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Newspaper Page Text:-'.? ::y:W:o:::::?::S i A1 ton iW THE s'. The Iluaruenota. Horo nro two t'KHuya ou the Hup-iio-notH by CIiIc.'iko public school pupils : "The UiigoiiotM arc ptntplc In France Hint nrc followers of Victor Hugo. Their lender Is u man mimed Joan Vnljenn that was a thief, but ot con verted and turned out well. The Hiiro nots are very good jK-ople. A lady named Evangeline urota n long ioeni about them, tut It don't rhyino." "The Huguenots is tho name of a big tiling like a slcani roller that the mo gul used In India to run over people. It K(iuoshed tliein to death and was very terrible. It bad eyes painted on it like a dragon and snorted steam when It was running. They arc no huguenots enny more." "Sprinter, everybody is commending that speech you made the other day on the Nubject of llie trusts." "I think myself it was a pretty fair effort." "I'nfortanately, I didn't hear It. What position did you take?" "Wess you, 1 didn't take any. I man aged, however, to assure each party to the controversy that its position was the only correct and logical one." YV. A. Mitchell, dealer in general merchandise, Martin, Oa., writes My wife lost In weight from 130 to i8 pounds. We saw she could not live long. Sho was a skeleton, so we con sulted an old physician, lie told her to try Peruna. She gradually commenced Im proving and getting a little strength. She now weighs 100 pounds. She is gaining every day, and does her own housework and cooking." Time to Hun. Gunner There was a bad, bold bur glar up in the girls' college the other day. ! u.vr You don't say. And did the girls yell? (Junner I should say so. I hoy gave the college yell and the burglar hasn't stopped running yet. Hut the Other Side Ohjeoted. Attorney (for the defense) Do you know anything about the merits of this case? Venireman I should say not. It hasn't any merits. Attorney We'll take this man, your honor. No niaicrnm ivltli Thin. "Smytlie, you called on that Hoston girl, did you? Was she at home?" "Yes, she was at home, but you see " "Yes?" "She was at home, but you see " "Well?" "She was at home, but you see " "Go on." "As I said, she was at home, but you see " "Yes, yes; she was at home, but I see " "Well, that's the answer." -I. Dubloim. Stlppler Did Miss Kutts admire your paintings? Dobber I don't know. Stippler What did she say about them? Dobbler That she could fool that I put a great deal of myself Into my work. Stippler Well, that's praise. Dobber Is it? The picture I showed her was "Calves in a Meadow." SOUTHWEST AND NORTHWEST. Where the (Jrealent Hullrooil Ilulld Infr I JVor Gulnic On. The Southwest vies with tho Cnna dlun Northwest us u region of devel opment. A quarter of the railroad trackage laid In the entire country last year was laid In the Southwest, snys 'the New York Tribune. Texas led with i 701 miles of new (rack, nearly an eighth of tlie total of the country, and Texas now leads the States In the coun try In railway mileage, Illinois having been the leading State up to 1!K)5. In IouJslana ii'Jl miles were laid in 1'.0(1. The other Southwestern States and Territories made great gains. Immi gration thither Is extensive. 1!. F. Yoakum of the Uock Island Hallway says that 10,0)0 immigrants to the Southwest pass through St. Ixmis week ly, and other thousands enter by vaiy of Kansas City, Memphis und New Or leans. He predicts that the census of 11)10 will show a growth in ten years of 50 ier cent In the rural iopulatIon of Missouri, Arkansas, Kansas and Tex as, and KK) per cent in Oklahoma und Indian Territory. These are desirable Immigrants, Americans, tillers of the soil from ,the older States of the East and Middle TVcst, who prefer the at tractions of the South to those across the border In Canada. The St. Louis Globe-Democrat calls attention to the fact that in l'.MM) the center of the cot ton crop was in western Mississippi, while now it Is probably west of the Mississippi Illver. Texas raised a third o" last year's crop. The making of Oklahoma and Indian Territory into a State has been, says the Globe-Democrat, a great advertisement for the whole "empire of the Southwest." The Canadian Northwest Is also enti tled to Its boast. There are a fuel fam ine and a railroad congestion there, as there are south of the border. The railroad bulluing lias not caugnt up with the growing population. A corre spondent of tlie Toronto Globe writes "The plain truth is that the expan sion or tue west tins proceeded on a scale more huge than even the most advanced optimist had expected, and all arrangements have fallen short of the necessities. In the export cattle trade alone there has been an Increase of SO per cent, the TO.OOO head of last year Having been increased this