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TESTS WITH EXPLOSIVES. aenalte and (ielblte thr Mont !)- tractive ArodIm Yet Invented. There was a good deal of noise In the TJ yard the other afternoon, tho ro ultof a series of experimental tests with the now explosive (omuiensite) and smokeless powder (polblto), both Iho Invention of Dr. Stephen II. Em ions. Tho tests wero given by the empany handling tho patents under the personal supervision of Dr. Em mons, and showed that tho new mate Hals are quite as powerful as ilynanilto and perfectly safe in handling. There wore a number of prominent ollicials scattered through tho largo crowd, in eluding Secretary Tracy, Senators Man dorson, Colqtiit, Halo, Chandler and Ulackburn, Representatives Cutcheon, Carlisle and Wheoler. and Commodore Kolger, Admiral .louett and Captain Moado. Dr. Emmons tlrst manufactured Homo of his explosives in tho loft of tho boat-house to show there was no danger in mixing tho ingredients, which aro a couplo of unusual acids. The fumes of tho mixture have colored the doctor's beard and hair a bright orange yellow, which is tho prevailing hirsute tingo, he says, around the factory. Then a can containing sixty pounds of emmonsito was placed under a small raft made up of about lifty heavy tim bers lasted together. A steam launch towed tho raft out about live hundred feet from shore and anchored it, and thon proceeded somo distance further, paying out behind it a couplo of elec tric wires. Suddenly the word "fire" was heard across tho water, and thoro came a rumbling crash, followed by tho upheaval of tons of water, in tho midst of which fragments of broken timbors flow skyward. After thoy had gono up a couple of hundred feet thoy camo down again, all torn and twisted out of Hhape. Uundredsof fish lay dead on tho Hiirface of the water. Tho next experiments consisted of testing tho rending power of tho em monsito abovo water, and three Iron plates, a foot itarc and half an inch thick, wero consecutively broken in pieces each by a cartridge of the ter riblo stuir. Tho explosives wero ar ranged in three dilforent ways, so as to show the force of tho shock was equal in all directions. In order to con vince thivspectators that tho material was harmless in handling tho inventor had his son ilro a bullet through a cart ridge of it, tho etroot being a mere breaking of tho packago as though it wero no more than chalk. Tho broken cartridge was thon exploded with tro mondous elleet. A cartridge of dyna mite was treated in tho same way and disappeared with a great explosion as soon as tho bullet touched it. Four emmensite cartridges wore placed in a can of gunpowder, which was exploded, blowing tho cartridges high in tho. air and setting lire to thorn. Thoy burned briskly, but without exploding. A small yacht cannon was charged with gunpowder and loaded with a can of em mensite as a projectile. This was llred at an iron plate and smashed to pieces without explosion, tho samo ommen sito aftorward boing t-craped together and exploded. This was to show that it can I)o used as a chargo for shell in powder guns without danger of prema ture explosion. (iclbito, which is a brown paper sat urated with emmensite, was then llred from a riilo as a cariridgo load. Tin shot made almost no noiso and practi cally no smoke. Thoro was a momenta ry light mist, which was instantly dis poled. The penetration boomed to bo tho samo as that obtained by gunpowder cartridges, which made a loud ropori and a great smoko. It is not only harmless to handle, but it is said to be a radical cure for malaria and catarrh when taken in regulated doses or snulled in tho nostrils. Dr. Emmons wants guns and Intends asking the Navy Department for permission to conduct a serios of tests with somo ol tho abandoned cannon belonging to the Government. Washington Star. i BLUE BLOODWAS OFF. Xow I, onk Out Tor tint I'a II u ri of n