The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, July 23, 1915, Image 4

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DENTIST
ni, 1-anleaeV,
rlCSI BEnSONABUI WUH 6U4JUNTKK0
, j milt i mi i 1 1 i 11
Uean that yon keep
the middleman's
profit in your pocktt
hN you buy
UWr, Sklagle.
Lets, Mealdlag,
Dmh, Windows and
at War Balldiag Ma
larial tram
Sam Connell
Lumber Co.
Portland, - Oregon
Sand ua a list of what you require
for your build infra and wa will name
you price delivered at your elation
and Caaraatca ta eav you Moacy.
Writa for our
Illustrated Catalog.
BAR VIEW HOTEL
Bar View, Tillamook Co., Ore.
Tnh rtope ear oW. Only fees fr
kerk ooa. Plank am as keaatifwl heeen.
bfe be thine-: owfanakte Woe. AS Ua
crmo. tdiI"eul. '
ear rf.T and up. for peruruiare writ, or reH
ISS UE-.TALCII, Rooms Ill-U Faiha-Blda-..
rd at ak. Fertlsjyi. Ore. Poena A
or H I . ar Kr V . TilUtiwaa Orreon.
Itaa trr NwM. Feet ihllinr aW-l-Ua-
Caff Baiauas tw rUftla.
-USE THE RIVER"
Dalles-Columbia line
a,.. - wlneao. far The DeOae oVIy ax.
Sondar 11. at. Ui IWte. daily Monday
U II Smmi J. N. Teal. Inland Empuw and
Twla Citwe far Upper Columtoa and Sanaa near
pant. Tartar!- JUoea. eja.
TOaaaat ai Coat Era Taaaaj G. rra
DAIST FIT KILLER. ?E3.
iaw .iiium . autnoe.Kaa.n-jn,
ftr3 r v
lw.ctau Lean.il
e.eee. M.aees
000.01011 ara.
wt afll hi u ar
lelere .aythlee.
Sale kr Mm
j t "TV
aaou ptaoaa. w du Aia. kauj4 K K
Spiteful.
Ragged Roger "Da lady ta da sext
Bouse give ma a piece of homemade
cake. Won't you g1a na aomethln'.
oor Mr. Bplteful "Certainly, ITI
gat you a pepain Ublet" Exchanga.
Agreed With Him.
Tour husband la looking ao much
better nowaday, lira. Nurieh." "Tea,
It'a the sew treatment. He'a been try
lng aome immunity bathi." Buffalo
Express. 1
Tired of It
"Let's alt down and hare a flulat
talk about the war." "Impossible."
"Tou mean you harent timet" "No.
I haven't the patience."
Must Travel to Know.
The world la a country which no
body erer yet knew by description;
out must travel through tt one's self
to be acquainted with it. Cheater
... field. . , - ;; - - -
The One Who Knew.
Crawford "Wd he tell you that he
was going to marry the widow r
Crabshaw "No; the widow told me
she was goine to marry him-" Judge.
Fixing the Blame.
"Blinks says that when he was
' young he was the architect of his
own fortune." "Didn't they have any
building Inspectors In those daysT"
Real Hypocrite.
-A hypocrite,- said Uncle Eben, Is
a man dat takes credit foi makin gar
den when he's only diggln' ashln'
worms." . ' -- . '.
Optimistic Thought
He Is not yet born who can pleas
everybody. '
Optimistic Thought
It U foUy to sing twlco to a deaf
C Gee Wo
Bnaa .
Koaaaua
His (roecMsful harb
a! mnedica cm all
kind of ailments of
vmhi and women with,
out oporatioa. oad
fmm the wonderful
Chineaa berba. roots.
buns and rrevubiva. which are unknown ta
the BMdical scienee or tn country.
Writ for blank and cn-rubua. Send staaa
CONSUL.TAIJON FKEEL Addraea
Be C Gee W Ckhtse Vame Ct.
M2H First fit-. Portland. Ore.
Mention Paper.
