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XT ot king contribute ' more to hfe tha fin art of Teeth. A fAi and ixwrrUin btilg or a east aluminum plate will but a hf tim. lt mo ftiwm jrour rnouth txt rll ye In advance what tt ! coat. ru r. t it n:i 4 . DENTIST ni, 1-anleaeV, rlCSI BEnSONABUI WUH 6U4JUNTKK0 , j milt i mi i 1 1 i 11 Uean that yon keep the middleman's profit in your pocktt hN you buy UWr, Sklagle. Lets, Mealdlag, Dmh, Windows and at War Balldiag Ma larial tram Sam Connell Lumber Co. Portland, - Oregon Sand ua a list of what you require for your build infra and wa will name you price delivered at your elation and Caaraatca ta eav you Moacy. Writa for our Illustrated Catalog. BAR VIEW HOTEL Bar View, Tillamook Co., Ore. Tnh rtope ear oW. Only fees fr kerk ooa. Plank am as keaatifwl heeen. bfe be thine-: owfanakte Woe. AS Ua crmo. tdiI"eul. ' ear rf.T and up. for peruruiare writ, or reH ISS UE-.TALCII, Rooms Ill-U Faiha-Blda-.. rd at ak. Fertlsjyi. Ore. Poena A or H I . ar Kr V . TilUtiwaa Orreon. Itaa trr NwM. Feet ihllinr aW-l-Ua- Caff Baiauas tw rUftla. -USE THE RIVER" Dalles-Columbia line a,.. - wlneao. far The DeOae oVIy ax. Sondar 11. at. Ui IWte. daily Monday U II Smmi J. N. Teal. Inland Empuw and Twla Citwe far Upper Columtoa and Sanaa near pant. Tartar!- JUoea. eja. TOaaaat ai Coat Era Taaaaj G. rra DAIST FIT KILLER. ?E3. iaw .iiium . autnoe.Kaa.n-jn, ftr3 r v lw.ctau Lean.il e.eee. M.aees 000.01011 ara. wt afll hi u ar lelere .aythlee. Sale kr Mm j t "TV aaou ptaoaa. w du Aia. kauj4 K K Spiteful. Ragged Roger "Da lady ta da sext Bouse give ma a piece of homemade cake. Won't you g1a na aomethln'. oor Mr. Bplteful "Certainly, ITI gat you a pepain Ublet" Exchanga. Agreed With Him. Tour husband la looking ao much better nowaday, lira. Nurieh." "Tea, It'a the sew treatment. He'a been try lng aome immunity bathi." Buffalo Express. 1 Tired of It "Let's alt down and hare a flulat talk about the war." "Impossible." "Tou mean you harent timet" "No. I haven't the patience." Must Travel to Know. The world la a country which no body erer yet knew by description; out must travel through tt one's self to be acquainted with it. Cheater ... field. . , - ;; - - - The One Who Knew. Crawford "Wd he tell you that he was going to marry the widow r Crabshaw "No; the widow told me she was goine to marry him-" Judge. Fixing the Blame. "Blinks says that when he was ' young he was the architect of his own fortune." "Didn't they have any building Inspectors In those daysT" Real Hypocrite. -A hypocrite,- said Uncle Eben, Is a man dat takes credit foi makin gar den when he's only diggln' ashln' worms." . ' -- . '. Optimistic Thought He Is not yet born who can pleas everybody. ' Optimistic Thought It U foUy to sing twlco to a deaf C Gee Wo Bnaa . Koaaaua His (roecMsful harb a! mnedica cm all kind of ailments of vmhi and women with, out oporatioa. oad fmm the wonderful Chineaa berba. roots. buns and rrevubiva. which are unknown ta the BMdical scienee or tn country. Writ for blank and cn-rubua. Send staaa CONSUL.TAIJON FKEEL Addraea Be C Gee W Ckhtse Vame Ct. M2H First fit-. Portland. Ore. Mention Paper. V. N. O. No. Mb TVHKN writim U asVertiiers, " ti.IHi w. r.j M ' ' ." . Sl 1111,1 " "" j i - V MIIHERJUST ESCAPES TORPEDO Udcrcr P-t Kisses Orfe By Only few Fed. vesa ts mm by am nun Cunarder Has 22 Americans Aboard On Hazardous Trip, Who Give Details on Reaching Port v.. VrW TVa Cunard liner Or- duna. bound from Llywrpool to New York with X27 paaaengwra, Including i i -.:L...t XX A marl cans, waa aiucaaq wh. nnin it vu laajTied on her arrival her Sunday, by a German submarine on the morning or