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Catarrh 18 a constitutional disease originating; In impure blood and requiring constitutional treatment acting through and purifying the blood (or its radical and permanent cure. The greatest constitutional remedy is Hood73 Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1! Nasal and other local forms of catarrU re relieved by Catarrlets, which allay in flammation and deodoriza discharge. 60c. Different Method. Some men breuk ' into a, bank I?y violence and with nla lighter; And some men find an easier way I5y wedding a bnnker's daughttir. Ill Lira of It. Here the locomotive fireman spoke up. "It makes me tired," lie said, "to hear the bosses talk about killin' off the smoke nuisance by 'intelligent nrin'.' If I was runniu' things I'd do a little intelligent firin' myself. You can bet joilr life on tbet. I'd fire some of the bosses." Nathan Straus, an eastern philanthro phiet, lias established in New York City a series of milk booths where pure tter ilizetl milk is sold to the poor for one cent a bottle. Absolute antiseptic clean liness is required by him in all branches of the enterprise. In cleansing the milk bottles lie uses two things hot water and HORAX. The glistening bottles tes tify to the effectiveness of this method. Advice. "So you are anxiou to go Into pub lic life," said the influential man. "Yes. How would you advise me to go about it?" "Well," if you are perotialiy am bitious I should suggest politics. If your wife is socially ambitious I should suggest tllplomacy." Washington Star. A Kool Onardlaa, The new Singer building in New Tork Js now up to its thirty-Blxth floor and has only sljfteon more floors to add. Of course it is n little early yet to select an aerial whitening, but it will have to lie done pretty soon. The duty of tills important official will be to push the clouds ofif the roof. Cleveland I'lalu Denier. ft Mica Axle Grease Helps fiic Wagon up 1 the Hill Tho load seems lighter Wagon and team wear longer You make more money, and have more time to make money, when wheels are greased with Mica Axle Grease The longest wearing and most satisfactory lubricant in the world, STANDARD OIL CO. ImeorponilAd HOWARD E. BURTON. Asaayer arI Chemist. I-eacivllle, t'olonulo. Specimen privet: Oold, HlIvir.-LHiul, (1 i (ioiU, Hllver,7Ac; Uold. Oc; Zlncor C'opper.H. Cyanide testa. Mailing aviopes and full price list sent on application. Coutrol and Um pire work solicited. itelweucvt Carbonata Js'ar lloual llaok. 20 Mule Team BORAX Typhoid Ferer. Typhoid fever Is a preventable dis ease; so absolutely preventable, Indeed, that it is no exaggeration to say that somebody is to blame for every case that occurs', although, so devious are the ways by which the germ travels from Its source to its destination, It is often very difficult to place the blame where It belongs. It Is, broadly speak ing, a country disease ; that Is, the first cases in an epidemic in a city are al most always attributable to a contam ination of the milk supply, or of the water supply at Its origin or along Its course In the country. After the dis ease has-got well under way it may be spread broadcast by other means flies, for example. In certain parts of the country It usually prevails more or less all the time In the form of Isolated cases, but n cities It often breaks out in epidemic form. Apart from the water or milk ontamination, typhoid fever Is not In frequently carried to the city on sal ads and vegetables that are eaten raw. The disease beginn In from one to two weeks after the Infecting material has been taken into the stomach. The first symptoms are indefinite head ache, loss of apatite, sometimes slight chills, and a general listlessness and loss of strength. These symptoms in crease in severity for a week, accom panied by steadily rising fever, higher in the evening than in the morning. Diarrhoea is frequent ; the headache Is often exceedingly acute. As the disease progresses the physl cal forces are greatly depressed. The tongue and mouth are dry, there is ex cessive thlrot, and there may be delir ium. In very (severe caffis the patient lies on his back, low in the bed, mut tering indistinctly and plucking aim- lcsnly