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TWO WAYS OF ASKING. "Tears, ldlo tonrs! Niobo dissolredl Jly doar child, what oa earth Is tho mat ter? Time, 4 of n summer nf tcrnoon. Pltice, a pretty boudoir, furnished in tho fashion of today, modeled on tho stylo of Louhi Quluxo. with ti dash of liberty thrown in, fiud modern accessories, such as crystal ilower vases, threo volumn nnU n.,.i pnotograpli stands, iustanosod with ..ro. lumu Biiver aim kuicrkwicks. an cient and modern Dramatis ersonie, a graceful iigure in white, tiling with nn al: of desolation on tho floor besido n sofa, her charming nuqtm visible beneath deli cious little rows of golden curls, ho.' frame shaken by sobs, an older woman nnuat. A 1 1 i i . t . Claiming u tew yards distant, dark, beau unv ureaseu. -good lookimr enolisr h for I . .. .. . am thing, without Mag distinctly hand- soino. agod somewhere within tho right sido of do. and wearing an expression half companionate half amused. There is u suspicion ol raillery in her voice, which id ion auu deeply resented by the fair sor rower Anger Is often akin to sorrow, aa pity is to love, and tho voice which re sponds to the question when roUeratod is docidodly petulant "1 wish you would go away and leave mo alone " "I shall not do anything of tho sort." rotunis tho other "I am going to talk to you, and I do uot care in the least whether you nro angry or not. although I had much rathor you would tako my remarks in good part " "Oh." resiKinds tho voice, still smoth ered in tho sola cushions, but losing noth ing of its resentful quality "I know how clover you are. aud that you think you can manage every one's afTaira u great deal better than tliomselvcs." Sho Intends this to be a "nasty one," and. as a matter of fact, it does uot fall very pleasantly on the ears of her inter locutor: but she sits down on tho sofa, and replies with good humor "Well, iny lovo. 1 may confident!) say that I could manage your uiiuir a great uoal uottur tliun you manage iiiotn yoursclt, anu tliat if I wcro you I would have Mr Clement Lascelles at lay leet in a very short time " "Perhaps you havo hiin thero now say3 tlio prostrate one. ceasing to sob, and trying to sneer instead "Well. Dolly dear, to tell von tho truth, T i ! I I . . . i iau myscii io recogni.o In unit young man ine cuarm wuicu I ouscrvo no lias tor for some people: indeed. I consider him n posour. with an esasperatingly good opinion of himself, nnd. if you ask mv candid opinion. I think ho would bo all tho bettor for being kic" Dorothy flounces up in a moment. "I will trouble you not to insult my friends," sho cries, with flaming cheeks "And it Is not very easy to believe your sincerity when he was sitting in your pocket ail last night, and you wero out walking with him for two hours this morning." "In any case." replies Mrs Dalton, coolly, "your remarks provo that I havo had timo and opportunity to form an opin ion of his qualities I don't deny that ho is goo.! I mking. but It is Intolerable that ho shoui.1 : . so conscious of it, I admit that ho is not without a certain nmount of cleverness, and has been fairly well educated, but 1 violently object to his thinking himself able to sit in judgment on people a good deal older and clovcrer than himself ' "On you, for Inatanqol" cries Dolly "No, I was uot thinking of myself, though I admit the soft impeachment (tho ouo regarding ny ago. at least); and what I dislike most of all hi his placing himsolf on a pedestal to Uo looked at anil longed for by by pretty, silly little girls, who ought to know butter " Dolly stiilens her br.ck. and says, with an assumption of dignity which sits InJIf fcrently well upon her "If you will