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Delights of Literature. First Sweet Girl-That Is just a perfectly lovely book you loaned me, so full of ilelMit ful mystery, I'm just enchanted with it. Second Sweet Girl-I n't it sweet f How far havo you goU "To tho place where Eleanor is bidding good-by to her relatives on her death bed." "Oh, she. don't die." "Sho don't r "No. Sho get? w ell nnd marries the youn doctor." "How charming 1 Hut sho was encased to her cousin P "Ho marries BInnchc." "Dear met Then what becomes of ArthurP "Ho marries Adelle." "Isn't it lovely I But Adelle is engaged to GynnedcP "Ho dies; falls from his horse. The horso was purposely scared by n vengeful wilet who afterward commits a regular murder and" "Yes, I know; gets hung. That's in tho last chapter. I looked over that, but I couldn't imagine what interest there was in a valet Some authors nowadays make the last chapter miserably uninteresting." "Yes, isn't it mean? Let's go over to Annio Blank's a moment. She's going to let me havo ono of her looks and sho said if I'd run over this afternoon she'd bo through with it and could tell mo all about it." Omaha "World. Cannot Expect Too Much. Sho (after the theatre) I see that straw berries aro on tho bill of fare, George. Ho (nervously) Yes; but they aro very sour at this season of tho year. She Of course; but I think I will take a few, oven if they aro sour. Ono cannot ex pect strawberries to bo at their best in March, you know. Life. An Indian Hoy's Composition. Hero is a composition written by Fred Big Horse, a smart 13-year-old Sioux boy, who has been a year or two at tho Indian school at Carlisle, Pa. Fred is evidently cut out for a newspaper humorist. Tho title of tho com position is "Monkeys," and thi3 is what he writes about them: "Thero aro many kinds of animals. Monkeys and monkeys, etc. Tho monkeys aro very much like n monkey, too. The monkeys can climb a treeliko a monkey. 'Thoy havo long fingers like u monkey. Tho monkeys havo long tails and long bodies like a monkoy. Thoy often play a merry gamo and sing a merry song like a monkey. Onco upon a timo my friend and I wero young men that timo wotook a trip wo started off from Dakota and away wo went and then w e went to South America. Thero we saw tho monkeys and monkeys everywhere on tho trees screaming and chattering everywhere on tho trees. Thoy were very cheerful liko monkeys. We saw all kinds of monkeys in South America; we caught a ship load ot them and brought them back to the United States and sold them for so much money. Then wo took tho money to buy a big balloon and it blow away. Then wo had no monkeys, no money and no balloon." Now York Sun. Two Quarts of Chows. An Ashland avenuo man so often sounded in his wife's ears praises of the clam chowder which he bought at down town restaurants that tho ambitious woman determined to learn tho secret of clam chowder making and provido her husband with his favorite deli cacy on his own table. So she asked him ono day for somo information concerning tho compounding of a chowder. "First," said ho, "you'll want some clams." "Yes; but .how many, dear?" Well, our family is small, and I think a quart of clams would do." "And how nbout tho chowderP "(Jb, yes," explained the wicked husband, hiding his smiles behind his cofTeo cup; "of course you'll need somo chows. I think about two quarts of chows would bo right." And so the innocent llttlo woman went to bor grocer and called for ono quart of clams and two quarts of chows; and now clam chowder is a tabooed subject in that house hold. Chicago Herald. It Worked. A boy suffering from an aggravated case of hiccoughs entered a Fulton str-t market this