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•» 1 M AKE YOUR OW N ST O C K FO O D S BY USING -------------------------------------------------------------------------^ Humor and Philosophy By DUNCAN M - ■■ M ATTER ■ « ■ OF FO R M . T o w r ite th e firs t lin e o f th e n o te O u r pen is dip p ed in h o n e y ; T h e n w e g ro w s t e r n e r a n d d e m an d liy e a r ly m a il o u r m o n e y . W e t e ll h im it is o v e rd u e l A n d a t h is s lo w n e s s g ru m b le , A n d th e ft w e c lo s e it b r ie f a n d s h o r t A n d ad d “ Y o u r s e r v a n t h u m b le .” ’PHONES! BELLI Kesidence, 113 We w o n d e r it Harvey Scott is after a place in t h e cabinet, or does he still c h e r i s h t h e fo n d hope of yet being enveloped w it h t h e senatorial toga. Rather B r y a n e s q n e , that. Duri- coloni» 1200 p< way tii perniai j About the only way for Govcnoi to reap his senatorial ambition is for him to turn republi can. That is providing the Fulton crowd keeps in control. If Jonathan h a s the say in Oregon, Chamberlain C h a m b e r la in has yet a chance.________ Crowds are meeting the farming A demonstration train at every station. Through the co-operation of the | electi Oregon Agricultural College and r a il-, Polk’ road interests which have made this vote, possible, lots of good is being done nomi towards the encouragement of diversi on a j throi tied and intelligent farming. , child The Itemizer was the only paper J cast in Polk county to furnish its own was i service of election returns. They were full and complete in every par In ticular, and lasted until ! next morn and ing. We arc here to serve the people ! Oliti and give the news of I’olk county, j ing 1 and come pretty near doing it. possi insu One issue that has been prominent i Mos in the present campaign will remain '(•Old before the people until it is settled as h right, regardless of how the election I to fl goes. That is the question of publici I does ty. The demand for publicity has ly ‘i grown out of the campaign corruption or si that has marked the course of the ever republican party in national elections j for many years, and it is a demand J W that the republican party has con iten 11 IH temptuously ignored because, appnr- mot antly, it believes those who liavo vot K™>( Mr. ed the republican ticket do no care a\ what means are invoked to win elect l»ret I imu ions. I V. P . F I S K E . Itemizer, one year in advance.................................................. $1 50 With Weekly Oregonian or Semi-weekly Journal.............. 2 00 ! I t la t e r d a w n s u p o n t h e m in d O f h im w ho h o ld s s u c h v iew s T h a t m a t e s f o r s o u ls a r e h a r d to find. B u t h a r d e r s till to lo se. Preaching Sunday morning and ev ening. Sunday school at 10. Christian Endeavor at 0:30. Prayer meeting Thursday evening*—D. J . Becker, pastor ome and see us in our new Quarters in the CHRISTIAN CHURCH * 1 Preaching Sunday morning and even- ng. Sunday school at 10. Christian Endeavor at 0:30. Prayer meeting Thursday evening.— Rev. Mock, pas tor L G H. R O SCHULTZ CERIES ki N E I5S e CONN AWAY FISKE, THE BEST PRINTER. A s w e beh old on d is t a n t , h ills S ig n s o f t ju a c k 's q u in in e p ills W h a t is it o u r s y s te m t h r ills — I s i t s p rin g o r is it c h ills ? —H o u s to n P o s t. Had a Past. “I can’t remember”— “What Joy!” “What do you meau?” “Different here,” “Why?” “I can’t forget.” I ’v e o fte n t h o r t a n ' to s se d a b o u t U p o n m y bed in slu m b e r T o th in k o f r e a s o n s w h y I sh o u ld n ’t G o a n ' b e a p lu m b e r. ’C a u s e o n c t I s a w a s ig n lik e th is , “ Y o u n g m a n , y o u ta k e th e le a d .” T h e s ig n w a s r ig h t, b u t s e e m s to m e T h a t le a d sh o u ld h a v e re a d lead. —H a r v a r d L a m p o o n . W h a t ’s In a Name? “Whnt’a your name, sir?” “Wood.” ! “What’s your wife’s name?' ! “Wood, of course.” | “H’m! Both Wood. A-ah, any kin dling?”