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Scrofula Few are entirely free from it. It may develop bo slowly aa to entice little if any disturbance during the whole period of childhood. It may then produce dyspepsia, ca tarrh, and marked tendency to con sumption, before causing eruptions, eores or swellings. To get entirely rid of it take the great blood-purifler, Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets knowu as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. The capital represented by Great Brit ain's cotton trnde is $2,000,000,000, and the profits $350,000,000 per year. THE MILK PAIL is kept free from staleness, Bliminess and stickiness if it is washed with Uorax and water in the following proportions 1 tablespoonful to a quart of water. Nothlnir Wailed, "We usa the low pressure system In this plant," explained the engineer. "That is, we use the steam over and over again." "I see," said the visitor. "It's some thing like the system of ventilation in the sleeping cars." A Prediction. "There'll be breud riots In this coun try yet," growled the cross boarder. "Do you think breud will ever be so scarce as to cause thut?" queried the landlady. "I referred to the quality," returned the boarder, permitting a slab to, fall with ominous thud on the table. Phil adelphia Ledger. ;jbub sjujof oqj upjo; 'ao.vkpooM 0 eAJ3tM)Hap AldA 'jSAMOq 'S JJ 'Alp SBA Btp tfdoOJf OHB T UejUA U Ul.IB.tt pua J8CUUH1H u ood Ojnj.injjs aqj sjupujj ounoq jo sipjM eqj jsao Xuiwori Xaj ImpardnK More Information. Mrs. Chugwatcr Joniah, I saw the phrase, "his royal nibs," in print the oth er day. Is thrre any meaning to it? Mr. Chug water Yes; it's an English title conferred on the manufacturer who is penmakcr to the king or queen. Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Boothlng Byrup the bvst remedy to use for their cliildrea during the teething period. In the Customary Way. The city editor was looking over the notes handed in by the new reporter. "Gliggins made a sot speech, did he?" he asked. "No, sir," said the new reporter. "lie -stood up." TripstoCalifornia OVER "The Road of a Thous and Wonders" From Portland to Los Angeles Through San Francisco An artistic book with 114 beautiful colored pictures has been published by the Southern l'acifie. Company illustrat ing and desrribinr the attractions of this wonderful road and tbe country through which it passes. It can be ob tained by sending IS cents to Chas. 8. Kee, Passenger 'liaflle Manager, room 997, Flood HuildinK, tn Francisco, Cal., or the undersigned. When you get ready to o East remem ber that you can save two-thirds of adnv and enjov a through trip direct to Chi cago without change, first or second class, by purohasii g your ticket over the O. K. & N., Short l.ine, Union I'ncilio and Chicago fc Northwestern. Address or apply to any O. K. Ji N. agent for more complete information. tn. Mi' Murray, General l'aa-euger Agent, Port land, Oregon. How's This? We Offer One Ilundred Dollars Reward for an case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ua.l'i F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0 We. the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last IS years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all buisness transactions and financially able to carry out any obliga tion made by his firm. WALDINU, KINNAN & MARVIX, Wholesale Druggists. Toledn.O ITall's Catarrah Cure is iken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all lruggigta. Take Hall's Family Pills for Constipation. Too Mnch (or Htm. Hugglns Why did Peckein apply for a divorce T Muggins He happened to be home one washday when It ralnd. Tbe Troth of It. Teacher Johnny, can you define for tis the difference between "caution" and "cowardice?" Johnny Yessttia When you're scart to go out on a boat and stay home for fear it'll sink and the boat comes In all right. It's "cow ardlce." Teacher Well? Johnny- And if you're scart and stay home and the boat does sink, then it's "caution. j We Trust Doctors If you are suffering from impure blood, thin blood, de bility, nervousness, exhaus tion, you should begin at once with Ayer's Sarsaparilla, the Sarsaparilla you have known all your life. Your doctor knows it,too. Askhimaboutit. You mnit look well after the condition of your liver and bowels. Unless there is dally action of the bowels, poisonous products are absorbed, causing headache, biliousness, nun sea, (IvspepMiu, aud thus preventing tbe Sar HDarfllu from doing Its best work. AVer's lis are liver pills. Act