morning. "What's tho mattor?" said tho marketman. " "I hie got hie tho hio hie hiccoughs." "You havo, eh? Where's that $ 'J bill that was on the desk when you went out this morningP angrily inquired tho butcher, for tho boy had been in tho market earlier. "I didn't see no $3 bill," nnswered tho boy, who began to turn pale. "Let mo see your pockets." Tho boy emptied his pockets, but thero was no bill there. "I gnefs I must havo been mistaken about tho bill," said tho marketman, with a smile. "IIow'3 jour hiccoughs?" "Tbey'ro gone," replied tho boy. Tho euro had workod to a charm. Albany Journal. Hut It's Plain Enough oit. I lost a very little word Only the other day; A very naughty llttlo word I had not meant to say, Bays Alice Wellington Rollins in Wido Awake. If it wcro not for this w should novsr havo known that Mrs. Rollins fell down. Somervillo Journal In Dnngcr of Congestion. Grafton Cholly, I can't seo what makes my head f?el so dweadfully swelled. Ton honah, I feel as if my vewy veins would burst, Howard Wcally, Algy, it's 'causo you wear such awfully tight shoes; caases it wush of bwnins to tho head, ye know. Judge. C. O. I. Sharp Husband Been shopping all day, you say? Sharper Wife Ever since- breakfast 'Why, I hadn't but fifty cents to givo you ' this morning." "That was plenty. I never pay moro than that for lunch." Omaha World. JUn'i llest Friend. First Dog There comes n policeman with a gun. Second Dog That's so. Theso people around hero better loc c out. Omaha World. How It Worlii, Usually. Fi Kt What's that on this dish 1 .1 ItatIVion. Let jet in our bole . i, tbofuu when tL cat find It. Oai. orid. ANOTHEK UltUGOIST SPEAKS. MAncn 24, 1S00. Manufacturers of the Great Sierra Kid ney and Liver Cure. Gentlemen: I notice a great increase, in the sales of your remedy, and judge that by the repeated calls for It that It gives entire and complete satisfaction to ihe parties using it. U is the best selling Kidney and Liver Cure that I handle in stock. Respectfully yours, John Wm. Salter, "415 Mission street, corner of Twenty-first, San Francisco, Cal. DECLINE OF COURTESY. Why American Men Are Forgetting tha Uraclou Arts or Politeness. Your editorial on tho declino of cour tesy among men was a statement of fact, woll known and fully recognized dj every citizen of New York who has i occasion to use tho various transporta ! tlon linos from his homo to business, so ciety, oto. It can not bo denied that man's courtesy toward women is doclin ; Ing among Amoricans, and it is likely to declino still moro under present ad vantageous circumstancos. Hut oHect must bo proceded by cause, and, seeing the ollect, lot us search for tho cause. - You attribute tho declino of courtesy vory largely to tho widening of woman's sphere, making hor moro and moro a solf-roliant bolng, noithor noeding nor I asking nor caring for the protection and attention of man. While this may bo , truo to somo extent, it is only a small part of the underlying causo of this de ! ellno of courtosy in man. For tho main I and truo reason wo must look further; wo must look to woman to show tho causo. As you aptly say, "A troo is known by its fruit," so' lot us judgo men by their mothers. It is tho mothor who is neglecting tho culturo of cour tesy in hor children who is responsible for this lack of courtosy in man. It is a daily occurrence on tho Novated rail roads, in horse-cars, and ferryboats to seo ladios placing their childron in seats, to tho exclusion of other wotnon, who aro compelled to tand. Or you can seo a lady giving hor own seat to a lady with a small child; and then, just , as soon as tho next seat is vacated, tho child is deposited from tho lap into