The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, August 28, 1890, Image 5

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    Delights of Literature.
First Sweet Girl-That Is just a perfectly
lovely book you loaned me, so full of ilelMit
ful mystery, I'm just enchanted with it.
Second Sweet Girl-I n't it sweet f How
far havo you goU
"To tho place where Eleanor is bidding
good-by to her relatives on her death bed."
"Oh, she. don't die."
"Sho don't r
"No. Sho get? w ell nnd marries the youn
doctor."
"How charming 1 Hut sho was encased to
her cousin P
"Ho marries BInnchc."
"Dear met Then what becomes of ArthurP
"Ho marries Adelle."
"Isn't it lovely I But Adelle is engaged to
GynnedcP
"Ho dies; falls from his horse. The horso
was purposely scared by n vengeful wilet
who afterward commits a regular murder
and"
"Yes, I know; gets hung. That's in tho
last chapter. I looked over that, but I
couldn't imagine what interest there was in
a valet Some authors nowadays make the
last chapter miserably uninteresting."
"Yes, isn't it mean? Let's go over to
Annio Blank's a moment. She's going to let
me havo ono of her looks and sho said if I'd
run over this afternoon she'd bo through
with it and could tell mo all about it."
Omaha "World.
Cannot Expect Too Much.
Sho (after the theatre) I see that straw
berries aro on tho bill of fare, George.
Ho (nervously) Yes; but they aro very
sour at this season of tho year.
She Of course; but I think I will take a
few, oven if they aro sour. Ono cannot ex
pect strawberries to bo at their best in March,
you know. Life.
An Indian Hoy's Composition.
Hero is a composition written by Fred Big
Horse, a smart 13-year-old Sioux boy, who
has been a year or two at tho Indian school
at Carlisle, Pa. Fred is evidently cut out for
a newspaper humorist. Tho title of tho com
position is "Monkeys," and thi3 is what he
writes about them: "Thero aro many kinds
of animals. Monkeys and monkeys, etc. Tho
monkeys aro very much like n monkey, too.
The monkeys can climb a treeliko a monkey.
'Thoy havo long fingers like u monkey. Tho
monkeys havo long tails and long bodies like
a monkoy. Thoy often play a merry gamo
and sing a merry song like a monkey. Onco
upon a timo my friend and I wero young
men that timo wotook a trip wo started off
from Dakota and away wo went and then w e
went to South America. Thero we saw tho
monkeys and monkeys everywhere on tho
trees screaming and chattering everywhere
on tho trees. Thoy were very cheerful liko
monkeys. We saw all kinds of monkeys in
South America; we caught a ship load ot
them and brought them back to the United
States and sold them for so much money.
Then wo took tho money to buy a big balloon
and it blow away. Then wo had no monkeys,
no money and no balloon." Now York Sun.
Two Quarts of Chows.
An Ashland avenuo man so often sounded
in his wife's ears praises of the clam chowder
which he bought at down town restaurants
that tho ambitious woman determined to
learn tho secret of clam chowder making and
provido her husband with his favorite deli
cacy on his own table. So she asked him
ono day for somo information concerning
tho compounding of a chowder.
"First," said ho, "you'll want some clams."
"Yes; but .how many, dear?"
Well, our family is small, and I think a
quart of clams would do."
"And how nbout tho chowderP
"(Jb, yes," explained the wicked husband,
hiding his smiles behind his cofTeo cup; "of
course you'll need somo chows. I think
about two quarts of chows would bo right."
And so the innocent llttlo woman went to
bor grocer and called for ono quart of clams
and two quarts of chows; and now clam
chowder is a tabooed subject in that house
hold. Chicago Herald.
It Worked.
A boy suffering from an aggravated case
of hiccoughs entered a Fulton str-t market
this morning. "What's tho mattor?" said
tho marketman. " "I hie got hie tho
hio hie hiccoughs." "You havo, eh?