at the bed clothes. In favorable cases improvement comes in the third or fourth week. The fever declines, the tongue becomes moist, the patient takes an interest in his surroundings, and as convalescence is established, begins to clamor for 'ood. In no disease is careful nursing so important as in typhoid fever. Indeed in many cases it may be said the pa tlent owes his life more to the nurse than to the doctor, although with equal truth it may be said that In no dis ease Is the constant watchfulness of the physician more needed. I?ut the duties of the nurse are not confined to caring for the patient, She has the grnve resjionsiblllry upon her of protecting others from contagion The poison i thrown off in the dls- charges from the bowels and bladder, and these should be kept for at least two hours In a vessel containing an equal amount of some powerful disin fectant before being thrown away, They should never be thrown on the ground In any place where the rain would wash them into a stream or well or cistern. They had better be thrown Into a hole in which Is put at the same time a quantity of copperas or un slaked lime. Youth's Companion. For the Children To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How is it with the children ? Are they thin, pale, delicate ? Do not forget Ayer's Sarsaparilla. You know it makes the blood pure and rich, and builds up the general health in every way. The children cannot possibly have pond health unless tha bowels aro in i.roDer condi tion. AalufCKiiu liver cl o a Coated tongue. in lm bnd hreuth, coustlpate.1 hill. bowels. Correct all these by kIvIhk small laiatlve doses of Ayer'i ah vckouiuiu, auar xouiea. BUT NONE WANTED THE DUCK. Mratery Shrouded (he Tratianetlov of a Country Fair Fakir. At tho old settlers' reunion at Kims, Mo., recently there was an operator along the avenue of booths they called the "duck man," says the Kansas City Star. The "duck man" manipulated a wheel with numbers running from ono to eight. Then there were nice, smooth little paddles numbered slmilarily. It cost 10 cents to hold a paddle while tho wheel spun round; anlwben It stopped, If your paddle had the num ber at which rho Inrllrvirrii- nnlntml , - -- iunvu, JUU got the duck iKHEUMATI; CAN NOT BE .RUBBED AWAY A 1 &Jk U Ml Made by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Uass. 9 Alio manufacturers of I 9 HAIR VI00B. 0 IC AGIJE CURE. WT kJ cherry pectoral. as prizes for skill and especially when a meek, domesticated bird is the offer ing. I'rosecutlng Attorney Dunham Jot What He Meant. Goodley Of course Meanley led a very bad life. Knox Yes, and he's going from bad swords, glanced at the beautiful snake to worse. Goodley You haven't that he's dying? Knox Yes, I Press. have.- heard, then, -Philadelphia E'Tft St. Vitus Ttance ana all Ncrvona Diseases l V Permanently cured b.r Ir. Kline's Great errs Restorer. Herd for FKEE 12 trial bottle and treatise. Vi. hi. H.KlMe, UL, 31 Arch St., Phlla.,Pa, Love's) Awakening-. "I'm almost sure the count ia In love with ine," excitedly eclalmed the first heiress. "What makes you think so?" Inquired the other. "He asked me today how much I was worth." Philadelphia Press. Mothers will find Mrs Wlnalimr' fWithlna Syrup the b. gt remedy to use for their children during the teething period. It h perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the mtiscleL nerves, joints and bones are thrombin; and twitching witli the pains ai Rheumatism the sufferer ii apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some othef external application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing tounter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pa:n tempo rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more than skin deep it 13 rooted and grounded in the Mood and can only ba reached by constitutional treatment IT CANXOT EE RUBBED AWAY. Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in tho blood, brnno-bt nhnnr bv That Is what the sign llie accumulation in the system cf refuse matter which the natural avenue's in front said. And a live duck was of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This there In a small cage, where everybody re'usa matter, cominrj in contact with the different acicb cf the body, forms could see it. F1? acia hich is absorbed into the blood and distributed t: all parts of tha The law of the land Is not intoler- h y fnd Rheumatism gets possession of the system. The aches and pains ant when It comes to giving souvenirs f J eyPIoms aai laough. they may be scattered or relieved frr a time j punutc ucainiem, vney wiu reappear ct tie hrst exposure V, cold or dampness, or after an attack of indigestion cr other irregularity. Rheuma tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated With 1 rr it 1 f in rr T n ii -rrA - :..1 - ' ri -l; . i i et- came un from Macon to mik n srxwh t- uhk. jwimu. mi; i-iaeasc win smic tunie up irora .uacon to make a speech roni muscle to muscle or jo nt to joint settling on th nc-ves causing and to shake hands with his constlru- inflammation and sllm i u i f "r TTfe ? rften 5hatt1crcd- t!l undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes the elephant - They told him every- deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and thing was nice and orderly and that renovates the circulation bv neutralizing the .irida nrd r-vrv ilirur r,1l fnr,Vt, it would be a waste of good time for matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the Llood solthat instead of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit ing acrid and corrodve matter in the mus cles, nerves, joints and bones, thebody i3 fed and nourished by rich, health-sustaining blood which completely and permanently cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. is composed of both purifying and tonic properties just what is needed in evcrv case of Rheu matism. It contains no potash , alkali or other mi::cr-l ingredient, but is made entirely cf purifying, healing extracts and juices cf roots, herbs and barks. If you are suffering- from Rheumatism do not waste valuable titn trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the usi cf S. S. S. and write us about j-our case and our physicians will rive von anv information or advice desired free cf charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism, any one to try to sell gold bricks to that crowd The prosecutor casually promenaded by the spangled man who swallowed cnanner, the Albino queen from St Louis and the wild man from Kansas City. But he hesitated before the "duck man," who appeared to be pros pering. He saw eight hungry men put up 10 cents apiece for the chance at a duck dinner. But the winner, after a few whispered words with the "duck man," went away without his duck, Still he didn't appear mad about It. Another whirl of the wheel, and an other lucky man left, but without tho feathered prize. Mr. Dunham was puz Eled, PURELY VEGETABLE THE SWSIT SPECIFIC CO., ATZAN7A, CA. Letting Illm Down Gently. Archie (deeply mortified) You prefer Maybe the duck was glued to its dispense with my visits hereafter, Miss 000'000'0ol$ paAioAut lunotau eqj; jusuiojaaox am "q jewi jsttf pajinbon 8J9A 'nauji ;o sajiru ooc'I Suutrq 'sainttd -moo x -uBdsf jo imiejss pcojiw eqi ezifBaojjBn A"jf)draoo oj 3.105a eqj uj It Cures While You Walk. Allen's Fnot-Knse is a certain cure for hot, sweating, callus, and swollen, acliirifr. feet. Sold by all IiniRKists. Price Wc. lion't accept anv substitute. Trial package FKEK. Address Alien S. Olmsted, Le Kov, N. Y. Sample, Booklet and Souvenir dame, 10c. citic L'ottRt Horax Co., Oakland, Cal. I'a- C. Gee Wo The well known reliable CHINESE Boot and Herb DOCTOR. i IT mi mtute a life uttidy of rnoti and herlw, and In thttt I tudy diMvrea ani U uiv. ine to the worM hi wonJer-fulreuiedU'ii. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used He Cures Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a K nif e lit irunruntMi tA i'urn t'ul nrrh Ait hmo 1 .. Thront. kheumntlRm, Niirrouwnem. Nervona Debility) ' HtomHoh, I,ivHr, Kidney Trouhlwi;aio Lot Mauheod. A SURE CANCER CURE Just Received from Peking, CUina Safe, Sure ana Keitaoie. IF TOT7 ARK AFI.KTKP. PON'T PELAT. DKLAiH ARE DAKOEUOl'H. CONSULTATION I'WEE If ro cannot cull, writs for ympton blank and circa- HOW PRICES OF NECESSARIES HAVE ADVANCED. IG2 liir. lnclorte 4 ci-nti In Ptotu r. TTTK C. UtEWO ClUNKHKUEPIciNEOO. 