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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 26, 1915)
rowus ii" i:dte c:xgon (UK , Vtaeel & M WW" H II ( toiko, waa waa n Mr I.J rlk CM 1-ar.i.aa. (wMkMI mi rtmrarS hh ana wOl aJarare a -a a, nM a a-imi wa,wM. i mm Nrwhaf I. M aaal aa. f-v ra t We eulWtl fWT Amsricaa Plan, Eorepeen NO KEDICINE If naare mtim m aa waa iwh, l. L.atDVi&lWBeaeii 6S SOQAL SBISO.'I TO BE GAY ., V.iU, lliW4.Wtl lUW, 2 AGAI!.; fATS CCTOl JlftMt pail m . ' I teKpday. I pu, ft y I K. CLARKE, Mgr. J iff y uiivwuuli . Ghca to Avxid Fridici erteta hate. rS aroauaM. Smm lMl. allr ,-?. . Swatr MM aM-ana-tann BaMW IH Inn mm i Mr ar . rmi ImW CV7n Ciaaa. Om. rwrtfcan. Oregon City. Or, Charles S turtle, 41 rrS ftW, Who disappeared two ftm ego after escaping iron the In um aay him t Salem, and whose body umi vnAntka amk atlnnneadlv VIA bur jLA V-.-l KAm by hie Mm( walked Ik HA KIHBU Ileal W 1 1.. II- nnMura ! r.nK. HVIU V m P wse- W w-waaawj Tuesday night a rejuvenated and ap parently rational wan. The shuck waa so severe that a Is father and mother both collipd oo FtaiAiS All EE CLISTS Of E0Il!pdiU 'Zir. TM sister who opened tne aoor to the long-lost and mourned aoa tu able to receive the brother; at gently aa poMibla broca th nawi to Uia paranU and put th youngar Sturgii to bad ba foratka. too, cava way ndar taa ! train. Th ratura or Chartaa Stunrli Ttndl- 1 cat Um ard moUtar'a intutUon oftaa axpraaaad In tba laat raw waaka that bar aoa waa not dead. Sba oftaa DEFECTII IhHIT DFD'ffTTFn TA HIF r I uitf.il iLi iv ia NORTHWEST MARKET KCPCRTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat Bluaatam. I5 buthali forty-fold, 4e. club, rad rifa, 8Si rail Ruaiian, I9e. MiUfaad Spot prioaai Bran, 1X4 nUlad barlay, WW bcHind the doufjh avnj wmuivb Severely Crilitisd mm cr BocE.9 ts rca -USE THE RIVtR" Dalles-Columbia Lino dtato t WaMlnatoa, fW TtoMaMrn Itmxkar II a. av Ua Mm Ut m. Mi.in II M. tMM J. N. tW, laW Mir wi tri OtiM far Vim Oriwrnw m4 gwanriw Ma IsW at. Uw. ItikUaau. faab.lktai Allies' Turn to Come Fust; Germany, Austria and Turkey Second Other Dinners to Follow. Washington, a C Praaidant WiW Cora Whit, lit torn craekad, $37. Hay Eaatara Orafroa timothy, tit file: vallay timothy, llt(jlJ; alfalfa, Iia.60fltl4.60: chaat. li 10'. oaU and ratch. I11A1L VagaUblaa-Artiahokaa, 7Mtl PT doaan, tomatoaa, UffCl.U; eaUWgra. 04 bundrad; farllo, 16 pound: pop- para, 44oc; act plant. 4(UI aprouta, Doctor Who Condemned It 0(3 ?,.''; Tot Would 6a Great Sufferer and Burden Ail Its Ufa. Chicafa Tba Boltingar baby, da- and hill at I A tubduad Vacallat. "Pa, yoa alog baaa ta tba choir, ' doat roar aakad Bobby Smithara. -Yaa, aay aoa. rapUad air. Smith ara. "And ma atnga aopraaor "Thafa rlht- "Well, thera'a ona thing 1 doat v daratand." "What la Itr "Mra. Tompklnt aaya yoa aing mighty big in public and mighty amall at homa." A Solution. .. "I aaa that tha EnglUh sewapapara ooraplaia becauaa tba Britiah work Inrmaa drinka a few glaaaea of bear and than caat do aoythlng alaa all day." -Why In tha world dont tha Engllah government make a Cbrlatmaa praa ant of a daya aopply of that bear to each German aoldiarr" Judge. Xtis hzi ; Owi 1 WCkmumnd MMr M atft mum. . mm) a ann, a nin km vhifk ! mm nhM at Um JaakMaCa, X Cmm. mi Com. Nrtei Or Tba Entrance Out. "What doea 'exit' mean, mammal asked amall Edna, pointing to the word over the door of a moring pic ture theater. "I know!" exclaimed her little brother. "It meana tha entrance out." A STAKSARD FAHtLT UMEOT For Ordinary Grip; ForAU Catarrhal Conditions; For Prevention of Colds. An Excellent Remedy ' "ForThe Convalescent: For That Irregular Appetite; For Weakened Digestion. LVer-Rcady-to-Takc eon annoancad Monday for tha doming winter. Ha bride will be tha boat and ever al receptione and dinnara. Among theee dinnara will be