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Otnorom. TLo people of Calais never sntva genuine, living nnd moving millionaire till Uncle Russell Sago went down there the other day to buy tho Grand Southern railroad. With true down east hospitality a son of the hotel landlord hitched up a span of horses and gavo Millionaire Sago a delightful ride about town. Uncle Russ was profuse in his ex pressions of pleasure, and after the drive was over put his hand right down in his pocket and gave tho young man a nice, round, silver ten cent piece. The young man was much surprised. Ho did not expect anything. He has had a hole punched in that ten cent pieca and will wear it on his watch chaiu. Lewis ton Journal. An Eye for Itusliiosn. American Tourist Impressivo I Ain't it, though What do you s'ikihi 1 could hire the front and sides for to show our tonic Life. Huslnro Sngnclty In St. LouU. . An old and very wealthy man of St. Louis, 'whoso eonstaut companion was a white and black dog, had been in tho habit of coming to tho sub-treasury at certain periods for tho purpose of getting tho coutions of liis IkhkIs cashed. One day lie presented himself for that purpose, and tho cashier refused to give him tho money. The old man demanded to know why. "I don't know you," said tho cashier. "But I have been hero before, and was .nover denied," tho man answered. Tho cashier looked at him a moment and then said: "'Where is your black and white dog that always comes with you, if you are tho same man?" The old man's eyes filled with tears as he told the cashier that tho dog was dead "Well," replied tho cashier, "1 am sorry to hear that, but you'll have to bring some body hero to identify you now. I don't know you without tho dog." Chicago MaiL A Personal Illustration. lion. Amos J. Cummings tells a funny story about a printer named Austin. While Cummings was setting typo in Tho Now York Tribune ofllco a good many years ago, Austin did "sub" work a spell. One day Austin said to Cummings: "This ofllco is moro honest than Tho Times office." "Why?" "Becauso when I went out today I left nn npplo on my case, and when I camo back, thero it was, safe and sound; nobody had eaten it." "Weill" "Now, just to show you how different The Times printers are, while I was working thero last week, ono of tho boys went off, leaving n:t orange on his case. 1 took it and ato it." Chicago News. A Sum Ileclpc. Professor Pasteur Oui, I must admit it. My plan for lulling Australian rabbits by inoculating them with cholera of chicken has failed. American I'll -tell you what to do. Just convince tho rabbits that they will have hy drophobia unless they can get to you for treatment and they will dio fast enough. Omaha World. Tho Very Horso He Wnntetl. Stranger Aro you the superintendent of the street car line? "Yes, sir." "I would liko to sell you a horso." "Is it a good, lively onef "It was used for a hearse horso for a year." "Send it up nt onco and state your price." Lincoln Journal. lie Was No Horse She John, don't you think tho horse needs n new harness? Smith has an elegant one for eco. lie Sixty dollars for a now harness I Why, I don't spend to exceed $35 for a whole new suit. She Yes, I know, John; but you're no horse. Life. A Lightsome Heart. "Children," said a Now Jersey school " teacher, "always bo cheerful. Whatover falls to your lot to do, do it cheerfully." "Yes, indeed, dear teacher," responded a bright littlo Rahway scholar, "even the skeeters sing when thoy aro at work." New York Sun. Not Ilullt That Way. An Oil City boy of 12 gets up in his sleep and plays the piano. Wo never hear of a 12-year-old boy getting up in his sleep and cut ting wood, or doing somo other useful work. As tho old Greek philosopher says, "Ho isu't constructed on that model." Exchange. Not for Musicians. Tho law allowing three days' graco on a noto doc3 not apply to musicians; thoy must take up tho notes at sight as thoy come due, or tho whole will go protest. Dausvillo Breeze. Will Excrclso Moro Care. A New York man recently dropped dead through laughing so heartily over a joke ha was reading. Wo will bo moro careful here of ten Philip II. Welch in The Epoch. One