this empty seat, even though tho lady who gave up her seat may still bo standing. Is this inculcating tho proper dogreo of rospect, not to say courtosy and polito ness in tho young? Again, an Amorican woman troats courtesy in man so much as hor right that sho ofton forgets to thank ono for a seat or other courtesy, not oven deign ing to notice tho givor. It is not tho poor shop-girl, who gonorally smiles or bows an acknowledgment, who is at fault in this respect, but thoso richly drossed, with all tho outward signs of a "lady." Is man hor slave, or does sho not appreciate his consideration? Is it considerate for a lady to romain out, making hor socioty oalls, doing hor shopping, etc., until tho hour is at hand when tho largo mass of mankind is re turning homo, tired by a hard day's labor? Should she not bo at home at that hour, if only to wolcomo her hus band, father or brother from his work? Or is it any more considerate for a lady to saunter along tho busy thoroughfares of our metropolis, preventing business men, with urgent affairs on their hands and minds, from passing ahead? Is it. Indeed, so uncourt'eous to jostle such inconsidorato ladios asido in the rush and tear of business? Further, whon a man is so gallant as to hold ? door open tor tho lady behind him tho lady vory frequently passes through without taking tho door from him, compelling him to hold it for tho noxt lady, and so on, until somo gentlo man takos it from him. This is dono very ofton, rogardloss of tha fact that tho first gontloman may havo a lady with him, waiting for him, Is a man treated in this manner apt to grow moro courtoous toward woman? These aro a fow of tho vital causes conducive to a declino of courtosy in man toward woman. A courtosy or an act of gallantry becomes an act of impu denco tho vory momont it is not appro slated by tho intended rociplont, and if courtesies aro not worthy of 'acknowl edgement thoy aro not worth rocolving. -Cor. N. Y. Triuuno. I Am So Hungry Says Nearly Everyone After Taking A Few Doses of Hood's Sarsaparilla Tc fore BIlloninMi. ru idLCha. Corjitlpstlqa. Malaria. LlTir CcmpU. t. Us th nf ud cerul ttmHj, HMITli'S BILE BEANS Cm tha BM ALL C1ZB MO llttl baaas to tha bet tk L Tbr era tha matt oouTnlnt; tall all iM I rrtoa cf (liber ilia. 3S otou par bolUa. I MOOIIlU ptatltUtef IMj picture totlk wiu iseppwi or hui. J, F. SMITH AGO.. Malar af "kUa Baaaa." ftt. boate. Mo. 'MS At the Kaccs. Gentleman Sport (who bus not yet made uj his mind, grimly) lie who hesi tate?, they say, is lnt. llusted Stiort Yes; but. If lie keeps on IieslliitlnglonK enough, hlsiuoucy Isn't. TAKE CAltKt T1IEKE IS DAXOKK In allowing Inactivity of the kidneys to grow through neglect. The deadly shoal? of Hrlght's license and diabetes will wreck the goodly bark of health If It Is allowed to drift nnlderle!suon them. The bladder, too, If Innrtlve and judi cious medication does not speedily direct the helm toward the iort of safety, u 111 be whelmed by the quicksand of dlscnse. In selecting a diu retic let your choice fall upon Hostetter's stom ach Hitters, which stimulates the renal organs without Irritating and exciting them, twoetlW-ts to he apprehended (nun theuumedlcated stimuli largely retorted to. These have a tendency to react prejudicially. The Hitlers invigorate the kidneys and bladder, in common with the nerves and the digestive organs, and so afford lasting aid. It also atlbrds dual Hltauru In prevent ing and curing intermittent and remittent feer. Hlliousuess, constipation and rheumatism It also subjugates. How doth the little busy bee Improve tho passlug hours In gatlioring up the sweets of life And dodging all the s-ours. AN elkoant i'ackagk of