The Oregon scout., December 03, 1891, Image 3

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THE ARIZONA KICKER.
The Editorial Hardens Which a Onlua of
the Preas Una to Hear Gracefully.
We extract the following Items from the
last Issue of The Arizona Kicker:
They Will K.vow More. A combina
tion, calling itself tho Acme Opera company
of Chicago, gave a show of some sort at
Reynold's hall last Friday night. No free
tickets were sent to this oillce, and when wo
ent our half breed roller boy over to tho
manager with a noto asking him why in
Texas he had neglected such an important
duty, ho returned won! that The Kicker
could kick and bo hanged to it. Wo thero
foro kicked. Wo hired Cooper's hall for the
nuuo night, gave a free dance, and tho Acme
Upera company opened to an audience com
posed of tlie landlord's cross eyed boy and
two old half breeds who thought homebody
was going to bo scalped.
There's nothing mean about us. We sim
ply want what is due to the profession, nnd
what has been granted it from time imme
morial. When an uiuus-einent combination
bets out to ignore us and make us sing small,
somebody will certainly hear something drop
berore getting to the top of tho hilL
Not Saving a Worm. Many of our sub
scribors are asking w hy The Kicker has noth
ing to say in tavor of either of tho local tick
ets now in the Held. Thero are two reasons.
First, beeaus.0 we wero not nominated on
either ticket, ami, soundly, becauso a bigger
gang of rascals were never up lor otllce. Wo
wanted to run for mayor. It is no umj being
over modest ubout such things. Wo are bet
ter titted for tho oition than any other man
in town. Tho ollleu should novo been glad to
seek us. It didn't do so, und to we sought it.
Woshould havo lllleil tho osition with crodit
to all, but tho gangs wanted a tool, and so
they nominated Doc llurrous and Hank
Jones to head tho two tickets. Neither of
these men will ever serve. Within onu month
we will havo both of them back nt Joliet to
serve out their unexpired sentences.
Wo havo been warned that wo must come
out and support emu ticket or the other, or go
to tho wall. Begin your wall business, gen
tlemen, as soon as you please. When you
down us you havo got to lieat a grand aggre
gation of newspaper, grocery, feed store,
harness shop, butcher shop and knitting fac
tory, all under one roof, presided over by one
head, and each doing a line business.
Not Just Ykt. Tho Tom Cat Silver
.Mining company sent us n certilleate of stock
of tho face value of S.VW last week and asked
us to editorially mention the fac that the
mine would prove one of the greatest bonan
zas of the age tor investors. We can't con
wientiously do it yet. We want to wait
awhile and see whether wo nro to be assessed
on the stock or not, ami we'd like to hear of
somoonewho has received a dividend. We
..c.1.1 n . ..I-.. ..LiiM... I I . i i.t .ill.nt. ef,w.1.
came along, and pull' up their old swindles
without stint, but wo havu made a change of
base in this i-ojieet Wo found that a com
pany which would boat tho public would also
beat us.
They Took Kxckption. Tall Hill, of the
Gem Saloon, Ohio George, of tho Arcade
Poker Rooms, and Ixively Jim, of tho lied
Front Sink of Iniquity, tool: exception to our
kindly i einnrk in lust week's issue that whisky
and poker were trying to run tho town, nnd
they laid for us accordingly. On Friday af
ternoon we were examining tho curcass of a
big jackass rabbit killed over in the gulch by
Sam Andrews, and on exhibition in front of
Davises' butcher shop, when tho three worth
ies ubove nnmed approached and signified
their intention of cooking our goose. Wo
had them covered by our gun in flvo seconds,
and we held them in line with hands up for
full five minutes as an exhibition. When
they had been disarmed we allowed them to
sneak away.
We don't claim to own this town, nnd wo
never bet out to run it, but we propose to
talk in plain English on all subjects and
guard the public interests to tho best of our
ability. If tho three parties named do not
subside ut once, we shall encourage n crowd
to turn out with n rope some frosty evening
and pull their heads chock up against a limb.