—Success Magazine. E a c h c lo u d a s ilv e r lin in g h a s — A t le a s t t h a t 's h o w th e y t e a c h B u t w h o c a n g e t a la d d e r T h a t ’s ta ll e n o u g h to r e a c h it? C A R ll& Iffi) IlLU i& Tfir\fQ R& ------------- W e Do Not Make a Special Sale on Any One Article And then raise the price on others so as to more than make it up, but sell! every article in our store at the lowest possible price. Re member we keep the most up-to-da e stock of Fupniture in the city; also Carpets, Rqgs, Portiers, etc. In passing our window take a look at that WHITE FROST REFRIGERATOR, the Beit in the Market. h Dis| needing repairs bring it in T ook It Fo r Granted. W a rr i n g . D id y o u e v e r s e e a r a b b it c lim b a t r e e ? D id y o u e v e r sea a lo b s te r rid e a fle a ? I f you did. th e n I a m th in k in g I t is tim e f o r you to h e d g e ;' I t is tim e to s ig n t h e p le d g e O r do s o m e th in g to q u it d r in k in g . Evened Up Some Scores. “Why is the dentist so hap py?" “lie had to pull a tooth for his wife today.” holstering. HALL & H AYES House-Furnishers C H A P M A N ’S O LD STAND PERT PAR AG R APH S. n a a v tatatawatìt ^ Per ¿ D A LLA S Î TO YOU, WHO ARE NATURALLY CAREEUL, ma Solomon's Tomplo. The original Jewish temple In Jeru salem, built l»y Solomon 1000 B. C„ j was destroyed by .Nebuchadnezzar 580 B. U ; built by Zenibbebel 534 B. C.; partially destroyed by Pornpey 03 B. C.; rebuilt by Herod 21 B. C. end finally destroyed by Titus 70 A. D. fl v C ARD&CATAL0G L ABL L a>f k io 9 * tc o N o iY w e tr 2 PORTLAND OREGON 0 ti 1 0 V nent It in economical becausejit can be quickly turned off when not needed. With gas or kerosene there is the temptation to let light burn, when not needed, to save bother of lighting and adjusting. In some homes the electric light bill amounts to only about $2 i>er month. You can probably get some kind of artificial light for less money than electric light, hut does it save you anything when it limits opportunities for work and recreation, ruins y«ur eyesight, smokes your walls, mars decorations and increases household work. You can probably save a dollar tomorrow by going without your meals, hut it wouldn’t he economy. It is not so much what you save, but how you save, that counts. We are always ready to ex plain the “ ins and outs” of the lighting proposition to you. Call on us or phone to us. We are never too busy to talk business. Willamette Valley Co. E. W. KEARNES, Manager Dallas, Oregon g § I £ Town Im prove STEVENS ei t< T Ë TGoncrationa o f live, wide- awuko American Boys havo obtained tko right kind of F IR E A R M E D U C A T IO N by being equipped with the unerring, time-honored t< e< J ai ol STEVENS £ I I ments Draw A il p ro g re ssiv e H ard w are and S p ortin g- G oods M e rc h a n ts handle S T E V E N S . I f y o u c a n n o t o b ta in , we w ill ship d ir e c t, e x p re ss p repaid up o n re c e ip t o f C atu log P r ic e . w u si Send 5 c e n ts in s ta m p s f o r ICO Pa^'O Illu s tr a te d C ata lo g . R e p le te w ith pi ol Pi Ol STEVENS First an d g e n e ra l fire a rm in fo rm a tio n . S t r ik in g c o v e r in co lo rs. Class J. STEVENS ARMS & TOOL CO. P. 0 . Box 4099 Chicopee Falls. 