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Is Pe-ru-na Useful for Catarrh? , Should a list of the ingredients of Po runa be submitted to any medical ex pert, of whatever school or nationality, he would be obliged to admit without reserv that each one of them was of un doubted value in chronic catarrhal dis eases, and had stood the test of many years' experience in the treatment oi such diseases. THERE CAN BE NO DISPUTE ABOUT THIS WHAT EVER. Peruna is composed of the most efficacious and f liversally used herbal remedies for catiwih! Every ingredient of Peruna has a reputation of its own in the cure of some phase of catarrh. Peruna brings to the home the COM BINED KNOWLEDGE OF SEVERAL SCHOOLS OP MEDICINE in the treat ment of catarrhal diseases; brings to the home the scientific skill and knowl edge of the modern pharmacist ; and last but not least, brings to the home the vast and varied experience of Dr. Hartman, In the use of catarrh remedies, and in the treatment of catarrhal diseases. The fact is, chronic catarrh is a dis ease which is very prevalent. Many thousand people know they have chronic catarrh. They have visited doctors over and over again, and been told that their case is one of chronic catarrh. It may be of the nose, throat, lungs, stomach or some other internal organ. There is no doubt as to the na ture of the disease. The only trouble is the remedy. This doctor has tried to cure them. That doctor has tried to prescribe for them. BUT THEY ALL FAILED TO BRING ANY RELIEF. Dr. Hartman's idea is that a catarrh remedy can be made on a large scale, as he is making it; that it can be made honestly, of the purest drugs and oi the strictest uniformity. His idea if that this remedy can be supplied direct ly to the people, and no more be charged for, it than is necessary for the handling of it No other household remedy so uni versally advertised carries upon the Sad Mistake of an A dor. An actor without fund managed In Rome way to get a second-class ticket on a line of steamers running between Seattle and San Francisco. The voy age between these two points consumed the better part of three days and In view of the fact that his finances were at low ebb he Bolved the question in this way: The first day out ho slept all day to Keep from eating, and remained up all night to keep from sleeping. The sec ond day he took physical culture exer cises. On the third day he could not stand the strain any longer and went down in the dining room and ordered the best meal on board the boat. While eating this meal he could see In his mind's eye a picture of a cell in the bastlle in San Francisco. After finishing his meal he said to the wait er: "How much do I owe you?" "Nothing," replied the waiter, "your meals were Included in your ticket." Good Fellovr. "George, dear," said young Mrs. Mar ryat, "I got a recipe for a fruit cako to-day that will keep for a year." "Oh," replied the husband, "you ought to keep It longer than that." "What? Keep fruit cake longer " "No, the recipe. Mislay It Bonie where." Philadelphia Press. RISK FUGITIVES FORGET THEIR TROUBLES; LEAD GIDDY LIFE IN PARIS,. j slons In the south of France and else where, liy these and other means Hyde has at this time successively blotted out, so far as Paris Is concerned, the ostracism which followed his eonnec- Brnniled a a Deserter. An armyi pension , has Just been granted to J. Tomlin, of Nottingham,' England, who is now 81, and his nied- als, granted for Sevastopol, have been replaced. It seems that he was Invalided home from the Crimea and granted a month's furlough. While enjoying his rest he was stricken 'with typhoid fever, but, being unable to, rad or write, did not acquaint the officers o( his regiment with his misfortune or ask a friend to do so. The consequence was that whn his furlough expired he was posted as a deserter, and while on his way to re join was arrested. ' I I tiV JJ After the Flood. ! "I hoar that you bought a home In the suburbs, Harker?" interrogated the city friend. "Yes," sighed Ilarker, as he took a firmer grip on the lawn mower and basket of seeds. "And I also heard that It Is right up to date. Why, they say it even has subcellars." : "No, submarine cellars. They under water most of the time." are mm Cutting I 8upiose It did make you feel mean. Dubbs Well, I should say! Why, I felt like a plugged nickel. Cutting Ah! but what a blessing it s that we never feel finite as bad as we look Philadelphia Press. Too Informal. Johnny The doctor rays Uncle Ilum phrry has Bright's disease. His Mammn The doctor may call it that If he pleases, my dear, but you could say Mr. Bright's disease. Mother will find Mrs. WinsloW Soothing 3yrup the tx-Bt remedy to use lor their childrej luring the teething period. Not a Circumatance. "Didn't the thunder storm disturb you I didn't know there A.. Whatever with the letter "D." showing that Peruna invites the fuU inspection