Heppner gazette., April 18, 1907, Image 3

poioug' ifOediciBDe
The best is Hood's Sarsaparilla. It
is the best because it does the most good.
While it makes the blood pure, fresh
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet
ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu
lates the kidneys and liver, gives new
brain, nerve and digestive strength.
An unequaled list of cures 40,366 tes
timonials in two years proves its merit.
In Ulilut form, Hood's Hursnparillu In now put up
in chocolated tablets railed fsarwitalm, as well Ha
in the usual liquid form. Knrnatnls have identi
rally the Rtimo curative properties as the liquid
form, besides aenuracy of done, convenience, econ
omy, -there beinif no loss liy evaporation, brenk
te, orleukntfu. bold by driiKilslH or sent by mail.
CI. Hood Co., Lowell. Mass.
; GOOD
i: Short Qtofiesl
Mrs. J. F, flee, 60 (iould Street, Stoneham,
Mans,, says: "In 11.1 yoar experience I have never
known Hood's riarnaparllla to fail, for spring
humors and aa a Kuneral blood puriflorj It cures
scrofula, eczema i liaH no equal as a general
spring medicine. It gives mo genuine satisfac-
on to say this
Guaranteed under the Food and Drugs Act, June 30, 1900. No. 324.
She Had the Ful.
Her nrm about hit neck drew tighter.
"And promise me," she Bald, "that
you will write from every foreign city
you pass through."
Shifting her weight tn the other knee,
lie regarded the girl with some slight
suspicion.
"Do you love m so much," he mur
mured, "or have you started a picture
postal card allium?"
Ox Yoke Made by Lincoln.
A recent rearrangement of the ex
hibits in the Agricultural Museum of
the University of Illinois brought to
light an old ox yoke made by Abraham
Lincoln, which was presented to the
institution in 1871. I5y order of Presi
dent Draper the yoke has been In
closed in a glass case the framework of
which was made of boards from the
old Lincoln home at Springfield. 111.
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317 FED AND
URJS UmULJJ KEPT OPEN
JBY IMPURITIES IN THE BLOOD
Whenever a sore refuses to lieal it Is because the blood Is' not 'pure and
healthy, as it should be, but 13 infected -with poisonous germs or some old
blood taint vlikh. has corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most
usually afflicted with old sores are persons who have reached or passed mid
dle life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have naturally
begun to decline, and the poisonous germs which have accumulated because
of a sluggish and inactive condition cf the system, or some hereditary taint
which nas uuneno ucqtl neia in checlc, now lorce an outlet on the face, arms,
legs or other part of the body. The place grow3 red and angry, festers and
cats into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn
uleer, fed and kept open by the impurities with which the blood is saturated.
Nothing is more trying and disagreeable than a stubborn, non-healing sore.
The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments is good reason
for suspicion; the same germ -producing cancerous ulcers is back of every
old sore, and especially is this true if the trouble is an Inherited one.
Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can
' I wa. .file with a sore on my ,do Permanent good ; neither will remov
face of four years' standing-, it ing the sore with caustic plasters or the
gradually prow farmer and worse ur0eon s jemie make a lasting cure. II
in very way until I became every particle of the diseased flesh were
SSnySiVayll taken away another sore would come, be-
treated me but the sore continued cause the trouble IS in the blood, and the
to grow worse. IiawS.S. S. ad- BLOOO CANNOT Be ftlT A WAV
vertlsedand commenced iti use , , MWMTm
and after taking it a while I was Tlie cure must come by a thorough cleans-
S,Sa,S5alt?SS4t& ing of the blood. In S S, S. will be found
e?Ssa.ncr1fit.f th aor SlaC Ifc is an unequalled blood purifier one that
goes oireciiy into me circulation and
promptly cleanses it cf all poisons and
taints. It gets down to the very bottom of
the trouble and forces out every trace of im
purity and makes a complete and lasting
cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of the
blood so that instead of feeding the diseased j
T)artS with ininiiritips. it ti mi risli pa tfip :
irritated, inflamed flesh -with health vMnorl. I home." Then they went.
Then the sore begins to heal, new flesh is formed, all pain and inflammation One day the yardmoster asked an
leaves, the place scabs over, and when S. S. S. has purified the blood the earuot employe at the roundhouse If
Sore i3 permanently cured. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores, j he could run an engine. "Can 01 run
Write for our special book on sores and ulcers and any other medical advice a engine? If there's anything Oi'd
you aesire. v e make no charge lor the book or advice.
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TH.Ua. OWK
We at Union, Ohio.
PURELY
VEGETABLE
A Berkeley bookseller, anxious to fill
an order for a liberal patron, wired to
Chicago for a copy of "Seekers After
God," by Canon Farrar, and to his sur
prise and dismay received this reply:
"Xo seekers after God In Chicago or
New York. Try Philadelphia."