excuse me, I kiimld prefer not discus?in Mr. Lascelles with you You nro perfectly welcome to your opinion oi mm, anil 1 claim tho liberty of retaining miuo." Then, her majesty suddenly toppling over, sho says vindictively, in quite a dil'creut tono of voice "Perhaps you think I am such a fool that I don't seo through your mean ubuso of him?" "That I may win and wear him myself?" suggests Mrs. Dalton. quite good humor edly "'to. my dear and auuto child, bo liovo mo, you have uot fathomed aud un masked my baseness this timo I know your dear and.seusltivo littlo heart Is set upon this fascinating young man I don't think thero is really any harm in him, and 1 am magnanimous enough to be ready to show you how to obtain hi affections, and to make him tho suppliant instead of you. " "gupnliant?:". cried, Dolly, with frosh flames from her burning heart asceudiuy to her cheeks "Yes. suppliant Every ono. my love, can see ho mo.it of nil how you hatifj upon his smiles, and despair when ho id Indifferent or capricious." Wrath makes Dolly absolutely spaech less If looks, etc., etc., Mrs. DaitoE would, etc., etc "Don't be n gooso, Dolly." rosumos hoi friend, not lit. ring suffered any visible iu jury from tho lightning glances to which bho had beeu subjected "Keep your temper, and reap tho ad vantages of my superior age aud oxpori encfl " "Keep them to yourself!" retorts Dolly, tartly "The nrst I must, wueiuer or no. nut , tho latter shall be yours Come, deal , obild, you know I am toud of you. be ltu.i. ,a irlinn I llllv I Wlllllll lint, lmi'l ' .vnur mwdianter ma trift. and also that 1 1 am desirous to see him subjuinited bv . von Uo ihall tie yours, 1 promise., auu 1 i .ii 1 : 1 l I will only uiako one condition " Dolly Msnt.s herself 011 thu bofn. and al lows Mr Dalton tu tako hurhuud. thougt bho looks rather sulky Still, sho does poor little gtrl. regurd Mr Clement Las colles m the first rizu iu tho marriagi lottery, and is willing to tnku upon her bell his part ot tho contract, to workhij him with hor body: and endow him with all hor worldly good Tor in a Email way sho Is un helrww. though ho 1h not dotitltuto of money, and low. an excellent position Truth to tell, the young man not what is called "a bad sort:" ho h good looks, good brauiM und good nur nors. when he In not egged on to tu.e libertlos by tho silly ttatteries of tho other box. I'oor lwlly lovoi htm madly, un'i has Innocently shown her pleasure in hla notlco and her sufferings at his noglect. Mrs. Dalton having jiaiuod to glvo duo effect to hor words. Dolly, after a inomont, is constrained to say rather sulkily, "WoW" "You must tako tho vow first. " "What vowT with latont Irritation. "Tho vow never to tell any human being Mr. Laseollea least of all that I, or. for the matter of that, any ono, ad vised you liow to act toward him." "Oh. of course, I promUe. " WlUi a auddan d8pert.te gMturo Dally Mmm the book aud repeats the formula. "Now, tliefir lite crn-s extrftedly. Mrs. Dalton takes up Iter paraWa. "Q'lemwiLU reuily wiyj of )uu. Uo wobJ1 . oo exceedingly tonu or you tt you omy i allowed him. ! "If 1 allowed him'" gasps Dolly ! "Yes." repeats lier adviser "V,? allow lug him, 1 don't mean throwing yourself at his bead, and showing him that you ' adore him. but by making him doubt your lovo and his own capacity for pleasing you. Different men want 'different treat mcnt. There i3 nolhing so delightful to some n to ceo and know that n womr'i eares for them; It adds tenfold to their ' devotion for htr lmt I sm llnimil tn car 1 these men are iw the rainori'y Most o'f them nro far more stimulated by doubts and feais. the woman becomes more dear as she seems more distant, and. ns n rule, when