for and maintain the highest possible standard at all times; when you need help REMEMBER- HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters Is a remedy you can always rely on for Stomach and Bow el disorders. Get the genuine W Raaheaaaal xXTkaransMr V.-; . M w Health KCRTKiMST liSARJT REPORTS; L GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat BIutm, 11.04, pec buan!; formula, PZC; eiuu, ic, r4 rifa, fit; red Ruaalaa, SO. MiUfosd -Spot rlfs Br" te ton; Horta, 125.60; rolled parity. 4l.6oa.3a.bU. Corn WhoK S par toa; cracked, 1ST. . VwUble-Articrok, 54tOe par duaen; tomato, IS.60fJS.Tt par crate; eabbegx Il.Wai M V "u drwd; garlic, 10c par pound; tMppara, I7aC2v)c; eggplant tW, aoraaraaian, ic; cauliflower, t&oull.XS; kttuca, si.XStlt.SS par erau; rucumbar. $l.t5L60; aplnach, 0cII box; paragua, T.nlOe per pound; rhubarb. Oregon, It60 per boa; paaa, T(g par pound. Potatoe. Jobbinr tirir: Oregon, $1.60(41.75 per aark; Yakima, 1.70 ttl.80; new California, lti P Pnd. Onion Oregon, l.T pa' Taxas, Bermuda, yellow, fits par erata: white. 12. 60. Graaa Fruit Strawbnm., sa,v raw crate: aoDlea. Slatl.CO per box; nranrrian. til new barreL Eggs Jobbing pne: urgon ranrn, candlad, XOic par don; uncandled, . . 1 v Poultry Han. I.l7,e par pounu; stag. 13c; broilers. 5iJQc; turaeya, liv. 18&20e: turkeva. dnaaaed, ehoica, ztotZSc: dark. 16c: gwasa, 10c Ruttaw Priena from wboleaaMr to retailer: Portland city ermry print. (0-pound case lota, standard grade. 84c; lower gTadea, lie; Or. goo country cremry pnnta, eo-pouna lota, standard max, lower grade, SO ft 80ie; paca " cubes, 2e teas. Price paid bJ Jobbers to producer: Cube, extra. 30tt31e; flraU. t7rie; dairy butt, 14 M ISic: butterfat. No. 1, SSc; No. t. SOe. Veal Fancy, Ul&lie par pound. Pork Fancy, llttllf par pound. Hods 1915 croo. Uatlzc; 11 coo- tracte, nocninaL WmJRaatarn Dmraa tlul27e DMT pound; valley. SOc; mohair, nw dip. 15c Caacara bark Old aad new, 4e par CatU Steart, choic grain and pulp. fS.S049; choic bay. 18.15 tf a so a-nrai 17.7SaEn.lS: medium. $7.607.75; cows, choice, 6.TOet7.80; good. $6.50w;a.75; medium. 1 6. 25 6.60; heifer, S5Q8.S5; bulla, f 2,76(3 ; stag. 1316.X6. Hogs Prim light, $S.09: good to prima, S.t6($a.60; rough heavy, $88.25; pigs and skip, 3&b.zo. Sheer Yaaxting. ltlO; wethers, $7.!55t9.25; awe, 16.258.25; lamba, f9.50glu.60. Banker Expects Better Business In Northwest m Spokane "Buaineas generally ta Spokan and throughout th Inland Eropir and tb Pacific Northwast should show big; improvement from now on, and mor especially during th summer and next fall." said Aaron Kuhn, a director of tha Spokan Eastern Trust company. Wednesday, on returning from a twain and pleasure trip to Eastern and Middle Western cities. "It is reported In New York that Germany has ample resource for fully 24 months," Mr. Kuhn said, "and it seems to be known that the allied countries ar in a position to continue for at least a similar period." Mr. Kuhn said that whil factories ar busy throughout tb bis manufac turing centers in th East, there seems to be a cautious feeling, with th re sult ther i little ao-ealled plunging. "Another thing is that this is the residential election year," h added. "and capital is somewhat timid along certain tinea. Ther ar some who be lieve that a sudden cessation of nostil itie In Europe will result In flooding this country and others with cheaply made Broods. "On thing is certain: Our tariff question will have to be dealt witb by th best business brains of th coun try." . ... Farmer To Build Elevator. Kandrick. Idaho Th Kendrick Rochdala company met recently and arranged to build an elevator, una hundred and ten farmers subscribed $100 each and committees were ap- and decide on th plan of elevator to build, i ne next meeting was an ior June 1, after which they expect to be gin building and hare it ready for this M.n TaIim V fimnrn haa raw j mu e ,ivi, ew,, . -.. - signed as mayor in order to accept his . . . . . .TT . C. appointment aa posunaaier. n in. r m- tag was appointed to fill the vacancy. Walla Walla Has Fine Cows. Wall Walla, Wash. High butter fat