July a. t rim tha crave of the Luaitania, off Oldhead of Kinaala, the Orduna eeeaped we uuitania s w oy v.ir naroMl of time or 10 feet of soacek the German torpedo churning the water taat aisiance dvoidu muLUv Them the Orduna sped away. She was followed by the sub marine, which roe to the suriace, manned a run oo her deck and shelled the fleeing steamer. - TV- attack ni at iu minute u a ..lk I. tha mnrnine. when all but a few of her passenger lay sleeping In ... . J k. their Dertaa. Arouaea ny " tka. nemaennira dreaaed hurriedly and went to the upper deck, where they put on life Delta ana woe. uwir piacaa i;r.hnata. The heard the cream of the shell and saw the ocean apit up eolumna of water where ue .K.1U rinrlt When the fire grew hot, they were ordered, for tneir own proiecuoa, w the next deck below. For half an hour the Orduna showed her heel to the assailant Througn ennr!ne a-laaaeai the DasseMTers watched the dark splotch on the water's surface astern. They saw ue low-iying uw nnkin mminr on with a bone in her teeth, but the Orduna' flight was faster than to pursuit ana aiier avren Wa haH haen fired without effect the submarine gave up the chase. A wireless call tor neip waa sens uui hw tke rhntnnn whan the tOTDedO WSS eeen. She waa then 37 milea south of Queenstown. The reply, Captain iay L wa In hia nffipial renort was that help would be given within an hour. . . . . i . a & T ; . It was Tour nours Deiore me um d iah veaseL an armored yacht, the Jeannette, appeared. Protest will do maae to iu nmr n imnminHit hv at least one citixen of the United State and possibly others woo were aooara ScLiry k!ti!oo Expected to QaH KlaSGa Cabinet. Is Rumor TCaahinirtnn. D. C It ia reported again that Secretary HeAdoo has ex pressed his intention oi leaving mo Mhinet In tha mminr fieht in behalf of PreaiMont Wilaon. hia father-in-law. he does not wish the charge made against him that be u in the ngot par ticularly for hia own job, and he fears It mas ininra tha President to have a member of his own family in his cab inet ' Several business offers have been mad Mr. MeAdoo. amour which is the presidency of one of the largest bank ing institutions or new i or, hjb MiWaum Secretary Shaw and See- rwtarv- Gam. took advantage of such opportunities and have become rich. Secretary McAdoo coma ne me gov ernor general of the Federal Reserve hnemt if tut wrnrjM accent The term of Mr. Hamlin, the present governor, expires the first or the year, ana air. VtrKAna eonld then be anoointed for the long term on the Federal Reserve board. Mr. Hamlin ia exnected to make the race in Massachusetts for governor or for United State senator if the ad ministration is behind him, and Mr. UnkAnn wrailH be retained at the head of the Federal Reserve board, which he created. ' There are two other resignations scheduled for the first of the year in tha rahinetL and the fieht for Wilson the next year will be led by new and reinforced beads or we aamimsxrauon. Men'sPlace Failed by Women. HulL England After arguing the pros and eons of the proposal to ero nlnv women conductor on the street-! cars here for a month, the unions have been compelled to yield to the pressure nf rirmmatancea and admit the new labor. It was found impossible to ob tain sufficient male laoor 10 operate the neeec sary ears and the alternative to employing women was the stopping of the ears. Women will receive the same as the men, but the war bonusus horarnfnrsi rvaiH will he ff-iven the men only, who will turn the trolley poles. Britain Forbids Treating. London Besides limiting the hours during which liquor may be sold in towns where the government has taken