Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, February 01, 1906, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextWm Too Ifoaeat. Honesty la one of the leading prln clples taught In the public schools, and the teachers begin early to Im press the value of this trait In charac ter on the minds of the youngest pu pils. A South Chicago, teacher had a pupil who gave her much sorrow by his unfortunate habit of fibbing on every possible occasion. One day she kept him after school and gave him a serious "talking to." "Just look at the life of George Washington," she said, "he couldn't tell a lie." "Huh," remarked the unregenerate youth, "what was the matter with him?" A Sore Spot. 'Woodby tells me he has been working on his family tree of late." "Yes, it seems to keep him pretty busy." "Rather complicated work, eh?" "Yes; I believe he discovered a bangman's noose on one of the branches and he's having some trou ble sawing It off." Philadelphia Tress. The more wo know of our Ills, the. easier and sooner relief will come. Pains and aches of the flesh. Joints and muscles are Rheumatic The mission of the Old-Monk-Cure St. Jacobs Oil is to cure, and the world knows it does it safely and surely. Pric, 35c. and 55c. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre entative Business Firms. PHOTO M'i'l'I.lF.M; KiHlak ilfvelniilnc and prinl- in; wi ne lor price, ttoniiitrri, llaike A Co. MAGIC I.AM KKXH Welstrr Co., Lowest prices on Lantern- and Slides. 1'ortland. Kr.AHTIC HO-IKUY; Supp inerx, Hraces; Knit to til; free meiuiureiiif nl blanks: V ootlaru, Clarke. IIOTtSK nf alt klruts for ante at very reasonable prices, inquire zia rrunt nr. THl SSI'H sent on iip'nvil; we Runrantrp flt In must dlmrull cases; v oodard, Clurke A Co. ARTIFICIAL I'.YFS; every shsl and fhpe: as sortment sent on approval; Woutiard, Ciarko Co CKKAM SK.PAKATOKS-We guarantee the U. 8, Kt'tmraior to b the bust. Wrllu fur free cat.otf. nuzeiwooo id., r ma ana ubk. MKX'sri.rmilNU Bnltum A I'endleton. sole atreo s Alired Heiijamtn correct clothes Every thing In men's furn siting. Morrison and Slxin streets, dpi os l postotln e. KKF.E I.AXI) IN OUF.UON under the Carey Irri gation art. Jeen a rm:i from state. Write today iiooklet and map free. H. I. Cooke A Co., 61 Aider mreei, roruai a, t 'recoil. FOl I.I It Y hoon iryou want your hens to lay more ers w rite ns ror rree parin-uiari aoout I'l -. HINA POt'LTK Y lKIltt Aetna Wills Co., 1'orl. and, Oregon. TAILORS Columbia Woolen Mills Co.. Portland, ore. lAtest at. vie clothes niaoe to meaaure cheap. Oursall measurement system insures perfect nu w rile for tree samples ana prices. PIANOS A OIIHANS Oldist ptano house on Pa cific roast. Organs anil Piano on easy payments. Write for list. Let us quote you a price. Alien A (ilibcrl-Kauiftkcr Co., Portland, Oiejfon. Oregon Herbs Specific for all Kidney and Itladder troubles, lures IIAl KAl nr.. Price 50c. Trial site aent liv mail lor 10c. in stamps, bend today. a)S 1 Ulr.l St. Human Hair ()oo Is Switches, 1'ouipadours, Men's Tmiea and V lr: hi-st quality; lowest prices; send for tree pri-e list; mall orders a specialty. Pans llalr store, son Washington St. l-.st 1SSB. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS Fastest, lightest and strongest Stump Putlee ea the inarktu lit Uorse power oa the sweep with two horses. Write lor descriptive catalog and prices. 1 REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Foot ol Merrlsea Street Portland, Oroffoa Vaka aura a yield of eoanllty ana QuaJlir. Wtaeo r our father planted Jerry's, they were the beet eo the market, but they have been Improv ing- ever since. Vt'a are experta la flower and vecetable seed. 1POO rrrd Anaaal. beautifully Illus trated, free to all applicants. 0. M. FERRY CO.. Dstrolt, Mich. Dr. G. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wondrful Chl nexa iHictor Is ralld great because he cures lieople without 0era tlon that are alveo np to die. He cares with Ihoee wonderful t'hl m ee herbs, roots, bud", barks and vegetables that are entirely u knowa In meilleal sci ence in this conutry. I hronu .he mn- ui harmless remedlea this tamu doctor knows Uie actlou of over "0 difte'rat remedies whl'-h lie aucceiMifiilly ases In riiffereob diseases. He KBaraateestorurerata'-rh. aithma, lunc. ihrai, rheumailsm, nervoiianes. stomach, liver; k d aeys, etc.; has hundred of testimonials. barges moderate, t all and see htm. Patients nut of the city write tor blankr and c rculara. Head stamp. CONSULTATION FUKK. turns THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 1C2' rk-st St, S. r. Cor. MorrisM Mention paper. PORTLAND. ORCGOM Hood's Sarsaparilla Purities, enriches and revitalizes the blood and builds up the whole system. It radically and permanently cures all blood diseases, from pimples to scrofula. It is the best constitutional remedy for ca tarrh, rheumatism and dyspepsia. There is no time of year when it Is not more widely useful than any other medicine. These statements are confirmed daily by cured and grateful men and women. Over 40,000 testimonials in the last two years an unequaled, unapproached record I Now put up In tablets, as well as usual liquid form. 100 Doses One Dollar. Not Near Him. "It's really distressing to think," said the wealthy Mr. Farrasy, "r.hat many very common and Ignorant peo ple will be admitted to heaven." "Well," replied Mr. Cutting, "that needn't worry you." Philadelphia Press. nso'8 uure is a rood cone It has cured couphs and colds for forty ears. At urugpisis, io cents. Hla Main Fault. "Bat why should you worry orcr your on?" said the Incubator drum mer. "You said he was cut out for something great?" "That's Just the trouble," sighed the old farmer. "lie Is so slow that ev ery time be gets an opportunity some body Jumps ahead an' cuts him out" riTQ Permanently Cured. Kofluor nervousness ll Id after firstday'suseofDr.KUne'sUreatN'erva Hestorer. Send for l-'reeS2 trial bottle and treatise. br.lt. H. Kline, Ltd., 831 Arc-b bt, fblladelpbla, Pa. A Baslsess Opportunity. Raebel "Here is your ring, Solo mon. I ean never marry you, for I love another." Solomon "Vere lss de man you Books Written in Prison. A publisher was talking about Oscar Wilde's strange book, "D9 Profundls," with Its pathetic decoration of a bird beating its wings against the bars of a cell. "Wilde's Is not the first good boo'i to have been written In Jail," he said. "Jail, in fact, seems to be a good place to write books In. Literary men sur pass themselves there. "John Bunyan wrote 'Pilgrim's Prog ress' in Jail. "Cervantes wrote 'Don Quixote' In prison. "Defoe laid the plans for 'Robinson Crusoe' during a term of confinement Imposed on him for the writing of a pamphlet called 'The Shortest Way with the Dissenters.' "Leigh Hunt wrote 'Rimini" In Jail. "Sir Walter Raleigh, during his four teen years' imprisonment in the tower of London, wrote bis excellent 'History of the World "Silvio Telllco and Tasso both did their best work in Jail." I. I 0LD II cFaVoriteSI For Lung Troubles Losses From Insect Pests. C. L. Marlatt, of the Department of Agriculture in Washington, has pre pared a statement as to the loss by in sect pests in the United States each year. He notes that the losses each year in all the plant products of the soil, both in the growing and in the stored state, together with those in live stock, exceed the entire expendi ture of the national government, in cluding the pension roll and the main tenance of the army and the navy. Placing the value of these prod nets at $5,000,000,000, per year, he notes an annual shrinkage due to insect pests of fully 10 per cent in many cases of 50 per cent; bat at 10 per cent, $500,000, 000 is "the minimum yearly tax which insects levy upon the products of the farm." This does not include loss to lnfot" "Heavens! You won't kill him, will ! fatni Products in storage, $100,000 000; ' i vi afrtf a I fwaaf anI fswwl ntA.intra you?" "No, but I rill sell hfm de ring sheao." Tales. In the copper belt of Shasta county, California, ere has been found 250 feet deeper than It has been found hitherto. Motberswlll flnfl Mrs. Winilow's Boothlnr Byrup the