llorsr. ,'iir Ciiiiiiiiiy. A thick-sot, surly-faced man who hoarded a Madison avenue car down town the other day was followed by u wild-oyed cur dog, which slipped past tho conductor and hid behind his master's legs. All was peace for about four squaros. Thon a vey dignitled, middle-aged lady hailed tho car and took a seat in tho tho contor of it on tho right-hand side, followed by a poodle, which tho conductor may or may not have seen. The car had scarcely started when tho poodlo began a tour of investigation under tho seats. He found tho wild-eyed cur without much hunting, and only about ton seconds was wasted in "sass." Ifoforo tho pas songers could realize what was going on the two dogs rolled out Into the alslo, with tho cur ovidontly having things all his own way. "My darling my Honny ho'll bo killed!" shoutod tho ownor of tho poodle, as she sprang up and seemed about to faint. "Call olf your cur!" shouted a man who roso up from tho roar of tho car. "Somobody part 'em!" screamed three or four women, as thoy climbed upon tho seats. "Tho pood hain't got tho sand of a hon!" muttered a telegraph boy whe was closely waUihlng the proceedings. Tho dogs fought to the roar end of the car, followed by their respective owners, and thoro, as tho cur was trying to shako tho hind logs olf tho poodle, the conductor tumbled both of thorn olf the platform Into tho mud. Thoy soparatod at onco and scurrlod In dilforent direc tions. Tho frigid lady had now recov ered her presence of mind, and she turned to tho conductor with: "Conduetah, stop this cah! I wish to alight It 1m the last tlmo I shall evalt tako a cah on thU lino!" Am itlitf got oil Uio ownor of tho wild eywl dog reached tho platform andttaid: "Conduetah, hold this oah-ah until I can deacend. Tho next Uiuo 1 deiriro U go up town I hall ohartah u cab all by myalf-n('" And .i in a otr on tho lefi anq niovcu. i j iULiva.ii. llit pasM-ugeM said they wouldn't havo miawed thi Dhow if t'i' 1 1. kct had lxi en placed a. a half u i .. w .c u." N. V. Sun AND STILL T1IHT COMB. San Francisco, January 9, 1890 Sierra Chemical Co. Gentlkmbn: I havo boon a sufferer from kidney complaint for several years, and have uned all kinds of medicine with out any apparent re-mlts or rcliuf until mj friend advised me and told me of the won derful cures The Great Sierra Kidney and Liver Cure was accompll-htng. I was In dueed to buy one bottle but without much faith, and to my surprise after using that bottle I noticed such a great improvement that I kept on until I have now u-ed three bottles and can rafely say that I am en tirely cured and never felt bettor In m life. I wish to recommend this romedy'to all sufferers from kidney and liver dlsor ders, for it will positively do thwork. Very truly yours, 1.. H. CoiiN, Atlantic and Pacific Pub. Co., Hoom i2, Sc. Anne's building, San Francisco, Cal. AMERICAN DEGREES. They Are Not Krcotfiilzed by the Medloal Fucultlea of Kurope. Tho University of Berlin has dechled not to reoognlzo tho degrees conferred by American medical oolleges, on the ground that such institutions dillor greatly in character and that timo can ! not be spared to separato tho good from j tho bad. That thero Is excellent roa Bon for tho complaint Is generally i known. If our best colleges wore fairly typical thoro would be no question of tho reception of American degrees abroad. Hut they aro not On tho con trary thoy form but a small fraotlon of tho whole. Berlin is not uniquo in tho respect of refusing to rocognizo Ameri can degrees. Knowing tho utterly worthless character of many of our col leges, it has long been a rule in tho army and navy to accept no certificates as eoncluslvo. A rigid examination of tho applicant for a surgeon's position is conducted in both branches of the Gov ernment and this is dono without the slightest roforonco to tho medical in stitution which has already granted its diploma. Is it reasonable, thon, to