Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, July 11, 1907, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextHelplHelp! Tm Falling WOMAN TO INVESTIGATE. Thus cried the hair. And a kind neighbor came to the res cue with a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor. The hair was saved! In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold in all parts of the world for sixty years. ,rt 0"to"yrRo I lout nearly nil of m hair following hi. attack of measfas. I was advised by a rtleiid to ...e Ayer". Hair Vigor 12 a f "Jl V .r.'"'"l,,,, "nw ' a beautiful Capital I'onlahment. Capital punishment la still nrnr.fll , In DID tiy countries, tllOUgb of late years, Hecelvea Government Appointment I especially In the United States, It has' lo Seek Troth. About Panama. ! been made as humane as possible. That MIhs Gt'rtruJ,! Heks, of New York, i creation of the French Kevolutlo'n, the BCcrotnry ot the Welfare Department I guillotine, Is still used by some coun- of 1,10 clvIc Federation, has gone to tries, and the old executioner's ax deals IanaD,a t0 Investigate the housing, food out Justice In Brunswick. flaa amusements of laborers In the The most humane method of execu- canal zone Thls ,s regarded as being tlon, the electric chair, Is used only in the United States. Spain employs the garrote, or Iron collar, which Is tightened until the victim strangles to death; and In Prussia the heads of prisoners are struck off with the sword. The guillotine is used in Bavaria and Belgium; and Ku.ssla destroys her i criminals by shooting, hanging, and ! with the executioner's sword. The gal J low '8 the official means of administer i lng death In Great Britain; Austria has adopted the same means: hut riil nese criminals are killed by the sword. C " ' " ,1 A I Had by J. 0. Ayer Co., Lowell, Maaa. Alao mauufaoturara at SARSAPADII I A PILLS. CHEKRY PECTCSAL ifers I I'roreaalonnl. "Are you certain you can cook well?" "Madam, I worked two years for the great tenor, Albert!. At the last dinner he gave I was applauded after each course, and at the end of the dinner I was recalled three times." Translated for Tales from Fliegende Blaetter. you you VVlae Child. "But, Tommy," said his mother, "Midii t your conscience tell were dolinr wronir?" "Yes'm," replied Tommy, "but aon i believe everything I hear." Phil adelphia Press. Brutal rltlcidin. "So you have been to the musieale. Don't you admire Miss Paddy's execu tion?" "No, madam ; I am opposed in all Its shaies to capital punishment." Balti more American. The Only Drawback. First Girl You know the older one grows the greater, I think, Is a wom en's capacity to fall In love. Second Girl But the fewer the men. Detroit Free Press. Incompatible. The fire Insurance agent was running for the office of tax assessor. "Such a thins as that would never do! It is contrary to public policy I" exclaim ed the taxpayers. And bis defeat was overwhelming. Couldn't Touch Him. "I tell you, sir, you're a liar!" '".Sir! If I were a fighting man I'd knock you down for that." "I'll bet you $10 I enn prove It" "Sir. I er never bet." Philadel phia Press. A Good Kzcuae. Mother I'm ashamed to think you can't do better in school. Why can't you lead your class? Willie Say, ma, you told me you didn't want me ever to be conceited, an' I notice when a boy leads the class he always gets conceited. Philadel phia Press. A loud laugh, an over-vivacious man ner betrays a lack of breeding. Copy the stillness of form, the quiet poise, which is the great charm of English women, while a vivacity somewhat under re straint adds that which is winning and piqunnte iu the manner of our own countrywomen. Safeat. The sentimental and lovesick youth stood gazing at the round, romantic moon. "Ves," he confided, "the idol of my neart resides on yon hill. To-night 1 shall serenade the cynosure of my af iecnons as ganants were wont to do j when knighthood was In flower. Now, ; what Instrument do you think would be the most appropriate?'' ; "Yeii," replied his practical chum, ' "If I were you I should sereiinrlo hnr witb a phonograph." "What? A phonograph? Why, a pbonogruph is nothing like as romantic as a guitar." "Yes, old chap, but you can start a phonograph and then run to the tall timbers before the shooting begins." Too Much Exercise. Hop LI bad bought a cheap but "warranted" clock. At the end of a week he returned to the shop from which he had procured his time-piece, with no expression on his face, but with evident bewilderment of mind. "She go, click, clack! click, clack! all light, tree day," he announced to the young woman who waited on him. "I wind all light, sauiee you say. Nex' day she go click, click clack! click! click ! clack ! I shake her up so! down so! Iound so! no good. She ston cliek stop clack only go when I slake. "I say give me one less slake, more click, clack!" one of the most Important commissions ever awarded to a woman by the gov ernment. Secretary Tuft gave her the appointment, and the erruud has the sanction and support of President Boosevelt. While this Is the first im portant Federal commission which Miss Beeks has had, she has traveled from one end of the country to the other In the