year to 1)0,000. The growth of population has an enormous Increase In traffic How He Knew. A witness was being examined as to the sanity of one of tho Inmates of the asylum. "Yon hold that this inmate Is Insane, do you?" a lawyer asked. "I do," was the firm rosiionse. "Why are you so sure?" "The man," the witness said, "goes almut asserting that he Is Santa Glaus." "And." said the law yer, "you hold, do you, that when a man goes about nssorling that he Is Santa Clans It's a (dear proof of hTs In sanity?" "I do." "Why?" "Itccause," paid the witness, In a loud, Indignant voice, "I happen to be Santa Claus myself." Limit. The train was called the limited, but what was limited about it? It ran at an unlimited speed, the Incivility of the conductor and the brakemen was unlimited, us wus the rapacity of the porter. "It's a mystery!" exclaimed the little party of foreigners. Hut in a moment they entered the drawing room car und their wonder vanished. "Of course, It's the good taste of the decorations!" they whispered, and, re membering their manners, pretended not to notice. Puck. PltES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT Is guarentee 1 to cure any case of leliing, blind, bleeding or protruding piles in 6 to 14 days or money reiunded.50e. t'noppreplntl v. Mrs. Homer (reading) An ordi nary piano contains about a mile of wire. Homer Huh! The one next door sounds like it contained a wagon load of tinware. Does Your Heart Beat Yes. 100,000 times each day. Does it send out good blood or bad blood? You know, for good blood is good health; bad blood, bad health. And you know precisely what to take for bad blood Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Doctors have endorsed it for 60 years. One f rfqunnt rau of bad blond is a uppish Hvf-r, Tins produces constipation, f'oivoiiouv sub-tnncpti are then abnorlted into Uih blood, liisieiid of bailiff lemovwl from the body d.tii j an nature intended. Kefn the bowels fptjii with Ayer's Pills, liver pills. All vegetable. AINLE3 Set Us Mort D ENTISTRY You Co Eliewlurt EXAMINATIONS FREE (lold Crown, S; Hrlilue Work, per looih, f.l; i'lHlin.fft; Milver FIIIIiiks, 6uc; Hold Fillings, l. YALE DENTISTS 107 lint fstr.et i OKl l.ANi, ORKOOM ENGRAVING Write Us PLATES FOR PRINTING NICKS-CH ATTEN Portland Oregon FREE SAMPLE Slade by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, 1m. I Alio Biauuroctai'eri or HAIR VIQCR. AQl'E CIKE. CHEKKY PECTORAL. yers f RUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) SHORTHORN CATTLE, Registeredc BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIFIC NURSERY CO. Catalogue Free. Tangent, Oregon Mothers will find Mrs. Winflow's Soothing byrup the Degtremeav to use tor their chUUroj during tho teething period. C TTln TAfiPA ftnfl All -WOrYOIlS JJlB"ttl . ...mutiDnt v rMirwi nv j'l. nnuc a .... -.ii WrveHi'llorff. r?""1" f "lll'-i'A-- ,.. u. Ill Klilr,llta nn.l In iha 1q r1 1 r,t e. lit. It. JL. Kline, .LX1.,1M1 Arcu oh i ' -11'" ... . "v, ' o v. I realise. Same Old Feel In sr. Gladys I feel sure be lias loved before. I'enelojie Oil. I same way, dear, when he used to make love to me! New York Press. FADED TO A SHADOW. and until the latit lew years was b Insurable. For a great muny years doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and prescribed loca. remedies, and by constantly fulling to cur Worn Dnwrt hv FiP YPar of SutTpp. i with IocttI treatment, pronounced itinoural-lo I worn uown Dy rive rears or stirrer- S(.ience hfta proVln catarrh to be a constitu ing from Kidney Complaint. I tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, miinu Uemethe Myers, of 180 S uit li fuetured by K. 1. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, ii . n mo oniy con si iiuiiuiini rui c uii tue in in 1. 1 I1, I Iiuvt js taken iutcrnally in doses from Hi drops to i -in niy i tenspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and 111 11U Ml H Ml 1 1 UVCB Oil ill? rjoiciU, 1 Jirj vnc mil ; hundred dollars for any case It fails to cure j bend for circulars and testimonials. Address, K. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O : Sold bv I'rugirists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. tiers effects. Considerably over KK), 000 ieople have come into the province never uunng uie year irom otner lands, ana felt the 1 in addition many have moved from the ' .Jilnn ...w. I,-.. . r....tK 41. ...Ml uiuci Dt-viiuua ui .uuilliuuu lO lllt ami cheaper land in the western provinces." Cities and towns have sprung up so There Is more Catarrh In this section of th rapidly and grown so fast that those country than all other diseases put L together I . . ..,,,, nf lll!ln i rim Mrs Tenth St., u1. a rV eacli had u total ropulatiou in I'M of 82,710 and they have now a total of 112,!7S. The