blame tho University of Berlin for fol lowing a precedent which has tho sanc tion of our Government? No doubt thoro aro colleges in America which will compare favorably with thoso abroad but it would bo foolish to arguo that tho avorago standard of ability isso high horo as it is on tho continent. Germany and Franco havo made their medical schools public institutions, and thoir reputation is so excellent that diplomas issued by them command world-wldo respect, and aro just as valuablo in America as any whoro olso. Ignorance in medkino and ignoranco in law aro matters of vital concern to to public. It is a shocking condition of affairs when the Stato guarantees no protection to tho indi vidual against tho incompetency of thoso whoso right to act in a professional ca pacity is guaranteed by institutions operating under its charter. New York was among tho first of tho States to show its appreciation of the danger, and six years ago a bill was passed provid ing that law students should pass an examination which would guarantee fitness to enter upon their legal studies. Last year the samo provision was made to apply to medicine, and tho Hogonts' Academic examination it now ono of the best possiblo safeguards. So that in this commonwealth, at loast, vory ma terial progress has been made along linos of improvement The American students at Borlin must keenly feel their position. But what aro thoy to do ? Privy Counsolor Kluellel Is per fectly correct when ho says that wa havo "institutions of real worth es tablished side by sldo with thoso that are practically humbugs," and that tho laxity of American laws and regu lations concerning tho conferring of de grees is remarkable." Brooklyn Eagle. The First Sewinj; Mitchlne. Ellas Howe, tho Invontor of tho sew ing machine, was born in Spencor, Mass., July"-, 18 ID. His father was a fartnor and miller, and Ellas remained at homo, assisting him, till 18IJ5, when ho wont to Lowell and found employment in a factory, aftorward working in a machino shop at Boston. Thoro ho developed hla idea of tho sowing machine His first machino was completed in May, 1845, and ho secured lus patent Septem ber 10, 1840. Ho made four machinos, but recoived so littlo encouragement for them that ho wont to England, whore ho struggled with poverty for two years. Ho then returned to America, to find that others had appropriated his idoa. For more than 11 vo years ho was con stantly ongaged in lawsuits, but finally secured his right to priority of inven tion, and other manufacturers of sewing machines paid him ;t royalty on their patent. Ho now ama ..sod a large for tune, estimated a S'J.OOO.OOO from the sale of his machino.i. Ho died in Brook lyn, Now York, October 3, 1807. Boston Budirot. There are people using D hhlns' Electric Soap to-day who commenced its uho in 1805. Would this be the case were it not thf purest and most economical sonp made? Afck your urncer for it. Look out for Imitations. Dobbins'. Kvery man linn a fi ol ftrt-Hk; It tit only a matter of givlnc him oi'j.orHiiil t y tu hhow It The United Mates Government makes regular purchase of "TuniH'n l'litit h ' for the army. New York Olrl Have ymi repld tranult In IMilladcli hla? rhliadripnla Girl Horrors' No! One Reason Why nearly everybody rhnuld take a good m dl cltie In the bjirliiK Is Ix-caitho at t Is atnnou the ayatern la ejn dally mscei.tiljlo to the Ix-m-fU t bo derived fiom a re lat.lo preparation like Hood's i-arkajiarllla. In tho winter various Im purities accumulate In the blood, the elleet of which Is most felt when nrliuf comes on In kmi eral weakness and WiiKUor. The system caves ass stance to maintain the health lone and expel Impurities, which Hood's Parraparllla rtadlly gives. Try It. " I havf cutreteil for some ycurs with enijil'ons nu my face mid neck. Alter uslint five bottle of Hood1 SirtriiarMa every bleuiluli dhni...red, slid now my general lienllli