Heppner gazette., January 13, 1910, Image 7

SMITH PAYS
as follows for good, fresh pro
ducehe never charges com
mission; Live Chickens 15c
Dressed Chicken3. . . 16c to 17c
Live Ducks 16c to 18c
Dressed Geese 15c
Dressed Turkeys, 25c
Dressed Hogs 10c
Dressed Veal up to 130 Iba 11c
Large Veal Less.
Address,
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
"Fighting the Beef Trust"
PORTLAND, OREGON.
That Heal lactate A Kent.
House-hunter Seems to me this
bouse Isn't very well built. The floor
(hakes when we walk.
Agent Umye-s; that's the new
kind of spring floor for dancing, you
know.
- Househunter And these stairs
creak terribly.
Agent Y-e-s; we furnish this new
paent burglar alarm staircase with
out extra rhartm Leslie's Weekly.
Xo Chance for an Argument.
"If you hud any Ufa In you, Henry,"
she snapped,
"You'd go out there and fire the
cook!"
"But I haven't, you see, Flo," he pla
cldly yapped;
And he burled himself In a book.
Chicago Trlrmnp
A Heal Danger.
"Ontlemen," said the pnsldent ol
the public service corporation, In hi
address to the stockholders, "It Is my
: duty and pleasure to Inform you that
! our balance sheet for the year now
closing will show a highly satisfactory
j condition of affairs. We have added
matorlally to our assets, and our prof
its have been such that we shall be
! able to declare a very handsome dlvl
dend. In fact, gentlemen," he added,
lowering his voice, "our 1 prosperity
gives me some uneasiness. I cannot
disguise or conceal from you an appre
hension that J. Plerpont Morgan may
have found It out and may be even now
preparing to open his Jaws and engulf
this corporation In his capacious and
Insatiable maw!"
A dense silence ensued, and a thrill
of horror ran through the assembly.
Well may we ask, "Who Is safe these
days?" Chlcaeo Tribune.
' Mother! win find Mrs. Window's Soothing
Byrup the belt remedy to usolor liieir ctiUdred
during the teething period.
Only On "BROMO QUININE"
ThaM LAXATIVE BUOMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. W. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 26c
Tronblea of the Ancient,
Penelope was bewailing the protract
ed absence of .Ulysses.
"I might as well be the wife of a
commercial traveler," she said, "and
be done with it!"
Scorning to avail herself of an easy
divorce, she plunged deeper than ever
Into the pages of the Ladies' Horns
Journal for consolation.
SEEDS
Catalogue for
the Asking
Send for It.
J. J. BUTZER
188 Street Front Portland, Oregon
Some Excellent Rooms
Still on Sale lor
CLARK'S CRUISE OF THE "CLEVELAND"
Maori So 3rrng-i tea.
Women of the Maori tribe of New
Zealand are now appearing as features
of the show at tbe Hippodrome In New
York City, and as they are educated
and cultivated persons, and have tbe
right to full suffrage in their native
land, they chose three delegates to rep
resent them at Mrs. Pankhurst's lec
ture in Carnegie hall recently. They
were Klri Matao, widow of an old
Maori chief; Waapi, a young political
leader and a prohibitionist, and Drana,
who is 21, and cast her vote for the
Conservatives at the last election. Eng
lishmen in New Zealand have extend
ed to women all the rights they them
selves have, and thai Mrs. Pankhurst
and the English suffragettes of all
gorts ask for. Springfield Republican.
FRISKING" SHIP PASSENGBRS.
R
18,000 Tons, Brand New
and Superbly Fitted
OUND THE ML
D
FROM SAN FRANCISCO FEB. 5, 1910
ONE STEAMER for the Entire Cruise
of nearly four months, costing only $660 and up,
including ail necessary expenses.
ROUTfi Japan, China, Philippines, Borneo,
Java. Durma, India, leylon, Egypt, Italy, etc
An unusual chance to visit unusually attractive
'SM orient cruise
February 6. 191(1, by S. S. "Grosser Kurfuerst,"
73 djys, including 2-1 davs Etrypt and Palestine,
$400 up. including hotels, shore excursions, etc.
f RANK C. CLARK Times Bldg. New York
Painless Dentistry
& --Nvi : .. : 3 Out of town people
JIT : Pwr? 3 r.a n hava tlinlr nl.rc
nt bri!gework An
i. t iahed In on du,
j, V' nect?-mry.
