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Advice.
"Never marry a man to reform him.
my dwir," counseled Aunt Ilephzilmh. "H
you do reform him he'll hate you for it,
and If you don't you'll always be pitying
yourself for having married a man wli
wasn't good enough for you."
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stimulating a healthful activity. Its
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food, promoting a wholesome, natural
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directly traceable to those unwholesome
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If it fails to satisfy we authorize all
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The Song
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There are four verses. Verse
1. Ayer's Hair Vigor makes
the hair grow. Verse 2. Ayer's
Hair Vigor stops falling hair.
Verse 3. Ayer's Hair Vigor
cures dandruff. Verse 4.
Ayer's Hair Vigor always re
stores color to gray hair. The
chorus is sung by trillions.
" Before ulnn Ayer's Ilalr Vigor I had very
thin and very poor hair, lint I continued to
use the Vigor until my hair greiitly improved
in every way. I liava used It off nnd on for
the pant ten year." MKS. M. Dkummond,
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l'leasa Mention This Paper.
Apportioning the Ycnr.
Now strolls the youth beside the sea.
No longer grimly thrifty,
For just two weeks' vacation he
Must nave up coin for fifty.
Washington Star.
Mothers will find Mrs. TVinslow'g Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use tor their childrin
flaring the teething period.
Revernal of Form.
"Scranley, have you abandoned the lec
ture platform for good?"
"I have, Horrocks. I married a gifted
and eloquent woman and I'm the audi
ence now."
Shake Into Your Shoes
Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures
painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all DruKgiats and fahoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y.
Gen. Corliln Likes Old Clothe.
Ever see Gen. Corbin's old shoos? He
had them made four years ago when he
went to the Philippines, and he's wearing
'era yet. They're great. The general de
tests a new pair of nhoes or a new suit
of clothes. A young fellow came along to
his place near Washington recently and
said :
"Sir, I don't want to ask for money,
but I would be grateful if you would give
me an old suit of clothes."
"Not by a good sight," said the general,
"but there is a new suit inside you can
have." New York Sun.
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as thev cannot
rear li the seat of the disease. Catarrh Is a blond
or constitutional di-ease, and in order 'o cute
it you must take internal remedies. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts di
rectly upon the blood and murous surfaces.
Hall s Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
It wat prescribed by one oftl e best physic. ans
in this eountay for years and is a regular pre
emption. It is composed of the best tonics
know i, combined with the best blond purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The
perfect combination of the two ingredients is
what ; produces such wonderful results incur
in Catarrh ?nd for testimonials free.
r . J. CHENEY it CO., I'rops., Toledo, O.
Pold by I'ruiririxts price 7V.
Take Hall's Family Pills lor constipation.
The Lnnd ol the Free.
"There's eight nations represinted In
this ward of ours," said Mr. Ilallornn
to his wife on his return from a politi
cal meeting. He began to count them
off on his fingers.
"There's Irish, Frinch, Eyetalinns,
Poles, Germans, Koossians, Greeks
an' "
Mr. Halloran stopped, and began
fir:iin :
"There's Irish. Frinch, Eyetallans,
Poles. Germans, Rooslans, Greeks au
ain't It queer I disreinimher the other
wan? There's Irish, Frinch
"Maybe 'twas Americans," suggested
Mrs. Halloran.
"Sure, that's it." said her husband.
1 "I couldn't think."
Tr-w r- v " w - Am
Old Favorites S
Casablanca.
The boy stood on the burning deck,
UHimicfi all but blm had nea ; .
The flame that lit the battle's wreck
Shone round him o'er the dead.
Yet beautiful and bright he stood,
A born to rule the storm ;
A creature of heroic blood
A proud though childlike form.
The flames rolled on ; he would not go
Without his father's word ;
That fatJier, faint, In death below,
Ilis voice no longer heard.
He called aloud, "Say, father, say,
"If I may yet be gone!"
He knew not that the chieftain lay
Unconscious of his son.
"Speak, father !" once again he cried,
"I f I mav vet be gone .
And but the booming rfiots replied,
And fast the flames rolled on.
Upon his brow he felt their breath,
And in hia waving hair.
And locked from that lone post of death
In still, yet brave despair;
And shouted but once more aloud,
"fi fVitlmr! mnsrt I Rtav?
While o'er him fast through sail and
shroud
The wreathing fires made way.
They wrapt the ship in splendor wild,
Thev cauirht the flag on high ;
And streamed above the gallant child
Like banners in the sky.
There came a burst of thunder sound J
The boy. Oh, where was he?
Ask of the winds that far around
With fragments strewed tne sea.