In ext'id eul. I bo Hve l t" be the r est mi dlelue In tint world." K. V VLII, Olallu, (m-KuIl. Hood's S a r s a p a r i 1 1 a Sold b n.l .'rti.ir'U t ft fi J . I'ni.arid libij e.v I ll'inUi' U lui.i MlM IOO Dosos Ono Dollar TDK WIDB9PKKAD FAX! Of TUB UIBTOGKNUTIC MKDICINK8. Modesto, Cat, March 30, 1800. Dr. J. Eugene Jordan, SeattU Wash. Deau Sin: Your letter with prescrip tion camo some days ago. The medicines Mils Hall was taking were A., I., M OO., L She has been taking your prescription, tnd is taking It stllL, although she hays she considers herself thoroughly cured. Sho cotntnoncol taking tho medicine when she was tlrst taken sick, md was Immedi ately benefited. She was persuaded by her folks to go back to her old physician. She g-cw woro under his treatment, and finally took her case in her own hands and bmght the live bottlos of Hlstogeuetlc medicines referred to, and pronounces her--elf well. She Is the happiest persou 1 think I oversaw. I wouldn't attempt to tell you the many ways in which this young lady was allllcted eight years an Invalid; cured of everything. I'Just think," iho remarked, " lean eat anything and everything I want to. and all I want to, and even havo red cheeks." Miss Ha' l'n sister, a married lady of about SO, is as much of an enthulast as mjHelf over tho Hlstogcnetic medicines, and seriously thinks of applying to you to be received a-s a medical student. Yours truly, Mns. Pukvis. Dr. Jordin's olllro is at the residence of ex-Mayor Yetder, Third and James, Seat t'e. Consultation and prescription abo 'utely kiikk. Send for free book explaining the Hlstogenotlc system. Caution. The Hlstogenetlc Medicines are sold in but one agency In each town. The label around the batt le bears the fol lowing Inscription: " Dr. J. Eugene Jor dan's IINtogeuetic Medicine." Everyother device is a fraud. Mr. Dolan Prohibition ud he a terrlblethiiiK. olm thluklu'. .Vr. Holiolian railU It ud be ououuli to drolve a uiu to drink. ' DON'T GO )1'1' IIKI'OKK YOU ARK iti:Air, Particularly on a Ioiik Journey. He fully pre pared. You cannot bo, penult us to say, unless vou are aeeompanied with the traveler's and tourist's vtulc viccum, HoMetter's Stomach Hit ters, most Kenlal of appetizers, acellmatlzera and promoters of digestion. Auiiitist sen slck ness, malaria, crampH und eollch beRotton of badly cooked or unwholesome food and brackish water, uervoustiehs, Increased by travel, chronic blllmi'.nehs and constipation, the Hitters Is a sovereign preventive. It lm arts a relish for food not altogether to your tasto, and pr-v nts It from disagreeing with you. Never was Uieie such a capital thing for the unfortunate dys. peptic who stands lu dread of the best cooked meal. Stomachic trouble caused by 111-prepured viands aboard ship, ou steamboats, and rations liastilv bolted at railway restaurants, Is soon remedied by the Hitters, which gives a quietus lo to rheumatism, kidney troubles and lu somnia. The top and bottom of anything are ron'Id ered extreme, hut there isn't nu h dim-rciico between them lu u strawberry box. For c.ilarrhal and throat disorders "Drowns Bronchial Troches" aro re nowned and marvclously effective, giving immediate relief. An "orielnal jiackape" now In Kansas will mean an tli'iif? from a barrel of whhky to a half plut flask. souk siioiri.nut cuitKn. Charlex A. Stiles, 180 Carroll at, Buffalo, N". Y., writes: "I hare been n clerk In the Continental Hotel, corner Kxchange anil Michigan s reels, for some years, and tlrst used Ai.lcocic'h Poitous I'i.astkiih three yeiirs ago fur a sori Mhoulder. I fed down stnlr (ind got h terrible wrench and bruise. For several we ks 1 sutlereit iiculo pain in mo shoulder joint, and getting no relief, or on y temporary, from numerous liniments I put on an Ai.lcock's Potions Plastku; kept it on for two or three weeks and my shoulder was w ell. They also cured me in six weeks of a most obstinate form