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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (July 24, 1890)
Uo-phy Wut Satan. In iho autumn of 1SC1, Morphy, then on his way to tho Confederal army near Manassas, was invited by thoRov. R. R. IJarrison, of Richmond, to spend tho evening with a number of other distinguished guests at his resi dence. After supper, while thevwero assembled in the parlors, attention was called to a colored engraving entitled Jen d Lchecs," which was hanging in tho room. It represented Satan, in 6tyl? and dress after tho German idea of Mophistopheles, engaged in a game of chess with a young man. The board lay on a tomb, and tho guardian angel of tho youth looked down with deep sadness and interest upon the pc Bition of tho pieces on tho board. Tho young man's pieces represented tho manly virtues, and many of them had already been captui-ed. Satan's pieces represented tho tempting vices. Tho position of tho pieces as shown in tho engraving, was one that had often been studied with caro by tho Richmond players, and tho young man's gamo was regarded as hopeless. Tho posi tion was set up in Morphy's presence, and ho asked if tho position was cor rect After careful comparision of tho position on tho boanl and in tho engraving, ho was answered in tho allirmatiyo. Morphy then remarked, in his quiet but always dignified man ner, that ho believed bo could take tho young man's position and win tho game. All those who knew anything of chess expressed surprise, but Mor phy vindicated his belief in a short time. IIo took tho young man's game and played against each gentleman in succession and won. Tho devil had no chaucoagainst tho genius of Paul Mor phy. New Orleans Picayune. Suggestive Hypnotism. A lady boarded car 212, of tho Franklin avenuo line, recently, and sat directly opposito tho stove. A gentleman was with her. After riding a block sho told her escort that tho heat of tho car was unbearable and at her suggestion they moved nearer to tho door. A passenger soon got on and tho conductor coining in tocollcct his faro sho asked him to open a venti lator. Ho did so, politely. Soon tho lady rapped on tho door with her um brella. "Pleaso turn tho damper in tho stove 1" said she. "Certainly, madam," said tho con ductor, and tho damper was turned. In a few minutes tho lady began fanning herself vigorously with a hymn book, and remarked that "Con ductors didn't seem to havoany judg ment about heating cars." At this juueturo tho conductor re entered tho car for another faro and tho lutlv said with asperity: "Conductor, I wish you would leave that door open. Tho heat from that stovo is positively depressing." "I am sorry to say, madam, but there has been no tiro in that stovo today," said tho conductor, and tho thermometer instantly fell twenty degrees. Brooklyn Eagle. Sending a Shuck. Among certain eastern nations tho Englishman is supposed, from tho suc cess with which lie uses certain simple remedies, to bo endowed with magic powers, as a "medicino man." It is not only tho peoplo classed as uncivil ized, however, who regard medicine as a black art, which can do anything. A woman recently visited tho ollico of a physician who has becomo cele brated for his successful uso of elec tricity in various diseases and in quired: "If anybody had headaches in tho back of their neck, and was so nervous they could flv, do you think your bat teries would help 'em?" "I might recommend electricity," said tho doctor; "but I must know more about your symptoms." "Bless you, they aren't my symp toms 1" "Then come another day with tht patient." "But I can't bring her." "Why not?" "Because she lives out west. I know you can telegraph that far, and I thought maybe you could set your bat teries to work on her." Youth's Com- , panion. Old Whirs in Savannah. Somo of tho oldest families