V. N. O.
No. Mb
TVHKN writim U asVertiiers,
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MIIHERJUST
ESCAPES TORPEDO
Udcrcr P-t Kisses Orfe
By Only few Fed.
vesa ts mm by am nun
Cunarder Has 22 Americans Aboard
On Hazardous Trip, Who Give
Details on Reaching Port
v.. VrW TVa Cunard liner Or-
duna. bound from Llywrpool to New
York with X27 paaaengwra, Including
i i -.:L...t
XX A marl cans, waa aiucaaq wh.
nnin it vu laajTied on her arrival
her Sunday, by a German submarine
on the morning or July a.
t rim tha crave of the
Luaitania, off Oldhead of Kinaala, the
Orduna eeeaped we uuitania s w oy
v.ir naroMl of time or 10 feet of
soacek the German torpedo churning
the water taat aisiance dvoidu
muLUv Them the Orduna sped
away. She was followed by the sub
marine, which roe to the suriace,
manned a run oo her deck and shelled
the fleeing steamer. -
TV- attack ni at iu minute u a
..lk I. tha mnrnine. when all but a
few of her passenger lay sleeping In
... . J k.
their Dertaa. Arouaea ny "
tka. nemaennira dreaaed hurriedly and
went to the upper deck, where they
put on life Delta ana woe. uwir piacaa
i;r.hnata. The heard the
cream of the shell and saw the ocean
apit up eolumna of water where ue
.K.1U rinrlt
When the fire grew hot, they were
ordered, for tneir own proiecuoa, w
the next deck below.
For half an hour the Orduna showed
her heel to the assailant Througn
ennr!ne a-laaaeai the DasseMTers watched
the dark splotch on the water's surface
astern. They saw ue low-iying uw
nnkin mminr on with a bone in
her teeth, but the Orduna' flight was
faster than to pursuit ana aiier avren
Wa haH haen fired without effect the
submarine gave up the chase.
A wireless call tor neip waa sens uui
hw tke rhntnnn whan the tOTDedO WSS
eeen. She waa then 37 milea south of
Queenstown. The reply, Captain iay
L wa In hia nffipial renort was that
help would be given within an hour.
. . . . i . a & T ; .
It was Tour nours Deiore me um d
iah veaseL an armored yacht, the
Jeannette, appeared.
Protest will do maae to iu nmr
n imnminHit hv at least one citixen
of the United State and possibly
others woo were aooara
ScLiry k!ti!oo Expected to
QaH KlaSGa Cabinet. Is Rumor
TCaahinirtnn. D. C It ia reported
again that Secretary HeAdoo has ex
pressed his intention oi leaving mo
Mhinet In tha mminr fieht in behalf
of PreaiMont Wilaon. hia father-in-law.
he does not wish the charge made
against him that be u in the ngot par
ticularly for hia own job, and he fears
It mas ininra tha President to have a
member of his own family in his cab
inet '
Several business offers have been
mad Mr. MeAdoo. amour which is the
presidency of one of the largest bank
ing institutions or new i or, hjb
MiWaum Secretary Shaw and See-
rwtarv- Gam. took advantage of such
opportunities and have become rich.
Secretary McAdoo coma ne me gov
ernor general of the Federal Reserve
hnemt if tut wrnrjM accent The term
of Mr. Hamlin, the present governor,
expires the first or the year, ana air.
VtrKAna eonld then be anoointed for
the long term on the Federal Reserve
board.
Mr. Hamlin ia exnected to make the
race in Massachusetts for governor or
for United State senator if the ad
ministration is behind him, and Mr.
UnkAnn wrailH be retained at the head
of the Federal Reserve board, which
he created. '
There are two other resignations
scheduled for the first of the year in
tha rahinetL and the fieht for Wilson
the next year will be led by new and
reinforced beads or we aamimsxrauon.
Men'sPlace Failed by Women.
HulL England After arguing the
pros and eons of the proposal to ero
nlnv women conductor on the street-!
cars here for a month, the unions have
been compelled to yield to the pressure
nf rirmmatancea and admit the new
labor. It was found impossible to ob
tain sufficient male laoor 10 operate
the neeec sary ears and the alternative
to employing women was the stopping
of the ears. Women will receive the
same as the men, but the war bonusus
horarnfnrsi rvaiH will he ff-iven the men
only, who will turn the trolley poles.