two given for the diplomatic corps. Here tofore only one dinner baa bean given. That, however, waa la time of peace, when tha Britiah and German, the Roeeain and tha Auetro-Hungmrian, tha Tarklah and Italian, and all tha other ambaasadora repeal anting tha two armed cam pa of Europe, ware eo sneaking- terns. To overcome tha present awkward situation, two din ner! will be given. Hera, again, tha President la likely to Bad himself In difficulties. Which tide will be rape eamted at tha first dinner? la other wards, who will have precedence T Again, who will be aakad to meet the aUiea, and who tha Gar- nans snd Aoatro-Iiungariana? Tha State department has careful ly studied this question. Tha dean of tha diplomatic corps la Mr. Juaaerand. tha French ambassador. Naturally, ha most be Invited to tha first func tion. This meana that Invitations moat be extended also to tha British ambassador, tha Russian ambassador, the Japanese ambassador, and tha Italian ambassador. The anderstanding ia that tha re pre sents ti Tea of all tba neatral nations will be invited at the same time. The second dinner will be given with Count Bernstorff, tha German ambas sador, aa the guest of honor. His col leagaea of Austria Hungary, Turkey and Bulgaria likewise will be invited. In order that no onto ward questions shall develop, tha repreeentativea of all tha neatral nations will be asked for the second time to dine at tha White House. Hera ia the official program of tha receptions and dinners which tha Pres ident and Mrs. Gait have arranged: January, 7, Friday, Pan-American reception. January H. Tuesday, Cabinet din ner. January 21, Friday, diplomatic din ner. 25, Tuesday, . diplomatic 8(if8. e: lettuce, 11151.60 I crate. - Green Fruits Apples, Tacdjfl.71 box; pears, 11411.80; grspes, 86c4J fl.eSerete; caaabaa, lie pound; cran berries. 19. 60u 10.60 barrel. Potatoes Oregon. XXOiSi; Tail You may Um aa oU favoraa recipa and tha beal of male-ia. taJ aiala carefully, the ovea may e iuat right, yet you wil Kara a failure I "Tha Powoj behiod the Dough" it not tkt rfett atw leave. properly aad mak 1 kghl, dtgeatiUe, wiromoaac. Conl kakinf wuhout good baling powder b out of iKe quetboa, a. . tiiy rW4rr mi wmdmUi Immmm fwm. awl imJJ, mms ate aewt sa M I i aVs i aWUy . TaAe M el eases f tmJhm m K C awe Aeaw "tW awa" eawrjf luna, Mas bntwa a gay season faared that they bad buried tha wronf I f active, whose mother, on proeaalooal I mM i. io per sack; weeta, H.fOt PRINCE LUB0MIRSKI ,'',; advice, decided It should not undergo operation which probably would have as red IU life, died Thursday at the German-Americas hospital hare. Tha child waa baptised with tha name of John shortly before its death. Mra, Bollinger waa not immediately Informed of tha death of tha baby. I The subject of tha propriety of tha I sacrificing tha Ufa of tha Infant, that it might not grow up a burden to Itself I snd a possible menace to society, was tha subject of widespread discussion. Dr. H. J. lislecltlen, on whoso ad vice tha mother acted, waa visited by I msny medical man and telephone calls alternately accused and praised him. lie remained unaltered In his convic tion that death was tha greatest bless ing which eould be hoped for. Tha principal physical deformities I of ho baby war tha closure or tne In testinal tract, paralysis of tha nerves per hundred. OnionsOregon, bulynf price, fl f. o. b. ehlDDing Points. Eggs Oregon ranch, buying prices: No. 1, 40a doaea; No. a. Sue; No. 8, tOo. Jobbing prices: No, 1,41a dos.; Oregon storage, tmsfte. Poultry liana, ltClS)o pound; spring. IS n ISae: turksys, IKe; dressed. IftSSe; ducks, white, 14 16c: colored, lie: geeea, lOdtlla. Butter City eraamery, rubes, a tras, aelltng at Ilia pound; firsts, t9e; print and cartons, extra. Prices psld to producers; Country creamery, 14 at t8e; butter fat, premium