fink gauds. Including 15 rare novelties, shapes and artistic imported oleogrnphic and chro matic cards. This largo and beautiful col lection sent by mall to any one who will do this: Buy a box of the genuine Dr. O. McLane's Celobratcd Liver Pills from any druggist, price 25 cents, and mail us the outside wrapper with your address, plain ly written, and 4 cents in stamps. The genuine McLane's Pills aro prepared only by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa., and have been in constant use for over sixty years. They are sujiorior to all others in purity and effectiveness. A certain cure for indigestion and sick headache. Ad dress, Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa. "Scott I It costs money to live." "Why don't you tile then?" " Doctors and undertakers are too blamed expensive." SYMPTOMS OF CONSUMPTION. William J. Shaiu'lks, Pout Oiiam, Aloiuus County, N. J., writes: "My business is lint of sharpening mine drills, and I am much exposed to smoke and gas. Abaut three years ago I began to havo a bad cough, with consider able indigestion and pains in my chest. My physician told me I had symptoms of consumption. By the advice of my father, anold friend of Dkanuiiktii's Pills, I com menced using that valuable remedy. By the time I had got through the second box I began to pass a very disagreeable humor or pus. I began to improve very rapidly after this, arid grow stronger and better every dav. My eough is now well. I sleep well at night, and havo no more indiges tion." If Adam had been born In these days he would have subdivided the Garden of Kdeu and put the lots up at auction. Coumis. "lirown'8 Bronchial Troches" aro a sure remedy for coughs and sore throat. 25 cents a box. Castles In the air do not bring in any rent, but they come high. " Did he stand for otllce?" had to lie to get It." "No; I believe ha Thero has never been anything discov ered that will equal Dobbins' Klectri. Soap for all household uses. It makes palntlook like newandclothesasiMt'te as snow. Our washwoman Hays it is a pleasure to use it. Ask your grocsr for it. The happy medium the one who hns not been exposed. BEECHAM'S PILLS cure SICK HEADACHE. 25 Cents a Box. OF at.t. DRUGGISTS. 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(v.M tnAliUtiiil Karl ConalrlfaW Writ then II 7U u&itr.flP rtm - UOIH, 1 ft? KI.KCTKIC1TY AND ITS KFFKCTS. AVhlle It Killed tlie Jlurilcrer Ketnntlrr, It t'ower tn Cure llene In Kqunlly hk Sure. j Electricity revivespncrpy.prlvcsstrenglh to purpose, calls up the reserve. Itcoiurs 1 tradunllyat ilrat, and right enough. It j must be met ha f way. C aims are not enough; proof Is the essential. Their 1 treatment gives that proof. l)r. Darrin's i electric treatment gives ttremzth, main-1 tains It, revives circulation, provides some-1 thing lit to circulate. It Is carried to the' diseased point, appropriated assimilate ). I The system responds, your pains vanish. 1 health returns. Head the testimony of two prominent people of ifnlem and Ore Ron City. How Klect rlclty Cured Itlieuniiitlsin, Salkm, Or.. August 1, 1S1U. Editor Orcifonian: This certifies that after a few treatm tits with Dr. Darrin's eleclro magnetic cure I was cured of rheu matism 111 HIV h fr ulinillilnp nf nlinnt tlvn years' staniling. It lias been aimot-t two t years since I was treated for the same, and have had no return of the complaint. 