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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 15, 1907)
HEALTH NOTES FOR AUGUST. 8 m3M ach"? Hi 1 3 August is the month of internal catarrh. . 77e mucous mem branes, especially of the bowels, are very liable to congestion, causing summer complaint, and catarrh of the bowels and other internal organs. Pe-ru-na Is an excellent remedy for all these conditions. Mineral WcnUh of (he flonth. About oiio-W'vcnth of tlie mineral production of tlio entire country comes from the Southern States. Of bitu minous coal, the most valuable mineral, the South produces one-fourth, and of Iron nlKiut one-ninth. Its total coal resources amount to nearly 000,000, 000,000 tons, or more than one-fourth of our estimated coal reserve. Of mineral chemical materials the South supplies more than one-half, chiefly phosphate rock, all of which Is produced in Florida, Tennessee and. South Carolina, and nearly one-third' of the mineral pigments. Of precious stones the whole country produces only WL'o.OOO worth, with the South fur- nlshliitf Its fair share. The showing In Iron ore reserves Is quite as pood; a safe, minimum. Is 3,000,000,000 tons, or nearly one-third of the nation's total. Of workable Iron ore the South contains one and one half times as much as the famous Luke SuierIor district, and this does not Include the deep lying southern ores. On a basis of value of product the South furnishes more than two-sev enins or our on ana more than one- sixth of our ens. Xew York Sun. A Failure. Not lonsr npo a man appeared at the onpltol and had his card taken in to Senator Halley. The Senator did not recognize the name, but. In accordance with his usual courtesy, came out to where the stranger was waiting. It took only a few minutes' conver sation to develop the fact that the In dividual simply desired to make a "touch." It was the regulation "Been unfortunate, sah. and desire to get back to my own country, sah." "What Is your business, colonel?" the Senator Inquired. The rusty frock coat and black bat seemed to warrant the title. "Why, I am a gentleman. Senator," the stranger replied, pomiously. "Oh, I see," the Senator said, pleas antly. "Have you Instituted bankrupt cy proceedings yet V" I'hiladelphlu Rec ord. So Mnnyf They went in to dinner together. He was very bashful, and she tried in vaiu to draw him out. Finally she Uyan to talk books, and he became respon sive. "And Hugo?" she asked. "Do you like his style V" "Oh, yes," he replied. "I find him Intensely Interesting. I've read a num ber of his books." Then he asked, "Have you read Ninety-three' Y" "No, I've er only rend three. I flidn't know he had written so many." LinnlncottX I'rizi's for the best patriotic sones for the use of school children were offered in' Brussels, and the first prize wu won by a Frenchman. She Had It. Secretary Shaw paid a Tislt to the piebelt region of New England the past summer. He stopped one night at small country hotel, where the youthful daughter of the proprietor officiated as waitress. Seating himself at the break fast table the next morning Mr. Shaw askd: "Have you any breakfast food. young lady?" The Ingenuous little Ver monter stared perplexedly at the sec- rotary, cast her eyes, with significance over the well-laden table, upon which was spread the usual assortment of ires?rves. Jellies, pickles, Worcester shire sauce, bain, eggs and bread, and stammered out: "Excuse me, sir, but what did ycu want?" "Why, some breakfast food, please," repeated Sec retary Shaw, politely. The girl frown ed and then, with sudden illumination of the distinguished euest's meaning eplled glibly, "Oh, yes, sir: we have pple, pumpkin, gooseberry, nnd I be lieve squash pie!" And she hurried from the room to execute Secretary Shaw's order. Exchange. The New Opium Core. T- - . ..... ... puc very uuie iaitn in the new specific for the opium habit, but Its success in the region of Singapore equals that claimed here for Christian Science. As a result the importation of opium in the Malay States has been reduced from eighty to fifty chests a month and thousands have been cured. The plant is a climber, botanically called Combretutn sondaicum. A decoc tion of the plant Is put Into two bot tles, Into one of whlch 'ls added as much burnt opium as the patient is accustomed to use in a day. When be craves opium he Is given two table sxxnfuls from the latter bottle and as much from the other bottle replaces It to fill the space. Puis Is now repeated when called for, but no new opium is added. The patient