Heppner gazette., October 22, 1908, Image 3

Scrofula
Few are entirely free from it.
It may develop bo slowly as to cause
little if any disturbance during the whole
period of childhood.
It may then produce dyspepsia, ca
tarrh, and marked tendency to con
sumption, before causing eruptions,
Bores or swelling. "
To get entirely rid of it take the great
blood-purilicr,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablet
known us Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1.
police
See the Connection r
"I wish I hud a job on the
force."
"do to New York City: There'll be
plenty of vacancies (here soon."
"How do you know"
"Gold has been discovered in Ireland."
OinlKKlona ol Illntory,
The American colonials had just enun
chhou rm doctrine mac nil governments
derive their just powers from the consent
of the governed.
"How pwfectly absurd," exclaimed
Kins (.oorge III. "Why, a man can
even govern ins family on tnat princi
Vie !"
Laughing- uproariously, he gave orders
that a few regiments of soldiers be ship'
ped over nt once to crush the incipient re
bellion. Chicago Tribune.
Gl'irr of Ilia Mcknnin,
Tlio public mini In America who has
never been tilled with a ulckniiine
may bo Just ns elllclcut and worthy of
praise as IiIh brclhrcn who are known
us "Itur and "Joe," but he has not
achieved an equal measure of popular-
lty. Nicknames ure oftener Inspired
by affection than by aversion. "The
men of the people," no-called, are In
variably nicknamed. Venerable citizen
Still refer to "Abe" Lincoln, dwelling
with reminiscent affection upon the
abbreviation. Nicknames both good
and bad are as old as history. In the
country the people have a way of ab
breviating the names of the men they
really like and assigning their full
titles to the men who prefer dlgulty to
popularity. Pittsburg Gazette.
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Acts naturally, acts truly as
n .Laxative.
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mi -young and Uld.
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trenume nmcli
name oj the Com-
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A touching Instance of the humor
which never deserts a true Irishman
even In his worst troubles Is recorded.
A soldier was seen In the trenches
holding his hands above the earth
works. Ills captain asked:
"What are you doing that for, Pat?"
He re tiled, with a grin, as he worked
Ms fingers:
"I'm feeling for a furlough, sir."
Just then a rllle hall struck his arm
Just below the wrist. Then a queer ex
pression of pain and humor passed over
his face as he exclaimed:
"And faith It's a discharge." London
Answers.
Mothers will And Mri. WlnsloVs Bnnthlim
syrup the best remedy to usolortlieircli.'ldrTJl
iuriug the toothing period.
In JnatlQoaUon,
Folice Justice This man charges you
with stealing his watch, and the charge
(seeing to he sustained. You were found
with the watch in your possession.
Prisoner Y'r honor, it ain't so; 1
didn't steal it. I met him on the street
and asked him what time it was. He
said it was 4 o'clock. I says, 'I don't
believe that watch is right,' and he says,
'You bet it's right ! It's just 4 o'clock ;
you can take it from me.' Well, y'r
honor, the first chance I got I took it from
bim, and now he's kickiu' about it !"
W. Ij. Poiiulns makrs and dells more
men's S3.IIO nml S.I.r.O nlineg than any
oilier iiinniifiirtnrcr in the worhl.be
rniiHe they liolrt their Klinpe, lit better,
and wear longer thiin any other make.
Shoe at All Prices, for Every Member of the
Family, Man, Boys, Women, Misses 4 Children
W.L.Donnlu$4.00tnd $5.00 OUtEdfn Shoea cannot
bt equalled nt any prlca. W. L. Douglas $2.00 and
S3 00 ihoM an th but is tha world
Fnt Color KyrM I'mi -irrn .(,).
J- I nk.- ,o Mill,. Ill, ,(. W. I.. IJouu'lM
nam and price la 8tanl;. on bottom. SoM
pvcrvvlifio. Mines mailed from factory to any
put of Hi" world. Cataloiril- free.