Where's that $ 'J bill that was on the desk
when you went out this morningP angrily
inquired tho butcher, for tho boy had been
in tho market earlier. "I didn't see no $3
bill," nnswered tho boy, who began to turn
pale. "Let mo see your pockets." Tho boy
emptied his pockets, but thero was no bill
there. "I gnefs I must havo been mistaken
about tho bill," said tho marketman, with a
smile. "IIow'3 jour hiccoughs?" "Tbey'ro
gone," replied tho boy. Tho euro had workod
to a charm. Albany Journal.
Hut It's Plain Enough oit.
I lost a very little word
Only the other day;
A very naughty llttlo word
I had not meant to say,
Bays Alice Wellington Rollins in Wido
Awake. If it wcro not for this w should
novsr havo known that Mrs. Rollins fell
down. Somervillo Journal
In Dnngcr of Congestion.
Grafton Cholly, I can't seo what makes
my head f?el so dweadfully swelled. Ton
honah, I feel as if my vewy veins would
burst,
Howard Wcally, Algy, it's 'causo you
wear such awfully tight shoes; caases it
wush of bwnins to tho head, ye know. Judge.
C. O. I.
Sharp Husband Been shopping all day,
you say?
Sharper Wife Ever since- breakfast
'Why, I hadn't but fifty cents to givo you
' this morning."
"That was plenty. I never pay moro than
that for lunch." Omaha World.
JUn'i llest Friend.
First Dog There comes n policeman with
a gun.
Second Dog That's so. Theso people
around hero better loc c out. Omaha World.
How It Worlii, Usually.
Fi Kt What's that on this dish 1
.1 ItatIVion. Let jet in our bole
. i, tbofuu when tL cat find It.
Oai. orid.
ANOTHEK UltUGOIST SPEAKS.
MAncn 24, 1S00.
Manufacturers of the Great Sierra Kid
ney and Liver Cure.
Gentlemen: I notice a great increase,
in the sales of your remedy, and judge
that by the repeated calls for It that It
gives entire and complete satisfaction to
ihe parties using it. U is the best selling
Kidney and Liver Cure that I handle in
stock. Respectfully yours,
John Wm. Salter,
"415 Mission street, corner of Twenty-first,
San Francisco, Cal.
DECLINE OF COURTESY.
Why American Men Are Forgetting tha
Uraclou Arts or Politeness.
Your editorial on tho declino of cour
tesy among men was a statement of
fact, woll known and fully recognized
dj every citizen of New York who has
i occasion to use tho various transporta
! tlon linos from his homo to business, so
ciety, oto. It can not bo denied that
man's courtesy toward women is doclin
; Ing among Amoricans, and it is likely
to declino still moro under present ad
vantageous circumstancos. Hut oHect
must bo proceded by cause, and, seeing
the ollect, lot us search for tho cause.
- You attribute tho declino of courtesy
vory largely to tho widening of woman's
sphere, making hor moro and moro a
solf-roliant bolng, noithor noeding nor
I asking nor caring for the protection and
attention of man. While this may bo
, truo to somo extent, it is only a small
part of the underlying causo of this de
! ellno of courtosy in man. For tho main
I and truo reason wo must look further;
wo must look to woman to show tho
causo. As you aptly say, "A troo is
known by its fruit," so' lot us judgo
men by their mothers. It is tho mothor
who is neglecting tho culturo of cour
tesy in hor children who is responsible
for this lack of courtosy in man. It is
a daily occurrence on tho Novated rail
roads, in horse-cars, and ferryboats to
seo ladios placing their childron in
seats, to tho exclusion of other wotnon,
who aro compelled to tand. Or you
can seo a lady giving hor own seat to a
lady with a small child; and then, just ,
as soon as tho next seat is vacated, tho
child is deposited from tho lap into this
empty seat, even though tho lady who
gave up her seat may still bo standing.
