Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, August 01, 1907, Image 7

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    Is Pe-ru-na Useful
for Catarrh?
, Should a list of the ingredients of Po
runa be submitted to any medical ex
pert, of whatever school or nationality,
he would be obliged to admit without
reserv that each one of them was of un
doubted value in chronic catarrhal dis
eases, and had stood the test of many
years' experience in the treatment oi
such diseases. THERE CAN BE NO
DISPUTE ABOUT THIS WHAT
EVER. Peruna is composed of the most
efficacious and f liversally used herbal
remedies for catiwih! Every ingredient
of Peruna has a reputation of its own
in the cure of some phase of catarrh.
Peruna brings to the home the COM
BINED KNOWLEDGE OF SEVERAL
SCHOOLS OP MEDICINE in the treat
ment of catarrhal diseases; brings to
the home the scientific skill and knowl
edge of the modern pharmacist ; and last
but not least, brings to the home the vast
and varied experience of Dr. Hartman,
In the use of catarrh remedies, and in the
treatment of catarrhal diseases.
The fact is, chronic catarrh is a dis
ease which is very prevalent. Many
thousand people know they have
chronic catarrh. They have visited
doctors over and over again, and been
told that their case is one of chronic
catarrh. It may be of the nose, throat,
lungs, stomach or some other internal
organ. There is no doubt as to the na
ture of the disease. The only trouble
is the remedy. This doctor has tried to
cure them. That doctor has tried to
prescribe for them.
BUT THEY ALL FAILED TO
BRING ANY RELIEF.
Dr. Hartman's idea is that a catarrh
remedy can be made on a large scale,
as he is making it; that it can be made
honestly, of the purest drugs and oi
the strictest uniformity. His idea if
that this remedy can be supplied direct
ly to the people, and no more be charged
for, it than is necessary for the
handling of it
No other household remedy so uni
versally advertised carries upon the
Sad Mistake of an A dor.
An actor without fund managed In
Rome way to get a second-class ticket
on a line of steamers running between
Seattle and San Francisco. The voy
age between these two points consumed
the better part of three days and In
view of the fact that his finances were
at low ebb he Bolved the question in
this way:
The first day out ho slept all day to
Keep from eating, and remained up all
night to keep from sleeping. The sec
ond day he took physical culture exer
cises. On the third day he could not
stand the strain any longer and went
down in the dining room and ordered
the best meal on board the boat.
While eating this meal he could see
In his mind's eye a picture of a cell in
the bastlle in San Francisco. After
finishing his meal he said to the wait
er: "How much do I owe you?"
"Nothing," replied the waiter, "your
meals were Included in your ticket."
Good Fellovr.
"George, dear," said young Mrs. Mar
ryat, "I got a recipe for a fruit cako
to-day that will keep for a year."
"Oh," replied the husband, "you
ought to keep It longer than that."
"What? Keep fruit cake longer "
"No, the recipe. Mislay It Bonie
where." Philadelphia Press.
RISK FUGITIVES FORGET THEIR TROUBLES; LEAD GIDDY LIFE IN
PARIS,. j
slons In the south of France and else
where, liy these and other means Hyde
has at this time successively blotted
out, so far as Paris Is concerned, the
ostracism which followed his eonnec-
Brnniled a a Deserter.
An armyi pension , has Just been
granted to J. Tomlin, of Nottingham,'
England, who is now 81, and his nied-
als, granted for Sevastopol, have been
replaced.
It seems that he was Invalided home
from the Crimea and granted a month's
furlough. While enjoying his rest he
was stricken 'with typhoid fever, but,
being unable to, rad or write, did not
acquaint the officers o( his regiment
with his misfortune or ask a friend to
do so. The consequence was that whn
his furlough expired he was posted as
a deserter, and while on his way to re
join was arrested. '
I
I
tiV JJ
After the Flood.
! "I hoar that you bought a home In
the suburbs, Harker?" interrogated the
city friend.
"Yes," sighed Ilarker, as he took a
firmer grip on the lawn mower and
basket of seeds.
"And I also heard that It Is right
up to date. Why, they say it even has
subcellars." :
"No, submarine cellars. They
under water most of the time."
are
mm
Cutting I 8upiose It did make you
feel mean.
Dubbs Well, I should say! Why, I
felt like a plugged nickel.
Cutting Ah! but what a blessing it
s that we never feel finite as bad as
we look Philadelphia Press.
Too Informal.
Johnny The doctor rays Uncle Ilum
phrry has Bright's disease.
His Mammn The doctor may call it
that If he pleases, my dear, but you
could say Mr. Bright's disease.
Mother will find Mrs. WinsloW Soothing
3yrup the tx-Bt remedy to use lor their childrej
luring the teething period.