He Still Lives. A Nebraska subscriber
writes to inquire if there is any other weekly
published in this burg. Thero Ls. Wo havo
a chattel mortgage on everything but tho
red headed, cross eyed, lop shouldered coyote
who edits it, and can close him up at any
minute; but wo let him run on in order to
keep him off tho town. Wo rnther like his
audacity as well He prints lbO copies, none
of which can lie read on account of tho oor
press work, and yet ho claims the largest cir
culation in tho kuown world. Ho knows we
own tho very chair ho sits in, but yet ho de
votes four columns each week to abusing us
personally.
Yes, he still lives, poor old unfortunate.
But wo aro going to give him ropo for tho
winter. If ho was liounced out he might
have to run for the legislature. Detroit Free
Press. ,
Ait Kxrly KUcr.
"Pat, you must be nn early riser. I al
ways find you at work tho first thing in the
morning."
"Indade, an' Oi nra sor. It's a family
throit, Oi do bo thinkin'."
"Then your father Is an early riser too,
ehF
"Me feyther, is it? Faix, an' be roises that
early that cf he'd go to bed a little later he'd
mate himself gettin' upiu the mornln'." Ex
change. J'lenty of Them.
""Who If that inau you were talking to,
Cum soT
"I don't know him, Fangle; but be says he
belongs to tho most numerous branch of the
Grant family."
"Then be is an limnl-grant." Yeuowlne'a
News.
lie Demonstrated It.
"Why, Mr Iir"wn, what I the matter!"
exclaimed a J"mk tody tl gentleman
who waa calling on her lead from hi chair
ii Intenw dlwnay
"Nothing; 1 tltnply demonstrating a
problem In phytic for your little brother."
"A iroblem In pliyaical"
"Yi, that the poiuUof mpport are uti!
rltnt to keep a pin properly bcut In given
,kjiUow until UituiUxl by mjiiw ouUldo
(ore per lor to that of gravity," Mw
flUKlt TravtrW,
CAPTURING A MURDERER.
Run UiMin In the Street of Sun Frnu
claco hy nn Did Acquaintance.
"Stop hlinl Stop him! He's a tnurdcrerl"
Such a frantic cry as this naturally raised
an excitement on the borderof Chinatown,
San Franclco, where it wits heard tho
other day. And the sight presented was
even more startling an agile, long legged
young man dashing toward the darkest
corner of Chinatown with an old man hi
pursuit, yelling as if he would raise tho
city.
Of course, scores of men joined in the
pursuit, and at
length two police
men caught tho
fugitive in tho
rear of n restau
rant, through
which he had run.
The old man came
up, and between
his pantiiigs de
clared that he had
"steered" tho fu
gitive all around
that section, look
ing in vain for n
policeman " You
PKTHR SCIIXKIDKIL
never can find 'em when you want 'em,
nnd so I tried to arrest him myself," He
then related this strange story:
He gave his name its Patrick Spain, late
sergeant of Troop L. Fifth United States
cavalry, hut retired lately by reason of his
age. In the spring of ItSSX) I'eter Schneider
was a privato in that company nnd Al
Candy was the blacksmith. One night the
men had some linuur In a ravine near Fort
Sill, 1. T., where they were located, and in
his jovial way Candy perpetrated some tri
fling joke on Schneider. The latter drew a
murderous knife, wounded one man badly
nnd literally cut in two the heart of the un
fortunate Candy. Realizing the enormity
of his crime Schneider mounted his horse
and escaped into the wilderness, nor could
all the diligence of the military llnd him.
A few weeks ago the old sergeant en
countered liijn i" Los Angeles, but he es
caped. This time the sergeant, determined
to have him and lie did. Schneider admits
everything and tells n strange story of his
wanderings, but claims that Candy was
aiming at him with nu iron bar when
killed. He was delivered to the military
authorities to be taken to Fort Sill.
DOWN WENT TOMMY.
A Youthful ("Inrliiiiiitl Di-ipci-acln Shot hy
an Otllo-r.