The German Emperor's little daugh
ter is credited with this incident. She
was tired of all the old games, so said
to her playmates : "I know what we
will do. Let's play at being quite poor
people frightfully poor people who
have only one or two footmen J"
One more Instance of the power of
punctuation. Even a comma may pla
me very miscnier. jot many years
ago a distinguished graduate of Oxford
decided to enter the Nonconformist
ministry, and to wear no sacerdotal
garb. And he announced his intention
in a manifesto containing the words.
"I shall wear no clothes, to distinguish
me from my fellow-Christians." That
delightful coenma made him the laugh
lng-stock of the university and the joy
or the picture-shops, whose window
were uooueu with Illustrations of the
Rev. X. Y. Z. distinguishing himself
from his fellow-Christians.
The great Von Moltke never wasted
words and despised anything that ap
....w.l..l .. If.. 1..
jiuutiicu KU'i-umy iu oiners. uu one
occasion he was leaving Berlin on
railway journey. Just before the train
pulled out of the station, a captain of
hussars entered the general's compart
ment, ana recognizing him, saluted
with "Guten Morgcn, Excellunz:" Two
hours later the train slowed up at
way station. The captain rose, after
sitting in silence during the Journey,
saluted, and with another "Guten Mor
een, Excellenzi" left the train. Turn
ing to one or his companions, Von
Moltke said, with an expression of dis
gust, "Intolerable gasbag!"
borne time ago the Osage Indians
were called Into council. It was In the
Indian Territory and an election was
approaching at which the noble red
men would exercise that great privil
ege, the ballot The Democrats pre
pared a feast for them. They barbe
cued beef and fed the Indians well.
And the Indians were "for" the Dem
crats. Then the Republicans Invited
them to a barbecue, and they were
"for" the Republicans. After it was
all over the Indians met One of them
addressed the meeting. "Democrat
good; feed Indian," he said. "Repub
lican good ; feed Indian full." Then
he continued: "Both good: Indian go
rzz rr: 1
For Thin,
Foot Blood
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You can trust a medicine
tested 60 years I Sixty years
of experience, think of that!
Experience with Aycr's Sar
saparilla; the original Sarsa
parilla; the strongest Sarsapa
rilla; the Sarsaparilla the doc
tors endorse for thin blood,
weak nerves, general debility.
Bnt even thli i (n-nl old medlolne cannot do
Iti bent work if Die Urer U inactive and tlie
boweli conulpated. For the best pouihle re-
Filli while taking the Sarnaparllla. The live
will quickly reipoud, and so will tlie boweli.
A
Xde by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell.
yers
HAIR VIGOR.
AGUE CURE.
CHEBKY PECTORAL.
There are sumptuary laws even in the
Cook islands, where it is a punishable
offense to eat more than 1,000 cocoanuts
in celebration of a death.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnriow'i Soothing
Syrup the beat remedy to use for their chUdrea
during the teething period.
Ko Harry.
"Gurrafter has a good city position,
basn't he?"
"O, yes; he's had that for six months
or more.
"What, work does he have to do?"
"He hasn't found out yet."
St. Vitus' nance end all Nervous Dts&8es
permanently cured by Dr. Kline s Unat
erve Restorer, bend fur r Kk.b 12 trial bottl and
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J a Ten lie Logic.
Vexed Parent Polly, you provoke me
beyond measure. You forget more thincrg
than anybody I ever saw.
Polly But think of the awful lot of
things I learn, mamma, if I can do all
that foreettinz!
Shake Into Yatir Shoes
Allen's Foot-Ease. A Dowder. It makes tVh
or new shoos feel easy. It is a certain cure lor
sweating, callous ana hot, tired, aching feet.
Bold by all Pmpgists. Price 25c. Trial pack
age mailed FREE. Address Allen H. Olmsted
Good Tip.
Do you think I can reach the heart
of the haughty beauty?" eighed the
sentimental youth with the guitar
under his arm.
Better try tunneling, old man," ad
vised his friend.
"Tunneling?"
"Yes. I heard her say that you were
great bore."
A woman who wears a stuffed bird in
her hat is liable to a fine of from $25 to
$."0 by a law recently passed by the Legis
lature of Arkansas.
A Japanese bride gives her wedding
presents to her parents as a slight recom
pense for the trouble they have had in
rearing her.
WBkrlweMew
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It means theT7
hottest and cleanest
flame produced by j
any stove, lhis is
the flame the New
Perfection Oil Stove
gives the instant a
lighted match is ap
plied no delay, no
trouble, no soot, no
dirt. For cooking, the
NEW PERFECTION
Wick Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove
is unequaled. It gives quick results because its
heat is nighly concentrated. Cuts fuel-expense
in two. Made in three sizes. Every
stove warranted. If not at your deal
er's write to our nearest agency.
rather do all day long it's run an en
gine." "Suppose you run that engine
In the house." "0111 do it," bluffed Pat,
and climbed to the cab. lie looked
around, crfiit on his hands, grabbed the
j biggest lever and pulled It wide open.
Zip! she went Into the roundhouse.
Pat saw the biraipers ahead and, guess
ing what would happen, reversed the
lever clear back. Out 6he went in
again out ngaln. Then the yardmns
ter yelled: "I thought you said you
could rue an engine?" Rut Pat had
an answer ready: "01 had her in three
times. Why didn't you 6hut the door?"
mr all-round household use.