W. L. IMU.Til.AS. I5S Spark St., Brockton. Mm.
In jour n onih imilnr In nnjr wnv to the love? If
po. no itit'tl in wiMir a wohl'ly, iiniinnhlu pnrtinl pinto
or ill titling, onlitutry l.ritUo worst. The Vr. Wise
sjffU-ni of
-TEETH WITHOUT PLATES"
The tvmilt of "1 rnr.' eiiwripnre. I he new wbjt of
tvflnHntr 1Nth in Iho n'outh- u-e'h in tnct, teeth In
.ieflriiit- l,Nih to chow your fnrwl uon. m you
did aon oor iiRtiirnl on,. Our force ir mi ormn
ized we rnn (In your entire rrown. lrilKe or plate
work in a lny if mi'pwuiry. I'oAitivoly painleHS ez
tractinic. Only hih-cliuM. aoientitip work.
WISE DENTAL CO., INC.
Ir W. A. Wi. Manurr . 21 yfxr in Tortland.
fV.-on't r loor. I nilinit Ituil.Iinc. 1 liirl and Wah
Incton Slr,fi. tirti,- I'oum. h A. M. lo 8 P. M. Snn
daj. 9 to I 1'. M. rainliMM 1 1 r&t'liliK. fv; platen,
S6 up. l'hoiira A and Main 3.
Airy Peralflatre.
Jlrs. Cuppotee How could a woman
ever brinjr herself to marry an aeronaut;
He a so flighty.
Mrs. Waypher Yes, and too often ht
lack" ballast.
Mrs. Marmalayrle Then, too, he looks
down on ordinary people.
Jlrg. Chillicon-Kearney And again ht
moves in the higher circles, and you don't.
Chicago Tribune.
Erery Day la Celebrated an Sunday.
Few people know that other days of
the week- than the first are being ob
served as Sunday by some nation or
other. The Greeks observe Monday ;
the Persians, Tuesday; the Assyrians,
Wednesday; the Ejryptlnns, Thursday;
the Turks, Friday; the Jews, Saturday;
and the Christians. Sunday. Thus a
perpetual Sabbath is being celebrated
ou earth. Success Magazine.
:TC Ht. Vitus' Danoe and ' orvona uiaeaaoa prma
1 1 3 nentlT cared by Dr. i-.ine'a Great Nerve Ko-
toror. Henri for FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatise.
Or. K. U. Kline. Ld., til Arch Bt., Philadelphia, I'a.
another Lesion from Mature.
Younj; gentlemen," lectured the errii-
ent instructor, "you are old enough now
to put away the childish and triv'u,.
a niusements that sufficed for you when
you were younger. Learn a lesson from
the dumb brutes, and even from the rep
tiles. When they arrive at maturity
they comport themselves with a certain
iigiiity."
"It isn't so with the rattlesnake, pro
fessor," objected the youns man with the
bad eye. "The older he grows, the wore
rattles he plays with."
The Inevitable Joke.
"Say, old man," remarked one of his
neighbors, "why have you given your
home n new name? What was the mat
ter with 'The Nutshell'?"
"Why?" responded the man, with
some warmth. "I'ecause I was tired of
being Joked. There isn't n boy for a
mile around who hasn't stopped and
rung the door bell every time he passed
to ask If the colonel was in!" Thlln
del phi a Led?cr.
CASTOR I A
Por Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Demand tor Trained Farmers.
The Inst ten years has een an enor
mous Increase Vi the demand for men
trained In agricultural lines. The num
ber of such men has enormously In
creased, but the demand Is not yet sup
plied.
Many of us can look back twenty
years to the time when untrained men
were at the head of agricultural In
struction In most of our agricultural
colleges. These men had to be employ
eel because they were the best that
could be found.
One man who rose to be the chief
dairy Instructor In a State afterwards
went to a dairy school and took a full
course, showing that he felt that he had
something to learn, even though he
himself had been an instructor.
To-day we are getting the result of
the past twenty years of training In
the agricultural schools and their de
pendencies, the dairy schools. The men
at the head of the departments to-day
are vastly superior In training to the
men that occupied the same positions
twenty years ago. They have not only
learned all that their Instructors knew.
but have dug up other facts and have
assimilated the new facts dug out by
other people In all parts of the world.
Hut where there were few positions
to be filled twenty years ago, there are
hotisands of places to be filled to-day.
There are more schools and all of them
are larger. Moreover, private enter
prises are levying toll on the young
Save (he It oil en Tree.