Cincinnati has "unearthed" a gang of
boy burglars. Johnny Hester, aged twelve;
Waller Hidden, eleven; Iawrence Judd,
thirteen; Robert I'ollock, twelve; Charlio
Doran, nineteen, and Tommy Finn, eight
een, have been arrested, and Tommy has a
bullet in his groin which will retire him
for several weeks if it does not end his
earthly career.
It is a queer story. For some time these
boys and two others, "Hluck" Ross (a
negro) and George Carroll, have been
observed to congregate on Ritteuliouso
TOMMY I'lN'N' IN TIIK HOSPITAL.
street, near Kossuth, at night, and many
petty crimes have been traced very close to
them. At length Charlio Doran yas ar
rested and two policemen sturted to look
for Tommy Finn. Ho saw Patrolman
Hatters Hearing him and ran through an
nlley, but as the officer gained on him he
drewaifci-callber ruvolverand fired. Prompt
ns an echo came n shot from Ollicer Hat
ters' 3S-callber "gun," and down went
Tommy with a bullet in his groin.
At the hospital he talked like a small
edition of Dick Turpin, Jack She) herd
and "Hilly the Kid" all in one, "guyed"
the police and told amazing stories
of how he had circumvented them by in
genious dodges, hut just the same denied
having committed any crime in Cincinnati.
It soon transpired that he had shot at his
own "pal," Doran, and carved a neat furrow
In the latter s scalp. An odd featureof tho
ca,se Is that all these boys are of respecta
ble and honest parentage.
The Itlooil Stumped Path of Iro;rea.
Wlieneer mini attempt to improve on
nature, nature nearly always demands nu
appeasing sacrifice of human life. Hardly
a great building has gone up, a huge
bridge spanned a river or a Hue of trans
portation completed where the cement has
not been mixed with human blood. A
cable railway is lieing laid on Hroadway,
New i ork, and the section bosses are hav
ing a good deal of trouble in keeping peo
ple away from the-Inclosure along the
line, iuirly the other afternoon a man
was standing leaning over the inclosure
watching the men at work between Hector
street nnd Exchange place. Ho hud been
told several times to get away, that the
cars coming along might run over him,
but he wits buund to stay right where he
was. In a few minutes n Hroadway car
came along. He tried to cross the track,
but just as he turned around the car was
upon him. He was caught between the
inclosure and the inside of the car and
fearfully crushed. The boards bad to be
torn oil so he could be released.
He was taken Into UT Hroadway and
placed on a lounge in nn unconscious state.
In nbout tea minute he regained suf
ficient consciousness to tell the officers that
bis name was Cohen.
He was badly bruised about the abdo
men ami limbs and received internal in
jur! tn. He was taken to Chambers Street
hospital in a precarious condition.
A lirisuiid' Lone l'lin Whmriit.
Three score years 111 prison! It is rare
indeed that a criminal survives that
length of coufiuement. The latest in
stance is that of a former brigand chief,
Dotnenlco Noccliia. who was released from
the Naples prWou recently after having
beeu shut up for sixty years. He is now
eighty-three. After an unusually bril
liant career of brigandage und 33,000 franc
hud been set upon his head, he was con
demned to piiMiii for life in 1W1.
I.lfe Without I.lijuur Vulurlei.
One often hear of eoplu killing them-
ache becuu ihoy could not control their
appetite fur liitoxicanU, but a recent re
port nam that u French mechanic of fifty
three ho4 committed auiclde Uoatue lie Una
loat the power to drink- JIu loft letter
fcuyitigi "unetiuaii K"" uquur "i"" ,
mo til now. A t cannot live without
drinking I aut killing iwylf "
SHE ASKS HEAVY DAMAGES.
A Story of
-mi1IcIcmh Clerk and an
lr.il Aclrrs.
Fifty thouss.ni , dollars is all that Mabel
Eterltng, nctre .ml elocutionist, wants of
Simon Iceland, clerk of tho Mnnliattan
Beach hotel at Coney Island, and if she
nnd her brother tell tho truth she wns In
deed badly treated there.
