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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 17, 1907)
HKENSIBE BY MRS. MARY J. HOLMES Asthor at "Dora D.-nne." "The Enflldh Orphans." " Homestead on the Hllltlde." "Lena Rivers," "McaJowbrook," " I em pes! and Snnshine," "Cousin Maude," etc CI I A PTE II II. Madge her schoolmates called her, be cause the name suited her, they said; but Maddy they called her at home, and there was a world of unutterable tender ness in the voices of the old couple, her grandparents, when they said that name, while their dim eyes lighted up with pride and joy when they rested upon the young girl who answered to the name of Muddy. Their only daughter's only child, she had lived with diem since her moth er's death, for her father was a sea cap tain, who never returned from his last voyage to China, made two months before she was born. Very lonely and desolate would the home of Grandfather Mark ham have been without the presence of Madeline, but with her there, the old red farm house seemed to the aged couple like a paradise. Forty years they had lived there, till ing the rather barren soil of the rocky homestead, and, saving the sad night when they heard that Hichard Clyde was lost at sea, and the far sadder morning when their daughter died, bitter sorrow had not come to them ; and, truly thank ful for the blessings so long vouchsafed them, they had retired each night in peace with God and man, and risen each morn ing to pray. But a change was coming over them. In an evil hour Grandpa Markham had signed a note for a neigh bor and friend, who failed to pay, and bo it fell on Mr. Markham, who, to meet the demand, mortgaged his homestead ; the recreant neighbor still insisting that long before the mortgage should be due, he certainly would be able himself to meet it. This, however, he had not done, and, after twice begging off a foreclos ure, poor old Grandfather Markham found himself at the mercy of a grasping, re morseless man, into whose hands the mortgage hnd passed. It was vain to hope that Silas Slocum would wait. The money must either be forthcoming, or the red farm house be sold, with its few acres of land. Among his neighbors there was not one who had the money to spare, even if he had been willing to do so. And so he must look among strangers. "If I could only help," Madeline had said one evening when they sat talking over their troubles ; "but there's nothing I can do, unless I apply for our school this summer. Mr. Green is committee man ; he likes us, and I don't believe but what he'll let me have It. I mean to go and see;" and, ere the old people had recovered from their astonishment, Made ' line had caught her bonnet and shawl, and was flying down the road. Madeline was a favorite with all, es pecially with Mr. Green, and as the school would be small that summer, the .plan struck him favorably. Her age, however, was an objection, and he must take time to see what others thought of a child like her becoming school mistress. Others thought well of it, and so before thr close of the next day it was gener ally known through Ilonedale that pretty little Madge Clyde had been engaged as teacher, she receiving three dollars a week, with the understanding that she must board herself. It did not take Madeline long to calculate that twelve times three were thirty-six, more than a tenth of what her grandfather must bor row. It seemed like a little fortune, and blithe as a singing bird she flitted about the house, now stopping a moment to fon dle her pet kitten, while she whispered the good news in its very appreciative ear, and then stroking her grandfather's silvery hair, as she said : "You can tell them that you are sure of paying thirty-six dollars in the fall, and if I do well, maybe they'll hire me longer. I mean to try my very best. I wonder if ever anybody before me taught a school when they were only fourteen and a half. Do I look as young as that? If my hair were not short I should do better. What a pity I cut it the last time ; it would have been so long and splendid now." "Never mind the hair, Maddy," the old man said, gazing fondly at her with a half sigh as he remembered another brown head, pillowed now beneath the graveyard turf. "Maybe you won't pass muster, and then the hair will make no differ ence. There's a new committeeman, that Dr. Holbrook from Boston, and new ones are apt to be mighty strict." Instantly Maddy s face flushed all over with nervous dread, as she thought: "What if I should fail?" fancying that to do so would be an eternal disgrace. But she should not. She was called by ev erybody the very best scholar in school, the one whom the teachers always put forward when desirous of showing off, the one whom Mr. Tiverton and Squire Lamb and Lawyer Whittemore always noticed so much. Of course she should not fail, though she did dread Dr. IIol brook, wondering much what he would ask her first, and hoping it would be some thing in arithmetic, provided he did not stumble upon decimals, where she was apt to get bewildered. She had no fears of grammar. She could pick