n man is literally crazy about one of our sex. it is because she has worried, ind tormented, and kept him on a perpet ual bulance between hope and fear Now you, and oiIk.is U'uj von. have so him.? unnti rw,..n I ii, .l : have so iositiveIv shown him that h is a I great being, n lo'ftv intellect, a rival to I Apollo, that it is not likely he Is coming oil his pedestal to worship his worshipers Vour oulv rhanco. tnv dear. Is to nlmu.loi, your worship, to counterfeit Indifference as best you may. and to let a gradual and i startling conviction como over him that you were not really in earnest, after all " ' "It ij very easy to talk," pouts Dolly. ! "It is very easy to act, too." returns ' Marian, "it you uro tiosi lively certain that your plan of campaign is goiiig to bo sue- i cess ful " "How do I know that it will be?" "Try it for twenty-four hours und see 1 how it works " "Hut I don't know what 1 an to do " i "You must bo absolutely guided by me. ' and not net for ono moment on your own responsibility." j "I ilaro say It will turn out all wrong." ! pays Dolly ungraciously, "and thou 1 shall lose him altogether " i "All right. ' replies Mrs. Dalton. losing patience nnd rising from hor seat. "Do as you like. After all. what on earth does it matter to mo whether you aro happy or i miserable? (io vour own wav " Dolly springs up and catches her by tho , arm "No, no. Marian, don t go; don't bo j angry I will do whatever you tell mo " "Then hearken aud obey Dick Wynd ham is coming to-night "You know he is rather fond of you Talk to him. and to him only, all tho evening Do not glnnco I.. M- I . , . . . . ., . in -in- iusi-cues uire.-tioti. I will Keep my eye on him, and report to you how lie takes It If ho approaches you in tho evening, lock bored and distrait, und ro ply to him by monosyllables." "I shall never Lo ublo to do it," trroans Dolly "N'ot with such a big stako to win?" (a littlo sarcastically) "Ah I you don't know what It Is to lovo!" cries Dolly "Xot as you do. certainly." retorts Marian, with un Inflection of voico Dolly is not acute enough to catch Dick Wyudhnm arrives in timo for din ncr He is rather fond of Dolly, ho is cs ceediugly hard up and wants 'her money even moro than her sweet self IIo is bright and amusing, has a considerable fund of small talk, is devoted to sport, and has not Mr Lascelles' icsthetic tusto or lofty mannor of showing superiority IIo has a genuine contempt for a man who talks art ami plays classical music, as Mr Lascelles has for ono who thinks of noth ing but hunting, lawn tennis and polo, thonch ho rides fairly straight, and is an avoratro snot Ulmscif Not a littlo disgusted is Lascelles, thcro foro.wheu Dolly, whoso sorrowfulness and its causo havo giently soothed his com placency for tho last twenty four hours, seems to have eves and ears for no one but this half wittod" soldier at dinner Sho is looking charming in a diess of a delicious apricot tint, which he has not soon boforo (ho is n groat comioissourof dress). If ho could only catch her eyo ho would beam ou her ouo of thoso glances which would ' liavo intoxicated her maiden houl But whereas it Ims bwn his wont to meet her tender, pleading ";hinres every two minutes heretofore, to-night ho might ho Banquet's ghost, nnd sho 0110 of Miiebeth's guests, for all she seems to see hiin His memory serves him up several sneering and savngo quotations 011 tho themoof souvent f'uinmo vario IIo is so littlo congenial to his neighbor ut dinner that sho expresses the most unfavorable, sentiments regarding him in the drawing room later on, causing Dolly to halt Lot ween tho desire to defend him hotly, mil a senso of pleasure that soino ono else besido herself