hero havo Madeira nearly a century old. Ono gentleman has several lots of tho famous All Saints' Madeira, imported in 1791 and 17911, tho year of tho great liro in Savannah. Two pipes imported that year, one for tho great-grandfather of the Into William Gibbons and ono for the father of Nat Heyward, a prominent South Carolina planter. Tho night of tho liro ono pipe wus left under tho blulF by mistake, and tho other was burned upon the bay. Tho pipe under tho blull" was divided be tween Gibbons and Hcyward as tho only fair way of settling their loss. Tho gentleman who now has several lots of the wine bought it from Gib bons' and Heywaru's descendants eighty years after its division. Then thero'is the famous Hunter wine, im ported about tho samo time. Somo of it is still in tho hands of friends of tho family. Tho lato Mr. Do Kenno, who inherited somo of this wine, was often otl'ered $100a bottle for it Ono gentle man has over twenty lots imported from tho old Madeira houso of Newton Gordon from ISO-' to 1S30. Savannah was a largo wiuo importing port a cen tury ago. Savannah tGa.) News. Notr About u Illcli Man. John AVauamaker is playfully ?okeu of as John Moneymaker in hiladelphia, but his lifo is not all de voted to tho accumulation of weatlh. Hero aro somo authentic notes about hiin. His country place at Joukiu town is tho apple of ouo of his eyes. His flowers, his cattle, aud tho botiuti fving of tho placo absorb him as com- Slietely when out of town us business oes at the store. Ho entertains liber ally, and there is a luiil fellow free dom and jollity about him that are contagious. He lias a splendid col lection of roses and orchids, and his rhododendrons aro famous iu the adghborhootLPittsburif Bulletin. AMI STILL. TIIKY COME. San Francisco, January 2 IKK). Sierra Chemical Co. .Gkntlkmkx: Ihave been asuirercrfrom kidney complaints for neveial yearn, and hare used all kinds of medicine without , any apparent results or relief until my ' friend advised me and told me of the won j derful cures The Great Sierra Kidney and Liver Cure was accomplishing. 1 was in , dticed to buy one bottle but without much in in, ami to my surprise alter using mat. bottle I noticed such a great improvement that I kept on until I have n wused three bottles, and can safely say that I am en tirely cured and never felt l etter In my life. I wish to recommend this remedy to all sufferers from kidney and liver disor ders, for It will positively do ihwork. Very truly yours, L. II. Conx, At'nntic and Pacific Publishing Company, Hooin Til, St. Ann's building, ban Fran cisco, Cal. ! There Is only one thing more Mtter In life than being jilted lu love, Mini that Is a doe of qui nine. INFKItNA I. INOKNU1TV Could scarcely dovlte more excrucliitlng tor'ures than thoe of which ou mh? the evidences lu the face of a rheumatic or neuralgic nill'eier. The agonies nre the consequence of not chicking a rheum -die or neuralgic attack at the outset. 110 tetter's Stomach HUtiTS has been found by skillful medical practitioners to tiossess not only remeillHl, but defenslvi elllcney, whero those 111 sens s exist, or m tendency ti them Is exhlb- Ited. Surely this puissant but safe botaulu med icine, btariiiK, too, such high specific sanction, is better thau the poisoes oft n employed, but most un-Hfe, not omy lu eontliuiMiice, but In la- o ittd doses. The blood Is deplliKted thorough ly from the rheumatic virus, and 'he nerves, slightly impurgud upon, saod from ultimate and direful throes ' y this benlwn, saving nieal elue, which likewlsn exhibits marked etllcacy for maUria, kidney complaints, dyspepsia, cou- ' stipatlon uud liver complaint. Wanted A job of work d' ue on a public stn et without drawing a crowd to watch by the hour to see how the laborers are getting along, A VA 1.1'A HI. K ItKMKDV. H' n. Kdmund L. Pitts, the late Presi dent of theN'ew York State Senate, writes Stati:okM:w ouk,Si:nati:Ciia.miikh, Ai.HANY, larcii 11, i-to. 1 have used Au.cock's Pohous Pi.as- tkiis in my family for the pat live years. .v' iW' TnlZr a I'.Vld remedy and ell, ct great cures. 