over the control of the sale of liquors, the board of control appointed to deal with the munitions areas has ordered that there shall be no treating and has prohibited the giving of credit for liquor. The sale of liquor in lcensed bouses is permitted only between the hours of noon and 2:30 p. m., and be tween 6 and 8 o'clock in the evening. No orders may be accepted for spirit to be consumed Saturdays and Sundays. Absent Spy Condemned. Paris Sentence of death has been uual hv a eonrt-martial at Marseilles upon Heraian Eochel, now in Germany, who was tried and found guilty on a charge of systematic espionage against rvaru hafora the declaration of war and was not present at the trial to de fend himself. The accused man, wno tha Mamaillca rerjresentative of a German sulphur company for 11 years, was charged with having relations LOOKFOR THE- WNCHESWR WHEN BUYING Riflf or Pistol Cartridges Winchester Cartridfiea thn W Brand are aura fire and accurate. Ia Winchester and other eY,aa.aa mst min H ! ftl-a I AUasVaVa. VI m ways give the best results nana reauita are wnat Thev cost a few cents more than inferior. . makes, but they are dollars better, A & Soto vDBae.aa gvanwrMaaa. staaaari far Hap Social Prominence. "Eh yah!" said the landlord of tbt tavern at PolkviUe. Ark, in reply u the question of the K"nas City drum mer. "The lady that just passed Is on of our moat prominent society leaders She's already caused four men to bt shot and a 'you saw, she's still me dlum young and considerable band soma." Will Not Est Flh ot Cat No carnivorous bird or quadruped tn England will eat the flesh ot a cat The rule applies even to th carrion crow; which wUl devour dead dog greedily. " Self-Righteous. "Some neoDle." said Uncle Eben, "talks about heaven like it was their own property dat dey was prepartn' to tack a 'No admittance sign on to. Washington Star. v ' No Hurry for Details. Paasenxer (to chauffeur) "Hey! you've run over a man. Arent yoo going to atopr Chauffeur "Naw! I can read all about It ta the papers." Boston Transcript Eat Skunka In Argentina. Tha Gauchos of th Argentine ar fat the habit ot hunting skunk, not merely for their fur, but also lor tnair flesh.' Safe to Pardon. han a man la sincerely penitent and gives satisfactory evidence of th same, be can safely be pardoned. Lin coln. . Idealist as Others See Him. An idealist Is frequently a man who ta trrlnc to think ap some dignified ex cuse for not working. 8hocklng. "Sneakins: ot electrifying modem lances, have you seen the Induction eolL" Cornell Widow. This Is Free. . . .Aai-a tn ha an il UU W ,ui juui a. ...... - w predated, charge money for It Los Angeles Times. Engraved Epitaph. n rtmA have carved out his for tune If he bad cut out drink. Judge. Optimistic Thought A clever man's inheritance Is touad tn every country. THOUGHT SHE COULD HOT LIVE Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Union ville. Mo. "I suffered from a female trouble and I got so weak that I could hardly wslk across the floor with out holding; on to something. I had nervous spells and my fingers would cramp and my face would draw, and I could not speak, nor sleep to do any good, had no appetite, and everyone tboagbt I would not live. Some one advised me to take Lydia E. Piniham's Vegetable Compound. I had taken so much medicine an J my doctor said he could do me no good so I told my husband he might get me a bottle and I would try it By the time I had taken it I felt better. I continued itsuse,and now I am well and strong. "I have alr ays recommended your medicine ever since I was so wonder fully benefitted by it and I hope this letter will be the means of saving