quality, IJc No. 1, avarage quality, 81c; No. I, t9& ' Veal Fancy, 10ftl0e pound. Pork Block. H& pound. Hope 115 crop, lOvitllic pound. Wool Eaatara Oregon, 18f,Soe January dinner.''' February 4, Friday, judicial recep tion. February 8, Tuesday, Suprsms court dinner. February 18, Friday, Congressional reception. February 22, Tuesday, Speaker si dinner. Prince Lubemlrski, a Polish noble man of pro-German tendencies, haa been made governor of tne province ef Warsaw by tha kaiser, whose arm lea now. hold possession of that re gion. body and n pressed a vague feeling that some dsy "Charley" would re turn. Only comparatively recently, after patient waiting for ths son to re turn, had aha appeared to accept bis death aa certain. In May a body, on which was cloth ing silmilar to that worn by Sturgia when he waa last seen, waa found on the outakirts of Eugene. Word waa ent to the man's parents and a rela tive went to the university city and there identified tha body, aa thai of Charley Sturgia. The body waa returned to Canby and the funeral eerviees were duly par formed on Msy 17 over tha body sup posed to be that of tha lost son. teetlnal trsct, paralysis or lha nerves I po,,. XUOc: fall lambs' of tha right side of Use fsce, the sb-1 15,. mohair, Oregon. 28c pound. eeoceof tha right ear, blindness oil Cascara Bark-Old and new, SQ4e one eye ana mauormauon w iia snow 1 nound. 1. .. . . . . . t ... . 1 oers. it, aaisetoeiv wao oaiciBiea at the birth, noted tha absence of a neck. Tha brain ha found to be only atightly subnormal, but tha cranial nerves were absent or undeveloped. "If ha grew up ha would bo a hope leaa cripple and would suffer from fits," said tha doctor, before tha child died. "Would his mind be elearT Would his soul bo normally allrs?" one of the visitors aakad. "That I do not know, but tha chances are against It." Dr. John B. Murphy, ax -president of tha American Medical association, and phyaiciana and professional man and women, including several clergymen, generally took sides with Dr. lislsal- den. But hie eritiea were lust aa numerous. Mrs. Anna Bollinger, tha mother, remained in a room nearby. Many times aha asked : "Ia it dead?" She remained steadfast in bar belief that death waa best for tha little ona. She haa three healthy children and the plight of the condemned one ia be lieved to have been duo to aa attack of typhoid fever which the mother suffered recently. Tba authorities took no action fur ther than to determine that no death certificate should be issued until after aa investigation by tha coroner. a-asisi-ji a eiw Mil ju" ni' im ii-wi Na Lenasr rteeaenelale. Tha dangera of travel by sea at this time have played ha foe with tha aervea of timid nasssnisra. Karly ana morning recently there waa eonitoerabie commuiion oa ma decka of a coastwise vessel plying tweea fiavsnnsh and Italtlmore, when a scantily clsd msa hurried from his stateroom and dssbsd toward tba up per dark. Oa tha way ha raa Into the cantata of tha vessel. "wast e tne mailer, captain r aa isnsged to gasp. "liava wa beea tor- Dadoed r Calm yourself, my dear air, ana oe prepared for lha worst." aaawered tha official. oh, doat tell ma we're going dowal" moaned tha other. "Quick, where are the life preeerverar" "They wouldn't be of any service. at this atage," explained tha captain. "Too lata?" quavered tha despair ing passenger. "Tse," ssid tha captain, solemnly. "We've done all wa can for you. You'll hare to look out for yourself from now on. Tou aee, ware Just tied up ta the dock." - Kitchen Philosophy. . Mr. Bradahaw wss ia a great hurry and breakfast waa late. "I wish you'd find out what this trouble la," he said to his wife. Mrs. Bradahaw returned from the kitchen wearing a melancholy expree- alon. "Well, wen." demanded tha has band, "what did aha say?" "She said," responded tha wife. "that