Britain Forbids Treating.
London Besides limiting the hours
during which liquor may be sold in
towns where the government has taken
over the control of the sale of liquors,
the board of control appointed to deal
with the munitions areas has ordered
that there shall be no treating and has
prohibited the giving of credit for
liquor. The sale of liquor in lcensed
bouses is permitted only between the
hours of noon and 2:30 p. m., and be
tween 6 and 8 o'clock in the evening.
No orders may be accepted for spirit
to be consumed Saturdays and Sundays.
Absent Spy Condemned.
Paris Sentence of death has been
uual hv a eonrt-martial at Marseilles
upon Heraian Eochel, now in Germany,
who was tried and found guilty on a
charge of systematic espionage against
rvaru hafora the declaration of war
and was not present at the trial to de
fend himself. The accused man, wno
tha Mamaillca rerjresentative of a
German sulphur company for 11 years,
was charged with having relations
LOOKFOR THE-
WNCHESWR
WHEN BUYING
Riflf or Pistol
Cartridges
Winchester Cartridfiea
thn W Brand are
aura fire and accurate. Ia
Winchester and other
eY,aa.aa mst min H ! ftl-a
I AUasVaVa. VI
m ways give the best results
nana reauita are wnat
Thev cost a few
cents more than inferior. .
makes, but they are
dollars better, A &
Soto vDBae.aa gvanwrMaaa.
staaaari far Hap Social Prominence.
"Eh yah!" said the landlord of tbt
tavern at PolkviUe. Ark, in reply u
the question of the K"nas City drum
mer. "The lady that just passed Is on
of our moat prominent society leaders
She's already caused four men to bt
shot and a 'you saw, she's still me
dlum young and considerable band
soma."
Will Not Est Flh ot Cat
No carnivorous bird or quadruped
tn England will eat the flesh ot a cat
The rule applies even to th carrion
crow; which wUl devour dead dog
greedily. "
Self-Righteous.
"Some neoDle." said Uncle Eben,
"talks about heaven like it was their
own property dat dey was prepartn'
to tack a 'No admittance sign on to.
Washington Star. v '
No Hurry for Details.
Paasenxer (to chauffeur) "Hey!
you've run over a man. Arent yoo
going to atopr Chauffeur "Naw! I
can read all about It ta the papers."
Boston Transcript
Eat Skunka In Argentina.
Tha Gauchos of th Argentine ar
fat the habit ot hunting skunk, not
merely for their fur, but also lor tnair
flesh.'
Safe to Pardon.
han a man la sincerely penitent
and gives satisfactory evidence of th
same, be can safely be pardoned. Lin
coln. .
Idealist as Others See Him.
An idealist Is frequently a man who
ta trrlnc to think ap some dignified ex
cuse for not working.
8hocklng.
"Sneakins: ot electrifying modem
lances, have you seen the Induction
eolL" Cornell Widow.
This Is Free.
. . .Aai-a tn ha an
il UU W ,ui juui a. ...... - w
predated, charge money for It Los
Angeles Times.
Engraved Epitaph.
n rtmA have carved out his for
tune If he bad cut out drink. Judge.
Optimistic Thought
A clever man's inheritance Is touad
tn every country.
THOUGHT SHE
COULD HOT LIVE
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Union ville. Mo. "I suffered from a
female trouble and I got so weak that I
could hardly wslk
across the floor with
out holding; on to
something. I had
nervous spells and
my fingers would
cramp and my face
would draw, and I
could not speak, nor
sleep to do any good,
had no appetite, and
everyone tboagbt I
would not live.
Some one advised me to take Lydia E.
Piniham's Vegetable Compound. I had
taken so much medicine an J my doctor
said he could do me no good so I told my
husband he might get me a bottle and I
would try it By the time I had taken
it I felt better. I continued itsuse,and
now I am well and strong.
"I have alr ays recommended your
medicine ever since I was so wonder
fully benefitted by it and I hope this
letter will be the means of saving some
other poor woman from suffering."
