Heppner gazette., August 19, 1909, Image 7

HOWARD E. BTT11TON - Amwyw nnd Chemlut,
J.wicl v.lln, ColoriKia. Hi i.Llimni irln hi Hold,
rUlver. Lead, II. Uol'l, Klliur, film tiolil MJci: .inn
or II'MMht, 1. Muilliiu nveliiio unl ull prli'llKt
Iont on ajiilli'iitlon, ('out nil I'miilri. workso
lulled, ituluruuuui (Juibuuuta Ratluuul Jiunk.
TmeTPwanteeT
60 Tie-makers to manufacture
White Cedar Pole Ties, hewn 2
face. Five years work for good
men. Plenty of work for all.
A. F. ESTABROOK CO.
BANDON, COOS COUNTY, OREGON
CRESCENT f-ssrWh-a
Vji j,kJjj-4J. v j. d(lft aM th(lt the
h'k'h priced bilking
TJIIBHklfi powders will do ond d(tg
K UK I lull " ll"u-r- It raises the
LnillllW4 dounh und makes iht-
er, sweeter and bettei
POWfiER a''pd
I W II mm mmW you will lend us your
name and nddresi. we
rill send you a book on health and baking powder.
CFESCENT MFG. CO. Seattle, Wn.
ALBERTA WHEAT LAND
$15 Per Acr 10 Years' Time
These lands of Canadian Pacific Railway
produce from 8f to 50 buKhels of wheRt, 75
to 100 buHhcla of outs, per acrj, All near
railways, towns and scrum's. Positively
the best wheat land proposition for men
of moderate means. No enp failure's.
Send twlav for free illustrate! literature.
Special rates 1st und 15th of every month.
IDE-M'CARTHY LAND CO.
Genl. Land Atrts. Canadian Pucilic R. R.
425-26 Lumbermen's HnilJiiiB
PORTLAND. OR
lift l TliHI Ifht-- -- i
"you u.r from TZJmw B leinws, brums or
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uo if toeuJ f"rKree B '1'"'
Ir. Mny's Kpileptlelde Cure,
failed Sent Ire. with direction-. F.npr.. Prepaid.
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"The School of Quality"
Tenth and Morrison Portland, Oregon
A. P. Armstrong, LL. B., Principal
fe n v4 N
DR. W. A. WISE
22 tears a Leader in Painle&t Den La
Work in Portland.
Out-of-Town People
Should remcmrx-r that our force is so arranirod
that WE CAN DO THEIR ENTIRE CKOWN.
URIDGE AND PLATE WORK IN A DAY if
necessary. POSITIVELY PAINLESS EX
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22k bridge teeth 3.S0
Molar crown 6.00
Gold or enamel fillinirs 1.00
Silver filling
Good rubber plates n.00
Ihebcwtrtd rubber plates 7.00
I'ainlesa extractions 50
ALL WORK GUARANTEED 15 YEARS
Dr. W. A. Wise
President and Manager
The Wise Dental Co.
(INC.) Thin! and WBshiwrton Sts.
PORTLAND, OREGON
IN
ElVfWH'V U 1.1 ' lttlt I j"" ll 1 J
Fop
Highest
25 Ounces
lry powder
Made from pure,
materials. Get a
You never saw
sit
and biscuit They'll open
your eyes.
Then He IIuitKed Her.
The Male Graduate I propose to
girdle the earth.
The Female Graduate Why do you
begin on such a big thing?
Kxtreiue C'onaervuti ve,
Tt Is the habit of some people to
condemn everything they are mentallv
Incapable of understanding, and then
insist upon calling It "conservatism"
Instead of Ignorance.
With Ilia t mini Thump.
Mr, .leaner Loe Owlrgo Did you feel
that earthquake shock this morning?
Mm Ki'lMntn Ilnliiifi Verv flistinotlv :
but I thought it was uiy husband getting
out or bed.
j
III llulldliiir Site.
"That lot you sold me at Lonesome
hurst Is all covered with water," said
the cltv man to the agent.
"Sure!" said the fleshy man; "we're
going to stock it for flashing next sea-
Bon!" Yo"'"'" ''"tocpian.
A Sail l.aek.
Speeder That auto of mine doesn't
go fast enough."
Roaster What's the matter?
Stieeder Several victims have com
plained that they knew what struck
them, which means something defec
live. And I am not cruel.
Sulfide for u Scorpion.
If . scorpion finds himself licked by
a cent ipede, which is usually the case,
though both little things put up a
desperate fight, the scorpion commits
sulc.-e.- It twists its tail portion and
stings itself in the back of the neck
and drops dead.
To Breal: In New Shoes.
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Kase, a powder.
(t cures hut, sweating, achintr, swollen feet.