Is this inculcating tho proper dogreo of
rospect, not to say courtosy and polito
ness in tho young?
Again, an Amorican woman troats
courtesy in man so much as hor right
that sho ofton forgets to thank ono for
a seat or other courtesy, not oven deign
ing to notice tho givor. It is not tho
poor shop-girl, who gonorally smiles or
bows an acknowledgment, who is at
fault in this respect, but thoso richly
drossed, with all tho outward signs of a
"lady." Is man hor slave, or does sho
not appreciate his consideration?
Is it considerate for a lady to romain
out, making hor socioty oalls, doing hor
shopping, etc., until tho hour is at hand
when tho largo mass of mankind is re
turning homo, tired by a hard day's
labor? Should she not bo at home at
that hour, if only to wolcomo her hus
band, father or brother from his work?
Or is it any more considerate for a lady
to saunter along tho busy thoroughfares
of our metropolis, preventing business
men, with urgent affairs on their hands
and minds, from passing ahead? Is it.
Indeed, so uncourt'eous to jostle such
inconsidorato ladios asido in the rush
and tear of business?
Further, whon a man is so gallant as
to hold ? door open tor tho lady behind
him tho lady vory frequently passes
through without taking tho door from
him, compelling him to hold it for tho
noxt lady, and so on, until somo gentlo
man takos it from him. This is dono
very ofton, rogardloss of tha fact that
tho first gontloman may havo a lady
with him, waiting for him, Is a man
treated in this manner apt to grow moro
courtoous toward woman?
These aro a fow of tho vital causes
conducive to a declino of courtosy in
man toward woman. A courtosy or an
act of gallantry becomes an act of impu
denco tho vory momont it is not appro
slated by tho intended rociplont, and if
courtesies aro not worthy of 'acknowl
edgement thoy aro not worth rocolving.
-Cor. N. Y. Triuuno.
I Am
So Hungry
Says
Nearly
Everyone
After Taking
A Few Doses of
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Tc fore BIlloninMi. ru idLCha. Corjitlpstlqa.
Malaria. LlTir CcmpU. t. Us th nf
ud cerul ttmHj, HMITli'S
BILE BEANS
Cm tha BM ALL C1ZB MO llttl baaas to tha bet
tk L Tbr era tha matt oouTnlnt; tall all iM
I rrtoa cf (liber ilia. 3S otou par bolUa.
I MOOIIlU ptatltUtef IMj picture totlk
wiu iseppwi or hui.
J, F. SMITH AGO..
Malar af "kUa Baaaa." ftt. boate. Mo.
'MS
At the Kaccs. Gentleman Sport (who bus not
yet made uj his mind, grimly) lie who hesi
tate?, they say, is lnt. llusted Stiort Yes; but.
If lie keeps on IieslliitlnglonK enough, hlsiuoucy
Isn't.
TAKE CAltKt T1IEKE IS DAXOKK
In allowing Inactivity of the kidneys to grow
through neglect. The deadly shoal? of Hrlght's
license and diabetes will wreck the goodly bark
of health If It Is allowed to drift nnlderle!suon
them. The bladder, too, If Innrtlve and judi
cious medication does not speedily direct the
helm toward the iort of safety, u 111 be whelmed
by the quicksand of dlscnse. In selecting a diu
retic let your choice fall upon Hostetter's stom
ach Hitters, which stimulates the renal organs
without Irritating and exciting them, twoetlW-ts
to he apprehended (nun theuumedlcated stimuli
largely retorted to. These have a tendency to
react prejudicially. The Hitlers invigorate the
kidneys and bladder, in common with the nerves
and the digestive organs, and so afford lasting
aid. It also atlbrds dual Hltauru In prevent
ing and curing intermittent and remittent feer.
Hlliousuess, constipation and rheumatism It also
subjugates.
How doth the little busy bee
Improve tho passlug hours
In gatlioring up the sweets of life
And dodging all the s-ours.