With shroud and mast and pennon fair,
That well had borne their part
But the noblest thing that perished there
Was that young, faithful heart.
Felicia Hemans.
Seven Time Fonr.
Heigh-ho! daisies and buttercups.
Fair yellow daffodils, stately and tall 1
When the wind wakes how they rock in
the grasses,
And dance with the cuckoo-bird slender
nnd small !
Here's two bonny boys, and here's moth
er's own lasses.
Eager to gather them all.
Heigh-ho! daisies and buttercups!
Mother shall thread them a daisy cnam ;
Sing them a song of the pretty hedge-
sparrow,
That loved her brown little ones, loved
them full fain ;
Sing, "Heart, thou art wide, though the
house be but narrow
Sing once, and sing it again.
Heigh-ho ! daisies and buttercups,
Sweet wagging cowslips, tihey bend and
thev bow :
A ship sails afar over warm ocean waters.
And haply one musing doth stand at
her Drow.
O, bonny brown sons, and O, sweet little
daughters,
Maybe he thinks on you now !
Heigh-ho ! daisies and buttercups.
Fair vellow daffodils, stately and tall
A sunshiny world full of laughter and
leisure,
And fresh hearts unconscious of sorrow
and thrall !
Send down on their pleasure smiles pass
ing its measure,
God that is over us all I
Jean Ingelow.
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STAGE MASCOTS AND JONAHS.
ALASKA WHEAT,
Actrena Chntu of the Superstition
and Fanrten ol Her Guild.
"There are jH-ople who will tell you
that superstitlun is dead nnd that in
theso muter-of-fact days there is neither
room nor time to pay heed to the
strange fancies and beliefs so commonly
held many years ngo," says Grace
George.
"To a certain extent, perhaps, this is
true, though I am Inclined to think,
all the same, that as far as actresses
and actors are concerned superstition
Is still very' much alive and is thriv
ing uncommonly well, too. Indeed, 'first
night' superstitions on the stage :u-e
plentiful. The strangest one came un
der my notice last year in a certain
play In which I was starring. A few
minutes before the 'call' I happened to
be standing in the wings, when I ts
pled the lending man engaged in tear
ing small pieces off a corner of the
scenery, wearing the while an air is
if to say, 'I am doing a good day's
work.'
" 'That is rather an expensive sort of
amusement to the management, isn't
It?' I said, as I saw scenery which had
taken weeks to paint being mutilated.
"'ExjHnslve to the management? No,
I'm doing them a real good turn,' re
plied the nctor. 'for there is no more In
fallible way in the world of making a
piece an out-and-out success than by
touching up the scenery in this way
believe me, I know.' Whether this mu
tilating process had anything to do
with it, I would not like to sny, but
the piece was a big success." Denver
Republican.
Look in if for Work.
"Why don't you go to work, instead
of begging and boozing?"
"I will, boss, as soon as there's an
openln' In my trade. An I ain't got
long to wait now. nuther."
"What is your trade?"
"I'm a trackwalker for aeroplane
lines."
Jilted.
She jilted him but be could not
Forget her ; no poor man ;
The gifts he'd made her he had bought
On the Installment plan.
Boston Transcript.
daho Experiment Station Man Writet
Concerning It.
By R- E- Hyslop. Aitronomint, Univer"ity of Idaho
Alf r.cultural Experiment Station, Moscow.
On account of the numerous in
quiries coming into our station, wc
find it necessary to issue this press
bulletin concerning the so-called
"Alaska" wheat.
This wheat, when given ample field
space or conditions favorable to the
individual plant, has a branching head
borne on a rather tough straw at a
height of between four and five feet.
The mesh bears two and three ker
nels. When grown under close field
conditions the head tends to be much
smaller, branches less, and the mesh
bears from one to two kernels, very
seldom three. If heads grown under
these conditions alone were examined
the impression would be obtained that
this wheat never bears but two ker
nels to the mesh, a mistake which
some writers appear to have made.
The beards, while not numerous,
are dark in color and considerably
stronger than w find on our common
wheats, but not so long or stiff as
those found on the durums or maca
roni wheats. The normal kernel i?
light in color, short and plump, with
an unusually open groove, which al
lows the kernel to be easily broken
in threshing. A cross-section shows
the interior to be white and powdery,
with comparatively little horny starch.
The shrunken kernels naturally are
harder.
Taking everything into considera
tion, I am led to conclude that this
is the Egyptian or Miracle wheat, a
Poulard, and that it belongs to that
variety of the Egyptian known as
Eldorado, which is very closely re
lated to the seven-headed variety.
The Poulards are peculiarly adapted
to dry regions, but never have been
grown to any extent in America
Their yields have never proved to be
of such a nature as to warrant their
extensive growth, even for stock food.