Mrs. Mabtba Seavey, Box 1144,
Unionville, Missouri.
The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound have thousand of
such letters as that above they tell
the truth, else they could not have been
obtained for love or money. This med
icine is no stranger it has stood th
test for years.
If there ire sbt complications yoa
do not understand write to I.Tdla E.
I'inkhira Jirdiciae Co. (confidential)
Lyaa,3fass. lour letter will be-jpeaeV,
read and answered by a wemaa aad
aid ia strict co all deuce.
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
Portland Wheat rtluertem. 11.02
par huahal; forty Md, 0 club, cj
rJ r'lfa, 81C! red Ruaslan, eOo.
Mlllfaed Snot nrieea: Rran, I42(.t
par ton; abort, 123 sj 88.60;
rnliad lvarl, fia.iwifn ira.pw,
Corn Whole, S ton; erec.aa, 37.
)lawKaatarn Oreoon timothy, fit
HIT; alfalfa, HM),1160.
VegeUblae Cucumbera, Oregon, 40
atTKa .lnaan arltr4nkaV ?&! tom-
toea, ti.4O0tl.75 box; eabbagw, 10H
pound; head lettuce, $1 crate; spin
ach, So pound; rhubarb, 2il3; peas, t
C4c; beans, SlSc; green corn, ISKifi
3iedosen.
Green Fruits CanUloupoa, 2tx.7B
crate; aprlcota, 0ctl box; peachea,
T5d8Sc; watermelons, li2te pound;
plum, f5csttt..5 box; new apple.
U.Sfatl.tO box; blackberrtea, tl.(K.t
1.60 craU: blackcaps, f LIS 41 1.60;
raipberrtea, 85ii90e.
Potato New, KftUe pouna.
Onions IUtl.60 sack.
rffo-aOrna ranch, buvlna? Prices;
No, I, 4 dosen; No. t lc; No. 3,
17c Jobbing price: No, l. soc
Poultrw' liana. IX tt lata pound;
broilers, 18 J 20c; turkeys, SO Xlc;
ducks, old, 10c; young, IS U 0i
we, nominal.
Ruitaa Cttv erearaery cubea.
xtraa, 28c; first, 26c; sawonds, 85e;
print and cartons, extra; Dututr ias
Na 1. S9e; second trad. 2 leas;
country creamery cubea, 16it261c
Veal rancy, llKiliu0 pouna.
Pork Block, SJftllOc pound.
Hop 1915 contracts, nominal; 1914
crop, 12(til2e.
Wool Eastern Oregon, medium, to
i28e pound; Eastern Oregon, Una,
18 4j21Jc; valley, 268;30c; mohair,
new dip, 303l.
Caacara bark Old and new, 484e.
Grain bags In ear lots, 8Jt; in las
than car lota, about Jc mora.
Cattle Beat steers, $6.50frt7; good.
$6.25(.6.50; medium, 6t.25; choice
eows, 35.75 f 6; good. 35.25 8.60;
heifers. 34.7fkif6.60; bulls, 33. 605;
sUgs, 35ct-25.
Hogs Light, 377.50; heavy, f6
7 ..
' Sheep Wethers, $4.75 CD 6.60.;
ewes, $3(34.60; lambs, 35$-60.
Tacoma eommiasion men ar bow
offering outdoor bom grown tomatoes
of exceptional quality at 31.75 a .0
pound box. Th vegetable Is coming
from Fox Islsnd and Hale passag
and dealers expect a heavy demand.
Reports from growers say there will
be a good crop thi teaaon.
Th first shipment oi Walla Walla
globe onions this season arrived on the
local market this week. They ar
brown and of good six, possessing all
qualities that go to make a first class
onion, say dealers. They ar moving
out at 31.25 per hundred pounds and
ar going fast More win arrive reg
ularly. California onions sr off th
market for th season.
