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The man who
looks for good
could not look for
anything he will
be more certain to
And.
When truth goes
Into battle it al
ways fights In the
front rank.
The yoke of Christ will not fit a
stiff neek.
The faith that moves mountains be
gins on mole hills.
A whole menagerie of Bin can hide
behind one doubt
This world Is too small to show Just
how big a good man Is.
Doing will not take us to heaven, but
not doing may keep us out.
The biggest of all cowards is the one
who is afraid to do right.
It Is the man who believes some
thing who does something.
A preacher with a warm heart will
not long have a cold church.
There is no pew in any church that
the devil has not sometimes occupied.
Job never made money any faster
than he did while he wm down in the
dust
Whenever the good seed of truth Is
sown, the Lord will see to it that some
grows.
As long as prize fighting pays bet
ter than preaching, the devil will have
plenty of hired help.
Call the devil by his right name, and
there are men In every crowd who will
take It as a personal affront.
His 1'arla Workshop.
The asphalt floor Is coverod with a
carpet of rubber. The walls and ceil
ings are In hardwood Strange Instru
ments lie in each corner of the room.
Sagacllr of naren. !
A case of remarkable sagacity In a
pair of ravens. is related In the Field.1
Two collie dogs were hunting rabbits j
and the ravens were soaring overhead, j
As tho dogs drove the rabbit out into
the open near tho top of a hill it ran
straight Into a trap and was cuught.
MARK TWAIN'S CHILDREN.
Longevity.
"My State," said tie Virginian, "is the
mother of Presidents."
"yes," said the Ohio man, "but the
old lady has outlived her boys half a
century or more."
rrofeaalonnl Advice.
Fhysiclan You'll have to be careful
this summer and not overexert your
self.. Patient Then you think I ought to
take a vacation, eh?
Physician Certainly not. Didn't I
Just tell you not to overexert yourself?
The Conversation of Coin.
"Money talks," said the succinct per
son. "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne, "and
Some of It seems at present to be quite
gossipy and scandalous In its remarks."
Washington Star.
Trace of the Teddy Bear.
When it sits up on its haunches, In
pose for catching flies ;
When it ogles you, my children, with Its
wicked little eyes ;
When it reuclies out caressingly, its fore
paws in the air
That Is the time of peril, dear! No
truce with the Teddy Bear I
A groat irrigation project involving an
expenditure of about $2.",iMK),0X) has been
authorized by the Secretary of State for
India.
Won! Thing About Them.
"Appearances," remarked Mrs. High
num, "are ro deceitful."
"I don't mind that so much," sighed
Mrs. Amhish, "but they're so expensive
to keep up !"
Peculiar Hindoo Drama.
Drums used In Hindoo religious pro
cessions are called doles. They are
made of baked earth, and sometimes
a yard long, and twice as large at the
center as at either end. Kettle drums
are thin copper basins or bowls, cov
ered with parchment or calf-skin,
which Is held in place by an Iron hoop.
Headquarters for Information.
Dicky You don't b'lieve that story
about Little Red Riding Hood an' the
wolf, do you?
Kitty Course I do.
Dicky Well, if you'll jist write to
Pres'dent Roosevelt an' ask him about it
he'll tell you it's a fake.
Knew Better.
Nan O, that story looks too long. I
don't want to read it.
Fan Yes, you do. It's a story about
a woman you don't like.
OLBS
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A Case Where Attempted Punish.
ment Proved a Hopeleaa Failure.
Ordinary punishments answered very
well for Susy. She was a thinker and
would reason out the purpose of them,
apply the lesson and achieve the re
form required. But It was much less
easy to devise punishments that would
reform Clara. This was because she
was a philosopher who was always
turning her attention to finding some
thing good and satisfactory and enter
taining in everything that came her
way. Consequently It was sometimes
pretty discouraging to the troubled
mother to find that after all her pains
and thought In Inventing what she
meant to be a severe and reform com
pelling punishment the child had en
tirely missed the severities through her
native disposition to get Interest and
pleasure out of them as novelties. The
mother, In her anxiety to find a pen
alty that would take sharp hold and
do Its work effectively, at last resorted,
with a sore heart and with a reproach
ful conscience to that punishment
which the Incorrigible criminal in the
penitentiary dreads above all the other
punitive miseries which the warden In
flicts upon him for his good solitary
confinement In the dark chamber. The
grieved and worried mother shut Clara
up In a very small clothes closet and
went away and left her there for fif
teen minutes. , It was all that the
mother heart could endure. Then she
came softly back and listened listened
for the sobs, but there weren t any ;
there were muffled and
n n ,t I . i a At t t il... J .a
wii u I'wiuurui rniseu a yara aDove tne as me uogs came near me ravens came
floor, says a writer In ly Itelue, Is a ( down and by loud croaking managed
table with a transmitting key upon It to drive away both. (Hicy then started
and a large wooden lever, also used In ' to devour the rabbit, which they quick-
transmitting. Marconi Is on the plat- ly dispatched.
form, his hand grasping the levr.