has sufTerod from his coldness .Mrs. Dalton makes a pretext for calling Dolly aside "Cxcelleut, my lovo!" sho cries. In high good humor, pressing tho girl's arm. "lie is enraged beyond measure Ilosearrrly took his eyes olf you (Jo on und pros per " Thus stimulated, Dolly docs go on nnd prospers exceedingly "When Mr. Las celles und Dick approach simultaneously eho devotes her wholo attention to thu latter, and has scarcely n word for the former, who presently retires In tragic dudgeon nnd leans against tho rall. lo It ing like Hamlet. Ixird Byron ot any other blightwl being iu the sulks In reality Dick is tho person most to bo pitied, although his face Ih tilirlit vith smiles, and his heart aglow with auticipi tions of possenbiii; a lovely wotnati. 1.1 1 satisfying tho debtors who, motupbouc ally speukiug. take him by the tim a crying "Pay me what thou owest!" Iu noceut creattiro that he Is. he suspects no treachery nor dreainv that milk white bofcoru palpitate for thrS "tufenial young J'1" iarUH irlif over tbe way Dollv will n av bill and lawu tennis with htm on tho morrow In tb In the afternoon tbev are to ndo together, uud as he sith smoking after the wltft. hum r adioh have retired, he relleets on the most approved method of asking a certain question Up to this moment Clement Lascelles has not seen nnv uocceity for putting his fnto to the toucli. because he had been nb solutely certain of winning, but now that for tho first time be has n rival, a rival who is progressing by luups and bounds ill his lady's favor, ho sees that something must bo done Ho cannot havo tioeu bo fooled. She loves him. or or he, the adept at reading the secrets of souls mist for once have been deluded. I'urish the thougbtl With gloomy brow and statoly stop ho retires from the smoking room and seeks tho solitude of Ids chamber, but not h: 1 couch The dawn has lung broken oro he courts reKso "Marian." cries Doll y. a few hours later, bursting Into her friend's room whilst that lady, uo oarly riser at the bust 0 tim os, still nestles among her pillows, "road this!" and she teats herself on tho bed In a staUi of great excitement, whilst Mrs. Dalton languidly pwuos tho letter thrust into hur hands "1 call It a (Treat linnertioeiioa." she re marks, returning it to Dollv "Impertlnenoel" with wuw open ores. "Certainly " And Mr Walton, taking It back, quote from It " 'Tlioiifh I i i not pretend to offer you the ou great passion of a lift nail nAMKVUes b'"tid tl.e U 11 nf i.Uur i,.rtals havo tarnuned tl.i- p.ii. i'nu r wl lfhuuro tiarrouudad my soul as with a halo yet, im iiiiwiiumiiijMiiwwiiiiwww mi'i tt yon will Iiikc a lu-art weary wun tne doubts with whi.ii an intimate knowledge of humanity c mis the spirit, tako me to your tender b: -t. and let me find shel ter there froi ..les griefs and disHp pointments ' .it recompense a hrnrt blighted ns mi. lias been can bestow, I will striv to i- e to your angeiia s,ym Jthy and goo..:;vs ' ' "Is it not Ix'ui.tifuir cries Dollv. In aa ecstasy "I wonder what he means? I supposo some horrid woman threw him over once?" 1 think it Is wtreedingly impertinent, and 1 hope yon trill resent it "Resent if' almost shrieks Dolly "Why. it's a declaration!" "Ciet mo my blotting book off that tn bio," commands Mrs Dalton resolutely "Now." she says, beginning to write, "you will answer It in this wav. or I wash "un hands of ynu. and to-morrow be will have 1 reduced you to abject misery again " She writes humediv for a few minutes . and then, with a lietbieaed color, inada ! the draft nlond "Dear Mr Uscelles I havo received i your melancholy letter, and am truly sorry tor all you seem to have suffered Hut. for uty part. I look upon the world