increased price of agri cultural products is sending people in hundreds of thousands to the fertile I run I on, (., says: worked lia.nl tune ana nave been exposed arain ami again to changes of weatner. it is no won- f i tier my kidnevs gave &teW& ontand 1 wcnt a11 10 s fS nieces at last. For five years I was fading away and finally so weak that for six months I could not get out of the house. I was neivous, restless and Fleepless at night, and lame and sore in the morning. Sometimes every thing would whirl and blur before me. I bloated so badly I could not wear tight clothing, and had to put on shoes two sizes larger than usual. The urine was dictrlered and passages were dreadfully frequent. I got help from the first box of Donn's Kidney Pills, however, and by the time I had taken four boxes the pain and bloating was gone. I have been in good health ever since." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fostcr-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. and only pai the continent. tly developed regions o1 VAST IMP0ET OF DIAMONDS. Rabbin; It In. Miss Rcdpep You are belter, are you not, Mr. Fptitliertojj? You were not look ing at all well the last time I saw you. Mr. Fealhertop Why, when did you tee me last? Miss Rcdpep At tho Swellham recep tion. You were waltzing, I think, with Miss Fluttcrby. Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot -Ease. A powder. It makes tig.i; or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Sold by all Druggists, price 2'e. Trial pack age mailed FREK. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, LeKoy, New York. i The Ilnmorlat. Mr. Depew threw aside the paper in which he had just read that as a Senator he was a joke. "In that case," he said with decision, "I will not resign. I wouldn't spoil a joke for anybody." Philadelphia Ledger. AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made In all styles and all sizes. Get water and oil anywhere. Host Urilling Tools made, (iet c&uv loss end prices. BEAIX St CO. 321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Or. With V2 uses fi and MULE-TEAM BORAX re-pigo illustrated booklet, giving or liorax in tiie Home. Farm and li md a Souvenir Picture, 7x1 tin., ree for on and your ilealrr nnrne. I'acilic Coast Borax Co., Oakland, CaU any. 10 "olnis AdlrtK tM&ffiran not n:1 experi-SjM: TmS' aieut.but with proper cu'. toi2 X (Xf vatio.-i, t'u-y assure iiiccess &s7 from the Ktart. Ui.ers liave o FJ doni u at f.'.antins uor disaj. poi n t in c ii t s h a rvt for bij'gcst, tsuret, best crons f S at a!li.ealeri. I'.nnous for over a S" years. 1007 I cc4 Auiiual jfi f fcP free on request. J&ffK d. r.i. pcrrv &. co.,JSi&Vk Worth Knowing About If you need a first- hiss laxative, there is nothing be.ter nor safer than that old fam ily remedy, Brandreth's I 'ill--. Each pill contain one grain of 'old extract of sarsaparilla, w ich, with other valual le v gctatile products, make it u blood pur ifier of excell nt char.icter. If you are troubled with c n-ti ; at ion, one pill at night wi 1 afford gn at relief. ISranilretli'-piils are the same fine lax ative tonic pill your grandpa -ents used. They have been in use for over a century ami are sold in every thug and medicine sto.e, either pi in or sugar i oated. MQlcal. Hicks Miss Flatly sang with much feeling at the concert last night." Wicks Ah? Hicks Yes. She spent most of the time feeling for the right note. Somer ville Journal. DR. G. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment This wonderful Chi nese DoeK.r Is called t, n at because be cura ieo;le without opera tion that art. g veil n; t illn. lie ca-es wi b. those wonderful (hi ll se herbs, rno s, biids, barka and vetrealili-s ihnt are entirely un-j known to rueHat B -i- enca In th's connlry tlironuli tlie uso of thosa Imtmlt ss remedies. Tlvs l:miom doctor knows tlioar.ionof ovir500 duler lit remedl'S, wiiieti he uses 8ticctsaru Iy In different diseu.ses. He pnnrnn e"s to c::re cat ar-h, asthma, lun it, throat rh umatism, nervous ess, stomach, liver, kid neys, etas bus buwlrels of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of tho ciiy write f-r blanks and circulars. bend stamp. CONSULTATION l ltliK. Address The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162M First St., S. C Cor. Morrison Mention paper Portland, Oregon P. N. V. No. 12-07 WHEN writing to ad vertiaers please I mention this paper. I Ancient Instance. Moses was numbering the children of Israel. "What are you doing that for?" some body nsked him. "They wouldn't stand for a referen dum," explained Moses, "and I had to turn it into a ceusus." Not even his worst enemies, however, accused Moses of doing it for political purposes. fynlcnl. "Fermit me to ask you, madam," said the lawyer, who was