" We will givs you ffP3
) 'Jo. t l22k gold or po'ceV.
? U crown for $3. 5C
" ' 1 Mfllir Crowni 5.0C
22kBndTth3.5C
J Gold Filling! 1.00
4 rnt..i rit;nffa 1. 00
DR. W. . MfliE, Puiiim inHiu'B
A Silver Fillings
t Inlay Filliniri
Sood Rubber
t 'i PIltM
L. Best Red
50
2.50
5.C0
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ber Plate. I.OU
ft m iminiM is mptuw rumens cxtr uon ,vu
WO&K GUARANTEED fOR IB YEARS
Palnlou r Jtrsction i reo lien rl.tes or bridge wort
laortlered. ConMiltatlnn Free. Vno cannot ant bottui
i.ninli wwork done snvwheru. All work fully rimr
smtwil. WoilcrneW" trio equipment. Hell methods.
Wise Dental Co.
INCORPORATE
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Chios B00B8: ii.iluii.i
Eianom'iLTMi.u -BTI n Kin narr.nN
11. UTS. rn . -
Sauaayt, IKl
Plo Misrepresentation.
Btarder (at summer resort) Didn't
your booklet say there were no mos
quitoes here?
Proprietor It did, sir, and It told the
exact truth. Wa had the booklet print
ed In February, and I am prepared to
prove that there wasn't a blamed
(slap) mosquito within 500 miles of
here at that time. Chicago Tribune.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
PAZO OINIMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding- Piles in
6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c
Slot Machine for Suicide.
Washington. "Drop a penny In the
slot and get a ticket to the' other
world" might be the Inscription on a
machine that is suggested by Rev. Dr.
Donald Guthrie, of Baltimore. Dr.
Guthrie was talking on "CaJvinlsm" at
the closing session of the synod of
Baltimore at the Metropolitan Presby
terian Church here. At the close of a
plea for a wholesome, enthusiastic in
terest in life, be said: "Life has be
come so meaningless and so useless
to some that I advocate the setting up
of a suicide machine where one can
deposit a cent and be killed easily and
respectably."
One Old New York Inapector Cava
Smell Diamond! Six Feet Away.
Tlrnothy J, Donohue, the oldest in
spector of customs In this city, is cred
ited by his fellows with possessing a
nose which can smell concealed dia
monds and other jewels six feet away,
the New York Press says. "Old Tim,"
as he la known, has more seizures of
that sort to his credit on the records
of the customs house than any other
inspector employed there. His duty
Is to wander aimlessly about the
steamship piers and "frisk" incoming
passengers. Many persons may not
know what "frisk" means in customs
house parlance. It is the art of stum
bling or brushing against a person so
skillfully that the inspector can rub
his hands over the pockets and person
of the suspect and ascertain whether
he has smuggled goods concealed In
his clothes and at the same time pre
vent the suspect knowing what he is
doing.
In the thirty-five years or longer
that Donohue has been at it on the
New York piers he has "frisked"! thou
sands of Americans and foreigners
after they have landed and are await
ing to get their luggage through the
hands of the other inspectors. If any
incoming passengers standing on a
transatlantic line pier sees a short,
stout, gray-haired, gray-mustachea
man, quietly dressed, carrying a. cheap
umbrella tied in the middle with
string and stumbling about as if fresh
from the backwoods and looking for
some one whom he cannot find, that
Is "Old Tim" Donohue. In his eager
quest he bumps against everybody;
seizes overcoats by the pockets, rubs
his hands up and down passengers as
he triDS over baggage, acts half
soused, never apologizes and keeps
right on. After the inspectors are
through with a passenger whom he in
spects he steps up and invites him to
en to the office to be searched. It is
not often his suspicions are misdi'
rected. ' 1
THINGS YOU MAT NOT KNOW.
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It is so pleasant, to take stops the
cough so quickly. Absolutely safe
too and contains no opiates.
AH Druggists, 25 cents.
