Heppner gazette., June 20, 1907, Image 3

The Song
of the Hair
There are four verses. Verse
1. Ayer's Hair Vigor makes
thehairgrow. Verse2. Ayer's
Hair Vigor stops falling hair.
Verse 3. Ayer's Hair Vigor
cures dandruff. Verse 4.
Ayer's Hair Vigor always re
stores color to gray hair. The
chorus is sung by millions.
Before nstng Ayer's Hair Vigor I had varr
thin i and very poor hair. But I continued to
usa the Vljnr until my hair greatly Improved
In every way. I have used it off and on for
the latten yean."-Mm. M. Drcmoki,
riewark, N. j.
by 3. O. Ayr Co.. Lowell,
Also manuBMturera of
uers
SABSAPAaUU.
PILLS.
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"Well, Jimmy, do yon want gran' pa, and ma and Aunt Jane to take you
to the circus?"
"No, pa ; I'd rather go with Johnny Green.
Old A ate and Work.
Old people make a great mistake
when they give un work. Manv men
I
The vicious system of graft has
crept even Into the animal world, and
who have made a competency lu busl- corrupted a resident of the New York
Hess and feel entitled to retire from
active work find themselves declining
In health and becoming prematurely
old for want of occupation. In most
aged persons the vital functions con
tinue In active exercise under normal
conditions, but If the regularity and
moderation of business life are depart
ed from trouble will urely follow.
London Lancet
l8jevlt- of Car "Wheels.
Has anybody ver -stopped to think
tow many mles the wheels of a rail
road car travel before they wear out?
Statistics gathered Irom various roads
show that perfect car wheels often roll
from three "oundred 'thousand to four
hundred and fifty thousand miles be
fore they have to 'be turned down.
Wheels with flaws In them run only
about fifty to ninety thousand miles.
Mother! -win innO Mr. Winilow Soothing
By ru p the V. t remedy to use for their children
during to teotbing period.
Tor Tloaao.
No, Mr, Smalley," said the beautiful
young girl, "I never can marry a man
as little and short as you are."
"Oh, I'm too short, am IT he said,
with a hollow, mirthless laugh. "Well,
Miss Ermyatrude, with your permission
I will juet go out and stretch myself a
little,"
Drawing "himself up to his full height,
such as It was, he .took his hat, cane,
gloves, and departure.
Jf4 Grata pin a; as That.
Elderly Uncle Like all other young
chaps Just out of college, you'll be want
ing to marry, of course, some of these
days.
Nephew TIarold (with a bright blush)
Not some of these Days," uncle. Only
one of 'em Muriel, the youngest.
riTP St. Vitas' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
fl I J permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureal
Jiervs Restorer. Hend for FHKK IZ trial bottl. and
treatise. Dr. K. H. Kline, Ld., Ml Arch SU, rUa.,Ps,
Making- Progress,
Neighbor How's your boy Milton get
ting along at college?
Uncle Haycroft Fine. Milt's goin' to
be a regular orator. He can talk about
the personal equation, an' other things
being equal, an' questions for academic
discussion, an' all that sort o' lingo, jest
like an old hand.
Its
instantly kin lire on Poultry by
fames. It Is very oowerful the iimif.
est of all lloe killers. It Is a necessary
remedy, hers use iice-lnfeoted poultry can
not lay or thrive. Sold by dealers. Msde
only by Chss. H. Mlly Co., Mesttle, Port
land, Ssn Fram-isco.
Zoological Park. Gunda, the elephant.
Is the guilty party. He has hitherto
been considered a most respectable and
UDrlarht member of society. A writer
iu the New York Tribune tells the sor
ry tale. Gundu's many visitors have
been In the habit of presenting pennies
to Jack Gleason, the keeper, which he
would Dlace on the floor of the ele
phant bouse.
Gunda would then Dick up these
coins with his trunk and deposit them
In a small box above his head, and
would ring a bell to register the
amount of the deposit Lately the
business has become very heavy, owing
to the thousands of visitors, and filea
son decided to go over the "books" and
figure out bis exact receipts.
The result Is that Gunda Is in dis
grace, and will be made tne subject or
an official Investigation by the aide of
which the late prosecution of bank
and Insurance grafter will look tame.