we ail have our dlsappolnt- meats.' " Browning's Mags-sloe, "ltaaa't, Friday. Army and Navy 63 All L&XaikS M reception. far tog&sst btfzd Sfft-a r-Eles Alsast r: Oysasite Placed to O Arctbc'J, " President cf fc:iLi Cil Cfl. Tsrrytown, N. Y-A plan to kiU John D. Archbolod, president of the Standard Oil company of New Jersey, wsa frustrated by the finding of a dy namite bomb In tba wheel rut of a roadway on hie estate here leading London Too cam Dai ro for economy ! in living aa a vital necessity for Ansa-1 London The" fact that tha Balkan cing the war, which is costing Great I situation, both military and diplo- Britian nearly 825,000,000 a day, eon- matte, la disquieting, 11 not enucaj, is i tinuea to be Dressed. Imports are as- believed in London to have led to tha eeedlng exports by nearly $5,000,000 visit of the British prima minister, M. a day and consequently deprecisting I Aaquith. Dsvld Lloyd George and A. foreign axchange, so that England J. Balfour to Paria for a conference I really pays about 6 per cent mora than with tha French cabinet and General the nominal prices for commodities J off re, the French commandar-in-chief. booffht in America. Restriction of The main Serbian army, which ia A; pie and Potato Crop Big. Tha average yield, all crops, par aero ia tba Pacific Coast statea aoade a vary favorable shooing, according to a government crop report Just Issued. Tha comparison is made with tha aver age yields of recant years and la shown In percentage aa follows Oregon. 100.4; Washington, 104.8; Idaho, ?.: California, 103.8. Id ita detailed report oa the Amer ican apple crop, tha department says: "Tba apple production for local and farms, aa wall aa eommarieal consump tion, aa reported November 1. 78,670, 000 barrels, mora than confirms tha earlier promise of a large crop, Tha crop ia approximately 8,000,000 bar rels less than last y sar g bumper crop, but 18.000.000 barrels above the five- year average, Of the American potato crop tha mvarnment report aaya : "Tba estimates of potato yield show a decline of 18 bushela per acre frees the promise of a month ago. The se ll ma ted yield of 86.8 bushels Indicates a total crop of 869,000,000 bushela, 47.000,000 bushela lees than the large crop of last year, and 8.000.000 bush els greater than tha five-year average. Hog Market Good. In general price conditions of swine in Portland are unchanged. Calls values are quoted steady with demand for good quality. Sheep are firm. The undertone of the hog market la Inclined to bo weak In view of tha large receipts of lata,, but a smaller run is looked for this week than last Commenting oa the marketing of swine, the Livestock Reporter aaya : la treating wounda containing dirt. always wsah them out with warm soft water and eeetile soap, drying before applying llai ford a Ualeam of Myrrh. Adv. No Waning. Potro had drifted dowa to Florida and waa working with a gang at rail road construction, lie had been told to beware of rattlesnakes, hut assured that they would always give tha warn ing rattle before striking. Ona hot day be was eating kia aooa luncheon oa a pine log whea ha saw a big rattler colled a tew feet la front of him. He eyed the aerpsat and be gan to lift hla lege over the log. Ha barely got them out of tba way when the snake's fangs hit the bark beneath blm. 