Lures corns, in 'rowing nails and bunions. At
ill :g?irt8 and shoo meres, v,c. Donl accept
mv s j ., .liuie. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Alien S.OJmstea, wkoj-.s. l.
A good locomotive will travel abotit
J.OflO.tKX) miles before it wears out. With
ordinary care it ouglit to last twelve
years.
Not Vet, hut Sometime.
Man from the City You intend t
keep bees, I suppose.
Suburbanite Some day, perhaps. At
present we ore devoting our entire ener
gies to keeping a cook.
Only a Contributor.
"lie's a regular contributor to yout
paper, Isn't he?" asked the caller. "O,
yes," replied the city editor; "but we
haven't used any of his stuff for
years." "But I thought you said he
was a regrular contributor?" "So I did.
He contributes just the same." Yon
kers Statesman.
Stufllntf II I m.
"You people are at peace with aU
the world," remarked the foreigner.
"What do you need of a standing army
and a bis navy?"
"Principally," said the native, "to
keep Capt. Hobson quiet." Chicago
Tribune.
Of all the boy workers in London,
newsboys are the healthiest, barbers' boyi
the most unhealthy a tribute to th
open-air life.
A statue of King Henry VI is being
placed outside of Salisbury cathedral,
England, as a memorial to the late Dean
Webb.
t..'e ... -..HUa.
"Rertha, where is my hat? I laid it
down here a little while hgo."
"Sure, missus, Fido's takin' a nap in
It.' l)on't talk so loud, or ye'l! wake the
little darlintr
Loo kin f Abend.
"Old chap, what are you growing
those umbrageous side whiskers for?"
"I'll tell you If you won't say any
thing about It. I know of a big de
partment store where there's going to
be a vacancy In the floorwalker's job
In a few weeks, and I'm going to apply
for It." Chicago Tribune.
Froni the Servnntm' Table.
Van Antler I think we are sure of
a good dinner to-night. You know my
new English butler does the entire ca
tering for the household. Grubb Can
you rely on him to ? Van Antler
Not always, but this evening I request
ed him to send us up something from
the kitchen table. Puck.
C0FFEEC
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
EXTRACTS
JUST RIGHT
CLOSSETADEVERS
PORTLAND. 0RE.j
Quality
for 25 Cents
carefully tested
can on trial
such cakes
Gnaraatecil
under all
Para Food Lawa
RAM'S HORN BLASTS.
Warnlntf -Vofea Cftlllnjf the Wicked
to Itepeiitmioe.
The devil often
grinds the ax with
which God hews.
There Is nothing
blinder than re
ligious hate.
The man who
has no faith shows
It in everything he
does.
God never saves anybody on the in
stallment plan.
The man who Bets out to follow
Christ Bhould never look back.
When you go to the Lord for a big
blessing don't take a little basket.
You never can tell where good Is
jolng to stop when It once gets started
What a man can do always depends
upon what the Lord has done in him.
When we expect the Lord to keep
His promises to us, we will keep our3
to Him.
The kind of love that Is trying to
make the world better has no fear of
iTltldsm.
When the scribe said, "I will follow
Thee withersoever thou goest," there
was no cross in sight.
If God has helped us out of one trou
ble it Is a sure evidence that He will
help us out of another.
When a man takes any kind of case
to the Lord he ought to believe that
God has as much interest in it as he
has.
Some men who vote and cuss nnd
lead boys astray would never be called
men if they didn't wear pantaloons
and whiskers.
Give the average boy a keg of nails
and a hammer and something to drive
them Into, and it will keep him out of
a lot of other mischief.
"A CLEVER FRENCHMAN."
The first eight dollars that Laurence
Hutton earned so he declares in his
"Talks in a Library" were invested
in a sentimental way,, as a finger-
ring, of a small shell-cameo profile
portrait of his father, cut by a boy
of about Laurence's own age, with
whom he had gone to school for a
short time. Very many years later,
says the writer, a shell-cameo brooch.
In what is called a shadow-frame, had
its place in the Thirty-fourth street
house, upon a piano in the dining
room; and one night at a large din
ner party, at which were gathered
many distinguished men and women
to meet Sir Henry Irving, the box and
its contents attracted the attention of
a guest who happened to sit opposite
to it.
In the middle of the symposium he
Jumped up, grasped the object in both
hands and said:
"Laurence, where did you get this,
and who is it?"
"It's my father, given to my mother
on the twenty-fifth anniversary of
their marriage. She wore it a little
while, but it was too conspicuous as
a personal ornament; and after his
death she put it in that frame.
The excited guest exclaimed, "Your
father?"
"Yes, my father."