some other poor woman from suffering." Mrs. Mabtba Seavey, Box 1144, Unionville, Missouri. The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound have thousand of such letters as that above they tell the truth, else they could not have been obtained for love or money. This med icine is no stranger it has stood th test for years. If there ire sbt complications yoa do not understand write to I.Tdla E. I'inkhira Jirdiciae Co. (confidential) Lyaa,3fass. lour letter will be-jpeaeV, read and answered by a wemaa aad aid ia strict co all deuce. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat rtluertem. 11.02 par huahal; forty Md, 0 club, cj rJ r'lfa, 81C! red Ruaslan, eOo. Mlllfaed Snot nrieea: Rran, I42(.t par ton; abort, 123 sj 88.60; rnliad lvarl, fia.iwifn ira.pw, Corn Whole, S ton; erec.aa, 37. )lawKaatarn Oreoon timothy, fit HIT; alfalfa, HM),1160. VegeUblae Cucumbera, Oregon, 40 atTKa .lnaan arltr4nkaV ?&! tom- toea, ti.4O0tl.75 box; eabbagw, 10H pound; head lettuce, $1 crate; spin ach, So pound; rhubarb, 2il3; peas, t C4c; beans, SlSc; green corn, ISKifi 3iedosen. Green Fruits CanUloupoa, 2tx.7B crate; aprlcota, 0ctl box; peachea, T5d8Sc; watermelons, li2te pound; plum, f5csttt..5 box; new apple. U.Sfatl.tO box; blackberrtea, tl.(K.t 1.60 craU: blackcaps, f LIS 41 1.60; raipberrtea, 85ii90e. Potato New, KftUe pouna. Onions IUtl.60 sack. rffo-aOrna ranch, buvlna? Prices; No, I, 4 dosen; No. t lc; No. 3, 17c Jobbing price: No, l. soc Poultrw' liana. IX tt lata pound; broilers, 18 J 20c; turkeys, SO Xlc; ducks, old, 10c; young, IS U 0i we, nominal. Ruitaa Cttv erearaery cubea. xtraa, 28c; first, 26c; sawonds, 85e; print and cartons, extra; Dututr ias Na 1. S9e; second trad. 2 leas; country creamery cubea, 16it261c Veal rancy, llKiliu0 pouna. Pork Block, SJftllOc pound. Hop 1915 contracts, nominal; 1914 crop, 12(til2e. Wool Eastern Oregon, medium, to i28e pound; Eastern Oregon, Una, 18 4j21Jc; valley, 268;30c; mohair, new dip, 303l. Caacara bark Old and new, 484e. Grain bags In ear lots, 8Jt; in las than car lota, about Jc mora. Cattle Beat steers, $6.50frt7; good. $6.25(.6.50; medium, 6t.25; choice eows, 35.75 f 6; good. 35.25 8.60; heifers. 34.7fkif6.60; bulls, 33. 605; sUgs, 35ct-25. Hogs Light, 377.50; heavy, f6 7 .. ' Sheep Wethers, $4.75 CD 6.60.; ewes, $3(34.60; lambs, 35$-60. Tacoma eommiasion men ar bow offering outdoor bom grown tomatoes of exceptional quality at 31.75 a .0 pound box. Th vegetable Is coming from Fox Islsnd and Hale passag and dealers expect a heavy demand. Reports from growers say there will be a good crop thi teaaon. Th first shipment oi Walla Walla globe onions this season arrived on the local market this week. They ar brown and of good six, possessing all qualities that go to make a first class onion, say dealers. They ar moving out at 31.25 per hundred pounds and ar going fast More win arrive reg ularly. California onions sr off th market for th season. There ar early Elberta and early Crawford peach now on th market tha fnmmr vain out at 86 cent and the latter at 31.10 a box. Th Elberta ar coming from Wenatche ana ar tha fi ret to be received from that sec tion of Eastern Washington this sea son. The Crawford ar roiling in from California: Big red Wixom plums from th Omith ara nrmrinir noDular to th trade; a also are Burbank plums. The former wholesale at $1.35 and th lat ter at $1.26 a box. Tragedy prunes m aten ula This fruit is excsD tionally delightful to eat, say mer chants, and jobs at si.w a oox. This is apricot wees ana aeaiers are maatina. tha demand In food Shape. Other shipments are expected, and no trouble wiU be had by th dealers in