The details of the defaulting Gunda
are as follows:
Gunda certainly deposited the pen
nies In the box and as certainly rang
the bell, but thereafter his ways be
came dark and devious. Ne t -sooner
was Gleason'a back turned than he
would pick them out with Ms trunk
and put them Into bis mouth. When a
visitor appeared Gunda would put a
cent on the floor and go through the
form of dropping it In again, and ring
the bell.
Gleason sought to stop the fraud by
driving small staples Into the bottom
of the box, so that the penny could
drop between them. This presented no
difficulties to Gunda, who simply elon-.
gatbed the tip of his trunk and pulled
the cent out Then long nails, which
acted as a barrier, were put in In place
of the staples.
But still the receipts and the regis
ter did not agree. One day Gleason,
turning unexpectedly, caught the ele
phant In the act of reaching to the top
of the partition wall with bis trunk.
Gunda, on seeing he was discovered,
affected an air of easy nonchalance,
which, however, did not deoelve his
keeper, who climbed to the top of the
wall. The mystery was solved. There
lay pennies, old and new, In luxurious
profusion, and Gunda hung his head
and sulked.
a scene or brilliancy each morning
when the women gather to do their
trading. One of the staple food pro
ducts Is the Iguana. This animal Is
sold alive. It Is a foot or two long,
and In order to make It marketable Its
mouth Is sewed up, to prevent It from
biting, and Its legs are tied behind -its
back. The Tehuanas are noted for
their cleanliness. The men aTe Indo
lent, o.f short stature and slight build.
They wear white linen shirts, with the
tails outside of the trousers. Men,
women and children go barefodted.
There are a number of American
planters on the 'Isthmus. Most df their
holdings are Ln the .Interior. These
plantations are principally devoted :to
raising coffee and sugar.
As a side trip the American tourist
may go over the new Pan-American
railroad, which now runs from San
Geronlmo, a Station on the National
Tehuantepec road, to within 100 miles
of the Guatemala border. Considerable
progress has been made ln the construc
tion of this last 100 miles, and the
builders declare that in less than a '
year the road will be finished to the
Guatemala border. Deer, wlld nogs
and other game which are to be found
ln tropical Mexico abound all along
the route. There are no restrictive
game laws, and the sportsman can hunt
and kill to bis heart's desire. The surf
'berthing at Sailna Cruz, both winter
and summer, is excellent, and so is the
deep water fishing.
HEALTH NOTES
FOR JUNE.
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Spring Catarrh is a well defined
Spring disease. The usual sym
ptoms are given above. A bottle
of Pe-ru-na taken in time will prompt
ly arrest the course of the disease
known as Spring Catarrh.
Try to -SmaareTle Jewelry.
To prevent smuggling by tourists, an
evil said to be growing, Jewelers ln
this city and elsewhere will ask the
Treasury Department officials to take a
new attitude on the subject The
practice has been .to bring proceedings
to forfeit the smuggled articles and
sometimes a compromise Is effected per
mitting the tourist to keep the Jewelry
on payment of the actual duties. The
Jewelers eay that tourlstu who smuggle
should be prosecuted criminally.
The situation Is said to Invite smug
gling, since detection usually means
nothing more than payment of duties
which should be paid anyway ,and
there is the chance of getting through
without paying anything. The Im
porters and Cutters Association reports ' have
Thackeray's Paotomfnae.
'William Makepeace Thackeray was
always too genial, too generous, too
open handed, to be an accumulator of
this world's goods, and in spite of the
large earnings of bis pen. he died a
poor man. Shortly before bis death his
friend, John Leech, the cartoonist, call
ed upon him and found him ln his
study writing writing and sighing at
the monotony of his work.
"Why don't you have a holiday,"
said Leech, "and take your girls to the
seaside?"
The great novelist made no verbal
answer, but, rising slowly, plunged his
hands to the very bottom of his pock
ets, brought these receptacles out,
shook them vigorously without eliciting
a rattle of coin, replaced them and then
resumed his seat
SPEND
YOUR VACATION
AT
THE BREAKERS HOTEL
North Beach. Waahinctoa. the leading
resort in the Northwest. Now open.
Advantages:
Right on the edge of the ocean
beach. Electric lights, steam
heat, hot and cold salt water in
every bath tub, public bath, pri
vate bath, and postnfflre in the
building. Private dairy, private
livery stable, private vegetable
garden, private poultry yards.