1 lit A WoitK.MAN. How Mr. Kly Was Cured liy Klectrlrlt) . j Mr. Editor: For two years past I have been Irmbled with catarrh in the throat and nose. I could scarcely breathe from the effects of It. Great pain in my foro head nnd eyes was a natural result. Through Dr. Darrin's electric and home treatment I am cured. Hefer to me at Or egon City. Duani: C. Kly. I)r. llarrln'ri l'luce of ltulnp. Drs. Darrln can be consulted dally at the Washington building, corner Fourth and Washington streets, 1'ortland. Hours, 10 to B; evenings, 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 to 12. All chronic diseases, blood taints, irregularities of women, loss of vital power and early indiscretions perma nently cired, though no references are ever made in the press concerning such cases, owing to the delicacy of the patients. Examinations freo to all, and circulars will lie sent free to any address. Charges for treatment according to patient's ability to pay. All private diseases conll dentially treated, and cures guaranteed. Patients at a distnnro can lie cured by home treatment. Medicines and letters sent without the doctors' name appearing. CONSUMPTION HU11KI.Y CUKKD. To tiik Editor: l'leao inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above named dheae. lly Its timely use thousands ot hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to mmkI two bottles of my remedy freo to any of your readers who havo coiisump tlen If they will send me their express and post ofllce address. Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM, M. C, 181 Pearl street, New York. rmnrn n w J (uticura M'i:ilY HUMOK OK TIIK SKIN AND PCAI.P 'j of Infancy and childhood, whether tortur ing, dlsliguriug, itching, burning, truly, orustcil, pimply or blotchy, vltli loss of hair, and every impurity of tho blood, whether simple, scrofu lous i r he'cdltarv, Is speedily, permanently and economically cured by the CUilcuitA Kkmkmkh, consisting of Cuticuka, the great skin cure, C'u tici'Ua Ho at, nn cMiiiisitCbkln purifier nnd In'an tiller, and t'l'Tieuiu Hksoi vknt, the new blood and skin purifier nnd greatest of humor reme dies, when the best physicians: and nil other remedies fall. Parents, save your children years of mental nnd physical sutl'erlug. llegln now. Delays are dangerous. Cures made in childhood nrc permanent. Hold everywhere. Price, Outicuiu, 80c; Foap, 25c; ltEsoi.vr.NT, $1. Prepared by Potter Drug nml Chemical Corporation, Huston, Mass. 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One bpx bM cured tha worst casts of ten years' ttaudlug. No one need snflVi ten minutes after using Kirk's German Pile Ointment It absorbs tumors, allays the Itching, acta as a poultice, gives relief. Dr. Kirk's German Pile Ointment Is prepared only for PIW-s and Itching of the private parts, and nothing else. Every box Is warranted. Bold by Druggist and sent by mall on receipt ot price, $1.00 per box. J. J. Mack A Co., Whole sale Agents, Kan Francisco. What you achieve I' due to pluck. Hut a friend's success Is alwavs " luck." ui'PTriti: ani ni.Ks crui:i). We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis eases without pains or detention from business. No cure, no pay: and no pay until cured. Ad dress for pamphlet Drs. l'orterflcld A lxsoy, SVS Market street, i-iill Kranclseo. Thy Okhmka for breakfast. Beware of Imitations ot the celebrated Seal of North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco. 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Uoth are under the management of A. P. Armstrong, have Bame courses of Bttuly, same rates of tuition. littsincss,Shorthnm1,Typcwrithiff, Penmanship ami Eng lish Departments. Write to cither for joint Catalogue and specimens of penmanship. e greyest burdens FES Burden W& by us ng3 AP O LI What would you give for a Friend who would talie half your hard worlc off your shoulder and do It without a murmur V What would yon give to find an anHlstant hi your housework that would keep pour floor nid walls clean, and your kitchen bright, ana yet new, grow ugly over the matter of hard work ? SapoJUt UjuM such a friend and ca.i be bought at all grocers, j 573ACOBS OR CURES PERMANENTLY SPRAINSjand STRAINS. Athletes 1'riilHtt It Highly. 