gently, nil vegetable. Tbe dose Is only one pill at bedtime. I A Made by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mui yj Also manufacturers sf 9 HAIR VIGOR. J IZrC AOUE CURE. ttf W I J CHERRY PECTORAL. m Modern Japanese coins nad bank notes boar legends in English as well as in Japanese. I'attlnK him IVeit, "Willie, will you tell your sister I am here?" "Would you like to have her come down?" "Of course." "Then If you'll give me a quarter I'll tell her you are not here." Houston Post. Balked. The favorite sons large caliber guns Decided to hold a convention ; Hut an untoward fate, 'tis sad to relate, Upset this most wonthy intention. There wasn't a hall would hold them all A county roofed would have been too small As space for the sure dissension. Philadelphia Ledger. Help the Horse No article Is more useful about the stable than Mica Axle Crease. Tut a little on the stiiridles before vou "hook up" it will help the horse, and bring the load Home quicker. JOIN THE & GREASi riTCJ St. Vims' Pance ana all Nervous Diseases 1 1 1 u permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great erve Kesiorcr. Herd ror tut.f. z trial bottle and treatise. Ur.lt. ILJUlae.Ld., 831 Arch Bt., rhlla,,l'a. February holds the record as the month in which most children are born; June as that in which there are fewest births. Making It Rlgbt. Once more poor woman is laughed at for her lack of banking knowledge. There is no denying it, however; she is funny when she gets tangled up in tbe paraphernalia of finance. The Den ver Post tells this tale: The Denver National Bank, not long ago, received tbe following letter from a lady well known in social circles: "Gentlemen Please stop payment on the check I wrote out to-day, as I acci dentally burned it up. Yours. "MRS. BLANK." mean veil better than any other grease. Coats the axle with a hard, smooth surface of powdered inica which reduces tnction. Ask the dealer lor Mica Axle Grease. STANOMD Oil. COW JUT IuorprsUd . PBAMO CLUB Now Forming You With Ninety-Nine Others Join in Taking One Ilundred Model M" $400 Kohler & Chase Pianos. Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Kae. A powder. It makes tight or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Sold by all Iiruggists. Price 2oc. Trial pack ape mailed FUKh. Address Allen S. Olmsted, JjJelloy, Hevt York. EFFECTS OF OPIUM. The Drac Will Stupefy Some People and Excite Other. Comparatively few persona know what opium really Is. When they turn to a dictionary and glean therefrom that It Is the "Inspissated juice of the Homnlferoua poppy" they are still llko ly to be In the dark. I The process of obtaining It Is to score tbe pods at fixed Intervals during a certain period. The milky lifjnid which comes out soon turn a darker hue and thickens and it then scraped off and molded into cakes, with poppy , leaves for an outside covering. It was ascertained from evidence af forded to the Indian opium commission of 189G that in some states of India not a few of the natives took as much as forty to eighty grains of opium daily and that consumption of forty grains was common. Contrary to the Impression that death results from a sudden cessation of the habit, It has been proved that when confirmed opium eaters have been de prived temporarily of their favorite drug their health has not usually suf fered. The article has a varying effect on different races and constitutions, ex citing some and stupefying others. It reduces the average Chinaman to a state of torpor if he takes It plentiful ly and not Infrequently causes the Ma lay to run amuck. It has .been record ed that the Japanese regularly took it before going to fight so as to wark themselves up to a pitch of exclteiuQt. Most of the drug that Is Imported Into England is ' much stronger than what is ordinarily consumed in India and Imported into China. The stipula tion of the British pharmacopoeia is that all opium used medicinally shall yield at least 9Vi per cent of anhydrous morphine. The morphia percentage in much of the opium prepared in India for con sumption there and exportation to Chi na Is less than half this specific strength. This Is a detail which novel tsts who are addicted to poisoning their characters should note. It is rather striking that opium does not seem to be largely resorted to In India as a means of suicide. The evi dence of the largest insurance com pany was to the effect that after twen ty years' experience there the company had decided that it was not necessary to impose any extra premium on the lives