The Hcppner Gazette
Erinbthfc! March SO, ltWS.
MSUCD THURSDAY MORNING.
Fred Warnoclc
Jtetere at ttte Poitoffioe at Heppner Oregon, a
econd-clasi matter.
!3toUBSDAY July 2, 1908
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.
And (he uext thing U the Fourth
aJ July.
To get od (he water wagon now
like falling off a log.
Some people say tba4. the man
a cool cellar is lucky.
Ara you going to lone on the
Toarth. Oar sister city will have
3 big time.
T. Jj. Harnett, the chief stock
bolder in the Pears' soap concern,
which has within the . past few
jeara epeut $15,000,000 in adver-
tieiog, expresses his conviction that
gTiotet's ink is the best kind of
aosMnerci&t investment, in the
following language: "I canuot un
derstand how the question cu be
debated. Why, the fact that ad
Terting pays is as clearly demon
strated every day as the sea rises.
3efeet the proper medium, adver
tise intelligently, and your fortune
la made. You must have new
ideas for tha changes of fashion.
spent $030,000 in advertising in
one year audit paid well. Good
gsodjj, good advertising and plenty
;3t 13 my advice to ambit ioiu com
eicial men."
"Tom. Dick and Harry," with a trio
of funmakers, Blckel, Watson and
Wrothe, arc pleasing big bouses ou the
road.
Henry C. Mortimer has been engaged
to orlgluate a role in "The Lucky Miss
Deau" at the Madison Square theater,
New York.
Henry W. Savage has sold the South
African rights of "The Triuce of Pll-
en" and "King Dodo" to James Nel
sou of Johannesburg.
Joseph Coyne appears as an Indian
squaw In a burlesque of "The Squaw
Man," which is one of the features of
Coming Thro the Rye."
Chauneoy Oleott has resumed bis
tour in "Edmund Burke." During the
next three months be will fill engage
wonts In the principal southern cities.
Joseph Cawthorn will begin rehears
a Is of a new play, "Apartments to
Lot," by John J. McNally, on Jan. 29.
Mr. Cawthorn will appear as a jan
itor. John E. Henshaw, Agnes Cain Brown
nd other members of "The Sho Gun"
tompauy were entertained at dinner
lu Duluth recently by the Japanese
consul.
The chief sensations that run through
"When the World Sleeps" embrace the
burning mills, the escape from the
county jail, the chase of the fugitive,
the midnight murder anil the swln for
Hfe.
X E. Plain of Albany lias lived there
jCRlhiaolr or CO years
TFoodburn autsa new countv, and
asggefrts Mattlii?u as its name
Phoenix has been visited lately by a
and a panther ; nobodv killed
.Albany is crowing be can e it lias 2G
automobiles, one more than Enjjene
Cottage Gioye is p aniny; to 1 y a tax
k pay oi'f its .IeLt ; not want the sa
lons ha-.-k
A well of artesian water baa been
jtrwk mar North Powder, an '.1 people
jp 11. are a-a i;re :tl y via ed the r. at
A 320,i;JO business building, a Su'.UUO
Lotel, a 2a,0:jO colie9 bnilJing, and a
!:, C0 etiool building for the dis-tricr,
are antonsr the improvements aeon to be
"Sid i la Hilton.
Alsaay Democrat: 1 he papers
Dycg'as-and Yamhill counties tliimto
Lavet'-w best counties in the state, but
.U.zn Ll.xi. tiller. Kea'ly this is
a Cf.t Ll.ey a.:.i all jarts can't be
Tia Grande is better situa'ed f r the
aeoosiniidiiion of laige gathe; inus of
p9'e than any r ther locality in the
isiwior cf ti.e north. west, fn 9 thg Star.
IZitM is becias of Ibe c jastnution . of
tH Mormon tabernacle
Laoe county comprises teriitory 50 by
150 miles ia ex'ent, has 34 OOO.0C0
WX) feet of standing timber, the finest
water powers in the state, and room for
DD.OQCO pn i ation says the K'gister
A 2ert nis! er w bo died at Albany,
Tae2a;-, was the ol est mail carrier
:u-ri L'n'-ifcd S'utes says the Herald.
Hi- raduiied Irom Brown university iu
"f s5, aud was a classmate with .Secre
tes of Hute Oiney and Iiav
With jti.':citivn that the s un may
be doubl-d before the year ends, nearly
FACTS FROM FRANCE.
Ia Taris the average price of pure
milk is 33.S ceuts a gallon.
The average number of residents to
the acre in Paris is no less than 128.
There are nearly TOO.iKX) apartments
tr lixlsins in the French metropolis
which rent for less than $100 a year.
About 17.000 briug $S00 or more.