AN
elkoant i'ackagk of fink
gauds.
Including 15 rare novelties, shapes and
artistic imported oleogrnphic and chro
matic cards. This largo and beautiful col
lection sent by mall to any one who will
do this: Buy a box of the genuine Dr. O.
McLane's Celobratcd Liver Pills from any
druggist, price 25 cents, and mail us the
outside wrapper with your address, plain
ly written, and 4 cents in stamps. The
genuine McLane's Pills aro prepared only
by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa., and
have been in constant use for over sixty
years. They are sujiorior to all others in
purity and effectiveness. A certain cure
for indigestion and sick headache. Ad
dress, Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa.
"Scott I It costs money to live." "Why don't
you tile then?" " Doctors and undertakers are
too blamed expensive."
SYMPTOMS OF CONSUMPTION.
William J. Shaiu'lks, Pout Oiiam,
Aloiuus County, N. J., writes:
"My business is lint of sharpening
mine drills, and I am much exposed to
smoke and gas. Abaut three years ago I
began to havo a bad cough, with consider
able indigestion and pains in my chest.
My physician told me I had symptoms of
consumption. By the advice of my father,
anold friend of Dkanuiiktii's Pills, I com
menced using that valuable remedy. By
the time I had got through the second box
I began to pass a very disagreeable humor
or pus. I began to improve very rapidly
after this, arid grow stronger and better
every dav. My eough is now well. I sleep
well at night, and havo no more indiges
tion." If Adam had been born In these days he would
have subdivided the Garden of Kdeu and put the
lots up at auction.
Coumis. "lirown'8 Bronchial Troches"
aro a sure remedy for coughs and sore
throat. 25 cents a box.
Castles In the air do not bring in any rent, but
they come high.
" Did he stand for otllce?"
had to lie to get It."
"No; I believe ha
Thero has never been anything discov
ered that will equal Dobbins' Klectri. Soap
for all household uses. It makes palntlook
like newandclothesasiMt'te as snow. Our
washwoman Hays it is a pleasure to use it.
Ask your grocsr for it.
The happy medium the one who hns not been
exposed.
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cure SICK HEADACHE.
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It U tandaom! (Uted. anJ
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COMPANY,
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Retail Vtyut
M Sam FaiRCmao,
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY.
A Boarding and Day School for Boys,
The thirteenth year under present
Principal begins September !), lb'.K),
Graded courite of study; Instruction
thorough; discipline strict. Military
instruction under charge of V 8. Arm
olllcer dctatlrd for that purpose. No
bad boys admitted. Over 200 puplU last
year. Early application necessary. For
circular and lull Information nddress
the Principal, J. W. HIM., M .,
l". u. Drawer n. roriiBiw, ur,
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
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Highest market prlco i.ald for Hides, 1'elti
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PENSIONS
OLD CLAIMS
bettled
under NEW Law
Soldiers, Widows, rarents, lend for blank ap
plications and luforwatlon. 1'atrlck OTarrtll,
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KI.KCTKIC1TY AND ITS KFFKCTS.
AVhlle It Killed tlie Jlurilcrer Ketnntlrr,
It t'ower tn Cure llene In Kqunlly
hk Sure. j
Electricity revivespncrpy.prlvcsstrenglh
to purpose, calls up the reserve. Itcoiurs 1
tradunllyat ilrat, and right enough. It j
must be met ha f way. C aims are not
enough; proof Is the essential. Their 1
treatment gives that proof. l)r. Darrin's i
electric treatment gives ttremzth, main-1
tains It, revives circulation, provides some-1
thing lit to circulate. It Is carried to the'
diseased point, appropriated assimilate ). I
The system responds, your pains vanish. 1
health returns. Head the testimony of
two prominent people of ifnlem and Ore
Ron City.
How Klect rlclty Cured Itlieuniiitlsin,
Salkm, Or.. August 1, 1S1U.