Chnnco for It. Von Baboony I wonder if I can do any thing for this mustache? Barber Why, certainly, sir. You might Bhave it off. Life. True to Ills Principle!. Mrs, Jenks (at dinner) Would you like somo of this oyster plaut, Mr. Prim? Prim No, thank you; I'm a strict vege tarian. Life. A Regular Hoy. lie was not at all particular To keep Uie perpendicular; While walking ho either skipped or jumped; He stood upon tils head awhile, And, when he went to bed awhile, lie dove among the pillows, which he thumped. He never could keep still a bit; The lookers on thought 111 of It; He balanced on his ear tho kitchen broom. And did some nice trapezius. Which was wonderfully pleasing, On every peg la grandpa's harness room. From absolute Inanity The cat approached insanity To see him slide the banister so rash; liut once on that mahogany, While trying to toboggan, he Upset bis calculations with a crash. And since that sad disaster He has gone about la plaster, Net Paris, like a nice Italian toy. Cut the kind the doctor uses. When the bumps and cuts and bniffes Onroome a little, regular, lire boy. Brooklyn Staadard-CnlM. t-j" SAVED IIIOM A DANKER THAT kum:ts us all. Mamtact ure ra of the Great Sierra Kid ney and Liver Cure Ge.nti.emen: Uend to you this tostl monlal, and consider It no moro than my duty. I have given your Great Sierra Kidney and Liver Cure a fair trial. Alv Kinney- were in a very bad condition. verKlng on to Bright' disease and strong i symptoms of diabetes. 1 had severe pains ; In tny back; my water was very much 1 discolored, with heavy sediment! Since J u-ing your truly wonderful remedy all I uiese irouuies Have ceased, and I consider mvself saved from a very dangerous as well as troublesome disease. Your al uable remedy I can recommend to all that suffer from kidney, bladder or liver troubles. Faithfully yours, John J. Lennox, 115 Eighth street, San Francisco Cal. PERSECUTED EDITORS. now the Crrinun Authorities l'unlsh thi Crliuu of OMellvlvc Opinion. Gorman editors aro so accustomed to being arrested, fined and imprisoned, that tlioy usually accept their sharo of imperial discipline) without protest or complaint. Tho Gorman jour nalist, said tho Vossischo Zcltung rn cently, is constantly doing an egg daneo between "gross misdemeanor" on ono sido. nnd "Insult of majesty" or "dis respect of Stato institutions" on tho othor. Two cases of brutal abuse of editors imprisoned for political oilenses in Germany liave, howover, roused a storm of indignation in all tho radical newspaper ofllcos of Germany and Aus tria. Herr Boshart was editor-in-chief of tho Gotha Gazette, a radical daily in Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha. Ho was a keen nnd courageous writer, and consequently bad no ond of troublo with tho little princoling of his province. Somo time ago he was condemned to imprisonment for tho fifth or sixth time, and was incar cerated in tho Ichtershausen peniten tiary near Erfurt. Thero ho was bar barously maltreated. A few weoks after tho beginning of Ills confinement, his wifo was admitted to him. She found him with head and face close shaven, and in tho cast-olL patched and un washed prison suit of tho previous occu pant of his cell. When ho percoived the horror of his wifo on account of his piti able appoaranco ho began to weep. She begged him to drj' his Jears. Ifo an swered that ho could not, as tho jailor had taken away all his handUerchiofs. Ho had also been doprived of all his lin en, underclothes and overgarments, as well as of soap, towels, brushes and slippers. Although ho had nn abund ance of money, tho privilege of all othor prisoners to buy a placo at tho keopor's tablo was denied to him. Fran Boshart was carefully watched throughout her visit in her husband's coll in order that she might bo provented from leaving with him any articlo of comfort. Tho Eiberfoltler Freio Presso tolls a story of similar abuses in tho caso of August Bolgor, editor and proprietor of tho Westphalian Workingmen's Gazotto. Bolger was Imprisoned last summer un der tho drag-not press law, which con templates "gross misdemoanor." Whon his term was about to expiro ho was brought in chains