records of Walls Walla Cows con tinue, according to th March test of the Walla Walls Valley Cow Testing association, just completed by Lea C. Lewis. Highland Dora Veeman, a registered Holstein, property of Walla Walla college, gave 87.8 pounds butter fat which was nine-tenths of a pound under tha record set by the state peni tentiary cow last month. Both these records are several pounds higher than any record reported by any association in tbe United States, so far as lesrneo. Han and Pigeon Affinities. Walls Walla A bantam hen and a male pigeon, property of Mrs. W. E, Stapleton, 983 East Alder street, have discovered they are affinities, and are building a nest in the barn on the premises and refuse to associate with others of their kinds. Two weeks ago tb ben "turned down" Her mate and tbe pigeon gave up bis. The owner put th pigeon in a coop with a female pigeon and th latter was se verely punished. Navy's Gain In Men Is Big. Waahintrton. D. C More enlisted man am in artiva aervie in th navy now than ever before in th country's history. Secretary uaniei announced Wednesday that the personnel -for th first time had reached the 64,000 mark. "Ther are now 64,011 men In th en listed personnel," said the secretary, "showing a net rain of 6664 since March 4, 1913." HAVE DARK Hi AND LOOK YOUNG Nobody cm Tell wht you Dajkea Cray, Msi Hair with Sf Tea. arandmothar ktpt her hair beutl. fully darkened, gloeay and Jractwa .11. a brew of 8 Tea and Whenever her hair took oa that dull, faded or streaked appearance, thia IMVT- m ..a am.llad with WOB- tnMftr. !..- , derful affect Iy asking . lor for -wyta ""'i'""' Compound." you will get a Ian hot ... -. .1.1 iiw. Mwliia Imnroved ii. tt aim w .. by th addition of other lnrdienta. all ready to us, tor , a vli. Mi.hira ran b. doDonded lain aiaiH. ---'- - , , . apoa to reator Batumi color aud beau ty to th hair. . . . A wellkaowa dowotowa drugrist say vrybody use Wyelh s 8ae and Sulphur Compound bow because H darkens so naturally and evenly that aahadt ran tell It has been applied It s ao easy to tta. loo. Yoa simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw It through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning th gray hair disappears; after another appliratloti or two, It Is rvalured to Its natural color and looks glossy, soft and beau tiful. Thia preparation la a delightful toilet requisite. It I not Intended lr th cur, mitigation or prevention, of dtaeaa. A Joh With An Afterthought A nwpper humorist quolee this from a letter received by on of tb Georgia congressmen: "My younsest bob has run away and enlisted la th retular army. I can't get him out Won't yon help iT He la a good boy and I was raising him for my owa us." la oa sens this la a Joke a Joke upon the father, who waa bringing up the boy to get as much work out of ki - - ,u.ihi and the vouM sol dier probably haa chuckled over It mor than anybody els. Put th story Is mor serious thaa humorous. -tia Ka- ran aarav ta earao three or four year of hard labor for hie fathers pront unionuoaiciy a maay children cannot eacap from k.i- !., ia narnnta and cotton- mill owner. Oeorgla has Ml child laborers under thirteen years ot asw, tr,k, r-amiina t n and South Car- .IR, A Ita mA l la nn In th. Slat or red era! leglstalur to glv them their b art lax ot sunsam. piay, ana schooling. Oilller's. Affected By Business. rv. nirl In tha nhMMMranh dace w patronise la Juat full of affectation." "Hut you must conaiuer nai n ia her buaineas to put oa airs." Wash ington Star. Always Thus. "I understand Ihey want to turn dis tilleries Into munition factories." "It might help. If they do. Out IU the old story ot th ultimate consumer getting lb worst of It" Waahlngtoa Star. Bar. BeeJiar, Sirens, Venn U ml Br Oeeiiata aa rafeMina aee alarta a araaay aaaaur ranra aerar M aa a1rad aa OeaieaU a Meaxlee. Maria, la BtUI Oaav nannde by One rkraMlaa. aad saaraaued ij um a a Halianl Ballaf tor Srre tkal Need Care. t U la ran Bra aad la Ja M.anMrilac-JaatSMOaaifart. Bay Btarla af rear Bra ffcat-aeran ananaaUlala. and ll lalereeted writ tat a4 In. Kf tven, ateajMa