1 wouh not be withi'tit them. 1 have In several instances Kiven some to fiiinds sull'ering wim weiiK ano lame nacKs, aim iney nave Invariably alibi ded ceitain aud speedy re lief. They i an not be too highly com inendtd. THE TAILOR'S COMMENT- Ho lias to Credit His Customer to Keep tho Trade. Which Is llurd to Get. "Fine custom tailoring: is not what it used to be," said a Brooklyn man in the business to an Eaglo reporter, "and tho big houses aro just driving us to tho wall. 1 suppose it is the samo in everything else, but, of course, you know our trade is the first to sutler from competition of that kind." "How is that?" . "I am surprised that you ask mo . such a question," replied tho tailor, j slightly elevating his eyebrows. ' "when you should know, if you do not, that wo must get a largo profit on a custom made suit of clothes to mako any money. Why? Because there has been an unwritten law from time immemorial which allows a man to pay his tailor's bill last of all. Now, a person can't get credit to any amount in ono of tho oig establishments. If ho orders a suit at such a place he must leavo a deposit, and tho bolnnco is do- mnrwlfvl wlisn tlin 0nthps ni-n lfliv- ered. On the other hand, a tailor who ! has a small shop must cater to his cus tomcrs by allowing credit. row, in these times of sharp competition, high rents and heavy expenses for skilled labor, you will seo that it takes tho profit upon a great many suits of clothes to pay running expenses and lav up something for dull times. When there was less competition wo could get along, but now, besido tho big establishments whero they can get up a suit of clothes for almost nothing, there are innumerable shops whero they sell fashionablo looking clothes imitations of tho clothes wo keep, of course for just about half tho money wo can sell the real goods for. In for mer years, tho fino custom tailors and tho ready made stores monopolized the business. Neither interfered with tho trade of tho other, and consequently wo had a certain hold on our custom ers, who, in order to get now clothes of us, would pay their bills rather than bb foi-ccd into buying ready mado garments. Now they leavo our bills unpaid and go to ono of tho cheap custom stores, pay cash for in ferior goods, and then como back and tell us how exorbitant our prices are. Why, it's enough to drivo a man crazy sometimes. Yes, tho better class of small tailoring shops aro being driven out of business, and it's too uad, for tho establishments that aro driving them out aro doing a much inferior kind of work. Tho great object with them is to mako up and sell fashion ablo goods at a low figure. Now, I will not say that tho material they uso is all skoddy far from it It is sur prising for what a small sum they can sell reallv good clothes. How do they do itf Well, in tho first place, they rely to a great degree upon transient trade. Secondly, tho credit system is tabooed and they get cash for their goods. Thirdly, they nay tho lowest wages i6ssiblo to their lielp. Fourth ly, they do not pretend to put tho finish on their goods that a first class tailor does. A man argues in this way when he patronizes ono of theso shops: IIo says to himself: 'I havo been pay ing $10 for trousers, whilo hero is n man who says ho can get mo up a Eair equally good for $S. I know that o can tdo'it, but I also know that for lit anl appearance his 8 trousers will fora considerable time boas goouasmy $1G Jair, coiisequontly I will buy tho S onus and wlien they nro worn out 1 win iet tinotlier iuir. niivinir for both jiairs what 1 would ordinarily pay for ouo.' Now, you tee, if his argument iaapcxxl oijo ho would bo very fool ish if ho did not take udvantagoof tho cheaper man. After all," concluded tho tailor, sighing, "if i- weren't that wo wero eijKfteu to givo cuch long credit 1 dou t know that wo would bo any worso oil than our neighbors. That is what is killing us." Brooklyn Eaglts. 