I 1V.
M.M1KL STKKI.1N0.
After traveling us a star for four years
and then as elocutionist and vocalist, her
health gave way and she went down to
Manhattan beach to recuperate. Several
gentlemen iumiired about her at the otllce.
i some few left their cards and one she met
, and talked with in the ladies' parlor.
Finally her brother, George F. Flack, called
and went directly to her room, nnd as near
ns can bo determined this precipitated the
trouble.
Shu and her brother declare that Clerk
Lclaud entered the room in a rude and in
solent manner and peremptorily ordered
her to lenvo the house at once. There was
n painful scene. The lady was overconio
with shame ami confusion, and other
guests of the house got a little excited.
The managers were appealed to and grant
ed Miss Sterling permission to remain.
Nevertheless they stand by theclerk in tho
suit. She makes the complaint of slander,
etc., anil puts the damages at $30,000.
A Fortune Itejond Iter Heiteh.
Many are the strange conditions set down
In wills by eccentric testators. It is be
cause she cannot comply with certain re
quisites that .Mrs. Laura Fulton, aged
thirty, of Atchison, Kan., is unable to grasp
n fortune. She is separated from Mr. John
C. Fulton, who is her second husband. She
wns first married to Horace H. HaiTcmlcu,
who died eight years ago. Ho had a
wealthy uncle named John A. Watson, a
bachelor, who resided in Loudon. This
uncle who was nearly eighty years old,
died in January, 1SST, leaving his nephew's
widow tr,000 in cask and 10,000 In pro
duct ivo real estate. Under one of tho con
ditions of the will, however, she has as
yet been unable to get the inheritance.
This condition is that she shall be married
to nu honorable man and live with him at
least one year. In case of failure to carry
out this part of the will within seven years
after the death of the testator the property
goes to Trinity church, London.
The marriage of Mrs. HalTemlen and Mr.
Fulton occurred about a year after the
death of Watson, lut they lived together
only a few mouths. In order to obtain
possession of the little fort line Mrs. Ful
ton will have to get a divorce from her
present husband and then marry somu
other man and live with him according to
the provisions of her uncle's will. Mrs.
Fulton's attorney has a certified copy of
Watson's will. He says that she can come
into full control of her portion of the es
tate in less than three months after the
conditions have been complied with.
A Shock Tor the Ilnlnter.
The detective is made the subject of all
sorts of stories heroic, romantic, despic
able and ludicious. A ueutlemau wrltliii
! to a Loudon paper says that as he entered
a railway carnage the other day lie recog
nized in the compartment a well known
detective. Presently a minister got In,
und, with the three locked in by the guard,
tho train started. The detectivu was in
pursuit of a criminal who had gone by a
previous train. Ho began to study tho
photograph of the fugitive and, of course,
was soon absorbed in it. This attracted
the attention of the minister, who present
ly observed, "You have, perchance, lost n
dear frieniD" "Dearf yes, very dear, in
deed," answered the detective. "Take
comfort, brother, he has but gone before,"
continued thu minister, who was not a
little shocked when he got for a reply:
"Yes, hang him, and got three hours' start
of me. Hut I'll follow him, if it's to Jeru
salem." "Why Don't You Advertlne?"
"Shurp practice" is a thing which the
courts of England seem to hold in great
disfavor. Some time ago a Captain Kit-
I toe, of London, was offered i."J00 by Miss
J Drew if he would find u Mr. Ewing, whom
she had lost sight of ami wanted to marry.
He advertised and got news immediately,
I but Miss Drew refused to pay and he sued.
The court decided that au honest man
would have simply said, "Why don't you
advertise?" And inasmuch as he failed to
give this simple suggestion he was guilty
of imposition.
The Downfall of Kdwurd Xolund.