best remedy to use for their children during the toothing- period. - Not Bach an Easy Matter. f "These shoes will be nil right," said the salesman, "after you have got them broken In." The young man, who had been hesitating between that pair and one a site larger, took the salesman's word for it, and purchased the shoes. A week later be came back to the store with a perceptible limp. "I wish ymi'd stretch these shoes," he said. "They hurt my feet terri bly." j "Haven't you got them broken in yet?" asked the salesman. ! "Oh, yes," said the young man. "The trouble is tnat I can t get my feet broken In." or to natural forest and food products, also $100,000,000; makings total an nual loss of $700,000,000 directly traceable to insect pests. From W. S. Harwood's "Saving California's Fruit Crops," in the February Centry. So Glao. "We enjoyed your piano recital last evening immensely, professor." "I am glad you did, madam. I was nnable to be present myself, on account of an accident, but a brother artist kind ly filled the engagement for ma." you have a rumbling sound or imr lug, ana wnen it is entirely closed Deafness Cannot Be Cured bv local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of tne ear. 1 fcere is only one way to cure dea;ness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Iieafness is caufl-d by an in flamed condition of the mueous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed Br feet hear ty Closed. Deafness is the result, and unless the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine caseB out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but au inflamed condition of the-tnucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Iieafness (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by ilall's Catarrh Cure, bend for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY St CO., Toledo, a Bold by Drugrtsts, 75c. Ilall's Family Tills are the best. It Came Upon (be Midnight Clear. It cams upon the midnight cli That glorious song of old, From angels bending near tne earth To touch their harps of gold; "Peace on the earth, good will to men From Heaven's all-gracious King." The world in solemn stillness lay To hear the angels sing. Still through the cloren skies they come With peaceful wings unfurPd, And still their heavenly music floats O'er all the weary world. Above its sad and lowly plains They bend on hovering wing, And ever o'er its Babel sounds The blessed angels sing. But with the woes of sin and strife The world has suffer'd long; Beneath the angel-strain have roll'd Two thousand years of wrong; And man, at war with man, hears not The love-eong which they bring. Oh! huh the noise, ye men of strife, And hear the an get singl And ye, beneath life's crushing load Wlose forms are bending low, Who toil along the climbing way With painful steps and slow, Look now! for glad and golden hours Come swiftly em, the wing. Oh! rest beside the weary road, And hear the angels sing! For lo! the days are hastening on, By prophet-bards foretold, When with the ever-circling years Comes round the age of gold; When peace shall over all the earth Its ancient splendors fling, And the whole world send back tie song Which now the angels sing! Edmund H. Sears. ,JH3&S ALL J BY ALL THE BEST DEALERS 'iffMutt AJ. TOWIR CO. ESTABLISHED 1836 - BOSTON NtW YORK. CHICAGO TOWER CAKAWAN CO. Lmite4.TOIOirro.Urt. Could Ifet Traet Htm. After a wordy argument In which neither scored two Irishmen decided to fight it out It was agreed, says the Washington Post, that when either said "I've enough" the fight should cease. After they had been at It about ten minutes one of them fell, and Imme diately yelled, "Enough, I've enough!" But his opponent kept on pounding him until a man who was watching them said: "Why don't you let him up? He says he's got enough." "I know he says so," said the vic tor, between punches, "but he's such a. liar you can't believe a word he says RHEUMATISM BODY RACKED WITH PAIN No other bodily suffering is qual to that produced by the pain of Rheth tnatism. When the poisons and