Is cured In from ten to fifteen days. It looks like a plan for "taper ing orr, with the assurance that the medicine does It. The lndependent. Carrying Tnnea. "Did you want to hire a boy?" ask ed the applicant at a music store. "Yes." said the manager. "What musical ability have you?" "None." "Can you even carry a tune?" "Yes." "Then you'll do. We want you to hurry these phonographic records down to the shipping department." Kansas City Times. "Why Is Jones growing a beard?" "Oh, I believe his wife made him a present of some ties." Punch. "Do you think we should let women vote?" "Certainly. Why not? We let them earn money all other ways." Life. "So she's about to be married again. Do you know who is the lucky man?" ; "Yes, the dead one." Detroit Free Press. i The Man None of their relatives will speak to them since their elope ment. The Girl They ought to be u very happy couple. Puck. "I notice your daughter dances with such graceful, free movements." "They ain't free; she takes rcg'lar paid les sons. "Baltimore American. Little Girl (after a domestic scene with her mother) The best thing for us to do, mamma, Is to agree to a sep u ra tlon. Tra 1 1 sa 1 1 a n t i c Tales. Duff Howell believes In the eternal fitues of things. Cuff That's so; ho wouldn't run fur a car if he had a wulking suit on. Town Topics. 'Willie Green," said the teacher, "you ,i)iay define the word memory." jiemory, saiu w line, -is wnat we forget with." Philadelphia Record. "Do you favor any particular school of music?" asked the lady. "Yes, in deed," replied the young man who live, la a flat. "I favor the pianissimo school." Puck. Rector (showing a stranger the church monuments) My grandfather has slept in thid church for eighty years. Stranger Is he living? Yonk ers Statesman. Mrs. Neighbors Are you aware that our new hired girl is a somnambulist? Mrsi Meadowgrass My goodness, uo! She told me she was a Baptist. Chi cago Daily News. Little Girl (telling of the Garden of Eden) Yes, Mummy, Adam and Eve lived very happily there till the Evil One came in the form of a servant Canadian Courier. First Little Girl When you grow up are you going to advertise for a husband? Second Little Girl No; I'm going to be a widow. They don't have to. Harper's Weekly. Mother-in-Law Has the young man who saved my life yesterday called upon you yet? Son-iu-Law Yes, in- When the Hair Falls Then it's time to act! No time to study, to read, to experi ment! You want to save your hair, and save it quickly, too! So make up your mind this very minute that if your hair p ever comes out you will use 8 Ayer's Hair Vigor. It makes 9 the scalp healthy. The hair stays in. It cannot do any' thing else. It's nature's way. The btt kind of a testimonial 'Sold for over eity year." A JKada by J.c i;n Co., l.ow.ll. iJ. ' &ARSAPARH f A PILLS. CHEKKY PECTORAL. yers An Anatomical Panle, Behind the bridge of your nose Is n little cavity In the skull, the origin of which apienrs to be unknown. It probably was n gland, consisting of two tiny lobes, joined togetiier, and is named the Sella turcica. Physiologists believe that this Is the remains of a sixth sense, which was of practical value to our antediluvian ancestors, but whether It enabled (hem to foo In the dark in days before they possessed fire or helped them to find their way through trackless forests as wild beasts can to-day or what other pur pose it may have served we do not know and probably never shall know. Ilothera will find Mrs. WinRlows Ronthlasf Syrup th l st remedy to usoior their cliiliirfcj iariiig the teething period. Way of One Man. lie was romantic, but bashful for his age. At 25 It is expected nowadays that a man should he matter of fact. She was his equal in romance, but a trifle older, old enough, indeed, to be a widow. The conversation had turn ed on the ever-important subject of mothers-hi-law. There was a lull in the argument. Gazing far, she sighed and said : "Ah, me! I shall never have another mother-in-law !" He looked at her with Interest for a moment, and then suddenly blurted out: "My mother died when I young ."' "It was an inadvertence, but he could not draw back. She threw herself intc his arms, and they have lived happily up to now. Pittsburg Press. FITO st- VituR rtance ana all Nervous rjlsaes J I u permanently cured by Dr. Kline's (ireut Jserve Restorer. Kend for KREK 2trlal bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H.KlUe, la.. 831 Arcli HU, Fliila.,l'a. was very Tlie Ace of Discretion. Senator Dillingham, discussing Im migration In New York, made use of the ihra