1-2 Firttt Ht.. Cor. llorrlnun. Portland, Oroc Plvami lli'otlou Tkli Poper. Oregon. TripstoCalifornia evsa "The Road of a Thous and Wonders" From Portland to Los Angeles Through San Francisco An artlKtlc. hook with 114 beautiful colored pietnre han leen published by the Southern Parlfle Company Hlustrat iuir and lenrrlbin the attractions of thin wonderful road and the country th roue li which it paae. It ran bo ob tained by Kcndiae 15 rents to Chaa. 8. Fee, Paieti(rr Traine Manager, room 97, Flood Bulldine, Fan Franolnco, CaL, or the underpinned. When you (tet ready to ro East remem ber that you ran eave two-thirds of a dav and enjov a thronch trip direct to Chl raifo withnnl ehanio, flnt or second rlatrn, by purrhaiaf your ticket over tho t. K. A N., Phort Line, t'nlon Pari a o 800S 6g9 7 4 Jv a p 6 13 20 CA-v 20t 30 20 35 Chicago Examiner. !teay t ouipuuy. "I supiose," said Citinian, "you find the ride home to Swainphurst every day pretty long and lonesome, don't you ?" cage. The third winner he accosted. n union i ne let you nave your due? he asked. The man grinned. "What the blue blazes d'ye s'pose I want wid a bloomln' dook fer to be luggln' 'round wherever I goes for?" "Well, what's It to you if you don't get your duck?" "Aw, nawthln ; Jist a chanst ter blow tneself ; ,it wearies nie ter carry so much coin in me pockets." The prosecutor bought a paddle and adversity came. lie tried it again with a ditto result. Next time he hit the bull's-eye. "If you'd rather have the money here's a half-dollar," said the dealer. "Why, that's gambling:" gasied tho Attorney. "Well, then, take your duck." The prosecutor sent an officer to ar- Pinkie, do you? Miss Pinkie Why, yes, Mr. Feather- top. In these depressing times one must dispense with onj's luxuries, you know. Succeeded. Xew Contributor I try to write witll a free, unhampered style. Editor (looking over his manuscript) Well, you succeed. I never saw any thin? quite so magnificently independent of the rules of grammar as this is. niitf, xuu Mr, t uu.iii iiae u Jit?w servant girl with me." Philadelphia rress. Servile Flatter. Alexander the Great bad mounted his fiery Bucephalus and was putting the famous war horse through his paces. "How do I look?" he asked. "Like a Chicago mounted policeman, sire," said his chief of commis.oary. Pleased with the comparison, Alexan der spurred Bucephalus straight at a five barred gate and nodded to the young man with the camera. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be plonsed to learn tnat there is at least one dreaded diteasu -veu,- repneu UDOiins, "or course reet the ..duck man who made this it's long, but I can't say It is lone-' explanation to the justice: "We wasn't playing for anything but ducks. Early this morning I sent around to every farmhouse "in these parts and bought up all the ducks they had, but even then we run short, ami so I had to tell the boys that won that I'd give 'em half a dollar apiece as se curity till we got another supply of ducks. We'll have some more In the morning and then they'll come and pet the ducks and hand the money back." A policeman deittRed that ducks were worth 13 cents apiece hereabouts and that the "duck man's" solitary bird had been on duty the whole week. The de fendant paid a fine of ?23 and quite a The Kind You Ilavo Always Bought lias borno the sijrna- niiw ui vu.i.n. ii. r ii'tviiur, anu nas Dccn maao under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " JuKt-as-good " are but Experiments, an I endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR i A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Cistor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea- and AVind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of that science hnsheon i,in ,.,;; .v,: ,Mt in coPts, out uie court toiu mm ne wanes, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh would remit the fine if the winners Cure is the only positive cure now known to the ' medical fraternity. Catarrh i. n. . pnn.nm. , came back after their ducks. tional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment Hall's Catarrh Ctireihiaken internally. anttnrf rlif.i.l.. .... it it. f mi.ug u iwny upuu ine uioou ana muoous sur- In faces of tho system, thereby dest roving