'Sun of guna!" yelled Pstro, "why you no rings da ball r ne setter, Iwm, isaMurai arse Ocaiiaw aa4 ruiWHi Ma4 stwnM Sjre Inrii Maf nu, Mfete U was eSe aa e PmiiiiU S atejwlae. MorlM Is auU Onw ef on rarmn a4 w area Was i Um aa a aeUee Uailal aw Ijn Umj Km Care. Tr M ta fmr Bw see la Bkr arte WaScttoa Jm StTmiIwl, mot aiertMi at raa UtmgtUt imm ee ealwMiaM, ami U kWMN hh n ef ISe na. stvauaa sta kaaiaiv h, csucaww Csngrsssmaa Taksa Mangy. Patrolmsn Patrick J. Walsh of tha South Kaglswood slstlun, Chicago, waa looking for some youag trees to plsnt around his bungalow. Near there be came across sjtsa clad la khaki, seemingly a laborer, hard at work la a grove. "I'd like to bsve a few of these young trees," said Wslsh, "Help yourself," replied tha man la khaki , Wslsh uprooted several trees. Ha said be would like lo leave them there until tomorrow, aad the other replied that would ha all right "Final" eiclslmed Walsh. "For whom shall I askr and hs banded a quarter to ths man la kbakt r "Jantee It. Mann." Repreeentstive Msna of tha Second Illinois congressional district minori ty leader In Ihe house, pocketed lha quarter aa a aouveatr. . hcauM (At eifr ty$tm vwcomet pwrmtattd with injvriou acUs, To relieve rheumatism Scott t EmuUkM U a doubte help; It is rich ia Uood-foodj k iw parti trangth to tha functions and sup. plies tha very clhttxxt that rbcu cvatk coodiuont always need. Scotfi Eauliloa bu helped countlets Uvouaands hca other remedies failed, ffl Jltihil Illuminating Comparison. She aoterad the department store and eomplainsd about a lamp aha had purchased, demanding that it be takea Baca. What's tha matter with It arar ' "It bag all the faults of my husband. aaa none or ms vtnuaa." Please axplsia yourself." "Well, It haa a good deal of brass about It; It la remarkably brilliant; requires a great deal of attention; la unsteady oa Ita legs, flaree up occa sionally; la always out at bedtime. ana is noona to smogs." ii i IWCnT CTf!n!FJ rwr. rw TV. tK.. t1n...n, P.lt.f. Mrm late and in vigorato stomach, liver and J from the financier's home, in the opin-1 imports ia urge aa one of the moat ob-1 operating under General Putnik in tha I 'P'' November 18 there baa bean nearly 100 per cent gain msds In ths mar ketlng. This period laat year the total receipts ware 11,779, this year for the same period 22.642, a net gala For the year to November Mur fma SiS to lies Mas Mr rmmtmn. Intorwiins ana laMlMllnf KirirMM m 11 1 !. Wark m Mar ikm. y rvimlM term, hmrk Kiwuiv Ce,s1S rtruMc vra. bowels. Stursr-eoated. tiny graaulea. . easy to take. . Do not gripe. Complete Failure. - 1 read a joke the other day about a man getting the last word with his wife by bawling it up the speaking tube as ha went out the front door of the apartment house." "Tried it eh? How did It work?" "Didnt work. My wife must have read the same Joke. She let a kettle : of soapsuds come dowa tha tube just as I started to whistle up." Louisville Courier-Journal. ion of Chief of Police Bowies. The bomb consisted of four sticks of dynamite, with wires and percussion caps, and Chief. Bowlea said he be lieved the plan was to blow up Mr. Arch bold in his automobile as ha was riding over what ia known as the south roadway from his home. . " The dynamite, wire and caps were wrapped in dark yellow paper. vious practical methods of economy. 1 north, ia now encompassed on every Soma papers, notably the Morning side but one, and, being cut on from Post, demand a high tariff 00 imports and one so frsmed that the colonies will have preference through the di verting of business from the United State to them. Thus the British Em pire must live on its own reaourcea, so far aa foodstuffs are concerned, the Post contends, and spend Ita money Beat Proof That Reainol Heals Eczema In our file of reports, covering a period of twenty years, UteraUy taou saids of physlclsns teU how success ful tha Reainol treatment la for ede ma and similar sun troubles. Tne first use of ResinoJ Ointment and Reainol Soap usually stops the itching and burning, and they soon clear away all trace of the eruption. No other treatment for the akin now before the public can show such a record of pro fessional approval. Resinol Ointment and Reslnol Soap work so gently, and are so absolutely free from anything that could injurs even the tenderest skin, that they are Ideal for healing the