He then asked in great excitement
who did it. I replied:
"I don't know. It was cut long
go bv a little artist in a studio over
Brougham's Lyceum, afterward Wal-
lack's Theater, on the corner of Broad
Ray and Broome street. Who he was
or what his name was I do not know,
except that he was a clever little
Frenchman."
The attention of the whole party
was by this time attracted to the dia-
ogue. Looking at the cameo In its
case, and his hand shaking a little,
the guest said:
"He was a clever little Frenchman.
was he? And you don't know his
ame? Well. I'm the clever little
Frenchman, and my name is Saint-
iaudens. It's the earliest piece of my
ork extant, and when you and Mrs.
H
utton get through with it I want it
for Gussie and the boy."
And when we do get through with
they are to have It.
Interrupted the Weddlnsr.
The other day, at the Shawnee
county courthouse, Probate Judge
Schoch was about to marry a young
couple. He pronounced the prelimi
nary words and told them to join
hands and started on the ceremony.
"Hey, there! Hold up a minute!
Walt, I say!" This series of startling
exclamations came from the door.
The groom was horrified the bride
badly scared.
. "Just a minute. I want to give you
each an apple before you are mar
ried," said the man who had made
the noise. And In he calmly walked
and handed each of them a Grimes
Golden.
It was one man's Idea of a Joke.
Kansas City Journal.
Junt Shopping;.
O'er the pages of the Peerage a m.-uJ-en
likes to pore.
Such an amount
Will buy a Count:
A Duke costs something more.
She flutters o'er the pages and here
and there she'll stop.
Bhe can't afford
A noble Lord,
But can't a damsel shop?
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The woman question always hai
been, and probably always will be:
"Is my hat on straight?
Mrs. Brlggs Doea your husband
take any special exercise? Mrs. Grlgga
Yes; he's all the time kicking.
Mr. Summerboard (politely) Shall
I help myself to the beans? Hired
Man You will if you git enny!
Knicker When he graduated he
thought he would save the State.
Bocker And now he is trying to save
a dollar a week.
"Your wife doesn't seem to care
much for that friend of yours." "No;
he's the man I lay the blame on when
I'm detained downtown."
"Who's that homely girl you spoke
to?" "Sir, that lady has promised to
be my wife." "Cheer up. Lots of
women don't keep thlr promises."
Editor What are you writing? Re
porter A race with death. Editor
Say we call that race off and get it
up in some other form this time.
"I've moved to the country now,
and planted a garden." "Anything
coming up?" "Sure. My wife's family
is coming up to spend the summer."
She Better Join our picnic party.
He What's the use, when I can more
easily enjoy warm lemonade and sand
wiches with ants on 'em In my back
yard?
Customer (looking at electric fans)
.No, I don t believe I care tor a
second-hand fan. Dealer (waving hi?
hands) Vy? Ain' segond-hand air as
good as any?
Hub Reckless and extravagant I?
When did I ever make a useless pur
chase? Wife Why, there's that fire
extinguisher you bought a year ago;
we've never used It once.
"I don't believe in hiding my light
under a bushel," remarked young Sap-
lelgh. "You would be foolish to do
so," rejoined Miss Slashem, "when a
pint cup would more than hide It."
Fond Mother Tommy, darling, this
ia your birthday! Wrhat would you
like to do? Tommy, Darling (after a
moment's reflection) I think I should
enjoy seeing the baby spanked. Fi
garo.
"It's hard to lose a beautiful
daughter," said the wedding guest
sympathetically. "It's a blamed sight
harder to lose the homely ones," re
plied the old man who had several
yet to go.
"Mean thing!" exclaimed Mrs. New-
11 wed; "it's just brutal of you to call
it 'this stuff.' You said you'd be glad
If I baked my own bread " "Yes,
dear," replied the brute, "but I didn't
say you should bake mine."
Critic (as the composer plays his
last piece) Very fine Indeed. But
what is that passage which makes the
cold chills run down the back? Com
poser That Is where the wanderer
has the hotel bill brought to him.
Fliegende Blaetter.
Mr. Budworthy Rather clever fel
low, that young Dudelong, don't you
think? Miss Pewstules I really could
not tell. He scarcely uttered a word
the whole time he was here. Mr. Bud
worthy Sly dog! He knows when he
Is at his best. Puck.
"How did you manage to see every
thing In Rome Inside of two days?"
"Well, you see, we got up early, mj
wife went to the shops, my daughter
to the picture galleries, and I took in
the restaurants. In the evening we
compared notes." Fliegende Blatter.
Miss Passay This gold dollar was
given to me by my grandfather when
I was christened. It T"as just coined
shortly after my birth. See, it is dat
ed 1880. Miss Sharpe Yes, how con
siderate of them to have the coinet
date It so far ahead. Philadelphia
Press.