acids, 'which cause this disease, become in trenched in the blood there is hardly any part of the body that is not af fected. The muscles become sore and drawn, the nerves twitch and stinp-. the joints inflame and swell, the bones ache, every movement is one of agony, and the entire body is racked with pain. Rheumatism is brought on by indigestion, stomach troubles, torpid Liver, weak Kidneys and a general inactive state of the system. The refuse matter instead of passing oil through nature's avenues is left to sour and form uric acid, and other acrid boisons which are absorbed into the blood. Rheumatism does not affect 111 v A , an aine. in some cases it laices a wandering form ; it may be in the arms or legs one day and in the shoulders, feet, hands, back or other parts of the body the next. Others suffer more seriously, and are never free from pain. The uric acid and 6ther irritating substances find lodge ment in the muscles and joints and as these deposits increase the mus cles become stiff and the joints locked and immovable. It matters hot in what form the disease may be the cause is always the same a sour, acid condition of the blood. This vital stream has lost its purity and freshness, and instead of nourish- About fifteen years ag-o I had a aarere attack of Rheumatism and could not work with any satisfaction. My leara were badly swollen, and draw a so I could scarcely walk. I tried many rem. dies but could rat no relief. I was fin ally recommended to try S. fl. 8. and it soon cured me sound and wall. I am now 74 years old aid have never had any return of the trouble, JOSEPH FBOMC HAVLET, Box 104. Aurora, 111. Sometime are X had Rheomatiara and had to quit work. The saiaa in my back and between my shoulders was so in tense I could not rest or alaep. I tried evarythtnf but nothing- did me any rood till I heard of and took S. 8. 8. This medicine cured me sound and wall. It purified my blood and made me feel like a new man. CONRAD LOHB, Anderson, Ind. 123 X. 10th BU Good-Br, Sweet Day. Good-by, sweet day, good-by! I have so loved thee, but I cannot hold thee. Departing like a dream the shadows fold thee; Slowly thy perfect beauty fades away: Good-by, sweet day! Good-by, sweet day, good-by! Dear were thy gulden hours of tranquil splendor, Sadly thou yieldest to the evening tender Who wert so fair from thy first morning ray; Good-by, sweet day! Good-by, sweet day, good-by! Thy glow and charm, thy smiles and tones and glances, Vanish at last, and solemn night ad vances; Ah, couldst thou yet a little longer stay I Good-by, sweet day! Good-ty, sweet dy, good-by! All thy rich gifts my grateful heart re members, The while I watch thy sunset's smoulder ing embers Die in the west beneath the twilight fray. Good-by, sweet day! Celia Thaxter. THE VERY FIRCT MATCH. la I cvtit WMtat an lui f aits, Bi Li Boat Cuuak ejrap. 1mi (iooO. Use eg ia gl John Walker, an English Drunrertat, Was the Inventor In 1827. In the nineteenth century the cen tury in which so many wonderful things : were done the fourth step In the de velopment of the match was taken. In 1S27, John Walker, a druggist In a small English town, tipped a splint with sulphur, chlorate of potash and sulphid of antimony, and rubbed It on sandpaper, and it burst into flame. Tho druggist had discovered the first friction-chemical match, the kind we use to-day. It Is called frlctlon-chemlcnl because it Is made by mixing certain chemicals together and rubbing them, Aitnougn walkers matcn aia not re quire the bottle of acid, it nevertheless was not a good one. It could be lighted only by hard rubbing, and It sputtered and threw fire In all directions. In a few years, however, phosphorus was substituted on the tip for antimony, and tho change worked wonders. The match could now be lighted with very little rubbing, and It was no longer necessary to have sandpaper upon which to rub It It would Ignite when rubbed on any dry surface, and there was no longer any sputtering. This was the phosphorus nintch. the match with which we are so familiar. After the Invention of tho easily lighted phosphorus match there was no longer use for the dip-splint or the strike-a light The old methods of get ting n blaze were gradually laid asldo and forgotten. The first phosphorus matches were sold at 2." cents a Mock a block containing 144 matches and they were used by but few. Now a hundred matches can le Nuight for a cent. It Is said that in the United we use about 150,l0.