akin troubles of Infants and children. Sold by all druggists. Chief Bowleg said It was all so ar-1 among its own people as Germany is ranged that tba slightest impact would doing. explode the bomb. ' The bomb was found Saturday, but the fact did not become known until Monday, when Mr. Archbold issued in structions to increase the number of guards about tha estate. Lord Devon port, who has had long experience as a successful business man, told the House of Lords the im port of Mo-essential things through the Port of London alone reached 1125,000,000 a year. tba south by the Bulgarian advance beyond Tetovo, must depend on tha rough roads through Montenegro and Albania for any supplies from the In the aooth the Serbian position la almost aa bad. The success of tha Bulgarian flanking attack on Babuna Paaa and tba advice from Vales have prevented the hoped-for Junction of the Sebrian and French forces. This leaves the Serbians only two lines of retreat, one into Albania, where they may be harassed by unfriendly tribes, and the other the Greek border, where they are in danger of being disarmed I Dera by L. M. Holden, of Seattle, a IS, 1914, there were received 188,471 and the same period this year 220,887, a gain to November 18 for the year of 81,788, which la a very substantial In crease and reflects in the vary best way the popularity of the Portland market. It looks aa if the total re ceipts for 1916 at the end of this month will more than equal the total receipts of bogs for tha entire year of 1914." , Centralis lo Gst Big Corporation, Centralis, Wash. The Prundentlal Savings & Loan association, a $2,000,- 000 corporation, la being organised Polite Substitution. "What makea you keen sarin'. 'Ob. Warl Oh, War!'" asked ths paper hanger. .""': : Don't you know a synonym whan yoa hear It?" asksd tba man who bad just moved Into a new bouse. Is that oner ''Certainly. Everybody knows what war Is. I just hit my thumb with a hammer and I dssn't use profanity around tha house." Washington star. Ifanford's Balsam haa besa success fully used alnoa 1444, Aa a liniment for domestic animals It Is unsurpassed. Adv. ; and interned. Liberty Bell in Danger. Paducah, Ky. Safety of the Liberty Bell waa threatened Sunday when fire swept a warehouse near the spot where the train bearing the relic was side tracked. The blaze threatened to reach a 600,000-galloo oil tank across the street High wind fanned the flames in the opposite direction. Memphis As a result of excitement incident ta the Liberty Bell parade here, Mrs. Emily Crane, 87, collapsed and died while being placed in an am bulance. Two Confededrate veterans fainted in the line of march. 474 More Officers Die. London Officers' casualty lists for the fortnight ending October 25 show that the British army, in all theaters of the war, lost 474 officers killed, 837 wounded and 147 missing, a total of 1458, which brings the casualties since the beginning of the war to 18, 668. Of this 6033 have been killed, 11,957 wounded and 1683 recorded as missing. Losses have again been heavy among officers of high rank, Ma jor General Wing and Brigadier Gener al Wormald being killed and Brigadier General Bruce ia missing. . Young American la Free. New York Friends of Wolfgang C Triest, a New York contractor, re ceived word from London that Mr Triest's son, Kenneth W. Triest, form erly a Princeton student, will be re leased from the British detention camp at Chatham and will start for Ameri ca with bia fstber. Young Triest ran away from Princeton and enlisted in the British navy, was arrested as a German spy and waa saved from pos sible execution through representation by tba State department that be was not responsible for bia actions. -- . An Eye for tha Future. - Goldsmith Would you like any asms or motto engraved on it air? Customer (who haa chosen an en gagement