Editor Orcifonian: This certifies that
after a few treatm tits with Dr. Darrin's
eleclro magnetic cure I was cured of rheu
matism 111 HIV h fr ulinillilnp nf nlinnt tlvn
years' staniling. It lias been aimot-t two t
years since I was treated for the same,
and have had no return of the complaint. 1
lit A WoitK.MAN.
How Mr. Kly Was Cured liy Klectrlrlt) . j
Mr. Editor: For two years past I have
been Irmbled with catarrh in the throat
and nose. I could scarcely breathe from
the effects of It. Great pain in my foro
head nnd eyes was a natural result.
Through Dr. Darrin's electric and home
treatment I am cured. Hefer to me at Or
egon City. Duani: C. Kly.
I)r. llarrln'ri l'luce of ltulnp.
Drs. Darrln can be consulted dally at the
Washington building, corner Fourth and
Washington streets, 1'ortland. Hours,
10 to B; evenings, 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 to 12.
All chronic diseases, blood taints,
irregularities of women, loss of
vital power and early indiscretions perma
nently cired, though no references are
ever made in the press concerning such
cases, owing to the delicacy of the patients.
Examinations freo to all, and circulars will
lie sent free to any address. Charges for
treatment according to patient's ability
to pay. All private diseases conll
dentially treated, and cures guaranteed.
Patients at a distnnro can lie cured by
home treatment. Medicines and letters
sent without the doctors' name appearing.
CONSUMPTION HU11KI.Y CUKKD.
To tiik Editor: l'leao inform your readers
that I have a positive remedy for the above
named dheae. lly Its timely use thousands ot
hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I
shall be glad to mmkI two bottles of my remedy
freo to any of your readers who havo coiisump
tlen If they will send me their express and post
ofllce address. Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM, M. C,
181 Pearl street, New York.
rmnrn n w J
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M'i:ilY HUMOK OK TIIK SKIN AND PCAI.P
'j of Infancy and childhood, whether tortur
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and skin purifier nnd greatest of humor reme
dies, when the best physicians: and nil other
remedies fall. Parents, save your children years
of mental nnd physical sutl'erlug. llegln now.
Delays are dangerous. Cures made in childhood
nrc permanent.
Hold everywhere. Price, Outicuiu, 80c; Foap,
25c; ltEsoi.vr.NT, $1. Prepared by Potter Drug
nml Chemical Corporation, Huston, Mass.
Send for " How to Cure Hlood nnd Skin Dis
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IP
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Dobbins' Electric Soap Is cheaper for you
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oner, you will always use it." Have youi
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210 FRONTST..SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
GENERAL. AGENTS.
Men's Suits to Order
S20 to S40.
Men's Pants to Order,
$5 to & I O.
Fit guaranteed. Fend cents In
Mumps for samples nnd rules for
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CLOTHIER, HATTER, TAILOR,
COKNKIt OF
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IMMITJ.ANH, OH.
Faber's Golden Female Pills..
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P ENSIONS! neo,mlsaw
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n A TPIITO obtalne . Kecsmod
rA I til I d trate. Information
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Onlce, Wathlngton, D. C. Mention thlt paper).
N. P. N. U. No. F. N. U. No. 420
M1TRK CUKK t'OK 1II.RH.
Bnro cure for blind, bleeding and itching Piles.
One bpx bM cured tha worst casts of ten years'
ttaudlug. No one need snflVi ten minutes after
using Kirk's German Pile Ointment It absorbs
tumors, allays the Itching, acta as a poultice,
gives relief. Dr. Kirk's German Pile Ointment
Is prepared only for PIW-s and Itching of the
private parts, and nothing else. Every box Is
warranted.
Bold by Druggist and sent by mall on receipt
ot price, $1.00 per box. J. J. Mack A Co., Whole
sale Agents, Kan Francisco.
What you achieve I' due to pluck.