a friend of the fam ily, "your real reason for wanting a di vorce from your husband." "He isn't the man I thought I was marrying," explained the fair caller. "My dear madam," rejoined the law yer, the application of that principle would break up every home in the country." CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POISON NO LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOR EVIL Contagious Blood Toison has brought more suffering', misery and humila tion into the world than all other diseases combined ; there is hardly any limit to its powers for evil. It is the blackest and vilest of all disorders, wrecking l!ie lives ot those unlortunate enough to contract it and often being transmitted to innocent offspring, a blighting legacy of 6ufTering and shame. iio highly contagious is the trouble that innocent persons may contract it by using the same table ware, toilet articles or clothing of one in whose blood the treacherous virus has taken root. Not only is it n powerful poison but a very deceptive one. Only those who have learned hy bitter experience know by the little sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance first, of the su fieri ng which is to follow. It comes in the form of ulcerated mouth and throat, unsightly copper colored spots, swollen glands in the groin, falling1 hair, offensive sores and ulcers on the body, and in severe cases the linger nails drop off, the bones become diseased, the nervous system is shat tered and the sufferer becomes an object of pity to his fellow man. Especi ally is the treacherous nature of Contagious Blood Toison, shown when the infected person endeavors to combat the poison with mercury and potash. These minerals will drive away all outward symptoms of the troubles for a while, and the victim is deceived into the belief that he is cured. When, liowevcr.the treatment is leftoff hefindsthat the poisonhas only been driven deeper into the blood and the disease reappears, aud usually in worse form because these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus from the blood but have weakened the entire system because of their destructive action. S. S. S. is she only real and certain cure for Contagious Blood Poi son. It is made of a combination of healing blood-purifying roots, herbs and barks, the best in Nature's great laboratory of forest and field. We offer a reward of $ i.ooo for proof that S. S. S. contains a particle of mineral in any form. S. S. S. goes down to the "Very bottom of the trouble and by cleansing the blood of every particle of the virus and adding rich, healthful qualities to this vital fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder. So thoroughly does S. S. S. cleanse the circulation that no signs of the disease are ever seen again, and ollspring is protected. Write for our special book on Contagious Blood Toison, which fully ex plains the different stages of thetrouble, and outlines a complete home treat ment lor all sullerersof this trouble. No charge is made for this book, and if you wish special medical advice about case or any of its S3'mptoms, our physicians Will be glad to furnish that, too, without harge, THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm One Ililllon Dollarx of the Gem Xow Owned in Thin Country. Upward of ?4.',0(0,(KiO has been paiu for diamonds and other precious stone? Imported nt New York in the year re cently ended, as shown by figures com piled by the customs authorities. This total exceeds that of tiie last calendar year by $0,i00.nti0 and that of two years ago bv $17,(K1,000. In lfwlO the valuation was alKiut one-quarter of what it is this year, the greatest in the history of the business. The record import 8 were iKssible because of the general prosperity. Since 1SW. when the first geni was exported from the Cape of Good Hope, the United States has paid about ?32."i, X0,000 for diamonds, or one-half tho amount which South Africa has obtain ed for' Its entire supply or precious stones the world over. The figures represent what the Importers pay and. according to the trade, The public pays twice as much. Taking Into account that the vnlu of diamonds has been going up steadi ly, lo!ng now about 200 p(r oent higher than eight years ago. some dealers say that tho gems brought Into this coun try in the thirty-eight years must now be worth more than $1,000,000 in mi. Nearly nil the gems are in existeiict- ns tiie percentage of loss Is so small as to he unimportant. I lie ilianioiitl-cutting Industry In New York employs fino men, who cut nliout Sll.ooo.ooo worth of gems this year. An officer of the Diamond Manu facturers' Association said yesterday that New York cuts as much of the best grades of rough stones ns all the rest of the world and the finished gems turned out In this city In the larger Rlzes are of a higher nverajre quality than those cut In any other city. New York Times. A Memento. A gentleman was calling upon the widow of a valued friend, says Le Fig aro. During the visit he said : "I was a good friend of your late husband. Is there not perhaps some thing which was his and which I could have as a memento of him?" Tearful widow: "How would I do?" Only One "BROMO QUININE" That Is LAXATIVE RKOMO Quinine. Simi larly named remedies sometimes deceive. The first and original Cold Tablet is a WHITE PACKAGE with black and red lettering, aDtl bears the signature of E. W. tiKOVE. 