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To btow thafln-
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most luscious
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KnniU. Vorrv'a Kocns lire hovt
coca us tliey novcr iau in yinu
or qualUv. J no dps pnrarn
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winter, no stagnant watr in summer, no
water supply troubles of any sort. Tank
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minis of pressed steel, will not rust and
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You y-ill be pleased with tha LEADER
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Boise, Idaho.
The Misstate Part.
Landlady You say the chicken
soup isn't good? Why, I told the cook
how to make it. Perhaps she didn't
catch the idea. Boarder No; I
think It was the chicken she didn't
catch..
The Cough of
Consumption
Your doctor will tell you that
fresh air and good (ood are
(he real cures for consumption.
But often the cough is very
hard. Hence, we suggest that
you ask your doctor about
your taking Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral. It controls the tick
ling, quiets the cough.
A
We pubUati our formulM
ifers
y froai our niedtelnss
Ws urae yoa to
onsuit yoar
doe tor
This country
trade journals.
At the age of seventy years, a man
has consumed ninety-five tons of food,
The more familiar species of 'flying
fish are denizens of the tropical oceans.
Fresh water species, however, are
known.
There are about 170,000 oil produc
ing wells In the United States, repre
senting directly and indirectly an out
lay of about $700,000,000.
A young oak grows three feet In
three years. In the same time an elm
gTOws eight feet three Inches, and a
willow nine feet three incljes.
One Scotch casualty insurance com
pany Is offering policies to aviators,
while another will extend all future
policies to cover the risks of aviation
and ballooning.
The study of foreign languages is
making rapid progress in German
schools. Most of the teachers are na
tive born French and English. Thla
work Is a powerful factor in Ger
many's progress as a power on inter
national commerce.
The wife of a Jerseyman was ad
vertising for a serving maid. The
Jerseyman is an editor and his wife
has learned the habit, of cutting out
unnecessary words. This Is the way
the advertisement read: "Wanted, a
white, semi-green maid-servant." New
York Sun.
There is no such thing as a forest
of mahogany. The mahogany tree
lives by and for itself alone. It stands
solitary of Its species surrounded by
the smaller trees and dense under
growth of the tropical forest, rearing
its head above its neighbors. Two
trees to the acre are a liberal estimate.
This one comes from Missouri,
where one editor "showed" them why:
"An evangelist asked all the men pres
ent who were honest and paid their
debts to stand up. All arose but one.
He said he was the local editor and
couldn't pay his debts because the
men standing were his delinquent sub
scribers." Atlanta Constitution.
In the Russian campaign the per
sonal bapgage of Napoleon's brother,
Jerome Bonaparte, who married Eliza
beth Patterson, of Baltimore, contained
sixty pairs of boots, two hundred
shirts and 318 pocket handkerchiefs.
The transportation of his wardrobe
entire required several heavy wagons.
while his whole campaigning kit
stretched over half a mile.
Thackeray was six feet two Inches
in height, and Sir H. W. Lucy says
the great novelist wore a 7-Inch hat,
beating Dickens and John Bright by
a full half inch. Mr. Gladstone's hat
was of 7Si-lnch measurement the
same as Macaulay's while Beacons
field needed a full 7-inch. The hat of
Daniel O'Connell, however, would have
beaten them all, measuring 8V inches
by 10 Inches.
Ylataa of Trouble.
"I may as weH tell you." said tha
BUTragette, "that the disturbances we no waste. We look to see all our pub-
Duluth, at the head of Lake Supe-
'lor, has the greatest mineral tonnage
f any port in the world.
Arranged in a straight line, the
railways of the world would reach
the moon and back again.
New York baa followed the example
if Philadelphia and established a free
permanent exhibition of building ma-
lerlals.
Ten years ago the Standard Oil
Company refined 90 per cent of the
)il produced; now it refines only 80
per cent.
torty thousand yards of bunting
were used recently on the Madison
Square garden during .the annual elec-
rlcal show.
In 1860 we stood at the bottom of
he list of the four great manufactur
ing nations, namely: The United
Kingdom, France, Germany and the
Jnited States. Forty-nine years later
xe stand at the head of the list, our
manufactured product equaling that
)f the other great nations combined.
American Industries.