There ar early Elberta and early
Crawford peach now on th market
tha fnmmr vain out at 86 cent and
the latter at 31.10 a box. Th Elberta
ar coming from Wenatche ana ar
tha fi ret to be received from that sec
tion of Eastern Washington this sea
son. The Crawford ar roiling in
from California:
Big red Wixom plums from th
Omith ara nrmrinir noDular to th trade;
a also are Burbank plums. The
former wholesale at $1.35 and th lat
ter at $1.26 a box. Tragedy prunes
m aten ula This fruit is excsD
tionally delightful to eat, say mer
chants, and jobs at si.w a oox.
This is apricot wees ana aeaiers are
maatina. tha demand In food Shape.
Other shipments are expected, and no
trouble wiU be had by th dealers in
getting plenty for all who want them.
Eggs took s brace ana bovbikct i j
cent a dozen.
Poultry is coming tn pretty strong.
Meat are unchanged. ,
Rainfall Damages Hay.
Tfalen Wash Hav eroos over th
Cowlitx valley sr threatened with con
siderable damage unless good haying
wathar eomea in the valley In the im
mediate future. Many of the farmers
had planned to cut weir nay louowing
tha Fourth of Julv. but the almost
dally showers since that time have
kept them from cutting ana some oi
the hay is so heavy it is breaking
Hi Thia will result in much los
to the farmers. Other crop prospect
throughout tn vauey are very goou,
as the rains mean big potato and
cereal yields. ,
Strawberry Yield Is Record.
Wallowa, Or. In s patch of strsw
berries belonging to C. 1. Allen, only
80 bv 80 feet 103 gallons of berries
already have been picked, and it has
been estimated that there will be about
200 gallons more. Th berries are to
"Gold Dollar" and "New Oregon" va
rieties. They are large, solid, and of
a deep red color. Twenty-four berries
filled a quart measure and eight ber
ries laid side by side measured 18
inches. The season in the Wallowa
valley for berries is much later than In
many sections. .. :
Big Sheridan Hay Crop Promised.
Sheridan Or. All the bay in this
uvtinn ia down and With continuing
avuvl wcathaa will b baled in KOOd
shape. Late rain hav made th sea
son, just a week later than usual ana
the result will be that the hay and
a-ratn ha Hit will on oB together.
Binding of grain has commenced. The
hay crop is unusually heavy, according
to balers, but the acreage small, due to
the large acreage of grain. Farmers
are expecting a banner year in the
grain harvest as the late rains in
their judgment have done much good.
Sitting Hen Takes Trip.
Cottage Grove, Or. A ben set here
has completed its batch 600 miles
away. When Bert Nokes prepared to
move to Spokane he decided to ship
by express s ben that had been set
about 10 days, with the eggs. Chicken
fanciers smiled when they heard, but
when biddy arrived In Spokane she
bad in no way changed her mind about
raising a family. -Mr.
Nokes announces that 12 of the
14 eggs batched.
The Wonder f It
Roe bad called on her afternoon
Mt to see her friend, Arabella. Ara
bella's mUtresa had jut purchased S
parrot and Roa wa much Interested
In th bird. ......
"lilrds Is shore sensible, she ob
served. "You kin learn them snytlilns.
I uster work tor a lady that had a bird
In a clock, an' when tt waa time to tell
de time ob day It uster some out an'
say "cuckoo just as man Uiues as d
tint waa." .. , .
"Oo along. To' dnan' say so," said
Arabella. Incredulously.
-Bhor thing." replied Ro. "and d
mo' wonderful part wa dat It waa
only a wooden bird, loo," Harper'
Monthly.
A bill has been Introduced In th
California legislature providing pay of
tt tot each day loat by people arrested
and tried for crime who eacap con
viction. Many people suffer from ennui, but
think ot the man who, when told be
must go to the rack, remarked; "Oh,
well, It will help me paaa an hour or
twol"
King Oeorg or England Is th In
ventor of a Move that U1 serve as an
open grat In one room ot a house and
cook meals la th usual way la an
other. Ktr losses' and th expense ot fir
prevention eoat th United 8 tale
more each year than the total value
of Ita production ot gold, silver, cop
per and petroleum,
Hawaii, with a population of 100.
000, had a foreign trade laat year of
t7S.000.000. The trade total was but
l4.dtKi.000 In 1T. the year before an
nexation to thla country.