Amusements
Two tennis courts, four bowl
ing alleys, roller skating, golf,
horseback riding with private
teacher. A beautiful lake In the
hotel grounds, boat riding, bil
liards, pool, private hotel orches
tra, two pianos, pianola, orchea
trelle, excellent dancing pavil
ion. Writ for Tree Booklet
THE BREAKERS HOTEL
Breakers, Washington
r. N.U.
No. 2S-07
TTTHEN wrltlag- to oovorttsors ploaao
aontlaa tola papar.
PICTUKESQUE DRESS.
Worn by Native Womea 1st lalhomaa
of Tchoaatepee,
It Is believed that many American
and European tourists will be attract
ed to the Isthmus of Tehuantepec as
soon as they learn that the National
Tehuantepec railroad has been complet
ed and opened for traffic and regular
steamship service has been established
between Coatzacoalcos and United
States and European porta, and be
tween the Pacific coast terminal, Salina
Crux and San Francisco, says the New
York Tribune. The Isthmus of Te
huantepec has heretofore been so far
removed from through lines of travel
that comparatively few pleasure seek
era have visited it In its winter cli
mate the isthmus Is unexcelled. The
air Is bracing and refreshing. Even in
summer the heat Is not oppressive, and
at Santa Lucrecla, where an altitude
of several hundred feet Is reached,
there are all of the comforts that are
to be found at most summer resorts In
the United States. In order to aocom
modate visitors large hotels have been
provided at Coatzacoalcos, Santa Lu
crecla, Salina Cruz and other places
along the line of railroad.
There are many interesting things to
be seen on the Isthmus, not the least
of which are the native Tehuanas or
Indian women. They wear a peculiar
dress that is to be seen In no other
part of Mexico. It Is called the Huipll
dress. It consists of a short cape,
made of white or colored muslin, with
a deep lace border of white or the pal
est lavender, a lace collar, short sleeves,
with long ruffles; a short muslin Jacket
of some bright color, with low neck and
short sleeves, and a petticoat which Is
Imply an oblong piece of crimson or
dark blue cotton cloth, wound around
the lofna, where it Is confined by a
sash, and reaching to the ankles. This
peculiar dress Is worn by every Tehuana
woman aad child, without respect to
age or social position. It Is worn In
many different ways, according to the
occasion, and Is always of the brightest
colors obtainable.
The market place ln Tehuantepec la
irom aoroaa indicate tnat duties are
paid on only an Insignificant part of
the Jewelry which Americans buy
abroad and bring back to New York.
According to prominent Jewelers here
the -smuggling of jewelry has become a
fad of tourists who take greater and
greater pride In their skill In deceiving
the customs Inspectors.
Several fine necklaces and brooches
of pearls and 'diamonds are said to
have been exhibited lately to Jewelers
In this city for valuation and owners
found to their surprise that the arti
cles could be duplicated here for much
less than the prices paid abroad. Jew
elers ace convinced that these Jewels
have been smuggled. The explanation
given by the Jewelers Is that they can
buy abroad at bottom prices and even
with the duties and a fair profit added
the total ia below what tourists eager
to "beat the government" are ready to
pay. New York Times.
Dnrlnsr the Honeymoon.
The Friend And you and George
excellent appetites f for every
What kind of appetizers do you
meal,
use?
The Bride Kisses, dear,
have the grandest dessert.
The Friend Gracious ! And
does it consist of?
The Bride The same, of course
kisses !
Bow Wow.
Edgar Saltus, the brilliant novelist,
was asked by a young lady at a tea if
be thought that the use of quotations
was a good thing.
"Quotations are only good," said Mr.
Saltus, "when they are extremely apt.
There was once a witty Irishman,
Jumes E. Fitzgerald, who made excel
lent use of a quotation in a political
speech. During this speech he was re
peatedly Interrupted by a butcher, the
proprietor of a large sausage-making
plant An adherent of Fitzgerald's
finally took offense at the butciier's
mocking' remarks, and yelled :
'Hey, you, leave politics alone, and
go back to your sausage machines!'
"The butcher glared at the man and
retorted :
" 'If I bad this speaker ln one of my
sausage machines, I'd soon make mince
meat of him.'
"Then Mr. Fitzgerald quoted from
the platform with a smile:
'"Is thy servant a dog that thou
shouldst do thU thing? "
A Queer Error.
The late Ambrose L. Thomas, the
noted advertising expert of Chicago,
once told a story about two doctors ln
an address on advertising.