Towne It's all well enough to talk
about forgiving our enemies, but, 1
tell you, it's a hard thing to do
Browne That's what it is. We should
not be expected to forgive our enemies
except when they freely admit thai
they don't deserve our forgiveness.
Philadelphia Press.
She (indignantly) Why did you
fall to keep your appointment with
me yesterday? He I'm awfully sorry,
but I was compelled to wait in a res
taurant until it was too late. She
(icily) Pardon me. but I thought
you had a position in a bank. I wasn't
aware that you were a waiter. Tit
Bits. Merchant's Wife (suddenly appear
lng In her husband's office) Ha! 1
thought you said your typewriter girl
was an old maid? Merchant (much
confused) Urn er, yes, m'dear, ol
course, of course; but she is sick to
day, and she sent her little grand
daughter as a substitute. Philadel
phia Record.
Epicure Walter, this steak is posi j
tively bad. It must be three weeks
old. Waiter Ah. pardon, monsieur!
I have made ze meestake. and have
brought you ze venison. Epicurean
Venison? Oh, yes! Then you ruaj
leave it, (Tastes it.) Ah! to be sure,
It Is venison; and very nice, too
very nice. Indeed! Town Topics.
Mrs. de Temper (looking up from
the paper) Well, I declare! Another
woman, single-handed, has captured Sj
burglar. I should think she would hare
been killed by the brute; but the ra
pers say the moment she grabbed aj
poker and made a dash for him, hi
knees trembled and his teeth shook,
and he sank to the floor In attrlght
Mr. de Temper He Is probably a mar
rled man. New York Weekly.
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ALCOHOL .1 Pri) fii-NT
AVegelalle Preparalion forAs
slmilatinS iteFtotf and Regufr
tinJ he Stomachs andCovclsof
ass
Promotes DigcstionJCheerTul
ncss and RestjContainsncimcr
Opiuni.Morphine narMiaeraL
Not Narcotic.
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ftppenvint
JJiCaitimiukScth YrormSetd
Clorilied Suijnr
iutinjtem ramP.
20
fort Rpmptlv for CrmsfiDa
Hon , Sour Stomach.D'tarrlra
Worms ,ConTilsioiis.Feverish
nes3andLoss OF Sleep.
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NEW YORK.
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Troflted Somebody.
"Gwimpie, how have you invested your
profits in that little wheat deal?"
'"Profits'! Huh! Ruggles. the profits
in that transaction are invested in a neat
but gaudy promissory note, secured by
mortgage, on which I am paying interest
at 6 per cent."
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothlng
Byrup th st remedy to use for their chilurej
during the tee tliiug period.
TVali.re of the OITenae.
"ne testified that the agents of the
company tried to bribe him, eh? What
could have been bis motive in giving them
away '"
"It is generally supposed that they
didn't offer him quite as much as he had
expected."
Don't dope yourself for every little
pain. It only hurts your stomach.
Such pain come3 usually from local
inflammation. A little rubbing with
Hamlins Wizard Oil will stop it im
mediately. Views on Peace.
"Won't It be lovely when peace
reigns throughout the world?" she ex
claimed. "Yes," replied the man, "and I think
there'd be money in bidding for the
guns and other junk the nations would
have to sell. Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
"I have suffered with piles for thirty-
six vears. Uue year asro last pra i ue-
gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In
the course of a week I noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end of six
weeks they did not trouble me at all.
Cascarets have done wonders tor me. I
am entirely cured and feel like a new
man." George Kryder, Napoleon, O.
Pleasant. Palatable, Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken.Weaken or Gripe.
10c. 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk. The pen
nine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
Cure or your money back. B3)
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are espt-cialty ai'apled to pumpinp duty
and in fact any duty that requires a
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little he knows about fiich ersines, can
operate as successfully a an expert. In
short, it is an ideal entrine for any kind of
work. Send for STOVER Engir.. Cata
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Bears tho JL ,
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placed say
where attract
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meutal, convert
lent. f heap. Iata
all ftcaAon. Ma4
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will not soil or
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This wondeful man has
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ia divine the world the
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i n . u.nj Hi
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mention thin paper.
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FOR COUNTRY HOMES
The bor-t and mist 'otrica met ho! of furnish
inir water yet devise.. Th" tank is p'acl in
the basement or in the irrovinl near the house
and kt ps the water euol in summer nnd pixxf
iiKain-t frte.inpr in winter. It never leaks.
It is impo .-iHc for i-npurity to ret into it. It
outlasts the build pk in which it is installed.
It cos: a iiflt nu r to Iwin with, but there
is no second cost. We have a catalogue which
illustrates and dt senbes the Leader system.
Ask us tor it.
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