"Now," he says, "be careful. When
I signal to the electrician 50.000 volts
will enter the room. Stand behind me
and touch nothing, Do not approach
those colls, because tho current will not
wait for you to touch them ; It will
leap out upon you."
The signal given, a lever Is pulled
and a dull noise is heard. The needle
of the voltmeter begins to move on the
dial and to attain all Borts of high fig
ures. "Now," eayB Marconi, "I will com
municate with the nearest station,"
and he presses the key of the trans
mitter. s
There Is a blinding blue flash, and
at each pressure on the key sparks
nearly two feet In length start from
between the two silvery balls of the in
duction reel. One of these bails is In I
ianking by Mail
"Bom per."
The word "bumper," meaning a
drinking vessel, derived its origin from
the Roman Catholic religion.
It was the custom in England in an
cient times to drink the health of the
Pope after dinner In a full glass of
wine. This was called "au bon pere,"
from which we have the contraction
"bumper."
Lack in Small TTnmbera.
"I hear," said HI Tragedy, "that
while you were playing In one of the
country, towns a fire broke out in the
theater."
"Yes," replied Low Comedy, "and
there might have been a horrible panic
but for one thing."
"What was that?"
"There weren't enough people In the
house to create one."
sounds, but they could not be construed
Into sobs. The mother waited half an
hour longer. By that time she was
FED AND
KERT OPES
i&YlMPlJRITIES INTHE:-BL0QD
Whenever a sore refuses to teal It Js because the blood is not pure and Buffering so Intensely with sorrow and
healthy, as it should be, but is infected with poisonous germs or some old compassion for the little prisoner that
blood taint which has corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most ' Bne was not able to wRlt any longer
usually afflicted with old sores are persons who have reached or passed mid- 1 for tne distressed sounds which she had
die life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have naturally I countej upon t0 Inform her when there
begun to decline, and the poisonous germs which have accumulated because : jaj been punishment enough and the
Of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint j reform accomplished. She opened the
wjncn nas imncrto oeen ucm in cnecK, now iorce an ouuci on ue iace, arms, cjoset Bet the prisoner free and take
legs or other part of the body. The place grows red and angry, festers and her bacfc lnto her lovlng favor and for.
eats into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn , neB but e result was not the
Nothing is more trying and disagreeable than a stubborn, non-healing sore.
The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments is good reason
for suspicion; the same germ -producing cancerous ulcers is back of every
Did sore, and especially i3 this true if the trouble is an inherited one.
Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can
I . .. do any permanent good: neither will remov
1 I was afflicted with, a sore on my , A - . ...
raceof tour oars' standing-? & ing the sore with caustic plasters or the
cvai i a small pimple at first but it surgeon's knife make a lasting cure. If
fnraeveryytray n ??d every particle of the diseased flesh were
several1 "sfclan1"1 The SUlaTl aCQ away another sore would come, be
treatod me but thsore confinued cause the trouble is in the blood, and the
to grow worse. I saw S. B.I B. ad- BLOOD CANNOT BE CUT AWAY,
vertlsed and commenced its use . , , ,
and after uklng it a while I was The cure must come by a thorough cleans
completely cured. My blood is w cf the blood. In S. S. S. will be found
cow pure BLd hbalthy from the 1. r , j
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cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of th
blood so that instead of feeding the diseased
farts with impurities, it nourishes the
rritated, inflamed flesh with healthy blood.
Then the sore begins to lieal, new flesh is formed, all pain and inflammation
leaves, the place scabs over, and when S. S. S. has purified the blood the
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Teacher Now, Harold, can you tell
me what water Is? Small Harold
Yes, ma'am. It's mud with the dirt
taken out.
Little Dot (reading) Tommy, what
Is the missing -link? Small Tommy
It's papa's cuff button when it rolls un
der the dresser.
Little Bobby (with paper) What's
an autocrat, Margie? Little Margie
An autocrat Is a person who who
owns an autocar.
