Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, August 22, 1907, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextI ! FAS' 3n: Fane: to'. mi n isnwra UHdl A ALCOHOL 3 PER f'Kv-p" AVcgelablePrcpantfionforAs s fm ila t in f he Footf ant r Rpd i iia lingllie Stomachs andDowds of Promotes DigostionJOieerfii ness and Restfontalns neilher OpiiaiuMorphinx' norMiocraL WOT NARCOTIC. SV-MSBBSSSMI SsMSBBSBBSVM eciptofOhlIk&MILmwm Rnspkia Sttd" jUx-Smm JbciMeSdh- VhrmSrtd' Climtlnl Sutpr V&iltnmn firm Ancrfect Rcmcdv for Consflpa Hon , Sour Stomach.D'larrhoea Worms .Coixvulsions.fcvErisli ncss andLoss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought TBUMPET CALLS. MARCONI AT. THE KEY. Ram 'a Horn Bound a Warning Not Making- Thornier and Lightning in Bears tho , Signature AtV For In Use Over Thirty Years Exact Copy of Wrapper. thb otMTun company, new touk orrr. IJU I III PI to the Unredeemed. The man who looks for good could not look for anything he will be more certain to And. When truth goes Into battle it al ways fights In the front rank. The yoke of Christ will not fit a stiff neek. The faith that moves mountains be gins on mole hills. A whole menagerie of Bin can hide behind one doubt This world Is too small to show Just how big a good man Is. Doing will not take us to heaven, but not doing may keep us out. The biggest of all cowards is the one who is afraid to do right. It Is the man who believes some thing who does something. A preacher with a warm heart will not long have a cold church. There is no pew in any church that the devil has not sometimes occupied. Job never made money any faster than he did while he wm down in the dust Whenever the good seed of truth Is sown, the Lord will see to it that some grows. As long as prize fighting pays bet ter than preaching, the devil will have plenty of hired help. Call the devil by his right name, and there are men In every crowd who will take It as a personal affront. His 1'arla Workshop. The asphalt floor Is coverod with a carpet of rubber. The walls and ceil ings are In hardwood Strange Instru ments lie in each corner of the room. Sagacllr of naren. ! A case of remarkable sagacity In a pair of ravens. is related In the Field.1 Two collie dogs were hunting rabbits j and the ravens were soaring overhead, j As tho dogs drove the rabbit out into the open near tho top of a hill it ran straight Into a trap and was cuught. MARK TWAIN'S CHILDREN. Longevity. "My State," said tie Virginian, "is the mother of Presidents." "yes," said the Ohio man, "but the old lady has outlived her boys half a century or more." rrofeaalonnl Advice. Fhysiclan You'll have to be careful this summer and not overexert your self.. Patient Then you think I ought to take a vacation, eh? Physician Certainly not. Didn't I Just tell you not to overexert yourself? The Conversation of Coin. "Money talks," said the succinct per son. "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne, "and Some of It seems at present to be quite gossipy and scandalous In its remarks." Washington Star. Trace of the Teddy Bear. When it sits up on its haunches, In pose for catching flies ; When it ogles you, my children, with Its wicked little eyes ; When it reuclies out caressingly, its fore paws in the air That Is the time of peril, dear! No truce with the Teddy Bear I A groat irrigation project involving an expenditure of about $2.",iMK),0X) has been authorized by the Secretary of State for India. Won! Thing About Them. "Appearances," remarked Mrs. High num, "are ro deceitful." "I don't mind that so much," sighed Mrs. Amhish, "but they're so expensive to keep up !" Peculiar Hindoo Drama. Drums used In Hindoo religious pro cessions are called doles. They are made of baked earth, and sometimes a yard long, and twice as large at the center as at either end. Kettle drums are thin copper basins or bowls, cov ered with parchment or calf-skin, which Is held in place by an Iron hoop. Headquarters for Information. Dicky You don't b'lieve that story about Little Red Riding Hood an' the wolf, do you? Kitty Course I do. Dicky Well, if you'll jist write to Pres'dent Roosevelt an' ask him about it he'll tell you it's a fake. Knew Better. Nan O, that story looks too long. I don't want to read it. Fan Yes, you do. It's a story about a woman you don't like. OLBS oke A Case Where Attempted Punish. ment Proved a Hopeleaa Failure. Ordinary punishments answered very well for Susy. She was a thinker and would reason out the purpose of them, apply the lesson and achieve the re form required. But It was much less easy to devise punishments that would reform Clara. This was because she was a philosopher who was always turning her attention to finding some thing good and satisfactory and enter taining in everything that came her way. Consequently It was sometimes pretty discouraging to the troubled mother to find that after all her pains and thought In Inventing what she meant to be a severe and reform com pelling punishment the