se, "the age of discretion." "What is the 'age of discretion,' Sen ator?" asked one of his auditors. "I should say," returned Senator Dil Ijngham, smiling, "that the age of dis cretion is reached when a young man removes from his mantel the rich col lection of actresses' and dancing girls' photographs and substitutes the por trait of his rich bachelor uncle." Different. , "Who Iss that happy, contented-looking chap?" "J'), he' a chap who married a girl because she was a fine cook." "And who Is the poverty-stricken, sad-looking chap talking to him?" j "That's a man who married a girl be- ' cause she was a fine dresser." IIous- : ton Post j Eitennatlng C'ircnmMnncm. ' "What brought you here?" asked the judge. "That," replied the prisoner, pointing to a policeman, "but I was drunk." Houston Post. ! ianking by Mail WE PAY 4ana3 INTEREST On ravings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is just as easy to open a Savings Account with lis by Mail as if you lived next door. Send for our free book let, "Banking by Mail," and learn full particulars. Address Oregon Trust & savings BanK Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. his apolo- 111 Lark of (onragr, "Little boy," asked the gentle voiced matron, "how does it happen that you don't catch any of these fish but the smallest ones?" "It happens, ma'am," answered Tom my, choking back a gob. " 'cause the other boys ain't afraid to lie like blazes, blame their pictur's, an' I am." BLOOD DISEASES And system disordered Catarrh h not merely an inflammation of the tissues of the head and throat, as the symptoms c f ringing; noises in the ears, mucous dropping back Into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi cate ; it is a blood disease in which the entire circulation and the rreater t.-f 1. , . 1 t-t. .. .... r. yi un: .m m c juvuiveci. watarrn is due to t:ie presence of an excess cf uric acid in the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be- wiurt.lu wu.i 14 meir action ana insteaa oi carrying1 ou tne refuse uu wubie vi me oouy, jcave it to sour and form uric acid in the system. This is taken up by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all parts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and Inflame iue uincrenr. membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting of a cold will start the secretions and other disgusting and disagreeable .uFiumsm wiariii. jvs iue Diooa goes to all parts of the body the ca tarrhal poison affects all parts of the sj-stem. The head has a tight, full feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the C3cs, slight fever comes ana goes, me stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and I had Catarrh far ftfcont fiftaan affected by this disease. It is a waste of Tears, and no man could havs time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, I could VZl olVtAlToZt Vashes. Inhalations, etc. Such treatment ulted. I thn f ecran s. s. s., and docs not reach the blood, and can, therefore, rtJttm?' thing more than temporarily relieve takintritaahort whilowaace.red. the discomfort of the trouble. To cure be leansed time iNothiufreouals for this purpose. It attacks the disease at its head, rocs down to the vcrv Douom oi me trouble ana makes a complete ana lasting cure. fc. S. S. removes every E article of the catarrhal poison from the lood, making this vital stream pure, fresh and healthy. Then the inflamed mem branes begin to heal, the head is loosened and cleared, the hawking and snittinf cease. every symptom disappears, the constitution is built tip and vi-orous health '"lu,lu- - loms up tne siomacu ana digestion and acts as a Cne tonic to the entire system. If -ou are suffering with Catarrh bejrin the tntrVSiltlSSi Catarrh permanently the blood must Catarrh is a blood disease, and thoroughly purified and thesystcm. c hettorfth-biiTa"S "r""- f U poisons, and at the "same 1 Nobody thinks more of s. s. a. strengthened and built up. Llnnxr. mlr-Ti- - -' v- deed, he has already made gies. Fllegende Blaetter. Clara You may not believe it, but I said "No" to seven different men during the past winter. Maude Oh, I don't doubt it. What were they sell ing. Chicago Daily News,. Mistress Why don't you boil the eggs: Cook- fcure, I ve no clock in ine kitchen to go by. Mistress Oh, yes, you have. Cook What good is it? It's ten minutes fast. Philadelphia In quirer. "May I ask your father for your baud to-night, Miss Ketchem? "Cau"t you wait until to-morrow night, George? I think Charlie Chuiupley is going to ask hiiu to-night." Cleveland t Plain Dealer. Anxious Housewife (startled by a crash In the room below) There! An other of my best porcelain tureens gone. Husband Never mind, dear: :t has stopped the cook's singing. Port land Oregoulan. Voice from the parlor Mary Ann, did you get the milk for the children and Fldo in separate bottles? Mary Ann Yes, ma'am. The voice Have Fldo's milk sterilized. Mary Ann Yes, ma'am. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Geek (who has already wearied the guests with many songs) Now I will sing you one more song and then go home. Lady Pardon me, but do you attach much importance to the order of your program? Fliegende Blaetter. "Do you think you will learn to like your titled son-in-law?" "I don't know," answered Mr. Cuinrox. "I cau't quite tell where to place him In my expense account. He is neither a recre ation nor an investment." Washiu ton Star. Mrs. Scrapplngton (in the midst of her reading) Here is an item which says that full-grown rhinoceroses cos $12,000 apiece. Mr. Scrappington (meanly) Eh-yah! And Isn't It a pity that women can t wear them on their hats? Smart Set. It Wasn't New York. A X iitleman who had occasion to go to an inland New England village ten miles from a railroad was met at the station by an old fellow who look ed as If he might have just awakened after a Hip Van Winkle sleep. His horse and buggy were in keeping with their owner's ancient aiiDeararice. "Here we air at last," said the driv er, when they linally came to three houses and a blacksmith's shop. "This isn't much of a place, is it?" said the depressed stranger, looking around. "Oh, you don't see all o it from here," was the reply. "Thar's two more houses over behind that hill thar, an a cooper's shop jest around that bend in the road thar. Come to bunch 'em all together an' it's consid'abie o' a place out o' course it ain't Xew .iviik. Muuiuii a iiumtr companion, f THE DAI8T FLY KILLER destroys all the fliee and affords comfort to every home in dining room, aleepinff room and every plnre where flies are troublesome. Clean, neat and will not aoii or injure anything. Try them once and yon will never le without tLem. xi not Kt-p by aeaierfl. Bent prepaid for 20c. BABOLD B0MEK8, 119 DeKilb Av., Brooklyn, R. T. (JSMESS COLLEGE. TENTH AND MORRISON STREETS PORTLAND. OREGON A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL. b., PRINCIPAL Quality is our motto. We educate for success, and send each student to a position when com petent many more calls for help than we can meet. Individual instruction insures rapid prog, ress. All modern methods of bookkeeping are taught; also rapid calculations, correspondence, commercial law, office work, etc Chartier is our shorthand easy, rapid, legible. Beautiful catalogue, business forms and penmanship free. Her Majenty's Etiquette. Queen Alexandria of England ia strict on Fiich points of etiquette as make It a breach of decorum, for in stance, to hand anything but new and unused coin, fresh from the mint, to the consort of the British sovereign. To make love to her majesty Is pun ishable, by the law of Britain, with death, unlesss, of course, one happen to be the king. ST. HELEN'S HALL PORTLAND, OREGON A Girls School of the highest class. Collesri ale ilepartment. Music. Art. Elocution. Gynv nasium. Fall term opens September 16. SEND TOR CATALOGUE I IT in dkl B I HWJUuAH BRING YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US Before Going Elsewhere. DR. B. E. 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My $4 Gilt Edge and SS Cold Bond Sftrea cannot ba moualled mt any nrf . 1.. J ougias stamps his name and price on the bottom to protect you against high pi irfce. pncea ftjuct interior shoes. Take No Substitute. Sold bv the best shoe .leuler ii Color Atelelt wed cxcliutcelv. Catalog mailed r. W. 1.. ! UJ l.A, llrocttun, Mas. SS2 1 isriMV i it m in Three tired citizens -a, lawyer, a PURELY VEGETABLE fic rt i Qii. 1 i--it a t.i A. m . ... I - - - " "'"t a a ftuiiemcni vi your case ana cur paysicians win I ... t , send you literature about Catarrh, and pive you pnecial medical advice I ,,, UriUiout cLarge. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drur store. !:vou wU1 doctor and a newspniier man sat in a back room recently in the gr,ay lUht of the early dawn. Oil the table were many empty bottles and a couple of packs of cards. As they sat in silence, a rat scurried across the hearth into tht? darkness beyond. The three men shifted their feet and looked at ouch other uneasily. 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