xat ataatKui cuivaiav Two Deluded Soula. Blx I wonder If Dr. Cook realty thought he discovered th north polo? Dlx Possibly! We all make mis takes. Why. when I married my wif I thought I bsd discovered Par ad Is. Boston Transcript . Loans 8m to Wakn It A (to man he has touched) Thanks, old cbap. But what Is this little pam phlet yon hsnded me? B Oh, I always barfd on of those out with a loan. It tells how to strengthen tb memory. Boston Transcript V Can 6 Br rent-rasa ff C ' Writ AlleaB. Olmaled.l- Roy, N. V., for free aampl of Allen' Fixn-keM. II rura mealing, h.mwollrn, aeblng leel, ll maim newer aboea eaay. A canals rare lot Cora. In rowing nalla and taniana. All drug. laUtUIU Tm. lioa'l kwM anf iutauluia, 8ns of Responsibility. Is Btlgglns patrloUcr , "Thoroughly." ' -"Would he fight for bis counlryT" "I don't know about that But ha hasn't tb slightest doubt that In an emergency somebody ought to." Washington Star. , Times Change. "What T " Yon need new ' clothes again? When I was a boy I wasn't asbsmed to wear garments that were patched.". "Yes, dad., but yon know you dldn t associate with such refined people as I do." SALTS FINE FOR ACHING KIDNEYS We eat too much meat which Clogs Kidneys, then the Back hurts, i Most folks forget that the kidneys. Ilka tbe bowels, get sluggish and clog ged and need a flushing occasionally, else we hsve backache and dull misery i. i,Mnev raeinn aavar. head. IU IU, u n j . . . aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver. acid stomacn, sleeplessness ana an sorts of bladder disorders. v.. ,lnnl, mller kftAD VOUr kldnCTS active and clean, and the moment you feel an sens or pain id me sinner region, get about four ounces of Jad c.ia rvnm anv rood drua ator here. take a tablespoonful In a glass of water before oreaxrast lor a lew aays sod your kidneys will then act fine. Thj. hmmii aatta la made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com bined with liinia, ana is narmiess to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate he i tn nnrmal artivttv. It also neu tralizes the scids In tha urine so It no longer Irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. imA o.ita le fcarmlsaa- In.Tnenslva! makes a delightful effervescent litbls water drink which everybody should take now and then to keep their kid neys clean, thus svolding serious com plications. A well known local druggist says he sells lot of Jad Salts to folks who be l!eve In overcoming kidney trouble whil It is only trouble. :tyrvrT1 11 I - aws- 4WS$ '.aa rnnli in the cround. them know thtt i .1 .. i!ni, wl Six tct tnrou.ii uac, -ffgTV 6 inchci through tt ton. hvt ft ibov. ( yff CTOund. Giant Stumpint. i'Z- J2k lewder did t clean job, takin out 1 JVrf aavm rdvtt Bin ,1 all without teanncra bur nolo ways av imra nromt - " , ' . w.i..l Uc.ua they lift and hvt u ell si httft, sJ 1 10 lurthet than high txplosive lh metely ipl't ins stumpa, 1 bty savt I'M and wok becsuse they B! out lh stumpi-otg.oi lutla, I" dsJ in a ctrnduioti a.y to handla, 1 grt bettef leaulufrora Giant PowJeti than 'torn any oihef powJs I hiv UaeJ, wyi A. L. Adkins, WooJbuin, Ot. TW, sr tare Ciar.1 rt"l Powdat. r-xh md rUtlv ' f J" Coaal farm.., r unta Smmplng Pd- w TO""ml"1 f work and t;in 6iu"f Po-dei sM Bioraif I ap biMti"g la iwrt ami 1 1 thaa mo. toaapsr them with lh powder ' aaing, and yoa will al.ay w f .lnl la lutura. Wrlr. a. and w wiU OiH BMraM dUttibato anpfiy ittal tea at the loareM akt pfkav Five Blatting Books FREE Rett way of iwrnovlng atamr d bonlJer. SMklag dtrrhea, phuiitng tree, aad braaking BP th Sahaoil ar dVKtrbed ia ear tv llufld hooka 'ITwy a-r wtiiie for weirern Um, 10 . th condiiloo llal y bay. Will for lk book o lh bt, yo are Inwnetad la, THE GIANT rOWDER CO- Cob- Si FraacW Br-Mh Orf Waa I Seaaria. leak.. a. Paeiiead. gafc) Lab. Car, haw BLACK wsstt ma.i rtrroiTti T Cerwv .Mb U rrwa. rnea. r-,.w,l ar.ffa M nr. LEG a eawa war rerrnai ril. Wrue far aaaaiai vn V w aaaa aia.w r"n i tea, eaaa. aaMM aim 4 a t m , iiMUr, Mt raurt a - amnfcnw at aaax af -u 'I V. raeM-a 4 T'.t CWltl kS0lV. aaraaieh CaWMtala WEIIT BRDH-UP-A-COLO TABLETS