Friend (teaslngly) Oh, your cat
hasn't such nice long whiskers as my
cat has. Johnnie (Indignantly Pooh,
that's nothin'; my cat's got fleas.
Edgar Does your mother ever give
you anything when you (tre real good?
Inarticulate j Jlmmle No; but you bet she gives it
luring the teething period.
communication with the earth and the j
other with a rod. Each spark reprc-1 Mothers will find Mrs. wmsiow's Boothiue
sents an Impulsion which is communl- Byrup the b-st remedy to use lortheirchUdrea
cated from the battery to the rod, and
from this rod the electrician sets In
motion the vibrations of the ether call
ed Hertzian waves.
These waves expand In space In ev
ery direction at a speed of 300,000 kilo
meters a second; that Is to say, seven
times the circumference of the earth.
They are Independent of wind and tem
perature and glide above the surface
of the earth and sea, striking on their
way the wireless stations that lie far
beyond the horizon.
At each blinding flash that accompa
nies the movement of the key a noise
like the report of a rifle is heard. It is
an awe-inspiring spectacle, the Inventor
calmly standing there pressing the
key amid the lightning and the thun
der. The operator Is obliged to stuff
his ears with wool. It appears, how
ever, that recently Marconi has found
means of doing away with the noise al
most completely.
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one expected. The captive had manu
factured a fairy cavern out of the
closet, and friendly fairies out of the
clothes hanging from the hooks and
was having a most sinful and unre
pentant good time and requested per
mission to spend the rest of the day
there! From Mark Twain's Autobiog
raphy In North American Review.
An Vnaavorj- Source.
Mrs. McDonlad McLean, who has
Deen re-elected president of the Daugh
ters of the American Revolution, said
of ancestry at a dinner lnNew York:
"I think we would all, If we had
our choice, prefer to be well born.
Good children are more apt to come
from good than from bad parents.
Then, besides, good birth Is a recom
mendation. In everything, everything,
we consider the source.
"It Is like the Btory of the school
teacher. There was a teacher, teach
ing In a very poor neighborhood, who
received daily gifts of flowers from
to me good and proper when I ain't
Sunday School Teacher What does
this verse mean where it says : "And
the lot fell upon Jonah?" Bright Boy
I guess It means the whole gang
Jumped on him.
"Now, Johnny," said the Sunday
school teacher, "what do we learn from
the story of Samson?" "That It doesn't
pay to let a woman cut a fellow's
hair," replied Johnny, whose mother
had recently treated him to an unsat
isfactory haircut
Young Man (In parlor) Willie, do
you think your sister cares anything
for me? Small Willie I don't know,
but I'm betting her other fellow will
win. Young Man Why o you think
bo? Small Willie Because mamma
makes me keep out of the parlor when
be calls.
Poor Thingr.
"I don't suppose Miss Passay ever
had any beaux when she was a young
girl."
"No, she was too dignified and old-fashioned."
"And the men don't like her now, j
either."
"No, she's too kittenish now." Phil
adelphia Ledger.
Wily Woman. """"
"Women are such convenient liars,'
declared Mr. Jefferson Judd. "WheD
the Wigglnses were here to dinner you
kept saying Mrs. Wiggins didn't eal
enough to keep a bird alive. You know
that wasn't so."
"Well," retorted Mrs. Judd. "There's
different kinds of birds. You may
have had a canary In your mind while
I was referring to an ostrich." Kan
sas City Times.
riTft St. Vitus' Dance ana all Nervous Disease
II I O permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Grrat
Nerve Restorer. Bend for FREE 2 trial bottle and
treatise. Ir. U. H-KlUe, LA., 831 Arch St., Phua,la
Ills Easy Job.
"Isn't this a wearisome sort of occu
pation?" asked the customer. "You have
to remember so much, and answer so
many questions."
"Not at all, madam," answered the
book store salesman. "All I have to
remember is the titles, names of authors,
and prices."
"You sell a great many of the popular
novels, don't you?"
"Yes, ma'am, but I don't have to read
them."
jVot Aln Sate.
"Don't you think a man ought to tell
his wife all about his business affafrs?"
"I should nay not. A friend of mine
w!o was about to mart on' a journey bor
rowed $50 from a rich old untie and then
told his wife of it. lie was wrecked at
sea, crushed in a railway collision, or
something of thit sort, and when his wife
collected his life insurance, of course, she
felt bound to pay back that loan."