of moderate opium users. Cham bers' Journel. POISON CONTAGIOUS BLOOD NO LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOR EVIL Contagious Blood Poison has brought moresiifTerinor mi'senranri finmilai Hon into the world than all other diseases combined ; there is hardly any limit to its powers for evil. It is the blackest and vilest of all disorders, wrecking the lives of those unfortunate enough to contract it and often being transmitted to innocent offspring, a blighting legacy of suffering and shame. So highly contagious is the trouble that innocent persons may contract it by using the same table ware, toilet articles or clothing of one in whose blood the treacherous virus has taken root. Not only is it a powerful poison but a very deceptive one. Only those1 who have learned by bitter experience know by the little sore or ulcer, which, usually makes its appearance first, of the suffering which is to follow. It comes in the form of ulcerated mouth, and throat, unsightly copper colored spots, swollen glands in the groin, falling hair, offensive sorts and ulcers oa the body, and in severe cases the finger nails drop off, the bones become diseased, the nervous 6ystem is shat tered and the sufferer becomes an object of pity to his fellow inan. Especi ally is the treacherous nature of Contagious Blood Poison, shown when the infected person endeavors to combat. the poison with mercury and potash. These minerals will drive away all outward symptoms of the troubles for a while, and the victim is deceived into the belief that he is cured. When, however.the treatment is leftoff hefindstliat the poisonhas only been driven deeper into the blood and the disease reappears, and usually in worse form because these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus from the blood but have weakened the entire system because of their destructive action. S. S. S. is she only real and certain cure for Contagious Blood Poi son. It is made of a combination of healing blood-purifying roots, herbs and barks, the best in Nature's great laboratory of forest and field. We offer a reward of $1,000 for proof that S. S. vS. contains a particle of mineral in any iorm. t. t. . goes down to the very bottom of the trouble ar.d by cleansing the blood of every particle of the virus and adding rich, healthful qualities to this vital fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder. So thoroughly docs S. S. S. cleanse the circulation that no signs of the disease are T . , ever seen again, and offspring i3 protected. VV rite for our special book on Contagious Blood Poison, which fully ex plains the different stages of the trouble, and outlines a complete home treat ment for all sufferersof this trouble. No charge is made for this book, and if you wish special medical advice about case or any of its symptoms, our r-.j m jumisu mai, ioo, wiuiout xianre, 'Q SEE S2350 PURELY VEGETABLE THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, C. m Windmills were introduced in England ! The storv and a half hnuse in r;i, by the Crusaders, who had seen them in 0hio. where Thomas A. Edison was hr,' TTp-to-Date Philanthropy. "That millionaire Is very selfish with his money, isn"t he?" "No, indeed; he's an altruist with It" "How do you make that out?" "He believes wealth Is a burden and he says be will not inflict his burdens on other people." Isalumore Amerl can. m CAT AND "CHEESE." HOWARD E. IirKTON. Assayer arl Chemist, l-advllle, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold, Silver, lad, l ; Uoki, Silver, 7.0c; Oold, ftoc; Zlnoor lo;ier,$l. t'yanltlo tls. Maillnc envelopet and flill price list sent oil application. Control and Um pire work Koliclled. l.vlereuce! L'axbouattt Kar iioual ilauk. NGRAViNG Write Us PLATES FOR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTEN Portland Oregon Co-operative Buying Brings the Savings in Which You Share, the (Lr)Qiy Club Price Being Only 4CO Cash, or on terms of $10 cash and $10 monthly. (.ra,-ti riy, semi-annual or yearly payments can be arranged at casli cost to club member by merely pay ing bank rate of interest. Alodel "M" Kohler A Chase Piano is guaranteed for a lifetime. And besides, we lo not collect from widows and or phans. Our Free Life Insurance Clause provides, in case of death of club mem bers after contract has been in force six months and payments have been made according to agreement, the family is given a receipt in fullfor balance of your unpaid indebtedness. The Piano Mays in the borne, without a dollar moie being paid. Club