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LIEUTENANT BOWMAN. jC IN FOflTY-EIGHT HOURS PE-lfe II. Cold Affectsd Head and Throat Attack Was Severe Chas. W. rovman, 1st Lieut, and A.ljt. 4th M.S. M. Cuv. Vols., writes from Ijinham, M1., as follows: "Though somewhat averse to patent meliciiio.s, and stiU more averse to be coming a professional ullidnvit man, it seems only a plain duty in the present instance to add my experience to the columns already written concerning the curative powers of Pernna. J "I have been particularly benefitted by its use for colds in the head and throat. I have able to fully cure myself of a most scv e a'.Uick in forty-eight hours by i'sj use according to directions. I use it as a preventive whenever threatened with an attack. .Members of niv family also use it for like ailments. We are recommend ing it to our friends." Chas. W. Bowman. Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruna Alma nac for 1907 An Avenue of Eacupe. Rival committee wre appealing for ; funds. "Let's see," said the capitalist, mus ingly. "If I give $5,000 to each com-j mittee one donation would nullify the; other, and, so far as I can see, leave both relatively where they started." Musing a little more, he decided that $10,000 would Just buy the sort of auto mobile he had In iulud. Philadelphia Ledger. UTTERLY WORN OUt Vitality Sapped by Years of Suffering With K dney Trouble. Capt. J. W. Ilogun, former postmas ter of Imlianola, now living at Austin, Texas, writes: "I was afflicted for years with jmi ins across the loins and in the hips t'Jt I.I ..11 . T 1 . - I Vtl u snouiuers. i mm 'ft' l.-.l.w.l. olv .....1 neuralgia. My irht eve, from pain, was of little use to me fr c- years. The constant How of urine kept niv system depleted, ear n sweats. Ailer trying heven different climates and using all kinds of medicine I had the good for tune to hear of Dnan's Kidney Pills. This remedy has cured me. I am as well today us I was twenty years ago, and my eyesight is perfect." Sold' hv all dealeis. 50 cents a box. Foster-M'i lbu m Co., Huff ah N. Y. CATARSHaSSSSi AND SYSTEM DISORDERED Catarrh 13 not merely art inflammation of the tissues of the head and throat, as the symptoms cf ringing; noises in the ears, mucous dropping back into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi cate ; it is a blood disease in which the entire circulation and the greater part of the system are involved. Catarrh i3 due to the presence of an excess of uric acid in the Mood." The Liver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be come torpid and dull in their action and instead of carrying oil the refuse and waste of the body, leave it to sour and form uric acid in the system. This is taken up by the blood and through it3 circulation distributed to all parts of the system. These impurities ft the blood irritate and inflame the .different membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting of a cold will start the secretions and other disgusting and disagreeable symptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to all part9 of the body the ca tarrhal poison affects all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the eyes, slight fever comes and fcoes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and affected by this disease. It is a waste of yeVramaVSiW time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, teen worse. I tried everything washes, inhalations, etc. Such treatment Juuedf iThen'f ebsan s lBnl reach the blood, and can, therefore, could see a little improvement do nothing more thnn temporarily relieve tll?Aii?JL3!'J2flZ2Sr. the discomfort cf the trouble. To cure This was kix ycirs ro, ant 1 m Catarrh permanently t:ic blooa must De 8Krtl2Z"oYdi:?;.""Sd tW,shlyrunned.Wt!icsystem cleansed lr now thera is nothing1 on earth of nil ' rni;nnS and nt fie same time V,ottr far th blood than S. S. S Nobodr thinks more of S. S. S. than I do. 2.SAX30N, Xiapeer, Mich. PURELY VEGETABLE every symptom disappears, the constitution is built up and vigorous health restored. S. S. S. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acts as a fine tonic to the entire system. If 3-ou are suffering with Catarrh begin the use of S. S. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will send you literature about Catarrh, and give jou special medical advice Without charge, S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores. THF JtWirr XtmiFlfi nn.. ATI ANTA- tZA- ITer Dook Diary. She held up the fat little red leather book for her friend to see, "No not a diary. I kept one once, hut I burned it long ago. My father gave me this when I was 15, and show ed me how to keep It. "It Is my list of hooks I have read. I call it my book of books. Here is the first entry: 'Westward Ilo,"by Charles Kingsley double-starred, be cause I ha.ve read It three times; a star means rereading. Underlined, too, because when I looked the list over at the end of the year it was one of my favorites. A little circle after the title that's because it was a work of fic tion that set me hunting fact, In his tory and biography. "Not all the marks In my code were marks of honor, though. Look nt the cross after number nine; that means trash. And there, after number eleven the Frederika Bremer novel the black dash; that means simply that I didn't like it. Father enjoined me to be honest with my black marks. He said I should find them an antidote to literary pretentiousness." St. Louis Republic. Short KIiik. There Is hardly a king In Christen dom whose wife does not overtop him by a head. The English king is quite six Inches shorter than Qu?en Alexandra. The czar, a little man, Is overtopped a full head by the c.arina. Kaiser Wilhelm is of the mediupi height, but the German empress Is tall, and that Is why the proud kaiser will never convent to be photographed be side his wife unless ebe sits while he stands. The king of Italy, short and squat, hardly come's up to the shoulders of the tall, athletic Queen Helena. The king of Portugal, though fatter, Is less tall than his queen. Even the Prince of Wales Is shorter a good four Inches than the princess. And the young king of Spain is sev eral inches shorter than his queen. Miauuufs'..luod. lie had bought her a pot of real Irish shamrock. ir'ivn cn tLe ouiu sod, for it was St. Patrick's day, and lie. too, had In her veins the blood of Erin. "Oh," she cried, "how good of you! How perfect they are! How fresh! Why, I believe there is still a little dew on them." "Yes," be answered, flushing, "I know there is, but it will all be paid eff to morrow." Peculiar toe Itself In selection, proportion and combination of ingredients, In the process by which their remedial values are extracted and preserved, In effectiveness, usefulness and economy. Curing the widest range of diseases. Doing the most good for the money. Having the most medicinal merit. And the greatest record of cures, Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. Long Way from Nowhere. The most remote mission station In the world is on Herschel Island, in the far northwest corner of the Dominion of Canada. The nearest postoliice is 2,000 miles away. Consequently the packets are few and far between, sel dom more than two In a year. The Isl and is a most uninviting place for a residence. No sun to I I Vt II wmicr, aiiu i " live to A)! seen anywhere. Under the teach InA of the missionaries many of the Esquimaux are looming more civil ized, and are crently improving In their manner and habits, and there Is a growing desire for Instruction. A count of the unoccupied houses in London showy 40,0G'J. That is one houso in fifteen of the whole city. pois strengthened and built up. Nothing equals S. S. S. for this purpose. It attacks the disease at its head, goes down to the very !xttom of the trouble and makes a complete and lasting cure. S. S. S. removes every rtnrtiV1 of tl'-C catiirii.il poison from the tlood, making this vital stream pure, fresh and healthy. Then the inflamed mem branes begin to heal, the head is loosened andcleared, thehawkinT and spitting cease. Whon I I'm Cold. When needles are in your fingers and toes ; t When icicles hang from the snowman s nose ; I When the frost on the pane makes sugary J trees, ' And wagon-wheels over the hard ground When the toughened old farmer flings round his arms, As if he'd throw them across two farms; When ears are rubbed, and noses are red. And the sheets are like ice in the spare room bed ; When water pipes burst, and wells freeze up, And the tea isn't hot when it leaves the cup ; When stray dogs, coming along the street, Never stand for a second on all four feet ; When little boys cry if they have to be out, And are heard for a full half-mile if they shout ; When the air about seems as still as a rock, And a sudden noise is a sudden shock. And the earth seeais deserted, lonely and old You may b pretty sure that it's pretty cold ! Chicago Daily News. A Milflt Jlngl. A very small man from the West Tried wearing his grand-daddy's vest. But the pockets, you know, Dropped far far below The place they should be on his rbest. A Queer Animal. The ermine is a queer animal ; it Is one tiling in winter, and another thing in summer. In winter, its fur is as white as snow, and it is called the ermine; in summer, it turns a reuuisu- browu on the upper part of the body and a light yellow on the lower part. and it Is then called the stoat. This change Is familiar to naturalists, but not to ordinary people, and