getting plenty for all who want them. Eggs took s brace ana bovbikct i j cent a dozen. Poultry is coming tn pretty strong. Meat are unchanged. , Rainfall Damages Hay. Tfalen Wash Hav eroos over th Cowlitx valley sr threatened with con siderable damage unless good haying wathar eomea in the valley In the im mediate future. Many of the farmers had planned to cut weir nay louowing tha Fourth of Julv. but the almost dally showers since that time have kept them from cutting ana some oi the hay is so heavy it is breaking Hi Thia will result in much los to the farmers. Other crop prospect throughout tn vauey are very goou, as the rains mean big potato and cereal yields. , Strawberry Yield Is Record. Wallowa, Or. In s patch of strsw berries belonging to C. 1. Allen, only 80 bv 80 feet 103 gallons of berries already have been picked, and it has been estimated that there will be about 200 gallons more. Th berries are to "Gold Dollar" and "New Oregon" va rieties. They are large, solid, and of a deep red color. Twenty-four berries filled a quart measure and eight ber ries laid side by side measured 18 inches. The season in the Wallowa valley for berries is much later than In many sections. .. : Big Sheridan Hay Crop Promised. Sheridan Or. All the bay in this uvtinn ia down and With continuing avuvl wcathaa will b baled in KOOd shape. Late rain hav made th sea son, just a week later than usual ana the result will be that the hay and a-ratn ha Hit will on oB together. Binding of grain has commenced. The hay crop is unusually heavy, according to balers, but the acreage small, due to the large acreage of grain. Farmers are expecting a banner year in the grain harvest as the late rains in their judgment have done much good. Sitting Hen Takes Trip. Cottage Grove, Or. A ben set here has completed its batch 600 miles away. When Bert Nokes prepared to move to Spokane he decided to ship by express s ben that had been set about 10 days, with the eggs. Chicken fanciers smiled when they heard, but when biddy arrived In Spokane she bad in no way changed her mind about raising a family. -Mr. Nokes announces that 12 of the 14 eggs batched. The Wonder f It Roe bad called on her afternoon Mt to see her friend, Arabella. Ara bella's mUtresa had jut purchased S parrot and Roa wa much Interested In th bird. ...... "lilrds Is shore sensible, she ob served. "You kin learn them snytlilns. I uster work tor a lady that had a bird In a clock, an' when tt waa time to tell de time ob day It uster some out an' say "cuckoo just as man Uiues as d tint waa." .. , . "Oo along. To' dnan' say so," said Arabella. Incredulously. -Bhor thing." replied Ro. "and d mo' wonderful part wa dat It waa only a wooden bird, loo," Harper' Monthly. A bill has been Introduced In th California legislature providing pay of tt tot each day loat by people arrested and tried for crime who eacap con viction. Many people suffer from ennui, but think ot the man who, when told be must go to the rack, remarked; "Oh, well, It will help me paaa an hour or twol" King Oeorg or England Is th In ventor of a Move that U1 serve as an open grat In one room ot a house and cook meals la th usual way la an other. Ktr losses' and th expense ot fir prevention eoat th United 8 tale more each year than the total value of Ita production ot gold, silver, cop per and petroleum, Hawaii, with a population of 100. 000, had a foreign trade laat year of t7S.000.000. The trade total was but l4.dtKi.000 In 1T. the year before an nexation to thla country. 