child had en tirely missed the severities through her native disposition to get Interest and pleasure out of them as novelties. The mother, In her anxiety to find a pen alty that would take sharp hold and do Its work effectively, at last resorted, with a sore heart and with a reproach ful conscience to that punishment which the Incorrigible criminal in the penitentiary dreads above all the other punitive miseries which the warden In flicts upon him for his good solitary confinement In the dark chamber. The grieved and worried mother shut Clara up In a very small clothes closet and went away and left her there for fif teen minutes. , It was all that the mother heart could endure. Then she came softly back and listened listened for the sobs, but there weren t any ; there were muffled and n n ,t I . i a At t t il... J .a wii u I'wiuurui rniseu a yara aDove tne as me uogs came near me ravens came floor, says a writer In ly Itelue, Is a ( down and by loud croaking managed table with a transmitting key upon It to drive away both. (Hicy then started and a large wooden lever, also used In ' to devour the rabbit, which they quick- transmitting. Marconi Is on the plat- ly dispatched. form, his hand grasping the levr. "Now," he says, "be careful. When I signal to the electrician 50.000 volts will enter the room. Stand behind me and touch nothing, Do not approach those colls, because tho current will not wait for you to touch them ; It will leap out upon you." The signal given, a lever Is pulled and a dull noise is heard. The needle of the voltmeter begins to move on the dial and to attain all Borts of high fig ures. "Now," eayB Marconi, "I will com municate with the nearest station," and he presses the key of the trans mitter. s There Is a blinding blue flash, and at each pressure on the key sparks nearly two feet In length start from between the two silvery balls of the in duction reel. One of these bails is In I ianking by Mail "Bom per." The word "bumper," meaning a drinking vessel, derived its origin from the Roman Catholic religion. It was the custom in England in an cient times to drink the health of the Pope after dinner In a full glass of wine. This was called "au bon pere," from which we have the contraction "bumper." Lack in Small TTnmbera. "I hear," said HI Tragedy, "that while you were playing In one of the country, towns a fire broke out in the theater." "Yes," replied Low Comedy, "and there might have been a horrible panic but for one thing." "What was that?" "There weren't enough people In the house to create one." sounds, but they could not be construed Into sobs. The mother waited half an hour longer. By that time she was FED AND KERT OPES i&YlMPlJRITIES INTHE:-BL0QD Whenever a sore refuses to teal It Js because the blood is not pure and Buffering so Intensely with sorrow and healthy, as it should be, but is infected with poisonous germs or some old compassion for the little prisoner that blood taint which has corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most ' Bne was not able to wRlt any longer usually afflicted with old sores are persons who have reached or passed mid- 1 for tne distressed sounds which she had die life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have naturally I countej upon t0 Inform her when there begun to decline, and the poisonous germs which have accumulated because : jaj been punishment enough and the Of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint j reform accomplished. She opened the wjncn nas imncrto oeen ucm in cnecK, now iorce an ouuci on ue iace, arms, cjoset Bet the prisoner free and take legs or other part of the body. The place grows red and angry, festers and her bacfc lnto her lovlng favor and for. eats into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn , neB but e result was not the Nothing is more trying and disagreeable than a stubborn, non-healing sore. The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments is good reason for suspicion; the same germ -producing cancerous ulcers is back of every Did sore, and especially i3 this true if the trouble is an inherited one. Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can I . .. do any permanent good: neither will remov 1 I was afflicted with, a sore on my , A - . ... raceof tour oars' standing-? & ing the sore with caustic plasters or the cvai i a small pimple at first but it surgeon's knife make a lasting cure. If fnraeveryytray n ??d every particle of the diseased flesh were several1 "sfclan1"1 The SUlaTl aCQ away another sore would come, be treatod me but thsore confinued cause the trouble is in the blood, and the to grow worse. I saw S. B.I B. ad- BLOOD CANNOT BE CUT AWAY, vertlsed and commenced its use . , , , and after uklng it a while I was The cure must come by a thorough cleans completely cured. My blood is w cf the blood. In S. S. S. will be found cow pure BLd hbalthy from the 1. r , j Bffoot of a. S. S., and thero has not a remedy for Sores and ulcers of every kind, been any stea of the sore since it is an unequalled blood purifier one that B.S.S. cured it. j- 1 TH.UH.UWx.Ii- goes uirecuy init tiicuiiiuuu anu promptly cleanses it cf all poisons and taints. It gets down to the very bottom of the trouble and forces out every trace of im purity and makes a complete and lasting cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of th blood so that instead of feeding the diseased farts with impurities, it nourishes the rritated, inflamed flesh with healthy blood. Then the sore begins to lieal, new flesh is formed, all pain and inflammation leaves, the place scabs over, and when S. S. S. has purified the blood the Bore is Permanently cured. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores. Write for our special book on sores and ulcers and any other medical advica POU desire. e mate no charge lor the boot or advice. r THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm Teacher Now, Harold, can you tell me what water Is? Small Harold Yes, ma'am. It's mud with the dirt taken out. Little Dot (reading) Tommy, what Is the missing -link? Small Tommy It's papa's cuff button when it rolls un der the dresser. Little Bobby (with paper) What's an autocrat, Margie? Little Margie An autocrat Is a person who who owns an autocar. Friend (teaslngly) Oh, your cat hasn't such nice long whiskers as my cat has. Johnnie (Indignantly Pooh, that's nothin'; my cat's got fleas. Edgar Does your mother ever give you anything when you (tre real good? Inarticulate j Jlmmle No; but you bet she gives it luring the teething period. communication with the earth and the j other with a rod. Each spark reprc-1 Mothers will find Mrs. wmsiow's Boothiue sents an Impulsion which is communl- Byrup the b-st remedy to use lortheirchUdrea cated from the battery to the rod, and from this rod the electrician sets In motion the vibrations of the ether call ed Hertzian waves. These waves expand In space In ev ery direction at a speed of 300,000 kilo meters a second; that Is to say, seven times the circumference of the earth. They are Independent of wind and tem perature and glide above the surface of the earth and sea, striking on their way the wireless stations that lie far beyond the horizon. At each blinding flash that accompa nies the movement of the key a noise like the report of a rifle is heard. It is an awe-inspiring spectacle, the Inventor calmly standing there pressing the key amid the lightning and the thun der. The operator Is obliged to stuff his ears with wool. It appears, how ever, that recently Marconi has found means of doing away with the noise al most completely. WE PAY INTEREST On isvingi deposits of s dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is just as easy to open a Savings Account with ns by Mail as if you lived next door. Send for our free book let, "Banking by Mail," and learn lull particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. West Union, Ohio. PURELY VEGETABLE one expected. The captive had manu factured a fairy cavern out of the closet, and friendly fairies out of the clothes hanging from the hooks and was having a most sinful and unre pentant good time and requested per mission to spend the rest of the day there! From Mark Twain's Autobiog raphy In North American Review. An Vnaavorj- Source. Mrs. McDonlad McLean, who has Deen re-elected president of the Daugh ters of the American Revolution, said of ancestry at a dinner lnNew York: "I think we would all, If we had our choice, prefer to be well born. Good children are more apt to come from good than from bad parents. Then, besides, good birth Is a recom mendation. In everything, everything, we consider the source. "It Is like the Btory of the school teacher. There was a teacher, teach ing In a very poor neighborhood, who received daily gifts of flowers from to me good and proper when I ain't Sunday School Teacher What does this verse mean where it says : "And the lot fell upon Jonah?" Bright Boy I guess It means the whole gang Jumped on him. "Now, Johnny," said the Sunday school teacher, "what do we learn from the story of Samson?" "That It doesn't pay to let a woman cut a fellow's hair," replied Johnny, whose mother had recently treated him to an unsat isfactory haircut Young Man (In parlor) Willie, do you think your sister cares anything for me? Small Willie I don't know, but I'm betting her other fellow will win. Young Man Why o you think bo? Small Willie Because mamma makes me keep out of the parlor when be calls. Poor Thingr. "I don't suppose Miss Passay ever had any beaux when she was a young girl." "No, she was too dignified and old-fashioned." "And the men don't like her now, j either." "No, she's too kittenish now." Phil adelphia Ledger. Wily Woman. """" "Women are such convenient liars,' declared Mr. Jefferson Judd. "WheD the Wigglnses were here to dinner you kept saying Mrs. Wiggins didn't eal enough to keep a bird alive. You know that wasn't so." "Well," retorted Mrs. Judd. "There's different kinds