"To illustrate my point," he said,
apropos of an advertising error, "I'll
tell you about my friend Bones. Bones
was taken down very bad, and, his fam
ily physician being out of town, a spe
cialist was called ln. J
"But the family physician unexpect
edly returned, and he and the special- j
1st entered Bones' chamber together. ,
They found the man in a high fever j
and partially unconscious.. Each put j
his hand under the bed clothes to feel
Bones' pulse, and each accidentally got
hold of the other's hand.
" 'He has typhoid,' said the first phy
sician. " 'Nothing of the kind,' said the oth- '
er. 'He's only drunk."
Plenty of Parenta. ''
At Qulmper, In Brittany, the wife of
a man named Le Saux gave birth to a
boy. The father took the child and
sold it for 8 to the wife of the local .
butcher, Mme. Bonan. The woman pre-1
sented it to her husband as her own
newly-born infant and Bonan hastened
to register the child's birth.
Le Saux, fearing that he might get
Into trouble with the police, next con
sulted the butcher, whom he supposed
to be a party to the fraud. The duped
husband threw Le Saux out of the 1
house. The latter then registered the
birth of his own child. In the eye of
the law, therefore, the Infant has
claims on two separate families and en
Joys the unique distinction of being
the son of two mothers. Paris News.
Banking by Mail
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On savings deposits of a dollar
or more, compounded twice
every Jtr. It is just as easy
to open a Savings Account with,
us by Mail as if you lived next
door. Send for our free book
let, "Banking by Mail," and
learn full particulars. Address
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Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington Sts.
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NGRAVING Write Us
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FOR PRINTING
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what
Down at Bacon Rldarr.
Hiram Ilardapple Old Josh Wheat
ly killed his red cow yesterday and
found a peck of nails and railroad
spikes ln her stomach.
Zeke Crossby Do tell ! Josh always
wbi lucky. Now he'll have beef and
iron for a spring medicine without get
ting It at the drug store.
She Left Too Soon.
Two young women were seated to
gether ln a Broadway car, when a well
dressed man of middle age entered.
One of the women bowed to him.
"Who Is that?" her companion asked.
"He's the father of one of my chil
dren," the first speaker replied.
Whereupon an elderly spinster of se
vere countenance, who was seated next,
gasped and nearly fainted.
'Isn't It queer," the young woman
went on, "that I should have three
pairs of twins all girls, too?"
The spinster changed her seat In a
hurry too quickly to hear any further
facts concerning the young woman's
public school diss. New York Globe.
Ills Natural Modesty.
"Two mutual friends 6at near a man
at lunch one day.
" 'What makes him look so glum
this morning?" said the first.
"'Why,' said the other, 'he visited
an Egyptian palmist last night, and
the fellow told him his wife would
marry twice, and the second husband
would be a remarkably fine chap."
"'Aba! He thinks that's rather a
reflection on himself, eh?"
"'Not at all. He thinks his wife
was married before, and never told
him.' "Washington Star.
BRING YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US
Before Going Elsewhere.
DR. B. C. WRIGHT,
3424 Washincton St. Portland, Orege
stThelen's hall
PORTLAND, OREGON
A Girls' School of the highest class. Collegi
ate department. Music. Art. Elocution. Oym
nasium. Fall term opens September 16.
SEND TOR CATALOGUE
OassllBS BattM aad bit
ration runts
Waterloo WsU Drills
Built especially for work
In the northwest. Drill
Ins and fishing tool.
We carry a large stock.
Write nssil your machin
ery wantH. WeU driller
eontraet blanks tree'
RErrEsoit machikeet
COatPAirr. 1S3-4- If or
riaoa St., rortlaad. Ore.
THX DAISY
FLY KIIXXXj
destroys all the
flies and sfforde
comf ort to every
home In dining
room, sleeping
room and every
place where fliee
are troublesome.
Clean, neat and
will Hot soil or-
(ninM annhino
Try them once and yon will never he without them.
If not kept by dealers, sent prepaid for Hw.
BAX0LO BOlaEKB. lit Ds-Lala Art., Brooklyn, W. T.
MAKE
YOUR HOME TIES
HAPPIER
THE REMEDY:
IB A BJLOOB
THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE
Every part of the body la dependent on the blood for nourishment nnd
Btreneth. When this life stream is flowing thronp-h the srstem in a
uuuuun tan Aian uazette writes ia. , . - . . . rj .