ns a very pleasant place, and have made up tnv mind to enjoy myself as much os possible so. as I could not console yon. nnd you with the ideas you express, would make mo miserable. I think you had much Let ter look tor sonielody whose temperament is more liko your own I suptione you mean mo to understand that von have been much more In love with some one elso than you have with me. which, tu say the least. Is not very Mattering No' I must have an undivided heart or none at all Your sincere friend. D S " There is a desperate tight between Mrs Dalton anil Dolly before the latter can be persuaded to copy and forward what sin considers n heart less and fiippr.nl missive In the end Marian triumphs Mr Lascelles does not appear at breakfast niui Polly though her soul oiiaUos within her, luiiL'hs and talks to Dick , Later iu the morning, when they were ' playing lawn tennis, i.iemeiit Lascelles I feeling much smaller limn lie tuts ever j done in hi lifo. seeks counsel from Mrs ' Dalton With an angelic smile sho alter nntely pricks him with daggers and makes him guip down bowls of poison, but she ' does him an excellent turn by taking n good deal of the nonsense out of him lie confesses that he mloies Dolly How. oh how. is ho to win herr llus'hn the ghost of a chance? ' Mrs Dalton. looking solemn, declares 1 her inability to reply to this She hints at Dolly's youth and love of amusement ' Sho hints, too. at Dick s unflagging good ! spirits and temper And tho upshot of it , is that when Dick returns crestfallen j from his afternoon ride with Dolly h..v lug spoken and received his answer Clement Uiscelles curries oil the young . lady to her boudoir on pretense of want ing to be shown something and. repine ing tho melancholy ot llamlet by the ! conquering air ot young Lovelace, takes j her in Ids arms, swears he bus been a fool, and has never really loved any ono but her sweet self, and that if slio accept , him her lite shall bo ouo round of pleas , ure ! Twenty minutes later. Dolly hns passed ou all Ins embraces and inoro to Marian j "Ilov. clever you are, darlingl" she ' bavs. admiringly To winch Mrs Dalton replies. "Now you know how to manage him. niako good , uso of your Unowledgo "Tho Loudon 1 World .Moiio(;o!luo I'bciisimts In Ori'gnn. 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SAI - ZER, rm mm, 11 M hould ma.ke Ifieir houses Iook5'l iry dca.Ke myournexr- house-cleaning A SENSE OF D.ECENCY ConBirnina many peoplo to hide tho dirt of their kitchens. Thoy males tho kitchen a secret chnmbor, into which it is forbidden to outer; but hulf tho trouble which thoy tnko to hido tho dirt and tho disgraco which it on tailB, would kcop the kitchen clean, and all its pots aud pans bright as dollar, that is, if thoy uso A - 8APOLIO I PIO'H REMEDY FOR CATARRH. Host. EusI ctit to use. ( hciijifst, Rcllif in imtntdiate. A cure in c ertain. For Cold in the Iliud It has nu cual. I It is an Ointment, of which imnuill .ariuU' in ujipllnl In the nfwtr.1 Price Hold bv druKfflsU r nctit by mail, AdJmsi E, T, 11azll:im-, Wurrcu, Pu. HAY Ii;Vi:i! AMI CAT.tltlSII. j Those alllict d with either cr both tmuti cs will aireclale thi lftter from' .llum Harvey, of No. .MMU Klin avenue, , Philadelphia, Pa: "I have lined Am i , k s Ponors Pi.as- ! TKiia for thirty yeai- and have always! found them efficacious in roughs, coin-, pulmonary comtjlaiuis, rh.-oitiausin and lainsiu th Lack. I was also subject to ' loll m atiacks cf catarrh or hav fetei; to cure ibis 1 cut a slrlp siilllclrnt to cover the foreheart a'l oi er fti rt npuliud It on goinn io brd. Slept well and it it up with ii clear h ad and nose ntopptri running . ey- k br glu, and all pain In the head and I nose gone, sometimes I am atiacked j with extreme hoarsenr, hut always ic lieveil b an Ai.i.i ihk s lmous Pi.AsrKn j around the throat." ! There Is nottituK like adversity to develop h i mim'n urod points and whiskers. i Cough", Colds, and Sore Thint qutrklv relieve i by "Itrown's llroncliiul Troche?' 