1 W Immi gra Keep It • tb lx cc If th se ce tv m w tion and et 6 0 YEARS’ EXPERIENCE nr T rade M a rk s D e s ig n s C o p y r ig h t s A c . Anyone sending a sketch and description mny rmlckly ascertain our opinion fre e whether an invention Is probably Patentable. Communion- DBOOK on Patents sent free. Oldest agency for securing patents. I »tentsi taken through Munn A Co. receive $pecml notice, without charge, in the Scientific American. A handsomely Illustrated weekly. la r g e s t cir culation o f any sclentlflo journal. Term s, *3 a IL Sold by all newsdealers. MUNN & Co.3818«——»- New York Braucb Office. <325 F S t * W ashington. D. C. Sc Ti dl se wl at ] ur In Qi I in W wi In Yc In 2h j inj foi po J sei les lee The woman who knows how to spank a baby properly Is a safe person to ask advice of. An African Proverb. The savages of Africa seek wisdom from their proverl«. Here Is one of them: "One head Impaled on the gate post Is more valuable than six on the shoulders of enemies." a b COMIC AND SOUVtNIERHPO&f The girl who Imtes boys knows a lot more about them than she Is letting on to know. The difference between good and evil Is often arbitrated by the pocketbook. t CCVERSANDILLUe)TmTlONi) Some dollars will go a great deal farther than others. It depends upon the company they keep. Our good acquaintances take care of themselves. It Is the uncertain ones that we have to look out for Ï tl IT DOES NOT COME HIGH. Office on Mill street, just north of the court house Phones: Bell, 421, Mutual, 1297. t $ MAGAZINE AND BO O K LET One way to be considered interesting Is to have an unlimited supply of pa tience, set your caller to talking upon his bobby nml also upon himself In the same connection mid then proceed to use your patience. Some women are Just nnturally home ly. and others wear big pompadour* all the way around. ag_wg do repairing and up- AT it— The trouble Is lhat when some peo ple get religion they don't know how to belia ve. If you have any Furniture Remember FII mencing No\ t NEWSPAPER IL L U S T R A T O R ifA T l fA T l fA T IT A T A T TA TA TA TA k V f fA Y A * “The impudent thing wanted me to marry him.” “When is the wedding going to be?” Vocal Competition. § I Elusive, A “T hort. ” ■- B u tch e r K n iv e s , 2 £ Rebuking the Critic. A flew Epithet. “The climate here Is salubrious, Isn't ItV” remarked the tourist. “Say, friend,” replied the native, "Jest write that there word down fur mo, will yer? I git tired o' swearln’ at this climate In the same old way. That’» u new one.” — Philadelphia Press. N ow , L o u ie ’s p la y e d d o t tu n e b e fo r e A th o u s a n d tim e s un d m a y b e m o re. S o m a n y c o n q u e rin g h e ro e s he H a s s e e n d ey look lik e y o u o r m e T o h im . H e g e t s de s ig n a l an d T u r n s lo o se de m u s ic o f de b a n d . H e d o e s n 't k n o w de h e r o ’s n a m e , Btlt L o u ie p la y s it j u s t d e r s a m e . —W a s h in g to n S t a r . We have cut our prices on we are going to offer in something for you to cut S c i s s o r s , till s i z e s , : I § § § V e n p o litic ia n s c o m e s a ro u n d , D a t 's v e n h is u s e fu ln e s s is fo u n d . D e y p a y h im r e a s o n a b le s u m s T o p la y “ D e r C o n q u e rin g H e ro C o m e s !” D o t ’s de tu n e h is b a n d c a n p la y Mlt g r e a t e x p r e s s io n , so d e y s a y . t PHOTO Willing to Risk. “He is the father