When the trunks of cherry trees have
started to decay probably the best way
of checking It Is to clean out the dead
wood, paint the wound thoroughly with
whitewash, or, better yet, with Iior
deaux mixture, nnd then cover the
whole wound with grafting wax or
clay, so as to keep the water out. While
this may not result In an entire healing
over of the bad wounds, It will prob
ably stop the decay, and make the trees
last longer than they would If left with
out treatment. Don't be afraid to re
move all the rotten wood, as It adds
nothing to the strength of the tree and
has a tendency to. promote rot In the
new tissues. It Is tjuite likely that this
rot started In the tunnel of a borer and
has gradually spread until it is serious,
I'orrliia C'anteloupea,
The experiment of growing canta
loupes under muslin canopies so that
they may be ready for the market. two
or three weeks before those grown in
the ordinary way has been successfully
i: ade in California. The cantaloupes
were planted In the usual manner, so
far as hilling and spacing were con
cerned, but over each hill there was
stretched a canopy of white muslin
about the size of a man's pocket hand
kerchief. Two arched wires were used.
crossed over the melon hill somewhat
like the center wicket in a croquet
ground. The ends of these wires were
sewed to the corners of the muslin
squares and the wires then thrust firm
ly Into the ground so as to secure the
canopies nnd prevent the wind blowing
them away. These protectors cost
complete about 8 cents each. The mel-
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CURES
oOLD SORES
No old sore can heal until the cause which produces it has been removed.
External applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc., may reduce the inflam
mation and assist in keeping the place clean, but cannot cure the trouble
because they do not reach its source. Old sores exist because the blood is
infected with impurities and poisons which are constantly being discharged
into the place. The nerves, tissues and fibres of the flesh are kept in a state
of irritation and disease by being daily fed with the germ-laden matter
through the circulation, making it impossible for the sore to heal. S. S. S.
cures chronic sores by its purifying action on the blood. It goes down into
the circulation, and removes the poison-producing germs, impurities and
morbid matters which are responsible for the failure of the place to heal.
S. S. S. makes the blood pure, fresh and healthy; then as new, rich blood is
carried to the spot the healing process begins, all discharge ceases, the
inflammation leaves, new tissue begins to form, the place fills in with firm,
healthy flesh, and soon the sore is permanently cured. S. S. S. is purely
vegetable, the safest .and best blood purifier fir young or old. Book on
Sores and Ulcers and any medical advice free to all who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
A Flavoring. It makes a
eyrup better than Maple.
Sold by grocers.
Seeing Oxford.
An Oxford student was showing two
fair cousins through the Christchurch
College.
"That," he explained, "is the picture
gollery; that, the library; and that
tower contains the famous bell, 'Great
Tom of Oxford."'
Stooping quickly, he picked up a
etone and sent It crashing through a
second-story, Ivy-framed window, where
there Immediately appeared a face,
purple with rage.
"And that," added the young man,
lie'pfully, "Is the Dean."
Thus it was that he came to leave
one seat of learning for another. Suc
cess Magazine.
Hampered hj Monopoly.
Archimedes had just proclaimed that if
he had a lever long eno.igli and a fulcrum
on wuicn to rest it be could move the
world.
"Hut what's the use of thinking about
A AVIile ItanRP.
When the surgeon who happened to
j be spending a night at ISushby Inn had
j set the broken leg ef the weather-beaten
stranger who was the chief victim of
an automobile accident, the patient
looked up at him anxiously. "See here,
doe," he said, in a husky voice, "I
haven't got much of any money; would
you take out your fee In trade?"
"Yes, I guess so," said the surgeon,
cheerfully. "What Is your trade?"
"Well, I've got a number of things
I can do soon as I'm on my feet again,''
said the patient. "I can hang window
blinds, or I can put on lightning-rods,
or I can play the cornet; and I do 'em
all first-rate, if I'm the one to say it,
doc."
A Chance to Work It Off.
Political Spellbinder You know I put
in two or three days preparing a speech
I was 'expected to deliver at the conven
tion. Well, there were so many fellows
t, ne sain, so long es ttie 1, g fetick is ; n,,pn,i nt m ,, (1i,in t aron,l
n the keeping of T. Roosevelt?" t mo -n iVo ini , hr .n,h
Hereupon lie spoke a short and ugly ' : ...,, ii,.!..'
word. Chicago Tribune.