'Jo cents a box. "Wtmt sro the scih nln.rnl products of bind " Toiiinn- I'otati..- Hint IrNh lmll. Ire- Bulk tho mothoil mp. rostilt3 Synip of Figs is taken; it ia plcawtnt nnd refreshing to O10 tnMo, and actti Ronlly yet promptly on tho Kidneys, Liver a-id Bowels, cleanses tho sys tem cQVctimlly, disjiels cold.s, head iclies and ibvers and cures hnbitu.-I eonstipatitm jirrtnivnctilly. For salo in oOaruid $1 bottles by till druggists. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN mi.NCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE, t'.Y. HEW I'Offf, N.Y. This interests You For vet or sloppy wiatlier win need I'DHON'S PA 1KXT W TKltl KiinKiiAHMKN'IM and PA1! HHPS l'A ll- NT WA i'i:i!l'i:00F Dlil'SS HlIOKS f r ladle- and I'i'tit letiieli ; fullv (TiiariinUed or money lefunilid; nnthlnir eiUiils them. Semi slump and nddic-F for full particulars. 111. All! ,V DIMCIIY, (Ii iikiiiI Aircnts, Kooni ,,, (iiccn lilillillor, I'ortliinil, Or. Aceiits ivHiiteil- ladies or neiitlcmctl STEIN WAY, Gabler and Pease Palnos Meani.'K Hu' l.fsT P:vo Miiik, and tliu f.irorlld hr-l-cr r utuk nil Mt,tLat iiintmnientit; KnniU hup- lien mr.'.- KMi n or r nnum hti.inwav ut, P-pi hire.; Ma-itiiiah (Ir.AV On. Ca! 1..1 ne.v riMimR inul rii.iv Htjirk INVENTORS GUI on rhti to Obtain a Paltnl, s-oni i. r.i. t V at bin i i:icu ot ttiti:i,,. At Washlmrt in. II c CURE Biliousness, Sick Headache, 1 Malaria. Itt-llllllgtllll, I'll rlier Ilro., Ii. '. Siiiltli, Colt'S SIlOllMlIlls, r. - r raHF- VAMIIII.r. ST, I'OKTIiA Nil, (lit. antl Champion Patterns Saws for AVonili'lKippi'rH, I'ortlmiil, Or wpi vr in i n., .1 Ltm Im. 1 ru. 1 Olill . ,Uil, m'.1C mill . I. tfii HI, - h, .1 In Am. i', .u . .1 ..h, t IkI II. pil.l, buuiiita. . 'Ai Ml. the nu ,v J7 (lay Ibullin . - LA"CROS3E, WISCONSIN. I 1 BEANS. 1 1 111! n & crown Lwalllk u sw rfT w UR.Um mm I U f QitiGiira I7VKl;Y III whol SKIS AND sfll.l' flKiirlm'. ' r. i h1 . litnr. th It sk sU, i ..a intf, u , im V i weS . . II : i " is or ai .i iu . . I ID'f, holder tnruirini; .11 Iti hiiiK l-nrnii'ir. liUdiir ply or lilit. l,j. MHii ). to tho nn t i!i-tri siiii' o inor of the t IoikI, ethel -Imi K'MIIII , 811' nercnirsri , H t.otsiu, i.i-riiioin ir i romii'iilly ii.reil h the I'mhiiu 'i I-Ollsisf lllrf of CI TH I BA. the Kll'ilt (.TTtrrn.1 Soap, an exquisite hi. In vli ii 'id hemulfier. iiiui 1 l TH en KEK01.V tSI.lt- I ty blond and tln purifier ami arcaiest remedie. hen the Nt lihlrlnns nn., i t.'iinor i other remoilifii fall. Tills Is tn mi lani!i:in.'.- I nf trim. 1 lionmn.li-of crotrinl tetirnotiia ft. mm ntii y to aire attt-t tl. t .'. underfill, imrmlinv ana iu eoiiituritliie 1 1! . . Autl vvori 1 1 u .' Ii Ice. OfTic fRA. . Ot . H.iAr, 2..c; Kk-oi.vkst, . Cri'iareil by lvti.-i tuns and Chi'tiilcHl i oTpi ratlon hi.i..n, M .-. Hond fur llu to tuio iklu ami l.lood Ills eae. ' ft?" Mini I. .. h,nkh.;.I7t:fipF,:'' ' 1 by "W .l o'-v iili'd I.' ri ti I'll i s,M). 