Bon'! Push
The horse can draw the
load without help, if you
reduce friction to almost
nothing by applying
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MicaAxK
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to the wheels.
No other lubri
cant ever made
wears so long
and savesso much
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No Rltfht to Complain.
"See here!" cried the Irate man.
"I
purpose to sue you. Look at my head
You professed to cure "
"Walt a minute," Interrupted the
maker of Fakeley's Balsam; "we ad
vertise merely that we cure partial
baldness and not "
"Well, I was only partially bald when
I started using your stuff; now
haven't a hair!"
"Well, then you're cured of your par
tlal baldness, aren't you?"
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THE KEASOX Y. I Iouglas Klines are worn by more people
In all walks of life thin any otlier make, is because of their
exncUeiit style. eay fitting, and superior wearing qualities.
The selection of the leathers anil other materials for each part
of the tilnw, aiHi everv detail of the making is looked alter ty
the mont eoinpictenrg.iniMtionof superintendents, foremen an
skilled nhoemiikers, who recclvn the nlghest wages paid In
shoe industry, and wh workmanship cannot be excelled
My$4G
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It I could I ike you int niv 1 irc factories at Itrockton.Mass..
and show jxmi h'i carefully iMugla shoes are made, yon
would then uml-iKtaiul why I hey hold their shape, fit better,
weir longer ami are of cre.-iter value than any other make.
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jinugias gt:itnis tils name and price on the tiotuim to protect yuu against uign prices
sum ini.nor sn'tew. -j awe no anatitiitff. rvmi ny ine nest Nioe uesiers ererywnere.
lart OrMftltUutcdtxcUuntiti. Cmtakf maiUd ret. W.l. VOI VLIS, Urwkua, afaaa.
Appropriate.
"Here, clerk! I'm In a hurry. I
want a book for my husband. It's his
birthday. And I want it for a present.
Show me what you have and be quick
about it! Nothing too expensive, mind
you, and I don't want anything too
cheap, either, do you hear? He's a
mild mannered man, and not fond of
sports, go don't 6how me anything In
that line. For goodness sake, don't of
fer me any of these trashy novels, and
no matter how much you try to per
suade me I won't take anything In the
way of history or biography. Come,
now, I'm In a dreadful hurry, and I've
one of her pupils, a ragged little boy. already wasted too much time here. Of
The flowers were of all sorts, some-1 course you don't know my husband, but
times costly hot-house blooms, some-'from all I've said can't you suggest
times simple, old-fashioned garden something appropriate?'
flowers. As a rule, they were some-l "Yes, ma'am. Here Is a little volume
what faded. One day the boy brought entitled, 'How to Manage a Talking
rl. tonoher r srreat hououet of mauve Machine. Lieeiauu i lain Dealer.
orchids. To be sure they were much
wilted, but none the less It could be
seen that they had once cost a great
deal of money. The puzzled teacher,
as she took them, said :
" 'Jimmy, where do you get all these
flowers that you give me? You don't
steal them, I hope?'
'"Oh, no, ma'am,' the youngster an
swered. 'Father's an ash man. "
The Scorcher.
Tia In vain he seeks to warn,
The auto goes so fast
You haven't time to hear the horn.
Washington Star.
Ths clock gets there hand over hand.
Julius Caesar.
The consensus of learned opinion Is
to the effect that history's all around
greatest man was Julius Caesar, the
oriK''Iiator of Roman Inrperlalism. Cae
sar was great as a general and great
as a writer and speaker, but greater
as a statesman. Could ho have lieen
spared the assassin's dagger and been
permitted to live ten years longer he
might have set civilization ahend a full
thousand years. New York American.
It's a fortunate thing that babies
can't say what thvy think of the baby
talk women hand them.
"Dunce."
It Is a strange fact that the .word
"dunce," meaning a stupid person,
comes from the name of one of the
most eminent scholars of his time,
Duns Sootus.
In the Reformation the works of the
schoolmen fell into disfavor with the
reformers, and Duns, who was the
loader of the schoolmen, was often
spoken of with scorn by the votaries
of the new learning. As time went by
the name of Duns became a byword for
utter stupidity.
Candor.
Borem Hello, old man! What's the
matter? You look disgusted.
Cutting Yes, I feel that way.
Borem Why, what have you run up
against now?
Cutting Y'ou. I didn't see you soon
enough to escape. Philadelphia Press.
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Dressing
Nearly every one likes a fine
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able; to keep it from being
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