Not a Circumatance.
"Didn't the thunder storm disturb you
I didn't know there
A..
Whatever
with the letter "D."
showing that Peruna invites the fuU
inspection of the critics.
Denf Mute Only.
Over on the West Side a prosperous
merchant engaged In the bottling in-
label the principal active constituents, dustry makes a specialty of employing
dear mutes in nis estaonsumenr, Tnese
silent hands- are reported to be more
Industrious than is usually the experi
ence with unaffllcted labor. On an av
erage, the deaf mute bottler earns high
er wages than his fellow workman, and
he is generally more economical than
the latter. Both in perceptive and re
ceptive faculties the deaf mutes are
said to excel as compared with those
not so handicapped. In point of so
briety, the non-hearing, non-speaking
brother is reputed to set an enviable
example. Chicago Inter Ocean.
he
Her I'erch.
propose to
her on his
"Did
knees?"
"No, but she accepted him on them."
Houston Post.
Still nttlnsr.
The stranger returned to the village
after a long absence.
"And what has become of the village
cut-up?" asked the stranger.
"Oh, he is grown up now," drawled
the old postmaster.
"And is he still a cut-up?"
Oh, yes. He is one of these here
appendicitis doctors?" Chicago News.
All For Him.
Jiglcy Your fiancee seems to have a
will of her own.
Markley Yes; and. sometimes I half
regret that I'm not the sole beneficiary.
Philadelphia Press.
Modified.
"One-half the world," remarked the
man with the quotation habit, "doesn't
know how the other half lives."
"And it may also be stated .without
puncturing the truth," rejoined the
wise guy, "that three-fourths of It
douau't know how it lives itself."
At Aldershot he was tried by court- York.District Attorney, William Trav
martial and sentenced to be branded T , t
- A. O O 11 yUIV UC AAA 1 V1V1 v 4-1 V. W
criminal prosecution of the central
figures In the great American Insur
ance scandal, It is patent to all Paris,
writes a correspondent In the French
capital, that no fear Is entertained In
the mind of James Hazen Hyde, former
vice president of the Equitable Life
Assurance Society, or Richard A. Mc
Curdy, who was ousted from the pres
idency of the Mutual. For more than
a year now these two ostracized mill
ionaire votaries of high finance have
luxuriated in the distracting atmos
phere of Paris.
Hyde, who is really better known In
Paris than he was at any time in New
York, is living an easy life. His most
serious effort at the present time is to
become known as the king of the Paris
Latin quarter. To this end Hyde is
spending his money lavishly, and the
wide circle of Bohemian painters and
litterateurs, which he has gathered
around him, regard him as their pa
tron saint.
Hyde lives In a beautiful and mam
moth mansion in Avenue Henri Martin.
In the spacious salon of his beautiful
home Hyde gives regular entertain
ments, which are the very acme of epi
curean splendor. His favorite pastime
Is to entertain large parties of ' his
giddy friends upon automobile excur-
JVo Chance at All.
"That Martel Is really a terrible
bore. He talked last night fo: hours
and only stopped to cough."
"Well, I suppose you could get a
word in edgeways then?"
"Rather not, for while he was cough
ing he made signs with his hands that
he was going on afterwards." Nos
Ixjisirs.
lie Stay".
the traveler's
Erst visit to
ft wa
Hutte.
"I've always wanted to see this city,"
he said. "It interests me in many ways.
I think I know nearly a score of actors
that came from here."
"Yes, sir," commented the resident
knocker. "I reckon they went from here
because they wanted to get out of the
durned town." Chicago Tribune.
Time to Move.
"They're putting out an awful lot of
good songs these days," said Mr. Stay
late. "Yes?" queried Miss Patience Goune,
with a yawn.
"Yes ; there's a new march song
that's great. It's fine to march to "
"Indeed! I wish I had it. I'd play
It for you." Philadelphia Tress.
Civic I'HJe.
"My town," said the first traveler,
"is Greater New York."
"Glad to know you," cried the other;
"I'm from Chicago, too."
"I say my town Is Greater New
York."
"O ! I thought yon said greater than
New York. Catholic Standard and
Times.
tlon with the insurance revelations. He
Is the liero of the impecunious horde
of long-haired youths of the boulevards.
Hyde participates fully in the free and
easy life of the Latin quarter. At the
last artists' ball, Hyde made a big hit
Impersonating an Arabian gypsy.
Recently Hyde has shown a tendency
to re-enter aristocratic French society,
and among the fashionables of Paris
his princely wine cellar is exciting won
der and admiration.
Richard A. McCurdy's existence in
Paris has been quite the opposite of
Hyde's, though it is well intended to
blot from the memory of the former
Mutual president the disagreeable ex
periences of a year and a half ago.