of birds. You may have had a canary In your mind while I was referring to an ostrich." Kan sas City Times. riTft St. Vitus' Dance ana all Nervous Disease II I O permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Grrat Nerve Restorer. Bend for FREE 2 trial bottle and treatise. Ir. U. H-KlUe, LA., 831 Arch St., Phua,la Ills Easy Job. "Isn't this a wearisome sort of occu pation?" asked the customer. "You have to remember so much, and answer so many questions." "Not at all, madam," answered the book store salesman. "All I have to remember is the titles, names of authors, and prices." "You sell a great many of the popular novels, don't you?" "Yes, ma'am, but I don't have to read them." jVot Aln Sate. "Don't you think a man ought to tell his wife all about his business affafrs?" "I should nay not. A friend of mine w!o was about to mart on' a journey bor rowed $50 from a rich old untie and then told his wife of it. lie was wrecked at sea, crushed in a railway collision, or something of thit sort, and when his wife collected his life insurance, of course, she felt bound to pay back that loan." 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I Ik It I could I ike you int niv 1 irc factories at Itrockton.Mass.. and show jxmi h'i carefully iMugla shoes are made, yon would then uml-iKtaiul why I hey hold their shape, fit better, weir longer ami are of cre.-iter value than any other make. : Gift Edga and SB Cold Bond Shooa cannot bo mojuallad at any prlco. jinugias gt:itnis tils name and price on the tiotuim to protect yuu against uign prices sum ini.nor sn'tew. -j awe no anatitiitff. rvmi ny ine nest Nioe uesiers ererywnere. lart OrMftltUutcdtxcUuntiti. Cmtakf maiUd ret. W.l. VOI VLIS, Urwkua, afaaa. Appropriate. "Here, clerk! I'm In a hurry. I want a book for my husband. It's his birthday. And I want it for a present. Show me what you have and be quick about it! Nothing too expensive, mind you, and I don't want anything too cheap, either, do you hear? He's a mild mannered man, and not fond of sports, go don't 6how me anything In that line. For goodness sake, don't of fer me any of these trashy novels, and no matter how much you try to per suade me I won't take anything In the way of history or biography. Come, now, I'm In a dreadful hurry, and I've one of her pupils, a ragged little boy. already wasted too much time here. Of The flowers were of all sorts, some-1 course you don't know my husband, but times costly hot-house blooms, some-'from all I've said can't you suggest times simple, old-fashioned garden something appropriate?' flowers. As a rule, they were some-l "Yes, ma'am. Here Is a little volume what faded. One day the boy brought entitled, 'How to Manage a Talking rl. tonoher r srreat hououet of mauve Machine. Lieeiauu i lain Dealer. orchids. To be sure they were much wilted, but none the less It could be seen that they had once cost a great deal of money. The puzzled teacher, as she took them, said : " 'Jimmy, where do you get all these flowers that you give me? You don't steal them, I hope?' '"Oh, no, ma'am,' the youngster an swered. 'Father's an ash man. " The Scorcher. Tia In vain he seeks to warn, The auto goes so fast You haven't time to hear the horn. Washington Star. Ths clock gets there hand over hand. Julius Caesar. The consensus of learned opinion Is to the effect that history's all around greatest man was Julius Caesar, the oriK''Iiator of Roman Inrperlalism. Cae sar was great as a general and great as a writer and speaker, but greater as a statesman. Could ho have lieen spared the assassin's dagger and been permitted to live ten years longer he might have set civilization ahend a full thousand years. New York American. It's a fortunate thing that babies can't say what thvy think of the baby talk women hand them. "Dunce." It Is a strange fact that the .word "dunce," meaning a stupid person, comes from the name of one of the most eminent scholars of his time, Duns Sootus. In the Reformation the works of the schoolmen fell into disfavor with the reformers, and Duns, who was the loader of the schoolmen, was often spoken of with scorn by the votaries of the new learning. As time went by the name of Duns became a byword for utter stupidity. Candor. Borem Hello, old man! What's the matter? You look disgusted. Cutting Yes, I feel that way. Borem Why, what have you run up against now? Cutting Y'ou. I didn't see you soon enough to escape. Philadelphia Press. A Hair Dressing Nearly every one likes a fine hair dressing. Something to make the hair more manage able; to keep it from being too rough, or from splitting at the ends. Something, too, that will feed the hair at the same time, a regular hair-food. Well-fedhairwillbestrong,and will remain where it belongs on the head, not on the comb! The beet kind of a testimonial "Sold tor over sixty years." A AUd bv J. C. ATT Co., Lowell. . lao naour.otur.ri of 9 S.RS4PARILLA. j?rc Lis. UWf O CHIERV PECTORAL. 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