'A remarkable tog on th Peruvian coast Is known as tha "sarua." It oc cur In a region wher rain la un known, and supplies cufflclent mois ture to support vegetation. Alligator eg ar eaten by th na tive on th west coast of Africa. In taste they resemble the ess of the do mestic hen. but are lars or and slightly stronger In their flavor. The little girt who described a toad as "a big green bug with warts all over It who's always altllng dawn behind and standing up In front" will prob ably become some day a famous nov elist or even a manicurist Th Bosporus, which leads to th Black sea. and the entrance to which Constantinople and Scutari command, U about IT mtlea long, with a breadth ot from little mors than a third ot a Bill to two mile. " Constipation causes and anrravatee many serious disease. It la thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce' Pleasant 1'olleU. Th favorite family laxative. ail Ik. niHanau. Llttl Molly bad been very trying all aar. That evening, when her grown-up Sister was putting her to bed, she said ahe hoped th child would be a bettor girl tomorrow, and not make every body unhappy with her naughty tem per. Motile listened la silence, thought hard for a few moments, and then aald wisely: "Yea, whea It's m It's temper: when It's you It's serves ("Philadel phia Record. . TO "NO MAW. BC A BARSK. Lsare a Traaa. Ra lailer.sail.nl. Yrauw tauaai la etkt weak soots Ire. Caauaissione pmti while IsamUisr. C aniens serufni. Write far free ralabsi. uusa ri4j:.ia. rwtiami. k h. i tn.: akaaa,KeaealelaAa.ilUalaxKlaS Mala KL . Obliging - Mr. Rowan waa having dinner with th Relllys and th 7-yearold son of the family waa present "And what are you going to be when you grow up, young manf. asked Mr. Bowen ot the little boy. "Well." replied th boy, thoughtful ly, "after l'v been a minister to please mother, an' a judge to please father, I'm goln' to be a policeman." WHAT TO DO FOR YOUR ITCHING SKIN Ecsema, ringworm and other Itch ing, burning skin eruptions ar so easily made worse by Improper treat ment that on has to be very careful. Ther Is on method, however, that you need not hesitate to us, even on baby's tender skin that Is th reelnol treatment Realnol Is th pre scription of a Baltimore doctor, put up In th form of reslnol ointment and reslnol soap. This proved so re markably successful that thousands of other physicians hav been prescrib ing It constantly for 20 years. Reslnol stops Itching Instantly snd slmost always heals th eruption quickly and at little cost Reslnol ointment and reelnol soap can be bought at any druggist's and are not at all expensive. Great for sunburn. Adv. ....... . -; ... sTal Weathae Versa a. . Clorinda smiles and darkened skies Take on a golden, gleaming guise; Clorinda frowns and e'en the sun Its gay, resplendent eours has run. - Clorinda dear, the present weather Is sickly, nasty altogether; Tortgo, then, every other wile, , But, please, oh, please, don't dotf your smile! Judge. Few Can Swim. "Society is so shallow," mused the parlor philosopher. "It's a good thing It Is," retorted the mere man, "or half the people who are wading around la It would get drowned." Yukon Potatoes. Potatoes, cabbage, celery, cauliflow er, lettuce, carrot and turnips ot fin quality ar xtensively grown In Yu kon territory. Canada. Pot toe are the principal crop, retailing at 6 cents a pound. v . Not a Social Call. Mra. Beat Tell the gentleman I'm not receiving today, Nora. New Maid But h ain't deltverin', mum; he's collectln'! Puck. , Wher th Brass Band Excsls. "I like a brass band better than s phonograph," remarked the man on the car, "because a brass band runs out of wind." Toledo Blade. .... --- A Keen Critic ftmail Bov "Let's go through ths j campus; there's squirrels and lots of funay things In