out the most obaure sentence and dissect a dou ble relative with perfect ease; then, as to geography, she could repeat whole pages of that, while in the spelling book, the foundation of a thorough education, as she had been taught, she had no su periors and but a very few equals. Still she would be very glad when it was over, and she appointed Monday, both because it was close at hand, and because that was the day her grandfather had set in which to ride to Aikenside, in an adjoin ing town, and ask its young master for the loan of three hundred dollars. lie could hardly tell why he had thought of applying to Guy Remington for help, unless it were that he once had saved the life of Guy's father, who, as long as he lived, had evinced a great regard for his benefactor, frequently as serting that he meant to do something for him. But the something was never done, the father was drad, and in his strait the old man turned to the son, whom he knew to be very rirh, and who he had been told was exceedingly gener ous. "Hew I wUh I could go with you clear up to Aikenside ! They say it's so beau tiful," Madeline had said, as on Satur day evening they sat discussing the ex pected events of the following Monday, "Mrs. Noah, the housekeeper, had Sarah Jones there once, to sew, ahd she told me all about it. There are graveled walks, and nice green lawns, and big, tall trees, and flowers oh ! so many ! and marble fountains, with gold fishes in the basin ; and statues, big as folks, all over the yard, with two brass lions on the gate posts. But the house is finest of all i Here s a drawing room Digger than a ball room, with carpets that let your feet sink in so far; pictures and mirrors clear to the floor think of that, grandpa ! a looking glass so tall that one can see the very bottom of their dress and know just how it hangs. Dear me! I won der if I'll ever live in such a place as Aikenside?" "No, no, Maddy, no. Be satisfied with the lot where God has put you, and don't be longing after something higher. Our Father in heaven knows just what is best for us ; as He didn't see fit to put you up at Aikenside, 'tain't noways likely you'll ever live in the like of it." "Not unless I should happen to marry a rich man. Poor girls like me have sometimes done that, haven't they?" was Maddy's demure reply. With the earliest dawn Monday she was up, and her grandmother heard her repeating to herself much of what she dreaded Dr. Holbrook might question her upon. Even when bending over the wastub, for there were no servants at the red cottage, a book was arranged be fore her, so that she could study with her eyes, while her small, fat hands and dimpled arms were busy in the suds. Be fore ten o'clock everything was done, the clothes, white as the snowdrops in the garden beds, were swinging on the line, the kitchen floor was scrubbed, the win dows washed, the best room swept, the vegetables cleaned for dinner, and then Maddy's work was finished. "Grandma could do all the rest," she said, and Madeline was free "to put her eyes out over them big books if she liked." Swiftly flew the hours until it was time to be getting ready, when again the short hair was deplored, as before her looking glass Madeline brushed and ar ranged her shining, beautiful locks. "I could see splendidly in Mr. Rem ington's mirrors," she said to herself, with a half-sigh of regret that her lot had not been cast in some such place as Aikenside, instead of there beneath the hill in that wee bit of a cottage, whose rear slanted back until it almost touch ed the ground. "After all, I guess I'm happier here," she thought. "Everybody likes me, while if I were Mr. Guy's sister and lived at Aikenside, I might be proud and wicked." She pinned on her little neat plaid shawl, and, tying the blue ribbons of her coarse straw hat, glanced once more at the formidable cube root, and then hur ried down to where her grandfather and old Sorrel were waiting for her. "I shall be so happy when I cbme back, because it will then be over. Just like having a tooth out, you know," she said to her grandmother,, who bent down for the good-by kiss without which Maddy never left her. "Now, grandpa, drive on ; I was to be there at three," and chirruping herself to Sorrel, the impa tient Madge went riding from the cottage door, chatting cheerily until the village of Devonshire was reached ; then, with a farewell to her grandfather, who never dreamed that the man whom he was seek ing was so near, she tripped up the flag ging walk, and, as we have seen, soon stood in the presence of not only Dr. Hol brook, but also of Guy Remington. Poor, poor little Madge ! CHAPTER III. It. was Guy who received her, Guy who pointed to a chair, Guy who seemed perfectly at home, and naturally enough, she took him for Dr. Holbrook, wonder ing who the other black-haired man could be, and If he meant to stay in there all the ' while. Half guessing the cause of her uneasiness, and feeling more averse than ever to taking part in the matter, the doctor withdrew into the background, and sat where he could not be seen. This brought the short dress