now forming; Send at once for Booklet "(i," which will be sent post paid and will explain the fairest, safest and best Piano proposition ever offered to tbe public. liooklet' ti" should le in the home nd read by every one wboconteinplate.j the purchase of a Piano. Send postal today, and save a third of your Piano money. There's a reason why mor Kohler A Chase Pianos are sold on the Coast than any other two makes. Tbe users of the Piano will te 1 you. Afk one. It is possib e now until the club is filled to place in your home Model "M" 400 Kohler A Chae at club cost, one hundred Pianos, $28,700, or $287 each, j for those who join in the wholesale ransaction. KOHLER & CHASE, Box 532 Seattle, Wash. IRRIGATED LAND IN WASHINGTON The Wenatchee Valley Irrigated Ap ple Orchards are paying $500 to $1500 per acre this yea'. Cascade Orchards, one mile from I,eavenvorth, is now on sale, det particulars Iree Irom H. C. Peters, B22 Alaska Bldg., Seattle OfOk Mule J Team BORAX Sample. nonklPt and Parlor came "Whiz," 10c. I'acilic Coast Borax Co., Oakland, Cal. fatal Symptom. The professional auctioneer, having just on an errand. told the crowd the usual story to the effect that the watch he was trying to tell was a full jeweled timepiece, with chronometer balance and solid gold filled ease, suddenly felt himself blushing at the aged and venerable lie. "Great snakes !" he said to himself. "That's the first time such a thing has happened to me in thirty-seven years! It means either softenin' of the brain or fatty degeneration of the heart!" Hastily stepping down from the little platform behind the counter, he went lnt the back room and announced to the si lent partner that he had retired from the business for good and all. A BARGAIN IN FARMS. Fire fn'm of CO r.crrs, northern Ponirlas co mty, 4 ai res elcarcd. land very ricn. tn famous "Shoe Strii.t;" va.l.'j . j room hotine and other buiiditiKs, line water, 15 acres fir timber, lino orc.ha;d. all klt,d fruits and berries, in cliid.nn all crois. (food horse, cow and calf, 4 Aurora kids, b l'oland China pips, 100 hen, all farm implements, house furnishings complete everything goes for $2,,VHt. Owner must sacri fice at once on account of sickness. Write for full particular to O. A. DtAKI.SQ, P. U. Box 2-2, Roseburg.Oro. C. Gee Wo Tho well known reliable CHINESE Root and Herb DOCTOR root rh nd herbs, tirt in thut Ptu.lv diwooverofi And in civ-il'T-ii ' lniitolhn world him vnnihtr. 9JtWm fnl remedies. No Mercury, Poisons or Drue Used He Cures Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a Knife tt Kunrantee t Cure, t'uturrh. Art hum, l.nn, Throat. Khoumntiwm. ftervotisnew, Neroim lebilttv, f?tomu'h, I.i'or. kidney Trouble :iloJ..nt Miinhuod. r einalfi YVnnkne and All l'rivnte liOHeft. A SURE CANCER CURE Just Received from Peking, China Safe, Sure and Reliable. IF YOV ARE AFMCTKIV lXIVT PELAY. DKLA1X AKK DANl.LKOt'S. CONSULTATION l?Kt?F3 tf yon cannot call, writo fornymptoti blank and clrco lr. Inrlop 4 rent, in ltnmi. TTTE C. HEE WO CHIN KSK MFIICINK CO. KS 1-2 Flrrt Bt., Cor. Morrison, l'ortland, Oregon, f leaw Mention Tata Paper. One of the Essentials of the happy homos of to-day is a vast fund of information as to the best methods of promoting health and harpiness and right living and know ledge of the world's best products. Products of actual excellence and reasonable claims truthfully presented and which have attained to world wide acceptance through the approval of the Well-informed of the World; not of individuals only, but of the many who have the happy faculty of selecting and obtaining the best the world affords. One of the products of that class, of known component parts, an Ethical remedy, approved by physicians and commended by the Well-informed of the World as a valuable aud whole some family laxative is the well-known Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. P. N. U. No. 42-07 V17HEN writing to adrertlaera please entlon thia paper. THE MAN WHO SWEARS BY THE FISH BRAND SLICKER is the man who has tried to get the same service out of some other make Clean Light - Durable Guaranteed Waterproof and Sold Everywhere at $300 iuihtmtto unto mil rat mi AiiuNt If ever, in connection with cheese, one's thoughts fly to a cat instead of a mouse, it must surely be to that famous, I grinning cat from the county of cheeses, tbe Cliesliire cat But the cat asso ciated with a cheese in the annals of a certain family, whose ancestors were pioneers, was no such amiable creature. Neither was It an ordinary cat, nor was the cheese an