A rurnUl remedy foe Cold and La Gripp. Prlc 2T of your drufrgiat It's good. Tak no thing el, Adv. Novelty Needed. "Toa don't aay ,'Uown with th trusul' ia your speech." sny mor." "No," replied oVnator Sorghum: ml. era litre nihar audience. You' got to glv them something new." Washington Htar. Another 0od On. "I sea th Campftr Olrl have an honor entitled th 'flremakcr degree.' " "That ought to Qualify them a good wive for lucky men. Ilav they a dish washer degreef Louisville Cott-lier-JournaL Qussd. Mamn .Itnnaat. Maude, didn't VOU accept Jack's proposal last nlgbtT Mauuo i -T-Tea, uui now uiu you guesaT Wamo on, th poor arar looaea o worried this morning. i'enn Slat Froth. ypermwK, Theso Thtee Women Tell How Thej Escaped the Drtli Ordeal of Surgical OperatioiiSo . Hospitals are great and necessary institutions, but they should be the last resort for women who suffer with ills peculiar to their sex. Many letters on file in the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn, Mass, prove that a great number of women after they have been recommended to submit to art operation have heen made well by Lydia E. Tinkham's Vegetable Compound, Here are three such letters. All sick women should read them. 'I WHY. 1 Klva YOU wmu i am ao i ; j Mrs. Fbkd Uiunki, Marinette, 'Wia. arHth famaU tmubles that I could gaid I would hava to undergo an operatioa I could hardly walk without help so when I read about tha VcireUbla Compound and what It had done for others I thoiiRht I would try it. I got m bottle ol Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and a package f Lydia & Ilnkham 's Sanative Wash and used them according to directions. They helped roe and today I am able to do all my work and lam well Mrs. Tn oa. DwTtn, W) Milwaukee Ave, JXaat, JDetrolt, Mich, Eellevue, Ta. " I suffered more than tongue can tell with terribla bearintr down pains and inflammation. I tried several doctors and they au told me the same story, that I never could got well without an operation and I just dreaded the thought of that. I also tried m good marry other medicines that were recommended to me and none of thera helped me untU a friond advised me to give Lydia K. rink ham's Vegetable Compound a trial Tbe first bottle helped, I keptt ta kins' it and now I don't know what it is to be sick any more and X am picking up in weight. I am 20 years old and weica 149 pounds. It will be the greatest pleasure to me if I can have the oppor tunity to recommend it to any other suffering woman." Miss lnxxn FBOauonxR, 1023 Manhattan St, North Side, BelleYue, Ta. If yon wotild like special advlca writ to Lydia Ti. Pinkham lied. Co. (cxnll"lr!nt)al Lynn, Mass. Your letter will beonen.O i4 Aaa answered by av woman aad. held La atrial co&Aiexu S1 (111 . I I .4 f.a Farmeri who hav uiea 4PaNO AORlCULTUOAU en,l nvnlk. "1 TlV SaV) inotVfy OVERALLS I . Keen Kids Kleen TW t KwwVJL twaalnWwi MBaBfaaaw aaaaj taaaaspsg faaf 4BJnnfcesB) I BP apaw la wM 4m asski Aaw lhvBV BBBi1, waakawanV BaaBaakaJ 4 iut UraviaJ i I'-. na at W rW al nlaaVnl).laa.ni.l,. i ." aad raaratm aa ha v) u' .i f B sWjBanWannaTwanWnw '' MS- m mm mmm . J asj4, wWB II IIBWI Wt lWarwe T BJ . ft ) t laBnwavaaV l,dto(nff 3 V ale Hanakl LaVaV I Slraaaa 4k C,Saa rmwel BeanM 60 HMI H. P 1 1 , Calling Unci Down. "When I waa a youngster," remark ed Uncle IlraK.le. "I was about tha beat baseball player In this county." "What did you playr "Pitcher, catcher, shortstop aa' ad th real of 'em." "Yea. unci," apok up little Willi, th cbamplun bright child. "Bui w r talking about baseball, not amateur theatrical." Washington Star. d-WI m. Marinette, Vln.-"I went to tha doctct ncl hs told mo J muKt have an operation for a icmalo trouble, and I hated to havelt dono as I had teen married only a abort time. I would bavo tembla pains and my hands and feet were cold aU tb time I took Lydia E. Ilnkham'g VeicoUblo Com. pound and was cured, and I foel betUsr In Yery penniBSlon W jmumu mj uniu thankful that I feel well Ealn." Detroit, Mich." When I first took Lydln E. WnVham'a Veirctabla Comoound I wua so run down not do anythincr. and our doctor