the ermine and the stoat are there"ore generally resarded as distinct aulma's. The fi of the ermir . aiueti : hi oue nine It va a mark of royalty, and the state robes of Judges and magis trates were lined with it as an emblem of purity. The ermine is so cunning in its ways that it is almost as difficult to catch it as it is to "catch a weasel asleep." In fact, about the only way to capture It Is to mark Its course from Its home, and then strew mud In its pathway. When the dainty, fastidious little animal reaches the point where the mud is strewn. It wiil lie down and subject Itself to rUk of capture rather than smirch one of It snow white hairs. Mollr'a War. "I know every line of my piece, but but I am afraid I can never, never stand up and say It!" niehed Molly. "When I see all those people sitting In front of me and all those eyes looking at me I shall forget every word." 'There Is nothing to fear." said Annt Mary. "The only thing that will sur prise your friends Is to see that you are afraid." "Yes, but my voice always nounds so queer, and I can't apeak I want to swallow so." "Iet me tell you a good rule to fol low. When you go up on the platform think of some one person lu the audi ence that you want to please. Choose your mother. erhaps, aud try to re member that she would feel badly If you did not opeak slowly and distinct ly. Try to make her hear. Do not think of yourself." "Well, that Is a good idea." said Molly, going on with her recitation: Go make thy garden fslr canst. Thou workest never alone." as thou Molly had a great admiration for her older brother Jack, for h tts I the tngli school and was a great many Inches taller, and so she was much surprised when coming into the ball to find Jack sitting by himself In a cor ner, the picture of despair. "Molly, you tell them thit ihey must get some one else to say my part to night I don't feel well enough " "You are Just sick Inside name as I was." aid the discerning Molly, a wlth a sister's frankness. "It la t fi-alda comlmr on." And tuen nd the f raids' coming on." And then she told him what Aunt Mary had said. "I am going to say my piece right at you," she added. Jack felt the sting of pride and held up bl.s head. "1 guess 1 can do any thing that a girl can," he said, with determination. When Molly went upon the platform she did feel rather timid. he did not believe the little hall could hold so many pairs of eyes, and they were ev ery one fastened upon her. She looked away over them until she found Jack, and looking at him calmly, she repeat ed her lines. Ills was the very next piece on the program, and she was tv'levod to see him go forward with shoulders held proudly straight, and he performed his part In a way that made 'ier mor sat fied with her brother than ever At the end of the evening her teacher came up and placed an arm round each. "How did you both mainge to do so well?" she asked. "I shall make you speak every time, because you o..'t mind it a hit." Molly looked slyly at Jack and he shook his head, so she kept their secret. Youth'.? Companion. ORIGIN OF "FOREIfiN DEVIL. Forrlhle ( hlneae Expression for Pi rate ( hanged to Apply to Aliens. Now we are In a position to answer a question at the outset of the paper as to the origin of the term translated "foreign devil." It is literally "ocean demon," a forcible Chinese term for pirate. The usual term "sea robber" became "ocean demon" after tbis Chi nese experience of unscrupulous for eign pirates who became marauoers on shore as well. From the Chinese standpoint was not the term Justified In those days? And not only did the Portuguese nation furnish one or two unworthy specimens of Europeans but so did Holland and so did England lu the years which followed. The China seas, In addition to their own bands of native pirates, became in fested lu those early years with far more daring piratical spirits from these three nations. "c!, at Urot couiiiied to the coast, the term "ocean demon" or pirate gradually spread Into the inte rior, being propagated from place to place in reports and rumors which doubtless magnified the actual doings ot the lawless Europeans Into deeds of fiendish atrocity. Then after a genera tion or so the term "foreign demon" was utilized by mothers with fractious childreu, much as the name Bonaparte was for a while in Euglaud:'"lf vov don't stop that noise I'll tell Boney to come and take you !" The mention of "ocean fiends" was found to afford a potent sedative for blatant Juveniles, and so It has continued In use since the sixteenth century until the present generation, an interesting if uup'easant Instance of Chinese conservatism. We suggested at the start that It Is dying down in many places. Having been so long-lived in the past, it is