... , purity ana nenness we are assured ox periecc and uninterruoted health
VLTZ" p TT11 ause Pure blood is nature's safe-suaragainst Cw'
1 being made by the Protestant unA Ta TOir i,, n-5 t.it "J , i
tor SaUe.
correspondent of
writes
Csttkodral
The Amsterdam
the London Pall Mall Gazette
to his
rCmuniVv Z rTrht th Ah , , e body iS fcd OU imPure or P0" hlood the sYst deprived of
."D! rht "?at ther 8bouM, its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is manifested ia various
ways. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections
sell to the Catholics the ancient ca-
if)
thtwtriil -r.f tha ..If- hUl. I. Jt I 1 . ..... . . S T -
".v, ls,, Ulul meicriu . BUOW tnat tne tIOOd IS in a leveriSH and diseased mnnir nn ae a .lf f
aa the largest Gothic historical build-. much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are
Ing ln the Netherlands. The Idea was , the result of morbid, unhealthy matter ia the blood, and Rheumatism Ca- '
first mooted, oddly enough, by one of tarrh, .Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated Wood '
the Protestant pastors. Mynheer Gun-, disorders that will continue to grow worse as lone- as the Doison femninQ i
ning. who Is regarded as the leader I These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various wave. I
of the Protestant body ln Utrecht His Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the
- - a . f a t a a a.ej s a m
grouuag ror maKing tne proposal are avenues oi rxxmy waste, leaves me refuse and waste matters to sour and
strictly utilitarian. He estimates that . form uric and other acids, which are taken tip by the blood and distributed
the buildings would reallee a million throughout the circulation. Coming ia contact with contagious diseases is 1
florins, with which sum It would be another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and
possible to build five new churches, microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and whea these get into the blood ia
and endow eat?h with a lirino- it Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some
should perhaps be explained that the re so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
cathedral Is said to be In a half ruin- constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are
ous condition. During a fearful storm nsianuy annoyea ana trouoiea wita it. ijaa Dlooa is the source of all dis-
ln 1C74. a great part of the nave col- RSJ' nUI tnis vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to
lapsed, and has never been repaired. " CVU ?.wy- uuuui , any character o. o. a. is tlie best
i icmcuv cvu uistuvcicu. viuwu mio me circulation ana removes any
sVtt3J
laM X-iTVraW
A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO
Does not enlarge the instrument or
change style of case; mechanism all below
keyboard: operates piano action abstract
direct, and precisely as regular piano keys
do, securing the tame expression as the
artist can by hand ; can be entirely removed
Irom the piano in five minutes's time, and
that without the use of a screw driver.
Write for Free Booklet
SHERMAN, CLAY & CO.
SPOKANE.
With.
SEATTLE,
Wash.
PORTLAND,
Oregon
Am Expert.
Lawyer Knowing the handwriting
of the plaintiff, would you say that this
letter bore the stamp of genuineness?
Witness (after careful examination)
No, sir; I'm rather ot the opinion
that It bears the stampof Kalamazoo,
Mich. Topelo Blade.
and all DoisOUS. SUDDlie3 the healthful nronertieq it neeHe anA
4 j sua vviu r- tVajr so m a I aw aw a, aw
and permanently cures blood diseases of CLASolr IED ADS
every kind.
PURELY VEGETABLE
The action of S. S. S. is so
thorough, that hereditary taints are removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong and
healthy so that disease cannot remain. It
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores
and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious
Blood Poison, etc.. and does not leave the
slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of
blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's
greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely
j n uii.oj j b i'i oion.iu, vj. ,. w. is iu( ea,ic at, bui nrst ciass
Fortune tellers are fortune swellers . tuff stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write.
for themselves, 1 xttr jswrrr Jtomm n . I
The women often say, "O, these
men!" But tbey should hear us men
say, "Oh, these women!'
NOTICE The following announcements are
from leading business men and firms, and aro
well worthy your careful reading. The lit
may contain just the proposition you are loot
ing for.
REAL ESTATE
EAST GREEN ACRES
The only tracts on the market where von cars
contract to sell your crop. Ten trains a lv.
Abundance of water. Price Sltt.uO per ai-rt-
easy payments come in or write for particu
lars. BEECH ER A THOMPSON
Spokane. Washington
110 Stevens