into full view, together with the dainty little foot, nerv ously beating the floor. "She's very young," he thought, "too young, h far," and Maddy's chances of success were beginning to decline even before a word had been spoken. How terribly still It was for the time during which telegraphic communications were silently passing between Guy and the doctor; the latter shaking his head decidedly, while the former insisted that he should do his duty. Madeline could almost hear the beatings of her heart, and only by counting and recounting the poplar trees growing across the street could she keep back the tears. At last, summoning all her courage, she lifted her great brown eyes to Guy, and said, plead ingly : "Would you be so kind, sir, as to be gin?" "Yes, certainly," and electrified by that young, bird-like voice, the sweetest save one he had ever heard, Guy knocked down from the pile of books the only one at all appropriate to the occasion. He commenced oiiorations by sharpen ing a lead pencil. Maddy counted every fragment as it fell upon- the floor, wish ing so much that he would commence. Had Guy Remington refloated a little, he would never have consented to do the doctor's work ; but, unaccustomed to country usages, especially those pertain ing to schools and teachers, he did not consider that it mattered which exam ined that young girl, himself or Dr. Hol brook. Viewing it somewhat in the light of a joke, he rather enjoyed it. When the pencil was sharpened sufficiently, he startled Madeline by asking hw name. "Madeline Amelia Clyde," was the meek reply, which Guy quickly recorded. Now, Guy Remington Intended no ir reverence; indeed, be could not tell what he did Intend, or what it wan which prompted his next query : "Who gave you this name?" Perhaps he fancied himself a boy again in the Sunday school, and standing before the railing of the altar, where, with oth ers of his age he had been asked the question propounded to Madeline Clyde, who did not hoar the doctor's smothered laugh as he retreated into the adjoining room. In all her preconceived ideas of this ex amination, she had never dreamed of be ing catechised, and with a feeling of ter ror as she thought of that long answer to the question, "What is thy duty to thy neighbor?" and doubted her ability to repeat it, she said ; "My sponsors, in bap tism, gave mo the first name of Made line Amelia, sir," adding, as she caught and misconstrued the strange gleam in the dark eyes bent upon her, "I am afraid I have forgotten some of the catechism ; I did not know it was necessary in order to teach school." "Certainly, no ; I do not thine It Is. beg your pardon," were Guy Remington's ejaculatory replies, as he glanced from Madeline to the open door of the adjoin ing room, where was visible a slate, on which, in huge letters, the amused doc tor had written "Blockhead." There was something in Madeline's quiet, womanly, earnest manner which commanded Guy's respect, or he would have given vent to the laughter which was choking him, and thrown off his dis guise. But he could not bear now to un deceive her, and, resolutely turning his back upon the doctor, he sat down by the pile of books and commenced the exam ination in earnest, asking first her age, "Going on fifteen," sounded older to Madeline than "fourteen and a half," so "going on fifteen" was the reply, to which Guy responded : "That is very young, Miss Clyde." "Yes, but Mr. Green did not mind. He's the committeeman. He knew how young I was," Madeline said, eagerly, her great brown eyes growing large with the look of fear which came so suddenly into them. "Of course, if your employers are sat isfied It is nothing to me, only I had associated teaching with women much older than yourself. What is logic, Miss Clyde?" The abruptness with which he put the question startled Madeline to such a degree that she could not positively tell whether she had ever heard that word before, much less could she recall its meaning, and so she answered frankly, "I don't know." A girl who did not know what logic was did not know much, in Guy's esti mation, but it would not do to stop here, and so he asked her next how many cases there were in Latin ! Madeline had never looked inside a Latin grammar, and again her truthful "I don't know, sir," fell on Guy's ear, but this time there was a half-despairing tone in the young voice usually so hopeful. "Perhaps, then, you can conjugate the verb Amo," Guy said, his manner indi cating the doubt he was beginning to feel as to her qualifications. Maddy knew well what "conjugate" meant, but that verb Amo, what could It mean? and had she ever heard it be fore? Mr. Remington was waiting for her ; she must say something, and with a gasp she began : "I amo, thou araoest, he amoes. Plural : We amo, ye or you amo, they amo." Guy looked at her aghast for a single moment, and then a comical smile broke all over his face, telling poor Maddy plainer than could words that she had made a most ridiculous mistake. "Oh, sir," she cried, her eyes wearing the look of the frightened hare, "it is not right. I don't knw what it