1 1KKSS 1NDOKSKM KNTS FOU IlltS. DA It KIN. I . I u V"!1 ru'" T?1 Hiftt the well known ' jvo given up , actlec here. ThU Is a , mistake; but on.- of them ha left, he hav- , inn gone to nini..; further Investigation of , suraery m l.oimon ami rans nopilAis The balance of the corps have Invested largely in property tnrougnout tne Mortn west, and will remain here permanently. -Mercury, June 28. What tin "Welcome" IIn to Say. The success with which the l)rs. D rrln llave met Ki,1CQ COiHim to Portland three jeans ago has been phenomenal. Judging from the record of remarkable cures ef fected by them and the immense patron age they enjoy, the nentli'ineii w III have to make up their minds to become permanent locators in the city. - Welcome, June 2?. Two Prominent Citizen C.lt Their OpInluiiK nt DrM. Durrln. it. k. woodin's noon i.vvk. Mr. Editor: Say for me that Dr. Darrin ha cured nie of granulated eyelids and a general diseased condition of the eyes. The roots of the eyelashes had become dis eased, and gave me great trouble in read ing. Medical and electrical treatment by Dr. Darrin has cured me. Itefer to me at Powers' furniture store, UK) Firwt street, Portland. H. U. Wooiu.sv DiseliarKlni; Mr. Editor Kai- Cured ! Klectrlclty. I have been troubled with a discharuiui; ear lnce 5 years old fruni tne ellecls ot scarlet lever. 1 was cured by Dr. Darrin in one month. I reside at the corner of Kighth and H streets, Port laud. .lAfon Luihii.k. l)r. Darrln's l'liii'i- of Hnslnc ma. Drs. Darrin can bo consulted daily at the Washington building, corner Fourth and Washington streets, Portland. Hours, ID to "; evenings, 7 to S Sundays, 10 to 12. All chronic diseases, blood taints. Irregularities of women, loss of vital power and early indiscretions perma nently cit'ed, though no references are ever made In the press concerning sucli 1 cases, owing to the delicacy of thepntients. Examinations free to all, and circulars will I be sent free to any address. Charges for ' treatment according to patient's ability to pav. 1 lio poor treated free of charge from .n.t 1(1 .11 1 . If . .1 iu in li oauy. private diseases conn- i actially treated, and cures guaranteed. ratlents ht a distance can he cured uy borne treatment. Medicines and letters Bent without the doctors name appearing. The agnostic has a mind to eat bash. Hensks uoUo kKnow. Six Xovel Free will be sent by Cragln & Co., Philadelphia, Pa., to anyone in tlio United States or Canada, nostaire paid. upon receipt of Dobbins' Klectric .-oap wrappers. See list of novels on circulars around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. Fqulmps How's the new baby? Jenkins How is be? lie's a howling success, anil don't you forget It! A Pocket Cigar Case and Punch," all for 25c. five of "Tanslll's Mabel Isn't young Mr. Dolly a spruce fellow'' ' Amy I knew he was a stick, but I did not know exactly what kind. T1IK VlltTUK OP MKIMCINK IS TKSTKI) ItV ITS KITKCTS. Modesto, Cnl., May 21 1800. Ilr. J. Eugene Jordan. Seattle, Wash. I)i:ak Sik: I hope you will not cohhIiIt me tedious if I tell a little experience, such as may not have come under your observation. ADout Illleen years ago a i bright red spot, about the size of a pea, came on one side of tin end of my nose. It was a source of great annoyance to me and great anxiety to my friends, who feared the spot might be a cancer. It seemed strange such a tiling would cotno on my face, for my health has always been good and I never had so much as a pimple ? "7 BK'N- , aiVlot Know w''!il Yl . 