And the inferiority of the flour pro
duced from them has prevented their
use to any extent for the production
of bread.
The high yields claimed for ths
wheat in this section of the country,
in some cases 277 bushels per acre,
are fabulous. One of the promoters
states that from one. head of the
wheat he obtained seven pounds;
from these seven pounds he produced
1545 pounds, or a yield in round num
bers r,f 2'2n fold. It is from these
figures that the yields noted in the
various papers, and in the circular of
the Adams-Hobe Seed Grain com-
f liiliaetta. Idaho, are com
puted. To show the ridiculousness of
computing yields in this way. we de
termined in a couple of cases, the
number of grains produced from one
seed of Little Club grown under fa
vorable conditions in our breeding
plat. One plant produced 1176; the
other 1800 kernels. Now, reasoning
as this seed company has done, if we
should plant one bushel of this Little
Club to the acre, wc would obtain
1176 or 1S00 bushels. This would be
a rather high yield, even for Idaho.
This year the company had 700
acres in "the wheat grown on different
farms in this locality. A thirty-acre
tract near Moscow, which was
threshed in the middle of August,
went about thirty-two bushels per
acre. Mr. Adams stated at that time
that his best yields had been thirty
five bushels. He supplemented this
remark, however, with the statement
that his stands were poor in every
case. But considering the large acre
age, the fact that several different
farmers grew the crop, and the effect
of a close stand, noted above, we must
take this as an indication, at least, ot
the yielding power of the wheat. This,
however, would not be considered an
extra large yield for this country.
The analysis of the wheat upon
which the company appears to base
its hopes amounts to practically noth
ing in determining the bread-making
nti'-ilitv of the flour. It is true, that
bhiestem wheat, which analyzes higher
in protein than Little Club, makes a
better quality of flour, but it is also
true that macaroni wheat, which an
alyzes higher in protein than Blue
stem, makes a lower class of flour,
and consequently is discriminated
against by the miller. The low-grade
flours turned out from our mills usu
ally show a higher protein content
than the patent. Corn has consider
able protein, but the chemist seems
unable to find any gluten (that all es
sential part of a good flour). Even
if the chemist had found a high gluten
content in "Alaska" wheat, we would
still not be justified in concluding
that the wheat would make a good
quality of flour. The proof of the
wheat is in the bread it will make,
promised to have a milling test madt
Upon our request the company has
soon. Until this test is made, how
ever, we must assume that the wheat
will make no better flour under the
name of "Alaska" than it did when
known as "Wheat of Miracle."
In spite of all the beautiful stories
which have been written concerning
the origin of this wheat, regardless of
the many wonderful things which
have been imagined about its quality,
and taking into consideration the im
pression as to yield, which has so
skillfully been thrown broadcast
throughout the American continent by
this seed company, who advertise their
wheat for sale at $'-'o per bu-hcl. we
have yet to find any point of merit
in it which would warrant the public
paying more for "Alaka" wheat thai:
the prevailing mapket price of oui
common varieties.
Southern Itoaten Hucnit.
One quart sifted Hour, one-half coffee
cup of lard, one-half pint milk, one
level tea spoonful salt. Rub flour, salt
and lard together until smooth, th.-n
add milk. Boat twenty minutes, or un
til the dough blisters and pops when
pulled apart. Roll out about a uua:ter
of an inch thick, cut with small bis
cuit cutter and prick each with a fork.
Bake twenty minutes in rather hot
oven.. This quantity makes about
thirty biscuits.
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There are certain mineral medicines which will remove the external
symptoms of Contagious Blood Poison, and shut the disease up in the
system for awhile, but when the treatment is left off the disease will surely
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because the disease has made rapid progress on the internal members, and
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Items of Interest.
Chattel mortgages.
Bonds.
Promissory notes.
Pawnshops.
Loans. Toledo Blade.
Seeking n Fitting Environment.
Mrs. Raynor Your brother Algy is
going to spend the rest of the summer in
a logging camp, is he? What is his idea
in doing that?
Mrs. Shrne The poor boy has taken
a notion that he wants to wear a French
beard, and he's going there to try to raise
the necessary foundation for it.
CITC 8t- Vltun" Dunce and orvoiw Vieaae perma
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Tt Faulty Construction.
"I is away up in front," Mrs. Lap
sling was saying, "and yet I couldn't
hear half the actors said. I tell you
there's something wrong with the agnostic
properties of that theater." Chicago
Tribune.
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C opper, $1. 'Cvanil9 tws. Mailing envelope and
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firework solicited. litlerencel Carbonate
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