to court in Dortmund to got another dose of imperial justice. Tho insulting of a policeman and disro spoetof Stato institutions woro tho now charges against him. Ho was found guilty andsontonced to ono month moro. Herr Bolgor had boon unablo to tell any ono outside of prison concerning his life in confinement, and so dospito tho pro tests of tho court ho partly freed his mind of tho complaints that had boon accumulating in it over since he began "doing timo." Ho was shaved clean, ho said, his hair was cut close, and ho was put into a convict's unwashed suit, al though men in tho samo prison for fel onious assaults woro permitted to wenr a beard and their own clothes. Ho was kopt in solitary conflnomont without a word to read. Whon ho complained tho turnkey would givo him a pile of stock ings to darn. Lottors that ho wroto to his wifo woro overlooked by prison offi cials, and overy lino roforring to tho maltreatment ho wus suiforing was stricken out. Tho roost aggravating fcaturo of tho maltreatment of Boshart and Bolgor was that it was unlawful, and could take placo only with tho connivanco of high officials who could havo no iutorost in aiding and approving sueh acts of bar barity unless thoy had been inspired by RUDorior authority. Scrofula " In 18S7 my son, 7 years old, had a white swell Iuk come on his rlRht let? below tho knee, which became very much swollen and painful, ami contracted tho musclca io that lilsleK was drawn up at right angles. 1'hyslclnus failed to help him materially, and I considered him A Confirmed Cripple. I was about to take him to Cincinnati for an op eration, expecting his leg would have to betaken ofT, and began giving him Hood's garbaparllla In order to get up Ids strength. The medicine woko up bis appetite, anil soou piece of lxmo were discharged from the sore. Wo continued with Hood'fiHBrsnpnrllln.as It seemed to bo doing him so much good, and tho discharge from the sore decreased, the swelling weut down, tho leg ttrnlghtcned out, and In a few mouths bo .had perfect uko of his leg. Ho now ruin everywhere, auil apparently 1 as well an ever." John I.. Mc MumtAY, Notary J'ubllc, Itaveiuwood, W, Va. Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists, fl; six for 15. i'rvpured only by 0. 1. HOOIl A CO., Lowell, Sins. IOO Doses Ono Dollar re oar BtUoauf. lick Hdsefc. CoottlpatUa. HaltrU. Llvsr OraphUnts. Uk tha s4 osrula raMr. SMITH'S BILE BEANS Cm lbt SMALL SIZB (40 HUM ksas to tha Wt Us). Thar ix tha bhi 0MTaMsti ssit all iK frloasr atlker IU, 2f oau sr bottia. kissing u..-,:iB5?jn aou (cwprs or Hxm(h I r. smith a Co.. Mtksnaf lis .- Bu LouU. Ms. tll illssi The number of. convictions In KiiKland for drunkenness last your was 151.4J5. Trulv England is a "tight little Isle." TUT ON THE ItHAKES If you find you an wins downhill In point of health. Falling treiiKth, Impaired digestion and nsslmllatlou are the marks of decline. Check thec and other indications of premature decay w Ith the urand vltallzer nnd roMratultig tonic, MoMottcr's Stomach Hitters. Heciutdug at the fountain head, the stomach, the Hitters remedies Its Inefficiency, corrects Its errots and sets It vigorously nt work. The digestive organ Is thus enabled to thoroughly f ciiarate Irom the food Its nutritive principles, which the blood assimilating. Is enriched. Thus Is the system nourished, and being nourished, strengthened, and abnormal waste of Its tissues stayed. Appe tite the power to rest well.a regular habit arc also re-established, and the various functions move once more In their natural and healthful groove. The Hitters, moreover, Is a specific for and pre ventive of malarial complaints, rheumatism, blllousucMi and kidney troubles. The man who gets Into the lawyer's hnnds Is generally both plalutitl' and defendant. HEADACHE AND D YSI'EI'SIA. ' William E. Rockwell, No. 512 West57lh street, New York, says; "I have beena martyr to bilious headache and djspepsla. Any indiscretion in del, overfatigue or cold brings on a lit of Indi gestion, to Ins follwed by a headache last ing two or thiee cliixw at a time. 1 think I must have tried "over twenty dillVrent remedies, which were recommended ns certain cures by loving friends lint it was no use. At last I thought 1 would take a simple course of purgation with Bhan IiltKTll's Pil.l.s. For tm llrt week 1 took two pills every night. thn one pill for thirty nights In llint. time I gum d three pnuifds in weight, nnd never have had an ache or a pain since." Disea-e in one part of the body will eventually (111 the whole body with di suse. Every jear or two homiq part tf the system grows weak, and b'gins to decay. Such part should be removed at once, and new matter be allowed to take Its place. There's no need rf cuttiiiK it out with a -urgeon's scalpel. 