Cattle of different ages must be provided for In constructing a row of
stalls. Even when all are mature animals, the larger ones will require a few
inches more standing room than the shorter ones. The stall at one end can
be made six inches longer than the stall at the other end. A slope of one
inch from manger to gutter Is necessary for drainage. The Illustration shows
the dimensions of the several parts. A, manger; B, platform; C. adjustable
piece; D, where cow's bind feet rest; K, gutter.
trained men going out of the agricul
tural schools and experiment stations.
Another twenty years will possibly
show as great an advance as have the
past twenty. Agricultural Epltomlst.
New Form ol Drag.
The Illustration shows a drag made
with four old wagon tire Irons, the two
front ones being heavier than the rear
ones. If the ground is very lumpy
ons responded to the genial warmth
thus engendered and the protection
from the winds and frost.
Experienced llio SeiiNatinii.
"Have you been away on any vacation
tli is summer?"
"No; I expected to go, and sent my
suitcases on ahead, but something turned
p at the last moment that prevented the
rip. 1 got all tlie e"ect ot a vacation,
though. The suitcases came hack last
week with $7.7.1 storage and express
charges on them."
Ilis Wife You have? Then I wish
' you would go out to the kitchen and
i thunder it at the cook. I've tried to dis-
cliarge Her ami sue wont go. Cnicago
Tribune.
The Profensor,
"Uncertainty." moralized the doctor, "is
the poison that lurks in everything in this
life."
"Certainly," said the professor; "life
itself is one-half 'if.' "
fVk WE
ii BUY
spot cash. 10 to ti0 more money for yon to ehfn Rnw Furs antl Hirips to nathan to
at home. rite for Price List. Market la-port, rjliit.i.iny Tubs, nnd al out our
NUNTERS'&TRAPPERS'GUIDE.?,
4 0 pa;s. liihr hniind. Best thin on th subject ever written Illiulratinj a. I Fur Animal, All
about Traptien' SecreU, Decora. Traps. Gme Lawa. How and where to Iran, and to become a uc
cessful 1 rapper. It'a a regular Encvc'.oped ia. Price. $2. Toour cutincr. 1 5V Hidei tanned into
beautiful Rones. Our Magnetic Bail and Decor attract! animals to trapa 'I 00 r-r bottle. Ship roar
Hides and Fiira torn and getbifhest Dricea. Audench ltru., Ucpt. 121 MloneatvaUs,MliiJb
Demanding Fuller Information.
Nan Yes, Tom calls occasionally.
Queer fellow, isn't he? Doesn't seem to
know what to do with his hands. Sits
with them clasped the whole evening.
Fan (raising her eyebrows) Sits with
his hands clasped, eh? Together? Chi
cago Tribune.
better work can be done by wiring a
log on the front tires. The drag is In
expensive and will be found useful un
der certain conditions.
Protect the Illrils.
A French naturalist asserts that li
the world were to become birdless man
could not inhabit it nfter nine years'
time, in spite of all the sprays and poi
sotis that could be manufactured for
the destruction of insects. The bugs
and slugs wouid simply eat up our or
chards and crops. Indeed, the more
we study the various adjustments and
arrangements by which the business of
the natural world about us is carried
on, the better disposed we should be
to distrust our ability to Improve upon
the present executive management of
this great terrestrial planet. P.oston
Evening Transcript.
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Too Mnoh Opposition.
Timniie, does your mother still object
to my coming to see 3-011?"
"Yes, ilenr; she does."
"Good ! So does mine. She shts thai
if I marry you she'll cut me off with a
shilling."
"O, but that's altogether different! Per
haps. Jack in view of everything anil
because and we're both so voung well.
don t you see?" Chicago Tribune.
P N U
No. 43-03
IVMIKN writing: to swlTertlaera please
t T m
inrnilnn this paper.
i'vri Throat and Lun?s
ji iut the protection against cold
aWrl ,na aoraje that It obtained tram
iwi ure. ii you nave cougn
or cold, alight or amoua, begin tak
ing Piao't Cure today and continue
until you are well. Cure the cough
while it ia fresh, when few dose
J l. 1 1 11 .1 .