Interest of Welfare work. "Welfare Work for Government Em ployes" Is the latest departure In the T wwMmmmxmmMMmmmm 1 " " rvfi t 9rv yi. mm 1 f .'I Li W MISS GtfiTBUDE BEEKS. Got SerTlce. The boarder who was a month behind with the landlady was surprised at the ire of the heap of mashed potatoes on the plate the girl had brought him. He was even more surprised when he found a folded paper in the center of the heap. But he didn't open it. He knew what it was. Carefully wiping it with his napkin, he put it in his vest pocket and went ahead calmly with bis dinner. You can't disconcert an experienced boarder. World's Coal Coaanmptlon. The total consumption of coal in the world is considerably over fifty thou sand tons an hour. Of this great great quantity about twelve thousand live Hundred tons Is rennimrl tn hmt work of the Civic Federation, and for this purpose a national committee, of which Secretary Taft Is chairman, has Just been created. John C. W. Beck ham, Governor of Kentucky, Is first vice chairman; George VV. Guthrie. Mayor of Pittsburg, second vice chairman ; William It. Willcox, postmaster of New York, third vice chairman, and Miss Beeks, secretary. Miss Beeks, who Is a southern girl, having gone to New York from Ten nessee, Is not at all dismayed by the Immensity of her commission, for It Is In the line of work In which she has been engaged for a number of years. The entire planning of operations after arriving on the Isthmus Is left with her. Mica Axle Grease lengthens the life of the wnjjon saves horse power, time and tern per. Best lubricant in the world conta.'us powdered mica which forms a smooth, hard coating on axle, and reduces friction. If you want your outfit to last and earn money while it lasts grease the axles with Mica Axle Grease. STANDARD OIL COMPANY m r-r v l vm Incorporated Never Ilml One. Citlman Well, well, looking for an other cook, eh? Subbubs Why, no. I can't say Citlman What? You Just said you were. i. u .jd u i .-. i uiu nut. i saiu i was looking for a cook. The others we've had were nor. Philadelphia Press. Heartbreaking Alternative. "Ardiuk, it was a shame to sell that little pony of yours. It had been in the family ever since it was a colt." ' I know it, Ihrogjdns. It almost broke my heart to part with Gyp, but my af fairs had become so desperate that I either had to sell him Or Pfl t l i m a n A can't stand for horse meat unless I think it's beef." TITp fit. Vitus' Dance ana all Nervous Diseases I 1 1 O permanently cured by Ir. Kline-s Ureal ierv itesiorer. riend for t HKL 2 trial bottle and ireauae. ur. a. u. jiiine, ixl., u Aren St., t'liUa.,!', Happening of the Unexpected. "Do you ever issue accident Dolieips to baseball umpires?" anxiously inquired the caller. "To be sure we do," answered the man aside the railing, his face exnandins with a large and genial smile. "Just make out your " "That's all I wanted to know," inter rupted the other. "A company that will do that can't get my application. Good day !" fire nurnlnir One Hundred Yra. The Chequers Inn. Osmotherley, Is a relic of the old coaching days, but It Is now famed for Its fire, which has nev er been out for more than 100 years and over which crlddle taken nro baked. This huge fire Is kept continually burning by peat or turf from tho York shire moors. An excellent tea Is pro vided for visitors, the chief dainty being the griddle cakes. The peat glows like red embers on a red tiled floor, the griddle being suspended from t . . ... a oar aoove, tne wliole looking most quaint and picturesque. The exterior of the Inn Is most unpretentious and Old World looking, as it nestles alone on the Yorkshire wolds. Generonn, "Sir, I am here to ask you to con tribute something toward stilling the cries of fatherless and motherless chil dren. I " "Why, sure, I'll contribute, you came to me. Here's "Thank you, sir." "Here's an order on my druggist for a bottle of soothing sirup." Houston Post Koom for the Friend. "You'll have to excuse the disorder here," said the flat dweller, "afl these bundles are our summer clothes that we had to take out of the hall closet' rureiy, you aon t need summer clothes this weather," said his friend. "No, but we had to put up a cot in the closet for a friend who spent last night with us." Philadelphia Press. I'm glad fcteSr-l""1! PRUSSIAN P-THuItTi HEAVE POWDERS K tvtl AruarantedcnreforHeave.C'oui?h!i. liirvAr njtempr. Indigestion. WlndTrouWe f SpV Dealer 60 cents. Mail 60 cent. li S3 Pbt-hbian Hkhfhti'o.. St. Pact.. Mnnr Why He Liked Flah. Bacon Did I understand you to say that you like fish better than chicken? Egbert Yes; you see, a fish will lay great many more eggs than a hen. and won't cackle about it. Yonkers Statesman. ST. HELEN'S HALL PORTLAND. OREGON A Girls' School of the highest class. Collegi ate department. Music. Art. Elocution. Gym nasium. Fall term opens September 16. SCND FOR CATALOGUE Mothera will find Mra. Winlnw Rnnthimr jyrup the best remedy to use for their chUdrea luring the tee thin n period. OUB GLOBE'S CAPACITY. Be The Time When the Earth Will Full j- Peopled. Professor Ravenstein of the Royal Geographical Society estimates that the fertile lands of the globe amount to 28,000,000 square miles, the steppes To an Italian, charged in a London court wish drunkenness, the magistrate said: "Italians don't often get drunk. Don't eet L'nclish wars." the boilers of stationary, marine and ! t0 14'000'000 and the deserts t0 1'000' railroad engines. The production of pig iron consumes over five thousand tons an hour. The average hourly con sumption of coal In households Is con sidered to be about ten thousand tons. Russian officers in camp receive money to pay for their meals, hut in many cases they keep this for other purposes, and eat with the common soldiers. Ambassador Whitelaw Reid has given $."