Last year's American cotton crop
was valued at $683,000,000, and If the
ralue of the seed be added, the aggre
gate revenue from the crop was very
Jlfise up to $800,000,000. If the pres
ent prices for the staple hold, the
ralue of this year's cotton crop ln
:ludlng the seed will mount up very
lear to $1,000,000,000, at any rate to
more than $900,000,000. New York
Commercial.
Supers are very particular about the
llstribution of parts. In a fairy piece
i set of domlnos was represented by
nen wearing on their backs boards
narked with the different numbers.
A discontented super gave in his res
gnation. "Why, what's the matter?"
isked the astonished director; "don't
you get your 15 sous, a night like the
jthers?" "It Isn't about the sous at
all. I am one of the oldest artists
belonging to the theater and they
sught to have made me the double
six; Instead of that I am the lowest
lumber the double blank."
The hilly territory of Trieste, it is
stated in a consular report on that
iistrict, is covered by pointed stones
which prevent any cultivation, and
some years ago the Societa Agrarla
jffered prizes for those who would
remove them and thus change the
waste ground to meadows. The work
aas now been going on for some years,
nd every autumn a commission as
:ertains the area of the proposed re
demption and the difficulties to be en-
ountered, and fixes the prize to be
jiven. In spring it again visits the
mproved grounds and pays the prizes
if deserved. This year sixty-six peas-
ints Improved forty-four acres, and
received $1,040.
Raising Japanese spaniels Is the
way one Connecticut farmer's daugh'
ter bas solved the problem of earning
aioney while remaining at home and
helping with the housework. She
leared $300 the first year and almost
double that amount the second and
she looks forward to doing still bet
ter in 1910. She learned that the best
nay to get the dogs was to buy them
from sailors, who picked them up in
Japan and brought them to America
for the sake of making money. The
highest price she has received so far
has been $100 for pups about as per
fect as the most fastidious exhibitor
:ould demand. The lowest price was
$21 for a female of no striking excel
lence, though she was unmistakably
pure bred. Omaha Bee.
During a period of political agita
tion a stranger arrived in Magdeburg,
where, on applying to the authorities,
he obtained a permit or ticket of resi
dence. He had not been long in the
town before he became aware that his
steps were being dogged by a man in
blue uniform. He bore It for days,
but at last said to the spy: "Why do
you pursue me in this way?" "I'm a
detective and my instructions are not
to lose sight of you," was the quiet
answer. "Why, what fault have the
police to find wth me?" shouted the
stranger. "My passport is in order,
here is my ticket of residence; I am
a citizen of Berlin; why do you fol
low me about?" "It states in your
passport," was the reply, "that you
were going to reside here for pleas
ure; that looked suspicious, as it was
the first time any one came to reside
In Magdeburg for pleasure."
It Is not generally known that oil
with an asphaltum base (fuel oil) is
vastly different from the parafflne
product. The former Is heavy and
solid and contains no explosive gases,
while paramne oils are highly gaseous
and explosive. It is from the latter
that the by-products gasoline, naph
tha, benzine, etc., are obtained. Fuel
oil is also used on roads to a great ex
tent In the West, and mixed wth other
Ingredients makes a good street pave
ment. In fact, fuel oil has only re
cently been appreciated. Three bar
rels of it will supply more heat units
than a ton of coal, and can be han
dled by one-fourth the men and with
absolute cleanliness and safety and
Sarsaparilla
Is the World's Greatest Blood
Purifier and Strength-Giver,
It builds you up. Accept no sub
stitute, but insist on having
Hood's, and get it today.
In u-uiil 1'quid form nr chocolated tab-
ets called Burnaiabs. 1UU Lo-es $1
The Label Lasvnage,
"There's a language in hotel labels,
the same as In stamps or flowers,"
aid a courier. "All over Europe the
hotel porters paste the hotel labels on
your trunks in such a way that the
porters in future towns will know
what sort of a tipper you are.
"Up at the top of the trunk the la
bel means you are generous. In the
middle it means you're a middling
lort. Down very low it means you
are no good."
CASTOR I A
Por Infants and. Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
The Nature Place.
He What is the latest topic of
household interest, my dear?
She oh, the fall housecleaning Just
now is on me carpen.. aauimora
American.
aonsno
'I have used your valuaWe Cascareta
and I find them perfect. Couldn't do
without them. I have used them for
some time for indigestion and biliousness
aud am now completely cured. Recom
mend them to everyone. Once tried, you
will never be without them in the
family." Edward A. Marx, Albany, N.Y.