2oc. Out in the Cold. "Old Fullerplunks, who died a month or two ago, didn't leave you anything, hey? I thought he was a near relative of yours." "Near? He was closer than the shrunk en jacket on a sixteen-inch eun !" PURELY VEGETABLE Fertility of C'nbnn Soil. Cuban soli Is so fertile that at the present time the cane field is planted only about once In ten years. Experi enced American growers say that there Is no necessity to plant more than once if care is taken in cutting the cane nt harvest time not to pull up any of the roots, as the new cane will Imme diately sprout from these. Ten tons of cane produce one ton of sugar If treated by the latest mechanical proc esses. A plantation of 1,000 acres may yield 3,000 tons of sugar under fairly favorable conditions. Mica Axle Grease Best lubricant for axles in the world long wearing and very ad hesive. Makes a heavy load draw like a light one. Saves half the wear on wagon and team, and increases the earning capacity of your outfit. Ask your dealer for Mica Axle Grease. STANDARD ODL CO. iBovrparated The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision for over iJO years. Allow no ouo to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-gnod" are but Experiments, and endanger tlio health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR! A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, lrops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its a pro is its guarantee. It destroys AVorms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhtea and AVind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Pauacest The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of IICAt GREA In Use For Over 30 Years. TMt CCNTOUH COMMNY. TT Hum.'.V CTRteT. NCW VOUR CITT. est -- -sVK3S!smr. A t'oixl Liatener. Tatience Isn't she a poor listener? Patrice Why, no; she loves to hear herself talk. Yonkers Statesman. Some people's excuse for making bad breaks Is that it's never too lute to mend. There is no satisfaction keener than bemj dry and comfortable when out in the hardest storm. Vyouare suhe of this IP YOU WEAB :0ILED CLOTHING Hack orycuow 407 ON Mil EVZMWHttt. A.3. TOWll 0 bOSTON, MASS. 0. S. A. TOWER CANADIAN CCL-wtt4.T0S0NT0.CAN. mm w f I L W. L. DO U CI LAS ao ff aiui ! rrr nrmro best in fi. L. UUUULAS) $4.UU bill tUbt DiiUtb UANNUI bt tljUALUU Al ANY FRILE. SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES: Men' Shoes. to $1.50. Hoys' Shops. &.1 to SI. 5. Women's Stuws, 94 to 1.."0. Mis-.es & Children's Mioes, to Sl.OO. W. L. Douglas shoes are recognized by expert judges of footwear to ue the best in style, nt ami wear produced in tins country. !. part of the shoe and every detail of the making is looked after and watched over by skilled shoemakers, without regard to time or cost. If I could take you into my lanre factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefiillv V. L. Douclas shoes are made, y m would then understand why they hold their shape, lit bette Tear longer, ami are 01 preaier vaiue man any other makes. W. I- ltoagl.. name and pnr-r I stumped on Ilif Nitom. whirh protect th wenrrr ncntnrt Mch price an.t interior htx-n. Tnkf . Suhiilimr. S.iia hy the he! Khoe dealers every when-. fajt I'nta-iiMliunJudiiittV. Catalog mmied irte. W. I.. VOl'ULAS ltrocktuu,Ma 1-7 5: VwtrSCX- Annual tells all I The Finest Gardens Are always reported when Portland Seed Co.'s Diamond Brand" Seeds are planted. Why ? Because we sell you the kinds that grew best on this Coast. Our handsomely Illustrated and descriptive about our Seeds, Plants. Roses. Spray Pumps. Fertilizers. Incubators. Brooders. Poultry and Bee Supplies Ak far Book Ns. 260 Wt t'-jo liave a kc.iI catalog ot Trwa. Shmti. Etc.'. Book Na 2b 1 lre en request PORTLAND SEED CO. Portland. Oregon - SpoKane. Wash S.7 SS I PUTNAM FADELESS DYE Color more goods brishtrr mnd faster colors than any other dvr. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton equdltv wrll and !a (uaranteed to give perfect rrsults. Ak dealer, orwe wilt send ftos paid at Oc a padutfe. HiitC for free booklet how to d a. bleach and m color. MONROE DRUG CtX. UaioavUle. M.ri-