'A remarkable tog on th Peruvian
coast Is known as tha "sarua." It oc
cur In a region wher rain la un
known, and supplies cufflclent mois
ture to support vegetation.
Alligator eg ar eaten by th na
tive on th west coast of Africa. In
taste they resemble the ess of the do
mestic hen. but are lars or and slightly
stronger In their flavor.
The little girt who described a toad
as "a big green bug with warts all over
It who's always altllng dawn behind
and standing up In front" will prob
ably become some day a famous nov
elist or even a manicurist
Th Bosporus, which leads to th
Black sea. and the entrance to which
Constantinople and Scutari command,
U about IT mtlea long, with a breadth
ot from little mors than a third ot a
Bill to two mile.
" Constipation causes and anrravatee
many serious disease. It la thoroughly
cured by Dr. Pierce' Pleasant 1'olleU.
Th favorite family laxative.
ail Ik. niHanau.
Llttl Molly bad been very trying all
aar.
That evening, when her grown-up
Sister was putting her to bed, she said
ahe hoped th child would be a bettor
girl tomorrow, and not make every
body unhappy with her naughty tem
per. Motile listened la silence, thought
hard for a few moments, and then aald
wisely:
"Yea, whea It's m It's temper:
when It's you It's serves ("Philadel
phia Record. .
TO "NO MAW. BC A BARSK. Lsare a Traaa.
Ra lailer.sail.nl. Yrauw tauaai la etkt weak
soots Ire. Caauaissione pmti while IsamUisr.
C aniens serufni. Write far free ralabsi.
uusa ri4j:.ia. rwtiami. k h. i tn.:
akaaa,KeaealelaAa.ilUalaxKlaS Mala KL
. Obliging -
Mr. Rowan waa having dinner with
th Relllys and th 7-yearold son of
the family waa present
"And what are you going to be when
you grow up, young manf. asked Mr.
Bowen ot the little boy.
"Well." replied th boy, thoughtful
ly, "after l'v been a minister to
please mother, an' a judge to please
father, I'm goln' to be a policeman."
WHAT TO DO FOR
YOUR ITCHING SKIN
Ecsema, ringworm and other Itch
ing, burning skin eruptions ar so
easily made worse by Improper treat
ment that on has to be very careful.
Ther Is on method, however, that
you need not hesitate to us, even on
baby's tender skin that Is th
reelnol treatment Realnol Is th pre
scription of a Baltimore doctor, put
up In th form of reslnol ointment
and reslnol soap. This proved so re
markably successful that thousands of
other physicians hav been prescrib
ing It constantly for 20 years.
Reslnol stops Itching Instantly snd
slmost always heals th eruption
quickly and at little cost Reslnol
ointment and reelnol soap can be
bought at any druggist's and are not
at all expensive. Great for sunburn.
Adv. ....... . -; ...
sTal Weathae Versa a. .
Clorinda smiles and darkened skies
Take on a golden, gleaming guise;
Clorinda frowns and e'en the sun
Its gay, resplendent eours has run. -
Clorinda dear, the present weather
Is sickly, nasty altogether;
Tortgo, then, every other wile, ,
But, please, oh, please, don't dotf your
smile! Judge.
Few Can Swim.
"Society is so shallow," mused the
parlor philosopher.
"It's a good thing It Is," retorted
the mere man, "or half the people who
are wading around la It would get
drowned."
Yukon Potatoes.
Potatoes, cabbage, celery, cauliflow
er, lettuce, carrot and turnips ot fin
quality ar xtensively grown In Yu
kon territory. Canada. Pot toe are
the principal crop, retailing at 6 cents
a pound. v .
Not a Social Call.
Mra. Beat Tell the gentleman I'm
not receiving today, Nora.
New Maid But h ain't deltverin',
mum; he's collectln'! Puck. ,
Wher th Brass Band Excsls.
"I like a brass band better than s
phonograph," remarked the man on
the car, "because a brass band runs
out of wind." Toledo Blade.
.... ---
A Keen Critic
ftmail Bov "Let's go through ths j
campus; there's squirrels and lots of
funay things In there." Tale Becora. j
Thlnge to Worry About
Th pulse of s kangaroo ts only
half as fsst as thst of a man.