ring) Ye-yes-ura, Augus tus to Irene. : And ah look here, don't ah look here, don't ah cut Irene deep. London Punch. For all external Injuries to horses, cattle or sheep, apply Hanford's Bal sam. Tou should always have it on hand for accidents. Adv. Christmas Rush Is Nesr. I Knife In Woman Eight Months. Washington, D. C. Postmaster Gen- Chleago Mrs. Elizabeth Hochaber eral Burleson is organizing for the ger was right and doctors wrong, as Christinas rush. He gave these direct she proved Tuesday. Eight month ago tions to postmasters: Advertise that Mrs. Hochsberger had typhoid fever. parcels should be mailed early to avoid She recovered, but her stomach did not the rush. They can bear the words feel right. Finally it dawned upon her 'Not to be opened until Christmas.' in a dim way that during ber delirium "Put on extra carriers, provide push of fever she had swallowed a table man experienced In this line of work, who Just completed tba organization of I the Grays Harbor Savings ft Loan association. George Barrier, clerk of the school board, will be secretary of the organization and ten prominent men of tha city will be numbered among the Incorporators. The new company will operate in nine counties in Southwest Washington, Benton Hogs Grow Fast. Keimewick, Wash. Within the past 8 years the growth of ths hog Industry in this section haa been marvelous. With tha advent of tha doctrine of di versity of crops, about five years sgo. tha hog industry baa been growing un til now there are literally thousands of "'. Proves Itsslf. .'; "Tou must never forget my hoy. that about one-third of all success la pure luck." "But bow can you make sura 01 wis luekT- "Why, by being successful." Well Supplied. IU lake two cards." said the tuaa oa tha right of the dealer. "Three for ma." said tba aeil man. Tha dealer gave each one what ha had asked for and then picked ap bia own band aad looked It over. "I've got enough," be announced aa ha caal a proprietary look on tba chips la tha middle of the table, "I ahould say you hare got eaough," remarked lha man opposite. "Count lag tha two you've gut up your sleeve and tha three that are atlcklng out of your shoe, a looks to ma aa If you've got enough to play tba game all by yourself. But before you do so I'm sure yoa wont mind If the rest of us lake our chips out of this jackpot" , It your horse goes lame, rub oa and rub la thoroughly Hanford's Balsam, Adv. ' A Carslssa Person. Lawyer judge. I want you lo fine thla man who waa knocked dowa by my client's car. Judge Fine blm? Wbyr Lawyer He had a nail la his clothes and It punctured a new tire. Topeka Journal, : Fsrfsctfy Willing, ,,' ..-"'i ,' "That boy of ours la a Issy, good- for-nothing loafer," growled tba head of tha family, "lie doesn't seem to want to do anything at all." . "Why. Father!" said Ilia boy s moth er, reproachfully, "you do Alfred aa Injustice. You know as wall aa I do that ha said It you'd buy an automo bile he'd be only loo glad to drive It" LrtMHlIm rrC ! awWe mw. it Mr m Um wainnlitf nnril In. etMMMM. Attm rmk HMrtoiiy tti U$ An Expart "That new coach of ours is one of the greatest football strategists In tha world." How do you make that out? Tba team hasn't won a game this year," "I know, but ha can think up mora reasons why wa don't win than any man I aver saw." Social Leaders to Nurse. Chicago Twenty women prominent I niT produced In Benton county where I ,poctable." Judge, in Chicago society have organised an In Fashion, I have never owned any automo- bllea," said tha man who hadn't yst paid for bis home, "but I can say one thing in praise or them; What Is that I" inquired Hender son They have made mortgages re- Visitor What'a that new stracturs en the hill there? Farmer Well, If I find a tenant for it it's a bungalow; If I don't it's a tarn. Passing Show. VilniN, Foraralar. Tricks. snd KuuK-bokl Hints m mar intMwtiaf nrtMM lor MM MMM. I . r. fte , a Cw tS Chambar at raruaat.un. 10c ? 