6fi Mlnnrt St., Mm Frnncieo, I nl., ilny 3, 1 W7. Some t'rao co, while n member of tho Olympic Athletic Club, I sprained my knea severely nnd sintered i.gony, but wns speedily und completely cured by m Jneobx Oil. JOHN CiAltllCTT. Tuuiped from ICnglne. CM P. 17th St.. Umaliii, Neb , tept lSiS". I luinivd from 1111 engine In collision, and Mrnlncu my ankle very luully. 1 u.ed enncs for weeks. St. Jacobs Oil completely ciwd me. (l. KOKDKIU Vt Drtfoi.t ts Nn iFAU-r.i. THE CHARLES A. V0CELER CO.. Baltimore. Mfc Diamond Drill Work. The Paciflc Prospecting Co with Diamond Core Drill for oil, mineral or wa ter. Holes lmretl for ventilation or drainage. Agents for Diamond Drill . Machinery and Sup plies. Correspondence solicited. 213 Sim-, some Street, San Kranclseo. DR. LIEBIG'S "WONDERFUL Gorman Implor To Prnv.. tl Wonderful l'on-or a:id SiiH'rlrlty. A 1 llottlo will bo glcn or Sent 'r-o on aiipllratlon, por soniilly or by It-tier. Kvcry one knows that llrown-Sciiu.ird's Voritablo l.llxlr of Life was n failure, and that Dr. l.lrlilg's linlg tirntor N tho original and, only guuuluu Vltai LUlxhv tiik itrisox Tiioi-3sns oxnot oet ccnnnrf Chronlo, 1-rhalc, H-,vll Cuiti.lliiU, Nrriou. Ivlillltj, t'n. liUiraMVAtt, lxvs of Mduurj nu.t lUulioo-l, l.ltt-r, l.ua(. lU.Mrr, kMiif mnt PUiunch Tnmblf., Impiultlt-l of lh Mo-!, rlmplra, Port ftti.l olhrr Hkiu nim.r.. It ctwlnc to fc. rmltotl.-D cllul l'ro.lttorrb.ri with llun-.l!iel, blcti rvulrfiipvUI trtnttiirnt. UK. LIKllld S INVIlonATnnVv11thtn1riMtulTeiir for fttiore diM-aw-t tiuooliipllcntt-d llli l-n-.tatt-nliirx No. 2 rurt-l rro.taturthnra. lrke of ItolicorR(ir, ti, enw of ! It-tiln, flOi lmir.li lutlc, half j-tl.-r, Iiki to nifn rmt. IML 1.IKHH1 A CO. for IK-arlr A quutrr of ct-litur tar roa.li- a hcUH of l)i.ra.- of !riu l)lM-ap, howerrr to diKnl, prnlllr, tliorxuahlj-1 urf-t J n-rent ran-, lu a few Jti( IutrlrratoraHa.klllfullTtlTaU-.il charira mixlrrato. CoiKitltnllon Frif. Call or aMn-.., ()( Crarj Mrt, flaav rraarUro, tl. Trlrata vatraoco, 4iU Uaaoa titrtYU CAUTION.! ArnM pafkagra of potonon not. truiiK, who niakrr ire aa tinrell- hli anil iitiaklltfnl itihx ptuu1u, RiiarBntrrlntt cur rr f. or nrTtriurt to rrfuoJ. ItouUUi-Cflu-J git lilt. I.IUIUO a 1NV1UOIIATUIU 10,000 1 AGENTS S hlJorrt!ft,the.r nVinl'-'r of Dft CRONI1M. Ulvlng a full anil completo acrountor the conpnlmcr. niunlpr.iltiMTcryoftLol,ody,amwts,coroiier'lnQUPit.' tho trial anil vortUt-t. Tlio bookooalalmorar 100 lllailra. tloaat. OnoUra-n linio. volume of alioiitftfOpna-es. prlco j.l, l.o. OI TVITN HIW HK1IIT. Ht-rtd. at one, ticenta ' ,f:i',-,.,,l'-" ""'".iin-ti-t-rTru. i uiBjsinscn&nraot robUbn,Iuil-Ui JatkioaBlreaa.'taltaja, IlL STEINWAY KKAMIOH, HARI . w V t BKACH.0abl8T.R0 nlah Pianos; BurdettUrarana. Hand lustrum aaw, Largest , atock of Sheet Mualo and Book. Band! "PPi'oa ai eastern iTlors. JUATTIUAJi kY CO. KM I'oat Streat. Baa rraaolMW. -poll t'UIMl1 lltKI(.A'l'l:i LANDS or HOMKrf on the beautiful nralrles ot Texas address Fkank I.kiu'II, "Tho" Land Agent, San Augelo, Texas. JHE SM0KIJ? Will have ro other Jobacco Who orce tries. "SEL OF JWRTJi GA0L.INy Plug Gut. Jhis is the secret of its Immense sale. THE LEAD, THE fiDVflHCE THRESHERS, Engines, Horse Powes, Self-Feeders and Strawstackers. THAT CAN UK USUI) HVKRY WAY IS the kind that pays. Scores of yottiit; business men, and hun dreds ofljook-kceners and sten a cn lessen ' Ibis sol id ca.kc of-scounngso5.fi used for clea.nind purposes