(W.t0 matches a year. Tnls, on an average. Is about five matches a day for every person. St Nicholas. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cer tainly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis, consumption. And it certainly strengthens weak throats and weak lungs. There can be no mistake about this. You know it is true. And your own doctor will say so. " My little boy had a terrible coogh. I tried everything I could hesr of but in vstn anal I tried Ayer's Cherry Sectoral. Tha first night be was better, ai d he steadily ImproTed nntll he was perfectly well." Mks. & J. STEELS, Alton, 111. Hand-Pressed Oil af Lemon. "This oil of lemon," said the spice merchant, "Is an exquisite thing. It Is hand-pressed pressed by hand out of lemon rind. Smell it." The odor of the clear oil suggested sunlit lemon groves miles in extent on a mountainside overlooking the blue sea. "I'll tell you how the oil of lemon Is extracted," he said. "A man sits with a sponge In one hand and a piece of fresh lemon peel In the other. He presses the peel against the sponge, giving It Anally a certain difficult and dexterous twist and this breaks the cells In the rind, and the oil there's only a half drop of It comes reluc tantly but upon the sponge. j "When the sponge has taken np the dribblings of about a hundred rinds, It Is wet enough to be squeezed out. An ounce or so of clear and fragrant oil them flows from It i "There is no way to extract this oil within a lemon rind except by squeez- i lng and twisting the rind by band. It takes the rinds of about 1,200 lemons to make one pound of oil." I Nut mm a Ulan. "Our English cousins," remarked the woman who has Just returned from the land of John Bull, "do not wait until the arrival of Hallowe'en to become interested In the tasty and nu tritious nut I was particularly Im pressed with their manner of serving cobnuts, which are similar to though larger than our hazelnuts. For lunch eon or for tea these nuts were quite the most delicious things I ate. They were served fresh and green, with de licious brown bread and butter and : a salad made of crisp white lettuce 'ivS v OOO'OOO'oJ inoqn spjai vueq leaves, with a French dressing. Over ' -!S u nn!AV 9MJ 1 noiSaj pjoi eqx there these cobnuts come, as a rule, from the neighborhood of Kent. Bng land may be lacking in fruit, but she certainly takes advantage of many of her other products." A Hade by J. C. Ayer Co., LoweU, Mass. Also maoursaiurers or vers SARSAPAKOXA. PILLS. UAIK VIGOR. I Keep the bowels regular with Ayer's Pills and thus hasten recovery. A Superb Defease. Manager Jackal (of the Jungle Uni versity eleven) We're going to let "Quills" Porcupine play half-back this afternoon. Monkey '08 I hear he's a mighty; dangerous proposition. Manager Jackal Well, he never gets sat on more than once during a game. Fuck. P. N. U. No. 506 WHEN -writing; to advertisers please mention this paper. Send postal for "Vook of Presents " Send for KC right a way. It's purer and more efficient than any Bak ing Powder that costs three times as much. 25 oz. for 25c. All grocers Do you know the secret of . i var i ne wave Circle ? Wonderful! Don't delay another day! JaquesMfg. Co. Chicago DR. W. A. WISC 18 YEARS HERE A nd dol na dental work a'l the time that Is the rcor i ol Dr. W. A. Wise. In our es tablishment are expert dentists who are competent to perlorm the met important dental npr-failons. No marter ihe nature of the work, there Is a man here to do iu WISE BROS., DENTISTS DIC H. A. STVKPEVANT, SSpeMl'at on Children's Teeth and Kegulaiint;. Falllna Bldu.. Third and Washinnron Sn 8 a. m. to w j. m. Sundays U to 12. Ma n 202S Work Done on Weekly sad Monthly