0 pain all the while, and last fall, when the cold weather set in. the snot became Ham ing red and hard, and remained fo. It lie came very sore to the touch and hot. The j pain was a throbbing, severe pain. Then I became truly alarmed, for the thing was becoming worse, and some time In Febru ary I remembered that you recommended M water for the eyes when they were In (lamed; so I applied this to my nose one evening and was sure that with this one application the inflammation was lessened. I kept up the treatment a week, and -my nose seemed well. I continued taking the medicine for six weeks, and at the end of that time the purple spot was entirely gone, and there is no trace of the thing i left. The redness him also entirely dlsap ! peared. I could not be thankful enough I that I had heard of your medicine- and 1 knew what to use. Respectfully. Mits. J. Puitvis. ' Dr. Jordan's ofllre Is at the residence of j ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and James, Seat-1 tie. Consultation and prescription abso lutely vuf.k. Send for free book explaining the Hlstoge.netlc system. 1 Caution. The Hlstogenetlc Medicines 1 are sold in but one agency in each town. 1 The label around the bottlo bears the fol i lowing Inscription: " Dr. J. Eugene Jor dan's Hlstogenetlc Medicine." Every other device is a fraud. Tltv Okumka for breakfast. Beware of Imitation of the celebrated Seal of North Carolina I'luic Cut Tobacco. Scrofula Humor In tho Eyos "Our little girl, 19 month! old, wan troubled ' with acrolula sores. Her eyes were In a terrible I condition, and her nose all covered with acab. I'h) Klclaim raid they could not cure her. We1 ' commenced kIvIub her Hood'i Parxaparllla, and I now, after mliiw two bottlcn in the pant three ' months, her face and eyen arc clear of the ore, ' aud her appetite baa returned. We feel Tcry I thankful for finding no valuable a medicine an Hood'a Samaparllla to inve our child." J A. , Obey, 4U Miner avenue, Htocktou, Cal. On tho Faco 'I.at Iiecember I wa allllcted with acrofulotu aorea on the left aide of my face ami around my right ear, and wa obliged to leave work Hood'a Haraafarllla wai recommended, aud after taking le' than two bottlei al) the aorea dlanjieared," joikhiiVA Fkatkh, rJC Iloilla alreel, Oak ! and, Cal. Hood's Sarsaparilla iBold by all drurgliU, It; alz for V. I'repared 1 only by c. I. HOOD A CO.. Uwell, Ma IOO Doses Ono Dollar Job Printers and Pressmen, -SEND TO- PALMER & REY (Who own the only iteam roller ficUinrin tho Nortuweat) lor aorae oi uieir " nti.iAui.ii- CompoaiMon: oraend theci your itocks tocaat. , You will recelro a better roller than you have I rr utcd before. 1 AN ELKOANT I'ACKAOK UP FINK OAuns. Including 15 rare novelties, shapes and artistic Imported oleogrnplilc and chro matic cards. This large and beautiful col lection sent by mall to any ono who will do this: Buy a box of the genuine Dr. 0. McLano's Celebrated Liver P1ih from any druggist, price 25 cents, and mail us tho outside wrapper with your address, plain lr written, and 4 cents in stamps. The genuino McLano's Pills are prepared only by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa., and have been in constant uso for over sixty years. They are suporlor to all others in purity and effectiveness. A certain cure for indigestion and sick headache. Ad dress, Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa. The claim of the cracker trust that It will re duce prices Jint " takes the bUcnlt " Cormis. "Brown's Bronchial Troches" are not new and untried, but, having been tested by long and constant use, lliov have attained well-merited rank among the few staple cough remedies. 