of the critics. Denf Mute Only. Over on the West Side a prosperous merchant engaged In the bottling in- label the principal active constituents, dustry makes a specialty of employing dear mutes in nis estaonsumenr, Tnese silent hands- are reported to be more Industrious than is usually the experi ence with unaffllcted labor. On an av erage, the deaf mute bottler earns high er wages than his fellow workman, and he is generally more economical than the latter. Both in perceptive and re ceptive faculties the deaf mutes are said to excel as compared with those not so handicapped. In point of so briety, the non-hearing, non-speaking brother is reputed to set an enviable example. Chicago Inter Ocean. he Her I'erch. propose to her on his "Did knees?" "No, but she accepted him on them." Houston Post. Still nttlnsr. The stranger returned to the village after a long absence. "And what has become of the village cut-up?" asked the stranger. "Oh, he is grown up now," drawled the old postmaster. "And is he still a cut-up?" Oh, yes. He is one of these here appendicitis doctors?" Chicago News. All For Him. Jiglcy Your fiancee seems to have a will of her own. Markley Yes; and. sometimes I half regret that I'm not the sole beneficiary. Philadelphia Press. Modified. "One-half the world," remarked the man with the quotation habit, "doesn't know how the other half lives." "And it may also be stated .without puncturing the truth," rejoined the wise guy, "that three-fourths of It douau't know how it lives itself." At Aldershot he was tried by court- York.District Attorney, William Trav martial and sentenced to be branded T , t - A. O O 11 yUIV UC AAA 1 V1V1 v 4-1 V. W criminal prosecution of the central figures In the great American Insur ance scandal, It is patent to all Paris, writes a correspondent In the French capital, that no fear Is entertained In the mind of James Hazen Hyde, former vice president of the Equitable Life Assurance Society, or Richard A. Mc Curdy, who was ousted from the pres idency of the Mutual. For more than a year now these two ostracized mill ionaire votaries of high finance have luxuriated in the distracting atmos phere of Paris. Hyde, who is really better known In Paris than he was at any time in New York, is living an easy life. His most serious effort at the present time is to become known as the king of the Paris Latin quarter. To this end Hyde is spending his money lavishly, and the wide circle of Bohemian painters and litterateurs, which he has gathered around him, regard him as their pa tron saint. Hyde lives In a beautiful and mam moth mansion in Avenue Henri Martin. In the spacious salon of his beautiful home Hyde gives regular entertain ments, which are the very acme of epi curean splendor. His favorite pastime Is to entertain large parties of ' his giddy friends upon automobile excur- JVo Chance at All. "That Martel Is really a terrible bore. He talked last night fo: hours and only stopped to cough." "Well, I suppose you could get a word in edgeways then?" "Rather not, for while he was cough ing he made signs with his hands that he was going on afterwards." Nos Ixjisirs. lie Stay". the traveler's Erst visit to ft wa Hutte. "I've always wanted to see this city," he said. "It interests me in many ways. I think I know nearly a score of actors that came from here." "Yes, sir," commented the resident knocker. "I reckon they went from here because they wanted to get out of the durned town." Chicago Tribune. Time to Move. "They're putting out an awful lot of good songs these days," said Mr. Stay late. "Yes?" queried Miss Patience Goune, with a yawn. "Yes ; there's a new march song that's great. It's fine to march to " "Indeed! I wish I had it. I'd play It for you." Philadelphia Tress. Civic I'HJe. "My town," said the first traveler, "is Greater New York." "Glad to know you," cried the other; "I'm from Chicago, too." "I say my town Is Greater New York." "O ! I thought yon said greater than New York. Catholic Standard and Times. tlon with the insurance revelations. He Is the liero of the impecunious horde of long-haired youths of the boulevards. Hyde participates fully in the free and easy life of the Latin quarter. At the last artists' ball, Hyde made a big hit Impersonating an Arabian gypsy. Recently Hyde has shown a tendency to re-enter aristocratic French society, and among the fashionables of Paris his princely wine cellar is exciting won der and admiration. Richard A. McCurdy's existence in Paris has been quite the opposite of Hyde's, though it is well intended to blot from the memory of the former Mutual president the disagreeable ex periences of a year and a half ago. McCurdy's life In Paris has amounted almost to monastic retirement He is surrounded by an exclusive circle of personal friends, and he is devoting himself to simple diversions which car ry with them no distasteful memories. last night?" "Thunder storm? was