1;. V. Ke. aa, Itl t" mml tl . 3 carts, bicycles, motorcycles, wagons or automobiles as necessary. . "Do not work clerk overtime to the point of hardship. Do not overlook the fact that this year's Christmas bus iness will be the largest ever known." Deportation la Ordered. New York A special board of in quiry of the Bureau of Immigration Monday ordered the deportation of Pro fessor Elis Volpi, of Florence, Italy, and bis secretary, Mm. Lizetta Moro- sino, who arrived here two days sgo on the Italian liner Daea Deglia Ab roxxi, from Genoa, Professor Volpi, who says be has brought psintings valued at $500,000 with him. will ap peal to Washington. Professor Volpi is 60 years old and bis secretary is 25. knife. Physicians had something to say of the imaginations of nervous women. They told her to forget It An X-ray photograph showed a 10-Inch knife in the lower stomach. Mrs. Hochbcrger will be operated on. . Economy Roils Britons. London Wooden spills in the place of matches, penny wooden penholders instead of the quills so dear to British officialdom and a few envelopes and odd sheets of note paper instead of unlim ited supplies, gsve a surprise to mem bers of parliament, who are accus tomed to utilize the bouses of parlia ment as a club. Ia reply to angry pro test a, the attendants expisined that this wss the first step ia the direction of national economy. emergency Red Cross nursing corps and begun a course of training for tha work that army nurses must do. Not only Is it their purpose to be ready at a moment's notice ahould ths United Statea need their services, but In esse of a disaster similar to tba Iroquois fire or Eastland steamer disaster they will be ready to supplement the serv ice of the hospital nurses. Arrange ments have been made with one of the large hospitals for Instructions. " 445 Receiving Pensions. ' ' New York Pensions amounting to $874,000 were distributed to 445 ro fessors or widows of professors by the Carnegie rounds I on fa the last year, according to a report made at the tenth annual meeting of the trustees Thurs day. ' Tha general endowment fund now wss reported to be $14,882,000 and the income for tha year $712,000. Twenty eight allowances were terminated by death and 49 ware added to the list. hundreds were not grown before. The I problem confronting the growers of swine in this section, and whlee is I threatening to destroy the Industry, however, is not how to produce bogs, but bow to market them. Storage Butter and Egg Stocks. The national Warehousemen's re port, representing 46 large warehouses of the country, shows that November 1 there were 77,913,000 pounds of butter In the freezers against 64,478, 000 pounds the same date a year ago; an increase of 23,435,000 pounds. The holdings of eggs November 1 were 2,823,000 eases sgalnst 2,888,000 esses the same date a year ago; an Increase of 483,000 eases. Orsgon Hop Msrkat la Quiet. There has been a slowing down of trading In tha Oregon bop market this week, and dealers are not so disposed to outbid one another as waa tha ease a few days ago. Tba only repoted dealings ware in tha Yakima section. Uwm wt Gmjumim. fatUtnd. Or Quits Likely. "I can't understsnd It" said the fair customer In tb shoe ator. "You aay these are No. s, and they pinch dreadfully. Tha pair I had bfore vw it and they never gave nis any trouble." rwrwaps tha 8a ware' marked down," suggested th salesman. When a horse la calked In deep snow, apply llsnrorda Balsam of Myrrh., It will quickly relieve. Adv. Herrlbls Mlstsk. Ths New Maid If you please, mum, these flowers corns for you w'en you waa out, an' I put 'em In water, Tha Mistress Good heavens, girl! What have you done? 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