Practice generally discovers what
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' Those who have had cakes ruined bv Jarring the
stove, slammlnt the oven door or a heavy footstep, may
have wondered now the dining car chef can turn out such
marvelous biscuits, hot breads and pastry when his oven
Is being Incessantly Jarred and Joltedand shaken by the
motion of the train.
To Cct pastry to raise and stay raised under theso con
dltlons, a baking powder must bo used that continues to civc off
its Icavenlni! cas that twttalni the roa until the dough is
baked througn.
Dining Car Chef
.a . i .,
to Ihelr need In K C ami you will Imd It lust at well suited le
your requirements. . K C I really blend ol two bakliul pawderi,
on active at toon a moistened, th other requiring both muta
tor and heat to start the generation of leavening get No matter
how molt and rkh you make your cake. K C Baking rwier will
suit In the ialM until a oust U lurtutd snd alt danger oi lolling
It past
K C Baking Powder It pur sad healthful. It I guaranteed
under all pur lood laws, and at guaranteed to pleas you. And M
1 sutJ at reasonable prtut-no baking powder should sU lor mora,
14 7y a eA mi ear rUk mnd le .
Different
"Right this way, sir." said th head
waller. "I ll get you a good table,
wher you can watch th dancing."
-llut I don't want to watch th danc
ing." objected the patron. t"I want to
eat" .
-la that case." replied the bead
waller, "you'd better try the Owl
Lunch Wagon on th corner. This Is
s restaurant"
Cumulative Injury.
"Do 17-year locust arriv every 17
yearaf" "
Tbay com offener'a that" said
Farmer CorntoeL
"Then bow do they get their namer
"I s'pos mebb It's because when
they com around tt take s ptac 17
year t get ovr If Washington
Star. ; . . , .
An After-Thought
"And bow ar w fixed for th clam
bakef Got all th cigar, cigar!,
wine, beers, and ale ordered!"
"All ordered."
"And sayl"
"Welir
"Better get a few elama." Louis
vlll Courier-Journal.
Judgment
"I fear that that young man to
whom 1 gave a job la th stor Isat
week Is crooked."
"You should aot Judge by appear
ance." "I am judging by disappearance la
this case." Houston Poat
A Beautiful Defendant
"I want you to make th outfit for
my trial."
"It me sea" mused th experienced
modiste. "You'll want a direct testi
mony suit, a cro -examination gown
and something dainty and clinging to
taint In." Kansas City Journal.
Hsr Intentions War Good.
"Wher Is your brother-in-law, now,
Mrs. Dl-cherT" asked a llttl woman
on an Kim wood car yesterday.
"Oh. he went to the front with th
ria r-ena.tlan nntlllnn." retorted her
carefree neighbor, Buffalo Express.
'... Why.'
"Ar you going to th exposition r
"Nop; can't afford It"
Rut vnur wife bought an entire new
outfit to wear at the exposition."
"That's why we can't afford It"
Houston Post
v Cardan 8eelty.
"Why is the tllr so heughtyr , In
quired th mushroom. "Sh barely
nods to the rest ot us.
"8he is very proud," explained th
Ivy. "8h regards you aa an upstart
anrf ma aa a climber." Louisville
Courier-Journal, -
Amply Described.
"What kind of a follow Is her
nk ha'a i ha kind of a fellow who
goes out for a walk with you and then
t.iia aim hnnr flnmnrratlo ha Is not
afraid of being seen with anybody."
Yale Record.
' Not Prepared.
Tiaa aaam tn ha annalled at the
slaughter on th European battle
fields." i.e.'
"Yes; but they r not used to foot,
ball games over ther." BalUmor
American. 1 .