of thirteen chil dren.” “Doesn’t he consider that an unlucky number?” “Not so much so that he is anxious for another right away.” Which Is It? Haa v o r k d o t’s h a rd to u n d e r sta n d . I 1 1 I < D A LLA S, O R EG O N £ A Con quering*Hero. Dot Louie, w h o c o n d u c ts d e r band, Preaching Sunday morning and even ing. Bible school at 10. Senia- Christian Endeavor at 0:00. Bible class and prayer meeting Thursday evening. A. C. Corbin, pastor. K V ANilKLICA L CHURCH. “These street cars never stop at the With Oregon Woodman............................................................ 1 75 right places.” ‘‘Maybe you think you could run them j Office, 11 ( Office, 257 MUTUAL m :i, i. I Residence, 113 better.” I Residence,1401 “Of course I could.” “Better examine your own eye for railroad ties before finding the mote in Patroni re One Another for the Upbuilding o f Town and County. the eye of^the motorman.” ’ P H O N ES : have h e a t i n g s t o v e : Come and look them ove M g r. c ELECTRICITY TOR LIGHTING IS ONLY EXPENSIVE T H U R S D A Y , N O V . 12. 1908. We CRAVEN, BAPTIST 1TIITKCH. Preaching Sunday morning and even ing. Sunday school ut 10. B. Y. P. U. at ($:30. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening.-—Curtis P. Coo, pastor. PKKSBYTKHIAN CHURCH. ^ U T iW iw iY j Endurance. W. F. — 1 TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WASTEEUl AND CAREEESS. Debate Interrupted. “Your daughter has a wonderful ear “So you had an argument with the for music.” conductor? flow’d It come out?” “Yes,” answered Mr. Cumrox weari “Didn’t come out. lie wouldn’t let ly. “Seems like it can stand most mo stay aboard long enough to finish unvthing.”—Washington Star. It.”—Philadelphia Ledger. R .M . Preaching Sunday morning and even ing. Sunday school at 0:45. Kpworth .eftgu«*%af 0:80. Prayer meeting Thurs day evening.—M. I*. Dixon, pastor. STATIO NERY PRINTING ! O h, s im p le e x c e lle n c e is a ll h is a im ! T h o u g h th e r e is n a u g h t to c o m p e n s a te Industry. id s z e st, I will n o t s it in id le n e ss a n d s ig h . H e f a i t h f u l l y a t t e n d s th e b a s e b a ll g a m e I w ill n o t v o ic e a n u n a v a ilin g p ic a A n d s t r iv e s to h o lle r lo u d er th a n th e F o r f a v o r s t h a t th e s tu b b o r n f a t e s d e n y — j re st. B e c a u s e th e b o s s is b u s y w a tc h in g m e. 1 —W a s h in g to n S t a r . —C h ic a g o R e c o r d -H e r a ld . ! to get the good time specified, s< Price W IL L IA M S ’ B R IC K A d m itted to th e second c la ss of m a il m a tte r. M e n s p o k e o f h e r a s “ p a s s in g f a i r . ” B u t tim e file s b y so f a s t N ow s o m e o f th e s e s a m e m e n d e c la r e S h e ’s a c t u a l l y p a s t. —B o s t o n G lo b e. In o rd e r M. k . c m KCH the Top /''Vxh.raof PRINTING PL ATE<5 for T H E POLK COUNTY IT E M IZ E R . In Tra nsit. Please note our W IN D O W Like SPAIN T ha Funeral Ca n e Too Late. R a z o r s m id P o c k e t f Getting In Style. Billy Martin, aged four, came to his mother and In great ecstasy exclaimed: “Oh, mother! Louise and Oarborry found such a nice dead cat, and they are going to have a funeral, and can I go?” Permission was given, and when Billy returned he was questioned as to the outcome of the funeral. “They did not have it at all.” “And why not?” “Mother,” was the answer, “the cat was too dead.”—Success Magazine. 