Payments DR. I. P. WISC Grandfather's Cure for Constipation in?; and fcedinir the different parts With health-giving properties, it fills them with the acids and salts of this painful and far-reaching disease. The cold and dampness of Winter always intensify the pains of Rheumatism, and the sufferer to pet relief from the agony, rubs the affected parts with liniments, oils, lotions, etc., or uses dasters and other home remedies. These are desirable because they give emporary ease and comfort but have no effect on the real trouble which is in the blood and beyond the reach of such treatment. S. S. S. is the best rem edy for Rheumatism. It roes into the blood and attacks the disease at its head, (Impels the man who shaves with It to nd by neutralizing and driving out the K back to the regular shop again acids and building up the thin, sour and the professional barbers nay me blood it cures the disease permanently. While cleansing the blood S. S. S. tones PURELY VEGFTARLF UP the tmch, digestion and every run Ui. I TbUbinDLC. other part of the systcnit soothes the excited nerves, reduces the inflammation, dissolves the deposits in the joints, relieves all pain and completely cures this distressing disease. S. S. S i certain cure for Rheumatism in any form ; Muscular, Inflammatory, Articu. "i,ot ,tts of l,at!n,. lar or Sciatic. Special book on the disease and any medical advice, withou ' "Ve. he's been sittliiB around for charge, to all who write. JJ& swtFT tPZCtHG CO ATUUtTA CJU at ,st Cen Jcar' aIUu for work-" A Good Thin r. "What are you doing mw?" "I'm putting a new patent safety rator on the market." -Good thlngr -Well. It's the kind of a razor that a handsome salary for Introduclug It." Cleveland rialn Iealer. Great Psllrsre. "If patience Is a rlrtuo, Lopher t one of the most vlrtuou men on earth." medicine, the Saw- REAT buck. Two hours a day sawing wood will keep anyone's Bowels regular. No need of pills. Cathartics, Caster Oil nor "Physic," if you'll only work the Sawbuck regularly. Exercise Is Nature's Cure for Consti pation and, Ten-Mile walk will do, if you haven't get a wood pile. a But, If you win take your Eiercise In an Easy Chair, there's only one way to do that, and make a Success of it. Because. there's only one kind cf Artificial Exercise for the Bowels and its name i3"CASCARETS." Cascarets are the enly means to exer cise the Bowel Muscles, without work. They don't Purge. Cripe. nor "upset your Stomach," because they don't act like Cathartics. Iney don't flush cut your Bowels and Intestines with a costly waste of Digestive Juice, as Salts, Castor Oil, Calomel, Jalap, or Aperient Waters, always do. No, Cascarets strengthen and stimu late the Bowel Muscles instead. These are the Muscles that line tha Food passages and that tighten up when Focd touches them, thus driving that Food on to its finish. They are the Muscles that turn Focd Into Strength through Nutrition. Well, a Cascaret acts on your Bowel Muscles as if you had just Sawed a cord cf wood, or walked ten miles. That's why Cascarets are safe to take contmuously in health; and out of health. Because they move the Food Naturally, digesting it without waste cf tomorrow's Gastric Juice. They thus work all the Nutrition cut cf it before it decays. The thin. flat. Ten Cent box Is made to fit your Vest Pocket, or "My Lady's" Furse. Carry it constantly with you and take a Cascaret whenever you ssrert you need one. Thus you will ward eff Appendicitis Constipaticn. Indigestion, and other things besides. Druggists 10 Cents a Bsx. Be very careful to get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Com pany and never soli In bulk. Every tab let stamped " CCC." rrrREE to our friends! We int to srrd to our friends a bfintifnl FrwcVrsiirnea. (i( LD-PLATED BONBON BOX. hard-ecamrird io court, it is a taoty for tho dressing utiif. Tn cents in stamos is jsked as a measure of jtjod fait h and to cover cast ot Cascarets. with which Mis (Uioty trinket is loaded. TI3 Send tc-cav. mentKHint this paper. Adtfrrsa Sterling Reoetfr Company. Chicaco of flew Tack.