of dys pepsia." llntF.ra nf ImltnttntiH nf ftin eelohrntjvl Rent of North Carolina Plug Out Tobacco. I'fmiricr'H Oregon Illood I'lirlf loe is tho tK-st remedy for that d ead disease, dyspep sia, for It regulates tho lymphatic system and bad secretions. Thy Okkmka for breakfast. BEAUTY Skir & Scalp FESTOFED VT0TII1NG IS KNOWN TO SC'IENCK AT AM i comi, arable to the CUTICUKA Krmkhikh lu their maiveloiiB pro)ertles of c causing, purify. In u and Ix autlmug the skin and In curing tor turlUL', dlstlgurlng, Itching, scaly and pimply llscaH's of the Skin, sr3a p and blood, with loss of l air. Cuticura, tho great akin cure, and Cuticuka Poai'. an exiiulite ski ii beauiifler, prepared from I. ..vl.. 1,. ..,,! i,.,f..,,t . IfL'.niiit'1'Tlh..tinii. 11. lJll;i II I I J ,11 U.I lUllLUJIA i, r.iri ........ i.v " hood purifier, Intel nally, cure'evory form of s In and blool dlseaso Irom plinpl" lo.cnmila. Sold everywhere. 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CO., 1'iiblliheri, 1'ortUnd, Oregon. 1 1 rT.rrVn 1' Pl-i'eOure fnr (Vmi- it 1 ilUUl'il I" " '-& uae Aelar. ttiMiU. m PAIN IN HII ITOHAOK N1NB YRAIll, And rfow ITa Was Cured br the New Mod of Treatment br Klectrloltr Other Wonderful Cures. Editor Oreffonian: For nine yearn 1 have been tiertously afllicted with a pain In my stomach. Nothing 1 ew r tried for It did tne any good. Dr. Darrln cured tue with homo treatment In five weeks by his new mode of treatment by electricity and medicine. 1 can be een at Mo lalla, Clackamas county, OreKon. UoiiKlt TUUI.UNOKll. Sir. Wllllnm Itnhr's Wonderful Cure. Mr. Editor: This Is to certify that Dr. Darrlu ha cutrd mo of chronic nasal and throat catarrh by electricity and medical treatment. 1 reside at tho New York hotel. Front anil U street", Portland. William Hoiiil Afllicted With Catarrh Six Years. Editor Oreyonian: I wish to testify In behalf of Drs. D.irrln and tell of tho won derful cure they performed on mo for catarrh of six years' standing. I am happy to say I am perfectly cund, and can be referred to four miles out of Oregon City, Or. Postolllce nddre-s. Oregon City. LUSTlIll M. I.Kt.AN'U. Dr. Darrln can bn consulted dally at the Washington building, corner Fourth nnd Washington streets, Portland, and Barlow Catlln building, Taconm, Wash. Hours 10 to fi: eveiilnun, 7 to H; Sundays, 10 to 12. All chronic diseases, blood taintH, loss of vital power and early Indis cretions permanently cured, though no references are ever made In the press con cerning such cases, owing to tho delicacy of the patients. KxatninalloiiH free to all, and circulars ill be sent free to any ad dress. Charg' s for treatment according to patient's ability to pay. The poort rented free of charge from lu to 11 daily. All private diseases confidentially treated and cures guaranteed. Patients at a distance can be cured by homo treatment. Medi cines and letters sent without tho doctors' name appearing. 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Or. perfectly safe remedial agent nnd can produce only good rctnilta. It is carefully compounded, by an oxrierienced and skillful physician and adapted to woman's dolicnto organization. It is purely vegetable hi ita comiKwitioii nnd perfectly linniilesn in any condition of tho system. It impnrta strengta to tlio wholo system. For overworked, " worn-out," " ruiwlown," debllltntod teach ers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses, " shop-girls," housokeejiers, nut'sing motiiers, nnd oeblo women gcneiiUly, Dr. IMerco'ii Favorito Proscription is tho greatest eartldy boon, being uuoqunlod ns an appetizing cor dial and restorative tonic. It is tho only medicine for women, sold by druggist, tinder n positive gtinrnnteu from tho manufacturers, that it will givo satisfaction in every enso, or money will Ihj refunded. Tills guaranteo has been faithfully carried out for many years. 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