IVJ will nerd, f amous for half eeen-
ury. rieaaani 10 taste, r ree tiom
opiates and harmful ingredients.
At all druagiaU', 25 eta.
J
V.iiK Eating Foirls.
Egg eating Is due to one or two
causes either lack or shell-forming
material or a bad habit acquired by
close confinement and bad example. If
the fowls are receiving too little they
consume the eggs In order to satisfy
their craving. In one hundred eggs
of ordinary aize there are about twenty-two
ounces of lime, and all this must
he taken Into the system in one form
or another. HroUen oyster shells are,
perhaps, the best and
forming material. If due to a bail
habit. It Is rather more dillicult to over
come. If the culprit can be discovered,
nnd It Is not a valuable bird. It Is bet
ter to kill It at once, ns the habit Is one
that quickly spreads to the other fowls.
A good old way of curing this vl-e
Is by blowing an ordinary egg and re
filling with a mixture of cayenne pop
per and mustard. This should be left
In a prominent place, nd If the fowls
peck at It they will not. In all proba
bility, repeat the experiment. Too few
nest boxes sometimes cause the eggs
to be laid on the floor and In the run.
which Is putting unnecessary tempta
tion In the way. 6. S. C, In the Amer
ican Cultivator.
RrstitiK the Land.
Where an area of land has been very
severely overgrazed in the past it will
be absolutely necessary that it be very
carefully pastured for the first two or
three years. The native grasses and
forage plants must have a chance to
regain their former vigor and go to
seed. A very large number of stock
men advocate resting the land- that is.
keeping all stock off a period of three
or four years. That this remedy will
bring about the desired results has
been definitely proved in numerous In
stances. J. S. Cotton.
BUSINESS COLLEGE
lOlilLAN.). l.UKCOS
BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED WHY?
They are Trained for business in a business-like way.
Why not enroll in a reputable school that places ail of its (rraduatC3?
I.M. WALKER. Tres.
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O. A. POSSERMAN. Sec
To Kill Cut Worms.
In India the formula used by the
government for poisoning cutworms is
4 pounds of white arsenic and S jiounds
of sugar, In 0 gallons of water, used to
moisten 80 pounds of fine-chopped
straw. Small quantities are dropped
nt the bases of plants.
f'm ol the (Iranitt,
There are now jiv
cheapest shell- r.,njrog , MaPt mvUW'
of between Ri,.(Xio nnd .".(HK. Ten new
grange halls were dedicated during ihe
past year, making eighty-nine halls
owned by granges In the State. The
total cash receipts of the secretary ,
office were $11,274.
There were l,'2v persons In attend
ance at the Ohio State (.range meeting j
at Kenton. Twenty-two new granges j
had boon organized and there have j
been large accessions during the year
to granges already organized. The
treasurer showed total resources of
?a'?.7SS. JThe committee In charge of
the trade arrangement reported that
sixty-four tons of binder twine had
leeii purchased, worth $12,000. and
fertilizer to the amount of $21,000.
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THE CORRECT SHOE FOR STYLE.
EASE AND GOOD WEAR
You could never hope to buy a more stylish or serviceable
shoe than the 'Lcadinir Lady." It is riuht un-to-il.it in ir.ru.
ance and fits the foot nerfectlv from th v-v :rt r.;.i .,.
w..: .i:t .. . -
utjuiK bij u!it uuu comiortapie, tne
wears mucn longer than most tdiocs. It Is so well
made that it lasts tw ice as long as the avcrago shoe,
and will retain its shape to the end.
H7iv buy inferior shoes when, with the same
moncj:-ou can get the "Leading Ladyt" Your
ucaicr win supply you; ir not, write to US.
. s 3 t- .
r
Look for the Mayer Trade Mark on the sole. L 't?'A
FRFE-lt you will send ut ttic name of a dcal-r who d.te f'-t.'t'jA
nor naiidle Leading Lady Shoos, wo w ill send you iroo. post- & 7-- .HT'isS. inj
paid, a beautiful rn iure of Martha W.hinartrtn 1 . V, ?V'V: :iJ
W also ike llonorbtU Shoes. Martha VVashinston Com- JU--
School .Shoos,
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