Hut a friend's success Is alwavs " luck."
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Beware of Imitations ot the celebrated Seal of
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Rcntly yet promptly on tho Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses tho sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
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constipation ncrnianentlw For Bnlo
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may be needing It just now nnd scarcely be
aware of It. As a blood cleanser nnd purifier It
stands nt the head of the list. Kedlugtou A Co.,
wholesale agents, price 1. For sale by ttmttli'N
CunIi Ntorc, 11H Front St., N. '., tjul..
and all dealers lu medlclucs. Send for trial
bottlo nnd testimonials.
LADIES,
Send Stamp for Our Pamphlets.
We have something new which will novo
you trouble.
KIRKWOOD HARD RUBBER COMPANY,
Cor. Mnrket & Jont-H StN., 4Ui floor, room 121,
HAN FltANCIHCO.
I'rlce, 5. Lndy Agents Wautcd.
ALWAYS IN
If you wnnt a first-class mnchiiie, do not purcliaso until you havo
looked up tho record of tho "Advance," as it ia the only machine in tho
market that will givo ahsoluto satisfaction. Send for descriptive cata
logue to
Z. T. Wright, General Agent,
Foot of Morrison Stroot, Portland, Oregon,,
AIbo dealer in General Machinery and Supplies.
ographers of both Boxes, attribute their success to n course nt the Portland Busi
ness Collego, Portland, Oregon, or the Capital Business College, Salem,
Oregon. Uoth are under the management of A. P. Armstrong, have Bame courses of
Bttuly, same rates of tuition. littsincss,Shorthnm1,Typcwrithiff, Penmanship ami Eng
lish Departments. Write to cither for joint Catalogue and specimens of penmanship.
e greyest burdens
FES Burden
W& by us ng3 AP O LI
What would you give for a Friend
who would talie half your hard worlc off your shoulder
and do It without a murmur V What would yon give to
find an anHlstant hi your housework that would keep pour
floor nid walls clean, and your kitchen bright, ana yet
new, grow ugly over the matter of hard work ? SapoJUt
UjuM such a friend and ca.i be bought at all grocers, j
573ACOBS OR
CURES PERMANENTLY
SPRAINSjand STRAINS.
Athletes 1'riilHtt It Highly.
6fi Mlnnrt St., Mm Frnncieo, I nl., ilny 3, 1 W7.
Some t'rao co, while n member of tho
Olympic Athletic Club, I sprained my knea
severely nnd sintered i.gony, but wns speedily
und completely cured by m Jneobx Oil.
JOHN CiAltllCTT.
Tuuiped from ICnglne.
CM P. 17th St.. Umaliii, Neb , tept lSiS".
I luinivd from 1111 engine In collision, and
Mrnlncu my ankle very luully. 1 u.ed enncs
for weeks. St. Jacobs Oil completely ciwd
me. (l. KOKDKIU
Vt Drtfoi.t ts Nn iFAU-r.i.
THE CHARLES A. V0CELER CO.. Baltimore. Mfc
Diamond Drill Work.
The Paciflc Prospecting Co
with Diamond Core Drill for oil, mineral or wa
ter. Holes lmretl for ventilation or drainage.
Agents for Diamond Drill . Machinery and Sup
plies. Correspondence solicited. 213 Sim-,
some Street, San Kranclseo.
DR. LIEBIG'S
"WONDERFUL
Gorman Implor
To Prnv.. tl
Wonderful l'on-or
a:id SiiH'rlrlty.
A 1 llottlo
will bo glcn or
Sent 'r-o
on aiipllratlon, por
soniilly or by It-tier.