means. Tell me, teach me. What is it to amo?" To most men it would not have seemed a very disagreeable task, teaching young Madeline Clyde "to amo," as she termed it, and some such idea flitted across Guy's mind, as he thought how pretty and bright was the eager face upturned to his, the pure white forehead, suffused with a faint flush, the cheeks a crimson hue, and the pale lips parted slightly as Mad dy appealed to him for the dcSnition of amo." "It is a Latin verb, and means 'to love,' " Guy said, with an emphasis on the last word, which would have made Maddy. blush had she been less anxious and frightened. (To be continued.) Embarrassing;. The little tots of the infant depart ment in a Wllliamstown Sunday school are working a new scheme to raise money for a new piano. Thoy have learned nearly every's one birthday, and collect a cent for each year they are old. One lady who was averse to telling her age even for a good cause gave one little girl a dollar, saying, 'Keep It all." The little collector looked the giver over carefully and asked, "Are yon re ally 100 years old?" Ills First Trousers. Little Tommy was at Sunday school in his first pair of trousers, and a pic ture of a lot of little angels was be fore the class. "Tommy, would you like to be a lit tle angel?" asked the teacher. "No, ma'am," replied Tommy after a careful infection of the picture. "Not to be an angel, Tommy? Why, not?'" inquired the teacher In surprise. "Cause, ma'am, I'd have to give up my new pants," Circumstantial Evidence. A rich New Yorker said to his valet one morning: "Iloskln." "Sir?" said the man. "You are getting careless, Iloskln. "Oh, sir! I hope not, sir." "You don't brush my clothes regular ly any more." "Oh, sir, I assure you " "There, Iloskln, that will do. I left a dollar In my white vest pocket yester day morning and It Is still there." Tommy's Mistake. Teacher Now, Tommy, tell us some thing about Asia- Minor. Tommy Asia Minor? Oh, I guess the Asia minor Is some chap from Asia who Isn't old enough to vote. Model Fonltry Homei The Illustration shows the exterior view and ground plan of a poultry house Intended for one colony of fowls. The house la 12x16 feet on the ground, (nlne feet high In front and six feet In the rear. It has three windows, two on the south side and one on the east end which admit plenty of sunlight. There are no windows on the north and west, thus making a warm corner for roosts and avoiding drafts. It is cov ered with shlplap. paper and siding on the outside, is celled on the Inside and has a good shingle roof. A raised plat form Is built two and a half feet from the main floor In one end of the house. six Inches above which are the roosts. The roosts rest upon a frame fastened to the wall with hinges so that It can be easily raised and the platform cleaned in a very short . time each morning. The space under the roost platform and the entire remaining part lo POULTRY HOUSE. of the house, except the alley, may be used for a scratching room. The alley Is separated from the pen by wire net ting except under the nests where ver tical slats should be used placed two Inches apart Between these slats the chickens feed out of a trough that sits In the alley where they cannot get Into it with their feet AVhy Milk Costa More. Interesting statistics as to the cost of milk production are given by the local milk dealers of a Massachusetts town In an announcement made of an Increase In the retail price of milk to seven cents a quart during the winter months. On this announcement we find the following suggestive compari sons: 'Twenty years ago mill feed cost $14 per ton ; today $22 per ton. Then cot ton seed cost $18 per ton; today $34 per ton. Then, farm labor cost $20 per month; today, $20 per month. Then milch cows cost $45 each; today, $05 each. Formerly a milk dealer's outfit consisted of about' 25 tin cans, costing about $15. Today, for the same busi ness, it- requires bottles, boxes, fillers, coolers, etc., costing $150. Our plumb ing, carpenters' repairs, blacksmithlng and other like expenses have increased 33 per cent. Added to tho above are the constantly Increasing restrictions of state and local boards of health, which undoubtedly Improve the quality of the milk, but at a considerable In crease In cost, which Increase has fallen on the producer and dealer, when It should be paid by the consumer." Farmers and Poultry Fanciers. The farmer has a real grievance against the poultry fancier, In that he has done all of his crossing and In breeding of fathers, daughters, uncles and aunts without any regard to prac tical utility, says Farming, whether the hens from which ho has been breed ing were producing (iO eggs a year or 200 made no difference. His whole aim has been to breed out a fowl flight feather or two, or to create a better comb, or eyes of a better tint at a sacrifice of everything else. The re sult Is that when a farmer goes Into the market to buy thoroughbreds with his money In his pocket ready and will ing to pay for the best stock, he not only often pays for qualities ho does not need, but actually pays a premium