ordinary cheese. Little Lucy, eight years old, was sent to a neighbor's two miles distant The road, although scarcely more than a track, ran through cleared land, except for a few rods of wood, and was supposed to be safe. But iu the woods the child became aware that something, skulking and rustling in the underbrush, was follow ing her. She ran, and emerged safely Into the open, but to her horror a wild cat, 'which must have been extraordi narily hungry, burst boldly out of the brush, aud came bounding down the road In pursuit. The farmhouse was in sight, and she screamed for help ; but it was plain she must be overtaken before help could come. Just as the creature was about to ppring upon her, the little girl, with a desperate flash of courage, stopped, faced It, and with arms extended hori zontally, began whirling wildly around and round. She kept whirling till she was breathless and dizzy, then dipped quickly to the ground, aud with her distended skirts "made a cheese," These amazing proceedings so discon certed the wildcat that although It re mained glaring and growling near by, It did not dare to pounce. By the time It gathered courage to crouch again for a spring, Lucy gained greath for j another whirl; and again her dizzily mysterious gyrations averted the at tack. Three times she whirled ami "made a cheese ;" then a lad from the house, who had heard her cry, ran up with his gun and shot the cat The skin he gave to Lucy, whom he afterward married, and the tippet made from It was duly handed down with the story to another Lucy. But furs are perishable, and Lucy's Lucy can only pass on the story to Lucy the fourth. Youth's Companion. j use among the Saracens. is still standing, though not fit to occupy. t 1 1 1 iL.Tt fjJL ' V fV ALCOHOL 3 PER cf vt Atfi gelablc Pi-cparaltonforAs- aimiiaiL-igmcfooaaMRcgula tuig Uic Stomachs aMBowIs (tf Promotes DigestionJCheerfd ness anJRest.Containsneither OpiuntMorphiac nortiacraL Not Narcotic. flnyJcia Seed' JlxStma ISCuUMtiSiia namited- Clmied hutayrtentlanr. Aperfect Remedy for Ccmsfipa lion . Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ncss andLoss of Sleep. Fac.Sir.ule Signature of NEW YORK. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Alweys Bought latiire Exact Copy of Wrapper. 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CDTVAOU j .tj 1 r ui innvn nKcuiegoou, oiu-umenome greens in five M minutes, made possible anywhere at any time of year, by using Preferred Stock Canned Goods Pfcckd Whtravtr Iht Best Ar Grova Preferred Stock Spinach is grown in New Jersey because there spinach prows best most tender. There, too, it is canned, that the spinach for this high-grade brand of canned goods may go into the can crisp and fresh. Consult the Preferred Stock list 71 different kinds, 73 sues. When the appetite "lugs" order Spinach PREFERRED STOCK from your Grocer ALLEN A LEWIS. Wlole! Oroceri, POKTLAJTD. OREGON. XS. S. A. InipoNKllilp Condition. "A girl should never kiss a man un less she is engaged to him." "I5ut I don't want to le encased to nil the men I happen to know." IMtts burg Tress. Don't imagine you are the only per son in the world who has annoyances. There Is so much trouble in the world that there is plenty to po 'round. Charity is a cloak that covers a lot of advertising. W. L. DOUGLAS $3.00 & S3.50 SHOES gJ-SHOES FOR EVERY MEMBER Op BEST IN the world Doupia3 o'oos not mako & scii f?r I? ) Vor tocn x S3 S3. SO shoe a " Z3 " (tn mny other manufacturer. THE KH.lSi)N Y. I IKjujUs shoes revv..rn l v more j.eot.V In all walks of life th:m anv other in.tke. is ho.-ai-e of the r excellent stvle. easT-fittinp. and sniri,.r v, i:m . qn;il I:,-., i he selection of the Icith-rs anil other i l iter :,N ' r . m -'i l i t of the Mi,h, an.l cverT detail of the n .akin - i l.H k.- i sfter 1-v the most coinj.WcorCiinustMon of iii T.ten.lci.t-.t r.-ir.-n:itid skilled sh.HMiMkcrs. n h receive the 1 it:n.-; , i in tho hon industry, an 1 whoe ..rkm:iKu. cniinoi be . If I could t ike you into mv lime t iot .Hos .1: Vr.- kt"ii.l. .., und show you how rnrefullv W. I.. 1 !.,., , ,-. maiie. ou would then iinder.t:i!id bv thev h-'-i tli.-.r li;,tc tit i euer, wear loturer and ar, ,.f prr,i,.r . .:, .. .1, ...... ... w-T.JfPf,Kr';7 CVr r&'vo I'iocs car.not brr equalled st an arte. CAUTION.' 1 he jounce h ire V. 1.. 1..U!,.1V4 an.l price -Ion r...n !..iiV.. No SlllMtitilt.. A-k your dc .!er for V. 1.. s.tj'. .h.v. It h- . 1.11.. 1 y v vou. v nd direct to factory. Mh- ent every here bv mail Catalog tree. W.L.Dougl, Brockton Mu4. I