AH the theatrical and amusement an
nouncements of Paris are posted ou
pillar billboards that are placed at In
tervals along the boulevards. It Is
agninst the law to disfigure walls with
posters.
All Paris is reading and discussing
the memoirs of the Philadelphia den
tist. Dr. Evans, the friend of Napoleon
III., which have just been published
and which contain a most excellent de
scription of the last days of the second
empire.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Condon Times: There's no use wor
rying about ctop prospects, and that
the town has gone dry. Thing ands
conditions will eventually adjust them
elves and promote the growth and
prosperity of the home town. Cheer up
and look pleasant! Stand up and yell
for Condon.
Paid 11.40 psr cent.
Divins
You may invest from 8100 to 500C or
more with us in Portland Business
Blocks and receive the income from
rents, sales and other profits each six
months. It paid ethers 11 :40 per cent,
per annum. It will pay yon. No care.
No taxes.
Robt. D. loman, President.
Geo. E. Chaml erlain, 1st vice pres.
T. D. Honey man, 2d vice pres.
N. C. BaDtield, 3d vice pres.
Dr. Andrew C. Smith, Treas.
N. W. Rountree, Secy.
II R. Reynolds, Superintendent.
For particulars write C. E. McOlure
804 1-2 Dekura Bldg , Portland, Oregon.
Weekly Oregonlan Heppner Gasett.
Heppner Lodge No. 353, B. P. O. Elks. Reg
ular meeting nights second aud fourth Thurs
days of each month. Harry Johnsoti, IS. R
Thos. Bi-ennan, Sec,
Bean are more nu nerom In the
mouotains than for some years past
says the Klamath Herald.
There are no less than three or four
mills and factories of different kinds
that are contemplating locating in Ban
don, says the Recorder, and'at least?one
or two of thm are practically assured
forhis place. Bandan is liable todou
bie in population within the next two
or three years.
Men employed in road work, and straw
berry pickers in northern Benton coun
ty were driven from there Monday in
haste by a shower of bullets which
whizzed uncomfortably close to their
heads and ploughed the earth all
around them, fired by sportsmen on the
Willamette river, and a resident says
people are frequently annoyed in this
way.
For Trade.
I have a good 20x52 foot store build
ing, nicely located in Heppner. Good
stable 14x20, all on lot 28x133.
What have you to exchange for it?
Call on or address Wm. PLEI9S,
Aug2 Heppner, Oregon.
Criticism, like charity, should begin
at home.
Apologies are like tears. They should
be suppressed.
Don't sit down too long to rest if j-ou
have any desire to reach the top.
No man likes it when callers tell his
wife that she is working too hard.
Don't tell your troubles. The exer
cise they get iu the telling makes them
grow.
A woman can make an enemy of an
other woman any day by looking sym- i
pathetically at the other woman's hus-j
band. i
The trouble with tho boomerang you'
send out nspiinst an enemy i.i that It
will fly back and hit you at a time
when you are most defenseless to meet
It. Atchison Globe.
IMPERTINENT PERSONALS.
Hetty (Jreon and Mark Twain have
in i each celebrated a seventieth birthday.
Mark has a lot of friends and Hetty
has a lot of money. Puck.
Secretary Loeb is now the father of a
son, in accordance with his usual cus
tom of doing all he can to promote the
president's policies. Kansas City Jour
nal. John P. Holland, the inventor, says
that men will fly within a year. But
It is recalled that in 1000 Mr. Tesla
was going to be talking to Mars wlthiu
twelve mouths. Kansas City Times.
The new British cabinet contains tin
following writers: John Morley, James
Bryee, Augustine Birrell and Winston
Churchill. Hall Calne and Marie Co-
relli must feel terribly slighted. Balti
more Sun.
MODES OF THE MOMENT.
Matelasse makes the handsomest and
costliest of all of the new lounging
robes.
Very short coatrj reaching just to the
hips two scon in some of the newest
tailor mades.
The empire coat is the thing this win
tor, and s jnie very graceful models
have bi'cn exhibited.
Long bla'-k plover-, o;; enough to
wrinkle up on the arm, are being worn
,O"0 being pjctit bv private Jown- ' with ail twris of gowns.
reinlWiiding residences m Corvallie, fVl4li ,!f aro
' fully two Ini-hes deep mid are decorat-
that liiirn Laving either been spent or t,i with tiny linen covered buttons,
eentracle I to be spent on structure s ' Buttons are us-d in evory conceivable
I, . t, ,. , ! way. Tiny lace or pearl ones trim the
cojaj-i-i e:iif;e January 1, now in , ,,
' j Fheorost of blouses, and big ones, ol.-tbo-
OSOteJ of JOUSti UC'.ion, eavs the Times, i rate or nlain. trim crmfs nrirt Kiiit-i nnil
properly litted at P.
O.
tf.