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Never cast pearls before sw ine. Pearls aro not very fattening. America's Ciimr. finest -"Tansill's Punch" THE OREAT ENGLISH REMEDY, BEECHAM'S PILLS For Bilious and Nervous Disorders. "Worth Guinea a Box" but sold for 25 Cents, BY AM. IMUJGGIHTH. StOP tl Chronic Cough Now! For !f vnu it n nnt It mnv hiwvitnn nnn . j suinptho. For Consumption, Scrofula, General Debility anil .loafing JUseatei, thero Is nothing llko SCOTT'S Fmulsion Of Pure Cod Liver Oil and HYPOPH08PHITES Of Zjtma nnd CSocIa. Tf la lmn.t na nnl.lntil. no mIII. T." u I . .v ......wow h. jiuinuiutu an num. i m I bettor than othor ao-cnllod Emulsions. I A wonderful Hush producer. Scott's Emulsion j Thero aro poor Imitations. Get the genuine, HORSE NAILS. We offer to close out stock of 1,'JOO boxes Horso Nails as follows' t. Ks, Us. 10s at 11 cents pound to the trade or to borseshocrs; Cs and 7k (few boxes only), 12)5 cents. They aro the Judson make, t ho best in tho world, and no morn will bo manufactured. 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Dr. Darrln, having just returned from Europe, will treat eyes from fiitemberilJ to October -I only. All tlione v ho nre'thus alllictcd, take notice. A Few ISrferencen N'niiic of Ciim Cured of C."ro K) . ftHs Fula Grepg, Seattle, Wah. MNs Lillie Quentnl, Tncotna, Vnb. Miss l.ucy Morgan, Monmouth. Or. .1. H. Tlchenor'- girl. Sa em, Or. Mis Fannie Kennedy, alia AVal'a, Wash. Mr. Shea's girl, 34S Columbia street, Portland. M s. M. Uebes' son, 1111 Wntcr street, Portland. U. Ahlf, 100 Xorth Fourteenth street, Portland Mis- Sophia Gllrlc, 111 Market street, Punlnnd Uross-ejed since birth. Andrew Anderson, J'ort Townsend, Wash. UroHS-eyt (1 from pnrahsls of the outer muscles of the eye; cured by ono op eration 1 he. alnjve are only a few names selected front a list of hundreds who hao been successfully treated by Dr. Darrln. No charg- is iniuli' unless tho cure ii perfect, and the treatment is almost pa nless. Dm. Dnrrlii's l'luro of llnnlnen. Dr. Darrln can 1 consulted dnlly at tho Washington building, corner Fourth and Washington streets, Portland. Hours 10 to 5: evenings, 7 to 8; Sundays, lit to 12. All chronic diseases, blood taints, irregularities of women, loss of vital power ami early indts. cretlons permanently cured, though no references aro ever made in tho press con cerning such cases, owing to tho delicacy of the patients. F .laminations free to all, and circulars will be sent free to any ad dress. Charges for treatment according to patient's ability to pay. All private diseases confidentially treated and cures guaranteed. Patients at a distance can be cured by home treatment. Medi cines and letters sent without tho doctors' name appearing. giticura aby Humors. 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THE FAT AND DOMESTIC STOCK DEPARTMENT Will open September 25 nnd elope October 2. ?5,500 Ih offered in cash premiums in this department. Stock Department open to vlaitorH from 0 A. M. until 5 p. m. Kxpo nition from 1 i. M. until 1U I. M. One adtnlnaion ticket admits to b ith. Price, adults, 50 cents; children, 25 cents. Reduced rates ou all transportation lines leading to Portland. For information address K. W. ALI.EN. Sttpt. and Sec'y. ALWAYS IN If you wunt a first-class mnchino, do not purchase until you have looked up tho record of tho "Advance," as it is the only machine .in the market that will givo ahsoluto satisfaction. Send for deBcrijitivo cata logue to Z. T. Wright, General Agent, Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon, Also dealor in General Machinery and Supplies. ogrnphers of both sexes, attribute their success to a course at the Portland Busi ness College, Portland, Oregon, or the Capital Business College, Salem, Oreijoti. Both are under the management of A. 