the foun dation of the disease, and giving t. e. pat ent testimonials. Address F. J. CIIENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Sold bv all druggists, 75c. Taka Hail's Fainiiy Pills for constipation. Friendly Monkeys. I have read somewhere a statement a!istsnHnnJtnriVniHffi"phe "ntitu-i on i J tliat tbe a nt h rojKiid apes prefer our prietors have so much faith 1 eonipanv to that of their fellow niou- , r-'"eiU!narea nollareforauy i-pvs 0f lower decree mid I nuv It case that it fails to cure. Beud for list of J lowir titBret, unu i s.n ii provea once in taicutta, says a writer In Ornithological and Other Oddities. The late AV. Kutledge, for many years the leading animal dealer there, and a mine of natural history Information, piWJipr m. ii'ttf'rtl' Use For Over 30 Years. TMC CINTU COMPANY. TT MURRAY STREET. NEW YORK CITY. iiir -' i r A Born Diplomat. Canvasser Good momlnsL madam, i I'm Introducing a polish for cleaning Laa a young one m yara' nna at silver. It Is superior to anything now mi' Kl"est opened its cage one day to on tbe market and the prlea Is onlj let u choose lts society, when, quite 50 cents a box. j disregarding the other monkeys, It lm- Mrs. Smart (sharply) Don't warjt'me(liutolj' can,e over to hlm ani any. cnnmed into nis iap. Canvasser Sorrr tn hn. trvmM A fair-sized female we had at tho yon, madam. I see the lady next door Calcutta Zoo also was a most affee was right tionato creature. When I paid a visit Mrs. Smart Eh! AVhat did she say? t0 her ebe woul(1 always put her arm Canvasser She said I needn't waste ! niT(H'tiouateIy "round my neck, and my tune calling bere, as you had no while being caressed and played with A Prejudiced Advlaer. "That financier sas he would never take anything to which he did not con sider himself entitled." :o, answered Miss Cayenne; "but In such matters he invariably relies on the advice of the shrewdest lawyer he can uud." and ChiriiEO A Northwestern. Address or apply to any O. R. A N. agent for more complete information. Mm. Mc Murjar, -neral Pascnger Agent, Port land, Oregon. KnoiYlerine In Hulk. Teacher AA'i Hie, where Is the ali mentary canal? AVIllie (eagerly) It's down there In Panama where the sports' straw hats rme from. Raltlmore American. Lota and Lots. "Do yon believe that nature could make a man of a monkey?" "Sure; there are lots of girls who can make a monkey of a man." Hous ton Tost Tbe farmer Is the most Independent person on earth when bis wife Is away from home. silver. Mrs. Smart Tbe Give me six boxes. Impudent thing Truth and Quality appeal to the Well-Informed In erery walk of life and are essential to per manent success and creditable stand ing. Accordingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of known value, but one of many reasons why it is the best of personal and family laxatives is the fact that it cleanses. sweetens and relieves the internal organs on which it acts without any debilitating after effects and without having to increase the quantity from timo to time. It acts pleasantry and naturally and truly aa a laxative, and its component parts aro known to and approved by physicians, as it Is free from all objectionable substances. To get its beneficial effects always purchase the genuine manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for ale by all leading druggists. would drop any food offered by other visitors. Another specimen of the same sex sliowed tbe less amiable side of Its character by long refusing the dona tions of one member of the society bo cause on one occasion he had first given something to tlie other monkeys In the same honse. Hut I think It was on my very first iniroductlon to the orang that the bid den humanity of the creature most Im pros.ed me. This was many years ago, when Abraham Bartlett was at the Iaik1oii Zoo. He gave nie a private In terview with a little orang which had Just arrived. Tlie first thing the little Imp did was to climb on my knee, take off my bat and put It on its own head, alter which It proceeded gravely to pinch one of the suiorintcndent's cye lids. In short. It examined us with a scientific curiosity, which In a lower animal was decidedly impressive. 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