Highest cash pric9 paid for bides
jaeits and f irs. Phi II Cchn.
dresses.
Poi.kV AZ!:i7r.r.R A business 1)1'
zetoy c each city, town and vi lage
in Ortn'.r. I W bin'ton, giving a de-tnip'-ive
-;;-'.::! cf ea' li olace, tcg-tber
"Mth ih 7i-at:-.'ii and shipping facili
Ifea an J a classified directory of each
hotlnm an i profession. R. L, Polk &
Co., Ia:., Seattle.
Thm etorial rt of th Weekly Ora-
trtre a broad treatortnt la a wid
Sc!n!fl- rroirrfsm,
riuiiily. the scientist, was worried.
"I've discovered today a wonderful
fact," he said.
"Well, you ought to be glad."
"Yes; but, you see, it knocks out the
wonderful fact that I discovered yes-terdaj-."
Philadelphia Ledger.
Westerberg's
Pure Ice Cream
Is a strictly Morrow County product made of 21
per cent cream, Iinbcock test, which means 21
pounds butter fat per 1.00 pounds cream guaran
teed to be strict Iv first class and free from adul-
a.
teration.
During the season of 1007. according to a con
servative estimate, there were paid $7000.00 to
Portland ice cream manufacturers and the ex
press company, for ice eren in. by Morrow County
dealers. This money you will see was sent out of
the county and never returned. I believe in boost
in"" Morrow Countv. Distribute the nionevnniomr
our tanners. Morrow County first, last and ill
the time.
Myplnnt'is of sufficient capacity to supply the
entire county with the frozen product and I solicit
agents in every town. Write or call for wholesale
rices.
Retail Prices.
We are After Your Business.
Plain ice cream, tiny flavor, per allon . . .ftl.oO
Fruit ice cream, per gallon . . . . 2.00
Nut ice cream, per gallon .... 2.00
Fancy ice cream 2.00
Ice cream in bricks, any one flavor, per quart ."0c
Icecream in bricks, any two flavors, per qt. (K)e
Ice cream in bricks, any three flavors, per qt. 00c
Orders Promptly Filled.
JEC. E. WESTERBERG
Heppner, Oregon
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Orrrhrard at Ihe Club.
Gunner They say Plusher sits at the
poker table like a bisque utatue.
Guyer More like a plaster of parts
statue.
Gunner How so?
Guyer Always cheap and easily
broke. Detroit Tribune.
The buyer who seeks experi
ence may seek it anywhere;
But the buyer who heeds ex
perience buys the Remington.
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It's Easy to Reach North Beach
Take Steamer Potter from Portland
Passengers are now transferred to the railroad at
M KG LK It fourteen miles up the Columbia River
from Ilwftco. This eliminates the necessity of
steamers waiting for the tide, and insures a prompt
and regular Summer Schedule.
The Steamer T. J. POTTER leaves Port
land every morning except Saturday and Sun
day at 8:30 o'clock Saturday only at 2
o'clock p. m. Remember the Summer rate on
the Q. 3HL. S& 1ST. is 11.80 from
Heppner, Oregon, to all North Beach Points
and return; good until September 30.
North Beacb is a famous, bea itilul place the
most perfect beach on ths whole North Coast.
There are accommodations galore at prices to
suit all tastes; camping facilities without equal
perfeot bathing conditions; all sorts of amuse
ments and diversions. Come, have a good rest
and a jolly good tine.
Let us send you our new summer book, and
tell you all about NORTH BEACH.
J. B. HUDDELSTON, Local Agt. IWm. McMURRAY. Gen. Agt.
Heppner, Oregon. Portland, Oregon.
Big Sale
on
shirt
On Waists and Lawns, what a tumblm"-
waist prices.
All our beautiful summer Lawn ami Silk W.aists
from 2.00 to $5.r0 it off.
$2 00 Waists for $150
1.65
1.85
225
260
3.00
u 44 3 35
44 3.75
44 4 15
at !,olT. Calicos 1(5
2.25 44 44 44
2 50 44 44 44
3.00 44 44
3 5 0 4 4 4 4 44
4.00 44 44 4
4 50 " "
5.00 44
5.50 44
Summer Lawns and Dimitie
yards for 1.00
Thomson
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Bros.
Dealers in
General
Heppner,
Merchandise
Oregon
GILLIAM & BISBEE
HARDWARE
Tools, Machinery,
Fencing,
in fact, anything
in our line.
Conic and get
prices.
GILLIAM & BISBEE
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HEPPrMER, OREGON
Leading Eastern Oregon Hotv.
MODERN CONVENIENCES
ELECTRIC LIGHTED . . .
Onder: Ne; Management. Thoronghly
RenovafdiJind Refiitted. Beat
Menli in the City.
M1DD0CK. 4 CO. Propi.
of aI2ia,