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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (July 2, 1908)
The Hcppner Gazette Erinbthfc! March SO, ltWS. MSUCD THURSDAY MORNING. Fred Warnoclc Jtetere at ttte Poitoffioe at Heppner Oregon, a econd-clasi matter. !3toUBSDAY July 2, 1908 PLAYS AND PLAYERS. And (he uext thing U the Fourth aJ July. To get od (he water wagon now like falling off a log. Some people say tba4. the man a cool cellar is lucky. Ara you going to lone on the Toarth. Oar sister city will have 3 big time. T. Jj. Harnett, the chief stock bolder in the Pears' soap concern, which has within the . past few jeara epeut $15,000,000 in adver- tieiog, expresses his conviction that gTiotet's ink is the best kind of aosMnerci&t investment, in the following language: "I canuot un derstand how the question cu be debated. Why, the fact that ad Terting pays is as clearly demon strated every day as the sea rises. 3efeet the proper medium, adver tise intelligently, and your fortune la made. You must have new ideas for tha changes of fashion. spent $030,000 in advertising in one year audit paid well. Good gsodjj, good advertising and plenty ;3t 13 my advice to ambit ioiu com eicial men." "Tom. Dick and Harry," with a trio of funmakers, Blckel, Watson and Wrothe, arc pleasing big bouses ou the road. Henry C. Mortimer has been engaged to orlgluate a role in "The Lucky Miss Deau" at the Madison Square theater, New York. Henry W. Savage has sold the South African rights of "The Triuce of Pll- en" and "King Dodo" to James Nel sou of Johannesburg. Joseph Coyne appears as an Indian squaw In a burlesque of "The Squaw Man," which is one of the features of Coming Thro the Rye." Chauneoy Oleott has resumed bis tour in "Edmund Burke." During the next three months be will fill engage wonts In the principal southern cities. Joseph Cawthorn will begin rehears a Is of a new play, "Apartments to Lot," by John J. McNally, on Jan. 29. Mr. Cawthorn will appear as a jan itor. John E. Henshaw, Agnes Cain Brown nd other members of "The Sho Gun" tompauy were entertained at dinner lu Duluth recently by the Japanese consul. The chief sensations that run through "When the World Sleeps" embrace the burning mills, the escape from the county jail, the chase of the fugitive, the midnight murder anil the swln for Hfe. X E. Plain of Albany lias lived there jCRlhiaolr or CO years TFoodburn autsa new countv, and asggefrts Mattlii?u as its name Phoenix has been visited lately by a and a panther ; nobodv killed .Albany is crowing be can e it lias 2G automobiles, one more than Enjjene Cottage Gioye is p aniny; to 1 y a tax k pay oi'f its .IeLt ; not want the sa lons ha-.-k A well of artesian water baa been jtrwk mar North Powder, an '.1 people jp 11. are a-a i;re :tl y via ed the r. at A 320,i;JO business building, a Su'.UUO Lotel, a 2a,0:jO colie9 bnilJing, and a !:, C0 etiool building for the dis-tricr, are antonsr the improvements aeon to be "Sid i la Hilton. Alsaay Democrat: 1 he papers Dycg'as-and Yamhill counties tliimto Lavet'-w best counties in the state, but .U.zn Ll.xi. tiller. Kea'ly this is a Cf.t Ll.ey a.:.i all jarts can't be Tia Grande is better situa'ed f r the aeoosiniidiiion of laige gathe; inus of p9'e than any r ther locality in the isiwior cf ti.e north. west, fn 9 thg Star. IZitM is becias of Ibe c jastnution . of tH Mormon tabernacle Laoe county comprises teriitory 50 by 150 miles ia ex'ent, has 34 OOO.0C0 WX) feet of standing timber, the finest water powers in the state, and room for DD.OQCO pn i ation says the K'gister A 2ert nis! er w bo died at Albany, Tae2a;-, was the ol est mail carrier :u-ri L'n'-ifcd S'utes says the Herald. Hi- raduiied Irom Brown university iu "f s5, aud was a classmate with .Secre tes of Hute Oiney and Iiav With jti.':citivn that the s un may be doubl-d before the year ends, nearly FACTS FROM FRANCE. Ia Taris the average price of pure milk is 33.S ceuts a gallon. The average number of residents to the acre in Paris is no less than 128. There are nearly TOO.iKX) apartments tr lixlsins in the French metropolis which rent for less than $100 a year. About 17.000 briug $S00 or more. AH the theatrical and amusement an nouncements of Paris are posted ou pillar billboards that are placed at In tervals along the boulevards. It Is agninst the law to disfigure walls with posters. All Paris is reading and discussing the memoirs of the Philadelphia den tist. Dr. Evans, the friend of Napoleon III., which have just been published and which contain a most excellent de scription of the last days of the second empire. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Condon Times: There's no use wor rying about ctop prospects, and that the town has gone dry. Thing ands conditions will eventually adjust them elves and promote the growth and prosperity of the home town. Cheer up and look pleasant! Stand up and yell for Condon. Paid 11.40 psr cent. Divins You may invest from 8100 to 500C or more with us in Portland Business Blocks and receive the income from rents, sales and other profits each six months. It paid ethers 11 :40 per cent, per annum. It will pay yon. No care. No taxes. Robt. D. loman, President. Geo. E. Chaml erlain, 1st vice pres. T. D. Honey man, 2d vice pres. N. C. BaDtield, 3d vice pres. Dr. Andrew C. Smith, Treas. N. W. Rountree, Secy. II R. Reynolds, Superintendent. For particulars write C. E. McOlure 804 1-2 Dekura Bldg , Portland, Oregon. Weekly Oregonlan Heppner Gasett. Heppner Lodge No. 353, B. P. O. Elks. Reg ular meeting nights second aud fourth Thurs days of each month. Harry Johnsoti, IS. R Thos. Bi-ennan, Sec, Bean are more nu nerom In the mouotains than for some years past says the Klamath Herald. There are no less than three or four mills and factories of different kinds that are contemplating locating in Ban don, says the Recorder, and'at least?one or two of thm are practically assured forhis place. Bandan is liable todou bie in population within the next two or three years. Men employed in road work, and straw berry pickers in northern Benton coun ty were driven from there Monday in haste by a shower of bullets which whizzed uncomfortably close to their heads and ploughed the earth all around them, fired by sportsmen on the Willamette river, and a resident says people are frequently annoyed in this way. For Trade. I have a good 20x52 foot store build ing, nicely located in Heppner. Good stable 14x20, all on lot 28x133. What have you to exchange for it? Call on or address Wm. PLEI9S, Aug2 Heppner, Oregon. Criticism, like charity, should begin at home. Apologies are like tears. They should be suppressed. Don't sit down too long to rest if j-ou have any desire to reach the top. No man likes it when callers tell his wife that she is working too hard. Don't tell your troubles. The exer cise they get iu the telling makes them grow. A woman can make an enemy of an other woman any day by looking sym- i pathetically at the other woman's hus-j band. i The trouble with tho boomerang you' send out nspiinst an enemy i.i that It will fly back and hit you at a time when you are most defenseless to meet It. Atchison Globe. IMPERTINENT PERSONALS. Hetty (Jreon and Mark Twain have in i each celebrated a seventieth birthday. Mark has a lot of friends and Hetty has a lot of money. Puck. Secretary Loeb is now the father of a son, in accordance with his usual cus tom of doing all he can to promote the president's policies. Kansas City Jour nal. John P. Holland, the inventor, says that men will fly within a year. But It is recalled that in 1000 Mr. Tesla was going to be talking to Mars wlthiu twelve mouths. Kansas City Times. The new British cabinet contains tin following writers: John Morley, James Bryee, Augustine Birrell and Winston Churchill. Hall Calne and Marie Co- relli must feel terribly slighted. Balti more Sun. MODES OF THE MOMENT. Matelasse makes the handsomest and costliest of all of the new lounging robes. Very short coatrj reaching just to the hips two scon in some of the newest tailor mades. The empire coat is the thing this win tor, and s jnie very graceful models have bi'cn exhibited. Long bla'-k plover-, o;; enough to wrinkle up on the arm, are being worn ,O"0 being pjctit bv private Jown- ' with ail twris of gowns. reinlWiiding residences m Corvallie, fVl4li ,!f aro ' fully two Ini-hes deep mid are decorat- that liiirn Laving either been spent or t,i with tiny linen covered buttons, eentracle I to be spent on structure s ' Buttons are us-d in evory conceivable I, . t, ,. , ! way. Tiny lace or pearl ones trim the cojaj-i-i e:iif;e January 1, now in , ,, ' j Fheorost of blouses, and big ones, ol.