515 cts. a box. The trouble with Justice Is that she does so little beside holding her scale. sum: ci'iti: kou pii.ks. Suro cure for blind, bleeding and Itching files. One bos has cured the worst case ol ten years' standing. No one need sutler ten min utes after using Kirk's German I'lui Ointment. It absorbs tumors, allays the itching, acta as a iKMiltico. gives relief. I)r. Kirk's German Pile Ointment Is prepared only for Piles and itching of the private parts, ami nothing else. Kvery bo Is warranted . Sold by Dnugists and sent by mail on reoolpt of price, $1.(0 per oo. J. J. Mack & Co., Wholesale Agents. Han Francisco. .(Jiticura "I I I'MOKSOKTIIK lll.OOI). SKIN A.V1) SCALP, X I whether Itching, burning, bleeding, scaly, crusted pimply, blotchy or copper-colored, with loss of hair, either simple, scrofulous, heredi tary or contagious, are speedily, permanently, economically nnd Infallibly cured hv the CfTl riiA Kkmkdiks, consisting of CI'tiitha, the great skin cure. Cututha Sine, an exquisite skin purifier and beautltler, and CltTlciMtA UK-t-oi.VF.ST, the new blood and skin purifier and greatest of humor reini-dles, when the best phy sicians and all other remedies fall. t'l'TKl'liA It km Kin Ks are the only Infallible blood and skin purifiers, nnd dnllyclVect more great cures of blood and skin diseases than all other remedies combined. Sold everywhere. Price, Ci'tictka, MIc; Soak, ffic; Uk-oi.vknt, II. Prepared by Potter Drug and Chemical Corporation, llostou, Mass. Send for " How to Oi'o lllood and Skin Dis eases." Kit' Pimples, blackhemts, ehappt d and oily 'fri - skin prevented by Ct'TlcritA Soai'. "ftt Cb Ha kache, kidney pains, weakness and Zk rhi'timatlsm relieved lu one minute by the celebrated Cl'TK I'ltA A.nti i-ain l'i, isTKK.'irie THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY, BEECHAIYI'S PILLS For Bilious and Neryous Disorders. "Worth a Gnlnoa a Bor" but sold for 25 Cents, ni am. iiiirtaasTM. mlietke! 6fr. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY. A Boarding and Day School for Boys. The thirteenth year under present Principal bcgiiia KepUmber U, Ih'JO. (.railed courae of htiuly: I list rnr-tlon ihnroiigh; diaclpllue ttrlct. Military Inttruetlou under charge of IJ.H. Army olllrer detailed for that inirpoae. No nail noy auniiiu'ii vurjiupua inai year. Karly aiipllcatlnli neceaaary. Kor .circular and full Information wlilress the I'lnclpal, J. W. IIII.I.. M. I)., P. O. Drawer 17. Portland, Or The Best Typewriter. Bend for Catalogue. Wiley B. Allen & Co. (Itmerul Ah'enta, 211 It Ht.,lirtlHiiil,Or. Do You Weed llnltiiii' Wo have over lrfiO groia of Dreaa. Coat, Veil aud Ijullea' Coat liuttom, worth all the wi) from II a dozen down toIOceuta. which we offi-r In grria tola at ''0, 10 and tOccnta; think of that' 110 button) for Ml renla. ThU year'a tyles let ua tort up A groti for family, or 'S groai for ikuleia. Will never make audi an offer again. IaiII' Linen Cnllara. fie; ulTa fic pair, only In imalland meillum aizei: Oermau Knit ting Yarn at 7.' to Hf Ik., worth much more; add plenty for mailing, will return if oven It area time; aud aik for JULY HOME CIRCLE. It la a complete Hit of nearly everything you uae or need, and all at bottom city prlcea. We want to tend you a lample coi.y.jill we want It your name aud addrcaa, no charge. hmltlt C'unli htore, H ft'ruul hired, N. ' I N. P. N. U. No. 344-B. V, N. V, No. 421 Mil I I l ly Gmnvmer (oomplauiti, M M volk$c$c axe 1)11 I S VI Jetzu$)avu amoMiwi, JACOBS OIL CURES PROMPTLY 'STIFFNESS. STIFF NECK. Violent I'nlna In Ncrlj. Friendship. V s.Junc It. 18SS, My wife hnd Intent twins in her neck. ' v hlch w as verv sore nnd stltr She whs cured entirely by St. Jhcous Oil. JAM ! HTOWK. In Terrible Pnlii. Ames M'fg, CO., Chfcuce, Mass., Juno 18, tSSS I From overexertion every lme whs mndo stlll'and snre. In terrible tuiln. I was cured promptly by St. Jacobs Oil. ; J. f 1UTKI.KY, l'nymnstcr. AT PHf(i..lHTS ani Pr.Al.Kits. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. M4. To eniti ntllouine. Pick llftdtcbd, ttimtlpstloa. MJrl. l.lior CompUInU, Uko tbt sal and certsln rrn1r, HlIlTll'S BILE BEANS Dm the 8M AM. SI7.lt UO llttts tMns to the bot tle). They are the moat coiiTenlent; suit all uu. Price ot either slie, 2S cnU per bottle. VltJOIIlU pnelUof thU picture for 4 cenu (coppers or sUuipe). J T SMITH A CO.. Msksreof "nile Hesiu. St. touts. Mo. 8TFINWAY kranich, rui 0 I rullllf A I t A IIKAOII.nabler. Ro niah Ptanoa;RurdttUrRanR. Hand Instrument Largest stock of Sheet Muslo and Hooks. Bandi uppllod at Kaatorn IVlcre. MATTHIA QUAY CO. M6 l'ost Street. Ban rrancUoo. Pabofs Golden Female Pills. For Femalo Irregular I tits; uothlngllkethcn on tho market. Ntvtt fail Hurces.slulljrusod by proralucnt laillot monthly. (luarawteeJ to rnllere lupprejiod menstruation. SURCISAFEI CERTAIHI Don't bo humlmgiied Havo Time, Health and money ;takeuooth er. Hont tn anr aildraM secure by mall ou re colpt of price, IXOa Address. THE APHRO MEDICINE COiPANY, Western llranch, JJoXi7, i'OUTLAMW. OB it i by Wimiiom Drihi t!o., I'ortUuC. Or Ask Him ! Who ? JONES OF BINGHAMTON, BINGHAMTON. N. Y What? Why on Scales " He Pays the Freight. it Nw U DCMGinhvIC ''"f Widows I'or HohlU-rs r tllOIUHO l'or Parents Write at once to J.L.Mi l''arlaud,WashlUKtou !.('. NEW PENSION LAW 30 (100 limned u.Mi-l to tliu IViihI-m lint Itrli'Cteil mill t ilt-layiil cliilmii hIIohimI, Tcchiilnilttlt-HwljxKluuL. Pnmf ' tnnili' fii.y ItliuikH fi .-I-, lliivn yiutr claim M-ttlc-il without delay l'mili K OTutllKU, Wanlilugtiiii.ll.C Thr (VJrst Mttlicinr in the H'orUil frebMy lilt. ISAAC TIIO.ll .SON'S CELEBRATED EYE-WATER. I ThU artlcld H u caret ully ircant plivulolan' pro , Fcrlptlim, nnd litu liecn In cmmtuiit nw for nearly u century. Thero nro feu- dlxcaM'i tn which mankind nru mliject more illHtnwInR thiin wiro i')r. nml noun, perhaps, for which more rcineilli'M hnvn 1hcii tried without mieeeiw. Knrull external liitluiiiiuntloti of tho eyed It Is nn Infnllllilo remeily. If tho illree ! tlono uro followed It will never full. We particularly i Invito tho attention of ijIivhIoLiiih to tn merits. For , Halo hy nil ilruia'tU. JOHN L. THOMPSON, SONS CO., Tliov, N. V KutnhlUhcJ 1707. PATENTS HO OttAY, ClreulAr fie... W. I. BOUlTt. WamiinoTun. 1). c. $75 2tnSk?Rn 22 A MONTH cnl.om.de Vis. IU9 JU. Worklr.K for un. Pomon. i prnfnrreil wlin osn farnllhn homo nnd Kivi.thnlr wholn , tiijietotliH liuiineiia. HpArti motuentH Inny ha (imntiilily mnttlovnil bIro. A fnw vacJmoim iti triwrm and cltins ILI-.OIINHONACO.. I0(il.tln Ht.,ltichmoiid, Va. I CURE FITS ! When I (uiy euro I do nut moan merely to etop third for a lima and then hare them retumairaln. Interna radical euro, I havnmadntlmdUieajinuf 1'ITS. lil'lle l;iHV or FALLING HIUKNUSSnlifs-lontndy. I warrant my remedy to euro tho womt caaea, linoauaa othorahaTH failed ia no roaann for not now recenlnif cure, fiend at onro for a treatise and a Free Ilntthl of my Inlalhhln remedy, (!Wo nipreaaaiid I'natOQien 11. (i. UOOT, 31, d, la Pearl Sew Yur FOR MEN IFor tOSrorPATUHO MANHOODl Qeneral and UEKV0U8 DtbiLITYl Weakntitof BodvandMInd. Elfecti LUsf ErroriorEiccneilnOldorYounr, lloliall, ilnl'U dlMltlllll fully HtXorril. How ln-nlrf nl mrf.lkoHHI.,lMmVKUII'Kll(lllla'(H-iiaHUl flOIII. ibMlulflr D,.ftllli.f IIOflK THKlTBtXT-ltroi In a day. nn Irillfy fmia lOHIalManil r,ln (ogatrl.i. Ifrll Hits, llttrrlittl.i. IIimii, piplaaallunaaiS proari aiillrd (tlriH fra AOfe... ERIE MEDICAL CO., BUFFALO, N. V. CUICHESTLR'B CNQLISH PEMNYROYAS. PILLS HED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND. HHld arm m r d. nrtatllo I In raiLtbrr diintrrriiua (tiint.i) for rttcutr, u-ttlmonttl n4 " lltr rr I. !!," in letter, by return mull Aum I'ltptr. result's fro cleanliness 5vn mj jHJk aStla iway. ifiiair.e. i.itair, jn (ur fu,Hd Hrand, in t Ioim, ualed with llu. V iLe no oilirr. All Pllli Wi i eolinlrrrrlla. Hrn4 