(X for the endowment of a bed for American sailors in the Union Jack Club, I-ondou. Where "Puah" la So Virtue. a weii-Hiiumi uioior-engineering firm ' In the Midlands at one time held the I agency of n certain American car, but ! owing to stress of business did not sell i many. A telegram came one day. "Hope you are pushing our cars." Promptly came the answer back: "Yes, we are, up every hill." The agency has been removed. Judy. TJncIe Allen. "Give some men rope enough," ized Uncle Allen Sparks, "and hang a jury." moral t hey '11 000. Fixing 207 persons to the square mile for fertile lands, ten for steppes and one for deserts as the greatest popula tion that the earth could properly nourish, the professor arrives at the conclusion that when the number of inhabitants reaches about 6,000,000.- 000 the earth will be peopled to its full capacity. At present it contains some what more than one-quarter of that number. If the rate of Increase shown by the latest census statistics should be uni formly maintained, Professor Raven stein shows that the globe would be Convincing-. "Harold, papa says you mustn't come to see me any more." "Why not, Dora?" "He says you don't seem to have any ambition." "Great Scott! I'll show him! Will you marry me, Dora?" "Yes, Harold." Chicago Tribune. Athletic Illaaater. Frosb 1 Why did Cornell lose the debate? Frosh 2 The fastest debater broke training by eating pie, and it hurt his wind so be couldn't talk as mneh as loud as the rest. Cornell Widow. Shake Into i our 5noes Allen's Foot -fane. A powder. It makes tigh or new shoes feel easy. It is a rertain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet Bold by all Jiruegists. Priee 25c. Trial pack age mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leltoy, Is'ew York. BRING YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US Before Going Elsewhere. DR. B. C. WRIGHT. 342S Washington Si. Portland, Oregon fully peopled about New York Tribune. the year 2072. OtfLB SOSES: FEB AND KEPT OPEN BY IMPURITIES IN THE BLOOB Whenever a sore refuses to lieal it is because the blood is not ture and ucaiuv a f"uuiu ut.-, uul is lmecieu wim poisonous germs or some old blood taint which has corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most WFZ if 7 I usuaiiy uiiiicica wua oia sores nre persons who have reached or passed mid dle life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have naturally ! begun to decline, and the poisonous germs which have accumulated because ' of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or rotue hereditary taint which has hitherto been held in check, now force an outlet on the face, arms i legs or other part of the body. The place grows red and angry, festers and eats into the surroundinr tissue until it become n r1irr,ni r.i et,.w i . w.VUa, piuuuvm uiccr, icu ana Kcpr, open uy the impurities with which the blood is saturated. ""l":u " Iuur-- trying anu aisagreeaoie man a stubborn, non-healing sore The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments i rA rc can orRliRnirinn' Inn cnnii -.-.... . i ... . . : 1 ' i.vjiu-j.ivruui.iuj; uautcrous mccrs 13 Dact oi every Did sore, and especially is this true if the tmnKlA i """i saivca, nor inueea anyming else, applied directly to the sore, '. w ar x it several physicians. The 4 jrt Tver rxer w - I 1 w . Kill It TIT." Tifi TT1 nTlPtlr Crrti f fiAir ma T I i.woaiHiooavrithaoroontny , J t - .vuuw nmicmw tue great famine In 17S4 to sm surgeon's knife make a lastinjr cure. If every panicle of the diseased flesh were Lnrknan'a Great Hall. Connected with the Mohammedan mosque at Lueknow, India, Is the larg est room In the world without col umns, being 1G2 feet long, 54 feet wide and 53 feet high. It was built during the great famine In 17S4 to mmnir s a solid mass of concrete of simple form treated ma but tho sore continued, cause the trouble is in the blood and the 1 1 to grow- worse. I saw S. S. S. ad- mnnn tAMurtT rtur sw.-r- I '" B. S. S. cure' TH0S. OWEN . West TXnion, Ohio. t,t,n ;. t. is , Biiiipier consiruciion. in ts all '--"-r.V "V1. .u,u.come' DC- erecton mold or frnniPwnrb er and brick several feet In thickness was first made, which was then filled with concrete. The concrete was al lowed about a year to set and dry. wnen tne moid was removed. Al World's Tallest Tree. The' highest tree in the world Is said to be an Australian gum tree of the species Eucalyptus regnans which stands in the Cape Otway range. It Is no less than 415 feet high. Gum trees grow rapidly. 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