McCurdy's life In Paris has amounted
almost to monastic retirement He is
surrounded by an exclusive circle of
personal friends, and he is devoting
himself to simple diversions which car
ry with them no distasteful memories.
last night?"
"Thunder storm?
was one.
"You didn't? Where on earth do you
sleep?" '
"Nowhere on earth. I Rleep within
three feet of an elevated railway tracl."
Reason for Suppression.
" The Mikado' was suppressed in
London out of deference to the feelings
of the Japanese; wasn't that silly?"
"Oh, I don't know ; perhaps a bunch
of amateurs were playing it" Houston
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J ant a Complaint.
'Your complaint, madam," said old
He is never seen in the gay centers of Dr. Gruffly, "is very serious "
A Bond of Sympathy.
While the new maid tidied the room
the busy woman kept on writing.
"Do you make that all out of your
own head?" asked Jane.
"Yes," said the busy woman.
"My," said Jane admiringly, "you
must have brains!"
"Brains!" sighed the woman de
spondently. "Oh, Jane, I haven't an
ounce of brains."
For a. moment Jane regarded her
with sincere commiseration.
"Oh, well," she said presently,
"don't mind what I say. I ain't very
smart myself." New York Press.
Paris, and he Is entirely unknown in
society. He reads no newspapers.
When an effort was made to interview
him he sent word that he would feel
keenly any further notoriety In connec
tion with the insurance scandal. At
this time,it is learned from a personal
friend of McCurdy's that, while he Is
attempting in every possible way to
eradicate memories of the scandal
which enmeshed him, he finds It diffi
cult to have any complete comfort in
his life.
James W. Alexander, ousted presi
dent of the Equitable Life, who was a
third prominent figure In the insur
ance scandals, Is on a trip around the
world with a party of friends.
"There now!" triumphantly cried
the fussy woman, "I knew it "
"Yes, madam, your complaint is
chronic and there isn't the slightest
ailment to excuse it" Philadelphia
Press.
Tired of Fiction.
Married Man I want to get a book
for my wife.
Clerk Something in the way of fiction?
"No; I've given her lots of that, but
she doesn't seem to care for it!" Yon
kers Statesman.
A DUtfnetion.
"I thought you told me Miss Scream
er couldn't sing?"
"So I did."
"Hut I have heard her at social gatf
erings- myself a number of times."
"I said she can't sing; I never said
she doesn't." Baltimore American.
t Confidential.
Husband But, my dear. If Mrsu
Nextdoor told you In strict confidence
you shouldn't tell me.
Wife Oh, very well; If you don't
care to hear it I can tell it to some
body else, I suppose. Chicago News.
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Every part of the body 19 dependent on the blood for nourishment and
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One Declared to Be I xnnlly Enough
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"The serving of one sentence aboard
a prison ship is usually enough for the
worst of sailors," said L. II. Dunlavy,
who has just concluded his term of
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A Mitlilmare,
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The mollusks occupied the land.
The veterbrates the sea
Wow ! I guess that lobster wilad
Was too succulent for me.
Chicago News.
A Mean Cot.
Dora Is It true that Jack Is going to
marry you? Flora Yes, dear. Dora
Well, you'd better make him sign the
pledge. Flora Why, Jack doesn't
drink. Pora No, but he probably will.
J Cleveland Leader.
mitea states navy. He served as a
nurse for a time on board the United
States naval prison ship Southery at
rortsmouth, N. II.
iney nave no cells on the ship,"
Dunlavy said. "The prisoners are lock
ed at night in the forward and after
berth decks. They are compelled to
work every day except Sunday in the
navy yard. Sunday they have to at
tend religious services. They get rath
er to liking Sunday too.
"It gives them a chance to let out
their voices when the hymns are be
ing sung. Their working hours are
from 6:30 to 11 o'clock In the morning
and from 1 to 4 o'clock in the after
noon. That Isn't all they have to do.
They are required to attend a school.
The common branches only are taught.
The recitations are held at night. From
C to 7 o'clock at night is ' the daily
study hour and they have to study too.
"A marine guard of eighty men 'po
lice' the ship and do sentry work over
the prisoners while they are at work.
Ordinarily there are about 250 prison
ers on the ship. Very few escape. Oc
casionally one tries to run by the sen
tries, but it's a big risk, fur marines
carry rifles loaded with ball and have
orders to shoot any prisoner attempt
ing to get away." Kansas City Star.
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Washington Star.
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In a magazine." Washington Star.
Vaxt Continent of Long Ako,
A Hlo de Janeiro man of science an
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Ileitis of Urazll go to confirm the be
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