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Dept. of California, and other deiartiuent ottlclals. r A TP C Ikl C talued Fees mod JT M I EbHI I O erale Inf.rmation a da Ice FltKK. J. It. i,:TTKM.,opp. ratO"tOf- flee. Wash ne on. I). C. mention Mi i paper). PENSIONS! N!sAW Apply to JULO H. STKI'IIKNS A CO., Attorneys, 1411) F street, Washington, D. C. brunch otllecs Cleveland, Detroit, Chicago. 1890. CLOSES OCTOBER 25. THE LEAD, THE THRESHERS, 1 Engines, Horse Powes, Self-Feeders and Strawstackers. THAT CAN UK UH11 I'.ViJKY 1AV 13 the kind thnt pays, bcorcs of vouhl' business men. nnd luiti- clredH of book-kecnors ntul sten- Hdy they polish foe a. II cleaning up frnfrffiinr U VUN I rn.rn.M0 m. iiiivm Ksm r - nam m. mil TTTvvvi JACOBS 0ll CO m Cures BALL HURTS, CUTS, CO m CO o SPRAINS, BRUISES, RHEUMATISM. OF MEN ANO TIIKIK :TREATMENT: BY LOCAL ABSORPTION THE LA SALLE REMEDIES. For all forms of nervous wate, decav, ex haustion and debility, whether due to diseases of certain organs or not. Also the new and direct method 'of arresting abnormal urinary discharges and restoring to the Impotent their departed vigor. Successful Where All Else Has Failed. The La Salle Method and Its Advantages. Our iireiiaratlous aro called "Tho I.u Sallo Itemedles,' from the fact that we procured tho original formula of the celebrated Dr. I.a Sallo of l'arls. under guarantee that rhnuld we think proper to introduce at any time his remedies to 1 the American public we should do so under that title. 1 Some ears ago Dr. I.a Sallo conceived the idea I of treating nervous and seminal diseases hy reciai mcuicaiiou, ueiieving ne wouiu gam tno following advantages: (1.). Application ot tho drugs directly to tho scat of the diseases. (J.) Avoidance of digestion and neutraliza tion of the active medical agents.thcrc belugno stomach drugging. (.) Tlie patient can cure himself at very lit tle expense without any physician. (t.) Their uso requires no change of diet or ol the ordinary pursuits of life. (ft.) They are absolutely harmless, (fi.) Close aniiroacli to tho lower anerturcs ol emergence of the spinal nerves from tho verte bral column, and hence ease of penetrating to ine nervous itiild ami matter ol tli spinal cord. Feeble men. whose strength Is Invtmlrcd. will find a sure and permanent cure In Dr. Iai SiiIIq's. remedies. TIIH liA SAM. I? HOLDS. The word IlnUif Is a Latin name, and means large pill. In tho preparation of tho La Sallo Holus wo uo t lie best cocoa butter Tor holding and pre serving the various drugs, thus making their in troduction a very easy matter. They pass Into tho rectum with tho most per leet ease by menus of a little prcsstiro from tho linger. This method of treatment leaves behind no traces to excite tho curiosity of any one. DIhciimi'h of the Kldni'yH, lllnddi'r, l'ros tutc Cllund -Tliclr Treatment nnd Cure Without Mtnmiioli JMcdlcatlim. 8 MfTOMH. Kreiiuent urliiatlon.rislng at night to urlnato; iialu or scalding In passing water: dribbling of urine after completing the act; en largement of tho prostate gland; llright's Dis ease of the Kidneys. Tho most decided benefit Is derived by placing theso remedies right at tho sjiot where they will do tho most good. When tin-Dolus Is Introduced Into tlie rectum It rests directly at tho neck of tho bladder. Price Tor a Full Course of Treatment, $10. For further information address DR. H. TRESKOW. S22 llrmiittviir. Nciw York. JHE SMOKER Will hate r.o other Jobacco Who once tries " SEyL OF ORT GAROLINyX Plug Gut. Jhis Is the secret of its Immense sale. t m vii j.vj. j.i.nmx. in ui j.iiiv j i Men's Suits to Order S20 to S40. Men's Pants to Order, 95 to 9 1 0. Pit Ktiiiraiiti'cil. Semt I fonts In Miiini'H for nniiiilea auil rules for itclf-iiivuauremuiit. ARTHUR KOHN, CLOTHIER, HATTER, TAILOR, coiinkh or Hoconil uuil Storrlnoii Hta., lMIKTUMI, OH. 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