for something that has been obtained at a sacrifice of the very qualities which he does need. Thero are a few men, however, raising thoroughbred stock that Is "bred to lay," or to meet certain market demands, and those are the men that should be patronized. Dairy Notes. Large yields per animal means less cost In making them. Success In home dairying depends upon four things : The cow, her care and feeding, the manufacture of the produce, the marketing of the same. TTnipfu a Mir row la nn extra milker she Is less Drofltable than a smaller one that Is a fair milker. The butter product of all cows Is . .... .1 more or less innuencea ry tne care and feeding of the animal. An advantage of dairying In connec- tlon with grain raising Is that It makes a home market for home grown crops. Dairying has this advantage, that Its produce Is In the line of food and is always In demand at some price and Is therefore a money crop to the farmer; to this may be added the fact that the i money comes quits frequently. n ay " 'iii Tr Ntnr i Mil f ff rJ In churning If the friction Is too violent,, the butter Is produced too speedily, It Is deficient In color and does not keep well. When the churn Is quite filled It Is almost Impossible to produce butter, not only because ther.e Is want of air, but also because the cream swells In the process of churning. The value of cream is based on the dry solids It contains and cream from different cows and from the same cows at different periods of the year has a surprising difference In butter value. Stacking Wheat. Years ago It was a common custom to stack the wheat as soon as It was well cured In the shock, but gradually this custom was abandoned until In many parts of the country It was a rare sight to see a stack. Of recent years a reaction seems to be slowly taking place and stacking Is again coming Into fashion, according to a writer In American Agriculturist Tie reason for this Is not in doubt It Is the bitter and costly experiences that have come home to farmers through leaving their grain in the shock until the machine came around. Of course, when everybody stacked and the thrashing season occupied six weeks or more, a majority of the crops were necessarily left standing In the shock for weeks, exposed to 6torms and winds. Now, of course, while It Is a fact that rainy seasons In July are uncommon, they are of sufficiently regular occur rence to make the damage they Inflict far outweigh the cost of annuallly stacking or storing the grain. Stacking can be carried on every moment of the day that the wheat Is dry enough to handle. If the stack is uncompleted at night or when a shower comes up It can be covered with a tar paulin. With his grain once safely In the stack the fanner Is Independent of the weather and the machine boss and can go about his other work serenely conscious that he has done his duty In safeguarding his principal cash crop. Son Fancy Strawberries. Five years ago Henry Jerolaman, the New Jersey strawberry man, pro duced a seedling, specimen fruit which Is here shown. When the Increase of tho first plant had made a row eight feet long Mr. Jero laman on going away one day told the boy left in millionaire. -charge that no berries were to be sold from those plants for less than $1 per quart, thinking that would be prohibi tive. On Ms return the boy handed him $4, a customer having taken four quarts, all that were ready at tho time. Next day the same man re turned and got three quarts more. This was running Into money so fast that Millionaire seemed an appropriate name for the berry. The fruit Illus trated was two two Inches In di ameter and about as largo as any Keen. Many run from one and a quarter to one and a half Inches. The shape Is uniform, being noted ; color KEVITT SEEDLING, no coxeomblng bright red, with a fine gloss; tho average quality good, a!ove to my taste. Its seasons Is long and nearly every berry !s strong and abundant, the plants standing from ten to fifteen Inches high by actual meas urement. To produce strawberries of mam moth size, so that a dozen berries will fill a quart basket, plants should be set out In the early part of August In good, rich soil and kept well cultivated dur ing the growing season. All runners should be kept off the plant Rural New Yorker. Horses arid Grass. A famous veterinary surgeon declares that grass beats all the drugs In crea tion as a sure cure for sick horses and mules. Horses 6hould have a few pounds of grass dally from spring until fall, he says. Tho prevalent notion that it is harmful Is Idiotic and cruel. Grass to horses Is the same as fresh vegetables and fruit to us. Their craving for it proves their need of It Yet Ignorant unfeeling drivers yank them away from It as If It were poison instead of the life-giving medicine it Is, designed by their Maker for them When they gnaw tho bark of trees or eat leaves it is because they crave grass and can't get It Buffalo Ilorso World. New Strawberry Varieties. Several hundred now varieties of strawberries have been Introduced within tho past Ave years, and each has had Its share of praise