there." Tale Becora. j Thlnge to Worry About Th pulse of s kangaroo ts only half as fsst as thst of a man. Practice generally discovers what theory did not know. The sweet tooth promotes the sour Imposition, PUTNAM fate .w. im. . d btsM. .w WrtM let late seek rl Tiewle tree saa TO DININ cm K X a- 11 i. a. I II I ef -aW- n n . i it r i a ' . .. I w ' I LI -l -a. w PREpi 1MB ' Those who have had cakes ruined bv Jarring the stove, slammlnt the oven door or a heavy footstep, may have wondered now the dining car chef can turn out such marvelous biscuits, hot breads and pastry when his oven Is being Incessantly Jarred and Joltedand shaken by the motion of the train. To Cct pastry to raise and stay raised under theso con dltlons, a baking powder must bo used that continues to civc off its Icavenlni! cas that twttalni the roa until the dough is baked througn. Dining Car Chef .a . i ., to Ihelr need In K C ami you will Imd It lust at well suited le your requirements. . K C I really blend ol two bakliul pawderi, on active at toon a moistened, th other requiring both muta tor and heat to start the generation of leavening get No matter how molt and rkh you make your cake. K C Baking rwier will suit In the ialM until a oust U lurtutd snd alt danger oi lolling It past K C Baking Powder It pur sad healthful. It I guaranteed under all pur lood laws, and at guaranteed to pleas you. And M 1 sutJ at reasonable prtut-no baking powder should sU lor mora, 14 7y a eA mi ear rUk mnd le . Different "Right this way, sir." said th head waller. "I ll get you a good table, wher you can watch th dancing." -llut I don't want to watch th danc ing." objected the patron. t"I want to eat" . -la that case." replied the bead waller, "you'd better try the Owl Lunch Wagon on th corner. This Is s restaurant" Cumulative Injury. "Do 17-year locust arriv every 17 yearaf" " Tbay com offener'a that" said Farmer CorntoeL "Then bow do they get their namer "I s'pos mebb It's because when they com around tt take s ptac 17 year t get ovr If Washington Star. ; . . , . An After-Thought "And bow ar w fixed for th clam bakef Got all th cigar, cigar!, wine, beers, and ale ordered!" "All ordered." "And sayl" "Welir "Better get a few elama." Louis vlll Courier-Journal. Judgment "I fear that that young man to whom 1 gave a job la th stor Isat week Is crooked." "You should aot Judge by appear ance." "I am judging by disappearance la this case." Houston Poat A Beautiful Defendant "I want you to make th outfit for my trial." "It me sea" mused th experienced modiste. "You'll want a direct testi mony suit, a cro -examination gown and something dainty and clinging to taint In." Kansas City Journal. Hsr Intentions War Good. "Wher Is your brother-in-law, now, Mrs. Dl-cherT" asked a llttl woman on an Kim wood car yesterday. "Oh. he went to the front with th ria r-ena.tlan nntlllnn." retorted her carefree neighbor, Buffalo Express. '... Why.' "Ar you going to th exposition r "Nop; can't afford It" Rut vnur wife bought an entire new outfit to wear at the exposition." "That's why we can't afford It" Houston Post v Cardan 8eelty. "Why is the tllr so heughtyr , In quired th mushroom. "Sh barely nods to the rest ot us. "8he is very proud," explained th Ivy. "8h regards you aa an upstart anrf ma aa a climber." Louisville Courier-Journal, - Amply Described. "What kind of a follow Is her nk ha'a i ha kind of a fellow who goes out for a walk with you and then t.iia aim hnnr flnmnrratlo ha Is not afraid of being seen with anybody." Yale Record. ' Not Prepared. Tiaa aaam tn ha annalled at the slaughter on th European battle fields." i.e.' "Yes; but they r not used to foot, ball games over ther." BalUmor American. 