Weak . Women!
r
Bom women ar weak because of Hit that sr common
In Girlhood Womanhood'
and Motherhood
Th pretcrlpilon which Dr. R. V.
disease of women which has ttood
Dr. Pierra's Favorite Prescription
Take this in liquid or tablet form as a tonic and regulator I
Mr. Kelt 0. Rktumlsoe, ef Baasley, Elect (XV., . "I arte It pleasure to
taUIfy to th wonderful teretlv fluelltie. ol Dr. Plrrre K. write I'rrscrlpilun. For
soma year I suHered freelly wllh weaknaw perahw lo my tea. I wai Ireeled
several physician, but (reduelly crew won. On ol my irlend. Inld me ol lh nod
reeullt ol your ' FsvorM Prrscrlpllon." I veent lo the dru Mors and A bonis,
End after Ukm It, wllk lh r'l1eMnl Pvllrlt." I commenced lo i-t brtter. I never
new what hapoinee. wu, for I wm always th-k and comnl.irilu and ouul Other.
well a myesU unoappy. bo yov what a debt 1 ow youl"
Dr.Pierc0sPlaasantPnt rtgulatt itomach, liver, bowtU
FADELESS DYES
. rrr -1. rSSrJs
Mia t ikra.- r.lnMM xer.ets.eis. ew
XV tV H J
aking Powder
hav found shaking powder exactly stilled
...ill I la .. a. a ..Saal law
TOR SAlC-AUTOMOClltS
Rebuilt Federal Trucks
C
A Safe Csad Trueh to Buy.
A RKHt'ltT miKltAI. t aa fw4
value lor Ik ! ae a sew sork He
rebuilt we mean that lh Irurk I anllreie
taken apart. aa.h art si.mlned an It
ne.aary replacwl by a new frt made
al lha KeH-rel farturr. the enure lru
renetnlMl ami rallritehaii, nl everylhln
nareaaary don la mk lha Iru.-k prevU
.-II. aa aiaal aa new In every llelall.
When ywi huy a raliutll re.iral yon
ar arnleriee) ty the same p-.llry ana In
lertwl lhl we "W redatnl owner.
W eperais a repair department. In whir
Ik workmen ara neriailei an reilerala.
our supply of federal paria la rompleie,
and lha alfttk rm ortanlMilon hirj
rlaea, whl h Inaurea lha prompt lllllns of
all oaria order. W also u per la a aerv.
.. . . k. i .. k. I . ..u. n Am tt aa
Drolele4 or a renijanr mi- m i -. r-
oed and has lha dlenoalUoa I gtv
aervlca Is oneuenily
a ris uko Tnifctt to hut.
If you are In lh market for a trurU
from tlooe lo f iue, w nrs you ".
pare used Ken-rale with Haw Irurk at
aimitar prti ea Wa think wa ran convince
you o (heir superior value. , ,
OCHUNUKIt MCITOR CAB CO.,
King snd Washington Via,
... - -- -.
In-Sheeta
gom men ar so businesslike that
they wouldn't ven pay you a oompll.
ment unless you gav them a receipt
for It
Most things can b overdone. For
loatanc, too many appetiser spoil th
appetite
Th wind Is tempered to th shorn
lamb, and those that ar not yet shorn
hav th wool pulled over their eye.
Many a girt who turn a fellow
dowa 1 terribly surprised when be
doesn't bob up again.
Th secret of happiness sometimes
consists of not knowing what other
people think or us.
Th double lit would not be so dan
gerous If the fool love letters could
be avoided.
Man's Perils.
Whan a eaerrlarl man eat ton Old to
go to wsr his wife's next dread I that
b will get bis leet wet .oteuo
Blade, . . - - '
Forced to It
Raatns Eb, Ah heahs yous coo
tomplatln gettin' married.
Kb Wall, ef da high cost ob llvln'
keeps up Ab'll have to. Punch Bowl.
Question.
Are von coins to the musicals at
the Robinson's toulghtT"
"I don't know. Are mey goum to
have musio or la Josephine going to
sing?" Krora th Louisville Courlr
Journat. - -
- Coed Rseord.
The cocktail Is seventy-sis years old.
it never used tobacco In any form
Toledo Blade.
The only things attractive about
some men are the cuffs on their trou-
aara. .''.;.--..;;.
Pierce used most tuccessfully la
th test ol nearly halt a centuryis
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Blhl. Sllway at your rail ttim raderal
beln snnd Irurk In th Mrel alar and
with a foreign power.