until the amateur Is confused. Failure with cer taln kinds Is because all varieties do not thrive alike under the same condl tlons. Some will give better results on light soil than on heavy, and some will not thrive except on moist soils. The beginner should endeavor to select a variety that has been tested In his neighborhood with good results. Straw berry plants may te set out in tne rail, though the spring season Is usually nref erred. i Fastening Fence Wire. A better way to fasten wire to a fence post where staples do not hold Is to use short pieces of wire. Twist one end around the wire on one side of the post bring it around on the other side and twist around the wire again. By treating several posts this way the wire will be drawn quite tight with out the aid of a stretcher. tsl 1 1 MlT 'I Want to De an Angel." I want to be an angel And with the angels stand, A crown upon my forehead, A harp within my hand; There right before my Savior, So glorious and so bright, I'd make the sweetest music And praise Him day and night. I never would be weary. Nor ever shed a tear, Nor ever know a' sorrow, Nor ever feel a fear ; But blessed, pure and holy, . I'd dwell in Jesus' Bight, And with ten thousand thousand Praise Him both day and night. I know I'm weak and sinful, But Jesus will forgive, For many little children Have gone to heaven to live. Dear Savior, when 1 languish And lay me down to die, Oh, send a shining angel And bear me to the sky. Oh, there I'll be an angel And with the angels stand, A crown upon my forehead, A harp within my hand ; And there before the Savior, So glorious and so bright I'll join the heavenly music And praise Ilim day and night Tbe Skylark. Bird of the wilderness, Blithesome and cumberless, Sweet be thy matin o'er moorland and lea! Emblem of happiness, Blest is thy dwelling place Oh, to abide in the desert with thee! Wild is thy lay and loud, Far In the downy cloud, Love gives it energy, love gave It birth Where, on thy dewy wing, Where art thou journeying? Thy lay Is in heaven, thy love is on earth, O'er fell and fountain sheen. O'er moor and mountain green, O'er the red steamer that heralds the day. Over the cloudlet dim, Over the rainbow's rim, Musical cherub, soar, singing, away 5 Then, when the gloaming comes, Low in the heather blooms, Sweet will thy welcome and bed of lovf be! Emblem of happiness, Blest is thy dwelling place Oh, to abide in the desert with thee! James Hogg. PARIS TO HAVE POLICE DOGS Four Black Canines Constltnte the Brigade Now Training. As soon as the dog police Is In per fect working order, If you happen to be guilty of a misdemeanor you will hear, "Arretez au nom d'un cheln 1" If you are wise you will "arreter," says the New York Herald's Panis edition. Job, Black, Due and Dick constitute the dog brigade of the Neullly and Paris police force. All of them are black, and thus suited for night work, which Is their specialty. At present they are stationed at police headquar ters in Neullly and are being trained for general use, and particularly for clever sleuth work In the Bols de Boulogne. The dogs are not yet full-fledged po licemen, hence they are still being taught the essentials of their munici pal duty and are making satisfactory progress. Several times a week they are taken to an lnclosure In Neullly, es pecially engaged for, the purpose, where four of the local peace olllcers teach and direct them in the work of being clever and discreet thief catchers. The scheme In the training Is that of teaching the dogs to obey and carry out the Intelligence of their masters in catching evildoers of all kinds. Ac cordingly the dogs are made to answer piomptly tho word of command. They must follow or go ahead, start, stop, attack, desist watch, search or remain, at rest In their very natures they are "at tackers," and when they are given the command "Attaque!" they start for their prey with positive relish. For experimental purposes an "Apache" has been engaged, and his name Is Bou logne. As a matter of fact Boulogne Is a law-abiding, peaceable citi zen, but. In the manner the dogs are trained to regard him, he Is anything on the outlaw category from horse thief to an assassin. Thus the dogs have their eyes on him nil the time and await orders to pounce on him. Just Crying- (or n Hat. "I noticed that your wife didn't look very well this morning," said Nexdore. "Oli, It's nothing serious," replied Marryat, smiling. , "I remarked that her eyes were very; red and tearful." "Yes ; It's merely a case of what yon might call 'millinery hysteria.' " The Catholic Standard and Times. Ills Only Object. Towne Young Itoxley Is learning to be a machinist Browne Well, now, that's commen dable ; wants to have a trade so that if anything should happen to his fortune he Towne Oh, no; he simply wants to be able to keep his motor car going. Philadelphia Press. When a girl of 10 gets a letter writ ten by A Man, she uses the envelops for the next six months as a book: mark. The average Young Thing talks of her future as If as many vocations of fered, and they were as easy to pick. up as pins from a cushion.