Edward T. Noland was state treasurer of
Missouri he Is now a convict, sentenced to
two years ill statu prison, ills friends say
that he has beeu shamefully treated, ns his
bondsmen had -made good tho defalcation;
the prosecutors say he got oh easy, as the
jury could have given and ought to huve
given him "the
extentof thelaw,"
which is ilve years
iu the Ktate pris
on. Under the clr
cuiustuuces the
public naturally
wants to know
how the jury ar
rived ut such a
verdict. The jury
men ure unusually
com mu uicutlve
und make answer
that on tho first
EUWAni) T. SOLAS!).
ballot they stood ten for conviction and
two for acquittal, and that the two were
easily convinced, but Insisted on the light
est penalty known to the law.
Mrs. Noland is frantic. When the ver
dict was uiiiioiiucod to her her shriek
could 1m heard for Mjuareo. Noland him
self, however, was rather pletued, and mid
that a two ytr' noiitencu wax a trillc onm
pured with what he hiul u I read) mit'iired.
Nevertheless, on the liutlgHtloii of Mrs.
Noland and other hU attorney have ap
plied for it new trlul, ulleglnj that tint
Furnirr und MUrer ludiMiUi union
m rreutMl u prejudice agidiut thu tie
leimaiit Tim i-ww inu inH" r n.io (ton
lie uud make it of intijutiui inimt
to
tomv extant,
Wanted I'Hrtlrulnrs.
Miss Ethel Poor Clnral I'm to sorry for
her You knew that she had lost her sister,
didn't you I
Young Fitihcrbcrt (nbsentlyi No; I hadn't
heard about It. here did sho Ioo herl
Judge.
Cruel Work.
Skeozlcks You must bo bard hearted to do
so much embroidery,
Miss de Temps Why J
Skeezicks Hoeaue it Is such crewel work.
Ijiwrence American.
A noil molt.
Teacher Ammvmnu means without n
inmo; write n Rcntenco showing you under-
itand how to use the word.
Small Girl (writes) Our new baby Ls
Mionymous. Life,
"August
t lower
99
For two years I suffered terribly
with stomach trouble, and was for
all that time under treatment by a
physician. He finally, after tryiuG:
everything, said stomach was about
worn out, and that I would have to
cease eating solid food for a time at
least. I was so weak that I could
not work. Finally on the recom
mendation of a friend who had used
your preparations
A worn-out with beneficial re
sults, I procured a
Stomach. bottle of August
Flower, and com
menced using it. It seemed to do
me good at once. I gained in
strength and flesh rapidly ; my ap
petite became good, and I suffered
no bad effects from what I ate. I
feel now like a new man, and con
sidcr that August Flower has en
tirely cured me of Dyspepsia in its
worst form. Jamks ii. Dkdkrick,
Saugerties, New York.
W. B. Utsey, St. George's, S. C,
writes: I have used your August
Flower for Dyspepsia and find it an
excellent remedy.
The Cod
That Holp8 to Curo
The Cold.
The disagreeable
taste of the
COD LIVER OIL
is dissipated in
SCOTT'S
EMULSION
OI' Pure Coil Liver Oil with
HYPOPHOSPHITES
OIT LIIvIE .A.TsTE SODA.
The patient suffering from
CONSUMPTION,
nnoM.iUTi. couch, roi.n. nit
( WANTING DISKANIX, may take tho
t remedy with ns much satisfaction an ho
J would tnko milk. Physicians are proserin-
inc uoTorywnoro. it in a ixTrrrtrmnimon.
and a lrondtrful Hei.li prinlure r. Take iiooihtr
N THE PIPE
Leading medical authorities
state that new and improperly
cured tobacco when heated in
the pipe produces a rank vege
table poison.
Tobacco like liquor can only be improvtd by age.
This is the reason why "Seal
of North Carolina" is the most
populaar brand of smoking to
bacco in the United States. It
is made from tobacco, at least
three years old. Its rich mel
low smoke has never been
equaled. '
Seal ol North Carolina la now packed In Patent
Cloth I'ouchek, aa well an In loll.
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Wo havu bi(f atock oi Kubber fiooila bought
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MIkkV foothold, 10 to Z
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