Made of brass throughout and beautifully nickeled.
Perfectly constructed; absolutely safe; unexcelled
in licht-giving power; an ornament to any room.
Lvery lamp warranted. If not at your
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Men a 8hos, ma to l.ru. IKiji' tibneii, M to Sl.lS, Women'.
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W. L. Douglas alioos are recognized by expert judges of footwear
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part of the shoo and every detail of thn making is looked after
aud watched over jy skilled shoemakers, without regard to
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Shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit betto
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W. U Donilu nme nd prtc li tempod on the bottom, which protwta the wttnr antnat
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Blirirat llouae on Earth.
A gigantic globe tower, the biggest
building In the world, Is In course of
erection on Coney Island. It will be
700 feet high and 000 feet in circum
ference. It will have eleven floors and
500,000 square feet of floor space.
On these eleven floors there will lie
all sorts of things to amuse Coney's
millions of Burnnier visitors, but the
star feature of thein all will be the
revolving restaurant and cafe, first of
the kind in the world.
If you are facing north when your
oysters are served you will be looking
west for the soup and south when the
ronst arrives. By the time the coffee
and cigars come on you will be back
north again. In half an hour you will
have traveled 900 feet around a great
circle, or thirty feet a minute.
The ground floor will be an automo
bile garage. Just 150 feet above the
ground will be the pedestal roof gar-
aen, wo feet In circumference. When
you get 250 feet In the air you will
$100 Reward, $100.
The reader, of this rj.Der will he nlensprt tn
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all in
lages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
ure is tne only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu
tional diiease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Hall's Catftrrh Cure is laxen internally,
acting directly upon the Llood and mucous
luriacea of the syiiern, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in Its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
01 testimonials.
Address. jr. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0l
Bold by druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Fills are the best.
The number of laborers In the indus
tries of France is about 5,500.000. Of
these, 400,000, on the average, cannot get
work.
A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE.
Am-
How a Veteran Was Saved the
putation of a Limb,
B. Frank Doremns, veteran, of Roose
velt Ave., Indianapolis. Ind., says: "I
had been showing
symptoms of kidney
trouble from' tlie time
I was mustered out of
the army, but in all
my life I never suffered
as in 1897. Head
aches, dizziness and
sleeplessness, flist, and
then dropsy. I was
weak and helpless,
having run down from
180 to 125 pounds. I was having ter
rible pain in the kidneys, and the se
cretions paseed almost involuntarily.
My left leg swelled until it was 34
inches around, and the doctor tapped it
night and morning until I could no
longer stand it, and then he advised
amputation. I refused, and began us-
j ing Donn's Kidney Tills. The swelling
subsided gradually, the urine became
natural, and all my pains and aches
dif appeared. I liave been well now for
fnOOT and ftaln.
The first man to whom it ever oc
curred to find out how much rain was
represented by a given fall of snow was
Alexander Brlce of Klrknewtown, who
in March, 17C5, made a simple experi
ment with the contents of a stone Jug
driven face downward Into over six
inches of enow. What ho learned was
that a greater or less degree of cold,
or of wind, when the snow falls, and
Its "lying a longer or shorter time on
the ground," will occasion a difference
In the weight and in the quantity of
water produced ; "hut if," he added, "I
may trust to the above trials, which I
endeavored to perforin with care, snow,
newly fallen, with a moderate gale of
wind, freezing cold, will produce a
quantity of water equal to one-tenth
part of its bulk." So that a fall of
snow of ten Inches represents a rain
fall of one inch. London Chronicle.
Made on Hla Own Specification..
Mrs. Jones Mr. Jones sent these
trousers back. He says they are not
anywhere near long enough.
Snip (tailor) That's funny. When
went to collect my bill from him he
told me he was shorter than he ever
was in his life and I made these trous
ers accordingly. Toledo Blade.
From Ont.lde Source.
Job Sturky This is a pretty expensive
mixture I smoke.
Adam Zawfox So I've heard the fel
lows say who furnish you the ingredi
ents.
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The Kind You Have Always Boutrht lias bnrnn tlft sio-na.
ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and has been raiulo under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. AIIoav no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-g-ood" are but Experiments, and endan-rer the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing: Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Xarcotie
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and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, reg-ulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
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bookkeeper bas been married
nearly six mouths now," said the Junior
partner.
"Well?" replied the sonlor partner.
"Well, he basn't asked for a raise
In dalary."
Heavens! We'll have to have his
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rress.
No man loves a woman enoueh to
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come to the aerial hlp.xxlronie. Here ; nine years since using Doan's Kidney
there will be a continuous four-ring Pi Us.
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The main hall and revolving cafe will ox Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
bo 300 feet above the ground, circling
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aerial railroad and all kinds of novel
ties. At COO feet you come to the ob
servatory platform, fitted with tele
scopes. At GOO feet will be stationed
the United States weather bureau and
a wireless telegraph station.
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Rj wagon saves horse-
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