1 5 % Discount o with a paper Board thrown Look For Sale by R A Y & C O ., Dallas, Oregon Eve came running up quite excited, her fig leaf kimono fluttering lu the breeze. “Come on, Adam.” she said. " I want your belp,” “What’s the matter now?" asked Adam, who was reading the sporting extra and didn't want to he disturbed. “Bring a stepladder and 1 will show you. 1 have found a palm tree with leaves that would make the loveliest 'Merry Widow’ hats you ever saw.” Prof of Orej with i to giv- Now t are eli ing at at an; state. Your Stock F o r H orses, C attle, S h eep , Sw ine and Fow ls. T h ey are made from the active prin cip le o r the condensed essen ce of the drug. T h ey d on ’t contain Saw dust, Ashes, Chop F eed o r B ran . A re just as good when 10 years old as when 10 days old. T h ey com ply with all pure drug law s. A sk fo r and try once S K I D O O Condition T ab le ts, o r S K I D O O W orm , K idney, C hicken C holera, B liste r. C athartic, H eave. Fe v e r, Ho| C holera, D istem p er, Pink E y e , Colic tab lets o r Louse Pow der, S p avin Cure o r B arb W ire Linim ent. D istributed by T H E B L U E B E L L M E D I C I N E O O ., in co rp o rated ; C apital S to ck $300,000.00; Watertown, South Dakota, U. S. A. A nd so o n e c a n n o t a lw a y s te ll O r Ju d g e a t th e b e g in n in g . A lth o u g h it s la n g u a g e m a y b e s w e e t. P e r s u a s iv e , k in d a n d w in n in g . T h a t in t h e le t t e r w ill n o t be A g e n t le r o a s t t h a t n e a rly W ill s c o r c h t h e e n v e l o p , a lth o u g h I t w in d s up “ Y o u rs s in c e r e ly .” You that w const applici east it Now that all the democratic editors are having their say as to who they would have nominated for the presi dency instead of Bryan, we would re peat our choice of last spring— Judge Gaynor, of N e w Y o rlo ^ ^ ^ Makes T h e m a n w h o d id n 't k n o w a b o u t T h e e t iq u e t t e o f w ritin g W o u ld n o t im a g in e a t t h e s t a r t T h a t wo w ero p rim ed f o r fig h tin g , B u t a s h e r e a d s a lin e o r tw o A n d w o rd s b e g in to ru m b le W it h a w fu l t h r e a t s b e tw e e n t h e line« H e a lw a y s t a k e s a tu m b le . Patroni i t Ont Another for the U pbuildh Preaching hours at 11 and 8. Crush and mix in feed or salt. Proper dose in tabiets “ D e a r s i r ’’ — we open w ith t h e w o rd s T h a t te ll o f w a rm a f fe c tio n s , A nd th e n we s t a r t to r o a s t t h e m a n A c c o r d in g to d ir e c tio n s . Ami w h en h e h a s b een b o ile d in oil A nd b a k e d an d fra z z le d du ly A nd s in g e d a n d frie d o n e it h e r side W e c lo s e up w ith “ Y o u rs t r u ly .” ( Itemiser, one year in advance o.m ^rRIPTIO S With Weekly Oregonian or Se SU BSCK iri* | with Oregon Woodman SK ID O O H O R S E AND C A T T L E T A B L E T S SMITH ------ A CHURCH DIRECTORY. ROUGH RIDER SUITS FOR BOYS 3 TO 8 YEARS Here is a suit that w ill inspire patriotism in every youngster’s heart I t is m ade of t t t r a beat khaki Hyde-grado gala tv ». rcgu la' ion army c u t. w ith l i larye. showy eagle b uttons. H as b e lt, four useful flnp p ockets, and is a genuine value a t # 2 .0 0 Handsome.nttractive, match less, it trill do your heart good to see his pleasure when he puts it on 1 A < Be I hu U B it J sw thf til G ET O N E FO R Y O U R F A V O R IT E T O -D A Y T I f your local d ealer ra n not supply you w e w ill s e n d , p o s t p a i d , o n r e c e ip t o f p r ie s , $ 2 . 0 0 . M a d e fo r B o y s 2 t o 8 y e a r s o ld T H E B U N N Y CO. old 89 Lincoln S t., Boston, Mass. I f you m ention this publication w hen ordering we willsend a special souvenir I