1, nMsiii.ki.iiie pains anil muHiilar . ri ll. e.l In one nun, t.' t tl.o v Anti Pun I'umm:. -k. jVV'.rn. Fair's Golden Fernalo Pills. For Female Irroc't'ar Itlos; nutliiiihkct'icm on tho miir.i t A'etcr faff, fuecess:ul!v iiseit ly nrouiuiet t la H'M lnontlily. O iara. .cd to relievo a ipj.r tseil jnetistruiitiPn. SURE! SAFE! CERTA1N1 Don't lio liumhiiRreif. Suvo Time, Health, nnd mouuy ,tuke no oth er. Pent to anr ndilrcs, tecuro V-jr ma'l on re eclptof prkv.f- 00. Address, THE APHRO InEDICINE COMPAHY, Western llrauch, IiosS7, 1'UIlTt.ANl), ore Hold by WiKiuilt Mkco Co., Portlan ' Or I'AVts i.i'i;.vr laniiloleailier Roofing. The cheilpost tiling in Ihe mnrVet ior houses, barns, Icoiimiies and i'Ui'jull.l!ni;s. WrI"o for chIiooaUo mid siunpli's. PACIFIC ROLL PAPER CO., Pacific Const Agent SO and First street, sun Friui. ls. o, C a., VASELINE. i;oll ONK liOM.AU sent us by mall. ve will ilo 1 liver, free of all f-lnires. to nnv person In the I'ulted .states, all Ihe following tirtlcnii arcful.y packed In a neat box. One two-onii , 0 bottle of Pure Vnscllno lo rts. Oik tiio-ouuco bottle Vaseline 1 omado lfi " One Jar of ViiH'llne Cold Cream 1 " Ono cake ot Vaseline Camphor Ice 10 " Otic rake of Vasellvc Soap, uiiK'onted 1" " One cake of Vaseline toap. i-eeiitrd. . ..:"" One two ounce bottle of White Vacliue,'J! " , U 10 Or fur ataiiijH any hIiikIc nitlclc nt thf il. c ratnrd. If jou li.oii . cciinli'ti lo use ViihIIiio in any furm bo (Hiflul In ioc.'1't 1 nly 1(1 inline go tin put i.p l.yuii hi iuIkIii.iI imrkuKi s. A .rout iimm ibiiklsls ure tijlni; to pviwiiidr l.uj t ih to Inki' VAHI.MNt' put up by them. Xoirr jli'M to udi iiitmiuhImu, im tht' lotloli In an Imita tion without ihIi.c nu.l in, I iMeyoii tit. iimtlt you Mi.it A bottli. of nine Si.il VasWIiie ij will by all Chesebrongli M'f'g Co., 2 1 State St.,New York. PENSIONS! "SUA?1 Apply to Mil O II. STKVKN3 .t CO.. Attorneys, 1UJ F etreet, Washington, I). C. llrauch olhcea 'ti" .'noil im, nit, ('blcairo. uiiualjleluforiuatlou to nil Mitlcrlucfrnm iiiso. iiotno treatment. Portland nis- t or :id and Aider, Portland, Or. praj7?tsa n ITI.-aiittiiarknoTvlpdRC(I W&J'wia,.t-1 Ii mlinir reineilv lor rill tlm f in YB l n 1 10 J In -ifi nnnatiirat illicluircea nnd I piHcieillneaKcsiif men. A ocr; 11I ti cure for the ilrtillp ta.lii(r wunkui'ts peculiar - . 1 oinrn. lll, ilvlr T t ri.ucr hnlf nnrt r.ml nri I THT tVUNSCll' M"l Pi III ri'COlnroiiUdlBU It to M'Vti,o.IjK3TflS ail Miiiurera. HI . J. PI Until, M U.,l)ICATUB,ILL -flVi loni ny iiruKKiata. tltl4JI2 01.00. St rlarhTi IIOIV TO U IV A'lW'lllllll . Hire, etc. A Hiiro th.i'ir.Seiitlri'e jionujronui 11 ruccipior-lc.iilmniio 'In ncrsoii. lit- r . si'Viuu. a .w in, .vj jiii,,... .oi.iri'HM or n i 1 ...u.. ,.iunir, inn 1 nrK, WINTER IS CORING. Send to Smith's for your winter outfit. Tl.ev lmvp the Mireest ktorli of unilen lf thlnir. I bey lmvc the bent boots mill Hioes, They linvo Ihe chenpesit hosiery for over) body. The)- Imvo the t rentci, vnrlety of ilrv kooiIh, Thoy havo faintly urocciU's of nil klmts They have dried fruit of tho new crop. Thuy hno cniiucd k'ooda nt wholemlu jirlcus. They Imvo warm mittens and kIovch. I hey have bliuikcU from U.V up. They Imvo cninforbi from UO cent each to to. They have ovcraPi of even- i.lze. Thev r.av hrio- elul iittciitiou to all orilem. Addrcas for full piirtlculam 11 ml copy of Home IHrclt ffreo) Siiiltli Cusli miit, 11H front Street, I V 11 I I'll lll'lklt, I'll 1. JtfZ SMOKER ho"c no other Jobaccu Will Wh- orce L-i'es SEJh Or ORTJl GAJOLIiNy Plug Gut. the secret of Its r'rt'" s'p ! Jhis 13 DR. JUDO'S ELECTRIC BELTS Will ponltlvclr euro Ncrvounc, I)s of Man hood, lmioteucy, Lumo Hock, UhuumaUam, ln Ulguktlou. tuiieral 'Jcblllty, etc. I'rli n M5 MIO unit SIR. . . . Alio Drugi, Trutte. Crutches, Elastic Stockings Shoulder Braces, Electric Imolei, Etc. JOHIMIV1.A.LAUE Tho llellnhlo Druck-Ut, Tlilril unit Taylor, I'ortliuuli Or. FOR MEN ONLY! W.ikn.nof SodTtoiKIoa, ttfrtU lllll'llllllof ErioriorEiMtHilnoiaor iwas. lUbutl. l.l CiMIUIIU fullf l'.l ! nlMf tM i InIII Ami M kUln u4 Hontt I "lJf . V,'','lfr krRiiv rf , rnrr 1 vr l ' r nwls ckuio f sU I.. ii .'v 1 rsijc