one. "You didn't? Where on earth do you sleep?" ' "Nowhere on earth. I Rleep within three feet of an elevated railway tracl." Reason for Suppression. " The Mikado' was suppressed in London out of deference to the feelings of the Japanese; wasn't that silly?" "Oh, I don't know ; perhaps a bunch of amateurs were playing it" Houston Post ianking by Mai WE PAY INTEREST On savings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is just as easy to open a Savings Account with us by Mail as if you lived next door. Fend for our free book let, "Banking by Mail," and learn full particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. riTp Bt. Tittm Ionce ana all Nervous Diseases rl I o permanently cured by Dr. Kline's On Serve Restorer. Bend for FREE (2 trial bottle and treatise. JJr. K. a. Kline, ua., 831 Area bt., J ant a Complaint. 'Your complaint, madam," said old He is never seen in the gay centers of Dr. Gruffly, "is very serious " A Bond of Sympathy. While the new maid tidied the room the busy woman kept on writing. "Do you make that all out of your own head?" asked Jane. "Yes," said the busy woman. "My," said Jane admiringly, "you must have brains!" "Brains!" sighed the woman de spondently. "Oh, Jane, I haven't an ounce of brains." For a. moment Jane regarded her with sincere commiseration. "Oh, well," she said presently, "don't mind what I say. I ain't very smart myself." New York Press. Paris, and he Is entirely unknown in society. He reads no newspapers. When an effort was made to interview him he sent word that he would feel keenly any further notoriety In connec tion with the insurance scandal. At this time,it is learned from a personal friend of McCurdy's that, while he Is attempting in every possible way to eradicate memories of the scandal which enmeshed him, he finds It diffi cult to have any complete comfort in his life. James W. Alexander, ousted presi dent of the Equitable Life, who was a third prominent figure In the insur ance scandals, Is on a trip around the world with a party of friends. "There now!" triumphantly cried the fussy woman, "I knew it " "Yes, madam, your complaint is chronic and there isn't the slightest ailment to excuse it" Philadelphia Press. Tired of Fiction. Married Man I want to get a book for my wife. Clerk Something in the way of fiction? "No; I've given her lots of that, but she doesn't seem to care for it!" Yon kers Statesman. A DUtfnetion. "I thought you told me Miss Scream er couldn't sing?" "So I did." "Hut I have heard her at social gatf erings- myself a number of times." "I said she can't sing; I never said she doesn't." Baltimore American. t Confidential. Husband But, my dear. If Mrsu Nextdoor told you In strict confidence you shouldn't tell me. Wife Oh, very well; If you don't care to hear it I can tell it to some body else, I suppose. Chicago News. HOWARD E. SrRTOX. Assayer ar2 Cherolut, IeadvlUe, Colorado. Specimen prices: Oola, Silver, l-ad, $1 ; c.old, Silver, Toe ; Oold, 6oc; Zinc or Copper, ft. Cyanide testa. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on application. Control and Um pire work solicited. l.elerunce: Carbonate ac tional Bank. - As Ctieap H Can Be Bought in tiis East Deliver; Much Quicker Write Us Today BRING YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US Before Going Elsewhere. DR. B. E. WRIGHT. 342' Washington St. Portland, Oregon NEW SWIMMING GLOVE. BAB B3LOQB THE SOURCE OFiUX DISEASE Every part of the body 19 dependent on the blood for nourishment and Strength. When this life stream is flowing1 through the system in a state of purity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health ; because pure blood is nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however, the body is fed on weak. Impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is manifested in various ways. Tustular eruptions, pimples, rashe3 and the different skin affections show that the blood is in a feverish and diseased conmcion as a result of too much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter ia the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Toison, etc., are all deep-seated blood tnsoraers mat wia continue to grow worse as long as tne poison remains. These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various wavs. Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the avenues oi ooauy waste, leaves tne refuse and waste matters to sour and form uric and other acids, which are'taken up by the blood and distributed throughout the circulation. Coming ia contact with contagious diseases is another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old consuiuuonai oisease oi ancestors is nanaea oown to tnem and they are constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to sutler in some way. jfor tiiooa troubles of any character S. S. S. is the best remedy ever discovered. 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