dying hard. And. as all will admit, it lias been the missionary foreigners or the more genial men and women of that class who have Deen th chief agents in changing it for something bet ter. Not that the foreign babies have not helped. When In the 'no's Lr Por ter Smith of Hankow walked in the Chinese streets, with his little child on his shoulder the Chinese exclaimed: "He cannot be a foreign devil See! lie is smiling at his little rhild.' East of Asia Magazine. Ycalce Hata No Cemetery. The queen of the Adriatic; as Vene tians love to term the famous old city, Is privileged In many reflects and In one particular at least abe is unique among the cities of the world. Sne has no cemetery. The only ourying ground Is the little Island of San Michcle, ly ing solitary among the lagoons jt some distance from the city. This is one of the boons which Ven ice owes to Ikmaparte, who recognised the danger to n population f torn burial grounds In such a situation and had all Intramural graveyards closed and ordered the dead to be taken for burial to this island resting place, l'he place is deserted all the year except on All Souls' day and then there is a tremend ous outflow of about 140.000 persons. As such multitudes couid never be landed from boats a boat bridge has to be built specially for the occasion, with strict regulations as to control of the living stream in Its outwasd and back ward flow. The Farllanacatars- Hat. "I'll tell you," she said, between the acts, "of the hat idiocy of the House of Commons. "As soon as I entered the ladies' gal lery I noticed that every member had his hat ou. But when a man rose to speak, or to go out. he took off his hat. My chaperon. Lady Jane Grey, then whispered to me the inexorable rules of the hat Idiocy. "A member of Parliament must never stand up with his bat on, even If he has only risen to speak to the man be hind him. Coining in. going out. or s;KHHhifying, he Is always hatless. "Thus, If the speaker mentions a bill the member is restioiislble for. he lifts his hat. If his name is mentioned in a speech, he lifts his hat. Even if he hap pens at those times to be barehea1i1 !:. iiiU-i soe a uat. put it ou. then lift It" Philadelphia Bulletin. Prearrtlas the- Spell. Nell He seems to be devoted to you. Belle Yes. Nell Why don't you marry him? Belle Oh. I like to have him de voted to me. Philadelphia Ixvlger. It's a fortunate thing for many law yers that the fool killer is bo far be hind with bis work. Promlit of Improvement. I "Edith," exclaimed her mother; "I'm wrry I brought you to the shore at all. Here five days and you're engaged to two young men. It's disgraceful !" "Yes," admitted the summer girl, "It's pretty slow work, but give me time, ma, give me time." Philadelphia Press. Mothers will find Mrs. Window's toothing Syrup thu belt remedy to use. for their culldroa during tao teething period. Drills Lore. "What is that poem about the bridge at midnight?" asked Mrs, Flashington. "I don't know," answered .Mrs. Dasher; "but the poet knew what he was writing about. Bridge will keep you up till midnight and after if you happen to be loser." Washington Star. TITO B'- Vitus' rn',e nnd all Nervous nisae!! II I O rwrmaiiently cured by Ir. Kline's (ir.at NerVH Ksiorer. Kend for KHKK 2tril bottl- and treatise. ir. it. K.Klln.ll.,ll Arcii tit., PUlla.,!". Xolae. Rivers Can there be such a thinj as a "crying nped?" Brooks Why not? Everybody knows there is such a thing as a howling suc cess. ', STIFFNESS, STITCHES, LAWENCSS, CffAWIP, TWISTS AND TWITCHES, ALL DECAMP WHEN YOU THE OLD-MONK-CURB PRUIT TREES, VINES. PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) SHORTHORN CATTLE, fReEtered) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIfIC NURSERY CO. 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Hall's Ca.arrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous Bur laces of the system. Price "6c. per bottle, told bv all lrusgisis. Testimonials tree. Hall's Family i'ills are the best. Real Monopoly. The lone bandit was holding up a rail way train. "It's better than bein? . president of the road," he chortled. "I don't have to divide any of the swag with influential politicians." By the way of rebate, however, he re turned the cheap watches to their own ers. Safe, Sure and Speedy. No external remedy ev r yet devised has so fully and uiniieMiniaily met tln'se tlir. e prime conditions a- successfully as Allcocks l'laste:s. They are sale I e ause they contain no delete ious drills and are niiimi'ac tired upon scuntitic principle"' of medic ne. -They are sure because nothing-l goes into them except ingredients which are exactly ad p ed to ;lie purjio-es tori which a p a ter is required. 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