-tbo- OSOteJ of JOUSti UC'.ion, eavs the Times, i rate or nlain. trim crmfs nrirt Kiiit-i nnil properly litted at P. O. tf. Highest cash pric9 paid for bides jaeits and f irs. Phi II Cchn. dresses. Poi.kV AZ!:i7r.r.R A business 1)1' zetoy c each city, town and vi lage in Ortn'.r. I W bin'ton, giving a de-tnip'-ive -;;-'.::! cf ea' li olace, tcg-tber "Mth ih 7i-at:-.'ii and shipping facili Ifea an J a classified directory of each hotlnm an i profession. R. L, Polk & Co., Ia:., Seattle. Thm etorial rt of th Weekly Ora- trtre a broad treatortnt la a wid Sc!n!fl- rroirrfsm, riuiiily. the scientist, was worried. "I've discovered today a wonderful fact," he said. "Well, you ought to be glad." "Yes; but, you see, it knocks out the wonderful fact that I discovered yes-terdaj-." Philadelphia Ledger. Westerberg's Pure Ice Cream Is a strictly Morrow County product made of 21 per cent cream, Iinbcock test, which means 21 pounds butter fat per 1.00 pounds cream guaran teed to be strict Iv first class and free from adul- a. teration. During the season of 1007. according to a con servative estimate, there were paid $7000.00 to Portland ice cream manufacturers and the ex press company, for ice eren in. by Morrow County dealers. This money you will see was sent out of the county and never returned. I believe in boost in"" Morrow Countv. Distribute the nionevnniomr our tanners. Morrow County first, last and ill the time. Myplnnt'is of sufficient capacity to supply the entire county with the frozen product and I solicit agents in every town. Write or call for wholesale rices. Retail Prices. We are After Your Business. Plain ice cream, tiny flavor, per allon . . .ftl.oO Fruit ice cream, per gallon . . . . 2.00 Nut ice cream, per gallon .... 2.00 Fancy ice cream 2.00 Ice cream in bricks, any one flavor, per quart ."0c Icecream in bricks, any two flavors, per qt. (K)e Ice cream in bricks, any three flavors, per qt. 00c Orders Promptly Filled. JEC. E. WESTERBERG Heppner, Oregon o: M i!'!- I . 1 1: ! 1 l Orrrhrard at Ihe Club. Gunner They say Plusher sits at the poker table like a bisque utatue. Guyer More like a plaster of parts statue. Gunner How so? Guyer Always cheap and easily broke. Detroit Tribune. The buyer who seeks experi ence may seek it anywhere; But the buyer who heeds ex perience buys the Remington. Typewriter Company I ! '!! i : i i ' Ij 'i III! !l ' ' I ;' ill I It's Easy to Reach North Beach Take Steamer Potter from Portland Passengers are now transferred to the railroad at M KG LK It fourteen miles up the Columbia River from Ilwftco. This eliminates the necessity of steamers waiting for the tide, and insures a prompt and regular Summer Schedule. The Steamer T. J. POTTER leaves Port land every morning except Saturday and Sun day at 8:30 o'clock Saturday only at 2 o'clock p. m. Remember the Summer rate on the Q. 3HL. S& 1ST. is 11.80 from Heppner, Oregon, to all North Beach Points and return; good until September 30. North Beacb is a famous, bea itilul place the most perfect beach on ths whole North Coast. There are accommodations galore at prices to suit all tastes; camping facilities without equal perfeot bathing conditions; all sorts of amuse ments and diversions. Come, have a good rest and a jolly good tine. Let us send you our new summer book, and tell you all about NORTH BEACH. J. B. HUDDELSTON, Local Agt. IWm. McMURRAY. Gen. Agt. Heppner, Oregon. Portland, Oregon. Big Sale on shirt On Waists and Lawns, what a tumblm"- waist prices. All our beautiful summer Lawn ami Silk W.aists from 2.00 to $5.r0 it off. $2 00 Waists for $150 1.65 1.85 225 260 3.00 u 44 3 35 44 3.75 44 4 15 at !,olT. Calicos 1(5 2.25 44 44 44 2 50 44 44 44 3.00 44 44 3 5 0 4 4 4 4 44 4.00 44 44 4 4 50 " " 5.00 44 5.50 44 Summer Lawns and Dimitie yards for 1.00 Thomson 4 it Bros. Dealers in General Heppner, Merchandise Oregon GILLIAM & BISBEE HARDWARE Tools, Machinery, Fencing, in fact, anything in our line. Conic and get prices. GILLIAM & BISBEE 1 PLflCE HOTEl HEPPrMER, OREGON Leading Eastern Oregon Hotv. MODERN CONVENIENCES ELECTRIC LIGHTED . . . Onder: Ne; Management. Thoronghly RenovafdiJind Refiitted. Beat Menli in the City. M1DD0CK. 4 CO. Propi. of aI2ia,