CUT THIS OUT. mail it with your ad
dress to the Sterling Remedy Company,
Chicajro. 111., and rec iv a handsome sou
venir Gold Bon Bon FREE.
fere and mere.
A man was waiting patiently for
street car the other day at a transfer
Btation, says the Doston Record, when
a woman, highly excited, rushed up ta
him, and cried, "Are you the man
here?"
"I don't understand," he said.
"Are you the man here?" she r
peated. "No, madam," he said, concealing a
smile. "The man here is that man
over there."
Instant Relief for All Eyes
that are irritated from dust, heat, sun
or wind, PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo,
N. Y.
Ko Trouble Otherwise.
Professor (of English literature) At
times you fine! It difficult, I dare say, to
comprehend the involved style of Mr.
James.
Miss de Mulr O, no, professor; I
never have any difficulty In under
standing him. The only trouble I have
is to find out what he Is driving at.
HOWARD E.
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BrRTON - Asssyer ami Chemlit.
Colorado. Hrecimen prices: Gold.
Silver. Lead. Si. Gold. Hiher, Tx: Gold UK: Zi
or Copper, tl. MiviJina envelopes snd full price list
sent on application. Control "d Umpire work so
licited, l&eference: Carbonate National Bank.
SEND FOR PRICES AND BUY YOUR
GROCERIES WHOLESALE
Portland Wholesale Grocery Co.,
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GOLD FILLINGS $1.00 UP
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WHALEBONE PLATES SIO.OO
Out-of-town patient can obtain perfect work
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A flavoring used the same as lemon or vanilla.
By dissolving granulated sugar in water and
adding Mapleine, a delicious syrup is made and
a syrup better than maple. Mapleine is sold by
gTocers. If not send 35c for 2 oz. bottle and
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The RAYO LA Mr" is a high grade lamp fold at a low price..
There are lmu)is that cost more but there is no belter lump,
at any price. The Burner, the Wick, the Ohiuinev-HoMer
ail are vital thines ia a lamp; these pans of ihe RAYO
LAMP are perfectly constructed and there is nothing;
known in the art of lami-mnkinr that could add to tha
valueof the RAYO as a light-giving device. Suitable for
any room iu the house. Every dealer everywhere.
If not at yours, write for descriptive circular to tha
Dearest Ageuey of tbe
Standard Oil Company
(Incorporated)
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Martha
Washington
ComforrShoes
One of Ayer't Pills al bedtime will cause
are creating now are nothing com
pared to those we are prepared to
cause."
"That'i right," answered the hi
town boss. "If you raise all this row "tensive ruei on neias unos in me
He schools and Institutions, as well as
many private families, using fuel oil
In the very near future. Oklahoma Is
to be congratulated on having such
an increased flow of bii anil nrr.r!iir a in votp. what win vnn rin hu Wheeler district covering several
e snail not De
lead In value
iderful elate baa
A itlngy man U usually almply a yet produced for the world a comfort
careful man. and wealth. Oil World.
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gentle laxative effect the day following. I get the ballot and find It Isn't being Quare rnlles), and we
Formula on each box. Show it to your j countedr Washington Star. aurprised to see them
doctor. He will understand at a lnce. aU the asesia th9 wond
Dose, one pill at bedtime.
lUd tha 1. 0. aVrat O., Lamll. Haas'.
lt means to wear the stylish
Martha Washington Comfort Shoes.
They fit like a glove, and insure complete
rest and relief. No buttons or laces just slip
them on and off like a slipper. Elastic at the sides
provides perfect fit over any instep. You will never
know how comfortable a good looting shoe can be until you have worn
MARTHA WASHINGTON COMFORT SHOES
Beware of imitations, Onlutht genuine have the name Manna Washington
and Mayer I rode Marl stamped on the aole. Refuse substitutes.
Your dealer will supply you; if not, write to us.
FkSB "If you will send us the name of a dealer who doea
. not handte Martha w nth inert on Comfort Shoes, we will
end you tree, postpaid, a beauUtul picture ol Martha
, Washington, Site 15 x 20.
We also make Honorbtlt Shoes for men. Leading Ladr
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