Kvcry one knows that
llrown-Sciiu.ird's Voritablo
l.llxlr of Life was n failure,
and that Dr. l.lrlilg's linlg
tirntor N tho original and,
only guuuluu Vltai LUlxhv
tiik itrisox Tiioi-3sns oxnot oet ccnnnrf
Chronlo, 1-rhalc, H-,vll Cuiti.lliiU, Nrriou. Ivlillltj, t'n.
liUiraMVAtt, lxvs of Mduurj nu.t lUulioo-l, l.ltt-r, l.ua(.
lU.Mrr, kMiif mnt PUiunch Tnmblf., Impiultlt-l of lh
Mo-!, rlmplra, Port ftti.l olhrr Hkiu nim.r.. It ctwlnc to fc.
rmltotl.-D cllul l'ro.lttorrb.ri with llun-.l!iel, blcti
rvulrfiipvUI trtnttiirnt.
UK. LIKllld S INVIlonATnnVv11thtn1riMtulTeiir
for fttiore diM-aw-t tiuooliipllcntt-d llli l-n-.tatt-nliirx No. 2
rurt-l rro.taturthnra. lrke of ItolicorR(ir, ti, enw of !
It-tiln, flOi lmir.li lutlc, half j-tl.-r, Iiki to nifn rmt.
IML 1.IKHH1 A CO. for IK-arlr A quutrr of ct-litur tar
roa.li- a hcUH of l)i.ra.- of !riu l)lM-ap, howerrr to
diKnl, prnlllr, tliorxuahlj-1 urf-t J n-rent ran-, lu a few Jti(
IutrlrratoraHa.klllfullTtlTaU-.il charira mixlrrato.
CoiKitltnllon Frif. Call or aMn-.., ()( Crarj Mrt, flaav
rraarUro, tl. Trlrata vatraoco, 4iU Uaaoa titrtYU
CAUTION.!
ArnM pafkagra of potonon not.
truiiK, who niakrr ire aa tinrell-
hli anil iitiaklltfnl itihx
ptuu1u, RiiarBntrrlntt cur rr f. or nrTtriurt to rrfuoJ.
ItouUUi-Cflu-J git lilt. I.IUIUO a 1NV1UOIIATUIU
10,000 1 AGENTS S
hlJorrt!ft,the.r nVinl'-'r of Dft CRONI1M.
Ulvlng a full anil completo acrountor the conpnlmcr.
niunlpr.iltiMTcryoftLol,ody,amwts,coroiier'lnQUPit.'
tho trial anil vortUt-t. Tlio bookooalalmorar 100 lllailra.
tloaat. OnoUra-n linio. volume of alioiitftfOpna-es. prlco
j.l, l.o. OI TVITN HIW HK1IIT. Ht-rtd. at one, ticenta
' ,f:i',-,.,,l'-" ""'".iin-ti-t-rTru. i uiBjsinscn&nraot
robUbn,Iuil-Ui JatkioaBlreaa.'taltaja, IlL
STEINWAY KKAMIOH, HARI
. w V t BKACH.0abl8T.R0
nlah Pianos; BurdettUrarana. Hand lustrum aaw,
Largest , atock of Sheet Mualo and Book. Band!
"PPi'oa ai eastern iTlors. JUATTIUAJi
kY CO. KM I'oat Streat. Baa rraaolMW.
-poll t'UIMl1 lltKI(.A'l'l:i LANDS
or HOMKrf on the beautiful nralrles ot
Texas address Fkank I.kiu'II, "Tho" Land
Agent, San Augelo, Texas.
JHE SM0KIJ?
Will have ro other Jobacco
Who orce tries.
"SEL OF JWRTJi GA0L.INy
Plug Gut.
Jhis is the secret of its
Immense sale.
THE LEAD,
THE fiDVflHCE
THRESHERS,
Engines, Horse Powes, Self-Feeders
and Strawstackers.
THAT CAN UK USUI) HVKRY WAY
IS the kind that pays. Scores of
yottiit; business men, and hun
dreds ofljook-kceners and sten
a cn lessen '
Ibis sol id ca.kc of-scounngso5.fi
used for clea.nind purposes