1 . Weak . Women! r Bom women ar weak because of Hit that sr common In Girlhood Womanhood' and Motherhood Th pretcrlpilon which Dr. R. V. disease of women which has ttood Dr. Pierra's Favorite Prescription Take this in liquid or tablet form as a tonic and regulator I Mr. Kelt 0. Rktumlsoe, ef Baasley, Elect (XV., . "I arte It pleasure to taUIfy to th wonderful teretlv fluelltie. ol Dr. Plrrre K. write I'rrscrlpilun. For soma year I suHered freelly wllh weaknaw perahw lo my tea. I wai Ireeled several physician, but (reduelly crew won. On ol my irlend. Inld me ol lh nod reeullt ol your ' FsvorM Prrscrlpllon." I veent lo the dru Mors and A bonis, End after Ukm It, wllk lh r'l1eMnl Pvllrlt." I commenced lo i-t brtter. I never new what hapoinee. wu, for I wm always th-k and comnl.irilu and ouul Other. well a myesU unoappy. bo yov what a debt 1 ow youl" Dr.Pierc0sPlaasantPnt rtgulatt itomach, liver, bowtU FADELESS DYES . rrr -1. rSSrJs Mia t ikra.- r.lnMM xer.ets.eis. ew XV tV H J aking Powder hav found shaking powder exactly stilled ...ill I la .. a. a ..Saal law TOR SAlC-AUTOMOClltS Rebuilt Federal Trucks C A Safe Csad Trueh to Buy. A RKHt'ltT miKltAI. t aa fw4 value lor Ik ! ae a sew sork He rebuilt we mean that lh Irurk I anllreie taken apart. aa.h art si.mlned an It ne.aary replacwl by a new frt made al lha KeH-rel farturr. the enure lru renetnlMl ami rallritehaii, nl everylhln nareaaary don la mk lha Iru.-k prevU .-II. aa aiaal aa new In every llelall. When ywi huy a raliutll re.iral yon ar arnleriee) ty the same p-.llry ana In lertwl lhl we "W redatnl owner. W eperais a repair department. In whir Ik workmen ara neriailei an reilerala. our supply of federal paria la rompleie, and lha alfttk rm ortanlMilon hirj rlaea, whl h Inaurea lha prompt lllllns of all oaria order. W also u per la a aerv. .. . . k. i .. k. I . ..u. n Am tt aa Drolele4 or a renijanr mi- m i -. r- oed and has lha dlenoalUoa I gtv aervlca Is oneuenily a ris uko Tnifctt to hut. If you are In lh market for a trurU from tlooe lo f iue, w nrs you ". pare used Ken-rale with Haw Irurk at aimitar prti ea Wa think wa ran convince you o (heir superior value. , , OCHUNUKIt MCITOR CAB CO., King snd Washington Via, ... - -- -. In-Sheeta gom men ar so businesslike that they wouldn't ven pay you a oompll. ment unless you gav them a receipt for It Most things can b overdone. For loatanc, too many appetiser spoil th appetite Th wind Is tempered to th shorn lamb, and those that ar not yet shorn hav th wool pulled over their eye. Many a girt who turn a fellow dowa 1 terribly surprised when be doesn't bob up again. Th secret of happiness sometimes consists of not knowing what other people think or us. Th double lit would not be so dan gerous If the fool love letters could be avoided. Man's Perils. Whan a eaerrlarl man eat ton Old to go to wsr his wife's next dread I that b will get bis leet wet .oteuo Blade, . . - - ' Forced to It Raatns Eb, Ah heahs yous coo tomplatln gettin' married. Kb Wall, ef da high cost ob llvln' keeps up Ab'll have to. Punch Bowl. Question. Are von coins to the musicals at the Robinson's toulghtT" "I don't know. Are mey goum to have musio or la Josephine going to sing?" Krora th Louisville Courlr Journat. - - - Coed Rseord. The cocktail Is seventy-sis years old. it never used tobacco In any form Toledo Blade. The only things attractive about some men are the cuffs on their trou- aara. .''.;.--..;;. Pierce used most tuccessfully la th test ol nearly halt a centuryis r.ZZZZi?? Blhl. Sllway at your rail ttim raderal beln snnd Irurk In th Mrel alar and with a foreign power.