4r. V Thrift is 6. v - IMsdsolid ca,Ke .oscouring soa.a Try ir-inyournexr-house-cleoJiing end beh&ppy CHEAP COMFORT Can ho secured by the small investment in one cake of SAPOLI0 when you have a house or Jcitchen to clean. I IPfntt-t Hi n nriiiif 4f Hi n tiI o ri-vt1 Tirfn o n i tl 4 nrltlJlTttf JJla J VI IV LUIS fJlVlllV I IS HIU fJlM IWH fSlAJIUlf WfHK VKVHVU'I'IV- Vlw windows and jloors, it is the very best labor-saying soap for 'scouring and cleaning. Mi Grocers sell it. OPIUM I.A KYKT-rK, I.NI). AND MORPHINE HABIT cured. Trial Ircc. Oonfldcn tMlv ililrc INDIANA Mt.NRItAI. Hl'ltlNCiH CO., Ilox 13. JHE SMOKER Will Kavc ro other Jobacco Who orcc tries SZJh OF 0RTl GAOLINf Plug Gut. Jhis is the secret of its Immense sale. a ii(iri:Kr.i:ir.KM niiAvr.N. Tlir plriintil prnllrlliin N iinulr llmt drml. Hi-rj vtlll lie ii'iolMinl Iroin Hie hon-i'lHild nml flic ni-riipiitloii of llll- ltllllU-.tl- MITVIIIlt itlll In- uoiic. ViiIiiiiIiIi- .illri- for tin- I'rmcnt Hny. Mrs. Helen I'. Stcrrctt,in n rci cnt tinm licr of tliu l'orum, cnntrilmtcs tm article ontlllcd " I lonsckcciiiif,' in tliu Future." In it slie tells how in u fuwycnrsuk'ctricitjr will supply lij;lit lor the hotnc, the latnilr in ikiiif; nnd wnshiiig will lie done outside,, nnd there will he so little work in the household tluit tho occupation of the do tucstie servmit will he gonu., Hut Mrs. Sterrett's article is simply a prediction, and has no more than a pausing interest for tliu ladies who live, in 1890. 'Fliuir social tinil household caret are strain ing their delicate, nervous system, and the. result is terrible. Headaches, hackiiclies, and womanly ills aro growing alarmingly common. Many of them find that mem ory is failing; they nre unable to recall the names of friends or tell whether they have performed Home of their usual house hold duties. Their nerves nre in such a condition that very slight causes, or perhaps no cause at all, may irritate theiu. Lifo grows to he a burden. There is no need for despair, but there is great need of caution. Their nerves should he built up, life fortified, and brain restored with that remarkable preparation, Paine's Celery Compound. Instead of the depressed and languid feel ings, lifter the Com pound has been used, they will feel active, vigorous, and happy. To thoo who are weak and failing, and dcsiie health and happiness instead of ill ness and misery, wo earnestly urge that they act upon this advice. THE GREAT OVERLAND ROUTE Northern Pacific J.fcA.1 LROAD, Tho ON'I.V 1. 1 NIC Ktinnlnir Pullman l'ulnco ijlreplinc Curs, MnKiililccnt Day Cnaclics, utid Kk'Kinit (CinlKiaut Sleeping Curs (with berths free of charge) KUOM W A HIIINO TO N AND OltlOUON POINTS TO THU KAST via St. Paul and Minneapolis. Tmncnutlut.'n nl l.lno m Only ltunnniK P A L A C DINING CARS FuNteHt Time Kvcr .11 ml c t'rutu tho CoiiMt over th NORTHERN PACIFIC R. R. SIOUX CITY, HT. JOHKI'll, IiKAVKNWOltTU, HUHI.INGTON, KT. J.OUIH. COUNCIL UMJFFSt ATOHIHON. KANHAHOITY, OUINCY. ClUUAOO, And ull poUiti throughout th Knst ami Souih cukt, vlu HI. I'linl uml .Mluncupolls. Till: ONLY USK UU.N.VINO Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars IJNTIItK LOUTH Ol' 110A1) And huulcil ou menhir Kp vha Truiiis over tho ICnti'D IaiiikiIi of tliu Northern 1'uclilu itallroiul. A. D. CHARLETON, AsxiHtutit Ocncnil I'usMinirtT A Kent, No. 121 First St., Cor. Washington, POHTIiANI). oiikoon, PANTS MADEto ORDER, S5, SO, $7, $8. Men's Suits to Order, $25 to $40. Fit Guaranteed. fiend I ceuta iu atampa for aatnplc and rnlci for aulf-rneaauremeut. You can aave big money by dealing with me. HatUfacllou guaranteed. ARTHUR KOHN. Clothior, Hattor and Tailor, coiineh or HhcoiiiI nml Morrlaoii Hta., I'ortlaml, Or. fMeutlon thin pajicr. good revenue L aaa. A. ft r i iii.inl ' - 9 SAP0L10:- e Meals 75c mm M m 1 . VaBBBBBla A ' 1 1 J ammmmmmmmmmmW